The OLDEST Gaming Setup in Minecraft

Hi youtube okay so about three days ago i was out thrift shopping you know as one does so i’m in a store called goodwill right and i found i found three objects and i was like you know what these are coming home with me so here we

Go okay the first item we got a dell laptop from what appears to be 2001 uh valued at 1.99 number two a picture of jesus himself i don’t know i just decided i wanted it and number three a keyboard which appears to be literally older than this guy right so um anyway today

We got the goodwill set up so first things first the 300 of like razer equipment right here get that out of here we don’t need that that’s trash okay so all right upgrade number one razer member wireless nah that ain’t it we got it doesn’t have a name it’s just

The dell an upgrade number two we got the the micro innovations oh yeah what is what what does this do is this is a mouse that is not a usb what is this okay so the pro mouse is working fine but the keyboard look i got listen it’s giving me promising

Signals see this light right here it’s lighting up i don’t know what the arrows mean but it’s lighting up however it’s not keyboarding wait wait i got one last idea i’m gonna rub the picture of jesus on it wait i just baptized it it still doesn’t work

Yeah i think we did good i’m gonna be honest i just always really wanted to do that so um anyway so apparently all we got is the picture of jesus and the mouse but you know what that works here is the true test duels here we go this is the true

Test of the mouse’s power see if i do duels and use basic pvp which we did not use um well i’m dead now if we do basic pvp i should not be fouled up by the fact that there are no side buttons on this i know tyster is like not actually bad

Like i don’t think he’s good but i don’t think he’s It’s bad go just as well this time just as well just as well you ready here come here comes the jump reset i can’t aim with this mouse but that’s okay yeah oh he’s going down he doesn’t know that i’m a spleef god i played this when i

Was eight years old oh and game boy x 20 27 the champion of the sky champion of the sky my ass this man over here dead see this man nope no no paister come here come here bud come here bud come here bud come here bud come here bud

Yeah yeah die get him yeah here we go you know i’m actually a spleef god i don’t know i don’t know if the kids told you this but um this this is this is my jazz you know what i’m saying okay yeah that’s right i’m a god thank you

See this is this belief system isn’t the best but but i do enjoy it you know this is this is enough to make me slightly happy in life okay well i did beat him in like literally all the rounds except for the bottom so if i lose on the

Bottom now i’m gonna cry oh that this is the real test of skill 1v1 mean nemoslam you are ready for it you know it’s about to go down there gotta be oh paister is not is not beating me in nemo’s slap it’s not happening okay that’s a draw that’s a drop we just

Gotta kill that’s a draw that’s how that works okay die and that was okay i hate to say it but i’m kind of getting mauled in nemo’s lap at the moment come here come here come here boy here boy oh i’ve decided nemo slap is not the

Game for me but that is okay now is when i turn into the nemo slap goblet watch us nemo slap god time nemo slap god time people are about to get obliterated incinerated oh call me the slapper they call me this okay nevermind you know i made a horrible mistake i

Played nemo slap and all of you guys stopped watching we’re gonna we’re gonna leave fast spicer hello mr tub hi how you doing good how are you um i just want you to know that i’m playing with with a mouse from 1920 and a picture of jesus

Anyway you know i think it’s time for the real testament of skill this is the best game mode if you if you were curious here’s the plan we go oak leaves and we combo the seeker out of existence yeah combo thank you we try that again we try that again combo combo

Oh that made a problem we’re gonna hide nope i was wrong the real testament of skill ground wars oh yeah ignore the fact that i’m level one and i’ve like never played this game people are about to get messed up oh yeah dead dead there we go see i’m actually a

Professional at the bow this is what the kids don’t know about me you know i thought about it i’m pretty sure the the mouse from 1920s is actually the strat die die please die thank you you know i actually really am a god at this game

If i don’t have the most kills i’m getting cancelled on twitter right now i think it’s best if i’ve had my sword and bow in things that are hot keyed instead of things that are not so um thank you thank you for pro high advice private

This guy’s good oh wait no he’s not combo oh thank you my boy has got the flag thank you bb diamond or whatever your name is sir uh oh you got you got the entire salvation army chasing you yeah get him we go for the silver one

Because he’s low there we go that’s one this is two yeah i’m getting so many more kills than i deserve i’m kind of crapping myself right now that is okay combo oh that was not a combo wait it’s a combo i was right can i can i get some help okay okay

Listen i want at least one capture i want at least one capture or else i’m gonna cry myself to sleep tonight hello he doesn’t see you coming he doesn’t see it coming oh there’s a man following me who i do not like so he just fell in the water nice

Now i win now we win i take this back and my teammates will greet me as a hero teammates teammates please help yeah there you go nicholas thank you is that his name is that guy’s name nicholas yes it is that’s what it was never mind i was

Wrong i thought he was santa claus but he was not yeah that’s right guess who’s lovely on capture the flag this guy side note uh we now have a pet um his name is dave if you see him please pet him also that’s the end of the video please subscribe

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