The Yogscast – Minecraft Mods – Cooking With Simon – YogLabs

Hello and welcome back to your labs being a little wild Simon we’ve got a new coffee machine it’s already got a few stains in it how about use by the old man just difficut yeah yeah we got it from like a provender there’s been some budget cuts

York labs so if you noticed like we have a lotta like replace the old coffee machine we just brought in this thing temporarily you want a coffee try it yeah I love sorry well you have to put money in it actually so if I’m right click on it you’ll see requires gold

Nuggets to actually touch deep so I can I can lend you one cuz I’ll be what you were gonna get you were given a staff card but you know you have to be like credits on it okay just so there’s a whole system so I’ve got a

Menu yeah you got a lot of choice go crazy just just maybe just go with both on the regular ones though cuz some of the other ones that sister because I’ve added or a little bit a little bit strange kind of like a mocker or like a

Peppermint tea and I don’t really have either of those as an option well I mean I think that the choices you’re very lucky that you’ve even got those choices you know in the coffee machine honestly what is a mind spresso oh it’s extra expensive it’s one of the ones that

We’ve genetically engineered here for testificandum every possible buff in Minecraft including invisibility which actually is very irritating I thought it was gonna be like you know like it was mini spresso like it was half minestrone soup espresso coffee like a side idea I’m gonna write that down clearly like

Tiny you know pasta hoops yeah what a good idea so I just I’ll just go for a regular coffee okay I got a cup of regular joe so well I’ve got it but it hasn’t taken the good money off of me oh well it’s one of those lucky times

When the money’s come back out cut believe it you’re you’re you’re you’re a lucky man I can have a few you found an exploit stop exploiting the coffee machine come on you would – I would wouldn’t I uh so what we got to do is we’re gonna convert this old coffee

Machine into a sandwich file tree always thought the lunches hair I’ve eaten the cup and everything you just grabbed always edible cup okay uh just crush it up it’s made of sugar paper so as you can see this is one of the sandwiches of the prototype machine but it’s it’s terrible can you

See what’s in it uh there’s it lettuce and carrots right listen carrots is awful I don’t I mean I don’t really like carrot because as a young dwarf we were fed like pretty much nothing but carrots so that we would be able to see in the

Dark it makes the it’s the or ammonia beard right that’s where it goes yeah that’s why my beards Orange it’s all stains from the carrots I was like force-fed as a young boy Oh God when you had a big beard as a young boy yeah when

I was a young boy up to my mid-30s so it’s not Cara anything but Cara it’s as if ACCA’s are terrible at making these sandwiches okay they’re terrible they’re just dead though good you don’t I mean I’m not I’m not nothing that I’m just disappointed in these sandwiches they’re disgusting

They’re not they’re not artists they are they say old forests so um Ben we need you and your genius knowledge okay you feeling okay have you how that coffee is that going does it well she’d to make sure yes yeah I think so I think I just

Had a sort of a moment maybe I need another uh no don’t drink any more oh goodness me I’ll be fine okay Oh whew you feeling a bit I’ve got a bit of a caffeine rush all right fine Oh follow me to the medical wing so we get it

We’re gonna put together some sandwiches there I’m sorry in the the kitchen and Dave okay so you have been installed in the kitchen so you know you should be able to like you should be fine mmm should be like toady ah to like um there’s a lot of good equipment culinary

Stuff you know ovens things yeah come on ah ah you all right come on no I got a fit I you’ve got a bit of migraine or something what the everything’s what’s rib there’s nothing nothing’s changed here but why would you even well I should be

You should just just just just hold it together for a few minutes okay Oh like just do I help my hand no I all right just just keep just I’m here for you okay just don’t worry about that all stuff just come on ah this way okay you just

Need to get through this and then we’ll be in the kitchen and we think it’s alone Oh cookie was fine – right uh we’ve got a new security officer if you ma’am it’s cool guy nice to me madam okay who is okay that’s fine the stupid god salute Phil I wanted to give

You something is it is it bad no um I’m cool I’m kid I feel really good actually all right I feel reek you know I kind of need a nice okay into the kitchen all right so first of all you’re going to begin your chef’s training here okay so

Okay this here’s your oven you can open it and close it push your freight thing you’re going to need to cook some things okay there’s also frying pan up there which you can watch you put some heat in the oven it’ll fry stuff okay so in here is your your coal

Your charcoals put in the oven so get preps and charcoal and grab your knife and uh I got some plates as well she’s very careful with that knife um okay I’m quite hungry actually I could do is I don’t know so munchies okay you better not eat

Anything around here though cuz this is a important kitchen and it’s gotta be clean you know keep it clean so open up the oven hygiene them drop some coal in there so right-click some coal in there okay there you go and close the oven we shift right click shift right click with

An empty hand oh maybe I’m good Oh job done oh yeah okay and the seat behind you is the walk-in fridge in you go and grab some of your first ingredient in there there’s lots of cold storage for all of the ingredients so rooms a bit melty that’s okay okay so

Grab some oh cheese grab everything and lots of bread so grab some of that I’ll get some bread okay you need bread sandwich you do so that is the first rule of make the sandwich so the first thing that needs to be placed down is a

Slice of bread so what you’re going to do is you need to grab all the with your Basin group to this there’s a lot more ingredients we’ve got many things oh yes so you use your crafting bench in your inventory and put a knife in it and put

A bread in it and cut the bread into slices and then do the same for all the other so I poppers Brett I didn’t and I pop the knife in there Oh slice of bread there you go so sandwich abuse sandwich Abul so you’re gonna do you want to make

Sandwich Abul things so I’ve got a medium but it’s all raw okay you need to put it in the oven then alright but you’ll have to keep an eye on it or else you’ll burn so the main can go in the frying pan okay and the bra meat can go in the oven

Ah okay and oh it looks like the ovens gone out you need to already bark a bit of a bit more heat in there oh that’s alright okay can I put both yeah kinds of me yeah if you can well that’s nice alright and close that oven up for me

Okay you’re up okay they’ll they’ll start cooking you to keep an eye on them you don’t want them to burn Oh oh that does the bacon oh you’re nice hello can i oh is it gonna be obvious when it’s done mmm I’m gonna keep a close eye on it yeah keep watch because

It might be very quick to go you only want to flash fry although there you go how do I get it how do I get a stuff so Oh to the oven and then just grab it without a hand good empty relax relax okay okay cook

The chicken fill it so you should be able to cut those up with your knife as well okay and this is nice now I’d like you to do Simon like cut the bacon yes so I’ll cut the bacon oh the bacon slice I’ll just go in straight as they I know

This is already a much better sound the testificandum they’re not very good with working in the kitchen it takes a certain artistic you know at a certain human touch I feel like okay to to make you know a real sandwich so looked like tomato slices lettuce leaves yeah I got some

Cheese slices a very moral creature assist if Achatz they don’t really relish cutting up you know animals and stuff because it’s kind of a like vegan laws yeah I think so I eat like laters and vegetables that’s why when you see their villages to always full of these big big big oh you

Know fields of carrots and so when you’ve got slice of bread I don’t put the second ring wear them number one just one thing I just oh don’t eat the carrot just toss that gotta get rid of that nan surah below K so I’ve got loads

Of ingredients all sliced up only a nice little slices so put the bread down first cuz that’s how you start so so right click the bread onto this cutting board here yeah nice and there you know I add anything to the sandwich by right-clicking it okay so um just have a

Little have a little test to have a little think and lettuce wonderful tomato okay cuz I think that’s good as a base rather than putting it on top magical cuz you put on top it kind of slides around a bit but if it’s on the bottom still slips all over the place

Yeah okay I think I’m gonna go for mmm roast beef and cheese okay I’m quite nice can I put the roast beef on go ahead oh they go and cheese yeah oh uh do I want to think some pickle or something would be good but I don’t really have

Pickle um I might put some bacon on as well okay the hell with it does it oh they go oh my god I put the bread on the top okay and all that jobs are good and days amazing scooby-doo would be proud of us so gravel oh by right-clicking the base I

Think moved oh oh is it shift right clicking the base put the pit but my usually I’ve just taken the top I just should talk it off they go so shift right click now you get a salad when you’re holding it right nice job nice of course Simon I need you

To make at least three sandwiches here I’m really hungry I shall just eat this yes now oh oh oh man Oh guys the best sound which I am who is the best sandwich I ever had fu oh I’ve never felt so full okay well my well yeah I’m not gonna need to eat

For like half an hour or so that’s incredible well okay look so that’s fine that we won’t worry about what just happened we’re just we’ll just we’ll just try not to think about that hopefully do you feel okay good feel you know pretty quick mmm man I got some stuff mo now oh

No don’t think kids I’m sorry come on it’s napkins okay it’s like this so juice oh you know that you know right is there a bathroom just don’t know it’s fine okay hold it together hold it together side hold together so these are the plates and I need you to play up me

Three big old plates of food three fantastic samp just know you’ve just put plates I put on the place um in the place I think you don’t put plates in the plates I’m play ok i plate the plates right plate up I need you to make me three

Fantastic sandwiches for at the your grabs canteen I’m gonna need some more meat can you chill out more me there are plenty of supplies in here there are many more ingredients oh yes you use now go crazy grab everything and anything you want Oh an experiment to your heart’s content

I need some more letters P helpers potato and sandwich bacon now we’re talking cookie Baker Humperdink alum cookie also lovely baby so first of all for the bread on ya got a nice base then we do a nice salad base okay that’s the default lesyk this is almost

Like a package yeah this is kind of what you always sort of start with and then it’s it’s from here that you just sort of let your mind run wild you let your creativity flow flow from your loins yes right so bacon next right uh chicken fry bit more chicken oh okay

Let’s put some cheese on there I had there is a way to add like toast okay so let’s see if I’m put a toast on this thing yeah okay okay and I can put the bread on and then a little bit of salt pepper and then a piece of toast

And there’s a toast sandwich a toast sandwich yeah it’s good if you’re a student or you know you don’t have much money you got a piece of toast try a piece of bread okay salt and pepper on and then a piece of toast put up one of the plates chop sandwich I

Think we’ll make this official food yeah your clubs ban toast only it’s magnificent oh it’s amazing okay oh my god right so go get without in one of the plates so this is just gonna be the yolk labs I don’t you name it so what what these two called uh this is the

The heart heart attack right and a toast sandwich a toast sandwich of course and they were gonna make one more how much bacon can you get on Wow quite a lot turns out um oh jeez good right oh this actually go get cheese at one bit of

Cheese say it yes it’s big and it’s certainly lacking my computer a little bit holy crap ah well Idol or bacon it’s just it’s just bacon I was very lucky when you run around with it I like sort of pop that down oh Jesus yes I’m talking about pretty impressed

Oh pretty impressed Simon oh my god yes whoo whoa what’s wrong I think I might have to have a bit of a rest or like okay so Evan I want you to brace yourself I want you to hold on spray yourself darling what oh come on okay what’s going on where am i

Sandwiches these are your sandwiches so these things these are your sandwiches look let me introduce to you a heart attack here at toasted sandwich he’s in the middle and of course bacon the Baconator you made these guys are they alive yeah these are living creature your minions if you if you right-click

Them they’re your friends now so you can they can follow them because they can follow you around stuff oh that’s right so I think they’re sitting down at the moment we’ll all these pig guys maybe so if you right-click on the pig guy they

Go oh god Oh what if I does what you babe well I me uh well basically we need to serve you oh he’s off minions or york labs all the hella nice sings oh these are cows no they’re baya days that’s their souls we had to put souls into the into these

Things to make them live a little touch of mayo oh god what bacon a what is he he’s your frightful friend now he’ll follow you around and help your own stuff God you made these guy and this is the toast sandwich yeah toast sandwich and he’s so squid headed creeper boarded chicken limbed

Creature thing yeah this is horrified yeah this is OC horror so this is he would give you a heart attack this is high impact yeah that’s an ender man’s face Oh on a sort of military body thing yeah so if you right-click him I think your follows

Golem is that golem sporty with meaning slip it’s legit man’s body I think I was just on be pig man body here with villager arms and a spiders bless her legs with a belt I did what you Betty in that sandwich but you oh my god what did

I eat well you gonna have a look but it’s not very nice I will let you know you might not want to look what’s this well I’ve got a brain on a stick a solar than chart and a like a jar of blood oh that’s tomato yeah you put tomato in

Everything you needed to know cuz just stay – stay there stay there okay so what hell did I eat uh necromancy with Simon younger so perhaps uh but this is like a an altar yeah that’s like the sacrificial altar organs and brain storage oh yeah so you make all of the

Body parts using organs and brains and so your first time which one is mostly composed of those I’m afraid Oh God you know what there was spelling carrots in it I suppose so dwarves you know sometimes you just have to eat whatever’s around right but these are the completed sort of components that

You can make stuff out of so in any video thumbnail right there isn’t it very witty okay Oh God in yeah it is it’s cool so I’m like your doctor a Victor Franco going I’m hearing her alarm do you hear that alarm oh crap that all has tinnitus quick bring the

Guys breehn breehn going guys come with me the brain in the dick brain in the stick will help them follow you but they will follow you if you run away anyway okay up here I come in there’s some really odd noises yes I know that’s just the containment unfortunately is

Contain so this is where our creatures are stored but partly this like a containment breach so quick grab your grab your right gear from that oh the breaching the breaching of a little nice watch out Oh God don’t worry I’ll attack skeleton fed you go up they don’t do a very good job

Lewis don’t worry they’ll defend you it’s fine Lulay yeah I hope you careful how quick we got to take man no God take a walk take a ball out from up here oh there they are these are my minions right okay ah I’ve got a really low on help Oh Oh

God it’s alright they’ll protect to you are they killed him I’m hiding I’m hiding behind my minions okay they safe they saved my life that’s right I was on half a heart SiC save my life it’s gonna be there amazing all right there’s a couple more coming oh my god love it

Five-o go for it oh I don’t think toasted sandwiches much good you know he likes to get involved don’t ask me I’ll tell you what though and I need some food now the reels but a bit worried about oh I’m afraid the sandwich machines still on the fritz holy crap

While they go we’re gonna put these guys to work in your labs and we’re gonna make ourselves a delicious sandwich in the break room after well done Simon you’ve saved pain you’ve saved it after all the containment for these creatures broke up what relief thank you watching

Your lives everyone oh oh I know it went well I dig all okay it rip went really well be very careful up there there’s a lot of sugar this Villa quite right all right okay come on guys all right let’s uh I can watch it one time hello everybody and welcome to the

Scovilles game show all trials of skulls it’s really great to be here tonight the fire with my system here help for my mouth and how you help but I’m not clapping this game