THE POWERLESS WITCH’S BATTLE | Genesis: Renegade [Ep.1 Minecraft Roleplay]

I know we’ve only just arrived but i need you to do something for me i need you to secure an item for me i don’t have to listen to you say that again and i will remove your head fine aside from that i know you’ve been through a lot but

This item is a necessity to the greater plan and you are the only one who can secure it oh really why do i get this feeling you’re still keeping something from me all will be answered in due time for now come this way So how will i know what this item looks like let alone where it is trust me you’ll know now take this and get going so we could put this behind us whatever just don’t forget your promise You know that pip squeak’s gonna ruin everything right i certainly hope so so what are you doing later tonight judas do hold your tongue lest you’d prefer for me to rip it out from your head such a kill joy and then again i do love a powerful woman

You may have a warrior’s heart but you have the dignity of a pig besides i can never see myself with a man that’s yet to best me in combat now come on there’s still so much work to do [Applause] So I knew i felt a disruption on the divine territory regardless of how you entered i will spare you from a painful death if you surrender now how quaint however if i don’t get that item above your head someone will take mine in recommends i’m good so be it as the guardian of

This domain your life and subjugation of the transcendent ends here huh you’re through connor a child of corrosion now i have to kill you twice sorry birdie but you should have kept a closer eye on your toy well this is anticlimactic and you should have kept quiet

But since you love talking oh so much i’ll allow final words speak them now heads up oh but oh dirty can’t fly anymore can she [Laughter] I don’t have time for this wait wait you can’t just leave me here why not because if i stay they’ll kill me who are you even talking about Run that little after them ugh look at the mess you got us into like i was doing perfectly fine back in the divine territory and are you ignoring me in a word yes yes i am what you know what it’s not worth talking to anyone where’s the transcendent oh the

Transcendent lamp thing yeah it’s right here transcendent can you get it back me listen i need this more than you do from where i was standing it was just floating above your head you don’t even use it i i need this i was protecting it it’s my job to do so

Well you kind of suck at your job Just give it back to me i need i need it back maybe you need it but i just need it more i’m sorry also one more thing why were you fighting in heels that’s weird listen i wouldn’t have had to fight in heels had you not come into the

Divine territory divine taglitory divine this divine territory divine territory you’re gonna say it say it right yeah yeah whatever you see that over there over oh over there there’s two meat bags me oh listen i’m getting the feeling that you’re not just gonna let me walk away with this yeah nice guess

Okay well if we’re going to be stuck together for a while that means we’re going to be running into more meat bags so we’re going to need to look like the meat bags because what you’re wearing is a little regal and strange your clothes are just as strange fair enough

Anyway if we need to fit in which we do i think we need to are you suggesting we go steal their clothes yes i’m suggesting we jump them fine let’s do this let’s do it it’s not even that big of a deal you can you can easily do damage with the soul

It’s made of wood why do you have to have the iron one you’re not responsible with an iron that’s a lie sure i’m sure the bottle is definitely interesting my delectable sucking like rice krispies rice crispy i’m speaking we’re doing this go now go up

So we did that but now we have another problem yeah what is that my stomach hurts oh um i see um do you know what eating is uh it sounds familiar okay but when you put food in your mouth chew it and then it goes in your stomach

Uh i found these in the lady’s back pocket uh can i eat these well no not really but we can eat with those so are they like toppings or something no they’re legal tender i’m assuming uh hey do you see that yeah if there’s a village over there

That means there might be food for you and for me how much money left let’s go okay wait let me grab this okay grab what a torch oh okay it’s gonna be dark yeah i would assume so should we go around what if the village is a crazy people

Then you fit in just fine let’s go uh you’re one to speak i’m not the stupid when it came to the divine territory yeah yeah the divine tartaglia territory what even is a tartaglia i’m not sure but it sounds interesting Uh just until we see someone i guess or some meat bag oh oh would you look at that hey meep up with the blue dress what i’m getting i’m getting it done well here she can what is she doing is coming okay hey excuse me yeah

You could say that don’t mind why we’re up here uh do you know a place where we can get food and a place to rest oh sure there’s a in not far from here oh perfect oh see see i see i got it done um

There’s oh yep and i also got it done uh are you all right ignore ignore him he’s he’s a simpleton just take us please uh miss your village is very rocky yeah uh yeah we haven’t had anything new built in a while i see storms landslides i can kind of just just happens

Right down there right oh thank you well no one was asking for your opinion whatever let’s see okay well now that we’re finally seated i do have some questions uh-huh firstly what is this tri-nucleus thing for one it’s transcendent for two i’m not telling you yeah yeah you’ve been singing the same

Song ever since we’ve met and what you shouldn’t have asked then it’s worth a shot okay well next question what is what is this corroded thing you keep talking about what do i look like your teacher i’m not gonna tell you of course not okay

Could you tell me your name so i can actually refer to you as something yeah uh um uh no comment okay okay at the very least answer me this what what is a meat bag you see a meat bag is something that is love below me you know that that is a

Meat bag oh excuse me what you heard me I suggest you watch your tone young lady i’m actually going to watch this establishment or what well you’ll get free publicity angels shut you really think i’m gonna listen to you lady meatbag you have no you have no rights no grounds to talk to me like that

Ma’am would you like to get put on a poster what kind of poster a missing person’s poster what are you going to do about it you can barely do your makeup i mean look at your look at your mascara it looks like some crow’s wings wanna talk

About looks your lips look like crispy bacon you hardly want to talk so to yours no i’m sick of y’all like gustavo where’s gustavo take a leg gustavo Uh uh what what do i do from here to repay you for all of your wise words i’m going to teach you what a bar fight is she’s still getting her ass dragged oh hi hey i i yeah i wipe i wipe the floor with them let me see congratulations yeah oh what

What were you supposed to be teaching me how to stay in your own lane and you know realize that maybe divine fighting is something but a bar fight that’s its own ballpark aside from that i did find oh look at look at that on your face you got a nice shiner

There’s nothing on my face what did you find i found a place for us to sleep for the night all right sounds good okay let’s go by the way are you being 100 truthful about beating them you wouldn’t lie would you i i wouldn’t see the reason to i i

Definitely wipe the floor with them i see i’m sorry for doubting you this is it you mentioned something about sleep earlier what’s that ah yes um you said your eyes feel uh like closing right i didn’t but they do i see i must been hearing things in my head my bad right well

When your eyes feel heavy and your body feels like it’s really not wanting to move anymore you do this thing called sleep where you close your eyes and then just not move So like a free trial of death yeah exactly and this is it um you like this yeah that’s this is this is what you could find i mean if you don’t like it we could always go back to the bar and see if they were no no no no this is

This is fine perfect in that case you know how to sleep right well you described it to me i can give it my best go just making sure in that case good night