THE PERFECT START TO MY MINECRAFT WORLD! #1

I want a Minecraft series I can do like not every day obviously but like I want one that we can do whenever I feel like it so like I’ll do game mode survival and difficulty I’ll do hard but I won’t make it hardcore I’ll just do hard all

Right and we’re cool this Minecraft series because I’m glad I genuinely want to like have a series of Minecraft like have a house to like get all like do all the stuff you’re supposed to do two seconds later no right this is nah I’m sorry I’ve never seen a spawn like I can’t

Doubt mate I lit I’ve never seen a spawn like this this is a bloody piss tape mate now that’s the worst case scenario bro that is an absolute piss tape All right we’re here Lads we’re here what an awful spawn bro oh there’s no [ __ ] well there’s a trait sorry there is a trick there is a trait no I’m not doing a hardcore mate starting in a desert is an absolute stinker is that it what is this what are the purple things

What’s the purple things lad I’m not gonna restart man that’s cheating mate flowers I thought flowers grew on the ground look at the strats already by the way look at the strats dab um try to find the desert temple how would I do that how would how would I go about

Doing that let me turn my render distance up there you go or is that that’s not necessary is it that’s a bit that’s a bit Wait but how do I get food can I kill rabbits do rabbits give me food oh the Nimble man oh that Bloody quick Foreign to listen to it I can’t [ __ ] kill him no food that was a baby is that a baby this ain’t a baby this is a big old boy oh that noise I should get off today oh there we go got some rabbit wasn’t even necessary I don’t even need

Food right now oh that looks good whoa that looks cool let’s go golfing It’s a Jungle is it that’s what is this looks so it looks like a bloody bourbon I can’t explain why but I I know you know what I’m on about this looks like a bourbon that’s

Actually a good spawn you know it’s actually a good spawn what the [ __ ] is this yeah that’s the goal for today is to build a house okay and what I’m gonna do every time I play Minecraft is set to go the goal for today is to build a house a

Good house enough not like a Mansion Just a house let’s what is this material clay holy [ __ ] what the [ __ ] [Applause] oh do me a favor everybody just turn your volume up please hold on everybody turn your volume up Right that’s it I’ve just finished lad I’ve just finished I’ve been really silly boys I I could just get all of this wood build a house call it a day but that wouldn’t be much mining of a craft with it I’m gonna go for it And that’s why we don’t do hardcore worlds boys that is exactly why this is not a hardcore world we go again let’s We Go Again minute one this is gonna be the worst board oh what is that what’s this wait wait is this where tests are

Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait are these were chests are I’m driving what’s this all right this can spawn sucks mate Right this is the first time I’m making a server by the way this is the first time I’ve made a lot uh uh a game yes I like it that’s all we wanted this is exactly what we wanted a variety of color maybe a lake there I see this is it

That’s exactly what I wanted man right let’s cook let’s let’s cook let’s cook let’s cook now we can have some fun man cool cool Happy Days man happy days for once yeah now don’t die here tell you what I’ll be smart yeah I’m making ax first Big Brain from me big [ __ ] brain

No my goal is a house my goal is to make a house today wow that’s big brain for a minute Plus at what point do I make a house like where do you reckon we get diamond first and then get a house or house and then get and then try for Diamond maybe

I feel like maybe uh maybe maybe get like iron and then make a house every time I’ve played Minecraft I go mining and then die so I want to get a house like sorted um I want to get a house pretty much sorted to be honest with you but not a

Mansion not like a you know not a show-off oh yes sheep exactly what I need what’s up exactly what the doctor ordered boys I need wool fur for beds love it lad’s going well this is exactly what we’re after man so we can already make a bed that’s pretty much like that’s real

That that’s like mission one complete mate to be honest with it that’s I’ll tell you what I’ll get birch wood yeah plan is I make a wood house but on the outside on the outside I love Birch fought so there’s a little bit of texture I’ve already got eight eight sheep as

Well bro so yeah that’s basically the plan is like like you know outside inside inside outside you get me I’m cooking I need to find find like flat land mate I need to find flat land or do I make flat land yeah I can find some flat land all right

One pump that [ __ ] by the way literally one pumpkin [ __ ] that’s gone holy mate my Hunger oh it’s because I’m on hard I didn’t think about that but I need Stone I need Stone I need Stone on each Stone oh let me cook yeah I’m hard mate I’m hard

I need eight no I need more than eight right I need like Minecraft Jesus in the chat to help me I have Auto jump on is that frowned upon in a Minecraft community what’s the goal the point of Minecraft is mate there’s no goal man it’s just you have fun mate

I’m I’m just wanting to stream and interact with my viewers places in Minecraft it’s frowned upon very much really but like look I ain’t even got a spacebar on mate it’s just convenient now right lad strats actual strats here ready actual strats ready foreign I attempted The Impossible there boys but

We got stone tools now what we do ah shouted coal I need coal ah well as I’ll give you a little tip I’ll give you a little Pro tip if you ain’t got coal just get some logs in your in your system Matt just get some logs in your system

Hey it ain’t much but it’s honest work boys it ain’t much but it’s honest work I’ll tell you one battle ads I’ll do you one better instead of waiting for your things to cook like a peasant you mate teammate you mate two furnaces call me the Albert

Einstein of Minecraft if you would like I don’t mind I reckon we build a housemate I reckon we build a house to be honest I’m gonna while that’s burning I’m gonna get materials and I’m gonna build a house nothing crazy but I’ll tell you what I want what I need I need logs

No I need I need planks and I need glass I need glass what the [ __ ] was that what the [ __ ] I want to go but I’m going down there let’s forget what I’ve just said I’m going down there oh [ __ ] the logs are done it’s a water cave

What’s been make doors what’s the door gonna do in water Doesn’t look like a cooked pork chop should look like It’s A peculiar color to it well while I wait for that I’ll make a shovel and I think if I recall correctly to get glass you need sand so uh let me cook I ain’t gonna need like not a lot of

Sound by any means of the imagination I don’t need a lot of sand by any stretch just a few a few doors a few a few Windows you know I’ve not got a bed yet no do I is that necessary so that this is what it’s all about man

That I feel like a pro Minecraft anyone can mine Lads do you know I mean anyone can mine but it’s about getting resources and building a house not everyone can do that not everyone can do that right that is plenty absolutely plenty of sand there I’m going against the current here

Oh all right that’s Happy Days with that one I make a bed I’ll make a bet just so we can say we’ve got one how do I make a bed is it like that oh yeah that’s it’s like an actual like that’s what Ben looks like in real life

If you were all right sweet I would argue we have absolutely smashed that you know I’ll stay humble yeah I’ll stay humble but that’s a lovely start let’s go golfing lads let’s go golfing no I don’t like it I don’t like it I’m not gonna mine Lads I don’t like it I

Don’t like it I don’t like it I’m gonna be smart I ain’t got I ain’t gonna risk my life man I I’m just gonna let’s let right project fine flat land but on while we’re finding flat land mine would all right foot yeah let’s find some flat land no find

Flatlands mine wood build house that [ __ ] uh and then and then we go mining let’s go let’s get house first mom well well silly question but where would I find flat land is it just you just gotta explore I need I need most like my house is

Gonna be mainly uh wood this wood planes how the [ __ ] did you get a plane as in an airplane you idiot I love the fall of an underground house or like a mountain house I [ __ ] love that thought actually like thoughts are making a house in there mate

I personally am a massive fan of that as an idea I just don’t know how it would uh how it would work logistically but like oh it’s getting dark it’s getting dark it ain’t much but it’s honest work boys all right it’s only to stay the night

There we go it ain’t much but it’s not his work we move Bang baby bones I thought we just [ __ ] beefed him there right Lads hear me out I’m imagining it now house in there thoughts I’m doing it that’s my my thought process is to not think

I’m just gonna [ __ ] I’m making stairs and going with it how do I make stairs like that add too much stairs Boom well I’m just not gonna think about my actions boys the goal to Minecraft is just a not thing so it’s gonna start here obviously that’s Lads Lads lads we can you know we can do landscaping later like let’s be fair I’ll probably get rid

Of these trees Etc we can do that in a bit we’ll do that in a bit this could be a dub Lads all I say is trust the processor right well that’s not right is it trust the process man that’s all I tell you shut up [ __ ] that dog’s getting on my

Nerves mate this is good this is actually good I want it like I want it like there I want it there in the hole that’s what she said am I doing this correctly so far any like Minecraft technicians it’s just okay perfect right um yeah let’s go let’s go let’s go well

Well genuinely I like this I tell you [ __ ] what I’m gonna tell you for one thing for free we are [ __ ] cooking Lads it may not look like it right now this is my house it ain’t looking like it right now but this remember this Lads remember this

Remember that this is gonna be that you you wait you’re seeing the start of of a master class mate you wait so I got overwhelmed with stairs that oh [ __ ] these stairs are hard eh right there we go now what I want Lads what I want is I want

You know how like there’s pressure plates here and it opens from the inside but I think you need slime for that so for the meantime we just do what like you know do the old-fashioned way boys all right and just have doors but but in the future I want I want like

Sticky pistons all right but let’s this is what we can you know this is what we build to do you know what I mean there’s no point if everything’s done day one you’ve always gotta like have something else planned you know so bang lad this is my house

This is my house mate I got big plans I want it like I want to go out there and have like a glass like wall and like that this could be really nice man this could be really nice obviously right now sure you don’t it’s not it’s not even mental

But you weight Lads you bloody weight man let me last I’ll just dig out like a very brief thing right now because I’ll tell you what I want to do I want to do the stairs a bit more I feel like the stairs are one thing we can improve straight away

So what I do if you want some I’ll give it yet is I just get rid of the fat you know what I mean imagine it’s bacon just want to get rid of the fat trim down the fat what I’m gonna do now this is gonna

You’re gonna be like Danny the [ __ ] what are you doing here what I’ll tell you is let me cook ah there you go foreign that is nowhere near enough but like it’s enough to see the process ready so what I want to do yeah this is [ __ ] sexy this is on my

Life this is sexy on my entire bloodline this is sexy yeah you’re gonna build it oh it’s floating what are you on about you wait until I get slabs in this [ __ ] mate you wait Peak Minecraft Gameplay Lads you’re not trusting the process Lads you’re not trusting the process and it’s it’s sad

To say honestly laughs oh Lads what do you reckon what do you reckon lads slabs or logs maybe logs holy looks incredible but how do I do I want it so you can see it top side up how would you sit top side up uh we got dilemma lads

We got dilemma how do I get it like that one because that looks perfect in my opinion well we’re gonna have to do it the long way last sorry apologies we’re gonna have to do it a long way but I’ve got a good strap like this is like I feel like a

Construction worker honestly I feel like a construction worker mate this is what like humans do by the way this is what like adults do IRL but I’m doing it in Minecraft no I don’t want to strip it man I don’t want to strip it mate stripping it seems a bit dead in my

Opinion I’ll see what it looks like I’ll strip one and see let me see what it looks like what do you reckon boys what do you reckon ah actually you might be on the side you might be on the sign lad strip or no strip or no strip chat

Yeah you know what you’ve actually cooked there lads you’ve actually cooked I think I’ll strip I’ll strip I’ll Strip This is what Minecraft’s about man this is what I missed oh I could touch that noise holy [ __ ] all right Laz this is actually going sick odd Lads I’ll give you one thing

For free you know how to bloody you know out of mine I’ll tell you that much this ain’t your first rodeo is it oh that’s an issue well no I’ll tell you what we’re just uh we’re just scaring that by the way what it’s gonna come all the way out of here

But then like here there’s gonna be like a glass wall so you can see outside I’ve got such good ideas mate I got such good ideas man just trust the process this grows into grass yeah or no does this grow into grass or no lovely stuff well we gotta do the same

The other side well I’ll tell you what lads we’re gonna [ __ ] trip man we’ve actually got a crib we’re not just sleeping in a in a shed now love it I spent all my time making the entrance and I’ve got no home hey mate if you focus on the journey the destination

Will make itself mate focus on the destination you’re screwed right Lads we do the same again or let’s do it add slap to it as well or no do we add a slap to it as well or is that are we overdoing it at that point

Direct am I overdoing it at that point oh yeah overdoing it cool I agree I agree I agree so what was you saying here Lads just do this wait have I gotta put fence down first or no no no no no no no I can’t [ __ ] do it

Hang on pale put a fence first I’m trying to think how I’ve done the last one but now what where do I go from here I don’t get a log here up what do you mean up it doesn’t matter you’re gonna strip anyway now but when

You strip it you can still see where it originated from I can’t do this to save my [ __ ] life man doing it my way I’m doing it my way but I need more Birch just as well we’ve got a whole bloody Forest there shape oh the [ __ ] I would have been playing

This for half an hour it’s dangerous playing Minecraft you know because time just gets away from you time just disappears from you so oh I’ve not got many sticks eh that’s perfect perfect man cool hey we’re doing very well man we’re actually doing very well right let

Me do the the skeleton lads wait that’s not right is it is that right is that right that’s right or no that’s right no is that right yeah I’ve done it right that’s good that’s good that’s good let me cook how do I do the fence I’m having a

[ __ ] aneurysm trying to do this [ __ ] this doesn’t feel right this really doesn’t feel right nah this is right this is right that’s right that’s right that’s right right that’s good yeah very good thank you chat Chad couldn’t have thought about you right I reckon project stairs are now done you’ve

Watched me I don’t like the bottom of it though that’s for another day Lads you know what project stairs have done I re I genuinely really enjoy that I think we’ve done well right I’ll tell you what lads project house is well and truly unmet project house well and truly on

So I reckon first line of business is let me just like obviously this is like a very make do thing let me get a pressure plate oh I want a wood one though uh uh an oak one foreign just one humble log is all I’m asking

For Give Me One log or I retire oh I had a few I need a bit more that I think oh I need two plates two two and then boom boom Oh I don’t need some in here as well I’ll do that later I can just use

My hands for now right Lads how much should I dig out what what by what should I dig out do you reckon I want this to be a four-story building mate [Applause] I reckon just like we go until the edge of the mountain Loki let’s let’s do right so

Does this count as a how do I count this from here so do I go one two three four one two wait one two three four is that how it works so this is four by this is eight oh no what the [ __ ] but yeah I think

That’s right so let’s say one two three four five goal six wait one two three four five six seven eight nine ten let’s say that yeah same here one two three four five six seven eight nine ten bye everybody up with that good size good size good size I think that’s a

Very good foundation man and that coal is coming bloody handy I tell you because I’m gonna need that immediately I’ll tell you what boys nice genuine nice I think oh [ __ ] I ain’t got no bloody sticks well I need to get a few more wood boy

Sorry I need it for for torches anyway we came out the jungle then we’re joking out no I don’t want to take I don’t want to go all the way to the waterfall man right plenty of tour probably a bit too much torches to be honest with you

But it’s fine it’s okay last am I right in saying I ain’t got to sleep but I ain’t gonna sleep right because I’m safe I got torches on that I’m safe I can just grind out the whole day that’s I’m should I make it should I make it one higher or one lower

Forts I wouldn’t mind like dropping in you know like here and you’re dropping you know I think that’s like abstract or off I’ll add both both okay let’s do both man oh no again the beauty of Minecraft as you just don’t think whatever happens happens mate you know what I mean

But this might be the worst idea ever but [ __ ] it man it’s Minecraft worst case scenario you just fix it mate you just fix it bro this would be nicer than with an iron pickaxe oh the thing is that I’m gonna have to go lower anyway because I’m gonna want

To replace the floor right so I actually have to go too low I have to go low twice because I’m gonna have to make I’m wanting the floor as wood such that someone’s just spamming during Minecraft which I didn’t think was possible but there we go so do I go too lower now

That’s a lot of [ __ ] work mate yeah yeah get these get torches going mate [ __ ] hell mob’s gonna molest me this right um let me just write let me just cook so far because I didn’t realize how much of a bloody painless would be thoughts on that thoughts and going

Mining try again iron pickaxe left I’ve got all the gear now I’ve got torches all that thoughts on going mining Lads try and get iron pickaxe it would speed things up eh put that there in it I make I make three cool all right uh I reckon boys

Let me just let me do this I reckon we go we go mining what yeah yeah we’re set spawned cool and get a few chests good good um good out uh good ass good good good good advice I don’t like how I can hear in uh skeletons

I’m really not happy I can hear skeletons like literally there does that mean they’re just outside or No Yes chest chest chest just one double chest right how do I do a chest there you go I just want one double chest there is no satisfying place to put this

200 IQ ready first last ready first look how [ __ ] massive my kid doesn’t work does it never mind it didn’t work I used to be burning the sand [ __ ] I’ve got no car I’ll do it later I’ll do it later uh well I need that right I need to sleep

Can I do this Lads is that is that best thing you’ve ever seen in your lifetime holy [ __ ] that was the best thing I’ve ever done by the way that is by far the best thing I’ve ever done okay right I’m happy with that Lads we are ready to mine

We are ready to mine lads I will return to base wait how do I like um I ain’t got I ain’t got F buttons on my keyboard I haven’t got F buttons on my keyboard like F1 F2 in that where do I go I don’t have F buttons on my keyboard hey smart

Thanks chap right where is my right one seven five eight three minus 360. cheers chat love you w right come on maybe hope maybe hopefully remember that maybe all right let’s go golfing let’s go golfing what’s the best way of doing this I can know that’s loud

Best way is just trying to find a cave I don’t really want to strip mine or anything like that a bit longer oh here we go that wasn’t odd maybe but is that okay there we go that wasn’t bloody hard eh that was not hard in the slightest but

I’m gonna have some coal because I need it for Burning uh sand into glass right that’s I don’t want to take the piss Ed there was an iron up there that’s not gonna that last iron don’t spawn until bottom like until low well I’ll go be careful iron right there Iron right there

I don’t need like I’m not gonna get an absurd amount of iron I just need enough to make a pickaxe and maybe like a sword or whatever you know look at this Mega brain this guy must have like at least an eight inch penis by the way that’s iron right there if I

If my eyes don’t deceive me that is the iron right in front of me let me cook mate oh it’s a bloody son of it let me cook mate yeah maybe some armor would be nice hey I would not mind getting some armor fast lava holy mate we actually might Lads we

Might skip the iron stage you know and go straight to bloody to to Diamonds you know lad’s thoughts on oh look at this big brain chat just say I’ve got a just just call me the biggest brain person ever by the way huh that that brings out the R9 finger wagmit

Holy F what the [ __ ] that’s not normal that cannot be normal why does it go down so slow Jesus why no I’m not going down there mate no need man no chance now I’m being a smart man and just staying away from that bollocks I’m a changed man

Oh I don’t want gold do I Gold’s a bit dead we want oh I don’t like it I don’t like oh I Heard lots of noises don’t look don’t look don’t look oh [ __ ] me no right off that’s a joke nothing down there there’s nothing down there there’s nothing down there there’s

Nothing down there no it can’t hurt me lots of he can’t hurt he can’t hurt me if I’m like this he can’t hurt me holy [ __ ] bro he’s done one he shot me once and I’ve nearly blew myself up man get me a shield

Immediately how do I get how do I make a shield chat Shield how do I make a shield I need iron oh [ __ ] me is he just camping outside in it bro is just camping outside why have I made a I’m meant to make a bloody furnace

I’ve made of bloody crafting table I’ve already got three furnace of course it was impossible to be bad at Minecraft clearly not that we just waiting for me aren’t they hello there hey the reaction so I met that’s the reaction time fought what absolute come on

Come come come come come come come come come come the throne just missed bro just missed with that by the way we’re cooking Lads we are we’re eating well man we’re eating well iron pickaxe and then while we’re there I’ll have an iron sword love it lovely jubli lovely jubbly right

I’ll get some more some more beef going and then I reckon we set sail can I have these arrows or no I’d like the arrows where’s that where’s that spider coming from or whatever it [ __ ] is make some armor oh that’s that’s the that’s a good

Point let me go let me go exploring while wait I don’t want to just sit here doing now oh hello yeah what rough are you what was that what what was that oh there’s so many bloody noises hurry up come on zombie villager what’s bro doing down there hurry up

There we go right get some leggings and and be on my way Point all right let’s go chat let’s go let’s go Chief wow we’re exploring it Lads we’re exploring it oh [ __ ] oh okay oh all right that is an absolute best tape by the way Jesus Christ it sounds like I’m cooking

A bloody stir fry mate there you go nice and simple nice and simple right let’s go another one fine got him the dads let me cook more iron hold on hold on hold on now we’re good we’re good we’re good now we’re doing well now as I’m liking

This a lot this is how Minecraft should be played mate exactly how Minecraft should be played I’m doing everything spots on Redstone oil project um projects project uh sticky piston eh project sticky piston bro this is going so well man let’s have a wire there Any other time don’t do that when there’s a creeper all right because the the oxygen level is already extremely high all right what absolute [ __ ] Jesus Christ right oh that was good reaction time from me there by the way any other streamer I reckon they get blew up right how many

[ __ ] creepers are there oh a lapis foreign oh where’s that where are you where is it hello mate there he is oh [ __ ] man no I don’t want to go this low man this seems like a dead end to me whoa that is the opposite of a dead end

Okay be very [ __ ] careful Danny can’t I can’t even get his titlette very careful be very very careful here yeah it’s very dangerous here I know I know I know the repercussions I’ve I’m facing I’m not [ __ ] do I know the way out absolutely not met where’s like where’s the good stuff

Where’s the good stuff here this seems like a whole [Applause] what am I doing with that I’ll take it as a collectible but after that that’s that’s a disappointment man ah this was the worst the worst like what they call it mine shaft worst mine shop of all

Time by the way more lapis I don’t do I want lapis I’ll get it just in case I mean it’s gonna be a long time until I enchant noise I’ll be on oh level one again like it’s just [ __ ] dead I’m not doing it why are they stacking

Fours nah that’s an another one oh a golden Apple’s corner Golden Apple that’s cool but let me get rid of some [ __ ] hey golden apple is really good though Golden Apple diamonds diamonds let’s go already already let’s go [Applause] oh there’s a [ __ ] stack of them Four Diamonds Let’s go Four Diamonds baby no that wasn’t hard at all bro that was not hard in the slightest man oh this has gone unbelievably man not only have we got a great house look with all right all right let’s have a word here how many of them how many are there all right

All right Jesus oh that was your own body mate that was your own boy oh there’s a domestic there’s a domestic God oh I’m bullet look how many bloody arrows there are oh that’s unbelievable ties that was a tie oh that was great man that was lovely to watch eh this is gone

Right can I [ __ ] talk let me talk this has gone the best it’s ever gone Lads not only have I got an incredible house I’m currently building I’ve now got diamond pickaxe well I’ve got diamonds on route to diamond pickaxe this is gone 10 out of 10 Met 10 out of

10 I’m happy man I’m so happy mate I wanna keep this feeling