The Ultimate Minecraft Deathmatch: Mikey vs JJ vs Evil CATNAP!

JJ opened the doors quickly and this is a very serious situation Mikey what’s happened what happened you don’t know what happened there’s hell going on out there on the street what happened There [Applause] To everyone collect weapons and come to us in groups we must resist this dirty evil stinking mutants want to exterminate us and seize our lands We Must Destroy these clowns and drive them away from our lands Whoever has a weapon come here Urgently oh my God we we need to run to them JJ are you crazy grab your clothes and things let’s get into the cars and leave here don’t fight these clowns and who if not we we’ll defend our lands and our families from Invaders I don’t like this idea at all

You should think it over carefully this is the place there is a military base here we should prepare to join the military team Mikey help me prepare things to go together hurry up a bit all right I will prepare with you to join the Army we should carry necessary

Things for the trip we will bring everything we can against them to bring peace we should bring our families with us to best protect them you too Mikey you should also bring your family along so you can be safe with your family okay I’ll bring my family with me so they can

Be safe I have prepared everything JJ it’s time for us to go let’s go just prepare to go I don’t know if anything will happen this time but I hope everything goes well let’s hit the road together go ahead hi we came here to become soldiers

Oh yes give me your documents great now I will enter information about you and then I will need to conduct a search we have nothing prohibited with us so it’s just a waste of time this is my responsibility moreover I don’t trust you nothing personal I don’t have

Anything with me either so we can go to the base excellent yes go to the base the commander is waiting for you and he will teach you the art of combat how I thought that this base would be somehow more does she look so small look how many soldiers there are

They themselves can defend these lands without us so Soldier I welcome you my name is commander goooo and I will teach meet you today so soldiers your uniform and Equipment are in that garage you change clothes and I will wait for you here I’m a little worried in you Mikey oh yeah

Because your super stupid idea was to come here and become soldiers to defend these stinking lands I don’t want to fight against my will espe especially against my will Mikey calm down these are the most common mutants they are not armed and do not pose a danger I don’t like your

Attitude you are too naive if you think that they are not dangerous you underestimate the enemy and this is your main problem that will destroy you come to your senses before it’s too late I want to fight mutants because this is my desire and our families why are they

Here why couldn’t they be sent somewhere safe because we all have to stick together they also could use combat training guys stop arguing and let’s go to the commander ready I’m also ready to take part in hostilities Lord do you have one brain between the two of you

Okay enough of this talk it’s time for us to go to the commander and pass the tests well yes why did we even come here soldiers this is your field and here you will undergo trials so fast forward you need to show your best result that’s right Commander we

Understand you I would like to know know where to start they have to remember one thing you are soldiers and a soldier is a universal unit that must be able to defend itself be it Firearms or even fists and remember that mutants are not as weak as you might think because they

Are much more resilient than us but if you listen to what I tell you you will become real brave Soldiers but this is not as difficult as I thought this is just the beginning and the first impression has led you into into a trap because you start to think that the

Fight will be easy and then you get bullets in the head and will never be able to think again and this is what I will answer you Soldier so don’t you dare underestimate your opponent always prepare for the worst scenario that could happen to you that’s right sir we

Understand everything one more thing I want to add is that be careful on these traps because you have to turn on your brain and be as attentive as possible where you are going these could be Sands where a mine is buried and constantly keep in

Mind that if you fall into a trap you will never be able to get out your friend set a wonderful example I’m just a little confused and it’s your mistake you must always be collected and focused even when you’re sleeping because the enemy can always attack look Mikey we

Need to swim further I understand correctly definitely a soldier is your task to swim through this pool well in general imagine that this is a river and next to it there is a pier with enemies and they are looking at you and they should not notice You Soldiers you must help each other

Mikey get ready you should already get used to the fact that we will become soldiers yes I’m already starting to understand a little that this won’t stop me but I will never admit that you are right just remember this once and for all remember that your brothers in arms

Are the closest people whom you must protect in combat and I was a little short of air thank you JJ well done soldiers keep it up you must help each other and this is not disgusted that’s why you and your partners do this well Mikey are you

Ready to move on your task is to demonstrate to me how skillfully you handle your fists Soldier you must be able to deliver heavy and crushing blows and don’t ask stupid questions you’re right Soldier so quit all this clownery and go to the ring I want to see a friendly sparring between

You this will be a great workout between you so go ahead Mikey did you hear let’s quickly show him what we are capable of a to be be honest I’m already tired and let the rest of the soldiers who are with you look at you and learn new

Techniques thanks to you come on Mikey let’s show them what we are capable of I want to see the technique and effectiveness of the strikes so go ahead come on Mikey come attack me I want to see what you can do yeah and you thought

That I was such a weakling now do you understand what I’m capable of great job soldiers I’m honestly surprised by you you can finish I’ll be waiting for you here W Mikey to be honest I’m surprised you’re doing well well did you like Mikey yes that

Was pretty good not bad I just can’t get used to all this well done keep it up a good result but this is not the end so go change your clothes and I will be waiting for you at the next test hey what are you doing now that means so you

Will have to demonstrate to me how much you can correctly and effectively shoot from an automatic weapon that’s right sir what will be our next test well I really like to shoot let’s see what I can do well then show us how well you shoot that’s right sir this will not happen

Again I’m so tired of you with your stupid pranks and you yourself are a stupid vegetable come on I just wanted to cheer you up a little what’s wrong with that you’re only making it worse you don’t lift my spirits you only take me away everything will be fine don’t

Worry so much JJ what is this you’re completely crazy again you with your stupid pranks just leave me alone already how many times must I tell you JJ you’re a clown leave Mikey alone he didn’t do anything bad to you come on you’re not funny at all no one just

Likes your stupid pranks you’re acting stupid you’re just a clown oh okay better tell me if you like it here soldiers are you ready to begin the test skydiving Mikey get ready because if we don’t follow his orders we’ll regret it later I don’t want to I’m really scared

It’s time for you to overcome your fear and just jump calmly there is nothing complicated here nothing complicated you say that as if you yourself have jumped more than once I just know that I have no choice I have to do this whether I want it or not I don’t know I’m not

Confident in myself Mikey stop you had time to accept this fact and come to terms with it so quickly grab your parachute and let’s jump don’t delay us I don’t want to no no no JJ Lord what have you done he would have jumped

Himself JJ if do this to me again and I will shoot you on the spot stop mocking me what do you want from me stop shooting at me so soldiers now you will have a combat simulator with non-lethal weapons oh my God is this even safe yes

This is not a real weapon but just an imitation of the real thing it’s not lethal it’s just for effectively honing your skills in battle Wow and this sounds pretty cool I really like this idea the time has come to resolve all our disputes here hey what do you mean yes because you are a bad person JJ and now you will get hit on the head for such Behavior know that’s your whole problem you are too confident

In yourself me and it’s time for you to admit the fact that I am much stronger than You I don’t think so and now is the perfect opportunity to check it out so soldiers I’m very glad that everything is working out for you but your next task is to diffuse the bomb I think it’s not worth telling how to do it That’s Okay If you enjoyed today Adventure make sure you like And subscribe thanks for watching see you next time