THE REAL MONSTER HUNTER – Pro and Noob VS Minecraft! (Special) #minecraft #monsterhunter

Come on Josh why do you sound like you’re in pain because I’m not built for cold places I’ve replaced you IRA tigrex I have eight villagers they’re my prey I’ve moved on from Popo hello new cotton Wow okay new call no more talking advices so

Hard to find it good to see only ones that exist exist how is y’all gonna slaughter these villagers now okay Oh Tigris rampage here’s the chosen one and his name is Thomas so what we will attempt to do today is a competitive speed hunting challenge but but in Minecraft oh I

Hadn’t worked that out yet no we are actually in Minecraft I see but but but monster hunter has followed us as you can tell by my roster lost great sod which is definitely a rata lost great son well I’ve got the true devil slicer which appears to be purple crystal that

Is long oh it makes fire when I click and does not do that now I look like a hunter now I’ll be taken seriously they I’d say wearing the world’s lumpy Estelle MIT but still great Jaggi as fast as possible for Sandy okay I don’t think those are meant

To be read together yes they are you need to get sandy quickly your sandy thank you all right looking no I’m in quicksand I don’t know how to not be in quicksand Oh Lord ahead of it obviously okay okay okay all right there we go there we go okay I

Like this mat no squeaks Frick quick quit quit quit quit all right I’m going to drop the beat you drop the rhymes nice that’s pretty good that’s not fair I had no idea this was coming you can’t do this to me all right our fun great tangy okay he

Sat there contemplating life staring oh I did – yeah I’ve got one doing the same thing oh oh oh he see me he seen me oh he’s coming for me oh this looks a little better oh yeah I’m barreled I grass nice oh my god I’m gonna cross the river the

Natural weakness oh my god he just walked over water yeah Maggie is create oh my god I feel like this doesn’t work quite as well because there’s no dodging or satanic of any kind or shape or form I’m gonna hit here with my bone blades yeah

I currently got him going around a tree to try and not all right okay he’s Mel he’s not doing not much pain I think I’m okay okay he’s staking us he’s taking a break to eat some tree oh let’s just kill me on a flyby okay

Summon the hunter inside oh it’s me no not you the other hunt different sides okay I’ve broken mine it was broken it like emotionally he’s not he doesn’t like life anymore he’s just staring off oh he’s moving again oh gosh why won’t you die I’m so low well you shouldn’t ride your golden

Apples so much it does my god okay let’s all go ugly because we’re using the literals lowest armor that we could possibly have not Nipponese the little lowest you monster yeah but they expect you to just build the most ah crazy like that I was slain by the Jaggi well I feel bad

For you but I won’t continue on and your honor and mine is eating a tree again why did you get the vegetarian Jaggi honestly he so wants to eat me he just needs to eat a salad as an appetizer where’s my parry you don’t get a parry oh gosh I’m in the water

You don’t deserve a parry oh but all I’ve ever wanted is a secret-agent platypus oh he’s calling for little Jack Ling’s but there are no juggling’s cuz this is my crimes yeah this is minecraft I for example oh yeah I’m in the pain how are you

Doing how’s oh I’m in the pain I got slowed by the Jacky I don’t want to like for it make an anticlimactic or anything but my instead of looking at a pile of sand for about 45 seconds have you been beating on it the entire time yes I’m currently doing that you monster

No that’s him no you are clearly the real monster here what am I the great cotton great cotton the app it also sounds like my magician name is name the average garden yeah I don’t want to lie you know well it is what he’s known for

Doing tell the point home is a failure look I don’t want to play Burnie a party or anything but this Jaggi is still looking at the sand and still be getting hit in the face I am a failure you know what I need a light rates that

– where is this thing so I can die disappeared so then I was like you need to not cop and then he did anyway you know I you don’t need why are you why you doing that you focus on what your I’m gonna conversation with you cotton

Okay well I’m the person who’s still alive so I don’t think you can tell stories about me and you know I was like I need you to come rescue me from the stun and you know it does it cuts on the way towards me never happened I know I

Know it’s absolutely crazy you just you want a good hunting was very right here’s one one and you just don’t get one and sometimes sometimes it’s difficult because there’s not that many going around and then you get the pink one jumped out the side of the map and

You gotta make do with that sometimes you got it you gotta learn you gotta learn what what what’s good and what’s not and and he doesn’t even know how to correctly identify the gender of a cat no way I know I know you think that would our genitals that would be obvious

I mean it’s called genitals it’s called candy of all things so I mean it’s thinks it’s a boy scandal of the genitals I know I know stop talking about genitals in the background we’re talking about your palate goes well how do you hope going all I’m just jumping outside and I have

To kill myself because he’s literally not on the map anymore that is next level playing from that cry if you can’t see me its fastest possible Green Valley damnit Queen Valley wait isn’t as fast as possible Green Valley just a sonic speed run yes nice oh he’s going he’s

Rolling in his highest oh great yeah bring there he’s got rings gets is irrelevant to bug leather and mic crap hurt going quickly and if he doesn’t go fast and he’s gotta be slow oh my god he rolled into a ball and believe it Oh Sam I could tell because he’s a giant

Dinosaur he’s looking at me okay so I’m guessing he’s not where the loggia hers was oh he roared oh he’s coming for me oh I’m suddenly very nervous actually really scary oh Christ Christ on a two-wheeled vehicle okay okay okay he’s very doesn’t go on those often he’s very mad okay

Okay I’m just gonna I’m gonna try and I’m gonna try and no no don’t eat me don’t eat me buddy oh good oh he’s so much damage he just made the whole ground erupt into purple how are you doing I haven’t found one yet god I instantly died all right in order to

Slay the devil Joe I have now become a devil Joe yeah I saw that coming no you did not dude no no no one not even me no one literally no one not even a person who sees everything so that I see everything oh all right are you ready

For the world’s most emotional slow guaca death you have ever seen in your life well I’m not excited for it but I guess ready is is acceptable Oh God oh god I’ve got a double show oh there’s a guaca blocking the stairway oh my god she is [ __ ] massive

He’s a TEFL Joe alright I don’t like wonky deviljho come on double Joe come on devil Joe come on fight me fight me like a Dino man oh this is definitely not how the hammer is supposed to play but I’m living my best life yes I drank swearing double Joe

Arbor hitting a double Joe with the devil Joe hammer is this too much stuff right involved past the main series camping under a devil Joe repeatedly stabbing it in the chest that is most up to 101 well I’m just dying from being within a foot of him so I don’t know how

You’re doing that how many eighths does he need all of them he’s deviljho such a chunky boy he’s deviljho devil Joe no I’m not you are like a donkey but you are PR he looks like he’s eating my death beacon oh Jesus he jumped at me literally being

Within a foot of him just damages me even if he’s not doing anything damaging I have zero understanding of how you’re supposed to dodge there’s no dodge button there’s no touching Arizona thank you yeah but that you just eventually die and he’s significantly more help

Than I do you know I don’t know what part of experience had me expecting the possibility of balance but I think I’ve been let down I know Joe is having a yell my devil doesn’t want to kill me I’m glad you got my stuff I tried to get

Above the devil Joe I love Leon I literally just lost my last life to arrange deviljho leg stop that’s cool is it depending on who you ask if you ask the devil Joe oh yeah I’m sure he thought it was cool oh I’m home from a dinosaur

This is not how I saw my life all right this is a good guy for a copy and then it knocked me off or that I died with broken legs all right Karen I’m coming for ya yeah that sounds like it’s gonna go well oh here it is junkie

All right I owe ya Karen’s junkie I nice ladies he’s got it why does he have like invisible cans of silly string [ __ ] me oh look he looks hilarious look we’ve got the carrying materials from the hunt that’s really I’ve got a remoter skull yeah that’s

Really cool all right I guess we’ll have a go at the tigrex thing oh I found the tiger oh you know what I wish was not on this map what the quicksand oh hello tigrex oh good oh.just pain he does pain oh he does jump he’s tiny yes

Nobody what is hon what is life okay so he roared and I think it’s like just stopped me from moving oh god he just jumped so far back he damaged himself on the landing yeah mine is currently about five feet in the air okay he’s not anymore oh my god

Tigrex on tigrex action oh my god he’s just so much hi and then attacking me from the ice he feels much more fightable than deviljho was to me yeah he’s at least somewhat you can dodge his attacks which ya hated I don’t know I’m in [ __ ] quicksand Oh goodbye you I

Really kill some fish oh I’m about to die I probably will do the same very soon you just tried to gently Pat me I’m gonna run away sorry Rex get over here well sacking the Tai cracks it’s over tigrex I have the hologram all right Tiger X is eating

Sand I’m on my last life my tigrex has his face in a block of sand well maybe he wants to be a sand Greg so you ever thought about that I have mastered the art of out yep me too I have also mastered the out that’s it I’m meeting

The Karen gem by only sustenance you know what someone needs to [ __ ] take some help off these are the mobsters and give them to [ __ ] Karen die die die with the power of a thousand suns well that would be very fertile ever say wow that would be very funny tile again I

Don’t want to hear those watts leaving your [ __ ] me up dead dumb [ __ ] I love the beacons that just show me the a million times I’ve died right and it’s just every single line is a line of failure yeah there’s just an X at the

Bottom and then a light to this guy just like you failed here I’m gonna have a little butcher’s at raffle ops see how he does oh I think we’ve been having a little bushes at all of these he looks really good the fire balls and they explode that’s

Really cool I need flies me too you don’t fly and you don’t fire fireballs I didn’t say fire fireballs I just fire a little some do not fly a lit jump and flapping your arms about it’s not constitute flying a look at okay I glide you don’t glide either you get

No forward distance well I do if I lean forwards as I fall these monsters have so much health which remain critical in you yeah because you don’t have the dodging mechanics of Monster Hunter or the blocking or the any sort of movement at all I’m feeling like you’re not appreciating this minecraft based

Monster more series hacking look alright how does this compare to normal Monster Hunter is this better not well it’s like it’s like asking like you know back in the like early 2000s when fast-food companies were really into like making little video games to send with their

Meals because that was that was all the craze it’s like it’s like comparing that to like a full-on triple-a title okay so [ __ ] painful all right I’m gonna spawn an aggregate to fight the Rathalos I think they have a turf war I am hoping so alright there we go the knight

Cougars here they’re having a link as I’ve lost is just moving in a circle the that kid was not actually moving at all this doesn’t seem to be doing much for you I know it’s it’s just not really they’re not really they don’t really care about oh oh then I gigas moving now

That’s a good start alright well that was anticlimactic okay naga cougar you think you got an advantage because it’s the forest and nighttime well I’ll tell you if you probably do yes where are you little like it okay before I got to him it teleported

Me back and then it ended but uh [ __ ] you mr. quest give a man your quests are broken your monsters are broken and I hope you die and your life is broken goodbye well that’s your basic monster hunter minecraft experience is just the way it expected to be really just the

Way you’d expect it to be okay I just one shot anarchic you get what’s uh all right proud of you man thank you for sacrificing yourself so my young can be complete so easily as I walk by my many death beams we do not carry that everything else has more health they

Don’t understand they don’t either well by the power of the moon I dread this endeavor over like you’ve enjoyed this subscribe football we’ll see you soon um I’m Ty grace ah here are tigrex I’m gonna tell you grace a guard boy you