The Technoblade Minecraft Charity Event

Huh hello is anyone there oh Jesus [ __ ] Christ are you all right did I just did I hear that the slimy the slimy tongue my my signature cry like a Pokemon when I reach an encounter yeah that’s me that’s me that’s me Charlie let’s not talk about

Pokemon today all right thank you so much thank you you sabotaged your own video and that that meant that meant that was the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done when I watched it back and I was like he’s making no money like this yeah he’s like no this is fully devolved from the

Concept of the actual video there’s this there was ants on screen video it was it was absolutely necessary I was so happy you kept it oh Jesus how are you guys I’m good this is the bit where I pretend we haven’t been in a cold for

30 minutes oh my it’s just it’s so good to talk to you it’s so good to finally social parents version we’re all we’re all Best Friends when the camera’s turn on yeah yeah we’re the exact same with the attack we don’t just talk about money and how we you know use

We’re the exact same hey okay we’re just like you look through a little either how are you sure drunk and that’s that’s handing down with Charity isn’t it that’s what we need yes Hey listen um we’re gonna donate a bunch of money today well no not me yeah we’re gonna race

Well no I feel like I’ve done enough in my you know I feel like last year was my year of Charity I feel like I’ve raised enough money I’ve done enough I’m content with the amount I’ve I’ve done yeah but YouTube can you two can you know oh my

God oh my God yeah schlot hang on to a little money man for that for that spare liver you’re gonna need I just uh oh I’ve got plenty plenty of livers just a bridge fall you do keep them next to the ipas just yeah I keep them in Cold Storage like my Bitcoin

That’s an IPA manifold oh my gosh I found a red velt who have I found and admin just said aimsy you’re my second favorite lesbian well welcome everyone to the uh should we so turbo message me should I hello oh hello you think you’d be late to the charity

Event really turbo in the name of Charity really man in fact I was so parallel thing right oh [ __ ] wait wait hello dad oh wait why is everyone on why is everyone on deafen it’s a secret new videos why is everyone on deaf and the main call because uh they said they

Were gonna ping us when taking their dad’s doing big friends man they don’t care about talking to anybody they just care about themselves it’s not like a selfish streamer moment when when the cameras are off we’re even better friends I’d say exactly I’d say that yeah no no completely completely foreign

You kicked me out of your house today Yeah well yeah yeah you’d been around for too long well I mean I mean it was kind of rude I was just sat there watching you play Zelda as you request and you went can you leave and I was

Like okay and I left okay yeah okay what is that is there any nice way to ask someone to leave no no but you but you look me down at the eyes when Toby okay let’s explain the full situation everyone I’m in I’m in my house with Molly and the night

Before turbo says Tom you have to wake me up or else I’m never gonna get up anymore when I live in Brighton you have to wake me up can you stop [ __ ] walking around me when you’re trying to tell me a story okay so I have to like

Thank you and I go to a boat you can come round but I’m Gonna See Molly later my girlfriend who haven’t seen for like a week because I’ve been rehearsing and turbo comes around and out of the the kindness of my heart I invite turbo in

And we sit and we play Zelda and we play [ __ ] and we play uh and Turbo’s just sat there and it’s me and Molly and then Dupo just like and I’m like turbo in no no no no sleep okay do you really think now and he goes okay

Let’s not forget you’ve got both me and Molly to watch you build Lego for 40 minutes and then you’re like oh it started doing together in fact for another hour I’m gonna make you watch me play Tears of the king no but Molly enjoys that you complain and then I go

Toby do you want to even complain once I didn’t even complain you’re being defensive and you’re being manipulative I said I said I said do you want to leave to a boat and he goes nah I’m just enjoying the vibe then I have to go no demo I want you to leave

Yeah do you want to leave oh no the vibe’s really good man that dude that did happening listening to me I bet YouTube never have this problem we never have this problem no no you want someone to leave your property situations it’s very easy to convince them when you uh

What about what about seven weeks we keep little doodads around yeah yeah I named yeah I named mine southern hospitality I’m actually drinking Southern Comfort right now it’s crazy I haven’t I haven’t stopped you yet to about oh my God average UK conversation it’s a bit different over there

I could have just stabbed you today okay don’t bring Stratford into this you’re [ __ ] Tori God damn you spread your beats with that knife elbow does sound like a Tory sometimes I see Tori Tori compilations of YouTube yep you know the show Victorious she Tori was the worst character and that’s how I

Know I don’t like tories ha and that’s how they came up with the Am I Ever Gonna escape this Am I Ever Gonna Escape them just have to be a liberal and stop being the UK Republican you have to be a Trina what what or maybe a Robbie what are you saying some

Of the Victorious characters or Rex you gotta be a Rex I was more of a wizard of Waverly Place guy I’m not gonna lie to you about this so sure if I was in America would I be a liberal like I don’t like that man would that be my ah

My clan or not I don’t know well what do you think about things [Laughter] I reckon hey I’ll just do what I usually fans what would you like me to be liberal or Republican feel like this isn’t the good bit for the charity event stream yeah

Does that mean charity is the main bit because was Ariana Grande in Victoria yes yeah she was cat the airhead what’s an ahead what isn’t it um it’s a it’s a stupid person she played a really dumb yeah they’re usually like in the Trope in media is

Like they’re very positive but like they don’t really know what’s going on you know like the head of bogna yeah well um thanks man you’re ahead of bug nor Regis hey man hey no I love Pocono Regis everyone’s spamming Anarchy guys it’s where Turbo is from and it is a

[ __ ] that just has old people and stabbings yeah big boggy Town yeah is that like a system is it like a star system bognore Regis yeah bognor Regis yeah yeah it’s a starfish that’s a silly name I’m glad you moved man that’s I need to get a lot of heavy duty velcro

As soon as possible why E3 just stood together like without me yeah it was running around getting this all right I really feel like you don’t need to try and let me know sorry my proxy shut down Why did everyone just die except for me and [ __ ] dream what happened went down I’m back I’m back well it died are they doxing us from bognore is this one of their famous Bob nor doctors yeah it’s like yeah are you are you actually from a place called bognor yes

Big Boogie town like so so happy you finally managed to make it out of the Swamp man no one ever does wonderful It’s a Wonderful scene it’s a wonderful swamp Town run by others do you know how long any of the British people in the chat and Toby do you know

How long it took me to explain the premise of secondary school houses to Charlie every time you were elected you get a a bin a bit a pin Badge of one of four colors I was blue right it was blue too okay so like we had Grove hollinsclough

Carnarvon and Cavendish and I was a member of growth [ __ ] Bro oh my God yeah it’s actually a [ __ ] it’s actually yeah obviously bro I hate to say it this [ __ ] is poppy [ __ ] it is Utterback it is it’s absolutely bad news match no no no I was in Pegasus

Pegasus was an elite tear house especially in the house of Pegasus I was in the house yeah my proxy kicked the bucket yeah oh my God did you like show up to like team games and say [ __ ] like bognore represents okay so let me let me explain I went to

School in Chichester so what are you even saying it sounds like you aren’t finishing the word what is that no no no I went to school in chai at mine you just said two different things you said so many different things we would have a sports day and all of the houses

Would have to compete and then if you won you get given a medal you mean a game sports day that’s a different game we celebrate All Things They got in a circle and sung little ditties and stabbed each other oh I think we I think we have to get we

Have to get in the general chat box okay okay see even more people are joining now hey guys hello hi hello bognore represents you all been saying this who wants to come to the Box everyone needs to come to the Bogner Festival After this guys I’ll be I’ll be at the the pair that fell into the ocean bogn appear I’ll be there um for the start of the book the festival and we’ll do you know the ceremonial like knife passing and then we can meet up afterwards ceremonial knife standing yeah we can actually

It’s on a Sailing Club and we can go to pagam Lagoon yeah yeah it’s very hard to sail because the water is so thickness in fact in Packham Lagoon there’s a there’s a type of algae that grows that is poisonous to ingest there’s this type of what all right

Your skin can you swim in it oh no you can’t you have to shout really quick it gives you big rashes I think goo is better actually I think you should rename it right Parker Lagoon oh my God what’s our favorite thing about bulkinger and we can celebrate it in the

Bogler festival mine is the stoppage I’m a huge fan of the goo I think that’s pretty cool or are you team stab oh God the choices yeah yeah it’s like my favorites I’m team needles in the streets .com [Laughter] how about we gotta kick you out man no

Okay right you’re a brand situation I’ll remove myself it’s not even human anymore so tell us more about this Festival I’m sorry the bug the festival so like they closed down the seafront a bunch of like carnival rides are there they close down the sea that one remotely yes he is yeah yeah

Um So we all have something to do because the staff are just like fixing stuff for a minute do you guys want to go on Hypixel and just like play SkyWars until they want us oh yes yeah Mommy I’ve been trying to friend you on Hypixel I’ve been typing it in it says

I’m already your friend oh my God is there like a boss I mean if you like it like really any any server with you know sword PVP is very very resemblance someone broke into my school once and launched fireworks out I wouldn’t be there for that on Xbox

Live made fun of them yeah oh my God that’s that’s the fog nor festival for you yeah okay if everyone in this call like turns on their party invites on Hypixel I’ll I’ll just get it I’ve got my party what’s the idea I don’t even know information I’m not your front or high pixel I’m so sad yeah I’m sorry I purged my friends every six months um so I’ll friend you but if you stop talking to me I’ll Purge you yeah that’s the book The Harriet Spirit how do I make it okay everyone enables

Now if you would just enable your parties slash privacy obviously invite more people into them it’s just okay it went against Phoenix house now how do we how do we add friends how do you make friends because those are two very different things but well okay I meant on Hypixel but

We’ll talk about the other one later all right I’ve invited man I’ve invited MVP Plus Firebase a kill you’re not YouTube rank I won’t be friends so on my plank it looks better what yeah dude Let me in so I’m raising my hand s dot dot dot sniffers how many how many people is just glitching sniffer fish don’t say that okay so Charlie what’s your name I hate to be mean Charlie but you’re the only like non in the party online [ __ ] why are there so many promise

Wait I just opened the general thing and it’s just all Tommy’s how do I be I’m just great I opened the like I guess the voice chat thing on here and it’s just all it’s a Discord boxes hello everyone it is US Tommy hey Tommy how are you we are Tommy hey Tommy

What am I thinking about today so many things does anyone else want to join or should I join a game tell me join the game I need to get ranked I need to get ranked yeah you have to pay in the rights let me just hmm how do I make how do I

Make a party game private again oh [ __ ] party privates yeah okay oh my God are you gonna play party games Thing like candy lands like mousetrap what kind of game Alliance we’re going to play solo SkyWars so I can see how we’re too big for that we’re gonna play double SkyWars oh who’s who wants any Pokemon I don’t want a team I’m in a team no I invited oh sorry you

Don’t have the YouTube rank sorry man I’m not um Yeah so it’s okay I’ve sent you a team if you want Charlie we can be on a team together I’m also not YouTubers in my entire life so this is going to go really well okay I’ll look after you man hello hello hello what is this Nikki we’re gonna kill this yeah

We gotta throw them in the gutter Halls let’s be in the same server right now and just guys don’t tell him I’m going mad Nikki I think I can make it I think I can maybe you play this yeah you didn’t do it of course okay let’s hold the pre-made okay

I’ve lost my teammate dream did you did you nickname Go Team One Go Team One okay yo hey man yeah we can’t lose this I’m on a win streak okay if we lose this I don’t know how to play this man stick with me okay well let’s let’s what we’ll do

We’ll loot around the islands hey team one boys turbo so if you you can join our team if you want please can we cross team can we cross that is a bannable offense and I’m up for the 15 mil rank so I’m not sure so are you guys like are you guys

YouTubers or is that like why do you have me because I just noticed you have the rank Hyatt so I’m really sorry I like don’t friend like fans but thank you so like okay thank you so much for the support thank you thank you I love

Your stuff I was just hoping maybe we could team up I’m making a video for probably probably it’s actually for a school and I’m doing a school project yeah um probably not but dude I dropped out of that because I was rich so I saw your

Business email do you want to get like a photo or like a screening or something if you meet me in lobby one after we could get like a screen if you want but I’d really rather you that would that would be pretty cool just because as

Well I just see there’s a lot I don’t know I don’t speak on behalf I don’t take pictures I don’t do pictures I’m trying to start like a channel I haven’t like started yet but do you have any like suggestions for like equipment and stuff no YouTube that must have been really wasted

That was some of the least motivational uh oh no I was just being realistic like you probably shouldn’t try and be a YouTuber you should you should follow your dreams oh I really I really look up to you guys and I have a uh I just wanted to know

What kind of setup I should have what sort of editing software I use someone’s throwing [ __ ] eggs at me it’s fire breath man where are you okay we’re getting egged wait it’s a 2V1 we can win this I have a knockback rod do you think you could ask fire breath man if we

Could get a screeny by the way no he doesn’t take screenies he told me slack watch out watch out it’s like a cameo yes yes oh my God do you guys win a team for like a little video I don’t want a team I hate you

Okay let’s go back into the into the main chord or the other yts just we can get everyone else in the party so how far back is this girl oh that’s cool hey hey everyone hey hey fellow yts everyone’s sort of a YT here the server that’s a different yeah

It’s just weird when you say it yeah that is that was weird I’m so sorry you can’t say you’re just a YouTuber not white it’s because I say this stuff no it’s okay say all the syllables okay next time just figure that out well syllables are hard you know they

Don’t teach you that in school would anyone else like to join my party now I’ve never just like they’re just probably so confused they don’t know what’s happening I don’t really want satnap in my in my team that’s right you can dream but I don’t really want

Something Tommy that is not nice I’m sorry I just don’t I don’t want it and then maybe we can get a screening yeah no no no I don’t should we do another game can we do zombies no that game’s not fun I know what to do [Applause] here we go Okay here we go it’s because I’m really bad at it and especially trying to build a brand if anyone wants to get a screen I’m sorry I’m just trying to get YouTube right now oh we’re gonna win yeah wait oh Phil’s on death who are you with yeah Castle [Laughter]

Let’s see how fast I can build myself since my teammate isn’t helping me hey what you want him to do I can do anything literally literally build these walls okay you want me to put wall I’m a team player do wall yeah yeah there you go

There you go Hannah can you build faster please oh okay yeah um this is disappointing oh wait is the server up wait let me check announcements okay we’re in the middle of something we’re doing a build battle we’re gonna play Zombies you don’t understand how important this is to me right now

Sir is he gonna write this cess pit I don’t like what you’ve done make it better oh God I am not pleased you are failing me you’re experienced you don’t deserve your Fame tag I’m with Hannah Payton and that I don’t know you are so Tommy you apologize right now

Please I wanna please there we go go hi Hannah this is great we’re doing so amazing actually guys I think we’re winning this no you know who is winning charity yeah don’t idiot have you guys done it yet no yeah that’s really that’s really cringy sorry I was never given a money match

It’s been awesome uh Sophie just keep working on the outside walls okay here it is should we build like a little peasant as well or something a castle what is wrong today I’m a feudal tuber what can I say Charlie Charlie speech time it’s immensely more important everyone do slash L and join

The other server okay where do I actually wait I can just walk you all out where do I go are you working us are we going Time Warp are we doing the time so good that’s one of my favorite least problematic movies for sure me too is it a movie

Turbo I thought it was a song Oh this is something literally my heart just broke I felt it break I thought it was a song it’s okay yeah they don’t they don’t know culture silent surrealist films and the village Choir Oh no no choir yeah you have the bug in the choir

Give it up for the Wagner choir I think I think I like the balkner boys or something like that I don’t know that’s amazing like the Beach Boys but no one likes them please guys that’s like one of those ruthless bognor gangs roadmen we’re not talking about we have

A roadmen I’ve heard yeah they live on the road That used to be gravel roads but we have concrete roads now thank you guys oh that’s good you want to do a speech should we all mute I don’t know is anybody listening yeah all right okay are you ready I’m I’m the I’m the Grandpa Simpson of this event I wander

Into a room and I don’t know where I am and like that so when somebody tells me to start making a speech I’ll I’ll speechify or something yeah and velvet yeah just stepping Elvis they mean nothing to you All right everyone let’s listen up this is going to be wholesome I’m in a really big room all by myself rejoin the game is the direction I’ve been given where are my friends I feel you’re not my friend you’re my colleague you’re my friend hello friend okay there’s nothing going on behind

Those eyes the back room boys Sophie Texas okay who don’t [ __ ] that people are starting people have just discovered the sound boards this is bad this is [ __ ] bad hello dream hello Nikki American Nikki moved to America can you book can you believe okay guys we just have to

Get as far as we can before the streamers realize discord’s out of the sound aboard future and then they’re all good oh [ __ ] what did I just say Oh hello if anyone does a journey that speech I’m gonna work out who it is and send you all to shame them feeling particularly ruthless today is to say hi hi hello I am having the greatest time uh yes yes oh his face George he’s literally George

Don’t do that it’s annoying that’s not me George I want your name we can see you do it look at me you have an issue with your computer George wasn’t me I saw that it was you George in the charity event more than just me it was other people too I can’t blame

Them who was it wait that’s crazy I don’t know I didn’t see Dream Team roll up in here ruin charity Jesus Christ do they have no respect if you could all just go and cancel him for me [Applause] appreciate that George this is for charity George Georgia so how much have you donated

Yep giving you like a you know multi-millionaire [ __ ] [ __ ] oh Jesus John really I [ __ ] him there oh I actually feel kind of bad um before the event that he didn’t plan on donating anything I’m incredibly disappeared yeah George is the energy The Vibes we are giving off today

I can’t believe it honestly I feel like we were all fine until George joined the call and said he hates charity like that’s when that was a weird moment of the call that that was in it yeah you just tell us when you want us all to

Like mute we’re ready we’re all ready okay everybody so it’s time it’s time for the speech I’m doing no soundboards way too high okay um how’s my how’s my volume level can everybody hear me it’s great pretty good you’re great great yeah all right hey everybody Mr technodad here and if

There’s one thing I know about young people it’s that when there’s a big collection of them all together like this the one thing that they really look for is some Boomer to stand in front of them and talk for a long time before things can start so I’ve prepared a 15-page speech

Um but I think you know since we’re starting a little late I’m going to just pass on that um I will say uh just here’s a story that I haven’t anonymized so I’m going to anonymize it on the fly in my head but one time I was

Working for a very very big company and I was in charge of a server migration that was like on the order of a 400 million dollar operation and we had one specific weekend to do it in and we had to have everything completed uh by the time the Tokyo office came online

And I had a team and I had my team whipped into shape and we practiced you know dry runs of the migration uh twice a week for months ahead of the actual date and when everything was going absolutely smoothly I gave the order for us to do the migration it was a 48-hour

Operation to do and I put my best person in charge of the most important key piece so she started that going like around 6 p.m on a Friday night and she called me in the middle of the night in the early hours of Saturday and said it failed speaking specifically of a piece

That had worked every single time during our dry run when we did it for real it choked so yeah nobody on my team should feel bad about the technology anyway um thank you everyone for coming especially thank you to all of our creators I love you guys you’re awesome

And everyone who’s watching I love you guys too today is a big day for a charity I am following in my son’s Footsteps in terms of Minecraft charity events I taught him so much and he taught me so much so I’m excited me too um I plan to continue my whole thing

About not knowing what’s going on uh because I don’t actually hardly know what’s going on but I got some enthusiasm so that’ll have to make up for it yay presumably the other creators here do actually know what’s going on so I’ll wander around asking them annoying questions or whatever I don’t know

So charity charity event fun times Minecraft keyword let’s go yes do it boys so everyone for the opening head to the tilify It was pretty bad wasn’t it thank you guys you’re all right thank you thank you so much that couldn’t have been me he’s pretty good timing I’ll say that all right now what happens I don’t know who knows what are we doing and we do the things wait we’re doing something today we’re

Farming spuds I thought this was I was going back to bed oh this is just like Wagner Harvest where are the team portals the spawn bet where you spawn down here next to them do I go in the Box can we be called yay Wait wait oh oh we just go hit oh do we need to join in chaps oh I think so I’m gonna go in okay you could just treat us a little silly Manor who’s this bogey boys [ __ ] in our world whoa whoa hey man you can’t say I don’t know

You know once upon a time I was a great ways guys help diamonds screw you okay wait I have a good idea here guys I’m gonna I’m gonna interact these people okay as many potatoes how do you get a potato in Minecraft you have to grow it

Charlie think of the great Bountiful Bob the Harvest oh okay that’s all you say no more say no more yes you’re my first prisoner klizzo welcome to the Tommy unit dungeon get out oh oh I got I got a potato I got a potato you gotta Farm potato or you die trying understood

You bring potato to midnight guys I am in Creative by the way is that yeah I’ve been creative too yeah I’m just spawning in them potatoes I’m on the run right now you drop potatoes into here into this really let’s maybe not cheated though turbo because I’ll have to reset

It and what I just like that hold on I’ve got a billion I’m gonna spawn in a billion potatoes okay okay so what is the what is it what is this guys and you know me I I know I liked okay here’s what we’re gonna do come come

With me boys fly up to the street now we’ve just [ __ ] the I can’t okay Charlie Charlie Charlie what Charlie I need you to press against this guy press against him he’ll give you fly come up here okay okay pressing against him all right

So guys down here what you see we have a we have a group of workers I think we should okay we should lead them we should lead them because we could just spawn in potatoes but what’s the fun in that no no no no no there’s no fun in that and then

Should I also I actually I actually would consider you as like down there with with like with like more of an on foot kind of oh no like you’re like you know uh the form of the operation yeah just kind of DM boots on the ground and guess who just unlocked YouTubers

No no please leave Bogner out of this is there any reason for us not to just like spam these in here yeah you’re gonna start an arms race do not do that you’re going to start an arms race stop stop now you’ve already seen that it is now

Started it has now started and yep and there it goes and Team Four is the first and there will just be more to follow I feel like my mouse died guys and we just have to do this for an hour and a half guys because we’ve broken the game congratulations everyone and it’s

Like guys we’re beating people it’s all downhill from here it’s all absolutely downhill from here great no no no you just have to have faith uh oh wait pixie joined Tom Tom yes pixie there’s something wrong and I spawned that that was a mistake YouTube Charlie my

Hero he told me to do this no no you said these nuns but us Creator we are good YouTube Red you threatened me like he said all they do is ask for selfies and be poor YouTube Charlie said this he said he hates him his poor fans I’m just like you is fine

Uh no no purchase five wait I don’t have life they might just be messing with you okay so why is everyone spamming lag there they go there they go I’m fine all right I’m gonna go to the house so pixie I think uh but all the other teams are getting ahead

I feel like I and I totally get that we’re meant to be doing that but all the other teams are gonna win but we’re losing so we have to cheat oh okay look if this is how the Olympics works this is how this might goes by the

Way if you go to the food if you hold Ctrl and Q you could spew thousands out of stuff I’m saying is there is a strategy for this wait how do you do this if you press if you press the foods and drink space at a whole control and queue

While hovering over the potato you can just spew them just spew them out Lads Jesus Christ just absolutely spew them out yeah donate to charity great guys guys every potato that goes up you need to buy a merch you need to donate a donate.com can you can you guys help me

Out can you the kingdoms go to technoblade.com and buy my shirt because if the Mr Beast gaming technoblade collab shirt sells better than the Tommy in it one that I’m quitting forever we’re catching up to team four guys keep spewing keep spewing come on stop don’t stop

Don’t stop who’s view there it is there it is word first yes Charlie um I am yeah there ain’t nothing wrong with us natural feature from Bogner a Snapchat boy must become a man by [ __ ] a potato it’s good it’s good the Festival of uh yeah we are we’re violently winning

Though we’re at 34 000. this feels good guys this feels right guys this is for charity this feels right this is what charity was this is what they want this is what they want people have already started this is an interesting though right yeah but Rusty cat we are winning though and

What’s more intro is is losing interesting or is jerking out my potatoes no no all right guys there’s only there’s only an hour and 23 minutes left we’ve got a really really yeah we have to leave going guys it’s pretty good what we’ve got going my defense

This is what techno would do somebody said that in chat sorry I don’t feel an answer an ounce of regret that’s true anything for the dub 4K guys I’m going off the rail so I’m gonna start putting in baked potatoes do they count no I disputed they don’t count they

Don’t count I’m gonna drop some apples in well I just want to Feed My People everyone we spew you I’m in survival what no no no no no no no oh my God oh God no no no how fast can you spew guys our potato number and stop going up

What’s going oh okay okay oh my God I’m still spewing I’m still spewing as fast as you can as fast as you can I’m back like base around the spew hole we need poles we need torches shrine to bognore spew yeah now no no no no

There’s a statue in Bogner I’ve only had a statue of the god Wagner Regis Phil glitched him great bognore yeah you need to fish the potatoes and they double honestly I’m prettier heck no dad just throwing techno that just join The game everyone spew casually just say say we’re glitch say we’re glitch

We’re stuck like this there’s no death I can’t I can’t stop spewing you get that spewing for charity these potatoes my hands are literally off the keyboard is it the black concrete that you can spew onto or is it just that down there I I I I’m really not going

For accuracy I’m more going for spread so is that okay I’m not really sure I’m just aiming for the pit okay guys make make us a ritual I can see all of you slow spewers behind that what is Team three doing hey what why are they beating us

Wait how oh my God whoa wait what are they doing wait what do you like that before whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa we we can’t even compete holy [ __ ] they’ve gone super spewer wait they’ve got super speed how are they doing it how are they doing it [Applause] oh my God wait

Until tomorrow what what I’ve got it fellas with me with me with me what are you doing what are you doing I’m MBT tagging grabbing a chest wait what does that mean what does MBT tagging mean chest of MBT wait stop just saying what what NF nfts what are you doing

Oh hi techno Dad hello hey we jack into cyberspace here yeah yeah it seems like I’m sort of spew locked I just can’t yeah whether you think an auto click no um hey how are you man I don’t I don’t you I don’t use an auto clicker and I have proof of that

Okay I got the reference I think it was just a bold claim all right which of you guys has taken the red pill and which of you guys has taken the blue pearl um yeah yeah I thought I thought the bognor thing was more like Kool-Aid though they’re

Filling chest with okay I’m just gonna pull up that stream yeah no reason for dignity here are we uh are we are we doing okay are you just checking in did we do anything wrong not that we would um I feel like you know my brand is all about telling people that they’re

Terrible so I just came by to say uh no no I love you guys especially Tommy right he’s he’s yeah I’m a good guy he’s annoying at first he is annoying at first he is annoying oh well no I’m a no no people think that I’m spewing

Yeah when I when I first met you Tom I thought you were annoying oh no but um yeah yeah I’m not sure enough people spewing Charlie you’ve offended me and I need you to spill it double the right I’m spewing team three is spewing at an astronomical page

You know how team three is spewing that fast genuine question I really barely understand where I am you need a control pick block a chest of potatoes turbo does that mean anything to you yeah no I did that it didn’t work I just I I don’t know if I can really

Accept that we’re second-rate spewers who’s on team three I’m gonna TP over again yeah wait can we do slash Hub wait we just go to the hub but look at Team three’s world and then come back wait I mean I’m doing that right now oh wait

Wait wait can we can we grief them what is that a metaphor for something a euphemism I really hope not cue one potatoes and okay so there they’ve they’ve like glitched out the chat hang on hang on big brain with sheets hold q1 potatoes in inventory I’m trying to figure out

Thank God if you was doing it okay wait command block but they have command block potatoes techno dad can you run slash off turbo underscore I’m good please don’t think I’m griefing I’m griefing please please techno dad I can um great thing I’m not typing anything

Until pixie tells me okay all right I’ve destroyed this yes yo sure yes yeah yeah well then you could just get her to do it I think I’m stealing the potatoes from their server to bring to ours that seems like a good strategy okay I feel like my people a town meeting

Come to me on the chosen tree can I read my messages or not how are we gonna okay guys someone um techno Chad can you can you give me uh never mind I don’t know why I would ask I was gonna ask you to to put me in

Team two so I could pretend to have joined their team and infiltrate them from the inside wait my mom grab a mouse oh wait oh my God trees I need the batteries you drilled a hole in it remember oh God I did drill a hole in that [ __ ]

Wait wait wait oh no oh no somebody gave me some potatoes right they’re just they’re beating the [ __ ] out of me on server too guys I have no idea oh my God okay guys I want to play a different game what if we say what okay we need to

Manipulate people to slow down their spewing one of us going to team three voice channel one of those going to team two and have okay no no no we got all of our viewers to go into everyone else’s chats and say their stream has crashed and then wow they’re all freaking out Where’s the sportsmanship you’re right you’re right you’re right see there’s like say there’s a lag say there’s a lag twitch is down twitch is down guys tell them their face cams are on What would I hate the most um tell them they look tired you’ve fallen off violence I’m so sorry techno dad control middle click a chest full of potatoes it’s broken oh man I’m gonna try it I’m gonna try it just in case wait and then what do you do I am I mean

How do I where are you I’m just spewing man oh no I’m not I’m not off I’m just creative I’m just creative does that work oh so we have a lot of people that are like they’re workers but they’re bad can’t you get them yeah rally the troops

Yeah they’re more of our like little ants than troops so I like went in the chest like move these guys that look get rid of this rapid ticket so I like cycling the chest did this went like this and then broke it at once okay

Tell me if it goes no faster wait you okay you guys got spam harming Parts into here please Harmony Parts is that going faster than the other method yeah just Spam harming Parts in here cheers if I do this now look to my look yeah

They have to die they have to be dead though wait I dude I don’t know if we’re gaining fast enough what if we have someone’s viewings one on harming and then okay so who wants to speak I will harm all right so what do we what do we need people

Doing we should oh my God you see the holy [ __ ] did you hear that oh that’s the sound okay here’s what I’m gonna do you guys do that I’m gonna make a [ __ ] Bedrock barrier around here so no one else can get in and then all of us can screw from the inside

Right team working against us ravager is coming from I thought I’d spawned the wrong thing I can’t spawn the wrong thing [ __ ] off okay we need everyone else okay let’s fortify the roof by the roof I’m trying to fortify us a lock Us in I’m trying okay okay I

Think I think I’ve nearly done it okay we need to we need it okay no no we can’t have any any openings well how are we gonna these games the people no Charlie [ __ ] the people [ __ ] the people no no no they have to they have to they have to how would they

How would they possibly be on that Godlike wavelength Charlie everyone stack up a chest and then destroy it all no Tom you’re picking them up they’re not going in yeah yeah you can’t stand that yeah I can’t put my potatoes in anymore I’m not even in there

Oh my God all the dream viewers are here [ __ ] off run you make the wrong decision oh my god oh okay gosh I need help with this I need I like that sound all right all of you do the chess method I don’t know how to do it you just okay guys do

You get a second potatoes then then you do place a double chest then you right click the chest then you hold down your middle you hold down your middle Mouse button and you can place them all at the same time look look you see hold down your middle

Mouse button okay so place a chest above mine okay now place a double now hold down your now get a stack of potatoes hold it over like you’re gonna place it and instead of left clicking press the middle Mouse button oh [ __ ] and it places them all at the same time but if

We do it on double chests okay you see do you see and then you destroy the double check I’m actually so far no no they’re not there [ __ ] off no oh [ __ ] [ __ ] way more potatoes we need more potatoes no no we have to block this off we have to block this off

Guys I’m taking this so seriously we can [ __ ] win why is no one else I don’t understand we need to kill me I just don’t know if we can keep it up for an hour and uh eight more minutes we need to find a way to automate this

We don’t ask me to automate this faster That we had okay let them do it then let them do it I don’t even get it I don’t understand how this works this doesn’t make sense then how do I get the stalker box to both but full of things middle middle Mouse it’ll break it try

My best Charlie I don’t I just don’t think we’re cut out for this I don’t think this is far this is not for us man we should join team five dude you wanna see what they’re up to I I don’t know slash hub throw them in faster to a boat

Let’s go to Team five they’ve done nothing but let me down they seem like they have a nice lifestyle kind of going oh this is sweet hello I’ve had an idea what happened faster look at this baby I’ve had an idea oh look they’re actually doing it I’m

Not doing it oh I’m not permitted to enter the Spud area why are they beating me when they’re just beating me to death my children God they’ll hate me they hate me for a while I’m making a statue of myself they hate me because when I pass spews

Charlie it’s not who you used to spew it’s how you spew now I just I used to spill I used to spew a lot of problematic things no no no no no no Charlie Charlie you’re not you’re not that sphere anymore to our area I’m making myself a space I

Don’t know how to go anywhere anymore come back to us boys I’m making I’m making a motivational statue of myself for everyone okay I don’t feel very motivated by this what is this why does it look like that why do you look like a rocket ship well the eyes

That’s not what are you talking about I accidentally made my Minecraft very small show you look this is me this is me it’s not you that’s not you this is me this is who I’ve been all this time all right I’m gonna I’m gonna make I’m gonna make something motivational look I

Just figured out today I’m over it Tomo it’s over man it’s over oh it wasn’t it tell me tell me you’re never gonna let us back in bognore’s Never Gonna Let us back it’s not worth it okay guys oh we have bad news fellas what I know

Man what I know man I I made a command block that is supposed to give everyone on the server a thousand potatoes 20 times a second that’s great it didn’t work but there was nothing you could say that could please me now you’ve been nothing but a disappointment s

You are hereby exiled from bognore you ought to leave forever no I can’t live you have failed the clan failed bog North we are revoking we’re revoking your your bognore permit what do I look like okay that no no not my boggling apartment you don’t deserve anything what does the

Bundle do it’s just look Charlie I’m literally making myself what is the ultra efficient hoe do man why are you not helping me make myself Charlie you’ve done nothing but but for me stop man I just want to put my potatoes in this bundle and I don’t know this is

How I motivate myself look at me and I remember that I’m I need so many people [ __ ] and it’s so you’re [ __ ] you’re [ __ ] right now this is my time this is actually no this isn’t my time this is my this is my shaft of a name

This is my it’s my iconic arms of myself I think you’ve gone crazy Tommy yeah can we get some buggers ah yeah you away and this this is my other iconic arm I bought it all the children all around the world children all around the world my iconic incredibly iconic arms and

This this is my head bionic arm how do I take a beta chat please stop spamming boggers in the chat my iconic blue eyes iconic buggers I don’t don’t you dare say that about my eyes you have the eyes of a blogger you’ve bothered all right holy [ __ ] what’s

Happening vulgar what is that wait how is that potato going up that way what the [ __ ] tobo yeah it’s [ __ ] buggers kill everyone get them out the hole okay okay but I also need to protect the statue of me get them out the [ __ ] hole all right

All right all right my little buckworts it’s time to go time to go my little ponghorns get all these bug warts out of here what is this is this gonna work is it gonna work double oh is this legal the server’s not even working anymore

Have you seen the statue of me it’s to motivate everyone there’s a statue of you yeah no in the game in the game we have to keep killing that’s a lot Lamer than I thought I’d tell you the statue I need your help YouTubers drop me one comfortable [ __ ] nor will survive

Oh my God oh [ __ ] I’m going to forgive me hey okay is this the plot of Oppenheimer [Laughter] what do I do with the chest again oh I think my games we can figure this out dog with me Place chess menu sounds Charlie Charlie I’m only cheers I don’t know

It’s Feud I make the other spew now I do not spew anymore oh my microphone’s gonna crash I can feel it is oh who are you who are you where am I am I finally I’m gonna die and it’s gonna be the gates what do we need to do to make this work

We need to remove all the excess entities so we have a hundred percentage Charlie Charlie [Applause] We need to increase the potatoes Please please please guys please I don’t remember anything before this Charlie Charlie we must slow down wait wait what just happened for the last 10 minutes wait where am I wait I need to go fill up my wall oh this definitely needed to be here wait what right right guys we’ve stopped the

Climb okay we’ve stopped the climb we’re gonna we’re gonna Bend all these potatoes we need to okay we know where the hole is we need to do a controller we need to do a controlled control a controlled amount of potato dropping to optimize the server so then we can get

The maximum amount all right I couldn’t have said it any better way of myself something which was a mistake is we can’t all do it because the server can’t keep up with the entity my question is my question is there some way that everyone else can help in this um

We have glitched out potatoes so if we even get everyone they need to bother those potatoes I’m just I’m just thinking if we have Auto runs at the same time um um so we have not gonna lie to you Charlie I’m I’m struggling to comprehend I go to someone’s chat no listen listen

One word no no no no no no no no no he has a face now I’m like a sleeper agent I’m looking for Easter I go I spam bognore bognore Wagner [Applause] please listen please listen we have three of us don’t say it don’t say it oh no what’s wrong you need

You knew me guys we have three of us doing chests and breaking the chest and then one of us is placing the glitches no no no no no no no no no who Am I who wait who am I wait wait who am I wait I’m going to talk Tom Simons wait I’m

Back wait I’m going back now I’m in hell what’s the opposite of Wagner heaven I’m in heaven you gotta not break so hard okay we need everyone grabbing sponge from the chests and throwing them in let me go back to Georgia I’m just going into every streamer’s

Chat and spamming bognore I know you better remember the radius I want to be banned George ban me ban me for bognore I want to be banned I want to be banned I crave it yes yes I’m banned yes 14 minutes [Laughter] thousand dollars Tour tickets ten thousand dollars last year was my year of Charity I gave all the book money to charity I gave all my videos I’m done now seriously though everyone else got about how much have you donated oh I always go down there at the end of

The stream how much have you donated none yeah exactly [ __ ] hole I’ve donated loads like I plan to donate I’ve already donated so much I’m literally I’m at the top of the leaderboard right now I raised a quarter of a million in two hours I did a book laughs

Guys I’m I’m like I’m losing a I’m losing a grasp on what we’re even here yeah wait for about 14 minutes left Kings but it’s been at 14 minutes 19 seconds for the longest time it’s I don’t think I don’t think time works the same anymore yeah the seconds are minutes long

Charlie why did you put and Wilbur in your in your title of your Tweet because I I thought it was gonna be here he’s in our team man as well sorry you got me instead yeah why don’t you sing foreign guys I’m seeing no donations from Tommy in it

How much have you donated I need you to donate ten thousand dollars to the tiltify right now if you do this I’m gonna have a straw come on man just do it not right now everyone’s waiting Oh no you’re being weird bro bro stop being weird you’re being weird can you just

Grow up and do it man I just come on it’s important you know it’s important no no the potatoes aren’t fun anymore I’m gonna go make another statue of myself my son’s just been destroyed oh cause I don’t even know like like what’s your what’s like what’s oh my Minecraft’s fully crashed

Potatoes are supposed to go anymore man I don’t know where the I’ve not I’ve never very responsible for teaching everyone how to do this trick yeah check my attribute to dream SMP videos you go and [ __ ] donate I just want to I feel like I’ve been here for a [ __ ]

Decade I got heated earlier guys I just wanted to apologize that’s not who I am as a person yeah no it’s okay to vote no I’m sorry I I got bognored I it took me and now and now I’m back now I’ve donated so much [ __ ] off magazines

I love women’s week every week every week is women’s work for me you’re more you’re more you’re more of a Disney Adventures kind of guy women’s week please all he’s all turned around don’t even listen to him he seems really confusing I had to revive him I had to give him

Mouth to mouth oh that’s what that was yep oh oh guys you can’t do that it’s women’s week it is a problem how’s everyone doing bad bad it’s very bad are you winning and then everyone snitched and then the circle no I didn’t I just I I used my bestest

Abilities to do the best I can what’s up Wilbur I’m I’m in Philadelphia I’m in I’m in um yeah I’m backstage right now in Philadelphia oh my god well I love the I love the the Lovejoy music video that just came out man thank you yeah John I actually made

It all on my own so I I shot it I know and I was really impressed with the way you filled all of those roles and thank you man I’m a bit I’m a bit of an author uh I did I you know all the dolly shots that was actually me

You did so good man actually was you’re a little dollar you really impressed me I was holding the camera just really steady and like long arms and fingers you just had it right you sort of yeah I’m kind of like an SCP in a lot of ways

Has anyone else just kicked off the server now yeah yeah I can’t get back I just can’t get back yeah if you type slash server Hub Hub dash one you should be able to get back to feel like hi Charlie I could have directed it hey man

Hey man I would have done it for free so and it would have been one long shot of a rock that would have been cool yeah so in America you guys just kind of sell things and I’ve just found a packet uh labeled wooden discs and they’ve translated it into French as um

Discs and boys hold on let me send it I want you I want an American to help me here guys can you bring me home some discs and boys potato count has reset they’re all gone no all of our favorite potatoes oh god well can you bring me home a disc please

I know there’s only 60. awesome Can’t you bring me home a boy that’s great boy I’ll I’ll bring you home a singular boy thank you thank you for the boy how’s Philly treating you man it’s good I haven’t had any cheese steak I have to have a cheese steak I heard that before

Actually really cloudy it’s always cloudy weather right no it’s really sunny in England I was just chatting with someone in Brighton and it’s like really warm I’m banding I’m kicked again we’ve gone insane tell me about it we need you Wilbur we do well I’m I’m here

Baby we need your ground we need you we need you we need your comforting voice is on more more pictures so I just take a turn there’s a bunch of discs Wilbur singer can you sing for us concert concerts I I think I get the I think I get the rage now I think I get it another Disney I don’t really like that last one it’s very emo I don’t really like the laying on that yeah the way it hits you and um and then they were like we’re gonna take

Pictures of you for our social media and I was just in like I just come out the shower and was in a towel and was like I probably will leave now hey Will can I take some pictures of you for my social media also my Internet is

Just gone my stream just stopped it my bitrate can I get a screening I’m trying to get YouTuber rank I think you’re right now wait how was my internet died can I show your camera well or no yeah of course you can okay of course you can wait here tell us the venue

Yeah this is oh let me show you all my guitars oh we got the disc cam one second one’s my favorite one I like this one the most guys I don’t know what that was just [ __ ] twitch stopped on me mine oh he’s just he’s just staring at

Me uh this is so this one I like this one because it’s golden but it’s not as good oh this looks good there’s the is the golden one that’s cool but it’s cool look at that it’s not as good oh boy but it’s all right

It’s not as good as the other one can I rub them against each other or how does it work you know what can I want them together can you just can you just like what sound do they make if you just rub them together can you fuse them can you use them a

Sort of vinyl sound yeah what sound does the guitar make when you grab it by the stem and smash it onto the floor uh it would make a crashing sound so here’s the this is the local Philadelphia dog up there that would keep me engaged yeah I’d be

Staring at that I’d get I get bored without Subway Surfers what else is in the rooms it takes Temple Run for me it has to be Temple Run oh that’s a big that’s a very big room oh you just keep hitting it then oh yes yes

So this is the intro of my Lovejoy music video oh wow that’s a big deal around this is where I stand this is where I do my machine was that a smoke machine yeah there’s a little one why do you need smoke I can get you smoke if you need it

I’ve got a good smoke yeah this is what it looks like laughs is that really what it looks like from your point of view sometimes if I’m really making out with the mic I’m real I’m getting in there you know what I mean I think you should and I think you

Should I think you should today yeah today’s the day I mean where else but Philadelphia yeah anyway I’ll stop and about me tell me about tell me about you guys oh well we’re all from bugner now it’s just been a lot up yeah this is like twitch rival seven

That’s the only way I can describe more lately hello guys sorry my Discord crashed I’m back sorry I’ll do my I’ll do much better next time and give it my own okay what’s happening what’d you do with Tello any tips hey man this is good he goes down to change the person

Any any tips will for going on tour any tips any tips any tips for going on tour I don’t know man I don’t have them I’ll leave tomorrow I don’t know I have some pretty unorthodox methods what what does that mean I got I can’t even breathe into this what’s that mean

I do some I do some pretty wild activities like what like what I don’t know man I don’t know if you’re ready for this I’m ready I’m 18. I’m ready are they fun yeah a young dog all right a small dog okay right wait why does my breath keep going before

Every gig you must you must ingest a vial of its blood oh no that’s not too different from what billionaires do wait oh I heard about that guy oh that’s so cool oh I’m 19. I’m 19. and then make sure you find a heavy brick and and and and pick one audience

Member in the crowd and just and just Dash it at them okay okay I’ll do that to the front row yeah oh no the front rows are fine you’ve got to go for like third back oh do you do are the tickets more expensive for brickzone or is it because I’m

Looking no so well so to get in the brick Zone you kind of have to sign a waiver that says that you’re okay to die and then it’s like 300 more that’s all good it’s kind of like it’s kind of like signing up for like veterans discount

After I brick you in the face again you haven’t actually done that have you yeah he has yes yes do you not see on Lovejoy updates when someone tweets I got bricked every time you’ve seen all those those pictures of Wilbur circulating around where he’s got

The mic in one hand and the brick and the cinder block and the other getting ready to throw it in there yeah there’s like edits of that have you not seen the edits it’s like my whole for you page The Wilbur brick edits it’s like it’s a

Whole thing wait that sounds so good yeah you haven’t you haven’t heard brick me what you like as long as you break me so what is that song about um have you heard the phrase bricked up before yeah oh it’s it’s a little bit like that

Didn’t they come up with that because of you because you kept bricking people up in like yeah well funny enough actually I I was the inspiration for the word bricked up yeah and they went to a show and and people were just people just I don’t know they

Really enjoyed my bricks and uh did you do a multiple Brick Show at one point yeah we did a couple bricks once a couple bricks it’s a bit of a it’s a bit of an overhead for us so we don’t like to we don’t like to put too much into

Yeah well usually it’s only over a couple heads and then it hits the last one straight on guys why is everyone spamming Bono what the [ __ ] are you talking about you’ve got a boner no wait wait wait wait wait wait wait you guys wait you guys are hard

No anyway and anyway fellas I’ve got I’ve got to go do sound check but yeah for okay okay I’m Gonna Be At This one okay I’m in the brick all right so if you see all right I’ll toss please oh look out for you Charlie I’ll look out for you

Man thank you man if you’re watching the stream go donate I’m gonna be donating now off uh I’ll throw in the cool go give your money and and and you know what and you know what guys keep on keep on trucking you know because it’s a it’s

A long road and at the end we all we can all get our truck stop at the end all right all right peace out peace peace out boys keep those mud flaps clean okay guys we’re gonna go to General that was a lovely okay let’s I’ll meet you

There I’m losing my mind let’s go to General do a little bit go on there hey guys wonderful hey everyone hello hello to the wonderful fellas thank you how are you doing Tabo up it’s because of all the hose that were just on the server

As in like you know because when you go to Lovejoy gigs and they throw them and they throw the bricks at you like Turbo’s bricked up yeah go everybody’s grounded contain him when he’s breaked up like that you’re grounded this is a real thing I actually remember that I was there for

When it happened all for doubles you were there I was there when someone got breaked up hell yeah I was what actually what is this yeah donate more money dream will donate one million dollars right now he has an announcement to make but he wants me to make it for him dream is

Donating a million dollars George said he’s donating one dollar per potato farm in that last game [Laughter] that was a good original joke he did say it before the game so I don’t know if we should hold him to it but I think we should to be fair I mean attracts

News just said George also fails for bankruptcy um no one else could join the server right balance I’ve just been informed that bricked up has something to do with penis stop was that oh your penises that’s not what pride month it’s about but I’ll take it are you trying to tell

A gay man what pregnant is there wasn’t enough Guys we’ve just got the message in chat saying it’s like an ending in a second so boys I am gonna hop off did you enjoy did you enjoy this [ __ ] scuff mental oh God I need to be really careful now of like my [ __ ] voice is going did you enjoy it yeah Yeah guys thank you so much for watching Twitch has been so glitchy today so I’m assuming they’re gonna do like a post about it