The Original Ace – I Sold Cursed Minecraft For $20 (probably illegal)

So my english friend spiffy came to visit me here in america for vidcon dude are you cutting down my tree what are you doing dude what the [ __ ] are you doing making a crafting table shut up obviously there were some pretty big cultural differences at first so i decided to

Teach him exactly what is socially acceptable in america today we’re going to be waterboarding a chicken where’s colonel sanders he caught on pretty quick and i’m proud to say that he’s one of us now say a line up i’ll repeat it straight after something like hey how exactly how you

Say it i planted some tomatoes and some herbs in my garden today i planted some tomatoes and some herbs in my garden [Laughter] now put your hand over your heart and say the pledge of allegiance i pledge allegiance to the flag to the flag this

Is my country what am i doing good job you’re an american now oh gold you stayed with me in seattle for about a week and we did our favorite thing which is to annoy painful on twitter hey what’s going on guys this is painful or james here We also annoyed some other people it’s pretty fun so much fun in fact that we spent an entire day creating a cursed minecraft game case to annoy the entirety of vidcon essentially we’re just going to play off as if it’s actually a minecraft game and then have like the most cursed minecraft [ __ ]

Okay welcome to normalcast images maybe we’ll get the most like the worst ones we gotta have [ __ ] like this oh like future gameplay aspects yeah it’s a game crappie crafty yes yeah what the heck is this what the heck is this crafting is a part of the game we’ve got crafting building

We’ll have a disgusting minecraft house on the back made of like the wrong block okay we’ve got cross supplies go mining i was thinking possibly like battle foes or like battle enemies or something yeah you know that very well known minecraft enemy yeah no what even is that

The process is real right now concentration find the best thieve uh something that’s like rounds around steve um oh my god no look at it look at the game this is not normal this is illegal oh he’s having a kid in the class yes we should use the kid in the costume like

It works it actually works it looks like the minecraft pig the normal pig and the more normal creeper to the side of him and the normal iron golem the very normal iron golem we need an image for the background welcome to the house guys jesus look at the creeper the creepers

Right there it’s like a dog we should do like an alpha picture like a really shitty like oh you searched minecraft all right we found our background potential this could be the one uh it’s too late it’s bad quality is to as if the entire cover is oh that could work

That could work it’s massive yes that actually that works welcome to minecraft you can do all kinds of things you can craft supplies you can go mining you can build your build why are the hands like half attached to his fingers welcome to the finished creation welcome

To minecraft guys are gonna make some videos on this game soon i can’t wait dude i feel like this is going to be the next big thing you walk into the store you see this on the shelf go mining after 10 years of development this is what it turned into it’s complete look

Oh my god oh my god it’s beautiful it actually looks so more real mojang logo is official that’s minecraft all right let’s cut this thing out this is so christie’s head the disc is official now it’s a real game it’s a really true this is just a repurposed like weak case it

Works well covered up the wii logo oh with another white sticker nobody would notice that there’s a very very intense process of trying to get the paper straight into the case because it’s so tight very professional workstation here it is on the middle of a bed hey

Who’s on the front of the case what’s up while it’s alex right there the case looked pretty legit but just in case there was any doubt about its authenticity i designed a fake gamestop label in photoshop to make it look like i bought the game there so we got our

Pre-owned minecraft sticker from gamestop and we want to get a little more roughed up looking so we’re going to just like rub it on on this side of a table there look it looks like he’s going to be so confused it looks so real we also printed a bunch

Of them just in case we want to start an illegal minecraft business on the block morgue oh i think like right there would be probably everyone have that’s an essential part that’s important aspect of this case here it pre-owned it actually looks real twenty dollars went absolute bargain not too bad at all

Guys not too bad now that we had our fraudulent copy of minecraft we needed to transport it to la to avoid being caught with the illegal disk we decided to drive instead of flying and i’m glad we did there was some really beautiful scenery along the way damn guys look at this view

Can you believe this oh my god we made it as far as yosemite and everything was going to plan until i locked my keys in my car i found a locksmith who i thought could help but his pricing of 20 was way out of my budget the only way i could

Get my car back was to sell my illegal copy of minecraft to someone at vidcon so we continued our trip to la on foot hey guys i’m on the boardwalk now going to the beach psych i’m in the amazon rainforest now psych again oh my god guys this beach is so beautiful

Psych again i’m still here yo somebody was a lot bigger than we expected this place sucks there’s no internet here we pretty quickly realized that walking wasn’t our fastest option plus the mountains were too steep to scale for spyfee obviously i had no trouble and the wildlife was far too dangerous i was

Getting stung by that thing so we instead decided to swim from yosemite to l.a spiffy almost drowned which is strange because i thought he was a beaver but finally we just arrived in l.a chillin it’s so amazing psych again once i actually got there i pitched my

Game to a few minecraft youtubers to see if i had a chance of selling it to them [Laughter] [Laughter] oh they just uh they just laughed at my game right so i just picked this up at a gamestop earlier see what you think the problem was that these people had

Been playing minecraft for way too long i thought it was going to be normal and then i saw the head of it that’s very normal yeah it’s minecraft these dedicated pros they knew it was a fake is that the uh the recommended specs for playing the camera wait is there

Something again yeah yeah did you copy your thumbnail nico this is minecraft 1.16. check it out yeah it’s minecraft just minecraft normal minecraft nothing strange it’s a new one it’s a new game so the only chance i had to sell this game and get my car back was to sell it

To one of my fans at vidcon places yeah oh my god take my money it’s new from mojang got a sneak peek at it so don’t spread it around anywhere whoa bro what is that uh it’s a it’s a long hoe it’s a lot they weren’t convinced either

This it’s normal mining that’s how it works so there’s no more oars it’s just that’s so much right yeah it’s a 1.16 update i got rid of ores it’s only pigs so like only pig mining where does the food come from also pigs mojang they gave it to me it’s exclusive

Access but i had one last hope the minecraft youtuber meetup this had to work to distract people’s judgment and make them buy my game i brought my precious rubber chicken in the hopes that it would kill some of their brain cells my friends brought theirs too it was definitely working everybody’s

Got a chicken and iq points were dropping by the second this was it if i didn’t sell my cursed copy of minecraft i wouldn’t be able to get home we’re getting reactions for this new update on minecraft i just wanted to oh i’ll get your thoughts

Update uh 10 out of 10. it’s like 1080p they didn’t suspect a thing i just had to keep playing my cards right i don’t know why it’s e this should be like rated r or something you should open it let’s open it seriously i thought i lost them for a second but

With some quick witch as you can see it is official mojang i drew them back in this is the thing that gives your computer a virus i picked it up at gamestop as you can see it was pre-used whoa that’s the new character they’re adding it 1.15 updates this is the new minecraft

Too yeah oh [ __ ] what do you think is on the disc that is correct track four is on the distance that’s lego star wars right there it’s like a maestro 128 megabytes of ram just download some more ram it’s fine what a price it was

Time to seal the deal mom i need 20 dollars yo what’s up do you have 20 bucks sure jokes aside it was really awesome meeting raceholds i met so many cool people and i made so many new friends while i was there shake my hand don’t be rude

Shake my hand it’s nice to meet you and it was pretty sad saying goodbye to everyone It was a long-ass drive back to seattle which made it even more depressing but after three weeks of vacation it did feel pretty nice to set foot in my backyard again all right guys i’m back home right in my backyard psych i’m still here you freaking idiot sadly not everyone

Made it back safe my beloved rubber chicken was stolen during the meet-up i tweeted if you took this chicken during the meet-up today please dm it legitimately has a lot of sentimental value to me that wasn’t even a joke i love that chicken thankfully the person

Who took it did come forward and he’s mailing it home now hashtag chicken flies home so i’m really happy i could end this vlog on a positive note this was one of the most amazing trips of my entire life and i really want to give credit to the fantastically creative

People who made this trip worthwhile so enjoy tap ellen spifey eating ghost peppers the whole thing why because i’m stupid That’s what i did um If you enjoyed this video then go ahead and click on this one it’s my 2017 vidcon vlog which is coincidentally around the same time i last uploaded subscribe to the original ace hey become an asol and as always keep it fresh You