The ROCK is Invited to the Server (AI Parody) Minecraft Celebrities 2

Okay guys yesterday went kind of crazy everyone started fighting and getting on each other’s nerves I wonder whose fault that was whoever was to blame it shouldn’t matter now let’s just have a nice peaceful gaming session without everyone killing each other I agree yesterday was extremely uncivilized also

After our game my wife’s boyfriend wasn’t in a good mood so he kicked me out of the house and made me sleep on the porch guys it’s getting dark and I’m seeing green players with blue shirts they’re making groaning noises too how are they doing that those are zombies Joe take a

[ __ ] hint we’re in a privately hosted server how could there be multiple random players that suddenly appeared out of nowhere and started groaning calm down Jordan let’s not let Joe get in our heads again Joe those things you see are hostile mobs you should just run away

And find somewhere to hide until day our ancient ancestors suffered the same experiences exactly like this they too were faced with Hostile Mobs that they had to fend off oh my God I’m gonna kill myself they didn’t have the luxury of running away and hiding from the Beast

That wanted them dead our Primal ancestors fought bravely with all their strength just to survive another night I guess you don’t really know me Jimmy if you think I’m just gonna run and hide okay Joe you can fight them if you want [ __ ] I just died guys I went out

In a blaze of glory bury me on top of a mountain overlooking the plains of Mother Nature Ben you’re a lawyer right if I murdered Joe in real life will you represent me wait hold on I have a friend that wants to join our server hello there Dwayne I’m glad you could

Join us these are my friends Jordan Jimmy and Joe good day everyone my name is Dwayne Johnson and I am very happy to join and play on this Minecraft server hello there Dwayne Johnson you better already know how to play Minecraft because I dislike having noobs in This

Server they cause too much chaos and bring the entire societal structure to disorder well yes I am perfectly capable of playing this game my son taught me how to play Minecraft a few months ago your son you mean to tell me a child taught you how to play this game

And you think that a mere child is a sufficient enough mentor to teach you the vast complexities of Minecraft yes my son is quite well-versed in the world of Minecraft he taught me a generous amount of the game’s mechanics and gameplay stop doubting him Jordan I

Can vouch for him the rock is my best friend we have sleepovers during the weekends he even taught me how he can tickle my insides it was quite an experience okay Dwayne if you really know how to play this game who are the ones that wear blue shirts the one that

Wears a blue shirt is the default skin of Steve if I’m not mistaken that’s wrong you [ __ ] idiot zombies are the ones that wear blue shirts right Jordan Joe I swear to God I will shove my fists so far up your ass and break every bone

In your body if you don’t stop talking hey Dwayne did you know that you can unlock a secret achievement if you managed to find a way to sleep in the nether no no no no no no please don’t do it Dwayne it will be the biggest mistake

Of your entire life please bestie don’t do it I love you don’t worry about me Ben I can handle the nether I just want to unlock this secret achievement this is exactly why I don’t want noobs in the server they bring the entire dominance hierarchy to K

My son taught me how to play Minecraft my ass go and sleep in the nether Dwayne you deserve whatever happens to you what the dick I just exploded into a gajillion pieces no bestie no what have you done Jimmy the first one to steal all of Dwayne

Johnson’s items from the nether will win 5 000 diamonds guys hypothetically speaking if I were to be sexually attracted to these Brown characters in Minecraft how would I express my sexual desires upon them just hypothetically speaking though I believe those are called villagers Joe oh holy

Mother of Christ now he wants to [ __ ] villagers this particular Villager has visited my home and started sleeping on my bed on multiple occasions it also doesn’t help that it keeps erotically moaning into my ear every time I come close