The Ultimate Farm Adventure

Isn’t resurrected in time they’ll be out of the series forever so let’s get back into the action with episode 2 Fresh Off episode 1 we built this amazing starter house right here yes starter house and I love it so much but we did get rid of

All of the crops and animal pens we had here in this area I’m going to be building something else in this spot later on but I’m thinking we go right back here and clear all of these trees flatten out some land and see how much space we have to work with because back

Here hello what’s wrong with that guy because back here we have so much space to work with and I think we could make an awesome farming area here in this spot but we have a visitor here hello what did you bring me m oh you like like

My house oh yeah I like it too oh why you Shifty eyeing me you Shifty eyeing me I could potentially grab a couple of these fun blocks here you have give me a second oh yeah check this out I’ve been organizing I told you I would would you

Like a cup of tea no okay give me a second I’ll get you the stuff you need all right I got some stuff I got some stuff here you go I will take a furnace some cut copper and a lovely diorite right there and I think that’s uh I

Think we’re good I think yeah I think we’re good thank you so much and I’ll take the leads you left outside for me thank you all right you can hang out in here I got some tree clearing to do don’t rob me my mini head blocks is

Growing look at that and of course the best one don’t you agree don’t look at me like that oh you you nodded no you’re like oh I can’t believe he just did he just nodded no sorry about that your uh your owner will be out in a second time to do some Clearing this right here took me ages and it just looks really cool right look at all that op face we can build so many farms here now and I don’t think I’m ever going to need any more Birch than this ever in my whole entire life also

Got a good amount of Oak too now I’m thinking we use up this shovel until it’s almost dead and create some nice paths to go all the way around here and make some nice roads and Designs so we can then put the crops within those areas let me show you what I mean

And just a little bit more path block and I think we have ourselves a nice bit of pathwork all the way around this area yeah that looks pretty cool look at that top Town view all the spots in between here I’m thinking about putting some wheat some carrots some potatoes maybe

Some sugar cane beetroot everything that I can find really pumpkins and melons but also right here I saved this little spot to put a cool little well then I think the next thing we need to set up is some irrigation so I’m going to grab my second bucket let’s also grab a bunch

Of bush I’m going to use that to water log it so you don’t really see it from the outside perfect this is going to take a while okay this is looking promising everything is filling out lovely all of the water is placed strategically around this area and my Ho’s almost dead um

Just on this patch with no Unbreaking okay so you guys get an idea this is exactly how much of an area you can hoe without Unbreaking and without this exploding I don’t believe I have enough seeds to cover all this but while we’re working on the rest of the area let’s

Start growing stuff and right here in this chest I should have a bunch of seeds okay you know what this might be enough okay that’s almost half we just have to wait for this side to grow and then we can populate the other side and

We still have all of this left okay this is going to be a big project oh hi editor sausage here coming in to let you know that when I said this was a big project yeah this was a big project this took about 3 days IRL days not Minecraft

Days by the way and during that time I had so many visitors that came over here to hang out and completely distract me derail me from what I was doing which is uh which was fine because I planted a lot of crops I’ll show you stats later

And there’s a little preview of the field huh there’s a lot more where that came from so enjoy uh the chaos that will uh come right after this okay uh take take it away uh regular sausage from the past hello you didn’t hear me no well I heard

A whisper but I didn’t know where it was coming from and I was I thought it was the forest talking to me it’s just the fairies again yeah not again please there’s no lore here I heard there’s absolutely zero lore no zero it’s just we’re just people playing Minecraft just

Saage yeah this mythical J sausage the J silent with no lore playing uh Minecraft wearing normal outfits a normal outfit normal this is every my normal outfit yeah you’re also wearing a crown wearing a crown too oh I always wear that that’s normal oh that’s true that is true that

Is actually true and you have the Bandaids yep yep cuz I’m hurting myself aen died yet though no I’m in pain did you did you come close did you get close to death or no o I did today actually I was strip mining and a creeper blew up

Where the hole was and then there was a sheer drop out of the mine oh my oh God I was okay oh that’s good yeah I had a couple Runnings with baby zombies uh I got down to three hearts but I’m I’m fine I’m fine we’re fine so far yeah we other

People have died oh you keep it on you oh that’s very brave of you yeah is that dumb that’s dumb of me the thing is early game I think it’s probably better if we put it somewhere uh in the open I think later on we might get robbed for

It but look this is where I keep mine I keep mine right here just in case because if if if somebody needs a fake coin and they don’t have one to revive me they can come right in here and they can use mine that’s right here on the

Top of the door oh that’s nice just in case you know and it’s the first coin so it’s on display yeah it’s very special somebody came in here and put it upside down I don’t know if that’s a bad own or something but I’m going to put it the

Other I think that’s a bad sign that’s not the forest Spirits right no I hope not well there’s no lore here there’s no Forest Spirits no no lore no Spirits no there’s nothing just chickens and and creepers okay yeah yeah and normal monsters yeah this zero zero lore okay

Don’t tell flip you just said that no tell flip oh my God I’m so sorry yeah because if he hears us we’re banned we’re banned we’re gone coins no I don’t even have a house yet oh no don’t get banned yet okay yeah I can get banned

Now you know I’ll leave this you know what if I die I’ll leave this to you in my will sweet yeah you can have you can have it this is the beginning one of many builds that’s going to be surrounding this whole area is almost going to be like an

Empire you didn’t just say that I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m no it’s not an Empire some might call it that some might call it me I I wouldn’t call it that yeah and you are a queen you’re wearing a no it’s fine listen I am not a

Ruler or an emperor this is not an Empire this is just it’s the base this is a Minecraft base never never will be never not maybe maybe I think we can break the fourth wall we can acknowledge Empire S&P you know we can break forth the wall I’m

Afraid of lightning hold on hold on I was told I was told we get smitten I don’t know if I wait smitten you mean wait smed yeah yeah because I was about to say yeah smitten is you know yeah it’s a little different it’s a little different you

Know that’s you know if we get smitten you know I was like oh my God okay that’s fine no you know what though I’ll be smitten over some Moss though guess what I got no way guess what I got I got one or two right there woo I’m building my whole roof out

Of warped wood so temporarily I have to fill it all in with moss until we get in the nether oh yeah that yeah yeah that yeah I might like it actually I have been building recently out of moss roof and it’s one of the coolest things once

You bone meal it oh my God the overgrown look is so nice oh my God yeah you can put any flowers on it you put bushes on it it’s really nice it’s very up keeping it you’re probably going to doing like a red and copper theme ooh you need copper

As well I have tons of copper if you’re not if you don’t want it I’ve been mining hours and hours yeah not right now I’m not going to need it in my current pellets but I have a bunch somewhere I’m currently in the middle of labeling things I’m very organized this

Because you know there’s no you know there’s no currencies yet uh yeah yeah we’re all on the same playing level yeah there’s only one thing you need to do for me whenever you do any kind of trade this is the thing okay this is my thing right okay you have to smack the

Salmon oh okay this is a weird tradition but yeah this is it that’s just the pure original sausage wanting me to do that yeah just smack the salmon uh real hard keep going keep going more repeatedly maybe at least 20 times 20 times minimum he’s enough almost done I’ll let you know

When it’s finished okay just a few more wet it is it is it’s a very moist sound to be honest it sounds like dying fish yeah that’s some might call it that yeah look I’m working on a big old field yeah I’ve been seeing your house

For my base do you see see can you see my base over there oh I see I see a little little Tower there with the di sticking out yeah yeah that’s looking cool that’s only the start it’s only the start oo I can’t wait to see how how

Tall you going you going all the way to build height no it’s not going to get much taller than that I don’t think keep going that’s just the first that’s just the first building you know oh yeah yeah who’s who’s to say maybe I’ll be doing skyscrapers in a couple episodes oh man

I can’t wait yeah we need to cover this whole area you know we are right next to the Obelisk everyone’s going to go to spawn so they’re going to see our places first before there anything else yeah I’m thinking we should link up I I want

To make this path go all the way over to my base too oh yeah yeah you know what come over here come over here take we we can grab this path right here this is actually is so weird did you mention it this path right here was going towards

You oh perfect yeah the I wasn’t even planning on stopping by to be honest I was here come here yeah I was literally caving under my base I was down there for a while and I just popped out right here oh oh oh yeah it’s a big boy that

Is a big boy I haven’t even gone this dire yeah I didn’t even know there was a big hole right here that’s scary I was down there for a while so maybe we could do some sort of like uh path going around this little hole there oh that’ll

Be kind of cool yeah yeah we could definitely link it up because I am literally pathing right there right there we could just grab one of these and just curve it down you know as long as the paths are curve I like a good curve okay noted no straight paths no

There’s no straightness anywhere around this base I love it yeah you just doing crop Fields now or what yeah yeah I’m I’m well right now I don’t have many crops actually I just have that’s the only cage I have right there that wheat growing um but eventually want some

Potatoes carrots beetroot you have those I have everything but the beetroot I don’t know why I offered you that but I got the potatoes and carrots you just broke my heart I thought you had beet that’s my favorite crop I know I have potatoes I do I have carrots I

Thought I did do you have any of the things you just mentioned got red-handed dude I’m I’m selling you things I don’t even have got it thank you so much there’s the potatoes I think I might have lied about the carrot yeah you to you know what I

Could take though oh I I I need uh I need a melon I need a melon I’m going to pop and grab a melon oh baby this is going to go great with the crop field there you go just a little bit off the top okay yeah I checked the stores

There’s no carrots I made it up that’s fine it was a fabrication you know what you can make it up to me by doing one thing every time I do any kind of trade right now you know I don’t I don’t expect any money or anything on return

You just need to slap my salmon oh do I have to just a little bit just 10 times all right 10 times minimum you you promise be car as I didn’t get them all right one no you got to do a faster you got to do faster they repeat it

Like all right here we go thank you oh yeah all right thank you so much that made my day oh well it ruined my F thank you sir oh you’re welcome anytime you let me know if you want to smack the salmon later on I’ll be ready now the

Crop fields are coming along nicely and with these potatoes I’m going to plant them right here hopefully these nine will turn into whatever this amounts To that sounds like sish middle bit going to be going to be a fountain a little well a little well Infinite Source it should be a fountain it should be a beautiful Fountain but the thing is in a in in a farming District you need a well it’s a very important thing how

Many wait how many districts are you doing I haven’t thought that far ahead what’s this oh that’s that’s potatoes I need carrot I found your hole you have powdered snow hole how do you get out do have powder snow hole four carrots beud if you have be I’ll take be too yeah

Yeah yeah yeah did have be oh baby beat me with your root please I’d love to if I if I could bu it two carrots oh that’s perfect and I’ll steal the rest you out it oh yes that’s all I need you know you all you need is one

And then you can grow on an Army Why no please what an absolute mess oh please I’ve been working so hard on this Farm I’ve been three days straight now three whole days straight now I have chickens everywhere please don’t do it please don’t do it don’t please oh hi buddy how you doing hi hi oh my God no

Please I’ve been working so H hole sorry thank you for the chickens I don’t really need them right now I’m going vegan there’s so many then you can just have them they’ll be friends they’ll keep rid of the the insects they don’t do anything they have no purpose out

Here look at look at the cute little guy look at him walking along they bring the Ambiance to your base they do bring Ambiance it is it is a farm okay I guess whatever I’m running around range chickens I do have more chicken did you get those from my spot

No we brought what are you saying there’s more eggs on the no no there’s no more that’s that was it that was no no oh great no okay no it’s fine I can’t walk wow this Farmland is so nice I’d love a tour this is so cool oh thank you

I’ve been doing this for three days now it’s almost done it’s actually pretty much done I’m just doing little little light touches with coar dirt and Moss and stuff yeah I I have I have broken so many uh iron hes it hurts my feelings I couldn’t even check how many that’s a

Lot in there yep oh wow yeah you’ve been busy bu you’ve been busy yeah I got a lot of stuff done I haven’t slept no no you know it’s fine you don’t need to it’s it’s there’s a few more oh wow there are a l phant really hasn’t been um are they coming

For me they’re not coming for me are they coming they’re not coming from me it’s m is not swe oh no oh try to get a head I need a head I want a head ah get ahead I want to see what they sound like oh God I don’t have a boat H

Somebody IM killed me with that I have a fake coin close by so you’ll be fine I got a fake coin for you it’s actually has your name on it already o sniped that one chcken no heads wow saage oh thank you thank you I never

Want to farm ever again you’ve done so much you’ve cleared away so much yeah I have uh let me check my stats real fast uh how much wood is this 2,139 Oak 2,67 uh Birch Jesus you got any uh extras line around you yeah please take it I don’t

Even need this Birch right now come here oh if you’re couldn’t come in you have to smack my salmon thank you so much thank you enjoy not in the house not in the house yeah take take Birch please take him oh my God that one’s horrible

Oh my God my ear lobe yeah take some take some please all of you so I’m yeah thank you oh I love you guys can have fun there’s always I love it that I love it that what we’ve done so far is come over to sausages terrorize them spawn

More chickens when he asked you not to and then J Stu and he and he still just like help yourself guys help yourself yeah I give you a golden apple oh thank you so much the thing is that yeah I this just remind me remind me of this

This is like a hard like server right we could die and then completely obliterate ourselves and never come back here ever again right yeah yeah exactly yeah yeah good good good so remember me if I die okay save those fake coins for me I’ll save the one well experienced sa sa

Resurrector sa user oh perfect oh thank you yeah and I have mine here in case you need to revive me here it is okay don’t steal it okay oh my God that was so ugly one oh that oh that’s squeaky that’s so squeaky this is a cool view of

All the farm Fields oh yes I love a good balcon you have all the chickens the render distance doesn’t show the chickens right no you can’t see the oh very good very good I don’t want to see that I really like surprised the beetroot with the watermelon that’s nice

Papa red oh yeah yeah yeah I didn’t want to beetroot field so I just said you it goes good with the green yeah it does yeah who needs a beatroot feeli that wasn’t going to go all out you know I got enough ready with the rest of this be

Careful did you pun be careful I got feather falling no no no wait wait wait wait no no listen sh sh no I’ve been very good right there please no I don’t want to test the system the coin that he asked us to use

On no no no no no it’s fine yeah we knew where yeah you asked us to use the coin no if if necessary if necessary I feel like gangsters going up to someone own like you Mr B lot of money sa no please I’ll pay up I’ll pay up I promise give

Me to the end of the week yeah bust caps Hey Hey listen here see so yes I just finished the whole area over here I got all the crops in place we got two wheat Fields over here we got some carrots right here A whole bunch of potatoes on

This side the melons with a little bit of beetroot right there and our little pumpkin patch is looking lovely look at this I was just adding a little bit of coar dirt I was bone mealing some Moss just to add a little bit more detail to this area and it’s looking very very

Detail and I love it I think the only other thing we might add down the line is maybe some trees a little bit of bush just to add even more but for right now this is looking nice but I think the next thing we should tackle would be our

Well right here in the center now I think with the stuff we have right here this should be enough to make a nice well let’s start building It and there you have it a nice little well it is looking awesome I didn’t go that deep with it I could go a little deeper we might do a little secret stuff down below l but I think this is a pretty cool well a nice little

Centerpiece Yep this is cool wait is it a pig that all he lives there it’s better not to ask any Questions oh we both singing I love sausage oh you do oh oh baby best friend sing it sing it oh I’m at the door oh no you’re not I’m at the door oh oh I loveage yes you do sing it to me he is my best is me I

Love and he’s in full diamond armor and I don’t know how and all full diamond tools as well every single tool has diamond in it oh look at this so that means he might have some spare diamonds for little old soul like me oh yes I do

Come on in in my house right now let me show you the place let me see it can’t do this whole you can’t do this whole bit singing I can do it I can do it literally we can do it okay that’s fine yes welcome to my

Home welcome look at this dude I’ve popped along uh once or twice cuz I was uh shearing your sheep uh you said I could you did um and it’s beautiful dude beautiful oh I bless your this is give me one second I know what you’re looking for

And I I have it right here for you oh Jimmy I love it when you slap my salmon like this stop stop stop go need to go don’t steal my salmon no there you go there you go yeah thank um I love the silence on that right um I

Need I need three diamonds that’s it three Diamond that’s all you need come on man I did give you I did give you three flowers oh thank you so uh That Could That Could equal up you know and fair trade no that’s a fair trade are

You sure yeah Fair Trade Fair Trade you know what before back in the days the poppy was the popular flower you know I heard M mhm yeah but now now it’s the the Lilac the Lilac yeah we’re lilac Bros now mhm we’re lilac Bros yeah please

Three diamondo okay the thing is now for each Diamond I know you gave me three lilacs I want three kisses all right one one thank you two two a AEK oh thank you perfect oh I picked it up again sorry another kiss I didn’t count three oh no wait oh yeah

Sorry on the other cheek yeah and then one more 360 no scope it all right ready you got me oh thank 3 3 thank you thank you there we go right I’m going to go home I’m going to try find some obsidian um and then I’m going

To get myself my enchantment table oh good luck with that you know what if you need any help if you die or anything this fcoin right above the door is here to help you okay hey look look same with you buddy oh yes oh thank you so much

You know that Canary curse was lifted a long time ago you haven’t died first good luck I haven’t I haven’t right I see you in a bit there’s no lore here no lore nothing nope thank you Jimmy smack my salmon real good look at that let’s

Put it back I’ll smack it again yes he would now the farm it is looking awesome and we’ve been at it for a very long time over 3 days now but I just can’t stop I think we need to do one more build in this area that’ll really sell

The farm idea and the look of this area because I think a windmill will really bring this Farm together and I think I’m going to build it right here in the spot now for this build we’re going to need a good amount of spruce the strip kind the

Regular logs we’re going to need planks slabs stairs trap doors as far as the Stony blocks we’re going to need a little bit of Cobble we’re going to need tough block over here some Stone little bit of andesite and now my inventory is full into the pile you go I’m also going

To be needing some Oak some trapo a little bit of jungle with some planks a bunch of bamboo blocks and also some planks even some of the Mosaic ones cabs too some Moss got to make some Mossy Cobble too some deep slate some more deep slate but the um the other kind

Nope not that one that one I’m actually going to need some dirt and some Co dirt too yep we’re filled up again more blocks for the pie woohoo need to make some ladders and what better block to use for sticks than Birch yep that’s good also since we’re

Using some Birch let’s grab some coal and make a bunch of campfire blocks okay I think we have a good amount of material here for this windmill so let’s do it it’s windmill Time Oh now I’m just putting some last minute finishing touches here on the windmill build and it looks so cool I actually got inspired by the windmill that I did in my hardcore world and it’s like a modified version of it with a little side building a lot taller and a lot

More I think a lot more detailed I think I went a little crazy in this one so the blade is a completely new design over here and I think it looks awesome with Whip’s texture pack that we’re using it connects all the trap doors together so we get these really cool blades there

With the Birch and it’s kind of empty in the middle part so you can really see maybe like the air gets pushed even harder with that I don’t know I’m not an engineer I just think it looks cool but I love the gradient over here of the

Tower we got the Deep slate going into the tough and then the mossy bits going into some Cobble and then some Stone and then a really messy top bit it looks like it’s been kind of weathered down throughout the years but this little side extension over here at like a semi

Diagonal I love it I’m even trying to do different styles of roofs over here without the overhang usually I put overhangs on everything but every once in a while little EXP experimentation it looks really good without that overhang here but over here we just have some farming storage that we’re going to be

Using throughout this area over here all the crops we’re going to be putting it in here the windmill on the inside it’s um usually you know windmills kind of break down like flour and wheat and all this until whatever you know it would technically be grinded down here from

The blades this would be kind of like a pulley system or something that break stuff down but whatever you know what I just make it it look pretty what it it’s Minecraft right oh you know we got this cool little ladder over here kind of reminds me of a rope ladder that takes

Us up to the next levels we can look down from here and it goes all the way to the tippy top with extra bits of detail all the way around we even got a little balcony here on the back that we could look over potential builds later

In the future I might expand all the way that way who knows this just episode two and I already did all of this but this is a really cool build and it really adds to the detail here of the farm Yep this looks cool but this is not the last

Build we’re going to be doing here in the farm later on I’m going to be adding builds over here on this end I thought that chicken was coming to tell me something and I’m going to be adding builds all around this back end and in the center of this pumpkin patch but

That’s going to be for another day I think we build a lot already in this episode and you know what the main reason we did this Farm was so we can feed our friends here on the server and nobody can go hungry ever again hopefully it helps and we haven’t used

Our fcoin yet which is a good thing hopefully we won’t have to but if we do I’ll be ready