the painful life of a small minecraft youtuber

Hi i’m konami and unless you’re one of my few subscribers you probably don’t know who i am or why you would even bother subscribing or what you’re doing here and that’s the problem small youtubers have a fraction of a second to sell themselves to you before they lose your

Interest and it’s really hard to gain traction when you’re this small so i’m spelling out our extremely painful lives also i just checked my analytics and all the people that are subscribed are good at minecraft and all the people who aren’t are bad so if you want to prove that you’re good

At minecraft you should probably subscribe or i won’t believe you anyway let’s get on with it Uh i worked so hard to come up with the idea for this video script it film it edit it get criticism fix it craft the perfect title and now it’s finally ready to post Okay well that did horribly um let’s just look at the video on my channel this is the most views and we’ll we’ll work from there i guess Should i go into hypixel and ask for subscribers that seems like so desperate but i really want subscribers i work so hard on the videos but yeah yeah yeah i’ll just do it it’s fine i’ll just do it yeah please sub to koonami on youtube all right i just got to finish the

Thumbnail and i’m done All right the thumbnail’s done but since i’m already up i should start scripting a new video All right i’ve studied for weeks to try and figure out how to get more views and get noticed on this platform i think if i try a combination of trend jacking to get into search bar but also letting people know who i am in the videos and i’ll gain views and subscribers

So i’m gonna make a parody video about speedrunning since it seems to be going Around You