The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Starter Guide!

Come on over to the portal boys oh wait wait wait come out of it come out of it you broke It what’s popping you losers welcome back to the losers today we are going to be playing Minecraft Survival that’s right we’ve been asked to do this for about a million years now at this point because uh we did it once when we died in hardcore by we I mean Tanner shut the

And then guys comment down below some collabs that we could do possibly anyways guys guys guys guys what are we doing first episode you guys want to like Kiss I mean build a house I mean build a house or something all right give me no no no give me a kiss come

Here come here all right guys that’s the end of the video Let’s Build A Village PA let’s all build our own houses I think we yeah we acquire a village you know we Comm we pillage ooh pillage so you want to take over another Village no we just we just

Make our own village you know or hey hold on we do have the snow environment we could go full Viking I want you to know that if we start going into the snow right now someone’s going to die and I’m I honestly I’ll watch it I’m here for it that’s is perfectly fine

This time around does look like an i skating Mason where let me sit no dude dude you g the up dude what the hell I’m already getting wood damn it’s a big old tree yeah guys go check out the last time we did this video because it went

So well it was literally the best start in Minecraft until Tanner died y why do I hear a snake dude that’s a spider bro gu said why don’t hear a snake yo this is what my peen looks like and that’s what Mason’s peen looks like long dark all right I’m already getting um

Cobblestone stuff this is speedrun right yeah we’re speedr running yeah I already found iron that’s ironic can you give me some Stone so I don’t have to start with a wood pick oh yeah yeah I got you here how about you take that oh where where where yeah give me

Some Stone as well if you guys could give me some Stone I’m trying to get some Stone I’m taking three stone out of your hole Connor well I found I found iron dude I found iron no you sh dead that’s so toxic that’s so toxic dude

This is so scripted if Paul found iron bro they’re not even going to believe it is this guy actually checked out dude it’s been forever since I played Minecraft this is nice this is like actually nice I like this here t Tanner here here here here tan I got you my boy

Did you really give me some iron I’m just a little baby oh thank you baby Tanner Tanner come on let’s go explore dude let’s go explore screw these guys I’m about to beat the Mason with this thing yo Mas get over here y stop dude don’t do that you look like you’re made

Out of rock I could SL this let me let me get some some of this here tner Tanner I got you I got you baby I’m going to make a rain on you bro why are you treating him so well now you could hit Mason with that instead bro how do I

Inspect this axe like I do in s like how do I look at it while I flip it around in my hands is there a way to do pass smarter than that all right I’m going to be a hunter gatherer dude I’m about to go get some Grubb all right do you guys

Want to see my house do you guys do you guys want to come see my house Conor what’ you say m Mason come look at my house hold on hold on hold on I just got to kill this guy before someone else does thank you let me seeo there’s aund different things

Going on right now my brain’s getting stretched all right guys this is my living room right here oh this is my living room you got the vaulted SE here I like that yeah yeah and if you if you just come through this right here you can actually see my bedroom right

Here all mag W this this is probably big enough for a twin what the Tanner bro I like how are we splitting up are we just everyone doing their own thing now no Paul it’s just you that’s far away we’re all together W I love that free wood nice

That’s all right Paul where’d you go I’m doing a speedrun Paul what’s your coordinates what’s your coordinates you’re never catching them dude I’ve tried I’ve tried I’m in the nether no kid dream musicing every time he goes it’s just the dream man music yo Tanner Tanner how do you feel about starting a

Farm with me dude that sounds tight as hell Mas that’s honestly my dream let’s let’s become ranchers all right you guys have to name a ram Ranch we need so what we need what we need first is we need wheat hold on Mas this is a later thing

We got to build our houses first houses first then Farm okay okay well I think we find a nice pasture I’m going to get some oh let’s go back to my house hang on I’m at C’s house bro what the hell guys get with the program follow script

There you are I was I was okay I was literally right here I know I’m already cooking I’m cooking iron dude I’m cooking iron come in my hole guys come in my hole over here on it on it always welcome to my hole boys oh can I cook

Some meat here I’m already cooking it up baby dud I’m hungry feed me Dad yeah I’m hungry too but shut up up dude there you go turn around turn around oh thank you I’m not hungry yet I just wanted food you mother no want my meat and you stole my

All my wood you stole all my wood and all myat why you put wood in there because you took the coal away you want one of them Tanner what do you got one of these let me see what’s that oh a pork chop guys comment down below

If you want to see me and Mason have a romance Arc in this Minecraft Alp I don’t want to but like comment down below if you want to I mean but if you want if someone else wants to see it yeah I’ll do it for the fans I guess

What should I go do Paul can you instruct me I’m new to Minecraft I think I think you need to build our ranch house dude go Homestead find a nice Prairie I don’t want to go too far away I’ll get lost so here I’m going to come

With you I’m going to come with you I’m getting uh I’m getting supplies I’m getting supplies well yeah we all just go together right now okay okay okay boss God damn okay so you don’t want me to get some rabbits or anything you just want me to chill here wait for the boys

No we just we’re waiting for them real quick there’s like no rabbits near us Conor killed them God damn it Conor good on you Conor good on you what dud those rabbits didn’t dud are you in the Bad Boys raw what are you doing yeah baby only raw

Dude all right all right let’s start let’s Autobots roll out boys those Autobots roll out together we need a nice Prairie Mason is really trying to push this romance Arc by making me a farm and it’s kind of weird Mason like no I want to farm dude we need plenty of

Wool before night time boys priority number one we need a bed look at how pretty these flowers are bro holy is this a rose did you make shears no I’m just killing I’m hungry I’m hungry yo I feel like Snow White right now flower Tanner’s on his own romance Arc oh oh my

God all right I got I got I got seven wools so I got enough for two uh beds I have a wool Mason come here come give this to me huh where are you at be romantic as hell if you give me this flower here Connor Connor Connor here

You go here you go thank you thank you thank you as do you got wool how much do wool do you got I have three wool okay all right Tanner how much wool do you got Paul you know the answer to that question buddy you don’t even got to ask

I haven’t even swung anything yet I got this for you God damn that was cute as hell you guys both just got each other flowers literally the same bit oh thank you B oh it’s turning night time it’s turning night time uh there is a river

Down this way we can roll down the river until we find a house but are we really River people if you want me to build us a cave I’ll do that no I was going to go with Paul I’m going to supervise I mean Tanner I got our beds right here bro

It’s about to turn time about to lay it down dud I’m about to lay it down you know what I’m saying I’m about to lay some yeah I’m about to lay some in this bed bro I’m trying to lay it down right now s Mason the flower was nice but so

Is the bed dude don’t sweat yeah you gave him a flower I gave him a bed come on now no he gave me a flower you gave me a d flower if you know what I’m saying yeah that’s facts bro all right I’m going to bed where you at

Bro he’s on top of you bro I’m on top of you right now I’m sleeping right on top of you brother oh bunk beds yeah I love bunk dude that is like my biggest Miss from childhood is bunk beds BR who would you bunk with you ever just go to your

Friend’s house he got a bunk bed his dad I’m picking up I’m getting a bunch of coal for us right now actually I’m getting a bunch of coal for me well Conor I don’t know where you’re at but we’re Autobots rolling out I see I see

You I see you I’m scared of hide so I’m going one block at a time I’ll be honest this is not the way to go I’m going to be honest this really isn’t the route what if we get boats I like I like the boat we could boat we could boat come

Down to the river down here oh I like the boat idea that was Conor’s idea shout out thank you thank you shout don’t shout me out keep my name out of your mouth shout out to my boy Connor the only time you should say is if you’re moaning and doing it all right

Here we go I’m what the Bro Conor is like either the most hinged or unhinged ye see Santi getting me boat M I can see some pink booty look at mine mine’s different why am I the only one without a boat dude this is so dumb I feel like the baby of

The group I’m not going to lie Tanner look what I made you if it’s not a flower I don’t want it oh my god oh this is the best day of my life how do I get out how do I get out no I threw my axe I

Threw my axe I threw it in the water let me I’ll get it I’ll get it you don’t need it Sant you don’t need it baby you don’t need it trapped oh I made it out what the hell pick me up daddy I’ve got your axe I got your Axe can someone pick

Me up I’m at the corner I’m at a corner can someone come get me I can pick you up I can pick you up thank you oh my God I’m about to give you the GLOCK GLOCK 9,000 thank you I can provide that’s all I’m saying dude you’re a provider yo

Where’s the boys up is there an exit to the ocean no there’s not dude the river was pointless bro there’s a lot of squid a lot of freshwater squid oh hold on I’m down by I’m down the river but I don’t know where you guys went Tanner we’re up

Top just get your boat hit shift Tanner there you go now hit your boat hit your boat there you go no grab that and come uphill can I see another another portal fall portal uh yeah which means the village should be around here right that’s not that’s not how Works dude

It’s randomly it’s never been like that bully me one more time for not knowing how to play Minecraft I swear to God I like I like when Conor pretends he knows Minecraft know how to play Minecraft dude I know how I know what I’m doing dude MRA all right where where where is

This where is this abandoned portal of yours I don’t know where the hell it is but we gone I’m lost H I need to put put a leash on you dude I don’t know where I’m at I found where we need to be guys I found a PLS biome that means likely to

Be a village Connor should I get this beehive right here no yeah yeah break it break it no I’m good you’re going to make me Buzz here I’m coming back for you Tanner I’m I’m on top of trees so I’m going to keep looking in the for

Till I find you guys I see Connor oh I see Connor I see Connor Connor’s right below me I’m going to I’m going to team up with Connor here come we go bro that was a whole Minecraft day and we made it through one Forest that’s pretty litty

Tainer lilac beautiful just like you man I’m going to kiss I’m going to put in uh some raw pork chop for you yeah we’re going to have to sleep out here in the the old planes wait why’ you put the bed on top of those what’s the point of that

Warm the butt I’m hungry baby yeah pick up pick up your stuff pick up your stuff what am I not pick oh thank you yes dude I made food in Minecraft title imagine that title on YouTube I made food in Minecraft you only put your

Bed down wow St it up baby come on where’s my inventory said where’s my invent it is weird it is weird binds for inventory e for inventory like what the kind of weird we all got white sheets bro we already know Mason ain’t got white sheets Mason’s got yellow sheets

On God pisses the bed’s a bed pisser and I like that part about him like I find that nice I find that endearing all right let’s go wait Tanner you die Tanner you good I’m here I’m here I’m here sorry I had a concussion oh here

Actually hold up hold up I let me do you a flavor someone give me wood why does these flowers look like sour cream and onion dude originally I was going to give you guys Shields but I haven’t even better idea right now hold on T hang out

With me yeah yeah put the leasher on my neck real quick how have we not found a village oh soccer oh yeah socer trees Tanner Tanner you’re supposed to be on my leash baby what that what dude I’m going to be honest you let my leash slip

No Tanner Tanner pick that up Doby get a pair of socks wow you’re free you’re free from Paul’s leash now dude damn those boots literally gave me half half an arm oh village Village V Village I saw it first let’s go dude it’s it’s about time oh my

God I wonder what we can do maybe we just pillage them all and eat them wait don’t start pillaging without me there’s cauldrons here with water I’m going to the farm stay away from me oh Piggies I’m mean killing all these Piggies all right I got bread and I got boots and a Helmet Paul stop stop dude stop no dude what happened no you don’t do it yeah I don’t even remember how to do this it’s been a minute no no no no so here Paul Paul Paul I remember I remember it’s this yeah you had you had the the gap on

The wrong side throw throw down the bucket again what are you guys are are you making a nether portal we eating good tonight boys yeah yeah just yeah there you go no no that was wrong too no no here here just do it now do it now do

It now just do it now oh my God there’s so many pigs here dude that crazy my God it’s like a billy ish concert oh God damn that was con’s best joke of all time dude put it up there dude that’s top 10 my bad that is wild I

Hey guys I want you to know I don’t stand by that like that was crazy I love that that was great and time it wasn’t the speediest one but we got there nice dude nice we’re a little washed we’re a little wash but we’re we still got it

Baby guys are team working a nether portal whole time I’m going to get you guys we’re going to get some iron real quick we’re going to get some Shields and we got a mission boys oh wait hold on Boys Boys Boys Boys Boys Boys Conor already sees this Conor’s like

Cage oh my damn that looks like Connor’s bee hole oh Paul I see it too I see it too don’t do it don’t do it I want to do it we double team this guy oh you’re so B he’s going to 180 on there you go I got five baby that’s all

We needed all right boys we got a mission to go on Tanner drop some food gotcha champ how much do how do I there you go one bread two bread three bread four dude five is actually the perfect number because now I can give you a

Shield I can give uh Mason a shield I can give Connor a shield and I have enough uh iron to be able to make flint and steel yeah uh have we already ravaged their supplies Mason or Tanner gave me four bread yeah Tanner did not ravage enough I know either he’s broke

And uh doesn’t have any bread or he’s being really stingy no I have nine other bread and four potatoes I have bread for you guys Conor did you get the rest of the bread yeah I got the rest of okay cuz I was like there there should

Be about like 19 hay bales here right now dude I’m a Minecrafter dude you know Conor quit hoarding all the food and spread that wealth baby yeah Conor maybe if you were more of a Minecrafter you’d share the load huh all right let’s rally together on the the Bell oh are these

Radishes ooh it’s a r let’s see beetroot oh my God what am I Dwight get that out of here dude that’s gross as hell I set my spawn point here it’d be smart for you guys to set your beds down he pretty smart yeah Conor’s got a great idea guys

Maybe we set down our beds and set your spawn point here so that when you die in the nether what are you guys tired I’m David goggin dude let’s run 26 more miles going to carry the boats set down your bed Tanner I don’t know PA I’m kind of nervous and then

Right click it you’re good there you go yeah guys you can t you have Tanner you have to leave the bed you have to leave the bed I sleep and then there you go that’s it all right now everyone Boys Boys Boys Boys rally up rally up I got some stuff

For you I got some supplies so Paul since you are probably the better player I’m going to give you 10 total of cooked meat but it’s it’s a variety wait why did you say probably like he’s not for sure the better player what do you mean Conor’s a Minecrafter oh you’re right

You’re right so Paul’s the second best player Conor’s running around with the unab Bunga helmet on like something dude there’s something about Conor’s face with that helmet bro that just makes you so dumb you look like an attack on Titan Soldier going out to get absolutely massacred that’s what you sure yeah sure

I will gets leveled by boss yeah exactly all right we might as well sleep it’s about to be night might as well sleep we doing a little mouth little ATN right here oh yeah a little ATN over here bro never ATM once in his life he’s trying he’s like yeah dude

I’ve totally done that yeah D I love tmas dude dude let me see your areolas everyone leave your bed leave your bed rally the troops let’s go guys what’s the best thing from um Cheesecake Factory my wife’s asking me what I should get the fried macaroni balls

Steak tacos no contest uh it’s probably the cheesecake okay but I need a meal I need a meal yeah no the steak tacos comes with uh lime uh lime rice or lime whatever the hell the rice is you know Mexican rice lime cilantro yeah lime cilantro rice and uh black beans okay

Okay Connor what do you get I prefer their uh they have a really good like like chicken pasta or something like that it’s pretty good I like pasta from Cheesecake okay okay Mason you can’t afford that I’ve never been come on over to the portal boys oh wait wait wait

Come out of it come out of it we broke it oh dip Stu no he can come back he can come back you’ll make another portal watch Mason go through it go through it actually it might put you in a cave now that they think about it well who

Well wait where you at looks like I’m back by the sakura trees damn just go back through it just go back through it oh whereby Bastion here here Tanner Tanner I’ll let you do the honors baby come through come through come through Paul come through no on this a Tanner’s

Big moment just cuz you’re not here I’m going to need silence so I said fire to the r all right let’s get the r shut up dude no more cringe no that was way cooler than that was so cringe that was so cringe Mason’s fighting gas yeah

I see the Bastion dude I see the Bastion okay guys I want you to know Enemy Number One in is in the Bastion like the only mob I fear in this entire game is in the Bastion yeah brutes what about the new one what about the new one

That’s like in the dark no warden’s easiest Fu compar to the birds dude Birds Go like mock 20 they run at you and they do like half your health in one hit yo what’s this little piglin doing should I smack hold on hold on no no no

Okay I’m kidding I’m kidding I’m kidding I’m kidding no no first of all first of all we need to kind of go away from the Bastion real quick we’ll get some gold put on some gold booties all right boys did this my’s second time ever in the

Nether no dude I’ve been in the nether before dude I swear to God I remember I buil house second bro relax second yeah you’re right this looks like rice we going to dig this up all right I got my gold boots yeah Mason’s got gold booties on so I’ll get

Some for everyone else why does Mason’s yellow boots like like the red boots oh my God I almost fell who the hell dug that I’m not going down there that’s too scary oh W I’m dead I’m dead I’m dead I’m dead oh my God yeah let me guess you

Haven’t been eating you haven’t been eating no no I no there was a lava in one block I know but it’s funny though it’s funny though because the fact that you you took fall damage you clearly weren’t regening cuz you haven’t been eating oh my God I almost fell too Lord Master

Do a death counter for the series please so since you slapped your chin chilling dude your stuff’s sitting right here you’re all good no a lot of it burned I’m none of it burned it all stayed on one block it literally all stayed on one block you take it I’m starting over I

Don’t I don’t want that garbage dude I don’t want G I don’t want it either all right I’ll grab it I don’t know if I can reach it without dying though so I’m not going to get it you’re good just jump T you’re good but I’m scared of heights

Yeah make a make me a bridge if you could yeah Tanner or Mason it was your XP that was burning by the way it wasn’t your stuff all my stuff burned all right Tanner you got gold booties off of his body so you got gold boots put them on

Put them on yeah I don’t need these leather wait I don’t oh there they are that way they won’t attack you all right the the piglins they are only nice to Bros that wear gold I just got some uh gold bits also I’m going to go slow and

Steady I don’t want to be like Mason and die in the first episode I got really confident real fast dude Mason died first easy W for Tanner now guys this is why we didn’t do hardcore see yeah this is exact exactly why although it would have been really funny if it was Mason

That died first damn it bro it it linked to Mason’s portal you believe half of mob died in the first episode of our S&P that’s crazy bro my channel has like 70,000 sub whole episode Conor all right listen here Mr there’s a village over there because we’re in the middle of the

Snow or something whatever I hate you so much oh sorry I just almost sh my pants that’s no big deal that’s unrelated to the video it’s unrelated to the video nice see what he gets you poinko poinko what is that from I’m going to say a magma smudge or whatever it’s called

Magma magma smudge God damn all right all right guys guys we’re going to risk it all all right Tanner come on if we go to fight piglin brutes okay as long as I aggro them we should be all right all right yo I I can box I can box pretty well so if

We’re going to box them I’m pretty good oh wait no no no this is free as hell bro watch this watch this I’m about to get you guys hella Rich right now do you want me to follow yeah yeah yeah come on down you’re chilling you’re chilling

Watch watch watch first I’m going to get some gold right here okay how do you know there’s gold right there cuz I’m hacking and then watch everyone’s going to get mad they’re going to come up here I thought piglins were our homies oh wait here hold on I’m going to get more

Gold let me just get more gold real quick maybe they’ll how the do you know there’s gold there I’m a speedrunner baby yo where else is there gold I I’m using echo location get this gold oh my god dude he keeps finding gold can you find diamond

Like this now they’re all mad look see they’re all mad now we’re going to put them all in a hole and then I’m D some lava on their head oh god dude I’m watching an entire civilization pass away W death to the Bastion also there’s

Going to be some more gold right here no no not this time all right there down here yeah I see that y spotted that one first by the way so yeah you have here here here here here here you know what you know what here here I earned that as

My only thing I’ll make I’ll make you some armor yes PA give me now we going to be blinged out baby no leggings chest piece no you get you get chest piece leggings helmet you get it all dude shut the up I’m about to be blingy bro I’m about to look

Like Flav flave right now dude oh I have too much my inventory I forgot I collected Mason’s remains hold on one second wait where is Mason he’s restarting by himself he doesn’t want to want to SMP with us dude no I threw it he threw it gold oh I just picked up

Your helmet Tanner get down there you’re good you’re going to die no kid no you can’t scam me you can’t scam me I’m the best there is piglin brds down there so be careful well that’s why I was trying to get him to come up here so that then I could

Lava I’m covered in Gold oh there we go there we go all right tner tan we’re going down there we’re going down there baby oh we’re going south okay all right so now we got two chests right here these two chests can to have some juic

Baby on this one I got a golden apple and an enchanted Axe and arrows I got magma cream that sounds crazy you got magma got magma smudge I got an enchanted book of Soul speed I got a smithing template is that gas right yeah that’s pretty solid we got got iron in there

Too oh give me these iron who the is collecting on my right now bro I’m about to lose my Conor said that’s a good axe I’m going to take that Conor Conor does love just taking loot right in front of other people Tanner I will be taking that string yeah take that

String um make a bow real quick there’s arrows in here if you want these arrows Paul yeah I got some all right I’ll collect them I’ll collect them okay I see more brutes all right Tanner Tanner we Tanner we got another chest Tanner all right oh sick oh what’s up baby

Another chest damn holy what Goldie carrots yeah you get the golden carrots all right you get the carrots all right that’s how I know they aren’t that tight no no no golden carrots are the best food source in Minecraft God damn go about to be so

Full is magma cream worth like is it going get trash don’t don’t hold on to it it’s terrible damn we’re all goldest M where you at bro you out there looking we probably covered yo we really like did an anime move where we like we like you know the the episode starts you’re

Like oh maybe he can like win a school fight and then it goes kill God and we like already killed God like it’s kind of crazy we’re in gold all right all right guys rally up rally up Mason can we get your Dum in here what do you mean

I’m I’m I’m planting trees oh my God he’s not even in the nether bro I’m trying to get us to lose it all right now or get rich I was going to build a cool house while you guys were away we’re just going to I guess do this Val

Mason a little cringe oh look look dude I’m just I’m I’m going to build a sick house for us when you guys get back from your adventure all right we’re the hunters you’re the the kind of a gatherer I’m I’m the carpenter dude like I said we’re about to risk it all boys

We’re about to risk it all I’ve been begging to risk it all bro all right come on Tanner come come come get the leash Tanner get the leash almost fell okay don’t hit piglins or don’t loot gold or don’t open chests cuz that gets

All the other ones mad at you oh okay so just focus on killing don’t do any dumb yeah well just just chill just chill other than those guys wearing black holding axes those are the Enemy Number One but don’t hit them watch watch watch watch cuz they’re going to get mad at me

I got to Lava them and if I lava them then I’m not hitting them you know what I’m saying yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah t tner tner tner tner t don’t that’s what that’s what I would build up I would build up no I ain’t even Heights

Afraid of them don’t need them all right now we could get this gold but the the piglins right behind us will probably get a little pissy about it but no big deal no big deal we can still get this gold all right all right so now now in

Here there’s a lot of piglin bruts but look down dude look down t hold shift hold shift hold shift y holding it holding it oh my God what’s with the the what’s with the patterns down there are we going to go jump down there there’s like 18 gold blocks down there and

There’s like three chests dude we about to be rich rich all right this this bastion’s called treasure for a reason bro we eating good tonight boys me just careful cuz there’s a lot of holes in the ground okay you guys got full hunger full hunger yeah I’m I’m drop down drop

Down ho all right you First we did it Paul have you done a video where you build a factory farm in Minecraft factory farm you mean an auto Farm you know what you know what factory farming is you watching videos right now and not playing a game is that what you

Do no dude no but wait you guys know what factory farming is right in real life can you farm a factory what all right all right so I’m going to get this guy out of the way oh my God we’re chilling we’re chilling we’re chilling no we’re just

Like your we’re like your fire alarms like we just go off we’re about to drop again boys we’re about to drop again okay that’s a far drop here I’ll make a post for you drop on that post right here no sweat Paul I’m have a ker don’t sweat okay there’s another brute over

There he can’t get tost so we’re good my shift key is sweaty as dude stay there stay there I’m I’mma build I’m going build a post for you guys okay I’m going post up for you oh my god Paul are you okay oh you died you guys both you guys both get

A post to be able to climb up on all right so drop down on the post and then you guys drill down all right you’re chilling do it t t you got it easy there you go oh I’m in a ditch all right all right so then right here yo

What’s this guy doing Lobby that gu that guy’s the one that makes the mag magma smudge dude don’t mess with damn he’s jumping all right so like right under here we got ourselves a spawner dude it’s a spawner and he spawns the the magma smudges we get rid

Of that we don’t want to deal with that damn that pretty easy there’s a chest over there yeah no there there’s chest below us so we’re going to go down there but I got to get rid of these uh these magma guys who’s claming right now huh who’s claming my left pink we’re

Surrounded right now boys we actually an enemy territory dude like no other way to say it who’s boxing us arrows and Sh oh it’s Paul he’s launching arrows and wait wait wait wait we we just agroed a pigin brute where is he where is he there’s two piglins down pigin brw down

There and they’re about to get caked up bro let me watch I want to watch him die oh yeah dude we cooking bacon right now yo my Kink is watching pigin Bruce die all right we’re chilling we’re literally actually chilling right now like this is about to be free real estate does

Anybody have a rag or some I can use for my left pinky bro this is stressful all right drop down okay okay so now we get all this gold Tanner drop in here drop in here cool Co cool cool cool yeah yeah yeah oh yeah you can’t

Get the gold I forgot you don’t have a yeah yeah I’m kind of like left out of that part get the chest get the chest get the there’s H Diamond gear right Diamond gear Diamond hel me take one of those for certain spectral arrows do I need any of this gilded Blackstone nah

No no no that’s so trash yeah I thought so too I thought Soo they like added it to Minecraft for no reason bro so Diamond helmets are better than gold helmets for Oh by by a mile yeah yeah that’s what I was thinking Conor Conor I

Got a gold helmet I got a gold helmet for you Gold’s equivalent to iron but breaks way faster that’s the point Mason where the are you dud I’m building a house dude what do you want damn list we out here fighting for our lives yeah you guys are out adventuring dude I’m out

Doing some carpentry can someone make me a bow some you have string and a some uh yeah I can can I leave that oh I got a ton of arrows I kind of want to use I also need to just throw some I got so

Much junk in here well now’s the time to throw in the lava I’ll be working on our exit all right you guys hang out down here can I just build up well yeah you can Connor if you want but be careful cuz if a piglin bird drops on you right

I don’t I just don’t know if I have the enough blocks to make it episod hot well yeah I know I don’t so I was going to use all of our blocks I was going to combine and then probably mine some you know careful oh are they swinging at me no no

No no you’re just like you’re like near you’re just like near where they could drop down yeah they can drop oh go run run run run run run oh you’re chilling you’re CH okay he can’t get around yeah he can’t get around yeah there’s a pig right there

Though all right guys start going up my staircase start going up my staircase what an adventure dude dude this is crazy I thought we were going to build a house and now I’m over here like solving world hunger no straight straight to the nether first episode it’s the only way

To do it dude and Mason died that’s crazy all right Conor drop me your blocks got some I don’t have any here C’s got some we’re chill we’re chill we’re chill oh you opened a chest dude that scared the crap of that made them mad did it really yeah

Yeah opening any chest will make the M chest I thought it was theirs yeah look cuz if if there’s a guy with an arrow like if that guy had a bow we’d be getting shot right now yeah my bad oh yeah look he’s got his sword up in the

Air like he’s going to murder me dude oh my God that guy wants the hands Paul give it to him he got the hands let me dry my pinky a little bit yeah yeah give your pinky break dude my pinky bro imagine the muscles on my pinky dude I

Can bet dude a sh no no no oh Paul I got you I got you bro don’t sweat I got I got an arrow ready dude there we go the arrow flies through big adventure good teamw good team work now we head out we head home to our our baby girl holy crap

Yeah yeah wao waoo you’re going home already no no no no that wasn’t enough time I hope my wife built a hell of a house dude no no no no no no that’s not nearly enough time dude I haven’t even really started building in the house I

Just cut down trees well we’re done with the adventure bro we pillaged this uh Bastion we said we were going to pillage in first episode and we did baby oh wait wait wait Slow Down slow down if I don’t have a comfy bed to sleep in Mason

You’re getting your bed’s right where I right where you left it are you the village I’m doing uh I’m I’m I’m preparing the foundation wait you just started doing the foundation dude well yeah well I I collected Lumber firsto we killed like 16 piglin Broods we looted

Tons of gold blocks of gold vids while we were working our off there’s no way he hasn’t been doing anything there’s no way where’s where the hell are you building Mason are you cosplaying as a villager right now I’m imagine I changed my skin and everything bro where the

Hell are you Mason we’re at the Village dude I’m somewhere Mason’s directionally challenge bro if he says he’s near the village he’s actually not I’m near the village like I can see it right now I see you I see you I see you so I’m building a foundation this isn’t a

Foundation give it a second dude it’s a flat piece of ground wow what a foundation dude no where is he he just ran away because he’s uh you know hates himself Mason this is not what you did dude no no I have I have one two three

Three stacks of wood dude all right that took a while no great why are they in inventory not on the floor oh no my bed well cuz I was going to do logs all right so I was going to make a log cab and I thought you guys were going to

Take a while oh my God ter we go we go do our own thing we let this guy be a fail this is cringe oh look cool the game actually built houses for us right here dude awesome yeah I think I’m going to go live over there Mason maybe in

Episode maybe in episode two your house will be done yeah Mason those houses are way cooler wow this is so beautiful it’s even got my name on it and my bed is still here cool what the what the what the water Conor you a little hot water