The Oddities Roleplay – The Friendly Ghost In Minecraft FNAF

Vanessa I told you there’s nothing to worry about if it’s a ghost we’ll take care of it there is no way that it’s fre time Hello friends I got the pizza oh actually that’s really nice of you wait hold on the the laugh track wasn’t over

Yet did you seriously have them put a laugh track on this now yeah cuz that was my funny joke you know when the when the when the reality show guy comes in and everyone cheat and claps and applauds that’s what I want that’s what I just thank you for the pizza I

Appreciate it but um pretty stressed out right now yeah she believes there’s a ghost floating around causing problems I don’t believe I mean I do believe I see what you’re saying no there’s no ghost Vanessa that’s help be no no she believes there an actual it’s an actual

Ghost yeah a what a ghost yeah she says it’s a like floating other I got to get out of here put me in jail put me in jail wait no no that I’ll be locked away the pizza the ghost can get me too foxy

I got to get out of here I don’t like ghosts man it’s only show that did you hear that that was weird that was weird that staticky the ghost is here the ghost is after me it’s after the pizza quick take it get it away from me okay

I’ll take that pizza if you if you don’t want it yeah yeah sure but you better go ahead and take care of this before it possesses anyone hopefully it doesn’t possess me Vanessa are you sure it’s just not a person running around with a sheet over

Their head it is not I saw it on the the video camera and uhhuh I saw it on the security cam and what did it look like it was like phasing in and out like it was seethrough I swear and you describe it as a ghost that look looks like one

Of those ghosts with a sheet over their head do you that’s how you describe it no yeah I mean I don’t know maybe it look a little bit like Casper I don’t know gosh do you see it here now don’t you think it would have eventually have

Came in here no you’re a living Soul it’s looking for you if it wants a body to find no noock knock hey what’s that over there hello hello knock oh that’s it that’s it I told you and you didn’t believe me hold on I got this get rid of it or call the

Ghostbuster that’s who eat her eat her eat her by Vanessa foxy oh wait did I just lock my friend in there oh we are not the matter with you are you okay sir you will Ru the day Funtime foxy R can you eat her now please eat her I would never wait what

You’re not going to possess her body disgusting Vanessa you still in there I swear I don’t think she wants to talk to us anymore I did not do that you know let’s let’s go before she gets angrier I’m sure she has her own a keys friend you’re still following me well

You said let’s go I that me the the universal us you and I as good pals okay is this a trick are you just trying to butter me up so you can murder me or trick or treat I get it that’s a very spooky themed joke are you trying

To like make me like trust you so I make a deal so you can possess my body so I can go hey are you one possess my daughter what what are you talking about not all ghosts possess things sir that is very rude to assume Sor all so are you a

Murdery ghost then do you just stabby stabby and not possess he P I’m the best kind of ghost do you want to guess what kind I am uh the one that makes items float and then makes the house do weird things even well yes I do do that but even better than

That I’m the Friendly Ghost I go around making friends with everyone isn’t that so swell um this is a big joke right you’re you’re you’re literally going to murder all of my friends when you see them aren’t you you want a big joke no I don’t what’s the deal with this place oh

No okay okay I’ll let you do this one what is the deal with this place it’s not even any good uh uh okay let’s keep going I’m sorry I I I okay I have to admit something to you uh random you are going to murder everyone no uh maybe no

No AB I won’t I will not I’ve been trying to make friends for the past few Millennia going from place to place but nobody wants to be my friend do you know why you keep murder them on accident no well they I don’t murder them they do

Happen to die or run screaming but I don’t think that’s my fault you are a ghost what’s that supposed to mean it’s are say ghost don’t have feelings you should be ashamed of yourself they do have feelings they do have feelings usually merry malevolent feelings but

They do have feelings no I’m I’m the friendliest ghost around ask anybody okay want to be Casper I mean sorry sorry I don’t I I should oh I’m sorry to that like he’s a fraud Casper say disgusting can you actually spit no I don’t have any glands oh yeah don’t

Take this as offense but um I feel like you have a bone to pick with Casper oh don’t I’m sorry write that one down hold a bone to pick you know what I think this is a start of a beautiful friendship but a friendship needs more

Than one friend what do you say we go meet some of your buddies so I just want ask you my friends well by making friends you’re not saying to murder our over there we ghost as well cuz we’re already T technically dead we’re possessed animatronics oh that’s what I see yeah wait so

Sorry well ghosts could see other ghosts friend oh that’s why you can see me oh what is this what is this what what have you done what are you talking about Decor decorations my foxy what is that a real ghost what that’s such a cool Ghost animatronic animatronic I’m a real ghost

Like they were I can’t even look at him what have you done you’re not an animatronic you’re a person dressed up like a ghost that’s so cool you just went through them no I’m a true ghost a real ghost oh my gosh I didn’t go through

Them yeah see I’m going to take the sheet off are you ready no no oh o he’s naked I am I am not well I guess technically sir that’s inappropriate foxy foxy the sheet is on it’s safe to look hey uh stay right here by the way

Those aren’t real ghosts those are just literally sheets with like balls or something under them that’s very disturbing take these down immedi I need to talk to you okay one second sorry sorry I’ll I’ll straighten up over here yeah thank you thank you what’s up why

Is there a good ghost in here oh it wants to be good good and it’s trying to prove itself it call the friendliest ghost yes yes I am the the friendliest ghost in the world I just want to be your friend please there’s got to be

Something I can do to be your friend well you know what I don’t want to be your friend because you just destroyed my ghost Decor no that’s okay look I can fix it I can make it spookier no one finds ghost spooky anyway look at this

Wait what no that’s yeah they do just random chains are scarier than anything chains friendly is Ghost you know friend this isn’t working what can I do to make her my friend there’s got to be something come on help help your good pal out okay what about spiders spiders people don’t

Like spiders those are scary I’m scus uh let me just go let me go in the attic and get the big eggs what what excuse me we have an attic we have an attic and there are spider eggs up there what uh what you do realize I’m never going up there right

I’m back oh you’re back and don’t worry I have the spider egg where am I hatching this bad no no no we’re using fake spiders no fake spiders fake spiders but fake spiders aren’t aren’t scary you need a real man eating giant spider from the underground no no we

Don’t believe the underground why were they in the attic I believe me we don’t we don’t need that we% do not need a why why we need the real underground we’re technically under the underground so the attic is the underground you know what mean wait what what it’s it there’s

Layers there’s it’s I I can’t really go into detail but the underground is the attic for you guys you know you know what I’m saying here makes a lot of sense actually okay then what about what about that okay let’s not talk about that anymore let’s continue the spiders

Yeah oh wait I know I know what you need I I have some folk songs I could sing you guys you guys like music around here right if he pulls on a guitar I’m going to cry here watch this uh let me just get prepared I I don’t like people

Looking at me while I’m singing what about the spiders what is what is going on he’s preparing give him a second what the I don’t think we we should be seeing this I think that’s really horrifying what’s happening there right now well how’ you like my spooky song

Are you Enchanted by my friendliness no what I think I may have died a little inside there’s only one thing left I can do no you say that in front of a wall are you still learning it sorry uh my guitar is Out Of Tune I haven’t

Played it since the 50s go let me try again you know that’s great you can stop now that means we’re friends that means we’re all friends oh I’m so happy if it gets you out of here we’re friends all right no but friends hang out all the

Time so I I can’t possibly ever leave hang out but like you know sometimes friends have jobs to do and real life stuff to do so they can’t hang out 24/7 job I got I got work to do so uh no toxy no friend what what did I do wrong

Nothing I play my favorite song and everything and and oh she was just busy don’t worry we can go find you another friend I’m sure it’s going to be fine I’m sure we’re going to find someone it’s not going to be a problem oh no are you dead too now no

I’m alive still a it’s fine are you sure it’s fine oh hey puppet no I just is this another ghost fell no this is puppet well technically not one of us I can’t believe you would disrespect me like this what do you mean what’ I do you know I’m lactose intolerant why did

You bring me a milk monster G that’s a ghost monster where’s the milk you think she I know if you know what milk does to my body he’s not made of milk he’s made of whatever I he’s not made of milk he’s made out of

Milk I can’t I’m not made out of milk sir I’m a bed sheep and a ghost you keep that that strange 2% away from me okay no but but but we’re supposed to be friends you and I we could be the best of friends get back you don’t know me

Like that I do know you I know you very well sir what’s my name uh wait I know this one uh black and white mask guitar your dream I’ve heard so much about you close but no animatronic cigar oh but can I can I get a hint okay my name with p and It foxy I know this one oh you do really let me see his name is John Bon Joy Pucket wait what he’s my favorite musician of all time oh I love these friendly games we play who’s your who’s this are you serious right now you he face on existence CU of you

I know how it seems I did not do that him disappearing was of his own valtion and not because of me you crash him it was that it was that it was that thing it was that evil bear I’ll destroy this evil bear this is what you get for

Killing my new friend how do you have lava oh I wouldn’t touch that you did not save the day I did I got rid of the evil that was a foot you know what friend this place is very evil you need someone like me the Friendly Ghost to

Save you look what you did what I got rid of evil wait what is this is this a new type of game oh boy I love games no it’s not type of game hey Pucket how’s it going not good why I was so angry at you that I ceased to

Exist but you exist now so does that mean you’ve forgiven me we can be best of buds no I’ve just moved on oh oh he moved on so you shouldn’t be here anymore puppet oh you moved on too huh I remember when I first moved on it was a

Big tractor trailer I didn’t see it coming fo the friend Bank inside of my brain is full I can’t add new people on a whim you right one of them wa what the these New York rats just they’re too big we got to get them out of here this

Place is quite disgusting friend where did that come from uh it’s the New York rats they’re just walking around I told you we’re in the underground this is where the Subways are huh it’s where the rats live listen foxy I am really hurt that you would bring this milk monster

Anywhere near me I am very allergic touch him for me very allergic he needs to know the truth but but sir I’m going to touch you now okay don’t if he’s going to die I’m going to I’m going to lie I’m I’m going to oh oh I’m sorry

I I listen friend you have to understand I didn’t do that on purpose are you being mil uh it’s very possible milk milk milk milk oh he’s better you’re better now stay away from me monster Foxy Get this guy away from me okay okay fine friendly goes friendly uh friendly it’s okay you

We have to I have to spend time with you so that you get immune you have to build up the resistance to me stopy then we can be friends to the end you know honestly kind of has a point it hurts it’s like when you buy a cat and you’re super allergic to

Him foxy this is your I’m curing you I’m curing you he’ll be back I’m sure it’s okay oh my gosh I can’t believe uhoh don’t scare my daughter oh I got Panda what are you looking for well hey Dad what are you looking for nothing um uh I mean one of my toys

Yeah yeah where that ghost go that was with oh there’s your toy behind the slide LLY really you’re looking through there it’s right behind the slide why don’t you come find it are you trying to scare her willly boo are you frightened of me that’s the lamest ghost I’ve ever

Seen it didn’t work it didn’t work that means we could be friends if you’re not scared of me hold on I’ll go through the front wait why did you not fix the wall you just hold you me oh sorry I could couldn’t go through the front because

There’s an iron door there Anda don’t go too far please don’t go behind there what is wrong with that what’s wrong with that creature of yours why is it like that that’s my daughter women why is like that find it hello are you my new friend um I because I’m the Friendly

Ghost can you tell me if you’ve seen a purple worm thing I have something better than a purple worm see a purple worm here’s this intact human skull why do you have that it used to be mine when I was a skeleton it’s working I’m making friends

Finally I could be accepted a weirdo though who him he’s not that weird when you get used to the smell wait what what I don’t smell do I smell I showered I don’t even have a nose and I smell you what I wouldn’t lie sometimes I have something better than that skull though

You want to see uh do you have woly no my femur but you’re not a skeleton you’re a ghost I used to be a skeleton and now I just have these bones in my pockets no I have skeleton friend his name man Sam who is this Sam uh he’s the

Guy that has CHS in the uh my my Pirates Co area that watches TV all day oh Sam and I go way back him and I are best Pals on the account that he can’t move and he can’t get away for of course I do we’re good friends wait then you

Have him as a friend yeah but he’s only my friend because he can’t run away it’s quite sad if you really think about it’s kind of sad yeah yeah but you guys can run away and you’re still choosing to be my friend despite it all you know what

Let me introduce you to a ghost game what uh you want to play a ghost game with me what does it involve not really kind want find my friend willly it’s very fun follow me friends I’ll follow him you can just stay I guess are you no both of you

Follow me it is very fun how long is this going to take we like to play in The Fountains we like to go under the water and hold our breath and see who can survive the longest Panda you can leave I want to get wet I’ll have you know I hold the

Record you’re dead what’s up yeah g I wonder why yeah you don’t need to breathe what or is this how you actually died no no that’s a long brutal story here let me sing it for you I wasn’t going to ask cuz usually they don’t like

To talk about it but I guess he’s going to sing it let me find let me find the notes it’s going to take a while you might you can go grab a snack it was a brutal stormy night and then there was a truck ah there’s a truck the end is that

Your last words yes that is the end of my song in my tale which is why I’ve been scouring the globe looking for friends you know you’re the first animatronic that’s been nice to me so far it scared my daughter away I just want to add that in I mean your daughter

Kind of scared me away if I’m being honest wow that’s kind of weird let me give you a gift friend for being such a good friend to me okay are you ready to receive this gift sure please don’t ruin it I borrowed it from another friend of

Mine oh this is not creepy not creepy that’s all yours you can use that forever hold up are we getting lunch I am starving you’re a go you can’t eat home of the a woodles how many I how may I help you today oh no hey hey who’s it

Chica she’s next door hey chica’s not fair my turn what I’m working my booth you work my and you let the customer choose what they want oh okay hey choose me oh oh know hey choose me my oodles are amazing friends don’t fight over me I can’t possibly choose between you both they’re

Not choosing either of you wait what neither of them are choosing you I don’t know why I said it the other way you have to choose one of us yeah hey you can’t do that hey hey stop that wa you guys play this game as well I love the

TNT game I wish to play I love this game wait wait wait wait Friendly Ghost love this game didn’t you say Friendly Ghost Friendly Ghost didn’t you say didn’t you say you’re you your your one goal is to make a friend panda said that she your friend and I became

Your friend so didn’t you complete your goal don’t you get to move on now but I want more friends I at first my goal was only one friend but but but now are you sure you want us as friends look what’s happening excuse me sir you’re making my sheet very warm with

Your breath oh sorry it’s okay take you know what we’re friends that’s how friends communicate here here’s a gift for who’s this weirdo friendly the ghost I found that egg on the floor that’s all I don’t know what his real name is oh it doesn’t work a maybe

Trying see I’m making friends here I have a gift for you as well it’s called a taser uh she’s been Ted too many times all my other ghost friend friends love that joke oh what happened why is there water everywhere this is foolish what’s wrong with you here go foxy I have a

Gift for you you want this I don’t think I can even use it you want regifting my gift uhoh well I don’t I can’t really use it no want it I thought we were a friend oh chica is back hi chica oh bye oh no I I’m going on my break

Now oh but foxy this isn’t working I’m not truly making friends I bet if you two are really my friend then name one thing about me uh you hav told me anything you died a brutal death by a truck or something uh what about you then tall fella do you remember any of

The details I’ve spoken to you you might be made of milk I can’t believe this my only two friends suck at you don’t even know my name friendly you do know my name wait that’s actually your name you actually do know I’m so sorry I doubted you oh boy this

Is giving you my trash you know I don’t want your trash I got I got to go tell all my ghost friends about this experience we can have a ghost party here even no bad idea wow the whole cemetery is going to be so excited stop giving me your trash

Hey that is that one your friends what is that is thatone your friends what is that is this is this place haunted is this place haunted yes by you oh my god get me out of here this place is haunted are you serious stop giving your trash Freddy oh

My well I’ll take the crown thanks no I now give give ah I’m the Kan hey Freddy hey what what’s going on I was released he’s uh what do you mean released I was trapped in a room oh I’ll let yeah this works bye guys no that’s

Okay I don’t want that that’s all yours you take it here you take that here you take no