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Stop it stop it excuse me old dongle isn’t like just the best it was better before you arrived now why would you say that i haven’t slept in seven weeks who needs sleep donkel we’ve got song we joined a college of magic people but nobody likes us and is quite simple

They’re just not open to our special brand of fun no they just don’t like being harassed and they’re scared and they’re talking about It doesn’t count if you cut off their lips and put it in our pocket oh shut up you’re ruining it you’ve ruined our pockets now they smell like sewage and stolen laughter what are you doing that for because i want to bend your spine to my own liking

Here we are a little puppet doing that i’m sorry it’s just i have no friends in this college and technically it’s my first week still and people look at me very straight like you right now you you you’re looking at this very strangely why probably because you grab him like that

Stop grabbing people later you can’t just go around grabbing people all the time i can grab people whenever i want boy what are you doing that for because he’s my son and he needs more bruising you know i feel like that conversation happens a lot [Laughter] watch what you’re doing

Add some risk to it have some of this trust me i know potions i’ve never made one Be careful i will be bloody hell boy that’s fire be careful that didn’t work keep working on it you’ll get it it’s not working i i can feel and see the glowingness but i just i can’t focus see what you want to happen and let it be Now how did you do that everyone’s attacking each other yes this was the spell oh the boy fell into the golden whale all the college can really be fun sometimes get her my boy carve open her insides with a wooden sword and give her sprinters i’ll just

Go into the portal just take a little peek i suppose where are we i’m gonna be honest i have no idea but it doesn’t look very friendly or inviting i would like to go home now just turn around we’ll we’ll we’ll go back through we’ll go back maybe that’s an adventure for another

Day watch what you’re doing i’m so sorry it’s just we in the college of winterhold i was practicing my glowy hands if you have a moment could you help me with something i mean i oh i can help you with absolutely anything you would desire helping with at all

We’re all trying to become better mages right yes well i need someone i can practice a few spells on oh my lady i assure you you’ve already in charge of me successfully i mean yes sure let’s let’s do what’s in it for us well damn it i simply thought you might wish

To help out one of your fellow mates we do we do i mean i do i do we want to we want to help it son stop running it’s embarrassing he says he’s just a boy his brain hasn’t developed yet from [ __ ] you do you feel all right oh

A little bit weak at the knees but other than that my dear i’m so sorry sorry please hold still and don’t move Oh dear that wasn’t supposed to happen you look very um green i feel very green i’ve also feel very good because we’re the same person that makes sense and they say we’ll be fine you can fix this right you’ll be back to normal in no time good and when

You are we can try this again yes i can’t wait i’m sure you’ll get it right next time that was the most embarrassing display of anything i’ve ever seen yes but isn’t she radiant magical enchanting wonderful and divine this should be good what what should be good wait a minute ah

Hello my friend shall we do the tangle run away my god run away you bloody maniac there’s a dragon i know and we’re stabbing it with an iron dagger are you mad oh you feel that uncle now that’s excitement we just got stronger you’re welcome advances in the ranks now if you will

Please what are you doing i’m slicing you in the arm i have no reason for it i just wanted to do it hello find smile on your friend [Laughter] i can do what i want uh watch out there’s a dragon in the wick see if you go around it’s probably more makes more

Right now we’re all athletes aren’t we Now i’m going to carve word into your forehead need something oh you’re doing so good you’re doing so good this bloody blunt stupid boy get me better feathers for scoring onto skin i’m so sorry sir he just he woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning

We woke up on the same side of the bed and you know it yes but then you woke up and you would be a big grumpy grumble pants weren’t you yes i was there are few places where one shut up i am a big grumble grumble pants i don’t want to

See you treating any of these books poorly respect books hello my dear i wrote you a poem do you feel all right i feel fine now perhaps even better than financially would you like to hear my poem the skies do shimmer with the mention of your name and the birds do sing

Just the same my boy holds the light in the palms of his hands but it shall fade in not be as good as the light in inside of me that you give if you can spare the time that was bloody awful are you ready to try again

Yes yes let’s let’s help you do your learning this will be worth it oh my that isn’t right my lady this doesn’t feel just wait just i can fix this oh no this is very much not correct i’ll get it right this time well it all worked out in the end didn’t

It if you ever try to pull that again i will find you as you sleep and i’ll make sure you are well looked after that no harm will ever before you it has been an absolute pleasure my dear oh no it hasn’t i’d better get going okay well i’ll see you around

Good to see you yes it was so long since we saw each other that My heart is fluttering and racing in a million miles a minute don’t go don’t go don’t don’t go What happened to me i think i’m in love with her no you’re not she turns you into things i’ll just go say goodbye again no no you will not just a little no Oh are you i think we should just go outside and look at this uh clouds for a little while yes we will look at that but nothing happened here yeah that’s inherently nothing happening oh there’s a door how do we open those boy you’re in the ground stop it give

Him a compliment and then he’ll rise himself out of the terrible depths you sunk him into oh fine what’s that sound is it the sound of people enjoying your company no oh you were so close divine smile on your friend [ __ ] off son what’s wrong you don’t seem yourself are you happy

You finally fully broke the lad he thinks he’s a starfish son you’re not a starfish get out snap out of it where’s he gone son son excuse me have you seen a little boy around here like there he is never mind you little idiot don’t go running off like that again Kids you know but you want me to hear the next day walking like a starfish and disappointed appearing into portals it’s his book valuable stupid boy don’t do that again you gave your old man the fried ah yes of course no i don’t need anything nobody’s talking to you madam you know

From here on out why don’t we just try for the rest of the day at least not insulting or hurting the boy obviously it’s getting to him i can see it in his eyes there’s nothing behind his eyes except a vacancy sign oh fine okay we’ll try to come along

Little the sun adorable little fella we need to talk to the archmage about the big glory ball thing we discovered or something oh i’m a little nervous why well he’s the big head cheese honcho man hello uh mr archmage uh it’s uncle moon glitter and hunkleberg mildrew b sparkle to see

You that’s only going to confuse him he’s got a room with a dead tree and a fungus in it he’s confused enough oh the rose of the arch now we are the archmage yes ah sitting in the chair the whole time reading the book were you i am savos

Aaron arch mage of the college of winterhold well pleasure to meet you sir sir how quaint so i’m here to talk to you about the big glowy ball that we found underground ah please don’t tell me that another one of the apprentices has been incinerated was that us no

No i don’t think we’ve incinerated anyone yet okay good oh yet i think perhaps you should begin researching the subject speak with urag in the army medium and see if he’s aware of anything there’s a tremendous responsibility but we will get right on here straight away

So we we will we will do it talk to me i’m here to learn about the i need the the vet we think we found in the place called soft hell discovered some big mystery huh oh yes well you don’t even need to ask no i don’t have anything for you oh not

Anymore anyway you mean you don’t have anything that can help and shine a light on this glowing incandescent ball of mystery i said not anymore okay orthorn stole a number of books when he ran off to fell glow keep to join those summoners if you want them you’ll have to talk to orthorn

Talk to arthon i will i will i don’t i i don’t believe we made an oar thorn yet hello are you orthon you look awful that’s not very nice you there i have questions for you you were in sapporo yes maybe we were maybe enough maybe i don’t want to talk to you

And your stupid features please do not insult my intelligence oh but you make it so easy i shall expect a full report when he returns what the hell what happened you know wait wait there wait wait wait wait there i’ll be i’ll be right wait there i’ll be right back

You may go now are you okay you’re just you’re sitting here alone and you look concerned okay well i’ll i’ll just if you need anything then i’ll be bunking over here for the night so wake me up if you what i say say what you look awful

Right okay well that was just that was just an amber trick to drag me into that and get closer wasn’t it you see you look awful you look awful you look awful sir i hope you die in your sleep you wrinkly old fart cloud hello oh well that’s awkward

It’s not that awkward i just had to see your face again i don’t care who this man is shouldn’t be talking to him i mean i’ve got everything you need i’ve got a winning smile and personality i’ve got two of them two of them one of

Them’s not as good as the other one but the good one is really good you like it Oh hunkleberg the way she sits in the chair is just so graceful i’m going to take us over here now because this is getting weird i’m so sorry about that nice to meet you my name is duncan moon glitter i’m new in the college trying to make friends

And connections you know how how did you drive anything you need help with you look like a man who is in need of great help i don’t mean that offensively i just mean you look like you you can’t oh boy yes but it needs to be kept quiet

I may have entered into an agreement with enther had something i needed so i treated him something of mine see what it’ll take to get my amulet back i can do that we can absolutely do it and then we then we can go out and and have fun i’ll make this

Very simple for you all my trades are final oh so there’s nothing more to be said well i mean i was rather hoping we would just have a quick you give me the amulet and then i’ll make a friend and then we could be friends internally and

We can all be friends but college experience is incredibly frustrating and emotionally draining all right then oh that was incredibly rude don’t call you’re not handling this correct me let me show you the way you like your ears yes you have a family no

Doubt yes i can find them i have my ways either you give me what i desire or i pay your family a nice little visit what do you say even with the college’s laid-back attitude there are still some things that are off limits nothing is off

Limits to me we’re going on a journey my boy no doors can hold us to uncle Hello my dear i’m a friend of your father’s at the college of winterhold question what’s the worst pain you’ve ever felt oh my goodness you roly-poly tumble i wish i could be an inventor like you and go wherever i want have our guns will believe in itself

Are you scared you should be scared oh little paralyzed girl don’t worry you’ll be warm soon enough honestly as a parent your father should be doing a better job of looking after you this is absolutely ridiculous where’s your mother is she working we’ll find her hello sunshine

Do you happen to have a wife or a husband or what have you in the college of the winterhold of course you do then you must pay surprise excuse me it’s just i don’t have time for it sorry i missed i said it right oh there we go yes

Run run do the running thing can’t we all just get in a cuddle huggle the bloody hell is a cuddle no one leaves this room unless you’re in my pocket isn’t this a wonderful time i’m struggling exponentially with this situ oh there’s so much blood on that dagger yes

Why is you why is it that is disgusting someone in this room will surely be related to the man at the college Guess who give me the amulet give me the amulet or i’ll go back for more i’m sorry but you’ve been suspended from the college suspended just why what possibly could have warranted such a drastic action i can’t i can’t be suspended i can’t be cis i thought we found something don’t

Worry my friend i have the way out of this goodbye my love may our paths cross another day there you go that’s a quicker way down fairly well then give us money we really really really want your money and if you give us money we will give

You to the college and we’ll be reinstated right away right away sing it okay lynn how is this going to help us get back into the college the college is a business and they want money trust me we give them money we get back in easy

We can come in as many heinous crimes as we want as long as we reach we can get away with it give us money give us money that’s it uncle give us money please run away reach in your pockets you greedy swines you don’t need all your money i’m so cold shiver

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