The Weirdest Iron Farm – Ep.13 – Minecraft All The Mods

Oh oh oh hello and welcome back to Hat Films plays all the mods a in Minecraft hello here we are places it’s been a little bit and we’d like to apologize for the um the shortness of all the mods Eight Episodes recently oh uh I’ve been ill

And we’ve been in Iceland we have so uh we’re back now back in the Frozen aisle ah good um we’ve kind of not played in a while so bear with us what is this game what is Minecraft yes where is the guns skin/”>they’re on they’re probably our guns

Actually in this that might be guns there’s probably guns uh still on the magic Ross is still building I’m building houses I think as I’ve seen a lot of common saying build more houses we really love the houses you’ve built you should just focus on houses never do anything else

But the houses so I’m going to do that pay attention to that and be like oh yeah no that’s what you want I’m gonna [ __ ] do it yeah um so if they’re playing more houses Ross is just a people pleaser no big people pleaser definitely um what I’m gonna do to

Please you though Ross oh hello that’s [ __ ] up what nothing to do with that [ __ ] yeah then why would you introduce it in such a way I’m gonna build you a build as one oh is that what we’re calling it fair enough call it what you want and I think you’re

Misconstruing get those flip-floppers off let’s do this wand me up Daddy yeah get over here Daddy [ __ ] off with that [ __ ] that’s messed up why can’t I call you Daddy because I’m not her dad I might it might be someone out there it’s a various tricks I’m pretty sure you are a father

Somewhere yeah it’s likely it’s likely um all right so I’ve got a couple of let me have a look at ones actually it’s actually a local local sperm bank can’t you regularly he’s a gynecologist yeah he’s a hobbyist yeah he was quite a sperm bank diamond wand oh what the hell

Did you give that to me where is it on the floor here oh I see it wow so it feels I’m not kind of good in my hands oh God cheers daddy let’s go oh God what do I do with this truck it’s a construction kind of wand and it adds

Health four ones that he used when Bill we run right clicking the face of a block with a wand it’ll extend that face out as long as you have the blocks in your inventory okay so if you have a load of resources yeah of a block and

You want to build out a huge line yeah yeah you just put one down and then nice point the wand at it I feel like I have used this before yeah the refresh of course you know it’s just it’s been a while but that should help you build faster yeah and uh my

Again there’s something wrong with the daughter I don’t oh that’s what you get that’s expensive that’s what you [ __ ] get I’ll Never Fall in Love again we’ve had a lot of suggestions Ross safety we need to block that in to give your give your houses life give your house

Yes meaning and purpose put them on the market meaning and purpose they are purely decoration they should not be lived in it’s not the name of yours no the structurally soundtrack you shouldn’t live have you been going in them without a heart I’ve been living I

See you with the hat on so like you should be fine yeah but do not go in these buildings without a hard hat you will potentially die they’re conceptual this is all this is all kind of like think of a like a film set right like that but they’re all done

By one man and in a rush if we want to integrate these into a mod called my colonies and have them build these houses and live in them um clear a big nice space for house building and then yeah we’ll allocate this kind of area that’s not big enough

Wow okay how big basically you’re gonna build we’re gonna build a house right you’ve got a number for me you’re gonna build a house that has three different versions of it it gets better and better wow so you’re gonna have to need like a space that’s three

Times as big as you need I guess I could build over there maybe you can probably have to fail some trees I really didn’t want to be that guy but the trees have to go yeah trees can [ __ ] off I guess I’m gonna go mining again

For a bit because I need more diamonds because I need to make a but if I need to die I need diamonds what level do I want to be on 64. it needs to be low what why do I want to be on you want to go

To like deep slate level trying to get to Y minus 20. why am I yeah y minus 20 is one is it around that level there oh there’s five diamonds in the chests in the system yeah oh I’m down here now I might as well try to get down to why

Mine is only two I lied right we are slowly growing Diamonds oh Diamond sight potion that sounds useful very useful one of those oh yeah I’m sure that’s real cheap diamond sight potion let’s have a look Diamond site okay yeah I’ll just do the calcinated diamond powder in potions Master the mod which

I’ve never done before Diamond powder and smelt it perfect which uh needs a pestle diamond and Ender powder and Ender powder is obviously ground down from an ender pearls it’s actually not the worst oh I could actually make this okay I try it’s a marble in this pack let’s have a quick look

I haven’t seen any there’s white marble for tombstones yeah no you got these quartz where do they find so much quartz that I can actually build with it’s loads of quartz I’ll point me in the direction Point Dexter or calcite and say other words just point me in the right direction I

Couldn’t tell you what walk forests I’m gonna head over there gonna get me some enter pulse Bish bash Bosh have a quick Nosh and away we go wee ah having a jet Pack’s just super duper in it I’m doing so many different things now you are if you’ve got that diamond

Site potion for me yet that’s what I’m working towards hurry the [ __ ] up that’s all I would say yeah I’m working um can you like spawn like a JCB in here let me take down some trees stat like big trees I’ll chop them down real quick uh use your vein Miner apparently white

Concrete’s a better option I want an actual JCB sorry apparently using um white concrete could be better concrete yeah because quartz is apparently not very abundant that could be fantastic oh God it’s the loose bits yeah those make me sick some lapis last but that’s that could be

Above the houses perhaps while just floating blocks oh yeah is there nothing that sounds like someone’s just making a compromise Diamond I’m yes I am sounds like I want to put the work in Trot sometimes you gotta cut Corners don’t tell the shareholders you wouldn’t know from your houses

You’ve already built that you’ve been cutting Corners I’ve got several Corners I’d like you to cut that building over there is unfinished I haven’t even finished that one and I’ve started another production that’s that’s I go for the scandi style are you that’s a problem it’s too dark I need to sleep

Oh you scared what the [ __ ] I just can’t see what I’m doing is so dark don’t go to the nether because you’re scared oh put a torch in my hand because I’ve got any [ __ ] it’s a zombie here you know Zombies come out at night guys

That should be a more of a talking point we don’t really talk about it just don’t we just get on with it [ __ ] mention the zombies again well they’re they’re here trying they’re real oh great the undead Store card Dreams and Nightmares and days like season 20 of [ __ ] Walking Dead

He’s just like yeah it’s another zombies oh lift another one oh gotta be quiet about how to do this one up because of course by this point we’ve definitely driven home the fact that the human beings are the dangerous part of this world not the undead I couldn’t get past

The baseball bat guy you see they’re making a too scary spin-off in England with um Norman Reedus’s character oh in England I think it’s in England yeah why is he in England fully run out of ideas and probably maybe use some sort of Prior strike loophole [ __ ] nice

Don’t call me [ __ ] there’s nothing wrong with it it’s a [ __ ] nose we’ve said this enough times you’ve got to [ __ ] nice it’s characterful oh the [ __ ] knows it’s a [ __ ] nose why did you have it specifically uh cosmetically broken I just wanted to have broken

Boxes no because it gives you like that history okay you look at it you’re like that’s a story they’ve been through something they’ve done something they’ve faced adversity I can’t go out there you know pretending I’ve faced adversity if I’ve got a face that looks like it’s

Fresh out wasn’t punched yeah like just a Kendall you know just like a packet of face like somebody’s cracked open a fresh packet of face and just smeared it all over it’s not counterproductive to pay for that though you could probably just go to you know like a rough area

And just call someone a name or something get punched I tried you’d be surprised how resilient people are to bullying these days I think it’s all the online stuff it’s making people much tougher so uh just better masking everyone’s crying Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible The Masks they’ve got original tooth man not

A middle tooth man that’s how it’s brilliant middle toothman they’ll hit you from orbit with scientology’s no doubt Intergalactic laser system surely you’ve thought about that but I am worried now I’ve mine so much and how many diamonds did I get five so how I needed it but

I’ve also left Mage lights in these tunnels you’re welcome they last forever one under pole so far [ __ ] hell [Applause] feels like a job sometimes doesn’t it feels like it like working yeah I don’t want to work people I think people strive not to I don’t think what work is

Oh yeah every day of the week playing game yeah but that’s what I mean this encourages you to do mundane tasks like mine for hours and hours and get tiny pittance in return times money Chris Trot and he’s got things to build what are you building

He’s out there who him you me yeah well you’re mining I’m talking about you oh you’re the miner over there um I’m trying to fight for your rights you’re not fighting I’m striking on behalf of you just no one knows about it I’m not told anyone it’s a self-imposed straight

Purposefully not doing anything diamonds to create a diamond ax I just broke before I checked to see whether there was a spell that did the same thing as the ax and it did but it required time and ax which had broken so anyway um I have now got the diamonds to make a

Diamond ax I combined it with the Earth Essence which I have already to create a spell called fell um or a glyph called fell which should allow me to cut down trees using magic Pierce luck extract extend time God these are all bonkers I feel like I’m going to lose my mind

Playing with this magic oh thinking about up extend times doesn’t seem like any of these are correct whoops I got six and the pearls I’m doing better yeah that’s going pretty pretty good how to wharf forest in another and that’s obviously the place where most Enderman like to spawn

So it’s a true abundance but uh I wish the driveway was a little bit better yeah man package can’t be choosers sick oh I haven’t asked reflex too no that’s not what I’ve got acid reflux would you like an Omeprazole no or a buskapan no or a runny

Runner 25 by 25 seems quite big doesn’t it how does that make you feel yeah you just got to figure out the height as well oh 25 height as well yeah Big Cube I got the glyph got a new glyph I’m so sorry new recipe oh it’s a good thing

Where did it go he’s got the glyph he’s got a case of the glyph I haven’t updated this I guess well I’ve got it now okay let’s test this fell I believe oh okay do he do be felon look at this you ready punk boom tree disappears Bonk I have enough

Money money Mana I forget how do I recharge Mana again I just got to be near Mana sources right how do I increase my Mana I should probably read about this in the book 25 is big but that’s the biggest it’s going to be that’s why it’s got to be like that yeah

The first one won’t be of that scale we must understand this this will be the lofty Heights um like the Bel Air of my colonies can the building tool wand undo as well as do oh you wish I don’t actually know there might be an undo can undo it’s just gonna

Okay that’s not what I’m at right now just mapping out the size of this thing I think 25 by 25 is [ __ ] huge I might go 20 by 20. even though it’s big one two three four four five six ten eleven ten eleven twelve twelve thirteen is there a specific way I meant

To harvest seagrass uh with the shears ah you should have known that we feel kind of silly right now don’t you all right how quick is it to make an iron farm ladies and gents panes of glass that pains me oh good grab a villager and done okay

Ross do you um do you eat often do you have a good source of food now yeah admit that I’m impoverished his for sushi thank you so much Sage seats I don’t want that some industrial you’re just trying stuff out of your inventory yeah I don’t want any of that a few

Goods to come back no there’s industrial hemp seeds waiting put that stuff on why don’t you have the rice seeds that I’ve got here rice is safe seeds keep coming back there they are flaxseed perhaps bell pepper seeds you love those who always crunching on those

Because I don’t cut them out of the food I make you glad you love that [ __ ] I like bell peppers yeah do you like the seeds though yeah yeah I usually come out yeah I didn’t I don’t know why you do that I don’t know I like my food to be a

Challenge that’s why I leave the bones in right or whatever I have fish so these are Burns in you want a real challenge you want to get your meat live yeah that’s a challenge normally the squid is wriggling around what were the jellyfish for there was a reason you were harvesting them right

Jellyfish are good for slime balls ah which I was using for something sticky pistons probably something like that well I found out how to turn all fish oh wait not all fish The Minnow you can’t do but some fish into raw fish fill it with a little wooden knife then I

Combine that with seaweed and Bam sushi sushi [ __ ] yeah in a way I’m kind of a genius just a chef just a chef I’m just a chef please I’m just a chef it’s not a genius he’s a chef please people I’m just a chef all right time to steal some people don’t

Want a child oh good enough labor very soon people from from a village what yep it feels like kind of morally wrong [ __ ] off For me for free nice I’ve got some problems with that you should at least pay usually just feed them do you feed them no I want to do that well otherwise I’ll I’ll just keep going back for villages yeah it’s fine there’s loads of them ah that seems craziness

It’s weird how kind of just casual you are about it I just don’t I think that’s the most uncomfortable part so I need three slime balls how do I make them uh you can either find some jellyfish I’ve got some jellyfish okay you just literally cook jellyfish cook them smell them [ __ ] Smeltics they’re still alive this one’s got a face those ones do have faces and they’ve got those big little rounded noses kind of weird little kind of yeah that’s their whole body just browsing all their structural Integrity yeah for a brow should it come on none

Of that oh I need a spider eye some sugar in a milk bucket [ __ ] I’ve got a spider eye it’s a man that sounds like he knows what he wants I need a milk bucket just a bucket which has got milk the spider eye some sugar and a milk bucket

You just have to right click a cow with an empty bucket oh I saw a county bye [ __ ] where’s taking a milk bucket I hate cows well I mean give me the bucket I can do it if I find it now right I see a

Cow you see a cow yeah uh I don’t have a bucket do you have a bucket uh yes if you I actually have a milk bucket so don’t worry false alarm no no reason Uh all right I got a villager that I freshly stolen I just put them in here do I and now this is just going to generate iron for me is it wait you milking the villagers too oh that’s nice Simon’s just saying everything isn’t it he’s been milking the villages

I can’t believe I’m hearing this you’ve milked the villagers yeah are you hooking them up to machines are you doing it by hand they’re in tiny little boxes they’re in boxes yeah so you oh don’t be a puss about it don’t be [ __ ] weird about this Ross guys come

On I thought we were above this it’s all about progress oh my god what have you ask how the Villager feels about it I I’m reluctant to don’t don’t do they speak do they even speak umbrella Gage emotionally I don’t want to form a connection I mean there’s a real problem

Here I don’t even look at their eyes later is all I’m saying I think we need some don’t take any pictures don’t film anything no rest am I gonna do it’s boring are you filming it yes God’s [ __ ] sake look I put them in these boxes Ross what’s it

All right well I mean these are iron Farms why are they kind of like being chased by a zombie that’s the little scenario that they’re in that will generate down here do I not need nine Golem or something like my window I guess I need a hobby it’s like a

Voodoo doll thing are you kind of getting a kick out of this a little bit yeah it’s quite quick to admit that President yeah a little bit actually yeah the Golem is what makes the iron right what’s he wearing like a caveman outfit what is this outfit he’s got on him oh

They’re just a different theme is that rough or is that what was that collar thing I don’t know what he’s wearing at least I don’t like stand outside the box berating their fashion sense and well you’ve dressed them I didn’t dress up with your personal doll set down here

Yeah two of them I took the man’s presence look what he’s been doing down there bang that’s crazy There’s a full-size viewing Gallery you can get them full size I should have put them in there guys I don’t want to panic anyone did you ever end up making that diamond side potion that’s what I’m working on still kind of panicked but it doesn’t sound

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