The Video That Should NOT Have Been Possible :: Hermitcraft S9

Ladies and gentlemen welcome back to another episode of homie craved today is going to be a very interesting day let’s see do I have aha yes make a baby yes uh you and you very good there’s going to be another character that you guys have never really officially met uh in this

Video today that character’s name is going to be my computer my PC I haven’t actually named my PC but um oh my computer is on the fritz and actually miraculous a miracle happened it was raised from the dead over the last week my computer died

Fully full Dead uh turn on and window be froze and totally stuck and couldn’t like Windows would be there but then it would be uh just all all you couldn’t click on anything it was a total mess and I found a PC repair place or at

Least I thought it was a PC repair place uh as a matter of fact turns out it’s a PC repair guy and I bring my computer to his house and I’m thinking oh man I gotta get this thing fixed like ASAP please please please I get a little shy

When it comes to being pushy and you know like hey I really desperately need this I get a little shy to do that so I’m just like uh it would be really nice if if you know I could make get it back by this time I’ve got a deadline and

This and that uh it wasn’t super she either way uh when I got to Kevin the repair guy’s house he invited me in to his house and he said come on in let’s get it fixed and Kevin sat cross-legged on his living room floor with me watching him go

Through one of the most difficult PC repairs he’s ever gone through in his career he said sure enough he got it fixed he got it fixed and reformatted oh baby but I am finding that uh that wasn’t everything uh he did get it reformatted and fixed but as I’m

Reinstalling everything I’m finding that uh it’s kind of Brute Force I’ve blue screened like 20 times in the last 24 hours beat up has been in a pure panic mode just FYI just so you know uh pure panic I’m using my Huber smelter to smelt up some goodies for today’s

Building either way I think my I have a memory problem I think my computer’s memory is fried because I tried to play the game don’t tell anybody this don’t tell anybody this I tried allocating 10 gigs of RAM to Minecraft and I think I might have fried my memory by doing that

And uh it’s been blue screening ever since don’t tell anybody uh anyway we’re making some wonderful stuff just bear with me if the video if there’s some weird stutters I I had my computer perfect and now it’s no longer perfect I like redoing everything from scratch 10

Years of perfection all gone beat ups didn’t you do backups didn’t she did you back have everything backed up no I’ve never had to do backups in 13 years and and no I didn’t so don’t don’t ask but don’t follow my lesson either I think I’ve got everything you’ll also notice

My render distance is a little lower it’s still nice and beautiful but uh not the full 30 render distance that we’ve been playing yet because I don’t want my computer to explode just in case you know speaking of computer explode I got the fastest horse in Minecraft last time

And uh this is Roundup my beautiful horse named ground up and he’s a memory killer you ride him and he’ll explode your memory in a heartbeat I love him so much what are you who are you similar uh similar horse I wanted to spend all week breeding

Doing a bunch of breeding and getting this amazing jump horse bred into these uh unable to do that I’m still going to do that but I have a wonderful horse game that we can play no no no it’s not a competition with scar land no I just have this beautiful grazing Prairie out

Here and I want to be able to uh add some horse games and ways to win horse out here there’s some other cool things uh that I want to show you a little bit later there’s also new that’s not new that’s been there that’s rent sign that

He made right of course of course of course not only is my computer memory going bad my own brain memory I think here might be the location for what we’re going to build it’s going to include perfect Redstone and it’s it’s a game I’ve made a game

Um I need to get some snow where’s snow ah yes of course over by the castle there used to be a mansion here it’s totally gone gone Mansion which is nice actually all we need here is just two snow blocks one two I can take it from there just

Need a pumpkin as you may know Minecraft 1.20 the Tails and Trails update is out in hermitcraft we’re gonna be updating to that uh soon but as you know there are some mods that our server uses that we need to get to start using the new pink wood and the

Bamboo wool planks and new bookshelves oh there’s going to be some exciting stuff I’m very excited uh for what’s coming with that but before we really dig in let’s take a quick look at our horsey retirement home oh yeah yeah they loving it out here spreading their wings here here

Breed yes yes not breeding oh cause they’re not tamed right okay forget it yes it’s coming along very nicely the horses are doing wonderfully I did get quite a bit more bread up look at that view that’s really cool uh quite a few more horses bred up in the meantime but

Uh they look like they’re loving it out here I’m hope scar loves seeing the horses all over his beautiful town as well yes now if you’re a Minecraft veteran like I you know that it’s very easy to get an infinite amount of snow and I’ll show you how right now yes two

Fences perfectly job let’s just put them all here very good okay we will put two snow like a so we will put pumpkin on top we will put this this and this now you can’t move stupid oh it’s not stupid yet now he’s a stupid very good job and infinite snow I need

Blast well he’s gonna coat the floor down here now underneath in the dark hole and this isn’t giving me snowballs because I have a silk touch pick okay you know what look and there’s snowballs all of this to say that uh we’re gonna make this game that’s going to use snowballs and Target

Blocks and it’s going to be an accurate accuracy game but I need to take a quick nap oh yes go to sleepy V dubs and get all the materials together and let’s start building this game All right boy oh boy I hope that uh time lapse worked I don’t know if anything’s working right now so maybe pop maybe Boop here it is out of nowhere I don’t know blue screen heaven today blue blue screen like crazy so what am I making

You know when you go to like the circus or a fair or there’s a lot of different names for it but they have those stands with the all the games and stuff with the guy saying hey step right up hey you look like you got a oh you wanna impress

Your girlfriend looks like she doesn’t love you I mean and you know make funny and say hey shorty come on over here I’m tall what are you talking about I’m I’m five foot nine 510 actually and right now I’ll be that guy I’ll be that guy right

There and I was even thinking well let me let me shriek real quick just to get kind of that classic look let’s uh put some green leather armor oh baby leather or armor trims are coming hey hey hey hey hey hey don’t switch it’s switched

That’s I think a new feature not a bug uh go on their pants and go on there yes okay good and I might do like a uh debug stick thing to make the armor stand look kind of cool but the goal of this game

Is do I have any snowball I don’t yet I need to collect some actually right here let’s just get some real quick you see the look we were going for right horse pop where we pop the horse and you win a prize and the prize will be a horse but

Did some kind of uh you know fancy over-the-top stuff for the sign on top and then a little curtain hanging over and then this is where you’ll stand so what we’re going to have is well first of all throw at Target right but as we know these games are usually rigged

They’re rigged pretty pretty hard they’re rigged to be pretty difficult so we’re gonna do some things to make this more difficult you’ll take snowball throw it Target that’s the Baseline of this thing but oh it’s gonna get way more interesting let’s bring one of these hossies over to

Demonstrate because guess what time it is everybody it’s everybody’s favorite time of day Redstone with Beados Sticky keys sticky keys came on and ruined my Redstone with B-Dubs moment alright so let’s hook this horsey up to the fence now I have fences that are going to be up here up there and the horsey will be hanging hanging on the on the fence

There so but this is just going to be an example so if we I think this will work if we hit this target yes the Piston moves the fence and it breaks the lead so the horse then pops off and it’ll fall boom so that’s the

Ultimate goal is that horse hang on lead throw thing hit Target and win a prize but let’s take this horse in here and show example come here stupid this is uh your new place right let’s go right there there you go so now watch this to hit that Target all of a sudden

Becomes awfully difficult look at the bounds aha there oh sorry sorry horse pop uh but you gotta time it just right yay oh hit the horse hit the hussy so there will you be three of them bouncing and I’m thinking of having like maybe

Two bad ones and one good one or I don’t know we’ll see but then at the same time you want to make sure you hit the Hard Target let’s make it even harder shall we so right now you hit kind of anywhere well look look how Target block Works hit watch the

Redstone signal right hit on outside and it doesn’t go as far hit Bullseye and it goes further so I want them not only to hit the target but hit a bullseye so I don’t have to do a huge long amount of redstone uh we can use this is where you

Learn follow my lesson students uh we will do we can put a um Redstone like this and then that will make it to where it reduces the length so you need to hit like here aha perfect Bullseye okay so it’s it’s kind of I think if I have it in subtract mode no

Basically this going in says okay I’m gonna uh it’s gonna be longer than this so I’m gonna do redstone prowess to make it to where uh it will have to be a bullseye for the Piston to trigger so not only do you have to hit when the horse

Is out of the way you have to hit a bullseye as well and then you win a free horse I’m gonna do some fancy stuff with uh you know a water path so they’ll fall in the water and once you win your prize then they will pop up right here win

Your prize collect your prize collect your prize I’m gonna also do some magnificent uh Redstone this is just some filters that we’ll do people will pay here the full diamond block of course and up here they’ll get snowballs eight to be exact eight chances to hit

Your Bullseye and if you win you win a horse yeah yeah it feels like circus game doesn’t it oh yeah yeah like a big waste of money baby but before we move on let’s take a quick commercial break oh Oh This guy stopped using a bulky wallet years ago but still hasn’t found a good replacement until now this Father’s Day his wife got him a ridge wallet Ridge has redefined the wallet game by making it slim and simple to use while still having room to hold up to 12 cards and

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Stop it was me the whole time yes of course of course yes Tango you you’re the perfect person for this I think it would pull you out of the cave for a little bit I appreciate it all right what’s going on why your house is all what everything’s bouncing yes this

Is your bouncy you’re gonna be blown away there’s redstone up the Wazoo on this thing beat up perfect Redstone perfect perfect Redstone yes yes so okay basically this is win a free horse I love it yeah and these are great horses this is very fast some of them I

Mean maybe one of them or maybe two of them not so good um you know yeah you know how circus games when you go to the circus or the fair or something and they’re kind of rip-off games no um so basically uh well let’s just start

At the start right okay put a diamond block in the payment chest what that’s how we start this oh onions right yeah I’m rich and stuff yes okay diamond block huh is this the new currency standard what happened to like two diamonds this is a prime the you

Don’t find horse like this you know how long I had to search for this breed stock all right some bread all right all right okay I want to see if you can figure this out on your own okay pay okay pay you pay now now what

Now you give me bone arrow no uh balls oh okay balls now you get balls okay now I see no okay okay now here’s what I’ll explain okay so the goal is hit one of the targets you know you you say okay this is the horse I want to go for right

And you gotta hit the target notice the bouncing variance it’s interesting yeah there’s a bounce variance yes yes yes and is that indicative of the quality of the horse I may or may not receive nope nope believe it or not no no okay uh nothing to do with that but it will

Um that’s when you want to throw okay I see okay see sometimes there’s soft bounce and then Big Bounce and they got the big bounce yeah all right additionally don’t just there’s more yeah don’t just think you can hit the target okay all right you would you would like this

Actually come around back okay you’re gonna enjoy yourself yes right here why are there skulls are these your former employees oh yes they were talking too much while I was building so I slaughtered them um the as you can see here I have done a comparator subtraction method that will

Force you to have to get a bullseye oh yes yes and okay for science come you can come take a close look if you hit a bullseye piston retract break lead horse fall down okay yes and do you do you get that horse then you get that horse it come it

Going water stream down below come pop up in in uh bubble Vader here and horse is yours unbelievable I know I know I believe it because I knew I could do it of course you’ve never doubted it from Once at the beginning of the project of course yes

Okay am I ready to throw yeah all right noodle arm let’s see what you got see if you impressed your girlfriend well all right you know me I gotta go for the red one yeah yeah yep that’s the worst one yep uh-huh all right and patience is oh oh hey

He shot my armor stand this stupid idiot this is not part of the show I’m getting assassinated he killed my he killed my armor stand that’s fine that’s fine oh that’s horrible yes oh no what a joke all right you know what you get a free snowball for that there you go we

Don’t usually do that distractions okay all right I’m shocked at that time though that was very no that was impeccable and oh my goodness you’re gonna get it do I that wasn’t that wasn’t a bullseye certainly not no it’s got to be a perfect Bullseye these things are very hey

That was the horse right that was the horse be gentle now okay okay for sure yep that’s two down oh sucker oh sometimes You Gotta Throw too quick you did it skin doodle I’m the Champion horse and there it is wow and he’s look at it he poops right

Off the side though yes of course a little horse dispenser yes oh this is amazing you’re gonna need a saddle huh yeah I can’t run very well here oh well anyway that was just for testing purposes you don’t get that one so sorry what what come on he looks good no thanks so

Much for coming though go back go back to decked out wait a minute no no no no no no no no no no no I got a flint and steel around here no no uh let me get you a saddle yeah oh thank you so much for testing

That did you you maybe uh I don’t know if you need any help with the Decked Out Redstone you know where it is well I know where to go yeah yeah absolutely yeah but the best perfect please update me on percentage complete of decked out yes oh um 80. 80. 80 holy cow yeah we’re getting there we’re we’re cooking we’re cooking oh I’m so excited I can’t wait I can’t wait okay whoa is it fast okay I I listen I am not a horse expert but I feel like this guy Cooks you’re kind of zooming

Am I yeah you’re kind of zooming okay it’s not the fastest but I think it’s good it’s not the fastest one for me yeah it’s a good one all right jump test jump test yeah can I jump over oh it’s a great overall Steed I’ll say that

I didn’t even know I just grabbed dingo I grabbed a random one from out of here just thinking oh this will be the trash yeah I have some dog food yeah yeah hey you got a winner there oh this is pretty good all right all right I’m excited you

Know I gotta be honest I was really hoping that um nobody would ever win one and you want it by the first okay you want it on the first try within a couple do you think I’m lucky or do you think you need to uh adjust your game tell me what was

Your strategy how how did you basically just waiting for the big bounce you know just wow that actually worked I think I just got lucky dude okay well look the price is changing not for you not for you but for everybody else all right yeah oh

Fantastic okay well I got my amazing new horse yes this game have a good ride all right come on now bye well there he goes a happy customer off into the sunset oh yes name and winning away what a wonderful wonderful wonderful customer he’s loving his new horse he wasn’t supposed to win

Uh nobody’s supposed to win ever um I mean sometimes rarely you’d like somebody to win but not first try so I yeah we might change the pricing a little bit um but this is up and running all I have to do is just tweak The Tweak the

Pricing it’s a hard game Tango is just very talented okay let me show you something real quick uh cup fan and sweet zombie Clio they are in the Battle of a lifetime a museum Battle of the lifetime uh they have competing museums across from each other and I wasn’t really aware of what

Was going on here but it’s starting to kick off they’re collecting remnants cool things from around the server I donated to Clio a shield of the King as a matter of fact there it is the King’s shield from when Rin was our King and they’re they’re putting out some things

That are kind of historical and memorable there’s the head of the king but over here in Cubs thing oh yeah he’s been working on a little something as well a lot of things actually I don’t want to spoil too much but I do know that I’ve been contributing over here and

Um did he do it okay I sent him something just in case hold on got a shrieve did you hear that hold on hold on can you hear that hold on gotta shreep got a shreep got a shrieve it’s a little soft but maybe that’s because of my setting this is um the

B-Dubs uh my first bed the original clock and many phases of Mossman this is he’s collected a lot of my heads from my head shop and B-Dubs had graciously provided by B-Dubs head shop of course so it’s a little promotion for the head shop business as well what a cool thing

Cub has made I love it so much it’s so cool so uh pretty cool they got this thing going on with the museums um and but it’s like a museum War which is kind of cool I thought you guys would want to see that I think you can see the

Details of how that all went down uh I met up with Cub for some of that uh you can see that in his episode but I really hope now’s a scary time for BDubs I’ve blue screened probably 15 times during this episode and my memory is saying it doesn’t want

To do anything ever again so I have the arduous task of trying my heart off to try and get a video rendered oh I hope it works the protests are in full I spent 16 diamonds and all I got was this stupid pumpkin good everybody else is

Joining in on the protest against hot guy oh that’s fantastic although I really do kind of want some hot guy lessons I think that’d be very fun um but we’ll see we’re kind of on strike at the moment but ladies and gentlemen thank you so much for watching it’s

Times Like These when I’m not able to make videos like I’d like to and as regularly as I’d like to because the hardware issues and stuff that I kind of start to appreciate you guys more than ever and that friendship and connection that we have so I’ve missed you uh but I

I should have everything back and fixed very soon I love you guys to death thank you so much for watching thank you so much for supporting and we’ll see you in the next episode Right [Applause]