The Landarium | Ep. 25 | Minecraft Empires 1.17

[UPBEAT INTRO MUSIC] Hey guys, what’s up? LDShadowLady here, and welcome back to Empires. Where today I have had yet another genius idea to attract tourists to the Ocean Empire. I recently discovered that land dwellers create these things called aquariums where they put sea life on display for people to gawk at.

So I’m going to pull an uno reverse and create the landarium and you dear raptor will be my first exhibit. Oh my gosh, Joey finally built the tower. Joey: She’s here! Lizzie, come on down. Hang on a second. Joey is not normally this excited to see me. Something’s wrong.

Before I go down there, I’m just going to grab my totem of undying just in case. Well, hello Joey. Joey: You got a new tower here. Yes, you finally built it. It’s very impressive Joey. Thank you so much. Joey: You’re welcome.

Joey: I also want to give you a thank you for my Raptor Army, I got you just a little something. Aww thank you. Wow, I thought that you were gonna do something crazy, but this is very sweet. Thank you, Joey. Joey: No it’s sweet. [JOEY LAUGHS AND LIZZIE SCREAMS] Joey, what’s happening?

Joey: Sorry, I think the foundation was a little rotten. Joey. Joey: I think it’s all the water. It’s a water damage issue. It’s your fault. Joey. [BOTH LAUGH] Okay, let me get out. Wait. What’s that? JOEY THERE’S LAVA DOWN HERE! HELP!

Something’s gone horribly wrong. I’m sure you didn’t plan for this whatsoever. Joey: Not at all. Lizzie, oh my goodness, be careful. [LIZZIE MAKES WORRIED NOISES] Joey: Hey! Joey: I didn’t do any of that. [JOEY SCREAMS AND LIZZIE LAUGHS] Joey: What you doing Lizzie? [BOTH LAUGH] Well, I wasn’t ex…

[LIZZIE MAKES LITTLE PANICKING NOISES] Joey: What happened? [MORE PANICKING NOISES] I’m gonna die. Oh, geez. I gotta get out of here. As I was saying before I narrowly escaped death. This raptor is the first animal I will display in the landarium. So I need to build him a habitat using glass,

Which I have none of. So first, I need to go and collect sand. So if you’re a big fan of the desert, please look away because I need to demolish a big chunk of it to make all the glass I need. Looks like I angered the locals, so I will be leaving now.

Sorry about your desert. Goodbye. Now, I just have to do a lot of smelting and, unfortunately, I only have two furnaces and instead of just crafting more furnaces like a normal person. I decided to sit and wait around whileI smelted melted 10 stacks of glass.

“Do you ever look at someone and wonder? What is going on inside their head?” Joel: Cod Father Jimmy to the foyer. Godfather Jimmy to the foyer. Joel: I have a little surprise for you. Jimmy: Is that a chicken? Sausage: I don’t have a bad attitude. Maybe I am angry inside.

Sausage: I’ve been through stuff, so I’m angry! Scott: Be quiet. Sausage. Be quiet! Scott: STOP IT! Scott: I’ve never in my life yelled at a girl like this. Scott:I was rooting for you. We were all rooting for you! Scott: How dare you! Gem: You think that you are toxic? Joey: No.

Gem: Why not? Joey: I potentially could be, yeah. Joey: FWhippy! You look like mommy, baby. My glass is done. Perfect. Now, I’m going to build some underwater domes, like so, building it up. Now, of course, I’m not silly. I know a raptor can’t live in there. So I need a sponge.

Ta da, breathable air. Now, I just need to get my raptor down here. Yes! No! Aha, mission accomplished. Now to make this place look like his natural habitat. TO THE SALON! Let’s make it look all jungly. And as a reminder of your Lost Empire home, I will build a weird temple thing.

Voila, my raptor enclosure. I’m gonna leave You here forever as I exit the dome and seal it up. Wow, it looks so cool from the outside. All the fishes are going to love, being able to see a raptor in its natural habitat. Now, I’m going to make a nice little path.

What? You thought just because fish could swim, they don’t use paths. Don’t be so ridiculous and they appreciate a decorative path too. So I’m adding some decorative elements and illumination in the form of these sea pickles. Now to add more exhibits.

So down here, I’m going to build another glass dome and empty out all the water. And now to fill my exhibit, I will capture a rare and exotic sh-eep. And luckily I actually know a private collector of these exquisite creatures. So I’m gonna do what I do best… chaos.

He he he. Yes, come with me. You’ve been liberated momentarily anyway. As I am about to imprison you, once again this time for my own entertainment, down here. There we go. Now let’s get this place. looking a little more sheep friendly. Ta da grassy meadows!

And let me show you what marvelous creatures these sheep are. You can actually dye them different colors. I’m sure on land people worship these creatures for their amazing abilities. And I think they’re a fantastic addition to my landarium. So goodbye forever because I’m moving on to the next exhibit.

So once again, we need a dome to create a breathable atmosphere for my pet land life. And for here, I’m going to try and capture something, I’ve never actually seen before in this world. A polar bear. Yes. They say you can find them in icey biomes.

So I better pack my winter coat and head south because somewhere around here there be polar bears. [LIZZIE GASPS] Now, I just need to locate one of these rare and endangered creatures in this vast wilderness Aha! Finally, I found you now. Yes, let’s go. We’ve got a long journey ahead of us.

Honestly, no wonder polar bears are going extinct. They are the stupidest creatures I have ever had the mis pleasure of trying to capture. Somehow, I have to transport this all the way home, but it won’t even jump up one block. You must have the IQ of a potato.

Now this is more like it. This is how to travel. Oh, sweet freedom of the ocean. It’ll be smooth sailing from here if I can figure out which way my house is. Ta da! The exquisitely endangered polar bear! In his little bubble.

Now, let’s extend the path once again where I have built two new enclosures. In this one, I’m going to capture a creature native to the Undergrove Empire. And I’m going to trap it here in it’s bubble. So let us venture forth to the Empire of the Shrub Princess.

And with my spyglass, I will do a spot of bird-watching. Hmmm. Oooo! A woodpecker! Hello, good sir. You are coming home with me. Let’s go to the Ocean Empire. Yes, magical bird. [SINGS TO THE TUNE OF FLIGHT OF THE VALKYRIES] Magical bird friend, magical bird friend, magical bird friend, magical bird.

[CONTINUES TO TOOT THE FLIGHT OF THE VALKYRIES] [GASPS] What the? Who are you? My favorite farmer villager. What are you doing? Are you Spider-Man? Because you are far from home. Let’s get you back to the Ocean Empire where you belong. Unless do you have a lover and another Empire?

Oh my gosh! Okay, I will escott you across the ocean. Where were you heading? To Mythland? Well, let me drop you off at the docks and I wish you well. All in a day’s work for the Ocean Queen. Now, woodpecker, please if you wouldn’t mind, stay here.

We’re gonna have this place looking like your native land no time. Ta da! Now for a final finishing touch, a jukebox. Because I know you can dance. I just know it. So I am going to spend one of my diamonds to make this, stupid jukie boxy,

And unfortunately, the only music disc I have is… Missing. Missing. What the heck? It’s over here. Mall. so hopefully it’s one you can boogie too. Yeah. Oh my gosh, that’s so cute. Bless his little wooden pecker. No wait. This might be my favorite exhibit, but we still have one more exhibit.

And now for my final trick, I’m going to unveil my patented cloning device and use it to clone. Mythlands favorite canine companion, Bubbles. Where is Bubbles you ask? Well, I’m wondering the same thing. Ta da. Come on now Bubbles. Now to make this place look like home.

I’m going to use some of the House Sausage colors to decorate the floor. And then because Mythland is the capital of iron. I’m going to hang all these iron chains from the ceiling to hang the lanterns from. And of course, a fortuitous number of anvils.

And finally, this is what I call the Iron Throne. Kind of just looks like a really wide toilet. It’s perfect! Bubbles, take your place on the throne. Oh no, I just remembered. I’m breaking the law. Shubble has the crown now and we’re all supposed to tame five wolves.

So, let’s take care of that with my new pet wolves. And as per Emperor Shrubs request, I’m going to post them around my Empire. So you can guard my bed and help to keep me warm at night un the cold sea breeze. You there shall guard, the entrance to my Axolotl barracks,

You will guard my villagers. You will guard my prismarine shop. And finally you, I need you down here by the nether portal protecting me from anything that might try to seep out. And that is it for this episode of Empires. Don’t forget to leave a like

And let me know in the comments what you would add to the landarium and I will see you next time. [UPBEAT OUTRO MUSIC]