The Most Cursed Minecraft Products Ever

Minecraft the bestselling video game of all time I don’t know a single person who hasn’t heard about Minecraft you could say it’s pretty creepy and cursed so let’s take a look at some of the most cursed Minecraft products as always we have three categories food technology and toys so let’s start with the

Minecraft Inspired Real Life foods but before we get into the video make sure you go ahead and hit that subscribe button since it will help my channel out a lot and in return for your guys’ help I’ll try to like as many of your comments as I can for our first item

We’ve got the creeper crunch it is said to be the best treat that goes great with a bucket of milk this cereal was made in partnership with Kelloggs and it offers a cinnamon flavor across its multigrain pieces complete with the square shaped creeper marshmallows I just know this is the dream breakfast of

Every 10-year-old Minecraft fan the next food item is once again a licensed Minecraft food and this one might even be a more desired breakfast I’m talking about the real life Minecraft Ice Cream the ice cream was made in partnership with NYX and it offers four different flavors you can pick from Enchanted

Apple pie cake Block Emerald mint and peanut chocolate glow dose Enchanted apple pie is just an apple flavored ice cream cake block is obviously cake flavored Emerald mint might be one of the most beloved ice cream flavors of all time and the peanut chocolate glow dust is pretty self-explanatory these

Are available for purchase online and hopefully they will be available in stores one day for all those fans who love to eat these cursed Minecraft Foods this is our third in a row of official Minecraft Foods we’ve all probably already tried this one because Minecraft Pringles added no new flavors but still

That doesn’t mean a creeper on my box of Pringles doesn’t look curs the cans had Minecraft Decor in free mind coins for the Bedrock store of all the Partnerships it is often the most overlooked especially by Java Edition players who had no use for the coins at

All once again we have another food that’s been made in Mojang’s partnership with Kelloggs the signature Rice Krispy Treats in a creeper shade of green the flavor remained the same but with Rice Krispy squares there’s not much you could change except for the fact that this Rice Krispie is now a bright green

Nonetheless this would make for a great Halloween snack and if those aren’t cursed enough these probably are what’s worse than fan-made Rice Krispies hardly anything someone really decided to dip Rice Krispies into chocolate and make this monstrosity honestly the TNT one doesn’t look that bad when you consider

That it is handmade but the creeper one oh man that looks so terrible I wouldn’t dare to put it in my mouth speaking of mouse why are creeper Mouse made of blocks it just makes it worse that could have been made out of a single piece of

Whatever that is I had to take a moment to break the chain of the official Minecraft foods but we’re back with the Minecraft cheit a rather unexpected partnership between Mojang Kelloggs Walmart and the content creator Ram the cheit were their regular flavor but came in a Minecraft theme box signed by

Ramboo and were sold exclusively at Walmart there was a huge rush to get this limited product and because of that many fans were left empty-handed I just don’t know what could be so special about them if the flavor stayed the exact same but all right curse want to

Make kids unable to sleep at night just give them this fan-made creeper juice literally a bottle of green juice with one of those stupid cabs that you need to pull on with your whole life to get it off and a marker drawn Creeper face those things at the bottom of the

Bottles are supposed to be his feet I guess why draw this why not get the creeper stickers which would make this look at least a little bit more legit and if you thought those fan-made Rice Krispies were bad just take a look at these These are Minecraft Oreos but

Literally someone took Oreos dipped them into chocolate and Drew TNT and a piggy on top of them once again the TNT one doesn’t look that bad but what’s going on with a pig I’ve seen worse but this one just looks cursed but if you don’t need pigs for any reason don’t worry

Minecraft fans made sure to think of that too and made this the Minecraft Oreo version 2 or should I say the same thing as the piggy but a sheep this sitting on a table at someone’s birthday party looks cursed enough what do you think I don’t have much to say about

This one so see for yourself slime balls the parents of the kid that was having this party are probably into healthy eating and that stuff but serving grapes as Minecraft slime balls is at the same time stupid and cursed but also pretty wholesome if you guys wanted to know how

The birthday cake at that party looked you’re in luck I dug through the whole internet just to find a picture of a birthday cake from that exact party well and now I think his parents are just um I I don’t know what why do people always mess up Mouse like this Steve literally

Looks like half duck half Steve with that duck face he’s got on oh and another thing that was present at that party besides the cake Oreos and the grapes sorry I meant slime balls is this bread it is pretty thoughtful that the parents of that kid didn’t want to serve

Plain bread knowing that kids wouldn’t eat it but the fact that this looks literally uncooked would definitely keep me up at night I hope the kids didn’t actually eat that well that’s enough food I think if I continue talking about cursed Minecraft Foods I’ll end up

Dissing that family way too much and I really don’t want to do that so let’s move on to some cursed Minecraft technology items I don’t think there has been a video I made about cursed products that didn’t contain a wrist watch since it’s become a tradition now

Here we once again have a wrist watch of course it’s not just any wrist watch this is a Minecraft themed wristatch a creep for one to be more precise and it’s filled with features such as 10 clock faces three wallpapers an alarm a timer stopwatch camera voice recorder calculator pedometer and calorie counter

It’s literally filled to the BR with features but that’s not even all of them it’s also got six games and I would bet my life that Minecraft isn’t one of them just imagine how cool you’d look wearing this in school but what good can a watch be without the proper headphones to

Match it because of that you’re going to need the Minecraft themed headphones I know for a fact that your gaming experience with these headphones becomes 10 times more cursed I mean sorry I meant better imagine if they made a phone charger that was also a nightlight but also Minecraft themed oh they did

This is a torch charger and it allows you to charge your phone well two phones at the same time actually since it’s got two USB ports you won’t be scared of Enderman and spiders at night anymore because it’s got a redstone torch to keep all the mobs away and if that

Doesn’t light up your room enough to keep all the mobs away then you should also get a creeper neon light not only does it keep the mobs away but anyone who walks into your room will immediately think you’re cool and know you play Minecraft can’t say no to that

Then you could also add an extra detail that will make your room look 10 times better a Minecraft PlayStation skin no it doesn’t look cursed at all and your Discord girlfriend will love it if you don’t have a PS5 don’t worry since they also made made these for the PS4 I heard

That you get 30% more FPS if you’ve got this skin on your PlayStation so why wait have you ever asked yourself what the most cursed joystick would look like well here it is the Minecraft joystick I just want to know who designed this one and who thought this would make a good

Design I’d understand if it looked pretty but wasn’t functional but this one is neither pretty nor functional and those blocks look like they could break off at any moment definitely not a joystick for Raging take a look at this one too comment down below if you think

I should do a video on SpongeBob cursed items next the next item is a Minecraft keyboard that somehow looks both clean and cursed but also dumb and wholesome all at the same time so decide for yourself every letter has an item whose name starts with that letter I can’t

Decide if that’s stupid or not but a compass instead of arrow keys is definitely wholesome I don’t know why but the overall keyboard just looks cursed and if someone came into my room and saw it they definitely unfriend me why does every video I make have to

Contain at least two different types of clocks one of them always being a stupid looking kids smart watch that isn’t smart at all and the second one always being a bedside alarm clock that’s always Cube shaped shaped as always here we have a TNT alarm clock I must say

That this one looks a bit more quality and better than the others and it doesn’t have those stickers that always peel off and the design is also pretty good it’s got a mood light function it wakes you up hopefully not by exploding and I’d say this one is pretty good

Overall don’t even know why it found itself on the curse list but when I think again it is a Minecraft TNT shaped block let’s move on to toys and various miscellaneous Minecraft inspired things we’re starting off with something that will definitely get you bullied in school a creeper themed lunchbox you’re

Definitely getting Nick named the Discord mod if you bring this to school especially if you pack up boiled eggs that begin to rot before it’s time to eat them I’d suggest you stay away from it I mean depending on how old you are oh I really tried my best not to diss

Those parents who made that Minecraft theme birthday party for their kid but they’re at it again last time it was creeper juice and now it’s that bubble blowing toy they literally took a marker again drew a creeper’s face on the green sticks and called it a day I love the

Fact that they at least tried but next time get stickers please have you ever seen a kid want a frog pillow as a gift neither did I so why are they still selling these Minecraft frog pillows what kid would want a frog over a wolf that’s just cursed and for $20 I’ll get

A wolf somewhere else and still end up saving at least $5 to buy myself those Minecraft Pringles all right I tried to balance out the cursed and the two cursed items so far but now it’s time to show you one of the two cursed items imagine taking a bath after a long day

And seeing a Steve quack creep duck and a pig quack float towards you yep you heard that right I’m talking about the Minecraft theme rubber duckies I mean who on Earth thought it was a good idea to make these remember that birthday cake I said looks like it’s got a duck

Face that’s literally it those parents totally looked at this duck while making that cake it’s hideous and cursed how to look extra cool when you’re paying at the store the only way you can do that is with this Minecraft themed phone Wallet not only does it look cool but

It’s also pretty functional besides being able to store your $1 in2 bills or redeemed Play Store gift cards it also serves as a pop socket cursed or not if your kid is a Minecraft fan but you also want to bring him to the river to catch

Some fish say less I present to you the Minecraft fishing rod there’s a rumor going around that the 20ft long great shark was caught using this fishing rod that should tell you everything about the power that Minecraft players have what happens when designers make a Minecraft toy but know nothing about

Minecraft well this is what happens that’s a spider plush that just looks cursed I don’t know how to describe this but I know I wouldn’t dare to sleep with that thing in my room can this type of a video go without a skibby toilet so far

I don’t think we saw a better skibby toilet than this one this villager skibby toilet will make sure all of your friends asked them M themselves should I unfriend him whenever they come to your house and see this in your room but on the other hand for $15 I’d buy it even

Though it is cursed have you ever seen a plush toy that looks drunk if not then here it is a Minecraft cat plush that looks like he’s had way too much to drink especially if you look at his bent pose to make things worse it’s an official Mojang product would you buy

This cursed cat all right now we have a few different versions of Minecraft inspired plush toys let’s start from the least cursed one a chubby zombie this guy literally has a cube face and a round head his shoulders tell us he’s been hitting the gym twice a day we also

Have Steve I mean he does look a bit cursed but nothing like this chubby guy H the skin that gets on literally everyone’s nerves now you may be wondering what happens when you combine Nerf and Minecraft well this happens I guess it’s creative but really a

Guardian Nerf gun it would be dope if it shot out those particles but unfortunately it doesn’t maybe I’m just asking for too much too bad Halloween is already behind us but hey don’t worry there’s another one next year make sure you prepare early and believe me it’s

Never too early to get this diamond armor costume it might not be the scariest costume but it will surely keep you safe from all of the enemies on the other hand if you want to be the enemy and look scary then I suggest you get

This pigman costume I just want to see a kid trying to explain to his neighbor what he’s dressed as yeah I’m half pig half zombie I got inspiration from this block game blah blah blah the look on the neighbor’s face would literally be Priceless When I See This creeper robe G

Creeper once again it is but when I see it I immediately imagine myself wearing it to a pool party in Dubai surrounded by models and pretty girls ordering the most expensive drinks the only thing that’s stopping me from living my dream is this $15 robe well too bad I don’t

Have $15 Chinese manufacturers are back at it once again this time we have a Minecraft poppet Steve is looking like he’s accepted the fact that someone will be popping him his whole life how and why did these toys get so popular in the first place is it really that satisfying

To squish these bubbles comment down below if you’ve ever tried this cursed toy the next one is a toy that will relieve all of your stress and Minecraft squish me is an official Mojang Toy That’s supposed to be squished first a pop toy now a squishy toy all right I

Guess it’s not only the blue creeper that looks cursed but also the fact that these come in vanilla strawberry chocolate and a few more scents think about it a squishy marshmallow looking toy that smells like chocolate is that something a three-year-old should be playing with I know for a fact that the

Answer is no I myself was a stupid kid and if someone gave me this I’d immediately put it down my throat and probably choke here we are with the most overpriced item on the list a single Minecraft key cap for $33 they’re nothing more than key caps even though I

Do have to say they look perfect but why would you want to have a Minecraft face on your keyboard even if you would I’m not sure if you’d pay $33 for it but I am 100% sure I’d pay $5 for 24 Minecraft tattoos they couldn’t mess this one up

Since they just downloaded the pgs and printed it out but that doesn’t mean they’re not cursed who would want to see their kid walking around with TNTs swords and faces of this one dumb looking guy not to mention the Minecraft text tattoo however if I was a kid and I

Got this I’d stick them all over for my body well there you go you just saw some of the weirdest Minecraft theme stuff I could find all the way from Minecraft theme dipped Oreos to those curs made in China toys comment down below what you thought the weirdest thing from this

List was and I’ll see you in the next video