The Scariest Minecraft Video Ever

Yo big stream today big stream we’re going back on the vtuber S P um all right this is the bounce SMP so I’ve done a little bit of grinding off camera you know we played day one I had a little pumpkin house I’m falling into the void but that’s fine I’ve done a

Little bit and it’s gone and and the game crashed yeah it’s gone the game literally from my live I fell on the go live button and here we are please okay so we did a little bit of grinding guys I did a little bit of grinding on stream if

You in case you couldn’t the base is just a little bit different off screen we did a little bit of grinding you know just just uh you know it just just a little bit of grinding Ultra is live Hassan’s life oh my gosh whoa Josh ah hello Captain

America yo check it out check it out a little bit of grinding off stream did a little bit of Street grinding Just a Touch just a little bit of grinding off stream yeah come in make yourself at home oh no get in dude what are you doing

There stop climbing on my house so this is the uh this is the foyer I just got we got rooms we got rooms and stuff they’re all empty rooms I used to have like guys walking around here but you know what happened like a couple hours ago what uh they they accidentally

Teleported every entity on the server to the same block and it crashed the server and so they had to kill them all so I had like I had like copper gums and stuff walking around the house and uh They’re All Dead all right continue to show me the empty

Houses I’m gonna put stuff in it I’m gonna put this so how long has This Server been online for like four days I haven’t had the time to put stuff in it you’re stupid but you’re stupid but the thing is you’re actually dumb and here’s why right here’s why check it out

Furnished check it out check it out check it out nice fun ction I’ll say check this out all right stop stop Josh I just steal something okay you want to see my you want to see you want to see my chest this is what I was

Talking about this this is what I was talking about before the stream when I said that I there’s a secret I wanted to show you okay look in the top uh left chest yeah so where did these come from so I found there’s a little secret there’s a little

There’s a little there’s a little little fun little thing I found and you can get it too uh I just gotta get a reply from Cyrus check this out okay actually don’t steal my stuff actually stop I’m not even kidding all right but uh okay I

Gotta I gotta see if virus replied to me give me a second okay this is important no he did not okay but there’s this stupid this one is there’s a mine shaft right with player specific loot so all the chests have loot for it like it it’s

It’s player side like the loot so and it’s all like diamonds and stuff and you just walk through and steal a bunch of stuff I’ve never got the mine ever I have not mined anything well then we have to find it yeah so so go to spawn

Is what you’re saying yeah we’re gonna have to go to spawn hello Francis what the f what the [ __ ] have you built what what a nice uh nice house man dude okay do you know where the place is like that that shaft with all the stuff I have a mine shaft I

Didn’t know is this so did you dig up all that diamond I didn’t uh my buddy Jordan did oh he okay so you did mine it okay that’s not helpful at all all right thank you yeah for your time you need to just rob somebody so you know bye wait can we

Steal your diamonds yeah I know you I’d rather you can make this a whole lot easier actually but rather listen I’m not asking about your private this isn’t about preferences this is just uh there you go yeah there you go oh all right good job all right on to

The next person to Rob thank you bye wow I don’t know why more people don’t just Rob people yeah I don’t know I I just just demand other people’s stuff and like it’s not easy really Huh What’s your problem he’s killing you what is wrong with you what is wrong with you man that’s dangerous dude I’m going to HOA dude this is not okay dude you can’t have a dog like that I’m calling it dude I’m calling I’m calling Animal Control dude

To tell me what kind of pets dude how do you know it’s not about me to tell you what kind of pets you had the law says guys they had all shots okay okay dude okay okay listen man see you in court see you in court they’re gonna euthanize your dog [Laughter]

That’s what you get when you let your pets out on leash all right we gotta find that mine shaft though hey dude hey Frost Walker yo uh there’s this uh there’s this you know uh so there’s all right well well here’s the question here’s the question do you know where the mindset there’s

Like this mine shaft with uh with some chess in it some very special chest in it I wanted to know if you uh might know where that is show I know Giga might okay that’s not that I don’t know where that is yeah like me are you talking about me

Over here you sillies Oh these guys oh oh we don’t have a very good reputation with these guys I’m gonna be real so Giga do you know where the Minecraft that you took me oh the the Cave of Wonders yeah I’m going to show you it’s actually not far from the the thingy oh my gosh

That’s a legacy something is I stole their stuff by the way that’s fine listen if they wanted to keep their stuff then like they wouldn’t have just left it out yeah for real that’s what I’ve been saying all the way down Josh does this look familiar dude I

Teleported to virus I I have no clue here you go okay yeah okay this is it yeah yeah so every chest here is player uh it’s it’s player side so they all have diamonds and stuff in them like nine plus ten I forgot how to turn I forgot I’ve got

To turn purple guy mode off I actually just completely forgot how to turn how to fix it she just turned it on is it not the same thing it is my like my brain shut down I don’t remember No it I have items in there that I like there’s stuff left over from when I I rated this place earlier today oh my God I think well it’s not fair but it’s a [ __ ] gold pickaxe oh okay never mind that’s enough you could give it to a librarian they

Could transfer the enchants to tools wait what the [ __ ] what wait I need to talk to a dork I didn’t leave this chest yet oh shoot okay cool I guess I got more stuff see this is this is what this is all about this is every chest here is like that by

The way I’m like there’s still chests I haven’t looted what is up with this Blaze dash dash that shows showed up in my inventory I don’t even know what this is that’s me that’s actually me that’s actually me every time I log onto the server whenever I walk into someone else’s base

Yo check out this pickaxe though what does it have on it that doesn’t matter anymore I like how you’re talking about stealing people’s stuff and then he just hands it to us like yeah it’s like yeah that’s like I don’t know what you want me to do

Is anyone else’s frame rate like two right now by the way press k oh whoa now everything looks so much worse yes yo Dash come here check us out what am I looking at check this out dude check this out okay look out here that’s crazy yes yes yes I want to miss

Oh who’s trying to teleport to me I don’t even know this guy hey what’s up man hey you wanna listen man you hunched over that ledge that was all you what what you’re all the way over I can’t hear you’re all the way over there scared me man

I want to see that I want to see that I want to go to the zoo I want to see I want to see what it’s all about I want to see all the hype hey come here though look there’s a there’s yes oh my gosh dude I I never

Got to go to dashcon but now now I and now we now yeah [Applause] I’m lost there’s a diaper what is going on oh We’ve Ended somewhere that we shouldn’t be oh no this is why this is why they didn’t do dashcon again wait wait Josh hang up real quick

Okay and then turn into purple guy I want a thumbnail too that’s not fair it’s not said it to you all right cool there you go he knows what he knows what’s up I’m leaving the ball pit this place smells like diapers it smells like someone just soiled their

Diaper and their name is me what the heck the wolf hole this is is there a litter box City here why is it [ __ ] barking like it’s a seal you’re stupid it’s oh barking like a dolphin dude you don’t even know your animals guys can we

Ah there’s like a picture of this wait but do we okay but do we want to play fortnite I love fortnite oh okay don’t worry Sonic’s there and I have to keep a PG thank you again we’re good wait wait hey I would I’m doing that like finger

Thing where I make a heart with my fingers by the way just just so you know okay you know K-pop you’re okay but you know BTS yeah yeah have you seen that picture of Joe Biden doing like that thing with the with BTS and he’s like uh he’s doing

Like a finger thing where he makes like a heart with his fingers you know about that right oh yo I know what you I really like it honestly that was like a big moment for America where are the YouTubers uh at the end of the island and they’re a librarian okay but where’s

The V tubers they are this way you I thought you said it was a librarian did I know vtuber would be a nerd I don’t know you can’t miss it it’s the big tree I love trampling crops did they were the leads yo but where are the leaves where are the leaves it’s not even close not even a very good tree personally personally personally I would live in a live tree

If I were in your situation [ __ ] so is this supposed to be your own idra cell or like what’s going on here yes they are speaking a whole another language I have no clue what determines an ID yourself I don’t you are speaking you’re you’re I have no clue what you

People are talking about these are still the world tree no I I I live on planet Earth still I don’t think Idris still is from anime it’s it’s Indo-European religion I I okay that’s a that that’s a wide net you just cast there he distills an immense ash tree that

Essential to Cosmos oh like like that big tree and that uh that game that killed our channels what was it uh valheim valheim that was it exactly okay that makes so much sense yeah yeah yeah yeah you know what you know who doesn’t like valheim the rest of the world apparently

Yeah yeah well the court of public opinion says otherwise who needed who needs books books and enchants and [ __ ] oh yeah I want to check out uh do you have Dyer of a Wimpy Kid Rodrick Rules uh I got Lusty aragonian made do you got

Uh do you got Big Nate do you have do you have big kid five the Long Haul do you have do you at least have Diary of a Wimpy Kid Four Dog Days do you have Captain under the talking toilets yes I have that one

Oh wait hold on can I check that one out do you have Captain Underpants and the Preposterous plight of pippy P poopy pants yeah yeah maybe that’s really my favorite book this is my favorite book uh surprise me full [ __ ] of Tippy tinkle towels I was

Just gonna ask I was just gonna you can’t have the the first one without the second one you were just about some astral nuggets let’s be real part two is the better in the in the Saga I’m very impressed by your knowledge what I’m sorry I read books okay you

Want to be reading books become weird you’re the librarian you’re the librarian like quality of ideas yes I mean dude listen it is one of the best selling it is a New York Times New York certified New York Times best-selling book series Pilkey it’s Pilkey you’re stupid you’re

Stupid you’re stupid oh my God Josh for one moment of your life I’d like you to never talk again for one moment of my life I would like you to say names right dude you actually dude just took the look oh okay okay anyways do you have like a

DVD copy of the Captain Underpants movies yeah I was actually gonna ask that so easy I don’t know I go to the library they have DVDs do you have it on tell me at least have it on tape give it a Blu-ray what does this take me

To talk about you got on you got on LaserDisc right now my nuts [Laughter] well you’re probably here for a reason I actually have thought about it oh yeah hardened I don’t even know what it works I don’t even know how to use it by myself

I just want to move an enchantment from one baguettes to another give me the pickaxe please thank you okay sir that’s kind stranger if that’s what you would say if you if you if you you know we’re polite if you got Reddit Gold yeah thanks for the pickaxe oh my gosh

Oh yeah this isn’t this isn’t it this is a rabbit yeah that’s not that’s not what we’re looking for yeah we’re doing a bingo card right now by the way the YouTubers you weren’t on there are you not a rabbit no I’m not a rabbit what is that what’s with the ears are

You a bunny a hair that’s not a wolf that’s not wolf ears that’s a rabbit ears I’m a wolf I’ll be honest I thought it was yeah you better [ __ ] run she’s a fox stop that’s gross what do you get all what are you doing your ears aren’t even on your head anymore that’s so weird you’re weird you’re weird what’s your least favorite what’s my least favorite book series yeah the encyclopedia

Okay it’s crazy no no no no there’s encyclopedia is a series are you kidding me there’s entire volumes of the of the encyclopedia what are you on about encyclopedia gets made by volume 26 doesn’t mean you can sit there and just bash listen man it doesn’t pick

Back up later I I invested so much time I literally have spent hours reading it and it gets so mid by the middle dude what were they thinking what were they thinking listen here’s the thing the W section’s actually an l what’s up she doesn’t wait you never answered your

Favorite book she doesn’t want she does she hates us all right well we gotta go find a cat V tuber anyway she she hates us I guess we’ll just go this way and find a difference yeah we’ll find a different one chat wait what [ __ ] whose chat is this whose chat is this

Chat that’s true [Laughter] wait someone just said hi I’ll try what the hell wait what okay why really someone just said hi wait okay chat yes free promo chat chat chat say hi I’m gonna kill them dude we’re gonna get banned from his stream permanently it’s gonna suck so hard let’s even streaming yo chat can you tell us chat chat in German chat tell us what German streaming eyes be our eyes okay yeah we’re saving his stream right now

Yo what’s up yo yo where are you going yo check it out German’s chat check it out German Chad more Morty was what was the peak of diver Wimpy Kid what were the what books did it be get yeah where did it Peak and where did it fall off

Only literally really really really well where do they peek in the movies there were there was a few of those are you a movie Birthday Josh that was the first one I’m saying that you’re saying that Diary of a Wimpy Kid peaked at the first movie are you joking

I’m sorry are you pulling a practical joke on me gosh I think it’s Roderick and that’s yeah but that’s that was the fourth movie are you kidding that was a fourth [Laughter] are you kidding This Server shutdown is it over is that the Stream