The hellhound 161 – Minecraft (because im bored)

Case oh that poor [ __ ] getting i’m [ __ ] earful because there’s a there’s a there’s a woman there called dawn she’s a fruit loop because i i had the pleasure of [ __ ] meeting her [ __ ] that was just no um but yeah she don’t take [ __ ] from anybody and

Of course similarly i think it’s like similar [ __ ] like people getting into arguments and that have happened before and she’s actually known just to fire people on the [ __ ] spot so i am really [ __ ] curious on what the [ __ ] gonna happen especially with an engine that probably costed about

Maybe five six grand that is now total give or take yeah [Laughter] that’s now [ __ ] total probably stuck around a telephone pole ah that’s gonna be fun god i just can’t wait now [Applause] oh it makes me think i hope this security guard i likes in tomorrow

Because then i don’t have creepy [ __ ] german guy attacking there oh don’t he’s a [ __ ] weird sod [ __ ] he just sort of sits there and just [ __ ] stares at people i’m just and i always look at him like what the [ __ ] you staring at he’s seen [ __ ]

No he’s [ __ ] weird i really do not like him there’s like some security guards there i’ve met are really nice [ __ ] people they they’re just so polite and respectful and then there’s just him he’s like the black sheep of them all he’s just [ __ ] weird and was a bit rude to me before

Though he was a bit rude to me before and i gave him the [ __ ] death stare i was like hey that’s my pet hate [ __ ] weird sod apparently now though [ __ ] youtube’s actually [ __ ] trying to stop them [ __ ] spam uh bots on live streams because one there was a spam bot and it

Instantly come up saying then this this comment is being also reviewed do you and it was like do you want to hide it or show it i just pressed hide i was like [ __ ] it yeah i’ve been streaming since i came like roughly around when i came on today jesus and i had

One person join and it’s now 208 pm [ __ ] here at seven alright there’s a shitty [ __ ] work in like five hours well surprised my phone hasn’t got hot at all grant’s been sitting in front of a [ __ ] fan it’s been on all [ __ ] night oh it’s been on for like days

[ __ ] in my house if someone did that the foul would be going out the window i’m like honestly i’m genuinely surprised how this thing hasn’t died cuz i got it all right i get it and i had to get another one so i got like i thought at like roughly around the end

Of last summer jesus and it’s yeah it’s been turned off a few times but it’s been going since and just i kind of want to see how long this thing’s gonna go [Applause] hey i’m gonna lie oh that just gave me a [ __ ] idea what at my work

In the well at the building i’m in on saturdays there i uh there’s like wi-fi in there and i because i was looking just out of curiosity and one of them’s not locked the other one is so this like of course you need a password

But one of them isn’t and so and i was looking at it and i’m like sort of tempted to try and connect to it because then if i can connect to it i have [ __ ] internet connection while i’m in there a very tactical lmg yes jesus oh [ __ ] uh the [ __ ] was that

I don’t know why i took a screenshot and you could just join the stream and i’m gonna see it well [ __ ] it get a ticket regardless because i’m gonna need to get back somehow but [ __ ] it i’m [ __ ] hungry don’t i [ __ ] went mad and pretty much raided the [ __ ] fridge earlier

No i want to eat something but well i was going to eat the breakfast with some buns i looked at the bottom of the one i was eating and there’s [ __ ] mold on it [ __ ] have i gone off mac and cheese this stuff’s all very [ __ ] sore house

And i don’t really need to eat moldy [ __ ] meat moldy meat moldy bread funny enough mold is actually good for you i even [ __ ] realize until i finished if you want to join the stream feel free [ __ ] i’m just doing one on minecraft [Applause] aha forgot the cap foreign hi uh right

But yeah so i might do a stream tomorrow i’m not sure depending on how i feel um because as said i have a nine hour shift tomorrow so i might do one tomorrow i might not i’m not too sure because i’m going to be stuck in my [ __ ] jobs job site for like

Yeah pretty much the entire day just roll on sunday then i get a four hour shift and i can go home nothing guys sunday’s my [ __ ] friday [ __ ] uh right where to go i could either go that way or i could go this way now i’m gonna explore all this way

Because i’m going to need a [ __ ] ton of wood just to scale that because i’m mining all the way through it [ __ ] that all right oh [ __ ] hello zombie you see nothing see okay it’s not chasing me [ __ ] doing that reminds me of the [ __ ] good old days of this game when you

Literally couldn’t even [ __ ] swim uh properly you just had you pretty much were just like walking on water god it makes me feel old [ __ ] i feel old [ __ ] [ __ ] go back to [ __ ] being a teenager or some [ __ ] i actually would i miss being a [ __ ] teenager

I could get away with so much dumb [ __ ] and not have to worry about anything now i have to worry about going to work getting paid [ __ ] like that [ __ ] awful but hey that is life sadly yeah great oh hello how far down is this go holy [ __ ] it’s an abyss

It’s [ __ ] cool hiding down there some [ __ ] well i’m going to find out going squid okay i see what they mean by they made [ __ ] big ass open areas oh [ __ ] i better get to the surface yeah [ __ ] drowning yeah so wander around here Did it oh copper uh oh i gotta take a photo where my cat likes to sleep now oh jesus safe to say she hasn’t moved all day yeah bye for mine never actually been sleeping on the radiators all day after accidentally whacking one of them with the [ __ ] door because they said

[ __ ] it and cleaned the bloody washing basket all right say i’ve killed a gallon of milk in a day give or take [ __ ] i’ve killed two packets of crisp uh crisps a donut and a massive pack of biscuits in literally less than six hours well that’s where my cat likes to sleep now

Oh jesus christ she hasn’t moved since fall 12 11 this morning it just looks like a giant fuzzball i know that’s what i mean you can barely see her she’s a very fluffy cat mine is just [ __ ] dopey [ __ ] i’m gonna send you another photo i watched a video of someone saying this

Is like a leader over there this bottle what awesome some british guys said this was a leader over there yeah i’ll leave this leader yeah like your [ __ ] smalls that’s that good photo oh my god i would say they’re a little bit bigger oh for that for me this is

A uh if i find it 1.25 liter [ __ ] i have a 2 liter next to me it’s just a big bulky [ __ ] bottle but this is our two layers those are like the size of the size of like a [ __ ] artillery shell [Applause] ah [ __ ] don’t just that [ __ ] it’s gonna have to do [ __ ] i’m

I am so far from where i originally was this here is a two oh [ __ ] ah [ __ ] it That is a two liter here oh [ __ ] it’s only one degree out [ __ ] the one next to me is bigger than that the the one next to me is literally bigger than that speaking of which [ __ ] my other one oh i’ll send you one of a small [ __ ] they’re literally tiny

Now we think of that if this i bet this thing is just [ __ ] completely [ __ ] uh gone now oh [ __ ] [ __ ] that’s literally a small compared to a [ __ ] two-liter monitoring there there we go ah [ __ ] is it foggy out oh it is actually nothing i know i’m gonna do but

I don’t think i have space to carry everything there’s a mule bit taller but those are just [ __ ] chunky um i get my hand around half that balance just by one hand so that’s a [ __ ] thing like people think like i have small [ __ ] hands if i always look at mine i just

Think i have long ass fingers like i have piano fingers it’s like [ __ ] like my hand if i wanted to i could use with the whole controller pretty much with one hand if i put on time into it yeah i mean the controllers are tiny oh that’s a spider i just [ __ ] turn

Around i see a bunch of red eyes looking at me you know i might install minecraft just the [ __ ] board of everything oh [ __ ] suicide bomber ow hey what now [ __ ] creeper i just call them green [ __ ] suicide bombers [ __ ] just blew up behind me and yeted me into the [ __ ] sky

[ __ ] in the metro why are they calling the metric the metro in [ __ ] russia who [ __ ] knows yeah they call it anything [ __ ] next i’ll have vladimir putin express i’m just going to cheesy bastard and i’m really [ __ ] lazy i don’t want to run all the way back

I won’t be surprised that’s in development oh god all right there we go let’s go over this way and splunk oh my armor is [ __ ] right so i’m giving me some cows i need leftover [ __ ] thing of kitten let’s about say what oh they have cows how to trigger a vegan I take the piss album so much [ __ ] my ass always eat [ __ ] meat go in the damn house oh no not the crafting table close the [ __ ] door thank you i can sleep to this bloody day i have a weird taste in my mouth no i think this has mold too

Yeah a lot of my taste spots are just being [ __ ] absolutely dick right now jesus Sir could you thank you [ __ ] random villager just [ __ ] walked into my house oh [ __ ] i forgot i have tnt all right take everything that’s valuable surprisingly though minecraft installs pretty [ __ ] fast i know mine took like a millisecond and it was already installed ah [ __ ] i have space for other things

About to leave the food neon nuggets here yeah [ __ ] it team t is more valuable right i’m stealing that bed too tnt’s my valley roll hey i like my explosives they’re handy i think i’m seeing who doesn’t but all right hey i can use it to [ __ ] pull a goddamn japan

Who [ __ ] who your is banzai and see a [ __ ] man take flight that just makes a fun part try to find minecraft that makes me want to try and make another tnt cannon again i remember the last time i made one i’m pretty sure i eated a [ __ ]

Block of tnt into some poor villagers home either i’m blind or i went past it or it’s i can’t get it off the [ __ ] non-installed things i have too many [ __ ] things here oh [ __ ] oh jesus christ could just try and search it i might have to

That’s what i do if i can’t find them just freaking search it oh [ __ ] that’s a little puppy wow i have too many [ __ ] things oh into the great unknown you have two people watching i have one and that’s me wait well i have two people watching i don’t know okay

I know yesterday someone literally like watched the [ __ ] gta one to like the very end it’s safe to say that poor [ __ ] yeah it says unless it’s a little [ __ ] glitched the [ __ ] guy from yesterday got a [ __ ] second orbital to the heads because i just thought that i was like

[ __ ] it i’m launching one too can’t take the wool yeah you had your message that was deleted here that was posted at 229 219 yeah i deleted that myself yeah it doesn’t say anyone’s watching for me on youtube what i got kicked for an activity Holy [ __ ] i have traveled i’m gonna end this one how long was the if that stream thing would get off my [ __ ] strength oh i just found a witch’s house god help me the [ __ ] witch is here oh yeah that’s what i’m gonna do i’ll send

You a screenshot of how much milk i can drink in one city i’ll be waiting on minecraft i’m chasing after a witch we’re doing that oh all she drops was [ __ ] sticks that’s how much milk i’m drinking at this point in time oh god jesus i like milk i can [ __ ] tell [Applause]

Yeah i’ve definitely traveled about [ __ ] 10 million miles those are the coordinates up on my screen huh there’s another [ __ ] coordinates on my screen i went from about 600 to over 4 000. what i’ve been traveling too much kill these guys for xp oh yeah i’m gonna need to make new armor

I definitely got the iron from there didn’t i yes okay oh i’m letting the villagers have a [ __ ] on a vine [ __ ] that oh yeah playstation plus games i forgot about those oh yeah [ __ ] [ __ ] uh yeah [ __ ] all of that i ain’t getting any of it then dirt really

Yeah that’s like uh oh i think it’s a oh like a demolition derby it’s pretty much a racing game oh yeah because i’ve customized your own [ __ ] with yeah because i’ve played rally 2.0 yeah you can make your own playground in this one oh [ __ ] that Looks [ __ ] cool if you’re in the dirt rally [ __ ] i like this music i’m not gonna lie oh jesus tempting very tempting oh god uh what’s it gonna do oh yeah oh you’re just made oh this is released in 2020 the actual price is [ __ ] 60 bucks and it’s on discount for free

Yup two to 12 four oh that’s a lot of space [ __ ] it i’ll just add it to the library all right i gotta [ __ ] do that Hey this is just like yeah it’s like a mining game your platforming mining game sort of [ __ ] combat ah Oh [ __ ] what’s this year 2021 or 2022. 20 22. oh that’s the only release this [ __ ] year out [ __ ] like literally new year’s eve i’m thinking oh my armor is gone not sold the emerald i’m taking that zombie shovel could you work thank you oh hello swamp just because i’m here i’m

Getting the free meal i don’t have a free extra mil in gta now [ __ ] [ __ ] jump up on something uh i think i already got mine is there any [ __ ] get mine yeah i already got mine why am i underwater [ __ ] why did i think i was an enderman

When can they [ __ ] swim they don’t like water so this is what immediately popped into my head i was like wait a second are you enough how is your lobby public right now yeah i think so uh thank you yeah i know new year’s celebration [ __ ] off new year’s celebration nah oh [ __ ]

Did he just seriously he [ __ ] crashed at me yeah his internet just died oh i’m not surprised you no i actually i was just loading in the minecraft like you did and it just [ __ ] i’m done and shut the whole system off i didn’t do anything i literally clicked continue for the new

Year’s celebration and it just said [ __ ] it oh this stride so did you see your thing is public or private it should be public for the moment i’m running from strays trying to get into a yeah i can’t load mine anymore so i just [ __ ] use a default i am steve

I’m just a guy with white hair and red eyes [Applause] yeah i was like i was looking at that i was like why can’t i do that but i was like oh you have to make an account and for the account i need a company you do something with a company of some

Sort oh you need microsoft count thing which is [ __ ] get [ __ ] where the [ __ ] are you oh [ __ ] you just kill me now can you teleport i’m guessing you’re like a hundred on coordinates my current position is nine seven three point sixty seven minus six minus five thousand six hundred

Forty one point sixty four minus zero four minus a one thousand four hundred and fourteen it can teleport i’m gonna be a while oh [ __ ] can i just do the old-fashioned way okay i can’t well little ed orange scene that’s been in here for ages ah it looks orange yeah and The [ __ ] okay i crashed my game slightly then you i have negative frames Ah bastard i just realized i’m gonna have to get more wood we’re surrounded by a village i know why can i just hear a zombie beating on the door never mind he’s butchering a villager did you run into a stray look over the water that way yeah that’s a stray there’s a few

Yeah they hit you you can’t run until i [ __ ] got out of there like found a zombie that’s on fire [ __ ] zombie i was collecting wood that honestly looked like he had a [ __ ] cube which he just shoved onto his head why is there just a villager on the roof

They’d go anywhere and everywhere apparently how the hell did he get to the roof magic ow [ __ ] trees don’t die in the sun they don’t oh yeah sir how’d you get up there ow [ __ ] bushes right i barely remember anything i’ll be making another chest you stay are you staying here

Good area i need a [ __ ] pick though i’ll steal it hold on i’m literally all walking arsenal i’m taking the [ __ ] pumpkins i’m stealing both their grindstones give me you’re like taking their food before i get killed i just turned one into a leather worker ow bush how do you do that

Uh i stole his groin stuff like how did you change what he was i mean from stealing the grindstone those changed roles because they’ve got no grindstones what you never know if you need food i almost slapped the cat with the sword then i looked down look up and i just see a

Pair of green [ __ ] eyes just staring at me i love how they can apparently grow food down in the middle of the snow that’s [ __ ] loud every villager just came out of the [ __ ] house then i wouldn’t do that for very long because i do remember if you keep doing that it

Will call a [ __ ] raid would it something like that let’s find out nothing’s happening and that would go to a pillager tower and kill a bannerman or something but then they’ll ignite one if we go into a village there’s the three rhinestone there’s two more rhinestones i see something oh no

Across the ice i go i think i’d see another wait for me i think i see another village and i want to raid them with their [ __ ] [Applause] oh i can’t pick that what direction did you go literally straight ahead uh so across the ice sheet there is a [ __ ]

There are snow foxes what’s he carrying two pillars come here fox i want the fish oh yeah uh right the giant lake yes just run straight i’ve literally found a village on ice oh they’re big blues heavy glue more food there’s [ __ ] plenty here i’m just seeing what i can steal from

Them hello polar bear the polar bears hostile or did you see sugar came before you [ __ ] off no i oh [ __ ] houston i know run away yeah there are some angry [ __ ] creatures over here i can’t find you oh sh i looked away for two seconds what’s the coordinates uh 5920 ah [ __ ]

Why again run away oh i was going the wrong i want the complete opposite direction these polar bears have unlimited range [Applause] being [ __ ] chased by two polar bears and their [ __ ] kid this polar bear friendly this one seems to be all right you friendly sir yes you are friendly

Can i give you fish or trap door hello drop oh there we go oh hi all right there’s the polar bears are still slowly running over oh jesus christ was there anything in that village i didn’t really forget to look because this polar bear really wants me dead did you hit no

Literally just start attacking [ __ ] just sir it gave me fish i have fish yay there’s an igloo couple actually that’s pretty much what i was gonna look at before they virtually said [ __ ] it and start chasing me hello golem i was a cat i’m taking the lantern just [ __ ] steal a random lantern

I will be [ __ ] stealing that hell yes i just stole the [ __ ] uh blast furnace off them i’m still breaking a lantern there we go i found leather boots yeah i’m just gonna free up some inventory space well if anyone wants a oh it’s not bread anyone wants a bit of coal grindstone

Horse armor and some boots they’re in a chest where hold on i’ll come right over the [ __ ] was that oh this guy’s not got any chests in here god damn it well that’s where i stole furnace from i love us i love how these guys are just built

On [ __ ] ice oh god i found the librarian nine emeralds for a bookshelf that’s a [ __ ] ripoff [ __ ] i’m stealing a torch you’re stealing a torch i’m stealing the food i found a chest in an english so if you want those oh uh laughing in this one awesome Blue ice and snow and this man now has a hole in his wall right if we need food let me know i dropped them [ __ ] shitty gold boots that are nearly destroyed in that [ __ ] dandelion i don’t even know what did you just get slapped by a bear yes

That is the bear in his cub that was [ __ ] hunting me i’m really [ __ ] dead it’s cop just turned into a [ __ ] i feel bad why uh well bears are dead but yeah they may or may not have a baby’s [Applause] holy [ __ ] [ __ ] sir i did not want to

See your damn nose um i just see [ __ ] glue everywhere can you teleport me back uh he’s still pissed no he is now passive see what i mean i just my inventory was nearly [ __ ] mine pretty much is as well why did you punch me sir because i punched a [ __ ] villager

Yeah i think that would do it what the [ __ ] is this whoa oh it’s the tiniest cat with no legs interesting well i’m ready to move on from this place i think if we don’t i’m gonna have no room yeah maybe it’s a good idea if we do move then

You’re gonna have to [ __ ] protect this all i have is [ __ ] boots [ __ ] i’ll be the meat shield in my arm will break into sir oh this ain’t [ __ ] sheer death other [ __ ] gravel oh no i’m gonna see what happens if i break like once I just made a ravine yeah [ __ ] oh god al qaeda just turned up oh yeah this is all gravel pretty much okay i finished caved in the [ __ ] ceiling so there’s one sweet spot on this whole [ __ ] mountain just keys it all down that will just kill us both

Wouldn’t kill us we’ll kill our game right do not come out over the edge that [ __ ] scared me a little i’m not gonna lie [ __ ] [ __ ] i think it’s best if you get off this yeah apparently it’s infested with creepers [ __ ] i just see out the corner of my

Screen a [ __ ] green mask just [ __ ] flashing [ __ ] oh what’s that thing that is a stray i’m trying to get too [ __ ] an area with trees so i can always get a sword or a pick hello skeleton and gold armor oh [ __ ] strays everywhere okay i

Think that skeleton in gold armor has an enchanted bow i won’t be surprised i’ve ran across many well if we come across a wall five six bones [ __ ] two seconds later did you just keep moving no no i’m just chilling out oh [ __ ] i need to eat something

Why did i just try eating flint well if you food just tell me yeah i’ve got some cook’s food on this just on my half hour six three stacks of 64 potatoes what wow okay that would have ended miserably if i was looking all the way up what

An enderman [ __ ] teleported right in front of me and i nearly looked it i’m right at him [ __ ] you to grab the block and [ __ ] killed me [ __ ] creeper my arm is shut already the [ __ ] red i’m pretty sure oh Found an underwater cave i’m [ __ ] stuck under a tree zombie greeting the zombie [ __ ] water i forgot to mention ears on hard as well so they can well zombies can bust down doors and sheets ah [ __ ] bush [ __ ] ate them things That’s true what what what’s that look for god the look you just gave me yes you did what no you just stood there for a second all right that’s a creeper ah where’d you go oh [ __ ] i was on that mapping oh that’s a lot of drip stone jesus

You can definitely tell they make caves and [ __ ] hell a lot bigger yeah oh hello spider please don’t bite me in the ass while i’m trying to get past pretty sure there’s a burning zombie just chasing me wow all right that’s a lot of blue flowers holy [ __ ]

And we’re back in the show just the amount of flowers up here yeah that’s just death into a reasonable flat spot no [ __ ] you know completely forgot what i was gonna do oh yeah plug my goddamn controller in just plug that in i can make red dye with beets uh yeah oh

I think i remember me yeah i have to untangle my damn microphone again [ __ ] there we go i can hate it when that happens holy [ __ ] what do you want a cat why do i have jungle south africa there’s a spare wood axe right there if you want it uh i don’t even know where the [ __ ] i am which which direction did you go

Into the forest i’m at position 17 7 1 4 7 95 negative 12 18. oh i found you [ __ ] where’s this bloody place gonna [ __ ] take us Oh that’s good to know what i don’t have to double tap double yeah i don’t have to um yeah double tap the left stick i can literally just press sprint yeah that’s what i do i use they never used to let me do that [ __ ] cow just came out nowhere like a ninja

I can’t [ __ ] see oh yeah i don’t have uh why do i have a cactus everything’s zooming in [Applause] ah what the [ __ ] nothing happened oh [ __ ] oh no oh no oh no what did you do i’m dying of frostbite come on i was dying of frostbite how [ __ ] bits of snow

Oh i’ve never heard of frostbite in this game ah [ __ ] [ __ ] that [ __ ] i loved the [ __ ] oh [ __ ] that’s not hurting me i have no idea uh all right ah i just turned my seven-door [ __ ] igloo dig [ __ ] let me just sit here why are you going out of the park

No it actually hurts me look if i go in it yeah fly by me see it’s actually hurting me i’m losing health every time let me out it’s [ __ ] zapping me pretty much i don’t know how but it’s not doing it for me [ __ ] [ __ ] hide in the tree building

I have no idea me personally i’d like to find somewhere flat yeah i would much rather find somewhere flat than [ __ ] surrounded by trees as i said that i fell out of a tree ow what are you meowing about cat can you just hear her meowing yep oh she wants um

Oh yeah [ __ ] bye message went through did it wow i found water ow wow right there we go uh i’m [ __ ] slightly lost just teleport i’m a lazy gets i might as well Oh that’s made me think i wonder what my safety spotlight shits on you’re right now safety spotlights literally dish training for health and safety um because they they give us uh yeah they give us it oh hello it’s a [ __ ] this is a requirement every year you have to do it

I have to do it once every year because it’s the law to well pretty much the law you have to do at least once a year ah [ __ ] skellies they just [ __ ] down they [ __ ] eat off i nearly killed myself trying to get down how am i alive

I thought that’s one massive cave in the hill i was gonna go [ __ ] hiding there for about 10 years oh [ __ ] that’s what i didn’t bring [Applause] that oh [ __ ] [ __ ] tits [ __ ] creepers everywhere right there Oh this is some this is somewhat flat i’m gonna need to get a lot of wood you and me both unless oh [ __ ] it you know what because i’m simple and very lazy [ __ ] how much dirt is in here oh there’s a hell usually i hit stone by about now he’s digging down

[ __ ] digging over bunker oh it’s fun right here i’m gonna have to [ __ ] set world spawn if i want to spawn back here no this is the bad i have place [ __ ] [ __ ] what well there goes one pickaxe [Applause] this is the most [ __ ] shagged house i’ve ever made [ __ ] skelly

Anyone want a really shagged house let’s do well i have a [ __ ] duh [ __ ] bunker thank you for putting the torch down at this point i’m struggling just to make a crafting table because my inventory is just full there’s one up here i [ __ ] just made one too there i have a lantern

Why was it i can make course dirt okay yay [ __ ] dirt what am i gonna [ __ ] do with that oh wait is the lantern do more i don’t know i think it does i’m shoving most of my [ __ ] into a chest jumbo [ __ ] off oh yeah that’s what i forgot

All right what the [ __ ] this [ __ ] i need to make i should have kept the trapdoors uh [ __ ] there you go you can completely ain’t shoes completely forgot i was even carrying that i might just put a door yeah i’m just going to get a [ __ ] door and put it down here

It’s like it’s just like a little sort of bit where i i live and then just a hole in the wall from where i mind ow what is going on up there for two times i’ve been pinned how it’s night time i cannot see there we are [Applause] all right another [ __ ] zombie

There we go i can go back to smacking trees Skelly [ __ ] off i heard the arrow skeleton all right I need the decapitator minecraft for you if you hit the bottom piece of the tree it breaks the whole tree ah I really need that mod and there’s a skeleton up by the [ __ ] the house there we go [Laughter] oh there’s two there’s two there’s two beat them away you don’t need i just saw a [ __ ] explosion of stuff did i lose anything he lost a bowl of mysterious red [ __ ] that i

Think you just scooped up beetroot okay spider [ __ ] off holy [ __ ] i can make 80 planks yeah spider i didn’t mean to do that what i accidentally just made 39 [ __ ] doors i’ll take one if you can get the spider off [ __ ] if you don’t [ __ ] yeah you [ __ ] [ __ ] here you go

I need one i don’t think i can hold though [ __ ] i don’t need them i only needed one i love how you’re like actually building a house and i’m lit just too lazy so i just built a hole in the ground [Applause] all right i don’t worry about [ __ ]

Spider or creeper or zombie oh [ __ ] you know hi luke ugh i said a puppy where [ __ ] somewhere over by the trees ah found it uh over where we got them trees it’s a wool uh wolf and a puppy i’m on the man staring at it intently with an axe

Oh we have two dogs well if there’s a creeper we can use them as bait jesus this [ __ ] blows out and blows the [ __ ] dog sky high hey that is literally how i think [Applause] all right oh yeah i need to put the blast furnace down i have metal

Green metal if you want to use if you don’t mind putting it somewhere next that’s it uh all right uh i just what the [ __ ] the dog just teleported in here what that was [ __ ] quick i wonder why i stole the damn thing off them

I’ll just be using this bit to get [ __ ] done cobble oh copper i don’t know why i can use it for but i will gladly take it right what am i gonna do why do i just have red sand so so oh [ __ ] it you know just because i’m lazy what

Uh well done where did i put the damn thing house in there right this is either gonna go very well or very wrong oh no oh [ __ ] i was wrong what’s broke right they have a new access point what do you mean but i’m kind of in a hole

Oh that didn’t go well hold on i’m coming in right slight issue i blew the whole place up oh i could say i didn’t even intend for it to be this big just thought oh yeah i’ll be able to [ __ ] and sort it five seconds later [ __ ] big crater hey yeah

Huh i had a 63 dirt okay jesus right i’m gonna put everything valuable in the chest uh you have one piece of cobble i can borrow yes there you go oh that’s 20. i need one but that works too damn we’re going to be minding it like crazy son

I’m just similar to what i’m doing yeah i’m virtually just patching the [ __ ] big ass hole i made cool well hopefully they’ll increase the integrity by a little bit holy [ __ ] how far around is this what i’m oh there we go i was like i still looking for [ __ ] stone

What do i mean there’s a [ __ ] ton of dirt like if you come here hold on don’t fall down because it’s [ __ ] hello Oh this place is gonna need a lot of renovations oh [ __ ] you know you might have to get a lot of wood [Applause] yeah we’re gonna need a lot of wood oh no oh that’s gonna end one of well one of two ways oh [ __ ] troll explosion control i say controlled uh

Somewhat not controlled [Applause] ah [ __ ] i blew a hole in the side of the [ __ ] mountain and now i can see underneath it well mobs can’t get up if that’s any help oh [ __ ] That’s a lot of [ __ ] mobs ah yeah oh oh [ __ ] ah [ __ ] raining arrows down ow i am safe oh perhaps an idiot now right i need to teleport my way out of here what the [ __ ] Is legs bro i’m moving the bed down [Applause] just [ __ ] filling some of the damage in from the somewhat it controlled explosion Oh [ __ ] [ __ ] i knocked my light out and i just blew a hole in the goddamn wall i just repent oh god hello i shouldn’t be given tnt yeah i may have just literally excavated the [ __ ] ground massive structure just don’t give me tnt actually i just had a [ __ ] idea no brainstorm

No [ __ ] right let’s see how well this [ __ ] goes release it just fine or what if i don’t die Right god help me oh uh you will probably hear and there might be a lot of damage why well done i can’t get out oh [ __ ] oh get the [ __ ] out of there i just blew a hole into a [ __ ] part of the mountain again stop god dammit

We have more [ __ ] structural damage no it’s good for gaining resources and also killing hey i could do worse [Laughter] oh don’t dig down especially near the edge okay i’m alive my health is going back up i’m such a spine real quick a lot of testing fairies they’re gonna kill yourself

[ __ ] it might take the whole place with it who needs to mine oh i ended up under the mountain again [Laughter] blocks oh [ __ ] [Applause] i can’t [ __ ] do this without blowing off the mountain up it’s [ __ ] day look at the [ __ ] creeper that full stalking is back let me in right

Where am i gonna [ __ ] do this oh you know what [ __ ] it let’s dig down a little to try and avoid a major catastrophe Right oh this is very bad yes they’re just blowing [ __ ] up but i’m just using my own [ __ ] tools what did you do [Laughter] that’s an irreversible [Laughter] wide open ah that was [ __ ] spectacular [ __ ] i thought oh yeah this is a controlled explosion that was like

No that was like stone and [ __ ] i put it all in the stone because because with the stone it reduces the damage it causes and it was all buried in it and i thought okay it’ll be fine i had about either teleporters i literally it’s like i had about three pieces of

Tea and flying at me like missile how am i alive [Laughter] this has gone wrong yes i thought he was downstairs i thought he was just at the bottom I just see this big green [ __ ] just staring at me oh you cannot be trusted you [ __ ] thinking now i have to fill all this in that was [ __ ] amazing oh [ __ ] We have [ __ ] stone for days tnt it will be fine it’s not gonna end in [ __ ] [ __ ] death you just can’t eat all your tnt they won’t end this [ __ ] [ __ ] dapper destruction just said i have a [ __ ] ice right i’m just gonna move oh

I i’m going in here and i’m not coming out Oh this is gonna be big so so oh great to know what you’re doing now i just crashed my frames oh good job holy [ __ ] huh hmm so oh [Applause] so i feel really close I could [ __ ] hear that down here it’s fine let’s say that now it’s a okay oh your question first stone attack so what he couldn’t do about all this damage down here Oh i can’t do about all that damage that you caused down there well if you see the other damage i caused there’s not a lot that can be done oh you’re just gonna move to a different part as i move to a different land

I mean if like if i walk across the damn grass yeah i’ve made a hole deeper than [ __ ] the pretty much than the [ __ ] earth itself well oh you’re doing that i’m just making this area nice and wide down here [Applause] so so i repent for heaven [ __ ]

Well it wasn’t how i thought it was gonna be but i need an actual [ __ ] furnace for that [ __ ] don’t i are you just gonna leave all this [ __ ] material here probably because there’s like 61 iron [ __ ] enchanted um shovel [ __ ] like right in here so you’re not gonna take i’ll take it

I’m just gonna move away from that i did absolutely nothing yeah [ __ ] i’ll just spawn iron in because i’m lazy jesus you’re doing that i’m just claiming when i can from here yeah we’re gonna need a new hillside are you just constantly blowing [ __ ] up down there over there

Does the massive hole answer your question this is just crazy i can’t trust you at tnt i lose i’m sticking around today and i’m thinking what if i put loads of tnt in here did you get any [ __ ] um i think to use as fuel for the glass furnace no great

Oh yeah i’m just gonna do a double stairs did you ever set your spawn down here what shoot you now [Laughter] [Applause] Nothing everything’s fine no we’re spawning [ __ ] in could you spawn fuel in there who patched [Applause] [Applause] nothing happens here it’s all good oh [ __ ] i’m so surprised how you didn’t notice that why because i’m underground yeah but what i’m gonna say is this wall no

In here ring any [ __ ] bells does it look any different no My girl’s not laughing i am a master and covering up [ __ ] apparently [Applause] chest where what my feet [ __ ] i’m trying not to pick up every [ __ ] thing in your inventory okay somewhere next to that the other chest i need it now i can’t the game says

No he’s trying to give me dirt well that’s some drip stuck what the [ __ ] there’s some drip stoned i’m trying to make sure the damage is all [ __ ] prepared what did you do well if we see where all the dare is on the other end [Laughter] i didn’t think your [ __ ] [ __ ] was

There so i [ __ ] blew a hole in the ground and i just see you standing in an underground [ __ ] i just quickly grabbed the dirt [ __ ] patch bit yeah i blew a hole in it i covered the whole [ __ ] thing over with death i can place more Oh [ __ ] oh jesus oh no you can’t the best friends is just for um [Applause] [Applause] what are you doing nothing i swear if you’re placing my if i wasn’t pretty sure your house would be oblivion by now because they’re not hearing explosions or [ __ ] catching fire or anything so

Hey i could come over there and do that where are you anyway underground this will do nicely right there we go ah [ __ ] don’t i’m gonna fill in all this dirt down here with smooth stone like the stone that you normally find and it takes a lot of calls there we go right

[ __ ] hell with destruction [Applause] yep i love us just now craters everywhere i know this is why i don’t put tnt in my hands now i need to find my f king owls there it’s my own little place i broke an iron [ __ ] shuffle just digging dirt uh oh yeah ow what [Applause]

All right what do i not need oh this is gonna take a while i fell what the hell yeah look look over here then could you start making holes this is one of my earlier ones it goes very far no i’m lazy it gives me an opportunity to go and get

[ __ ] cold and [ __ ] yeah but it’s also makes it very hot it’ll be fine we definitely won’t [ __ ] fall we definitely won’t fall to one death oh clear space up in my chest now i just imagine that it turns night one of us just [ __ ] falls in there that’s what i’m in yeah

There’s nothing to worry about nothing to worry about i know how i am i’m gonna go running [ __ ] fall right down you’ll be fine i’ll be carrying [ __ ] you like a stack of diamonds on yeah just place torches then you’ll be able to see it at night so all right

You actually try to fill all the holes i’m going to fill all these holes i can make them even bigger and i’ll be pissed i have the light amount of tnt i’m aware why fill it it’s like you land in water you live in [Applause] it’s deep to the bloody point i’m at

Minus 23. that’s what i mean how much further can i go down oh my i could have made a hell of a lot deeper i could have the deepest i could have made it was about minus 60. [ __ ] we should have [ __ ] get we should keep it there you

Know if there’s gold iron [ __ ] redstone let’s make some scaffolding [ __ ] you know i’ve made destruction down here you do realize if you even if you do fill it up like that if a creeper goes bang there it’s just gonna open it back up not by that much

What the [ __ ] two blow up then [ __ ] what thing [Laughter] oh [ __ ] there’s a cave right here oh did you scare okay yep this is suitable right and for once it wasn’t a hole i used with tnt i swear [Laughter] eggs help [Laughter] what’s that i wonder okay that does work

Bro let’s fill it with this there we go no i have flint’s steel ready just making like much harder than it needs to be right now you have no idea how tempted i am i wonder i’m just using this as a bin killed [Applause] i love why he just looked at me

So just like it looks like the look of suspicion [Laughter] just like i’m ready to [ __ ] pull tnt out i know you do i could do this huh what the [ __ ] is on your head it looks like this white and blue chainmail helmet [ __ ] individual block

This ran off he’s like that is man now i’m [ __ ] just dumping [ __ ] down there daddy i wonder if you need me you got this [ __ ] sake cause it’s about to do something i’m half a heart he fell right i’ll be back oh jesus um yeah i should probably dig quite far

Down to do this this should be far enough no no i can’t that [ __ ] he’s flying up oh you killed the wolves i just did that in a [ __ ] panic because the story was flying up i was just checking the chest to make sure i didn’t accidentally slash kill everything in there [Applause]

Honestly did you see how much i slashed killed in one car and the two walls how did i send you a screenshot [Laughter] [ __ ] just everything died can i fly i oh [ __ ] i’ll fill it just leave it and i’ll do it i can do it [Laughter] it’s my mess [ __ ] just don’t for now all let’s just no what the [ __ ] was that let’s just not give me tnt [Applause] yeah

All the power to spawn things or just not be added at all i have to be who else is gonna [ __ ] run this [ __ ] [ __ ] it is not chicken and join or something [Applause] i just have a feeling a creeper is gonna blow up here or some

[ __ ] and one of us is just gonna fall that’s why i [ __ ] did that where why really stop them though that’s the thing random ass cow [Applause] i like my kids [Applause] there’s sheep down here if you [ __ ] get wall wait what does this do [Applause] i’m afraid what the [ __ ] you okay

That is long gone what something i summoned nothing to worry about what was it nothing to worry about it’s absolutely fine it was harmless just tell me it feels harmless he was harmless looks like a [ __ ] ufo just taking flight where are you what is that attack other things [Laughter] [Applause] [Laughter]

The look of suspicion what the [ __ ] are you doing i literally did this oh i’m just seeing what i could summon wait can i actually [Applause] i can show it old blazes [Laughter] oh wow what else [Applause] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] [Applause] [Applause] could you not she’s giving me cow powder okay hmm Ones if i do this oh god i really want to do that right now up i’m so tempted just to hit enter what is it well we’re about to find out kill random player just to see what it would do [Applause] right there you go you have a cat that just ran somewhere

Did you put us a piece of dirt right there hey the nearest block i have cat’s still down here somewhere so the [ __ ] it’s all the damn dirt nothing happened it’s all good why are 63 grass plus i may have just gone in a circle dropping them all i wonder no i wonder

I swear god uh how do i spell it again at all what did you think i was doing i knew i was gonna do that i didn’t know if it was gonna break the blocks or that that’s why i was like if you’re doing what i think you’re right now you’re

Gonna [ __ ] fill in i just have a [ __ ] hey i just realized i still have glass milk up here i’m not going to waste perfectly good milk it’s still like not gonna like you tomorrow but [ __ ] one of the dogs is just sitting on top of the furnace well i’m getting demonetized why

I may have chased the kitten with a sword so that that’s just roasting his hands on the furnace at this point okay now well if you’re done up there Stop what’d you do nothing nothing at all it’s so good nearly went wrong but it’s all good oh huh extra i’ll cut that really more thunder no it’s a [ __ ] swayze that’s awful as a skeleton riding a spider i’m gonna run out [ __ ] gobble Well it’s slowly coming along down here then i am going to have to put a ceiling all right i don’t like the thunder and lightning it’s fine i’m not 100 a fan of that right now it will be fine nothing will happen red roofing rain puts out fire ah huh [Applause]

I can’t sleep because there’s [ __ ] nearby i could do slash killer entities card eight days if you do that uh you thought you would only survive the day if you do that there we go [Applause] all those definitely did the [ __ ] trick i should place more actually what you do

There we are that’s better what what it will be protection a homemade electric fence service if it’s stormy anything that comes near there will be zapped do the jungle tree saplings have to be a group no oh yeah [ __ ] i forgot those candles [Applause] oh [ __ ] i don’t want to do that

I was just gonna do that [ __ ] you [Applause] i just see a [ __ ] creeper turn around and it’s all in your house they don’t warn me on that one i did i sit behind you i literally went behind you [Laughter] i’m gonna have to get a [ __ ] fence

This [ __ ] spider chilling in here that was perfect [Applause] i just turn around see there’s a hole in your house and as i say behind you and everyone just comes on the corner and blows up again i didn’t hear you say next to you or behind you literally

As he [ __ ] went to go bang [Applause] oh that couldn’t have been any [ __ ] better i love how they’re so quiet though until they’re literally like behind you i read that i really [ __ ] know that’s just like complete next thing you know you just have [ __ ] creeper literally about to go

Bang next to you all right do i even have oh [ __ ] i’m getting a [ __ ] sense i have a feeling that at some point we’re just gonna have to move this place is not friendly i’m being offense [ __ ] that all right let’s see pass now i was just gonna do that the advantage

Of being an admin i could just build anything and everything [Applause] [ __ ] creepers now can go [ __ ] i could just i mean put them in a hole and spawn a [ __ ] son [Applause] now i need to go get more [ __ ] oak wood oh this is going to crash what are you doing

I’m making a mini farm [Applause] Oh they’re not going to blow up they won’t blow up i have to hit them with flint and steel for that to happen i’m right here right let’s do this you’re gonna kill my wall no no they won’t blow up unless i use flint and steel and i’m not using that i’m using

Something else i just turned them into supercharged i forgot okay this is the man who can barely remember the controls well i haven’t played this game in a long time neither have i [Applause] oh [ __ ] so ow [Applause] so what did you do swear to god making spot in here

Are you the one who came up with the idea of just let’s shove a layer on top and call it a day yeah i make it that’s deep deep holes where it doesn’t effect they all were [ __ ] deep [Applause] could you teleport me out now [ __ ] it’ll be fine

I’m sure i have a stone spot all over up here you just gave me an idea no well if you need me i’m going to be making the biggest farm i’ve made so so oh [ __ ] i lost my house oh yeah just ah [Applause] [ __ ] hell why why is the music so [ __ ]

Some music so well i’m taking the gold shovel with efficiency one from you that you left i left [ __ ] everything in there after the [ __ ] mishap i took the iron yeah [ __ ] it i’m stockpiled i can need to do more [ __ ] okay the efficiency one act um thing broke so [ __ ] quick

What is gold well i did go three three uh 30 [ __ ] sand with it okay guy bless furnace samba [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] okay how [ __ ] deep are you i’m not even on the ground [Applause] oh looking casually just [ __ ] killing nature I’m gonna [ __ ] go on that oh i’ll be back in one sick Oh my god so so now bye okay so uh okay Okay And i’m back how am i live um have any more creepers blown in more holes does it look like it i’m at the bottom of the hill pretty much what the hell why what is this what what the [ __ ] the hell is this [Laughter] no they won’t spawn anywhere near here remember

Remember where you spawned that was like 900 something wasn’t it If i want to i could turn off further my universe which is uh oh i know i’ve nearly crashed my game pissing around with that ah i’m being murdered i’m being murdered right i’m going to my little bunker before i end up getting murdered by every mob in the 10 mile radius

I can’t find my bunker um right look out for the lightning rods oh there they are so goddamn dark oh my phone’s my bunker i’m out of [ __ ] i’m out of glass i mean you [ __ ] went mad with glass well thinking about doing kind of like the strip logs around the

Bottom instead of fences jesus i haven’t even touched the other so i have a big portion that’s just been opened that’s just open right now without glass oh god i think i just knocked myself out pretty much okay probably should get food oh yeah before i forget

I went a little bit cheatsy so there you go there [Applause] you now have an ender chest i can then see i can see all the things in mine almost one way to keep your stuff safe i know if you break that it shit’s still there not again not again what

There’s a creeper all right coming up i’m trying to kill it oh god i have a bone actually yeah i’m gonna get another axe holy [ __ ] i can make a lot of axes i can make 11 axes 99 plus [ __ ] iron bars six iron blocks

I love how i just have a natural defense sword all in one roll beef [ __ ] it i’ll take it i had the blasphemous onion do you just want me to finish the rest of this glass off i’ll be going into the [ __ ] show of a cave that i created

Yeah the hole i left is still there with the torches sitting in it there’s drip stone everywhere there is a zombie trying to kill me of rotten flesh there we go this is actually zombies that will pick anything up to say if you died and like drop the weapon or something they would

Pick that up and use it against you oh i know i managed to turn one into a juggernaut i have two is this nice oh no it looked like ice well i’ll be going deeper and deeper into the cave you do that it’ll be fine means we can get police horses

So to speak Oh do you need copper for anything because i i have a [ __ ] zombie trying to pull an assassin’s creed on me i just look up and he’s flying towards me can you use it for a copper block that’s all i can really think of

I might as well grab it i might be able to build something with copper blocks oh god there’s loads in here it’s found pretty much an entire section of it just a big ass wall of copper yeah um do you mind if i put a towel down there yeah that’s fine because it’s

Really drafty it’s freezing and you’re not cold yeah all right thank you you’ve got switch through i will kick her forward you do i it jesus oh i grabbed all the copper i can’t see where i’m going because i forgot to grab torches oh coal and copper

Well i hope you need a [ __ ] out of copper because i don’t know what i can use this for i’ll probably be able to build up something on my side of them not sure imagine imagine it’s just like the block just ends up being a conductor for lightning

That gives me an idea what if it is i have lightning rods outside my well literally above my base so i think that’s the only thing you can really use copper four are those mine are natural defense i love how this is the big crater though pretty much just in the [ __ ] ceiling

From where the From where the tnt just flew at me now are you just pretty much breaking your legs i’m on the hills i’m on the uh tall hills but in my trees apparently the [ __ ] cat grew this up a random thing 100 when i came up here I only got two bars ow i can assure you now you have three stacks and 20 something copper could you teleport me back yes one moment because i’m basically breaking my legs every time i will be going why am i going down there i will probably be going up the mountain have fun

It takes email oh i got [ __ ] on i would be fan as wine up here let’s just hope i don’t fall into deep snow again It’s a cave it leads down so i assume so yeah there’s glowing vines and stuff I have found a ravine i think cool can’t really tell without falling in well you can fly can’t you well i’m not creative that’s it it’s life’s flying hey what am i doing i can just summon something i go creative when i can summon things Uh some ah i can’t summon a torch faster i’ll be going in blind there’s a zombie villager down here whoa i’ll kill it no it’s just a very very small crack i think oh wait no hold on yes there’s gotta be a cave yep oh [ __ ] that doesn’t work it’s a cave

Well i have more copper all right i got we got one more on the glass You know when we first did the fencing yes It was almost two blocks all the way over at least to keep them away i actually have to go out another right i love how it’s just glowing vines in these places [Applause] but is that not god damn it what ah bobby [ __ ] off i’m doing something

I’m just going deeper and deeper into the ground can you make a day so i can do this i have found a massive cave and a mine shaft except it’s a minus four okay the minus four is like really deep so it would take you a good minute to get down there

Oh yes i’ll be running around the mine shaft looking for anything valuable that’s a bloody mob spawner i don’t think i’m gonna have enough bruce virtualized i mean uh block the mob spawner off so i don’t get anything in the mobs farmer cave spiders no lukewise probably for like a chest though I have what the [ __ ] oh uh wrong button i have lap there’s some golden glowing berries that’s any help whoa that’s actually a pretty cool little design oh jesus christ that is death that is your [ __ ] death you know the difference in between the oak and birch logs yeah well i kind of

Took advantage of that when i took all the bark off ah that’s why i like when you first saw it was like different colors on the bottom at the edges i did that now for the fun part glass again i’m still running around in the mine shaft just looking for literally anything valuable

Where’s the oak one that just made me think i’m deep enough to like find diamonds is that a cave spider that’s a cave spider that’s a normal one i think yeah that’s normal yeah they’re no biting the [ __ ] out of me though oh do we need spider eye for anything uh potions

I’ll keep it then i’ll keep it then right i’m lapis again that’s good i mean all we can really use that for is die but nothing ow why does it auto save now you know it lags when it auto saves and i was literally being shot at diamond Yeah if the skeleton would stop shooting me yes i am a single diamond i can literally just about seeing her ah yep okay let’s skeleton nose he’s dead and he’s dead i can go back to running around in here ah fellas diamond it’s lapis this cave is [ __ ] huge

I just found the zombie meeting convention Exactly there is a lot of them i’m trying to grab the eye and while they’re not trying to kill me oh jesus oh jesus one dropped a potato oh it’s random no not again not again not again not again yes i’m cutting through mobs shoot me one drop the carrot Oh [ __ ] well i have a gold helmet and chest plate that’s good they’re going to need repairing but one of them is enchanted arrow to the chest [ __ ] [ __ ] to smell it oh yeah spider no i love this ah everything in this game is trying to kill me ah

Evan’s actually there we go yeah got another so oh that’s bad ow there are zombies and scale uh skeletons and [ __ ] all just chasing me through this cave i’m pretty sure one of the zombies has a shovel alright i’ll be all back now that’s what i’m having for dinner uh so now so

Um uh oh welcome uh um huh so so so button so so foreign um so welcome So Good okay Right i’m heading off oh okay okay use my dad god turntable today for an help for the albums that’s been released on [ __ ] records jesus and they still work god i’m gonna head off okay do Um