The Hated Witch (Sad Minecraft Story)

Imagine you’re deemed the hero of your village after discovering magic and one day you’re framed for something you didn’t do becoming the most hated witch imaginable forced to live in exile oh come on hannah we have to go avoid the zombies come on we have to make it

Back to the house where are they shielded get inside get inside there’s zombies everywhere no sir you can’t come in oh geez they’re going to be coming through hannah get upstairs get to safety so many zombies yeah actually i have an invention i’ve been working on um this

Is perfect huh maybe i can uh dump the zombies with this all right i’m coming all right oh no there’s something out everywhere oh no they’re everywhere oh man i might as well give up gonna die what just happened wait dad now these zombies are leaving too they’re leaving me alone what just

Happened after i was struck by lightning suddenly all my potions made sense and i gained the ability to use magic with my new abilities i dedicated my life to creating potions that can cure zombies that way no one will ever go through what i did losing my father after much

Hard work i opened up a hospital saving villagers one by one and creating even stronger potions but life was not perfect just yet pillagers continued to raid the village hey how are you doing over here hey hey there um hold on let me get this for you

Here take this that should help you feel better okay thank you dearie i think i might have scurvy connor you’re being dramatic and sir can you please not stand on connor i think i see the light that helps thank you thank you of course my dear how did you come up with such

Strange potions oh well you see i suddenly got this strange power and now i have all these weird abilities and i’m able to make potions to heal people wow with this with this brewing stand you called it yeah and my cauldron you’re a hero you truly are she’s not that heroic

No no i’m not i’m not the true hero look he’s out there fighting the pillagers that’s the real hero that’s minecraft steve did someone say minecraft steve guys please stay in bed you’re not better yet i want to see Oh thank you i feel better now there will be pins of you hon pins i say wait are there actually pins of me yes at newscapro.com link the description below wait really i thought you were making that up well i already started the website so oh hey it’s minecraft steve

Oh my god oh steve is here hey hey who’s trying to sell merch as a hero here um i i i have pins because last time i checked i’m the only hero in this village okay yes you’re the real hero steven you’re both heroes no no no no

I’m an actual hero i don’t know what this uh witch is doing she’s got some weird sort of magic going on but she’s healing people i yeah i don’t really trust that well here steve i could use my potions on you you have like a ton of arrows in

You i could help yes she can heal you i swear no no no i i i don’t think we should be using this magic at all i think we stayed you know the natural remedies potatoes steaks oh okay well i mean if you’re certain to use throne you are the hero after all

Row will catch you there oh oh get out of here get out of here what kind of hospital is this uh wait it might just need shelter yeah they’re bad luck hannah you don’t want them inside they’re not bad ugh you say so yes all right well i’m

Gonna go back to being a hero you keep uh messing around with your little potions in here hannah i gotta go do some real hero work uh okay thank you for all your hard work oh good luck steve uh let me see if anyone else needs any help

Um looks like the battle’s pretty much over though ah get over here i’ll kill you all right anyone in need of help you see that witch down there i heard that she’s a healer i want you to keep an eye on her who knows she could end up being useful

Okay i guess everyone’s picked something that’s good everyone’s taken care of excuse me you there hello you there yes oh my god hey hey hey no no no no there’s no need for that there’s no need no you’re fine you’re fine okay look i’m not here to harm you it’s all good i

Was just why do you have that i i i can’t put it away uh anyways i was noticing your abilities over there you know oh uh yes my healing abilities yes your healing abilities i was quite impressed by your craftsmanship um thanks and i just wanted to know if uh

Potentially we could use those potions us illagers and pillagers oh oh to help people and kill them uh more so you know more so to you know help turn the tide around in the war you know wait what um to hurt and attack and easily more easily kill people no no no you

Misunderstand my magic is only used to heal people i i don’t want to harm anyone it’s not meant to hurt people we could give you as many diamonds as you asked for no i’m sorry it’s non-negotiable all right what are you doing over here mr james get out of here

You stupid pillager i’m i’m just making my way out hannah was it uh-huh i’ll see you around just think about what i said ah wait a second who are you talking to uh oh that was some weird villager he wanted to try to use my magic obviously i said no hmm

Interesting admitting to talking to a pillager well i wouldn’t lie about it there’s nothing i’m hiding so you’re probably working with what i’m hearing what no absolutely not oh suddenly it’s a big no very suspicious hannah you’re being ridiculous i don’t know if you remember this tutorial but it helped you and many

Other villagers yeah probably as a front i’m seeing of course not whatever i can’t deal with you i’m leaving yeah well bye i’m totally gonna tell on you by the way telling me for doing what for working with the pillar jersey two faced her she’s so ridiculous

Okay ren i’m so excited to show you my research igloo yeah but hannah why is it an igloo why are you all the way over here well because i want to keep all the villagers safe i don’t want to bring my dangerous research over there while i figure out my magic dangerous research

What are you talking about well let me show you i think you’ll be very impressed see i even have a secret opening and everything wait you have a secret layer down here what yeah oh my gosh trust me this is amazing uh it’s magic and science all in one behold

Oh my gosh you have two zombies held captive hold on don’t freak out it’s okay it’s very controlled okay look check this out i’ve used my potion of weakness wow you have been working on that okay yes i have okay can you give me that

Golden apple i asked you for chef ren uh yeah uh here here you go okay great thank you all right now i give it to the zombie and it should eat it all right go ahead what does this do exactly what are you trying to accomplish here well i’ll show

You it’s the greatest yet all of my hard work oh wait what’s happening to it it looks like it’s making noises it actually worked i’m able to regenerate zombies and bring them back to normal i can save the entire village hello sir you okay oh my gosh thank you

What happened it’s okay you’ve been through a lot you don’t have to force yourself to speak it’s all right i’ll take care of you thank you oh my gosh oh what’s going on down here we know what you’re up to do you looks like you’re right hataru zombie turning

Nah i knew it wait what no i know the evidence is clear you’re the one turning everyone in the zombies no the the sign the signs the opposite yeah you get it all wrong the sign says different the arrows point to the tree you know what

That’s i doesn’t it doesn’t say a lot does it oh man no listen i’m turning i’m turning the zombies back into villagers yeah guys she’s telling the truth it’s fine all the potions she’s doing all this for good likely story yeah enough with deceit in our ears let’s look at

This potion what is this huh a potion of weakness you shouldn’t mess with that place because it’s even worse than i thought it’s for the zombies guys don’t let the village know about this that’s it we have to expose them come on steve no no please don’t do that like to get

The zombies not to make it more powerful wait please listen guys she’s innocent guys she is an evil witch innocent yeah right evil she’s been lying to all of you oh no no no fire liar pants on fire she’s poisoned the water supply burnt our crops set a plague upon us i can’t

Do that what are you talking about well you might in the future and that’s why we have to stop you you evil witch oh you guys are lying no all of the potions i make are good they’re meant to heal people in hell yeah oh are they what about this one

This is a potion of weakness okay i can see where that looks bad but it’s it’s a whole it’s a process you gotta trust me yeah it’s to help the zombies to tell help them to turn back to normal help i’m not buying it here let’s try it out yourself what wait what

What are you doing no you’re not supposed to use all normal people now you know what it’s like a liar and for that you will pay with your life what but first we will burn down this evil home let’s put these people in there destroy it get out of there they cannot

Be saved i don’t play it’s my turn wait no what are you doing no no no no don’t do this you did this to them it’s your fault it’s not my fault it was just trying to help please everyone stop oh my god the whole hospital’s on fire yeah

Oh my work you’re ready Come on come on go go go go go we got to go come on where’d she go go let’s go let’s go let’s go okay there she get back here thanks to ren’s help i was able to escape i traveled far in search of a place i could call home

Away from the villagers i once considered family i found an isolated swamp and build my heart where i could focus on my magic and potions i wasn’t completely alone however one of the black cats from the village followed me all the way here i decided to keep it as a pet we’re both

Unlucky after all man i can’t belong how it’s been since i’ve just been this hut by myself well at least i’m able to work on my potions in peace finally this way sir this way wait what is that come along come along yes let us continue our search in the swamp

Oh my god it’s those two ballingers hurry okay what do i have hey the witch hey show yourself again i just saw you come out wait is she in that hut yes she is can’t see me now slow down what are you doing i got stuck i’m stuck and i’m

Slow what are you oh let us down you she devil oh my goodness down now come on what do you guys do about it huh you don’t even know where i’m going i’m holding a potion [Applause] all right that’s true oh god i think i’m going to fall

That hurt a lot hey show yourself come on out fine then what is it exactly that you want with me well it’s just we feel bad for you actually what what do you mean well you are abandoned by your own people so what what do you want what’s not to do with

You well we want to help you out yes i i heard all about the zombies all about all that business we really we just want to give you a little bit of assistance yes let’s take a look at her base by the way you can’t just look through my stuff

What are you doing ah it’s a nice cat you have there oh yes delicious no one else tends to like her it doesn’t seem to like me hmm yeah well i’m not getting too good a vibe either man and this brewing potion how peculiar stop looking through my stuff what do you

Want from me stop rifling through her things uh you which come with us come to our base we’ll make it worth your while trust us well i have nothing else to lose fine i’ll go with you i decided to go with the pillagers our enemy but i didn’t have many options

All i could do is hope they truly meant it when they said they’d help stop the zombies i’ve never been around this many pillagers before um why why aren’t they hurting me because we are kin you and i and all of us pillagers we have been

Shunned by our kind as you have been shunned by yours oh okay yes shunned shunned Yes we totally want to help you with your zombie thing by the way absolutely that’s going to happen but before that we need your help how so come right over here right over here okay wait a second take a look at this big stupid thing what am i doing here

Oh it is you hannah please get me out of here i’m claustrophobic oh say you want my home though where were you whenever i was being burnt alive huh i was busy picking puppies please i don’t believe you the whole town was there always busy picking puppies never busy

Helping us control the world or whatever i mean stopping zombie menaces shall i kill it sir don’t kill him do not kill it hannah we need your expertise as a witchy witchy um okay you need to help us by creating a potion of mind control can you do that

And you swear this is all to stop the zombies we swear it absolutely i’m gonna choose to trust you okay good choice mr g don’t do it hannah sorry no all right no put that away this is a raventer and you have total control over him excellent excellent this is just great

The dawn of the villagers is now uh to stop the zombies right a raid we must perform a raid at once yes parade thank you witchy would she come now ravager i’m going to call you sprinkles come on what does this have to do with the zombies

No stop it please what are you doing guys stop this isn’t what we agreed on you guys said you would dump some zombies not attack the village hey what’s going on here oh no there’s there’s a lot of these pillagers steve look out there’s so many of them

There’s a ravager you have to be careful wait get them what are you doing back here no it wasn’t on purpose they said they were gonna stop the zombies if i helped them uh you caused all this didn’t you i didn’t mean to oh my god steve please be

Careful be careful steve oh my gosh you’re really hurt right now oh my god see you guys oh my gosh is that okay it’s really not okay oh no no i hate me brady this happened i love he was a hero i thought he couldn’t be killed by

Anything guitar i’m so sorry this doesn’t make any sense oh man oh god what do i is that you run run oh my god oh my goodness you’re okay you have to get out of here what’s going on here they said that they’re gonna stop the zombies but

Then they came here right at the village oh no it’s our fault i hate you anna you’re the reason he’s dead why i would you would go away and then this whole mess would go away just leave i didn’t mean to i’m just trying to help but it still happened

You’ve done enough damage i know i’ll get out of here forever then i’m sorry i don’t want to see your face again wait hannah no come back Well back to isolation is i guess because you’re both unlucky huh yeah hello hello oh hey look it’s that witch hut is someone there yeah up here up here okay yeah i’m coming over there oh a human wait what what are you doing here how do you know about me hi i’m alex

You must be that awful horrible witch that everybody’s talking about excuse me horrible witch you’re just like steve get out of here yeah you know i was wondering if i could get some of those potions that you’ve made oh so it’s potions you want huh well fine then i’ll give you potions you

Greedy human uh hey what are you doing over there no get back here yeah all right take this wait where are you yeah you’re like what poison oh ow would you do to me oh oh oh what god has been destroyed by everyone now get out of

Here you’re just like me they heal me that’s what they get for showing up here wanting my potions after everything i’ve been through just be alone forever is somebody there hannah is that you who else is here what run run oh my god wha what are you doing

Here hey anna i i just wanted to find you and you know it took a while but i finally did it i i just want to help you out hannah i want to turn the zombies back into villagers again how curious zombies run you know to do that you have to become a

Witch uh yeah and i’m willing to do that there’s other villages i’ve been talking to a lot of different people hannah they’re all willing to help you they’re all willing to learn from you and become witches as well seriously they really want to i mean yeah but okay yeah

I’ll change them all i’ll teach i’ll teach everyone we’ll work together and we’ll stop the zombies we’ll cure everyone okay yeah let’s do it all come on