This Is He Oh Ch Christ chist Chist Christmas Day Christmas Day H He You N N N N A Morning kids I’m leaning too far over good morning morning good morning I do want to I like sitting like over ear though sometimes I I I float around the screen she desss all over the place yeah yeah that’s perfect just put me wherever now I can’t see me I can’t see over the Monitor oh I’m so small oh I can look at the state of us why am I I about a small child we’re having we’re having a bloody good day already it’s it’s started that’s for sure now that I can see myself on the monitor I’m like oh dear She’s sleepy that’s the scary part we are the scary part we’re not warning people I just blocked I know scream Queens bright and early 11:00 a.m. first stream what’s scarier than your phone alarm mine didn’t go off I was supposed to leave at 10:15 and then I was like I Was like oh I have must have plenty of time and I looked at my phone it was 10:26 CU you dropped it right you dropped your phone no I don’t think that’s even what it was was cuz it was next to me at that point and I think it Must be set for either P.M or I unticked today oh yeah every day except Sunday cuz I repurposed my ADHD meds alarm which is also great because I did take my ADHD meds today when I usually take today off one win one this is what happens when you make people stream First thing the bir in Humane no I’m kidding we are here for charity so we’re here for charity and oh my God I feel like being charitable today we are going to be very charitable and we hope you guys all feel like being charitable or else and I’m going to Complain I want to be charitable to you guys first because I do have your just just little Chrissy PR just little Chrissy press That’s and that’s for Boba pass that they’re just a they’re just little things for you today I showed Boba your present it hasn’t arrived yet cuz it’s Typical eBay yeah yeah same like yours hasn’t arrived I don’t even know what I’m doing for you yet I I’ll figure it out eventually I know you’re I got you something hasn’t arrived yet no nothing’s arrived we’re all very easy to buy for because we’re very like we hyper Fixate on stuff yeah and we’re very loud and proud about the stuff we like so little man little man a little oh my God that is the so you can keep him in that box until he has a house obviously that’s what I’ve been doing with them cuz she needs to give Him a house what a little guy so he’s got little marshmallow Mouse baby yes join the family jeez they’re Australian they’re Australian I got you a San and she got me one as well oh I love I love them honestly you can’t [ __ ] go wrong I love how we’re getting Everybody it’s just syan families I didn’t get them I didn’t get them we’ll get different gifts so I I showed her the so I got her the it’s called The Polar espresso it’s got a little stand with a little I think it was like a bun maybe a R or a bunny and your one is a little school teacher oh [ __ ] hell I ain’t got a school teacher I got a dentist I got a wizard I got a clown they’ve all they’ve all got their professions I’ve got a popcorn cart lady I’ve seen that one yeah she Beauty yeah I was like scrolling through I’m like there’s so many options this is great aren’t they nice they’re so good oh my God you so much though I was very torn between koalas and the kangaroos I’m dying let me see your little family oh my goodness with the little baby pouch Bab and the dad’s outfit is so good the kangaroo one he has a pouch that she has a pouch that you can put the baby C that’s very cute gy is going to get them for birthday I’m so you’re converting me to so sorry don’t you see them in your Serotonin skyrockets I’m so Happ dop whatever want to open it cuz it’s like it’s got the little background I mean you don’t have to open them that’s they’re happy in there they’re how in the park they’re now that I’ve seen these in person I’m 100% sure as a kid Like my I’ve I’ve seen and had these as a kid I nearly got you the knockoff ones because they are [ __ ] hilarious yeah they look so I bet I bet that’s the one that g had the knockoffs they know in America I think they’re called Calico Critters yes they are Maybe and I think they’re the same thing but just rebranded name cuz Americans can’t pronounce syan and also we’re we so what’s it called aluminum families we’re so xenophobic we probably wouldn’t let the the sylvanian families into our country well they’re Japanese didn’t we discover we did we did we Talked about it yeah they’re Japanese was it with briany we were talking about yeah on the podcast the movie podcast we talked about sylvanian family listen I I’m I’m infiltrating everybody she is it’s working I mean it’s good it’s very good they’re perfect oh my God this is our First stream together in real life I know I’ll think too hard about it I I I can’t think don’t set me off no rof would sit on the couch next to me and she would look into my eyes and I’d be like you need to cut that [ __ ] out St Crying just sat on the couch well I said the worst thing to you I said don’t you just feel complete and she went i’ I have to make ugly noises or I’ll cry yeah or like put my eyes very open so that the tears back in they dry Up I’ve got strategies she know as a as a certified crybaby cuz she know what she doing someone said did you get those cuz little Peep’s little peep he’s some rapper guy that had them as well or something no yeah we definitely did I’m little little little little PE little PE We only got a little pe oh thank you so much I love great anyway yes gifts aren’t the really the point we giv you the gift games games uh cuz the gift of games is the collection that you get oh with the donation to there’s a sentence coming out it’s coming collection yes Games £35 charity those words yeah got it yeah it’s quiet it’s I love when bangi comes out yes for you it’s a big collection for you for you for you God oh I love it um but yeah we’ve got we’ve got a couple games to show you Guys today do you want to tell the kids what we’re playing today we will be playing death and taxes which looks like some very cool art and we’re going to start off with that one um it’s a Skeleton Man in a suit he’s my boy kind of hot not going To lie go every time there’s a Skeleton Man Bo’s like Bob’s like am I am I attracted to this I am I was playing a game the other day and there was a skeleton called Clive oh I’m already yeah and he was sitting there just he Was at a bar drinking health potions I was like I [ __ ] love that guy yeah I want to marry that what was it what what game was it Kyle knows uh to knows look look the ma Chatters no [ __ ] Ma Chatters Lun acid oh yes I was looking at that One CU there was there was a little demon and I was like that’s Boba it’s me well it was the same one we played that other game daddy game yeah yeah yeah what’s it called cryp crypto Master something like that yeah you loved loved that panties were off um Second game we’re playing is called start again uh we’ll take a look at that after we take a look at the first game and then we should be finishing up with arcade Spirits which is a uh 1983 Video Game dating sort of visual novel romantic thing with like lots of Interesting characters in it and some mommies there was a mommy in it I went on a date for Bingo game okay and I went on a date with a mommy character mommy or or like like Mommy oh speaking of mommies my Mommy’s coming today I’m ex About she’s a lady wo wo wo she she’s a lady she the lady she’s the lady lady so she’s uh I’m excited she’s she’s baked banana bread [ __ ] banana bread like she’s baked she’s Bak she’s coming in as a kite I mean that’s the that’s the Ys Cast way well yeah we’re all off our tits baked lady that’s definitely a a British Del love banana I’ve got a really very funny story about that because she went to Amsterdam once and she brought back a pre-rolled spliff and um can you do that can you bring well no You can’t you’re not allowed she just romanced them she did she passed all the all the conversation checks um and she brought it back and she was drunk and I was with my boyfriend at the time who was a stoner and he he like you know Smoked a bit of it and it went out and my mom like like breathed it’s much better when it’s not lit what is up with Lady a lot of things this was like been dipping into the catnip is why I was about 16 like this was a long she’s always been this way Goodness it’s better when it’s not lit better when it’s not lit that’s what that’s what stone is usually say yes they say it’s unlit she she had um some some cake over there and her friend ate an entire massive bar of chocolate it was just like a thir some 30 oddy old Women going to Amsterdam they all had kids and they were just like let’s go get [ __ ] zone so funny when you go to Amsterdam and if you are like like if you go to one of the cafes and you’re face down and you’re like you know Trying to rest they don’t like that like the people in the cafes don’t like that no they will tell you off they’re like no you’re not allowed to do never been to that’s so strange yeah no I remember like cuz it was like a table next to us and they were Like and then they were like no don’t do that make sure they’re not dead well I guess yeah it doesn’t look good no if you got like if everyone’s knocked out I’m not allowed to have a sleep here on this desk right because I’ll just get a makeup print on this gorgeous lovely Mouse mat I do love these Mouse mats they’re very pretty feel like makeup gun just oh my goodness all right star put us in this video game uh sure death and taxes is what we’re going to play first as Boba so eloquently put it when she was talking about her under wear um Let’s give that let’s give that a go underwear or her panties she won’t say it I forgot panties how how far back are these donations well this one right there’s empty space from 8 a.m. okay ,000 from empty £1,000 from empty space from 800 a.m. uh having Rec got a new Job with a good pay bump thank you so much Alex you’re amazing thank you that’s incredible I think we can sort by time top she star ain’t got her glasses on nope nope I got to I got to do the Boomer lean so if you scroll down oh Yeah it’s says time right now yeah that’s 8:18 p.m. oh PM do the other way other way oh here you go you do I’m not Advan enough for this we’ve all got one of these mouses oh you do do you can we do clear until 11:00 a.m. let’s do that Okay so we’ve got oh 11:02 from Ocean Fox boxy thank you so much and they oh my [ __ ] go boxy has return no my God you tri something oh God oh my gosh and then we’ve got um they said you guys are such an inspiration I don’t know if that’s Specifically to us but I’m going to take it as it is um Zen Deon said whoop whoop we’ve got swimming clouds hi guys so excited for wheel booy he’s definitely the part best part of jingle jangle thank you for being the best hopefully that works um we’ve got some Emperor 88 thank you so much Terry talks fiction thank you very much Commander an thank you some no name provided someone that put their entire hot mail address I respect it um thank you so much we’ve got just a lot of um wow good Donuts yeah but look at that 200 that’s insane FX thanks very much at 1111 make a wish make a little wish I wish that I have my besy friends forever a a Hondo from cautious Cavalier at 11-11 is as well ooh what a nice time to donate oh what is this oh they send us some comments and it’s Absolutely piss piss piss piss piss piss piss from what is it I yeah to your goblins oh cute yes a g& g one yeah what what uh cam they’re smashy we know that one smashy we know that thank you so much especially the scream Queens I Don’t know G Star what I don’t know Mike 100 lb from Mike shout out to Mike twisty MC neilor Lum boox hey it’s hyper anky anky now if I do I can just do this oh oh you’re so smart I don’t know if that was helpful or not no no that was Helpful all right we’re up to date with the donation so I added a streamer um setting on this game and I don’t know whether it’s worked but it means that everybody in chat can you know do things get involved really yeah look so there’s um I’ve I’ve Added enable streamer mode okay to yast chat command to die chat command to live so you guys are in control of something yeah um Kyle thank you so much don’t say die PC cheer um Kyle thank you so much for 50 50 Quid whoa 5 a.m. like whoa Kyle that Is so totally oh my God true Kyle is Bodacious at 500 a.m. he is thanks so much KY is totally like rocking every day 5 a.m. he’s up surfing those beautiful those ripped curl Tides ripped Tides you’re a [ __ ] Surfer I know this been a long time get Your head around this some Billy bongs these bones are old no we don’t want to skip the intro we want to see the intro I have to you have to move move the map oh oh oh oh there man oh this is the intro it’s like A comic book oh that’s cool fate Keeper of the world order there’s some missing lemons oh [ __ ] miss my lemons lemons oh ah I want my lemons oh my God I like this way of Storytelling wait a second I know that reference I don’t I’m good at Stuff stopping at the piss shop he’s buying his lemons for his lemon party stoping something’s on fire oh my God my lemons are on Fire he doing some sort of alchemy Reaper here gar you customize that I’ll read customize our daddy oh my God beautiful oh my goodness what are we thinking lades I kind of like the the the makeup one I kind of like that one can we have Boobies maybe not oh that’s kind of a sleigh oh that is a sleigh that one’s very I like that one as well oh that’s a good one that goes with the makeup fancy boy all right well you want to go for this one that’s pretty good I Like yeah I like that one okay what’s the I think you grab it and uh begin the Bure bureaucratic afterlife yes hell yeah okay perfect game so far the new spawn even better that cat’s got massive hands the new spawn has a moment spawn number 35 wasn’t Hermes In future armor bureaucrat number 35 oo maybe hang I am fate I am the keeper of world order we so we can oh can you not hear him voice acting no oh if you there’s a little on the stream deex the knob I think all the way to the left knob Knobby knob I did turn the master volume down a little bit game volume I think all the way to the left is your oh it says it above it yeah I don’t I I think it’s just something to do with the uh don’t worry about it te I hear Mine TJ can do it what would we like to say to this guy cuz we’re a skeleton now aren’t we skeletony Hermes was ranked 35 but he got demoted to 36 see thanks te that’s perfect how about pleasure to meet you oh a polite Grim Reaper for a change This is a good start he knows welcome to your new job as an overseer of Cosmopolis City subdivision 4 the sun County wine region he’s very soothing sounds nice I know what you are thinking and yes your assignment is choosing hum so I wonder if chat’s going to vote For if the person that we look at lives or dies definitely as it is your first day try to get to know the system and do not destroy the world yes is is there an escape button to look at this oh there is okay hold on right yes Clear yeah but am I going to get paid most certainly the contract stipulates that every death gets a fair salary based on their performance accuracy oh marking profiles correctly is the most important task if you mark more or less than necessary uhoh you will not get your Fe So don’t kill everyone I think is what they’re saying errors in secondary tasks will reduce the total even if the primary task is executed oh Grim Reaper joke ex LOL remember the fate of the world World lies in your hands humans March towards the great dying they always Teeter on the Precipice creating endless chaos love it that’s what keeps life exciting hum from falling off we establish the equilibrium equ and keep the chaos for that reason your know that one will I’ve seen that one you’ve seen that one why me because someone has to come along I will now show you your Workplace e one more thing this will be your evaluation maybe that’s when we’ll get our health insurance probation the week is done was that you will be when you when you start a new job and you’re on your I think it is the probation probation period one week to show us Have you been fired during your probation period I’ve never been fired because I am lawful good I’ve never been fired but but I have been told to give the money back what does that mean give what money back that you earned yeah that is almost worse than being fired that is way Worse uh okay so we’ve got some things we got some a bunch of stuff curus Den open on weekends I wonder if there are other Grims there my instructions welcome Grim here are the files on humans who are in life-threatening situations within your domain I’m granting you time to settle In so no difficult rules and requests as of today we need to make one of these two people I suppose die send me the files by fact after you’ve made your decision good luck on the first day fate also I will do a quick little shout out To fav Uncle disco fish moly and Lauren for doing their so many donations I love I love I love you guys they swe holy moles what sweetties vote now time left wait so we’ve got Kamala Altamont who is 36 and a robotics engineer she has been introduced what the [ __ ] where Did I get that word has been into robotics ever since oh their parents gifted them a mechanical construction set for their seventh birthday they used to work at the space Exploration Agency designing oh my God we’ve run out of time no no that’s for Chat I thought it was for us to be sent to the other planets they are an avid fan of violent action films okay oh yeah Terri so chat voted di well it’s almost 50/50 which is probably fa’s fault um can I okay so I’ll remember that it was In favor of spare for that one so this person Kio has lived in four different countries finally sitting down in the sun County wine region where they now work as is a viticulturist they enjoy fast food cooking and horse riding and have seven grandchildren who visit often Oh my goodness yeah he’s old as [ __ ] though look at him oh that’s true how old in comparison well she’s obviously contributing to society with her robotic he’s a farmer old people do not contribute to soci chat says die Boomer all right so are you all right with that we’ll kill this one Yeah oh how do I he Farms [Laughter] wine all right Lydia Farms wine too he does yes directly into her [Laughter] liver all right so we’ve spared one and killed another could we choose to kill both look at that we could do but but we want to keep it balance they said also We should not go too wacky and too wild and too uh out of control this is the problem Boba can’t actually she’s got to do this job properly M I’m I yes as all jobs that I’ve she she can’t she cannot get fired from this video game no it Will ruin my perfect record I’ve never been fired yes you have we’ve been playing lethal company we’ve been fired a few times uhoh I’m having a Crisis crisis I’m having a crisis oh look he’s so beautiful oh so now do I go home for the day look his trousers are too Big who even is they are very baggy I don’t know how to the GM office where are we going oh oh the man fate let’s go there let’s see how what they say the new death welcome how was your first day bad a person died but also like my first Days give us your money back you literally killed someone someone died goodness remember lives are on the line I see exactly one person perished today did you figure out the best choice did you figure out the best choice there were only two options I like as if there’s a third option which Is can this not be like the the plot of Death Note when there where they’re all like bad people we just kill the bad people nobody has to die though they have to yeah make more I think there’s been two really good depictions of of like death or the Grim Reaper that I’ve Liked you going say Grim Fandango that’s a good one is The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy I don’t know if he’s really doing his job though he’s just hanging out with two idiots um yeah but that’s like their dream that’s true I do love hanging out with two idiots says G Star um I liked the one from the Sandman the death personification from the Sandman and then also if you’ve watched House of Usher I really like how that was done as well I haven’t seen House of us it was really good big recommend such is the unfortunate indisputable incontrovertible Ironclad law of Cosmos Question um nope keep your eye on down to clown and keep up the good work yes sir a new day awaits off you go now I didn’t even get to go to bed do I sleep you’re you’re dead you don’t need to sleep I got are death Points oh oh we do we have our personal quarters oh I don’t even feel like I got to sleep it’s that’s what my sleeps feel like I didn’t get to talk to them I got 300 death points now I don’t know what this means I’m going to put them in my Drawer maybe you’ve got a a a tweet but it’s not a tweet oh oh you can flip coins to decide whether as well okay I’ve got a Tinder message is this like papers please yeah but it’s like yeah tomorrow science intense debates ensue as freelance engineer and Vil’s custom designed combat robots with Extensive weapon attachments we made the wrong decision chat you made the wrong decision oh death of Bitter culture is drastically lowers the overall quality of wines cryp of Decay announced new concert tour on Walmart and Beyond chat all right I’m going to look at these first and then we’ll weigh on in On them cuz I I guess everybody’s just a [ __ ] we just got have to kill everybody I wonder what would have happened if we let the wine Man live I wonder it probably still would have been made you feel bad about it yeah like the other Lady would be like all children die in a accident that could have been saved by robots or something man this man gets so drunk that he used his uh combine harvester to run over his seven grandchildren yes true I I am available writing video games Biff is just Thinking about Frank and hooker again yes she just loves people when am I not thinking I just want PE I just want to see Lord mowa de yeah lawn mower deaths big vehicular deaths vehicular vehicular step out of the vehicle all right so Gart cuts and Carves stone blocks out of oh [ __ ] sorry out of stone at the local Quarry that’s basically it there’s very little else going on in their lives their dream is to visit some of the highest mountains in the world and maybe cut a tiny chunk of stone out of those two oh um Frankie Is 43 tour manager uh extreme metal band from the outskirts of Cosmopolis City so far they’ve organized three concert tours across the sea two and around Walmart all of which have been cancelled Midway through he’s a Mason kill him uh mostly due to the capriciousness of the singer and then Leon is 46 and he a cobbler can’t even count the amount of shoes they’ve made Jesus spare him but g g wants the man with the feet the foot man well no technically if I wanted the men with the feet to be spared I would have spared The wine man because they squish they do and this man actually puts shoes on feet he hides the feet yeah so death to this man death to The Cobbler um they dream of making shoes that gives an understanding of how it feels to be in other people’s shoes because actually wearing other people’s Shoes doesn’t really give any particular insights so I wore oie’s shoes yesterday and I got the Insight that you know she’s very she likes to be very comfy and fashionable nice right and then the when I was driving down I put my own shoes on and I was like these are Really uncomfortable and I put the wrong feet oh my goodness what a mile in this L don’t even sausage all right we’ll vote on the foot guy first all right what are we thinking chat do we kill the man that hides the feet or do we beare Him because he takes care of the feet I just don’t think he’s particularly useful no he walks around Barefoot who needs a cobbler I’m disappointed because he doesn’t make pies cobbler like a peach cobbler yeah that’s all I think about when I think of cobbler yeah that’s all I think about that’s all I think about notes for orders I read it this are you talking about one human with an engineering or industrial background has to die so we can’t is he an engineer’s well engineer shoes yeah I guess wait what do the other two do I forget most jobs are Engineering jobs to be honest yeah so chat voted to diey him yeah oh my gosh I wish I could layer this wait vote chat to die him chat voted to die him what are you doing you’re just dragging a coin yeah so I can remember so we can vote on each I’m doing a chess maneuver in my brain so they want us to kill engineering or industrial what is which one is I feel like that’s this person then right so I think this person that does the the the Quarry I think that’s important because no yeah because that’s probably Going to be like water related and you know if we don’t have someone important there might be a flood or something and Frankie’s just a tour manager of [ __ ] [ __ ] yeah but this is this is how they get us cuz they’re like look at these two useless Idiots and then you’ve got the engineer yeah which they want us to kill one engineering or industrial background I think we have to kill we have to kill Gart when I see this name my head just said fart yeah yeah it’s it’s I just think about fart when I think wait can I Just one second yeah oh better is up that might be too yeah that was like really you can always yeah you just maybe we can kill all of them if we think they’re all going to be garbage all right vote for this one chat Frankie might be Fine kill them dead chat chat just wants everybody dead to die yeah this person’s just Unreliable which for me I honestly I would I would kill anybody that is unreliable yes like here’s the thing okay that’s such a statement I would just kill anyone anybody that I cannot rely on get out get out get out so they said live for this one and die die I Mean we could kill both of these so we’re kill we’re killing a person who’s responsible for a dam yeah oh y cast is wiped out oh no so they said die this one stay down this is just Quarry what dam is this yeah there’s no isn’t a Quarry like a a dam no it’s a hole it’s but what goes in the Hole uh they take the stone out of it okay they but sometimes afterwards they fill quaries with water which is probably what you’re thinking of and then the children fall in and it’s like A a like a local tragedy death trap yeah yeah so if we kill that person then I think we will save a lot of kids right it’s like didn’t that happen in stranger things oh my God speaking of Diggy Diggy Hole have you been to the toilets in the Ladies I am going somewhere with this oh the handwashing how to remember how long to wash your hands for it’s basically like don’t they’ve got the hand washing Stu no like it’s like I am a dwarf and I’m ding a hole DIY Diggy Hole Diggy di hole why supped be doing This I am a dwarf and I’m ding a hole she’s just washing one finger over and over again G how was the second day of oh no I haven’t seen the bathroom I can’t wait I can’t wait to go for a pee yeah how was first day look there’s an uncle Ninja an Alpa oh that was me I’m a ding you do first a dingus we got an alpega A Timothy 500 oh my God Timothy and thank you so much for Tut very sweet and Uncle ninja Uncle ninja there’s so manyala some very good sweeties Chloe XO and some no name Provided red mouse Dr koopa1 oh goodness there’s so many you guys are BR you real I I’m I feel so um loved #b List It gladdens me to hear that I see many deaths uhoh didn’t they say to kill two people yeah not yeah not yeah yeah no I bought it the Collection oh one one human please is one not a human such errors we killed two human not a human they just jump into that one must not be human can I have vacation no I apprciate I’ve got green makeup on today is it green screened o follow the rules maybe ever so slightly That’s pretty cool that’d be amazing got transparent eyelids oh my goodness that cat is the cat is puring we saw some cats yesterday didn’t we we oh my God Lydia sent me a picture of yes I got that waiting in the bed in the bed mhm and I said what a man What a man I am so [ __ ] in love with Lambo the picture you posted where the ball is next to him and he’s like this and his tfes are out I saved that from Twitter because I thought he was so perfect in it he’s a boy and Pam is a Boy she’s just they’re all boys they’re all boys I love them Pam gave me stink eye what like as in is it like pink eye but I looked she had one little port hole on her and I put my eye against it now my eye is stinky which which port hole did You put your eye up against don’t do that she had to face I go to the other side yeah that’s the wrong end is it oh no and and Hastings has gotten so big such a big boy he go so [ __ ] big oh my oh my God there’s so many Papers so two humans have to die no specifics check the news I want want to see what we did oh my God stone cutter crushed in an avalanche during a ski skiing vacation that’s fine Crypt of Decay finally blasts across Walmart and Kenia with a stunning series of concerts Crowds amaz we did oh they were in the previous news I think as well not ble ble not ble so we’ve got to kill two people new day Dawns with slightly few people uh don’t take it out on the humans can I just interrupt you slightly Because it’s just my boy are conics yeah £500 holy so much Zer you are an incredible human being and we love you so much so much insane he’s been one of the the best friends to me like through the past three years as well I just what A what a wonderful person and then £50 from soless soulless Persona thank you very much I’m going to go I got to go see Z’s cat he go go boys all right let’s uh let’s read these so so we’ve got Kathy who’s a nurse born to migrant parents uh Kathy was expected To go far but never became a doctor they toil long hours at the local hospital and love their job on not being gentle with needles around old patients who accidentally touched their butt uh when not working Kathy lives in a tiny apartment doing laundry sleeping and eating takeouts that’s me I was also Expected to go for and never became a doctor oh my goodness I was like one of those um gifted and talented kids and they were like you’re going to go to Cambridge you’re going to go to Oxford you got to get your name and liks you’re Going to be somebody you’re going to be a star and then put me put me in a special uh special class now I’ll you know I’ll those kids burn out yeah I could beat those kids now I could beat up those kids now anything and yeah now I just do laundry in my in my house goodness I [ __ ] love doing laundry I do I do love folding clothes I love it I like when it’s warm I think this person’s non-binary cuz they said they all of them are they oh are they all of Them are en well when you die what does it matter right I guess when you’re alive what does it matter that’s also true don’t matter Okay so we’ve got cavonius um who is 44 is a hunter survivalist originally a systems engineer for a large tech company cavonius that’s a good name very strong Name has recently begun promoting love a Return To Grim survivalism to a hunter State [ __ ] stalking prey and Forest National Parks and regular parks of the world any living Beast is considered fair game and this does mean any he’s going to be a murderer well we Know how he’s a cough syrup he’s cough medicine with clout ears a bit of a [ __ ] yeah he’s definitely a [ __ ] Merl is 32 she’s a game designer gamer gamer uh been trying to make the greatest this game for a while now to find inspiration and because they Love traveling they attend a diverse range of gaming events conventions and conferences it’s really just a specific type of Tourism Merl also enjoys Marathon running are they a gamer though that’s [ __ ] up yeah Gamers do not have that kind of endurance oh I certainly don’t have any endurance I walked over From my hotel I’m like I’m done I’m going to take a nap now I do really want those sofas amazing for they’re pretty good so good for napping I had a great nap um so we’ve got an airplane pilot colba Cola also related to Columbo yep yep lumbo distinguished War veteran These days working as a well regarded passenger airplane pilot they’re happily married and have five children as a hobby Columba is extremely interested in the history of religious buildings I like they are happily married and have five children as a hobby as a hobby this my hobby oh my Godari 23 unemployed dropped out of high school to be a film star after years of attempts theyve only managed to land one role in an embarrassing commercial starts out the competition for being an actor she’s gone I don’t know why she’s gone why why that that that tickle you Your bubbles even come off and the floor I know a I know a story about boof she’s told us a commercial story right which one was that or was it a commercial or was you were in something on TV oh yeah I was a TV presenter yeah And that’s all I managed [ __ ] do I like I’m got to be a St this is again I’m got to be a star can to have your name in lights kid we’re going to make you big you are a star you’re in the York’s cast true you’re beloved we downloaded videos From YouTube and presented them like people had sent them in and go what do you think text into this number I work next to Bab station there’s all these women babe station The Babe station I kept I kept getting nose beds I had to Quit oh no oh no all right chat1 an hour it was dead good money just to [ __ ] stand around we me and the producer played Nintendo DS games watch movies winning because I was like on and I for like 20 seconds and I [ __ ] off and I Came back again I was like what do you think what why does Chad want this person to die they don’t they don’t want them to die oh [ __ ] I thought it was death and I was like what the heck they just want to they just want to sparing this one in Mind we got to kill two people chat so if you have two people in mind that think should die we definitely need to keep Columbo alive yes Columbo a nice he’s got to solve some Mysteries oh got to solve a murder are you is Columbo a Detective yes oh this says I don’t think is that a British thing yeah he’s an American it’s an American thing watch some Columbo It’s [ __ ] amazing okay I binged all of it and I’m just like I don’t feel any clever for it but it’s [ __ ] great oh okay I never knew I Never knew CH that’s who CH Colombo is named after this little detective oh because Lydia loves her like detective things oh my God that is so cute and who’s pam pam and yeah great detective of 90210 the reason she was always running was to solve a crime Oh well she was also in Baywatch so chat wants Connie to die I did love Bay Watch what does uh I mean yeah Connie’s not really doing anything but I mean okay hold up a mirror I was going to say I’ll do it though all right you’ve got to kill one more Person I’m guessing you’re going to go with fav fa the hunter would you say that looks like kill fa you like obviously it’s fav like look what he’s doing though look at 83% he is going to he’s endangering species f is like spare he’s endangering species any living Beast is considered Fair game it’s going to be murderer the greatest the greatest Beast to hunt human human human the the the most best game oh die goodbye fa I like your bed but you’re going to but you dead F it’s time to die so I guess then are we defaulting Chat are you Columbo needs to live definitely we’ll do that for boof I well he’s got kids yeah but he’s also a pilot and he could could that’s the reason to kill him he’s a pilot and I don’t trust yes I’m just trying to think of like the Possible outcome if he lives or dies right yeah okay well he is living thank you to Narin for the 200 Nar Nar thank Youk you so much you’re amazing you are amazing and grenal with a 100 isn’t that the bad guy from B wolf huh huh uhhuh the bad guy from Bill his Hobby is having kids I think we’ve done a good job today three lives two deaths grindle people are saying I do I do I do thank you for the 35 fireart the blue phoenix thank you for the 10 uh Morton thank you for the 35 Morton [ __ ] smiley face Morton’s a sweetie Always been a sweetie always will be a sweetie sweee my latest spawn three days you have been with us how do you feel I am hungry I am actually hungry me too probably some of the psychic residue left over from the creation making a death is not simplistic Alchemy I like This genre and setting I think in it like being a grim reaper I love death yeah I killing people Grim f excellent game now that you’ve you reminded me of Manny Cal Manny Cal to be in order that’s not on fire rules and marks the correct am of profiles turning the battleship really Is not much else to say some very good Vocal Stems in Grim fan some echo or whatever the [ __ ] oh 300 was he he was like pretty chill about us that day was he yeah he’s like he did a good job oh yeah yeah he wasn’t displeased with us he wasn’t Displeased he was not displeased back to work I think we can probably do one or two more days before we have to probably take a small break and then Switcheroo or yeah what uh lecturer I thought was lactator notifications oh yes I want to see the the the consequences Oh we saved a bunch of people oh all survived in a plane crash due to skillful efforts of a pilot nurse wins a prestigious award there’s more to Medicine than just doctors so maybe we did [ __ ] up the first day with the wine man and the other yeah I think we [ __ ] Up oops Yeah because they’re presenting you with people that are like mhm you know not so like they’re not contributing loads at that time but that doesn’t mean that they still can’t mhm oh the iron me going they’re just never going to contribute to society cuz They’re old yeah you are so old to the farm artist survives getting mauled by a bewell on a run I think that’s the game designer officers find dozens of half nod human bones in a Cellar near Midway Park I don’t know what that is maybe the Game maybe oh it must be no no you killed the fa man fav fav man the hunter fav bones F bones can I get them ND on in a little cave f bones of my money get my money three humans have you looked outside today it rains it’s been raining for hours just Like real life here are some rules three humans have to die oh all right let me oh we got a 19-year-old student sasia Sasquatch sasquat here you know what I heard they killed their whole clan so maybe they should die oh it’s Solon not are you speaking English right now What the you should know it’s Naruto SAS sasia that is such a Str fake anime I don’t really like nuto anime enjoyer oh my God I’m crying she’s bullying me I got a notification on my phone right mhm um and it it’s from Sid I don’t Sid the And it’s like Louis does the Christmas poning yeah but it comes up on my phone because it poo Louis does the Christmas poo is puning do you think puning is a sex move totally it has to be it’s close to spooning but don’t they say like pun Tang for [ __ ] yeah yes if someone said that to me my vagina would turn into a desert and crawl away is a sex I don’t want I’ve just imagined it crawling away I don’t want to it’s like a face hook oh puny what is Urban Dictionary say probably not something good Monas Oh are you talking about this one with the makes the partner seriously moist while still wearing a thong can you imagine saying that to your partner during sex oh yeah I am seriously vo listen TJ’s like take a break got that stream unrelated unrelated shall I just You know what I’m going to I’m going to do a quick um oh you’re going to like quick fire yeah yeah yeah okay okay I like it die uh die Y and sasia die SAS SAS die and you can live and then let’s just see I haven’t looked at any of them And then I will go upstairs to my job man we’ll speedrun what he says real quick and then we’ll look at the text message and see what hav isn’t this game like it’s a good I do actually really like it yeah it’s it’s it seems like it’s very chill yeah it’s more chill Than papers please but it’s like it’s got a really good set you even aded to my it’s in the collection it’s in the collection the cat emit I like the way that it said the cat emits a delighted meow meow cats emit meows and they emit they’re aliens they are that’s how they That’s how they communicate and then I go work real quick and I see what happens oh I’m so excited wonder if making message okay Corker disaster stri unidentified assassin oops Southern neighbors killed uh intelligence agency uncovering connections between Ultra rich and presidential assassination that sounds all right chauffeur evades Attackers by trying to assassinate visiting Diplomat I think I did very badly you did no no that’s the chauffeur evades attackers oh okay that’s a good thing and I thought they were they were trying to assassinate I don’t know I don’t think so but that that last one Scientists discover new strain of super tuulos super Tu super tuis I am going to die I have got to cough get your vaccinations I said pretty good only one bad one I think only one bad one well that was death taxes uh if you’re interested in playing it it’s in the Collection which you can pick up for £35 or more by donating to the jingle jam there are also individual campaigns by creators as well so if you have someone or a specific charity that you’d like to support you can do that or donate to overall all the Chari And then this will be a game you can get and if you’re a streamer you can turn on Twitch integration and have your chat vote too which is really fun it’s really fun it’s great fun even if you’re not streamer just get some mates around yeah It’s good to be in a Discord call and do it and then I mean like there you go it probably can be in an offline chat but yeah we’ll be back after a quick break and then we will be playing start again and then we’ll see which one of us takes Over for that and then we’ve got a little blurb about it so we will see you in a few minutes yeah bye bye bye we’re movember with the men’s health charity um we represent men globally and we’re here to stop men dying too young so unfortunately men are dying 6 years Too early and in general we can prevent that from happening a lot of these things are preventable so the funds that are raised through jingle jam and were raised last year they’re going towards building programs around men being being able to build social connections which we know makes a huge difference their Mental health and suicide prevention and obviously we fund a lot of work around prostate cancer research and obviously testicular cancer awareness as well which is really important so any funds that are given this year will be going towards our core investment areas and you’ll be helping men all over the World jingle jam will be running from the 1st to the 14th of December consider giving those donations to movember and any donations you give us we promise will be used to help men live happier healthier longer lives It’s Yeah Chras Chas Christmas Day Mer Christmas Day Yeah F Yeah Hello welcome back everybody we’ve got our next game set up I’ll do the quick little intro and then we’ve got some little gift things so this game is called start again and I’ve got a little blurb here from the Creator um the dev is insert dis 5 and they are A solo Dev they said I’m lucky to be able to make games and if I can help people by putting my game in a bundle for charity that’s even better jingle jam supports causes I’m passionate about like helping LGBT youth so I’m very glad To be a part of it they also have um their next and final game in this series called in stars in time which will be available now on PC switch and Playstation uh it says 4/5 but I like to think it’s PlayStation 4 fth four yeah four and 34s Adrian Thank you so much for uh giving your games to the collection it’s very nice and it looks like cute art yeah’s very cute I like it um so pedin is out on the couch and he’s given a gift to Gar and to boo he’s given me a present I got a Present present from from and it’s wrapped and everything yes which I’m surprised he was able to do that cuz I did wrap all of his gifts for him that’s that’s pretty impressive wrapping not bad I have to open it like apparently yeah down below the desk just in case Just in case and you decide what you want to show on this it is not a framed picture of peguin though that would be very unbrand oh oh I love I love it do you know the reference yes so this is I’ll explain it too if any of you ever thought that Peguin is not thoughtful he’s very th pedin watched a video from red letter media and they discussed this vinyl and album and cover which is very spicy it’s a very spicy cover but it’s it’s a canatal corpse uh vinyl record mhm so he specifically searched on eBay and all Over the place to find it oh he so she’s very proud of this gift I am so happy with it as well oh I’m going to give him a big cuddle because I’m going to listen to it as well but I like also don’t want to open it but it’s green It’s a green record it’s green vinyl with yellow splatter as well I don’t know what that is so basically they um it’s just a very it’s colored disc oh okay yeah it’s just like a color with like a splatter pattern it’s a very spicy artwork but it is also very sweet And thoughtful gift it’s a very thoughtful gift it’s it’s violence unimagined and I don’t have it and I’m going to listen to it and I’m going to enjoy it I’m going to sit there and say ped could got me he said I know that she likes these guys and they talked about It they talked about cannibal Corps they went through all what was it it was like did they they were just talking about vinyl like um album titles and stuff because oh it was um and I think they showed that specific one and it took him forever like he asked me for help Finding it too and he ended up finding it but it did take him forever also we went in person to multiple record shops around here and Louis even went with us oh my God couldn’t find it anywhere here so he had to order it I think from Germany on EBay eBay is always your what a sweet man don’t get don’t that is so lovely of him he was just he was on a he was on a [ __ ] I I am going to treasure it forever I honestly I I really am he’s a very nice man that’s so lovely and then G Stars got a very special gift from pwin as well he also wrote my name on it but oh wait feels liquidy you can open yours right for everyone to see as well I think he’ll be getting you something else as well but this is just to let your Whistle I hate it I hate it oh that’s disgusting so he also likes the J position of boof’s gift to G star’s gift look at the picture on it though it looks just like me is it going to be green screen Isen screen it’s a pickle it looks a lot Worse yeah yeah yeah just turn off the king real quick so the pickle is called hot mama and I believe it’s a Spicy Pickle it’s a Spicy Pickle Spicy Pickle you’re a hot mama so enjoy your Christmas pickle G star games I feel like it’s that Meme again with the breakfast breakfast for The favorite Child yes with the teddy bear and then I get the cross yeah I’m the favorite Child and I get favorite children get Cannibal Corpse albums and um the least favorite child gets a spicy pickles I would said oh I got a bunch of Sophie’s gifts they’re great they’re really nice They’re really nice like I got Sophie some really lovely presents and then I got gar some stuff they’re bad they’re bad yeah said they’re bad I was like what the [ __ ] he told me he was like he was like they’re not all bad no he did get you some those yeah well so Every year I get him really nice really thoughtful gifts uh so this year I went with like a couple of gag gifts and like two nice ones so one is called a ball gag gag gift that would have been a great idea it’s not too late there’s sex Shops around here damn it let’s go I wonder if Lou will come with us let Sim three daughters go inside mou yes there you go shut up stuffs it right in there I’ll put the spicy hot mama pickle in Simon’s Gob yeah well you can edit the um the emote That you guys have together to just be the hot oh my God could you both put one end during your your cursed craft stream well like lady in the [ __ ] I I I would I would just going to be I would die for that true and then You can green screen whatever you want in there perfect it’s like the baby burning all over again yes I hate my life goodness dying thanks pen for the pick we love you you’re a nice man you’re lovely man he’s very sweet he’s so kind of thoughtful actually like you Know he doesn’t seem like the kind that would be thoughtful meanwhile everyone’s like I hate him he’s the worst person ever and then when you know him it’s like wait people say they hate him online they do wankers what online he’s got haters thing if you can believe it He’s just he like he’s very nice I noticed there was one thing he he does like just very like just he defaults to being nice so the other day you were sat on the floor with ush and you went to get up and he started getting up first because he was Going to help you up and I was like this [ __ ] cring Lord is so nice such a dwe cringe Lord Jesus he’s always concerned about other people he he he always like wants he’s offering to walk everybody back to where they need to be and he’s Like text me when you get back in dad do he I remember at insomnia like 63 or something I think I’d like met him for the first time there and um he’d like like was like oh yeah I’ll walk you back to your hotel and I was like oh you Don’t know me but that’s that’s really nice he’s a nice guy he’s always looking out for other people he’s got his a little bad little rap cuz he likes to be spicy he’s a bit trolly sometimes but we like it well yeah we I mean well sometimes we wouldn’t we wouldn’t Put up with it he wouldn’t do it if we didn’t like it yeah you know if he knew that it if if he know something bothers you he won’t do it yeah exactly yeah a nice nice little man thank you pet a good oh look I like there’s an option on This game to wish list the next game mhm that’s actually pretty good all right so who wants to try this out I think it’s if you grab a controller we each have one on the corner of our desk so whoever wants play it might be Controller right so G Stars that’s fine oh no don’t get close to me Girls uh God I don’t remember the last time I used a Xbox controller PlayStation Master awesome awesome gamer oh I like this art so far it’s cute glad we have these lights to light our way The house’s residual energy perhaps it was a house of change after All well there must be a way to make this water disappear somehow let’s look around a bit more what she like of yours may have this little one G Star this little mouse oh yes of course just borrow it real quick oh oh I like this and I can’t Remember what game I’m getting the viub yeah yeah yeah is it a bit it reminds me of things oh was that I couldn’t even discern that c cphon okay cphon everything okay you look really lost in thought I don’t think we’re very far from the top we can as always you Don’t even get a second to catch your breath at least you have your smile on that’s a plus they cute so you are at ah yep you remember the last day the castle the last floor the king get back on the stage what a cutie you worried are you Worried about fighting the king SI oh I like this person worried I’ve never seen him get worried about anything your turn something like I get worried sometimes that’s true sehim was very worried when you almost ran into a trap a few floors ago don’t have to mention it Again there are you guys done talking can we finally go now we’ve been climbing up the castle for a while the king shouldn’t be much farther and victory has to be just around the corner let’s go and let’s stay focused everyone yes I like when they put eyelashes on on Mask presenting characters I didn’t even notice I love a i he’s got his nails painted too yeah nice we’ve come this far with no trouble so getting through the last floor and beating the king will surely be a piece of cake you know better oh okay Well you’ll figure it out thanks well we can use keyboard anyway mhm I’ll do a little so we got 500 from Coral Luna cor what a sweetie thank you so much that is incredible that is so good mhm thank you so much Gwen we’ve got 200 from uh Bento Pot who donated to the secret mode Bento thank you so much let’s got a whoop whoop for screen quid thank you so much Bento oh we can uh choose your character we’ve got quite a few 100 Pounders uh Ryan Brian uh guy awesome fireart The Blue Phoenix slightly And then oh yes and then fireart the blue phoenix um oh and they I think they were donating specifically to DAV and Joe did or are doing a 24-hour stream M um and then we’ve got slightly Tango Hive phaser and e thank you so much everybody I also saw that xnl Donated look look see look oh look thank you for the for the 35b we’ve got smiley face from Whit lock I think Whitlock has been one of the top donators as I remember correctly um I’m looking through oh my God Sally Mander Sally Mander perfect thank you from the Netherlands oh Honestly thank you all so so much and we do get a lot of donations but it’s like look at a special gar one shall I read it for you without your glasses oh my God 225 lb from Captain Flint 13 hey G haven’t been around in a long time but I Couldn’t miss jingle jam happy Christmas to you and everyone else thank you Captain Flynn you are so much Angels you’re all Angels it’s our favorite time of the year and it’s even more special this year because we’re all together it is we finally have boo here I finally Exist she’s here we materialized in body but not in brain head always empty oh I mean I’m sleepy I’m so sleepy I can’t do I can’t keep up with the young ones these days oh so we we’re a bit lost in this we in the castle Yeah we’re on the the Floor before the king M we have to fight them or something right like fighting into I like this nice this next donation £ 35 from Anonymous thanks for Laughs getting my circumcision this Friday so I will definitely need jingle jam to keep me happy for the first week Of recovery listen it’s no joke getting circumcised when you’re an older age and you have to remember and be present for it um I know someone who did it when they were older my advice is don’t wear pants or trousers if you can just wear a big loose T-shirt just walk around just nude yeah maybe just a blanket I don’t know if it’s a joke or not but I mean I’m not taking it as one so never take listen yeah that’s no joke cir I don’t care it’s yeah I don’t care like it’s just good advice yeah don’t wear Pants good advice but £70 from No Name provided thank you no name thank you we have to reduce it to this unsettling stale seate the smells the lights the pap here the Pall here’s another artistic thing that I really like when people do this detail is when someone has dark skin and Then like the palms of their hands have like the the lighter color I like that nice attention to detail oh yeah it’s good representation as well I know a lot of PC really appreciate that there anywh we have left to defeat the king then let’s get to it yes we’ve got to stay Positive oh yes quite thank you Zang not the right way well don’t give me a door and then not let me go inside 12 years this like snake oh it is it’s good and then you go I like the little witch character leading the way I think that’s us with The little hat what is that she’s literally me she’s literally oh those beans oh a tear oh you bring your hand up and touch the tear uh-oh what the heck G Star how could you do this what oh um so crying kills you uh so never cry Or out of luck or you will die right a luck our tears are poisonous to ourselves the tears of oh wait what is this like H interesting it’s kind of like what Earthbound undertail amori lots of cute little games like that it’s probably a Rog like right Oh maybe so cuz it like resets you m I have been getting more and more into Rogue likes over the years yes I always had the idea like oh I don’t want my you know stuff to reset like I don’t want to lose the stuff that I work so hard for Now I’m just like I get it yeah I get I totally get it it’s fun but and some of them are so difficult but it is rewarding and like uh be of Isaac what’s that called Binding of Isaac B Bing of why did I say the birth of Isaac I mean he Is birthed as well I guess yeah he gets birthed he gets birthed defeat the king just stay away from Tears Don’t Cry gar don’t cry oh I can’t help myself I am a big cry baby always the king here oh oh impassible I like the tears though they Look like jelly be binding B BAC BAC BAC oh hello a statue of the change God it’s been destroyed oh my good vinda 1,000 that is incredible thank you so much Vendo a very generous person I see you Jesus Christ Jesus that’s wonderful that’s beautiful thank you so much what A nice what a nice various nuts that’s a lot of nuts that’s a lot of nuts oh my godo thank you so so much we’ve got 150 from No Name provided 45 from Patty Joe thank you so much thank you Cody Goodman saw the tears first been watching for 10 Years since high school thank you so much so was both pretty much pretty much 35 lb from trumpet skeltal SK with some more dudes oh freak undo oh freak and then um 10 lb from Ally thank you so much and 100 lb from elas elas or Elias elas I was I had No idea best wishes to all the yog knuts no GH and that yog knot so do with that as you will thank you so much that is that is just amazing I’m always in awe I know of people’s generosity any any amount of donation is insane but when You get the big ones it’s like what the what the mhm throw swish done something to the tears yeah are we claiming them maybe the rock froze okay the new donation perfor okay 35 pounds from Orin performing my first circumcision this Friday getting very nervous so my hands Are very shaky hopefully this first week of jingle jam will calm my nerves going to be a lot of uncut uh people uh roaming around yes make it make it nice make it nice and neat do there’s like a few different ways you can do it I don’t Get circumcisions I’ll be real with you I know that might be controversial but like as in you yourself don’t get them yeah I I’m on no I mean like I don’t get it don’t you need the skin to like it no you don’t need it it makes it more Difficult but the thing is is there is um a condition called I think fimosis or something likeis where the forkin is too tight and can’t be pulled back properly and it’s very pain I see okay cuz I know a lot of people in America are like it’s It’s a very common and normal thing to be cut yes it’s more cultural and like there’s a lot of misconception about there is religious reasons well yeah so yeah not so much in the UK though I don’t think no other than the religious groups yeah other than the religious Yeah you know what side of the fence I’m on chat unless for medical reasons then yeah yeah take it off if you need To so we’ve got to throw rocks at these tear right M makes sense I like that art is a little bit Steven univers a nice this is like Boba a nice lady told me when my sister got Frozen no I know it’s not true I’m not stupid Just it would be nice if that was true so so you should touch the weird Frozen water and be Frozen and let me know how it goes p p being frozen in time doesn’t hurt it doesn’t bring you a wonderful dream either yeah it’s just like missing a stair step And being stuck in midair forever oh I hate that feeling when you come down super hard when when you start of missing yeah have you ever fallen downstairs before oh yeah loads painful just a little bit not a big one really not a big T oh I’ve Gone down like a whole flight Jesus Christ she fell down some stairs went across the landing and fell down the other ones some quickly warned her about the stairs she fell down them and she goes this keeps happening well when I was younger a girl that I hated push me down the Stairs yeah D no why do you hated her she was awful she gave you a pretty good reason yeah no she was terrible I hated her but yeah I went down the stairs on a skateboard and heard a b trying to grind on the rail I what she was doing she she Was trying to ride a skateboard down the stairs this was recently you know this was like couple years ago Oh that girl was Simon that girl was Simon that not wrong waren you about the stairs bro take a nap don’t take a don’t take a nap you’ll die soon enough Anyways that’s how I feel when I take a nap in the afternoon and I take like too long of one and I wake up and I’m like what where am I this is why I don’t like taking naps I know you’re a nap her but I love my nap I can’t I just can’t I have to set a timer for like an hour and a half and that’s if I sleep longer than that I’m like I I leave this realm of existence and enter a new one can you read what’s on the wall those notes or Anything no have you ever taken a nap and then woken up and thought that it was a.m. instead of p.m. yes I had the weirdest dream last night yeah I I had a shower with Louis but he was just making fun of the amount of soap I was Using God it wasn’t it wasn’t like a a a weird thing yeah like we were just like I was just having a shower just like a community one it was like a community shower and he was like you’re using a lot of of soap there not like out of my Shower well because my shower I couldn’t have a shower last night so it was on my mind don’t know why Louis was there I could just see s the chat going it’s not a sex thing not a sex thing it was just Community shower just Community if you don’t shower with your Homies then well cuz I was in the oast offices there was something there are showers downstairs as well I could have come in for a shower right my so I went back to my hotel and I and I wanted a shower and the water was cold I left it Running on a phone reception they were like there was a problem but it’s fixed now you tried running the water for ages I was like yeah and then I was running the tap and it got a bit warmer I was like okay now now we’re talking got in The shower started to wash my face wash my face oh my God it’s getting cold and the shower is really [ __ ] it just I hate that it just doesn’t work especially this time of year yeah so I I went to bed grumpy and wanting a shower I would Been so myed I would have been myed I was I was Fu [ __ ] look at this little thing a sadness oh look at the eyelashes sadness is on slaying mhm don’t get overwhelmed now come on we’ve seen tons of those already ah sorry sorry um you’ve heard It all before but if you managed to make her talk through strategy well we’re going to talk them to death this is great I got that don’t worry cute oh no what should we do don’t tease me sephine I can’t figure this out okay so first we Should fight until you can’t anymore pay attention to types and weaknesses yeah the traveler scissors type I will refrain from saying anything I will refrain fast can make everyone faster we’ve already talked about circumcision we talked about a lot of things yeah this stream was a mistake it Was fast can make everyone faster the fighter rock type h oh Rock paper scissors yeah interesting maybe she’ll be paper the house oh my God scissors paper Okay scissors and paper that’s an interesting thing yeah I like that okay heels researcher paper paper type can use Craft Spells of any type Slow can make enemies slower the kid snack Duty I hate this sorry buddy the Sanders in here are too powerful for your tiny little arms oh which is why we made you in charge of the snacks it’s a super duper very important job you know the super duper important hi Sinvicta we we mentioned Binding of Isaac earlier and there he is the sinvicta just shows up up you say it three times and they just they’ll come the birthing of Isaac the bir the birthing don’t patronize the kid don’t patronize me all good I like these Cuties huh I didn’t think talking it out like this would help me feel better but you knew thank you s monster time monster time a here we go oh crank it crank it I’m cranking it for myself oh sadness it’s a sad little Brun this is actually a [ __ ] Banger right I like It okay so they potions Master o okay I like it okay so sadness um the researcher attacks 236 oh it’s it’s amping up the charge okay I wonder what craft does KN to meet you oh oh oh okay a natural craft SK that attacks randomly three times scissors attack the couple enemies in Half give your turn to someone else powering them up make up the time so you’ve got neutral attack a scissors attack a haste and then a buff and pass I think I kind of like this one the C buff buff pass wait so did that craft Oh oh they’re weak to that so whatever what was that a scissors one I think it was a scissors yeah oh uh analyze an enemy the skill doesn’t use a turn oh that might be good Yes for on nothing special feels not the Sad Little grunch Flower grunch I keep making Rosie laugh by calling the Grinch the gunch the gunch I like the gunch was on so there’s something really funny that the ring doorbell thing app has you can have like automatic messages played when somebody Rings you doorbell and they’ve got the gunch doing it like but it’s a really really bad impersonator really and I want to I want to I really want to set it but I also don’t want to embarrass myself I wonder if you can do custom Ones I I don’t know I wish you could because if anyone’s got a ring doorbell I’ve got a cameo I’ll be your doorbell I should get a cameo because I can go things like hey it’s me the gunch the gunch [ __ ] off I would just do that I’ll just tell people That ring your dobell to [ __ ] off yeah I didn’t ask for nothing 300b from Maxwell third year donating I try to up the amount every year wish I could give more but I know every bit helps love the scream Queens get G saying Bazinga for your doorbell yes Bazinga Bazinga Bazinga Bazinga love me scream Queens love me ORS cast simple as hope everyone has a merry Christmas and a great 2024 thank you Maxwell thank you maxwell1 from chin bonda what sweetie and 100b from Steph Steph thank you so much we’ll we’ve got some more memes on Here but thank you so much true Shale for the 50 lb um and 50 lb from the Jolly dwarf there’s so many there are some more um yeah 35 lb from Phoebe happy to donate to Coppa Fiel breast cancer can happen at any age also to anyone any Gender because it’s just it’s not boob tissue it’s breast tissue everyone has breasts so you’ve got to keep a lookout # Survivor that was uh something on The Young Ones um The Brick mail says they’re called breasts everybody has them and goes like well I don’t like but You do but you do check check your boobies check just just lovely they can get I think Copperfield has like a a tutorial on how to how to check yourself yeah and it’s always a really good idea there’s um a good place to do is the shower cuz you’re already naked in there And you’ve got to feel as high as the armpit is where the breast tissue can go so that’s where little circles all the way around to the nipple gentle gentle little that’s how I found one I had my little bump that I had to get out did Cuz I check regularly yeah I had to do that last year I think it was I had a little bump right here cuz I was doing my regular checks and I was like oh no I went and it was a benign thing but they Still did a biopsy got to do oh my god get a friend to check for you if you want to roll it around yeah just get a get Louis in the shower have him check his own have him check his own he need to check his own It was just a big tube though that’s how it was they did a little biopsy put a little met metal chip in there Y and then they put my boob between the plate and pressed it m a mamogram not pleasant no I not not fun but worth it to stay Healthy absolutely there’s there’s a lot of unpleasant things that you have to do oh tell me about it did one the other day yeah yes cervical smar test get them as well not fun the cervix if you have a cervix get it checked a lot of times if you have if You have lower body dysphoria you can also ask for slight sedation or something to help that’s really good mhm so if you have um if you’re not comfortable with it and you have a cervic but you do need to get checked I think it’s usually starting at age 21 You might be able to ask your doctor if you can have a slight sedation so that if you’re dysphoric you don’t have to feel the full sort of brunt of I wonder if you can get that for when you’re checking yourself for lumps in your breast as well because I can imagine That’ be really difficult yeah I think I wonder I think if you request it because unfortunately for a lot of folks that have cervix or you know um I guess it would be like larger breast tissue you then asking for Sedation I think they don’t normally give it to you no because They figure for a long time they didn’t even think the cervix had nerve nerve ending in it so they just would punch a hole in it and be like there you go but yeah I think a lot of times if you can ask for light sedation then it’s Something that you should advocate for yourself for because you don’t if if it’s something unpleasant you shouldn’t have to you know you shouldn’t have to go go through that just yeah anything medical is always terrifying though it is I like advocating for my friends as well when when they when like I have Friends that are really scared of doctors and I always was the person to take them to the doctor and like talk I was like that mother that would to the so here’s the problem he’s got this this this and this yeah it’s good to be the advocate for Friends and for Doctor stuffs yep mhm mhm oh I like this I like that the party sort of gets invol when you find stuff yeah a barrel a barrel a Barrel bar you can get uh post um things through the mail to check for Barrel cancer these days now as well Like send it in yeah you ow cancer yeah yeah the there’s like the regular tests you can have that check for for blood all these are stuff so anything unusual mhm mhm you oh God I wish I could get anesthetic they didn’t give me anesthetic for my cervix stuff oh it’s Hell I’m going to really ask for it when I have to get my IUD changed out I’m just going to be like listen I’m not doing it without it like no thank you awful and I’ll go around and I’ll ask different people until I get what I want yeah do that if You can yeah cuz it is wild why you sausages what are these little thing the blues they’re so cute NOP they’re immune to that regular attack oh my goodness so try that that’s an AOE isn’t it yeah Nice oh yeah they to it though yeah but the other two interesting mope okay that one’s weak to whatever that was I would be Dr house if we had a house episode because I was saying before that when I have my my crutch and I have to I I have a left-handed crutch Right and sometimes my left hip is the worst so I walk like Dr house because he walks with it he walks with it the wrong way yeah yeah H Lori H Lori she likes to come over and hit us with it and tell us we have lupus Yeah I do but it’s not lupus it’s never lupus except that one time that it was lupus O’s never seen house and I need I was telling he’s pretty I liked that show I did it got a bit daff morbid I would kind of like to watch Grace Anatomy I think because it looks so wild I’m very into my medical died de oh no my researcher is dead can you get potions from the snack child M I’m I’m adjusting pocket full of she tucking her legs in pocket full of time they’ve been up on the chair the entire time but now I’ve sat on one for too long we we’re dangling I know it’s hard to sit in a chair where your feet don’t Touch the floor yep are these not the uh they do have like you can size it yeah but I find like if I’m sat really low and I’m like on the keyboard yep but you the desk’s go gar doesn’t understand she’s normal people height almost 53 That’s that’s very tall yeah 53 is very tall you’re 3 in taller than us well four than boof I wish that were me 53 what I wouldn’t give 5 in Messiah F you should be sleeping going right now he’s going bed Dre his little puffy little tired eyes Sweet Summer Child B came in what the hell is he doing here he needs to go bed so you resed your one person yeah I resed the researcher nice but my team is really coping it right now at least the one person in the front is not they haven’t taken any damage it looks like Oh dear um do some dam was it almost lady time I was texting it she right so I was I was thinking like oh she’s texting me to tell me where she is she sent me a [ __ ] meme I don’t know where she is I said where are you just another bathroom Like mirror photo yeah she said I’m going to watch it it’s a picture that it’s got I’m going to watch this movie with subtitles and the subtitles it’s a episode of Pingo Pingu it says speaking penguines not just isn’t that what he sounds like it’s like he’s in the room with Us he’s here he like he’s right do you want to have a go sure I think we’ll be switching over relatively soonish the tear is getting close let it touch you no what’s this way just a bunch of barrels various nuts various nuts oh I like various nuts Just here and there some big fan you’re not going to catch me my mom is in Bristol uh-oh lady the lady has landed call the police the lady has landed Mr President the lady is landed the lady the lady is in the first lady of somewhere else she’s milon kees now milon kees Yeah rock hard fist what’s why is everyone screaming oh TJ TJ’s just keeping you on your toes there look boost all friends defense sure let’s do that just for fun o I like that effect lovely in it okay this is such a nice kind of thing for for someone to make like one Person did this one this is one person made by a single person which is so impressive it’s really nice I won’t lie I’m really curious about the third game yeah M mhm mhm that one I did a bit of yesterday but I was speedr running it so I didn’t didn’t get to enjoy it as much Oh uh-oh that was a big hit um let’s try that one like the traveler is a cool oneliner boosts everyone’s attack makes everyone faster makes you do a kissy face what regular attack does them also to that regular attack I wonder if the regular attack from depending on the character has a Type probably why you breathe out experience oh there’s tears spill beans my beans no okay we need to find a star Crest so the next there’s a next game in the series that’s that inst stars and time is also out so there’s this one in the in the Collection but there’s also the dev’s also done another one mhm insert dis 5 has done another one in St time to fight these Little Cuties they are so cute oh boys let’s see text randomly three times nice [Laughter] okay okay let’s try all three an AOE oh goodness one of them just Straight up is gone good they’re cute but they need to die Yeah in our way super Sparkle prism heel I like the name of that I just I just think it’s nice I know that let’s try this one this is the Prototype of stars and time M oh Interesting uh some so says so say chat this is a prototype then I’d be very interested to see what they’ve done with exactly stars and time that’s try that paper one and see how that does so I think I’ve got to do one last thing against this one I’ve done paper And scissors I think against them let’s try a neutral one this one’s pretty much dead right I think they’re yeah they just needed like um just a couple more slashes just a little bit maybe in this room is a Crest unless that walking in a barrel oh I don’t know if I can go oh yes hey we got It oh no oh oh no no no no can I oh [ __ ] they got me oh that thing noticed you we can take this one out quickly I think beep beep beep beep beep okay pretty good some two crits I think oh Jesus Oh Christ so this is this game is start Again I guess cuz every time you touch a tiar what’s this game for anyone who is uh watching it’s called um start again um it is in the collection so if you donate uh it’s a minimum of 35 then you too can experience this amazing game and for multiple good causes what a Bargain there is a link in chat jingle jam. til toy.com amazing I’m just I want to see who’s uh if it’s got who did the music it’s good oh we got a new craft skill and leveled up let’s see if I can get past this first bit the collection on Well I did not touch that little person I did not touch that little man I did not doam it I promise let’s cut all of them in half goodness I’m trying to do aoe’s on this I like on Steam it’s time Loop depression station that’s the description I thought you said seam SE On seam on Loop depression uh station time depression station definitely not depressing Uh-oh manual Manuel it’s got a lovely manual it’s like a comic M oh I like that a lot it’s got like it’s nice it’s really well styliz oh [ __ ] I hit guard that’s all right okay good what a cool Zed head1 who thanks Z head you sweetie did We say toor no Mortimer thank you for £50 what nice look at look at the look at that total man that is so huge 1 2 3 4 come on no 5 6 7 8 9 10 chat can we do that 1 chat’s going to go Way over as soon as you say 5 six seven 8 n you can do it what’s the goal so we’re at 1 2 3 4 and then we’re aiming for 1 25 is see if you can get it 1 2 3 4 5 6 78 oh is it getting that can we do it do it can we do it can we hit it no whammies no whammies wh some whammies a little bit of whammies oh oh look at it look at it it’s going oh my God 5 6 7 8 9 is what we need oh What did I tell you no did great did Bloody great though you did good job is that Booth oh my God it lot ask it’s a lot to ask oh my God it’s a peeking Booth oh yeah I keep doing it I love that okay of course I keep doing it I Love it I just keep I just keep peeping should keep peeping thank you so much everybody for a little a little trying to get the meme we love it you do so good yeah are we’re going to refund some people yeah Pikachu has done 70 pounds As well before that do you want to throw the this no the the mouse oh to go through the Nations did you want to do I know I’ve got one oh you’ve got your yeah uh thank you Pikachu uh and also thank you geeky gecko for £50 wait um The the donated to the scrub stream the 24-hour nice daff and B’s adding a new emote that he says was my IDE I think I know which one it is oh look at Lydia going look at her she’s doing something um thank 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oh that is such a clever Name Luke before you Scout before you Scout I like um to gallop supported to the Jing jum for the past three years I was a bit worried I won’t be able to donate this year as now I’m a uni student luckily I’ve got enough money still give to charity without causing Myself issues always only give what you can and and hon honestly like we understand all of us understand that never go over your means for sure like do what you can do what you can but also just by being here you’re helping yeah just watching like you’re just you know it’s good vibes Positive from a small donation to a to big one we appreciate all of it absolutely thank you so much um just spread the word exactly just spread the word and be lovely in chat support the streamers and stuff support the guys running the stream back back there oh Yeah yeah tjj is just absolutely just doing amazing some good they’re good they’re good um you’re te just like the the whole thing couldn’t couldn’t happen without them at all doing so much har has been working so hard yeah bless Pier lovely Pierre um and obviously Sarah yes Everybody works so hard to make this work seamlessly and you guys just being here and being good to everybody spreading a little bit kindness is lovely uh hex thank you so much donated £100 to erinus Bab the B the the B Erin’s TV m b m and other selfie absolutely big Old meat pie £50 thank you so much got meat P thank you so much blood and Brant £100 from Odin’s keeper cosplay wow Odin m b m m I love m b she’s a she’s isn’t she brilliant she reminds me of chuny she the last time I went there she Was on her little period my my mother’s uh pot belly miniature pig she’s not that miniature is she no she’s a big girl but she saw me and she H I haven’t seen her in a few years now cuz my parents moved out to the countryside And it’s difficult to get out there and she saw me and she goes she’s just making this little scream noise she’s scream Queen She Isam que scream Queen me baby me baby Bubba has a a Tik Tok of her talking to me baby yeah I go Miss baby She I love Miss baby she’s a good girl M baby oh I did some kind of special move uh cake B for Life donate said can you smuggle wheel booy some cake before the stream abs absolutely not no that’s against the law we don’t see Cake Boy Until he comes out of his little cage yeah well I feel like I don’t think I’ve I think I’ve done one tabs maybe but I don’t think wheel booy was present at the time or something no I did it last year and he was he was there with you Yeah and I just am like I don’t know if I could I know it you have to be mean to wheel booy oh I couldn’t be mean to him I I struggled I don’t know if I could do it I don’t know if I could do it don’t Want to get him too excited I’m going to I’m going to trip him up I’m going to plant booby traps around yeah cake and like a little mouse trap yeah I’m I’m going to bully that little I remember last year he spun the wheel and it almost went flying and he just was Like and he’s wailing goodness do we have tjs are we supposed to switch soon I think we should we’ll do one all right chat we will be back in a few minutes and we’re going to check out um arcade Spirits which is a what is it a dating game visual novel Romantic comedy something or other so this game is start again uh and it’s in the collection all of these games are in the collection um which you can get yeah and it’s a it’s a insert dis 5 has given this code to the Jingle jum thank you so Much thank you very much it was a good game I I really like it yeah it’s got some really good artwork and I mus I want to go see I’ll check out their Twitter or something cuz I love just having art on my Twitter timeline nice Very pretty it’s good it’s a good one it’s the only reason to use Twitter it really is that’s it art all right check them out chat check it out redeem the code maybe get a second collection for your friend send it to him oh yeah that’s nice we will see it’s an easy Gift yeah giving to charity here ,000 worth of games mhm all right we’ll see you in a few minutes we’ll be back with our final game hopefully wheel booy I don’t see the hatch opening so no he’s he’s not around no it’s not we can eat some cake Yeah all right see you in the future we’ll be right back we are Gallup we are the UK’s LGBT plus anti-abuse charity we are a service run by LGBT plus people for LGBT plus people and we work with thousands of LGBT plus victims and survivors of abuse And violence in the UK every year and we are part of the jingle jam this year your donations to jingle jam this year will fund a national service for LGBT plus young people who’ve experienced abuse and violence at the moment in our service what we are seeing is an average Of three young LGBT plus people every week who are experiencing extreme situations including threat to life risk of human traffi tring sexual violence um physical attack we are going to be using this incredible funding through jingle jam to make sure that there is a support there for those people who can uh help Them get to safety and can do that from within an LGBT plus service who really understands what they need our national helpline for LGBT plus people who have experienced or are experiencing abuse and violence is open for anyone who’s affected by these issues jingle jam will run December 1st Through to December 14th this year please consider donating to Gallup the LGBT plus anti abuse charity where your donations will help unlock a safer and better future for LGBT plus young people experiencing abuse and violence in the UK Is Pleas He Yeah He Chist Christmas Day Mer Christmas Stay A E A Hello hello my friend welcome back to just the last little bit I saw something crawl out from underneath the Christmas tree during the break yeah I think we need to call the Exterminator we need to call somebody yeah just even someone with just a really big boot on maybe Somebody with a really big beard we should call somebody with a really big beard got big boots on you do that’s why you look taller gar yeah that that’s yeah it’s a very chunky platform I love them I I want some they’re nice aren’t they they’re so nice sty is great I Don’t love Dr Martin that much but as soon as I saw how many buckles were on this I was like buckles I was like that’s g style is leather and buckles yeah which those trousers look really comfortable cuz they have the like they are nice waistband I’m going to have to Like get all your websites you use all my websites I love fashion I’ve just always been super into it so like just all your clothes are always really good oh thank you so into fashion walked in the room last night and I was like oh it Is a nice day to be love woman what a good day to be a woman lover around here in these parts women are great mhm they’re all right sometimes they’re nice to look no I’m kidding they get all her websites till they open their mouth yeah they should keep their mouth shut so That’s the end of the stream we hope you enjoyed scam Queen yep yep done but yeah we are um yeah in the last stretch here and we’re going to be playing a game called arcade Spirits which looks beautiful I think boo should try this I play this one this is by fiction Factory Games and they’ve given us a little blurb as well um about the game is what if the 1983 video game marketing crash never happened happened set in 200 who even knows arcade Spirits is a visual novel romantic comedy with a different history where arcade still reign supreme as the ultimate place to Play why is there like a bunch of copy pasta Greek text I was I was like Mar superet Sima somebody’s he saw Marco saell at the grocery store today apparently copy pastas are evolving they Greek copy pasta okay sure interesting cradle of humanity is Greece everything’s Greek everything’s Greek I Would like to learn it when I when I have time to have time you don’t need to learn Greek to I would love to I started Latin and I loved it oh you are you are just artsy fartsy [ __ ] I’ve got the weird I’ve got the weird one I did French I did I did a little bit of Spanish we were forced to as kids I did Latin I did German and I started Arabic and then I was like you know what Mas I like a bit of clling on yeah that’s useful I’m not going to say any no is it All naughty no it’s just I I’ll get it wrong and then the nerds in the chat will hate me no not again what nerds gatekeeping and telling you you’re wrong it was mostly Foods I’m very good at uh uh uh cling on foods but not G cling on my b is It is that Pasta Pasta is that um and then from what else they’ve said this is our second time supporting jingle jam and there are many reasons for doing so including the fact that as an initiative it supports multiple Charities that are very close to our hearts and the funds raised every single Year go to some very worthwhile causes that make a massive difference to people’s lives as such we’re proud to continue supporting the initiative and spread as much awareness as possible in order to make the world a better place this game feels very cuz when I was playing it even speedrunning it it feels Just very good it feels like there’s good inclusivity good representation and a lot of like different good characters and I like them so gamus is posting my clling on in the chat pasta past um so this is fiction Factory games thank you so much oh ,000 oh my God from Zane as someone who has and still suffers with mental ill uh mental health issues I’m very happy to donate to the Jingle jams for another year thank you for the works that you do both for charity and for the people watching who like me find much dopamine In the vids Z thank you Zayn zann thank you you are incredible Jesus for that and there is so many like um campaign against living miserably is just such a a a great charity support when you when you feel so deeply about that cause because you’ve been through it and it’s Like yeah the mental health Charities is is just fantastic and thank you so much even just talking about it like like Zane talking about it too there’s so much in the representation from that because I think a lot of that is very lonely but then so many people go Through it too so I think it’s good to talk about which is why it’s great it’s very important to talk about we need to stigmatize a lot of stuff in general and just make things normalized it makes everybody’s life that a little bit easier because that’s what we’re put on This Earth to do is to make other people’s lives worth it it’s good to be nice I love being nice and being kind it cost anything to be nice yeah well it does if you want me to be nice to you like it costs you money why are you Telling everyone that like I pay to be friends with you can you I thought because you’re late because you’re late on the p payment no so we she going to charge me I thought it was like a praise thing where she says oh gee you did such A good job today cuz that’s what I would be paying for really you want compliments and love bom I have abandonment issues let’s Press Start BBY um don’t abandon me database system online new profile detective analyzing oh yes there’s a character customization history so this will be This is very much if you haven’t played a um like a what is this called visual novel visual novel so history shows you dialogue history skip you can skip things Auto I think Auto takes you through and makes decisions for you right so you can just read it like an Actual novel yeah and then there’s save and quick save as well oh employment category Bleak current emotional health rating low oh oh no that’s proceed a pretty please oh overriding denial of assistance St premium services for profile 2 37771 for anyone who’s tuning in just now we are playing arcade Spirits Spirit Must be resp this is in the collection oh here we go oh now we are cooking we we look at your name arada oh my God I love it look at this have like three options I like the long hair oh actually the the the medium hair is a sleigh I do like The medium as well um we’re going to change it she’s going to be ooh look at the pretty Co oh that blue is nice as well I I oh oh oh oh this is you choosing your next one yeah I know I know I just I often like that that green That’s between green and blue the teal right like that a lot Bulma color a the Bulma color yeah I did that’s what that’s my when I was like big okay I had a face where I was big into Saints Row and I had just this muscular woman with This really long like teal colored hair and I love her I’ve got Bulma on my uh steam page yeah she’s there I love Bulma all three of her I mean one of her are there I remember your cosplay you did BMA I like her I like that lemon uh thank you to Clim and joyer for the100 uh thank you odd Eric for the 50 thank you so much 4590 from zazzy much love zazzy zazzy thank you to Sam for the 40s uh CLA foxy always happy to donate such a great cause awesome job everyone thank you for the 35 enjoy the Collection thank you to Cake Boy for life can you smuggle wheel boy some cake before the stream uh and thank you to Idol ocean for the 35 uh and rayan thank you for the 35 said winners don’t use drugs yeah that was always on the beginning of some Old games yeah it was really funny it still makes me laugh well dve are they’re marketing to the wrong audience because I don’t I think majority of nerds are they too busy playing games to do drugs they need to put it on before the Super Bowl and Stuff and at half that’s just drink too much caffeine if I yeah that’s what I was going to say we’re just caffeinated up m game is out Dr non-flying cars smartphones Pro Gamer cabs I was hoping by now we’d have some Jetson technology I want I want the Automatic shower that’s what I want cuz sometimes I get in there and I’m like me and I got to do all this myself I have to W you you’re telling me I have to wash myself got Louis in the shower with I’m okay was washing myself actually there you got it kitties peeing In the pool is pretty much a constant thing trust me on this as for the buzzling Metropolis of a 24-hour neon Utopia you see here uh my little corner of it isn’t nearly as shiny cool let me show you look at my quite little apartment it’s [ __ ] nice look there’s a penguin Oh cute there’s cracks on the wall which is like my house a slow coffee drip but you have to to catch it it’s slow it’s too slow can’t complain really it’s Paradise in a relative sense I only pay half the rent neighborhood stabbings have been down this year also my roomy picks up Any stray socks or shirts I’ve lying around now that is Handy mhm in fact this things go never do that if I saw a sock I’m like G doesn’t touch things anyway she walks around the the apartment just going I’m not touching she’s got one of Those little Grabbers I mean if it was like a random person like a roommate and you saw like a couple socks you don’t know how much [ __ ] is in that like true that is very true you don’t know you never know zero most times probably zero if I had yeah but What about the one time it might have it yeah you don’t know you pick it up and it’s just like a piece of paper crusty oh my god look she’s got those tights oh my God I’m just going to see if I can turn the Um maybe it’s just me that yeah you can crank game oh no um I I had some Pikachu tights like that yeah oh cute there was and I did have the cats I love them I love them Juniper I like that name m my roommate and childhood friend Juniper Juniper is the one who reminds me of San Junipero s don’t even I know I know I was rewatching like I started watching black miror that I hadn’t seen and I saw that one and I was like do I go through it again oh it’s so sweet do I goost Again Imagine Sherlock Oh no just combobulate more then you enjoy dishwashing smelly socks at the very least so we’re going to start a job at an arcade I guess yeah we were made for this job with our name I have that same lipstick color as well by the way I have um lavender Lipstick but I don’t think it I don’t know whether it suits my skin and hair tone you know I think it would one time cuz I’m pretty sure somebody wore a lipstick it was rers yes and he said she looks sick or something yeah cuz she was wearing a really nice green Lipstick you said are you sick this is what I when with a cake I don’t know whether it was before or after but it was yeah I don’t remember this is why we dress for the the girls the gays and the th because men will be like makes you sick brh all That this girl sounds wonder I know anim May voice oh my God I just want us to be happy both of us I thought I cuz my game is really really quiet I can’t yeah I can’t hear yeah but then I heard Boba saying it can chat can you hear Enough game a little quiet yeah that’s what I was thinking is strategic can you crank it a bit please cuz ours is all at death and chat chat what do you want what do you want what’s what’s that Meme ear C caxs ear catar yeah Simon sent me a video of People say ear cataracts what is up with Simon uh that’s a lot that’s a what is it up with Simon I love that man I can’t wait to see him what a boy what a boy he was hugging mango and I was stood like in the same Three feet of him mhm vinity and he was just like he was hugging mango and saying hi to her and I was like oh maybe Simon doesn’t like me anymore and I was like that’s okay like maybe I did something or something and then he turns And goes I haven’t seen you in forever actually and then he picked me up and he gave me a big hug and he goes you’re hurting my back and then he said I need him in the balls on accident but it was very nice he picked me up off the floor He’s used to getting his ball squished though and I just it was a very nice Simon hug but I did actually I did accidentally he hugged me on on day one and he smelled my hair and he said you smell like a bakery a that’s yeah and I Said it’s my hair stream and it makes me smell a bit like oval teen I smell a bit mty mty mty I do have body spray it’s just not it’s not the the bakery scent is overwhelming M I got to popup an AR off me 500 points Just for me Mecha mending it meching me mening ohing okay so we’ve got an app that I think like oh what do I remember if it does I installed app couldn’t bear to see Juniper Fring one for me like that I think it must be like dating one if I Remember correctly the green on my on my uh on my clothing is uh see through do I have any green on this top no it’s on your sleeves yeah yeah the rose I don’t have any green on this one really the botom top thank you It’s f fomena f it’s a movie about bugs I like it no way a little bit little bit bugs little bit bugs but mostly about a girl that that likes Bugs okay it’s an autobiography it’s autobiography about me liking bugs it’s about boo I love Bugs uh left time and start try to start a new life I do think this game is gay in the way that while you the pronounce at the start you could pick were you can’t say that anymore it’s 2023 I was saying it positive he she Or he she or they and then from when I was playing yesterday I chose they and then you can I think you can just romance anybody Fair M reason I went ahead and installed the app was to make sure J wasn’t about to get a kidney cell in the black Market is messing around with it now a good night’s rest would actually a neat little emotional reset button right right that is a very common concern like I’m always like is bber and boo going to sell their organs on the black market I have to check in on them I would do itce Mine my yeah I was like I I was like oh it’s easy I think to donate a kidney cuz you do fine without it for the most part then I was like I got rocks in mine no one’s going to want them also it’s huge recovery is it yeah cuz I was like People are so happy to get it that I’m like well I would like to make someone happy to give them an organ it’s our little person I want Iris there’s music chat um if you can maybe hear the music and then there are some there is some dialogue there wasn’t Dialogue happening after TJ turned it up um this person just did a little noise so if you heard it but if you can hear the music yeah it’s a 3D screen there’s so many donations oh my God yeah I can already hear it yeah I think it’s just quiet anyways sponsored By Pizza yeah I think if we can do preferences maybe if we turn music down halfway or so oh oh I hear when you have pizza on a bagel there we go you can have pizza anytime is that a little bit better chat you can have pizza anytime my mom’s in The bar in the bath no in the bar I want to take she’s in the bar she’s having a drink g g do you like to subscribe to pizza oh goodness what we’ve hardly I know I know do a little speedrun to get us to the Arcade uh give me the sales pit uh uh skip skip oh no that’s okay we can you can click fast I think also if you hold control oh yeah yeah look uh hi jokes I’m dead um so romance with flirty First Impressions there you go um get dressed it’s the troll button Oh wor laugh we’ll at least get to where we see some other characters I think would be good Jesus Christ okay yay here we go the arcade is an old lady stylish though very stylish sorry M I was talking to had overwhelming urge to complete my sentences I don’t think she registered Well hello there always nice to meet someone new in the Funplex what what a stylish older person look at a Pac-Man she got cherries oh yeah little moon bracelet knock off the first two words when they got a Fun Plex is that when you suplex a Clown oh yeah and there’s here you got A plus one happy from that yeah all been open since 197 something I’ve heard them all it’s nice to see young people with a good sense of humor uh and I I I heard you call me an old lady it’s your name at the Top oops are she going to introduce herself I like that you you if you right click you’ve just got the picture got the artwork oh I like that fist of discomfort F the game oh oh it is isn’t it thanes hn r Castle crunch and you are okay looking for AER you just sort of learned how to filter out all the beeps and the boops okay the beeps and the boops oh we’ve done it she quirks an eyebrow that’s faster than others not bad see what you’re made of penguin there baby oh I love I know What we’re getting P now that’s so nice I do like the little face on penguin in there baby Welcome to our little backstage Oasis she’s got her knitting needles in the bag as well like meh We Begin I’ve I’ve interviewed a dozen jobs and held down three Lego TM I’m confident prepared ready you were a dinosaur the perfect question we’ve got to wrap up on this particular question we need to answer it all right wait hey big dude big dude enjoys a salad I definitely would be a paroda I I was thinking paroda paryl so I I used to have a toy pterodactyl flat but I chew on its head cuz it had a little thing I think I had one of the balancing finger ones because I had one too I had an eagle one and I think a pterodax yes oh my God cuz that’s what The amusement we had before the internet is we had to have a little creature that balanced on used to like stare at that [ __ ] for ages and try to knock it over and like it wings and stuff oh my God back in the ’90s chat B was acceptable In the ’90s well we we’ve got to wrap up unfortunately but wheel booy though maybe maybe he crawled out but I don’t know if he got stomped completely uh if he didn’t I can go finish the job that’s fny there we go so this game was arcade Spirits um I’m so glad we didn’t to see more of it there is a lot of good characters in it uh check it out it is part of the collection if you got the collection if you haven’t got it yet so have you have you play this this game I Did do a little speedrun of it and there are some nice characters um and there was a mommy character so excellent I want to see this mommy character mommy their name is Queen Bee I think they go by nice and um yeah there’s like I feel like there’s people with different Pronouns there was also someone that looked like a bit of a bear man a big Harry man and I was like okay hard decision on which one I’m going for um so check it out if you already have the collection get it for a friend you can Both uh play games together there are quite a few in there that are two-player or multiplayer um yeah 35s or more for charity make sure you tick that you want the reward you check out uh and up next you got some tabs not Mr tabs but but Mr second Tom Clark tabs yes and your favorite wheel boy one last thing thank you Haru for the 150 donation thank you so much yeah there’s loads of donations so many thank you so much uh keep them coming um hopefully you’ll hit maybe if you hit a Target we boy get some cake yeah that’d Be nice maybe maybe see you next time goodbye bye so we are the Royal National Institute for blind people or rni uh you may have heard of um and we are the UK’s leading sight loss charity we offer practical 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14th of December please do consider supporting the Royal National Institute of blind people your support will help us make our society more accessible for All Yeah Oh [Applause] wa [Applause] N A F He W Hey Come here Here bam and welcome everybody to the 2023 tabs tournament uh we are playing three games of tabs uh I have three different opponents that I’m going to be going up against and we’re playing horse uh if you’re unfamiliar with horse in tamps we’re going to be playing a series Of against each other uh where we are going to be putting different units down and uh you know battling them against each other to see who is a horse between us I’m excited to do it it’s been it’s been a while since there a bit horsey Action thank you for having me on well thank you tabs for playing uh so if you want to you can play along at home uh you can follow the exact same rules that we do because if you pick up the collection right now yep 35 P it’s in the bundle collection collection uh £1,100 worth of games tabs is there so fire it up you can play along at home get it for your mom play horse against your mom you can play horse against your mom right now this very second EAS uh so you’ve played uh you’ve played a little Bit of tabs I’ve dabbled in a little bit of tabs in my time and so I think we can bring the uh the screen on uh we can show don’t know if there’s been many updates since I last played but I’m excited to to see what’s happening in Tabs land well there’s a lot of uh Workshop content now uh custom units all kinds of different things and so we’ll be going through uh placing units down and making them fight against each other hell yeah uh we got like Tracer from OverWatch and all sorts in here all all All your favorite things hell yeah and the way that we kind of work this out is by uh switching out and we’re doing it with wheels uh that’s good I like uh oh no I like that you’re opting to use the websites this time but if we’re doing with Wheels there’s a problem what’s that cuz I can’t spin the wheel myself what do you want me to do it like as your guest well no if you need me to spend a wheel I can do that for you like let him let him Out do you want to get up on your phone access code to the basement okay I just have to type in my very elaborate code ghost cast security let him out I [ __ ] hate this guy I can’t believe you’re letting him out again Tom we need To find a different wheel boy oh my God don’t even say his name if you say his name three times that summons him wheel boy wheel boy wheel boy H hello oh no for [ __ ] sake oh it’s the light is so bright in here oh uh I haven’t used my muscles in so Long he he has having a bit of muscle actually over there he’s looking a bit well that’s cuz we stopped giving him cake is that why there’s this [ __ ] huge [ __ ] log here the [ __ ] log yeah that’s what we call Wheel boy but no that’s a uh I thought I thought that was Just like for us to like celebrate over a game of horse uh Henry caterpillar whatever he called yeah Gary caterpillar Gary the caterpillar uh keep it keep it away from don’t worry it’s safely by my side not letting that little [ __ ] get the caterpillar oh my God there’s so Many there’s too many of them there’s too many of them so are you ready and excited to play play some TS yeah I’m ready to jump into it hopefully we don’t have to [ __ ] use that asshole’s wheel too much but well we’re going to need to because We’re going to need someone who spin the wheel to decide which map we’re playing on everything is fair everything is allowed can we go to our our our spinning disgusting spinning boy hello why have we got why have we got to Tom I’m here Tom put me on Screen begging for it Tommy’s so desperate for attention it’s actually sad wheel hello every no what not this wheel wheel boy you [ __ ] it already the wrong wheel he such a [ __ ] idiot oh my God wheel wheels oh the lights are blinding me slightly you can’t see my thing it’s Invisible I can’t believe he died his propeller green when he knows that there’s green screens in here wheel boy we let me roll this through this wheel Tom yeah you facing the right direction I’m ready Tom okay wheel boy let me spin it you ready three three two one Spin great job whe boy back down there I haven’t done this for a while Tom great job uh okay right we are playing on tribal one the map uh very very easy very Bas standard yeah uh so we are on these two sides I guess I will be the Blue team okay I can be red I me and you will be the red team so every round you’re going to get two and a half thousand points to put units down okay um we will randomize which faction uh you are to pick from for that round Right uh for this round every round we’re going to do that again you’ll get more points uh if you ever lose two or more rounds in a row you’ll get to spin on the wheel of losers oh no which will give you your bonus a catchup mechanic a Little bit it’s a catchup mechanic I like that if you lose around then you will also be allowed to spin on the wheel of units but you just get given a free unit a free buy and I love that this generally works I got to say this Wheel is way bigger than we saw it w it’s so much bigger uh so we’ll start out with uh what what faction to deploy do you want to should I go first okay because then you can kind of counter what I’m putting down that sounds good Entirely entirely up to you good luck on your spin sir thank you very much uh wheel booy we’re going to need you to help me spin I’m here Tom are you ready to spin I’m I’m coming Tom you spin it the right direction disgusting pervert This is the energy i1 uh okay wheel boy three two one spin great job Bo he’s too excited about these wheels uh okay the farmer faction yay sweet uh so uh Farmers um got a whole host of units uh from halflings up two scarecrows I’m going to be on this Side and so I think we’re just going to start out with let’s go fast pair of wheelbarrows okay uh because oh God wheel there’s a there is a wheel on there oh no no I don’t want it wheelbarrows yes wheel boy what does he even know what a wheelbarrow is does he Only hear the word wheel and just get too excited you know just it’s it’s all he knows he’s a simple boy uh okay right I’ve got a line of halflings I’m going to actually put one there oh God okay two and a half thousand points absolutely perfect okay I mean that’s a good little Squad you got going there uh so now we’ve got to see what faction you’re going to be doing uh wheel booy are you ready yes Tom I’m here Tom wait but quickly well we have wheel booy what do you actually think of wheelbarrow is for a Wheelbarrow Tom I don’t know could be could be for um I’ve never seen the outside so I’ve not got no frame of reference I’ve been trapped in thom’s basement for my Tire life ravs and Tom would you like me to roll this wheel now yes make sure you spin it properly uh 3 2 one spin excellent I like how you just dolphin dive back down uh ooh Legacy Legacy is a good that is a that’s a Powerhouse that’s a good boy uh here we go so this is all the old units that kind of got kicked out of a lot of them Were powerful a bit too op and so remember you’re spending up to 2 and half th000 points uh the cheaper units are on the left the more expensive on the right so you should be able to use your mouse and oh fantastic okay you can Choose what you want I so what kind of thing are you after wiard I am very cool I need like a singular wizard nice wizard in the back we need to have a wizard going okay so that’s only 1,200 points 1200 points plenty of points yeah Uh so I’m like okay we got that and I’m thinking you know every Army needs one flag bearer okay so the flag bearer um if you put it down any units that are near it will all go faster they’ll all move fast around the map so okay well That’s just giv me an idea then so it’s a great utility thing to have for later uh use that to uh so glad to have grabbed that uh that puts me on 1,700 and I’m going to have you got 8 Mike Tyson in Mike Tyson okay he’s coming in And uh it’s not going has a whole lot more points to be with here 350 points left the power roller is exactly 350 or you could just take a whole load of other stuff and then you know you got you got your wheel barrels I need a Little little Barrel thing of my own okay we’re good double double barrels uh so yeah he’s going to roll real fast with this lad we’re not wanting the wizard to get too fast so no no he can hold back cuz the Wizards I’ve got the I’ve built the weirdest Little D and D Army you’ve ever seen okay no like there there’s the maage uh the fighter the banner guy and the barrel B Barrel Justice uh okay well so the first round MH let’s see how this goes I think I think we’re going to be I think you got a bit unlucky on me getting wacy Right off the bat oh wow uh so here’s this Gandalf looking fella uh smoking his pipe and oh is he oh he’s doing all right doing okay feel the fury of we have just absolutely kidnapped him in the wheelbarrow W oh oh oh but when he Shoots stuff he can make it spin a bit like a wheel oh a wheel come on Mr Wizard he’s pretty fighty oh I think he’s oh he’s killed the cruise of my wheelbarrows oh my God he’s oh but you take it wait you got it You got it just got him but you killed everyone else don’t let wheel bu know have powerful wheelbarrows are I we cannot mhm he can he can barely handle the existing Wheels exactly exactly wheelbarrow if wheel booy had a wheelbarrow wheel booy could Escape no no definitely not no Tom hello uh well we need to spin wheel boy you ready yes okay three two one spin wheel boy wow look at that spin Tom excellent spin okay okay medieval faction so this is me um so if uh if you lose um then you get to deploy second because then You get to kind of counter you can yeah okay I like that yep very well format it’s so balanced M so fair uh right I think we need a bit of range stuff because your guy is not very friendly um so I’m going take 10 archers uh right so we’re going up to 5,000 points oh I didn’t realize my my wheel my my my barrel guy went Kaboom I think about it yeah so that guy drives in and he just explodes so I may have hurt myself by putting my friends next to him uh but he luckily he’s so fast he Just will absolutely Zoom away uh okay that’s great get rid of that and maybe get rid of him or you can you can sell some points to buy up some other stuff well I was just selling stuff that i’ put down this round ah got you uh so I’m Going to be 20 points under but that’s fine um a humble humble 4980 yeah uh whereas we’re going to find out what faction you need to spin but also because you lost you got a free unit and that could be any unit in the Game I mean it’s so good to get an extra spin but it does mean that we have to see that [ __ ] mug again we have to hang out mhm with the worst bit of every Christmas wheel booy is wheel booy mhm uh wheel booy you ready to spin for me whe Boy [ __ ] SE okay three two one one spin wheel boy wow this is amazing Tom uh so ravs you’re going to get the spooky faction I didn’t want spooky wheel booy uh but also you get a free unit wheel booy you ready to spin again because yes Tom 3 2 1 spin for your better get me something good we Boye what could it be on the spin is a balloon okay I I want to be mad but I can’t be mad at balloon Archer okay I do like balloons We’ll add the balloon Archer on at the end uh but here you’ve got your spooky faction spooky so they do have a 2500 Point Unit which is the reaper yeah I remember the reaper and they are pretty pretty crazy the reaper pretty strong however I’m going to not pick that as That feels quite boring and I feel like I need more boys out there more boys so I going to get some backup wizard friends and have some sword cast sword casters very strong I’m going to go for two sword casters uh then you’ve got 500 Points left to spend uh and I think I might join you in humbly being um under okay uh so how much have I got left uh you have got 500 points okay then I’m going to a pair of candle heads and a skeleton yeah I think a pair of candle Heads and one Brave skeleton boy okay skeleton very cool he scares people yeah oo what about his free unit uh his free unit uh which is in secret is it a secret unit balloon Archer Tom no that’s the balloona could it be medil uh where are they Legacy is it Renaissance there it is right where do you want it we’re nice on I think let’s put him just in front of the wizard to take a little Agro off him is that 200 Tom uh yeah all right are you ready uh so you’ve got the letter H okay I and b h But now you know you’re slightly ahead of on points because of your free unit um let’s see how this all works out we can get a closeup on your Barrel boy who oh yes he is hurting causes a little bit of Mischief I think he might be Hurting the old make there uh o those swords sword casters absolutely horrific wow they are they are brutal they do so much damage they’re quite like glass canany yeah uh those barrels are so powerful though the wheelbarrows the wheel bars are but okay D I didn’t see that Catapult oh right in the deck dead and he get stabbed by his own swords okay right now it’s gandal versus the gun line I am not feeling too good about this okay uh that’s the alternate alternate end guess I’m a b ho now you are a hoe beg ho a dirty Ho uh but it’s going to be okay because you’re going to get to spin on the wheel of losers um which sounds bad losers but it’s actually great like me I’m not like you I’m nothing like you will boy nothing like we uh okay right well we we’ll spin to See what I have to do first and then you’ll get to uh just fully cap okay sounds good okay uh 3 2 1 spin wheel ball SP wheels and the dynasty okay uh love that that’s an exciting one yeah uh big fan where even are you on here there there you go okay Uh right two and a half thousand points I feel like some dragons Okay dragons very cool goad you didn’t pick the haa because I love theaa terrifies me to my very core and I’m going to take a ninja but my Ninja’s gonna hang out of the Back uh keep keep track of stuff just see how things are going and yeah that’s 2 and a half thousand points easy quick spend for you I like to do the things that are just simple maths and convenient it’s just so so easy uh so First of all we’re going to spin on the wheel of losers wheel boy oh get ready to spin it’s CU you lost two in a row Tom it’s cuz ravs has lost two in a row uh this is wheel booy’s favorite wheel let’s spin on the wheel of losers ready Yep three two one spin wheel booy you’re spinning the wrong direction wheel boy I’m at what no I’m not ooh so you can reset everything okay and you can take from the special faction normally you can’t really have a lot of access to it cuz it’s uh okay that sounds strong Let’s go for a full reset I need to get rid of the barrel man yeah yeah uh but also you are going to get a free unit on top of this okay so uh get ready for the spin wheel boy unit spin spin amazing we’re doing it Tom and ooh oh an Executioner they’re pretty strong oh let me write that down uh okay so you will be going up to uh 7,500 700 7.7 plus that and then we’ll be adding on an executioner okay um so you can delete as many of your units as you want to all right uh you’re Gone Barrel I don’t even really know what you guys do the candle heads they’re kind of like a rang unit that sort of slows people down a bit got you okay well I’m I’m taking them out I’m taking them out um I’m going to keep one Skeleton I think the flag bearer it’ be good to keep him I’m going to keep these guys I got him for free so I guess he could stay um okay so I’m looking for the special oh special uh it’s secret secret is what I secret okay that’s what It’s meant to be all right well so yeah there are some really powerful units like if you go all the way along to the end yeah suddenly you got enough points you could get rid of something like a few more things and you could take a really big you know what full reset Except keep the banner Bearer because love he feels very powerful uh yeah the I’d say any of these high-end units yeah you got 7,700 I just want to see what the ice giant look like oh baby I S is a big he’s a big fell send uhhuh okay so I’ve Got it’s not wheel boy how do you even know about Santa I someone visited me and they look like that one year what they brought me presents someone brought you presents dressed like that yes you’re not you’re not supposed to get presents was was are you sure it wasn’t the Diggy Hole Man presents were very nice Tom okay that’s good oh clown okay clams are one of my absolute favorite they are some of my fav favorite units as well super cool uh so you do have an extra 200 points uh you can uh put something in is it still In am I still in secret is still secret yeah yeah and then we’ll give you an executioner the teacher a raptor oh Raptors are cool I’m I’m into a raptor that s fun one Raptor and then the Executioner yeah the Executioner which is is that Legacy God I have no memory of I have no memory of this place where any of these things are it was in secret oh my God we literally just oh that’s in secret too here we go right it’s it’s just a fellow with a big axe all right um I’m going to I’m going To have him on a is he worth it being on the flank he might get shot but that’s okay I feel like he could he can he can mess some boys up let’s get him I just love the image of him absolutely decimating this one to okay well we’ll Zoom in on them to begin with and see how that goes so we’re going into round three yep uh to see R is currently a hoe but will he be a [ __ ] I think I’m about to be a [ __ ] okay the half wow he he’s given it his all though to be fair Jumps he cares little and oh hing’s won they beat the Executioner yeah uh so right you have ice breath but we have fire fire breath didn’t think about the fact that you had fire your boy is kind of just spinning a lot but the clams are coming Out now clams one of my favorite units clams absolutely fantastic uh oh your big boy is down I think the problem is cuz he’s at the front he took all of the fire from everyone yeah I think so there needs to be a few distractions I think So I think so uh but big big dirty horn just your big dirty Hall yeah uh well uh wh boys three times in a row you still get spin on the wheel of losers okay a uh so 3 2 1 spin wheel boy you just off thinking about your freedom freedom it’s The wild west okay you got some cowboys coming in okay Cowboys um I want to be a cowboy baby and you know what uh we could easily get so I’m going up to just shy of 10,000 now um I would like some some lasso I want some more speed to come I get you lus like what I what what tied me up in the basement that’s how we caught you whe uh yeah remember that year he nearly escaped and we all hunted him down oh my God yeah riding through the streets on Horseback with lassus but before we took Him back to this we ate tons of cake in front of yeah yeah we we took him to cake shops and we just ate Lo went to a really nice Bakery got like a nice and nice pastry wheel booy was not was not allow yep he not fun to torment him it Is it is what’s a bakery don’t worry about it wheel boy maybe one day you’ll all you need to know is what your cage looks like and how to spin this wheel I can spin wheels Tom uh spin the wheel of losers huz wow o okay so you get to pick Any one of my units okay and you can remove it from the game so all right I think we’re getting red and at catpult is pretty good but I’m thinking maybe let’s get rid of one of the dragons yeah it’s probably not a bad idea it’s one of My more expensive units yeah I’m going to going to kill the dragon nice okay slay the dragon wow wow wow uh and then right time to find out what you’re going to be doing uh three 2 one spin wheel boy spin oh what it was It going to be Tom oh you gave him spooky again he didn’t want [ __ ] sake okay right you have the oh and you are going to get a free unit as well oh yeah are you ready wheel booy yes Tom a spin wheel booy keep spinning it the Wrong way wheel booy come on we taught you directions uh Jester he wheel booy is purposely spinning you quite low value units y I think he’s trying to sabotage you he’s just a real piece a real piece of work uh so you can now go up to 10,000 uh no 10,550 points 10550 right well I see you have a catapult I want one catapult but I am going to need some I need boys uh you have a lot of presents I need a bit more presents okay yeah pretty cheap getting a bunch of Skellington boys just To just to bung up your gutty works just to get it all oh yeah I love that yeah how much 10,000 yeah you still got another 500 points 500 more points just just shy okay we need to wait we need to get some more some vampires some Vampires uh and you have 60 points left 60 points left so I’ll be a bit behind that’s fine are you sure I don’t think I can fit anything else on and then you given the jester which is there he is BU him secret perfect Jester he’s got a pair of Knives okay he’s he’s not bad he’s pretty fighty is he a close up guy yeah really close okay well I don’t want him instantly getting mauled by all of this so I’m going to have him like maybe just here so that the initial engagement gets In and he can run in I think okay are you ready yeah okay let’s see how this goes so your vampires turned into bats okay turn that out of that uh love that the halflings are just charging the skeleton line oh no have you catapulted Your your own boy oh no Bonk uh it was a little bit of friendly friendly fire with the Catapult but that’s okay your your big fella is holding out and those skeletons you have overwhelmed my Your Dragon there my lines with your boys but yeah lassus absolutely going ham oh look who Survived this time executioner actually doing something uh uhoh okay right we’re running low on units for sure see I think where I went wrong was I got too excited by a little team and I should have had a big going sometimes going wide is a great idea is that literally My last boy this might be the last of the friends oh wait no we’ve got oh a little catapult oh it’s the ninja but oh he just took a slug from this fell welcome to the H Club I love his face and it’s it’s kind of like it’s kind of Like Brian’s worm thing it’s got that it’s got the worm energy doesn’t it uh so that makes uh me the little H and you a [ __ ] still a [ __ ] uh so you’re going to be deploying first this time oo wheel booy you ready yes Tom SP at the right Time this time wheel boy Tom okay look at the thermometer oh my God oh my God 1,250,000 so much money for charity all for charity fantastic uh wow uh if you have not uh picked up the collection yourself so far um you can add to that and thank You to everyone who has done because we’ve hit this number uh absolutely great you know I think Tom a little B of cake oh I bet everyone everyone here would love some cake yes whe boy would love like some cake you’re not a person whe boy yeah you don’t count you you Don’t you want a little bit smarty on that uh just give me a bit of the butt a little bit of butt I give me some of the that caterpillar’s ass oh yeah there you go buddy what are you eating oh oh wow little better cake little cake delicious Cake what is it so it said this um I can I see oh yeah yeah you can look you can look look this chocolate B they they said it could serve 14 so I don’t think there’s going to be enough of you This two yeah 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 M delicious 15 oh sorry oh sorry there’s not enough I’m so sorry M it’s really nice and M nice and moist o oh delicious cake anyway wheel boy are you ready to Spin spin the wheel now are you ready to spin wheel boy I’m ready I’m ready Tom excellent okay will boy three two one spin excellent spinning thank you Tom oh we’re close to the wheel of wacky then I’m I’m I’m so tribal is that what I have mhm okay Yes we boy you can you can calm down now oh this Cake’s very very tasty very nice is it home M very cakey what does it taste like like like hopes and dreams oh I had those I remember I almost lost many years ago when I escaped do you remember m i Remember was free we banned you from Cake M delicious I I carved a wheel shape into the ho of my cell and crawled out the toilet I didn’t use the whole your bucket I got to do it I got it I got her I just got it I got to have a mammoth in there uh how many points is the mammoth 2,200 ooh and then you just 300 more points after that yep which I am like bom Mage sounds fun but I’m thinking like maybe get some protectors going nice just To try help this boy out a little uh so it’s 80 you can have 1,000 you got 60 more points you were behind last time so if you want to take a cobber I’ll take a cheeky cober Let’s uh easily get that that’s Bam Bam you got 50 points SP yep I have 50 points to spare uh there’s not a 50 yeah there’s not a 50 pointer so that’s me uh well uh it’s time uh because I uh lost I’m going to get a free unit okay but first of all let’s see what I’m Going to be spinning wheel booy it’s me spin wow great spin SP that with my mind Tom the pirate got too close to that cake you know you’re not supposed to be near cake yeah not within 10 ft we put a restraining order you’re not allowed There any cake too close we’ll buy Too Close don’t make us get out the stun B on again exactly but what but I can’t reach the Wheel from here well you’re going to okay thank you yes this way further do your best okay we’ll wait three two one spin seamless uh oh a Musketeer uh okay right what faction they get Pirates and then we’ll add our musketeer in okay what do we need to beat your boys the problem is you’ve got a lot of a lot of lads I do I I I I’ve upped my numbers as I was a bit concerned a big fell yeah put them on the flank F you know can’t have them getting all gutted up oh that’s a that’s a lot of powerful boys uh okay you’ve got one you got 500 more Tom absolutely perfect uh bomb throwers and then I get a Musketeer they can H at the back pow I think we are you certainly have the scariest Army right now I don’t know I think the the big fella I don’t have any good hard counter little bit I think getting rid of one of those dragons has helped me a Lot oh yeah yeah uh right are you ready to see how this goes yeah uh so these guys they fire their pistols and then they drop them po but I’m just hoping that they might do some damage but sadly cuz you guys have got Shields actually does block block a Bunch but your big boy is pretty good at handling hordes oh here comes the fire though but Mammoth backing them up the mammoth in the side o my dragon you punched him in the head what up boy oh they’re just having a little hug they’re just friends you know from the Same time period you see uh what Giants and mammoths yeah it makes sense you know oh but I think he just punched them in the ass uh not in the ass I know right I love I love my clam boys I think just having uncontested clams is is such A good thing them just unleashing mhm unleashing into me those clams pretty solid I think you’re coming to hille not hille that’s straight oh oh the clam got him oh I I was like expecting it was going to be yeah expecting big boy to any number of big things Exactly uh so that makes me a dirty hoe uh which means I will get to spin on the wheel of losers horo horo just a just a current score update for you all uh so you ready to find out what you’re going to be placing down uh-huh Three two one spin wheel get me something good wheel boy I’ll maybe give you a a crumb of cake ooh Dynasty Dynasty okay are you ready for dynasty you have two and a half thousand points here you go here you go what oh trust me Tom here okay um Okay oh yeah remember if you ever try to feed some cake it’s Palm flat cuz he’s he’s bitey oh I forgot I forget yep very good do you like that you like that will boy um I felt hope for a moment it’s good we need it’s always fun To give him a little bit of Hope because then when you can smash those dreams uh just really reminds him of his place Okay I uh deny very cool units yeah so what kind of thing are you thinking I don’t want to I don’t want to keep Getting beg boys I need to keep my unit presence strong you’ve got Pirates I need ninjas okay so they 500 points a pop so you get five ninjas in there yeah NJ those ninjas are really solid units mhm I think two two special ninjas over Here and I’m going to get two monks oo monks pretty fighty pretty good pretty fighty I’m going to put the monks over here with the executioners yeah very cool give the ninja a little more you still have 50 points I still have 50 points well I Don’t have don’t have any room you’re up though you got to spend your wheel now okay uh right well spin on the wheel of losers uh 3 2 1 spin wheel Boy awake there he is oh plus 2,000 points that’s pretty strong so I’m going to be getting 4,500 Points that’s true and then what faction am I doing wheel booy are you ready how you Tom ready and three two one spin spin wheel boy thank you Tom uh it’s the old west wow wow West um and I got a free unit woo this is my Favorite one Tom yeah well I’m glad that you’re here to spin it I’m here Tom three 2 one spin there we go I’ve spun the wheel just in time oh Sensei sensei okay that’s a pretty strong unit uh okay you know I’ve been studying It many Doos in my life and yeah I have nothing but respect for my Sensei so I am Cowboys 4,500 points I’m just imagine like you know cuz you got the Sensei when this just like the watari war you know you know just like the super Southern person jaanese Sensei oh my What oh what my uh right I’m going up to I get 4 and a half thousand points now 2,400 uh let’s get a dead eye that’s 3,300 4,200 and then 300 points if my math is Right which it almost certainly isn’t one Dynamite two three that’s Enough and then I get the secret unit of Sensei which is a pretty expensive unit oh boy is a pretty good one maybe finally an answer to my um my ice giant yeah well if I get in too close the ice giant will absolutely murder him he’s Very very uh puny uh-huh but he kicks out a lot of damage this oh man like I’m now almost a full 5,000 points more than you on the the yeah a that’s a pretty powerful to pick up wheel boy this is a big swing turn it’s really big swing I Gave you some big big stuff Tom I was hoping that it might Curry favor are you I should have teased him with a cake that’s why he’s rolling so well favor tease him more with cake yeah I don’t control the wheel ravs wheel wheels as the wheel wins Wing Wongs are worried that he does have some control over the wheels that he somehow s concern inside oh that’s a lot of that’s a lot of ninja stars it’s a lot of shurikens oh my oh my Mammoth didn’t even stand a chance against that oh my god wow have They buffed this guy I don’t remember him doing that that is brutal oh oh slowing him down you did kill him oh oh my God come on Ace giant clams ooh oh he didn’t die keep going going smash no right but the clams because we don’t actually attack the Clams just the clams alone oh close yeah we saw that coming we saw that coming was closer than I was expecting yep uh making new [ __ ] oh God uh are you ready we need a spin on the Wheel to see which faction I’m putting down okay Tom I’m here 3 2 1 spin wheel boy Excell spinning thank you Tom the ancient faction I like that one uh oh I was going to say I like that faction but if wheel booy likes it I hate it oh uh so what do we need what do we need to counter You uh I feel like what would be nice uh I can get 10 I can get 20 of these very comfortably and that puts me with a spare 100 points okay so I want to have them in a nice formation uh cuz they’ve got big Spears ah they look Good I like it you got a little unit a little unit of unit of boys yeah like a unit of so it says and that is 2,400 I have one Shield at the front 2,500 I think that makes sense okay uh okay right uh have You lost no you didn’t lose two in a row so no I lost three in a row first so I don’t get the the special well you’ll get a free unit okay uh are you ready to spin for us whe boy yes Tom do it okay three two one spin wheel boy Wow and how oh it was so close to getting you like a monkey King but got you a fencer okay sad to do fencing actually yeah well stabbed in the balls and I stopped that doesn’t sound good it was not good and what faction are you Going to be oh nice whe boy don’t [ __ ] two one spin spin wheel boy what’s going on with the spinning uh renaissance renaissance okay okay uh so the Renaissance action here you go okay uh so 2 and a half thousand points to put down right right what do You think you are needing I need a way to deal with your ninja and I think the Temptation is to just get a million balloon archers okay i’ I’d say like I think muskets I was mus muss were the next l so you could just put like 10 of those Down have them a little bit further back CU they’ve got great range yeah and they really just damage in uh and like I’m thinking like putting them the back Lan even for the back love that I think they’re waiting to hold on I don’t want him like maybe Shooting into my boys there we go and you get a free fencer as well free fencer oh mean that’s not great is it wheel boy what it’s your fault that I’ve got this low tier unit okay you’re not spinning the wheel hard enough I’m I’m sorry sh wheel boy please don’t upset my Guess I think it’s my the lack of cake Tom I haven’t had cake in over a year good well you’re certainly not earning it right now no no cake allow yeah so there’s my units okay uh right so you’ve got all of your stuff down uh did you Put your free fencer yep my little Fen is in there okay right let’s just see just when the musket gun lines fire uh because they can penetrate they can actually like hurt more than one boy oow just instantly throwing some damage oh my God the mammoth is just in and ready To go I feel I’m about to see a lot of ninja yep oh MTH kind of tanking the mammoth is just taking all of the hits yeah they’re doing their job they’re tanking hopefully we can get another frost breath off yeah let’s go what’s your man up To he’s doing okay my unit has completely broken cohesion oh God oh God that F oh God you don’t want those in your eyes this poor boy come on give it a breath oh there’s no against that oh I don’t think it’s going to be enough Tom muskets are too slow firing For this and they are pretty slow as far as I’m aware you still have the sense oh my God poor boy oh horrendous yeah yeah oh no this is wheel booy’s fault it is wheel booy’s fault don’t blame boy yep we boy kind of messed this up for you Yeah I’m pretty pretty gutted but you know what do well yeah what it was Will boy’s first game out of the basement his arms are weak and frail he was disgusting yeah he put all the in in for you are you a horse I a horse but I’m still better than You a that of even a horse will boy never forget that okay okay I’ll be taking this cake with me as well yeah keep it what mhm yeah but you you’re not going to anyway Tom thank you so much for having me good luck the rest joining Me very well played very well played yep uh if you want to um yeah just tease whe boy on your way out with the cake mhm we buy you want some of this yes please you’re not going to get any what I’m taking it with me to share with everyone Else in the office that’s right I’ll see you later bye bye bye but I’m H but I’m hungry oh good are you yeah oh yeah oh but lovely cake is it yeah it would be nice unlucky unlucky oh bye boy bye see you RS thank you very Much uh well I think we are going to be going on a very quick Break um as we get our next set of guests in what about this wheel Tom well that’s the wheel of wacky wheel boy why didn’t we get to wheel it my wheel thing my whole thing It’s because you didn’t spin the wheel of wacky you see on this wheel there’s the wheel of wacky as an option you didn’t you didn’t spin it I remember last time I was Wheeling this wheel all the time Tom I’m just saying nothing you’re to blame going Right today Tom yes because we’ve got you involved if you weren’t on this stream it’ll be fine this is good not as good as last time last time there was cake and we’ve we’ve had cake already someone was nice to me what weren’t they I don’t remember that I think last time I was here everyone was nice to me and I had cake and I did the wheel and it was Heavenly it’s I’ve spent the whole year thinking about how lovely it was that’s not how I remember it and I did the wheel like this and it said things and People chapped and clear cheered and clapped for wheel boy I think I remember calling you a turd last year I don’t eating cake no I think it was and maybe there’s some cake on the floor that you might have tried to have a nibble at Okay get out of here wheel boy uh right we’re going to just have a quick break as we reset our Wheels um torment wheel boy about cake for a little bit uh so hold on to your butts we’ll be back momentarily hello world works with young People in Africa and Asia to get them online for the first time connect them to power rugged hardware and to the world’s body of knowledge your jingle jam 2023 donations are going to fund expansion for hello world into new countries meeting new children and getting them online for the first time You’re going to fund our expansion and 40 new hello hubs globally a hello Hub is an outdoor solar powerered Internet connected computer kiosk with eight rugged public touch screens loaded with world-class educational software and games it’s connected to the internet which is totally free it’s a solar power Station and it’s a meeting point for the entire Comm community and a window to the world 40% of the world’s population has no meaningful access to the internet 40% and so what we do is work with Last Mile communities who 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really really expert at this game what is what are Some of your favorite kind of units that you might see in this game um shooting people and killing things and I don’t know just going to be killing things no those are all is that it all of The Good The Good the good units that you can get into This and so we’re going to be playing um a some of this where we’re going to be spinning wheels to decide the units that we’re putting down um I will hold your hands through this the hallway and we hold your hand if you’re not care oh yes Uh well we can do that oh hold uh we’ll hold hands we need I need support I’ll look after you got nice dry palms you’re not sweaty thank you that’s very very kind of you to say get out there for everyone nice dry Pals uh so yeah we are going to be Playing through this um it’s going to be the first person to lose five rounds is going to be called a horse uh every round that you lose you get another letter of the word horse and uh that’s how it’s going to go cool uh so there’s A bunch of catchup mechanics that if you if you’re losing um you’ll get some extra bonuses I’ll help explain along the way one of you is going to have to be taking control of the mouse and keyboard when I hand it over to you but It should be fine um to start out with we need to spin the wheel to see what kind of map we’re playing on oh okay uh so that does mean the worst part of the stream has to come out oh no is he here I don’t know I Heard some I heard some smell something I can smell something I heard some horrible noises yeah some horrible squelchy boy why why are you all looking so upset I’m here stop to him stop bullying him I shut up bullying you next bully lady as well better than that we’re Changing it around we’re just going to bully lady we’re going to put lady back in the hole give her a hat give lady hat someone get her a hat I think we did have a we do have a hat going around not wheel boy Not just be no we don’t have to be you don’t want to join up with wheel booy he’s awful what’s he done what’s he done the list the list would be too long the list is too long for us to go through right now but he is a terrible degenerate um Just keep away from him he bites I’m here yay whe booy I’m free from the basement I remember you you were the one who fed me some rats that time listen I didn’t feed you the rats you stole my rats what and you ate the rats I thought You than anyway thank you for the rat no and you were the one who uh whipped me with the the the dirty whipping towel the dirty whipping towel it wasn’t dirty before whipping you with it you made it dir you dirtied my whipping towel my best that was that was a that Was a heirloom my family heirloom whipping towel I’m really worried about that whipping towel he ruined the family whipping Tower I was looking through the air in cupboard and I couldn’t find it the other day now I know my whipping Tower stop doing that I got it stop doing that Sorry so whe booy do you want to spin to see which map in the play off Tom three two one spin wheel boy great job as always medieval one wow sounds cool what a lovely map to play on uh here we go medieval one oh o okay so it’s like a Real narrow choke point that we’re be fighting over today and so what we’re going to do is uh the wheels will decide which faction we have to choose our units from uh and so for example the dynasty faction it’s kind of um sort of a bit more Asian inspired with Samurai And stuff I’ll put some units down and then uh your team will get a different faction and you’ll put them down on the other side we’ll have certain amount of points that we’re building up to and then we make them fight makes sense mhm Am I in their team uh unless you want to join my team I don’t oh my gosh you’re already abandoning us this is well they took me whipping tail so I don’t know whether I be with them we’ve still got one family heirloom that wheel booy hasn’t ruined yet who really this Game is in the collection yes so I mean it’s not ruined yet we just don’t need to hit it if we if we don’t hit wheel booy with tabs it’s fine oh yeah buy the collection and we can keep it away from Wheel booy that’s right you can do your Part excellent pitch uh that we can keep wheel booy dirty little hands off of these games by if you give to charity uh just £35 gets you the entire entire collection of games it’s worth like over ,000 over ,000 and you can hand it down as an a Yeah oh my gosh you could you can hand it down as an heirloom in you know some years time you can talk to your beloved children antique’s Road show what they’re going to be doing we are her beloved children oh yes they are my beloved children Yeah but I can’t wait till tell us about it tell us about the collection that’s a family early well you’re talking to me what’s your collection all right I’ve got some Queen Victoria mugs no no no no no okay anymore Royal in the collection I’ve got I’ve got silac royal Doon in the Collection she’s got some lovely silver spoons in the collection but no unfortunately I haven’t got any computer games yet well oh we’ll have to buy maybe I should I’ve also got M trap which is a good card game but anyway there you go well excellent yeah so if you do purchase the Collection of games then everything will be great uh Good Times David Dickinson will love him David dickon compy might not be there though sorry David if you’re listening uh predicted here first oops on his way out okay let’s kick this off so will boy you need to spin um to see which faction I’ll be playing I’ll deploy my units first so it gives you guys the advantage you get to like counter me now what a freak uh so wheel booy you ready spin uh okay good good the good faction is what I’ll be choosing from uh so uh we’ll have two and a half thousand Points to put down each and for absolute simpl I’ll be the blue team on this side and then you guys will be the red team which will be over there I’m jealous I like that elephant exactly it’s great it can I be with you Tom cuz I like I Can I be the elephant you can sit you can be I thought you would never asked that’s nice thank you uh great I’m I’m glad that before this we established safe words and things like that um so I’m going to have the elephant and this Guy cuz he’s 500 points and it means I don’t have to do any maths ah a glaive just staring at the butt he’s beautiful what I love that man I hope we get a good boy I hope we get a good boy well let’s see which faction you’re going to Be wheel boy are you ready to spin yes Tom spinel wheel boy excellent spinning excellent oh no okay no this is not terrible but it’s quite a uh complicated one for your first one that you can take from any faction you want as long as it’s your units cost less than 250 Points wow in total uh the individual units so left hand side of the like the lists is where theit you can have a painter and a fencer and that’s it uh but you can go from any faction so if there’s something that you’re kind of in The mood for okay or if there’s a faction that you like the idea of only small things just but it’s you get lots of small things like you guys rats that you ate the rats yeah like the rats are there any rats in in this are there any L any whipping towels is there no there’s a whipping towel in the collect no I don’t want to be whipped I want cake uh there’s lots of cake no there’s no cake boy there’s lots of cake she said there’s lots of cake I baked wheel booy Cake She’s baked wheel Booy cake yeah cake got would you like wheel booy got cake it’s consumed though everyone else is eating it good sorry Bo already been it’s already been eaten eaten what where spooky the uh so if if uh you want some um back help at all uh isn’t it crazy This it’s just really painstaking um yeah there’s a lot of there’s a lot of choices to be made there’s too many choices you want me to choose got an emote L got y beautiful than just spinning away oh she’s so happy look at her go look at All these choices there’s so many things normally uh you don’t have to have as complicated an option oh too pricey what um well how many points we allowed in total uh 2,500 we can just have a load be all day out Raptors going be this part might take a little while but we’ll We’ll um be able to Speed it off it’ll be okay uh yes TJ can TJ the studio want to ask me a question West oh he’s he’s so gorgeous though isn’t he handsome very expensive like so we just put down like your bloody 10 W Oh that’s oh that one’s Excited and he’s bouncing around such a happy boy which we’ve got an elephant I’m this one no but you’ve got dinosaurs which we’ve we’ve got uh 200 points left uh You’ got 700 points left 700 points left oh it’s the last all day uh well I Was I could put myself as a head butter or a Jurassic Parks is like yeah when they had an elephant versus the Raptors that scene in Jurassic Park I haven’t seen any movies all to see a movie how do you even know about ballon down yeah Happy Meal I hear peopley meal wait who gave him a Happy Meal I did I felt sorry for him I thought it needs to be fattened up a bit look yeah he needs to have a bit of weight on him L don’t tell everyone I won’t let you come visit me Anymore to McDonald’s he’s s meals yes love it I think we get we still get a couple more points oh do we I don’t know do for Tom help glad Tom sub how what’s did this go up in did you put something on this side third unit somehow sneaked into the blue side There’s a third unit over here sneaky third unit I didn’t put him in I didn’t put anybody there and you’ve got over the limit as well oh oh I think I got him 20 points over is fine happily happily do that uh so confident about his elephant so Jurassic Park Jurassic Park and some ballooners these guys have glue on their hands and they uh grab onto people then fly away right and a load of raptors this one’s very good so that’s me yeah that’s that’s my boy she’s had some uh Red Bull oh R is that product placement no you’re Allowed I’m allow that unless you’re sponsored by Red Bull and this is a mon not that I know we’re sponsored by monster actually sped by moner upset you’ve upset moner rival arrival drinks brand I feel like lady is the last person Red Bull would want look who’s talking I know oh it’s Kicking off so oh it’s the fight is beginning the Raptors are going in against the elephant and oh come on elephant they are that’s take the elephant away take him away biting a lot no the elepant dead he killed the elephant and then the balloon boys are Carrying him away oh my god oh look carry an elephant is it Majestic it is majestic very strong although the elephant rider has lived yeah but the elephant’s dead boners beautiful boys he just sleeping are you sure just sleeping he’s got necks for an eye uh means he’s asleep that’s the Universal sign for having a long sleep oh we lost oh my God it’s like eating pork when you don’t eat meat and it’s like eating on octopus on holiday no I thought it was a bean Curry and it was octopus in it was something like octopus clothes or Something what was it octopus clothes iated yeah okay but it was octopus in beans and I thought great bean stew that sounds delicious tasty but you like chewy bits in it oh no not good no what the heck I know but I’m sad now elephant Uh but no look he’s back and he’s fine oh good he was just sleeping uh so The Blue Team managed to win uh which maybe if you’re on my team that makes us winners and that gives you to the letter H to begin with oh okay uh because You’ve taken a loss but it’s still all to play for uh so willboy do you want to see what faction we’re getting now yes Tom okay willboy give me a three two one and a spin wow I’m so good at this uh o oh it almost did the wheel Tom uh it’s the Secret factor almost did Wheel whe secret get out which is a bunch of units that were kind of gotten rid of the game uh so what do we want 2 and a half thousand points I just want something easy to put down what about is there anything that Takes your fancy I quite like that skull thing I don’t know what giant but that’s a bit oh he’s great my gosh dancing he is and he’s dancing a little bit yeah he’s going to help that elephant yeah they’ll be friends definitely and then we’ve got 800 go on Just get an 800 yeah the infernal whip wh to whipping tow I wonder where that gone over here a great time is that how you remember it from your airing cup uh it was mine was blue and white stripes wasn’t like that really okay so was it It wasn’t made out of spines no it spine either uh so we’ve got to find out what faction you guys are going to be putting down uh wheel boy you ready to spin yes Tom okay 3 2 one spin wheel booy spin for us oh oh no it’s the wheel of w Tom Hooray uh that means we do have a sub wheel the wheel boy now gets the spin supposed to a d wheel which was that so oh this is cool uh well this is on you will boy I don’t have to uh synchronize the me pressing the button and spinning The vegetable wheel I like this analog yeah much better okay whe boy don’t [ __ ] it up spin wow wow Tom wow going to be I can’t what is that it says switch armies Tom oh no does that mean we have to give my elephant back so switching armies that Now means that you have my Army and uh I have your army but that was a perfect Army this was the perfect arm it was uh also I I think because you haven’t put points down yet you now get to spin on this wheel and you get to add Two and a half thousand points to that Force as well oh my what to your army well it’s now your army to our army our elephant and skeleton whing boy okay Whi boy this is totally fine so uh nice going wheel boy let’s give it a give it A spin what uh what faction are you getting spin so close your choice um and because you lost you get a free unit uh whe boy you going to spin again yes spin so you can choose any faction and you get to put two and a half thousand points down And you’re going to get a miner oh that’s what I am got you got a pretty solid mustache for a whe boy this is a dead rat Tom oh de down the mine that try to eat the lip oh and also they make me work in the mine Yeah he’s down in the cake mine for a treat so we see oh that sounds lovely the M that sounds a bit too delicious isn’t that what we call the sewers Tom that’s yeah it’s a different kind of trickle that you’re excited mine that was a real place get The we visited the mine dropped your I just Dro your trle you do actually drop your Tri in here why have you got your trle with you oh well you bring it everywhere when you live when you northerner you have to bring your okay yot bring your own tle your Own treal what so um what how so you can choose any faction you like the sound of okay and then you’re putting two and a half thousand points down right but only from that faction only from that faction I see um so we could do we could just good Or you can have your Cactus just loads a cacti yeah are we adding them to your side then now your side blue team oh can we have a look at him how do we zoom in on the guy uh it’s hard to do on this screen but we can do It on the when we’re actually fighting but like it’s kind of like a guy wearing a CCT I like them he’s B me okay I can’t do my addition uh if you put one more down then you’ve got 100 points left over uh so you can Put a dynamite thrower in and cool good all right and then what was the fre a miner great uh you get to put this minor down um how much is it Tom the minor is 200 thank you where should where should I put him uh I think you should put him At the back cuz I think he could uh he might die no no I think he’s going to win this wheel boy okay come on okay right so I’ve got this is my lovely Army which is our our lovely Army ours which uh we no longer have an previously lost And it’s a it previously lost and since then you’ve added it’s fighting 5,000 points about 5,000 more points so not entirely sure how this is going to go Tom if it’s going to work but uh maybe just maybe here are the boys oh we’re never going to win them are we you might You might do it look at that Raptor he’s having a great look at go they little limp oh and oh here we go uhoh that stick of dynamite coming our way is not I wish we didn’t put those dinosaurs down I feel sorry for them we’re responsible for these oh that skeleton is Um yeah the giant skeleton is pretty pretty strong uh but you know it’s not all over yet the elephant’s gone again the elephant’s gone to sleep he’s the elephant is having is having a sleep he having a lot of sleep but he’ll be back it’s busy busy work out here uh out Of the treal mines so uh congratulations you won that gives us the letter H uh feels feels bad but it does but we’ll we’ll be able to catch up will will boy catch up what we can we catch up please did someone say wheel booy boy Boy we do need you to spin uh so oen Booth what faction are they going to have spin wheel boy you’re not sure why I’m invisible Tom he’s ethereal it happens sometimes Tom so you have the ancient faction uh so you’re adding two and a half thousand points Down to this do you want to pick some yes you it’s your half thousand points oh minor yeah I do count quite fancy a minor can have a fancy Min it might take a while but it’s okay just the best bits of a man we can strategize the best bits Of a man and the best bit a bull yes uh so you’ve got to stick just on the um ancients faction oh an you can only it’s down oh there you go oh oh okay M Isa it is um because he’s a boy he’s a good boy we just Put look at him he’s got a a big big bull head he’s 600 so we can have 900 more oh [ __ ] shut up wheelo [ __ ] shut up yeah whe boy yeah keep youut whe boy they can do maths that’s it well done that’s why I have boo here to help me With my math uh right what faction are we going to get whe boy we’ll find out Tom are you I am okay 3 2 1 spin wheel boy wow very good o the Renaissance I like that and we are also going to get a free unit cuz we lost so you ready to Spin okay 3 2 1 spin wow the wheels is so much fun Tom P single Pike a fight a fish a fish fish p a p uh so we have the Renaissance faction um where are we still dinosaurs yeah we still have all our dinosaurs so What do you think we need to add we can have some painters very cheap fencers good at poking go on uh archers the fire balloons muskets so some guns to shoot a range uh they’ve got a big big choppy X some horses uh and we can’t afford the Tank cuz we only got I think horses go go big big why not two those they look at we’ve just these creatures these Critters and then we’ve got 500 points which I think maybe like some guys to give some covering fire that’s cool yeah And what did we get we got a pike as our special unit which sounds good is a legacy what’s he good to do oh oh my God he’s got a real long not overcompensating at all no not at all okay right we’re still about half the points that they have but we’ve got Greater numbers so we got a good team I think we’ve got a a pretty Sol fell uh I think he’s just getting ready to do his supercharge oops oops that’s our dinamite boy that he’s he’s he’ll be fine he’s doing okay oh wait they’re carrying him Off he’s going to take him away he’s going to minor Heaven A A oh uhoh he’s fine go to heaven yeah does the body part just go to heaven no I think the the head bit goes right oh what the cow but the cow goes the cow goes to heaven Oh no the skeleton’s Fallen the skeleton has fallen oh he’s actually okay he’s landed he’s landed on a tined on a little bit I don’t know whether he’s going to be happy down there everyone else seems to be doing okay the elephant is kind of hanging in There Liv he lived this time lady live I mean he’s stayed awake thank you he stayed awake for sure wad a pretty decisive win uh so we had the letter H we now get the little o that makes us hoose uh she already was but One not it’s not my place to uh uh but yeah so we have uh ho as our letters uh let’s see what faction you two are getting you are now getting a little bit of a lead so we got to watch out uh right 3 two one spin wheel boy excellent Spinning good you th any chance of cake you’re doing a terrible job whe boy no cake for you I say yes but they won’t let you it’s just not allow you not got any in your bag no I’ve got um no no but I’ve got dare I dare you are give him That he’s got to his picture taken oh yeah you probably should get a picture of need will boy with this the jet two holiday magaz please that’s all I’ve got for you please have a picture with it every time I bring it Okay yeah but you get the chance to win a Holiday Wheel booy doesn’t deserve a holiday a all right I’ll he he’s not lucky until I find someone else someone else deserves a holiday no holidays for wheel booy this is his holid being allowed out of the cave have you seen Brian and Charles yet the robot wants to go to Honolulu does he he’s never seen the outside world he’s he’s off we’ll washing machine he’s upset what what a what what are we what are we do so you’re playing the evil faction now you got 2 and a half thousand points to put Down and let’s see what that turns into yay uh 2,000 let’s uh 2,500 okay um would you like to do maybe do this deathbringer love to do a death Brer very cool yeah that’s what I’m thinking I mean it’s got a rad name so let’s put him there so that’s 2,000 Points you got 500 left M mechanic mad mechanic why not very very easy M look at that I’m excited to see him me too look at his cool he’s got got a hat on he’s got tails on him he’s cool he’s got like gauntlets and some kind of weird Generator oh uh so because we lost we get to spin on the wheel of losers if you lose two rounds in a row that’s about right we’ll get a little uh a little like kind of pick me up uh so we need wheel booy to spin for us for us Losers for us losers three two 1 spin wheel boy wow what a big spin Tom uh o okay we get plus 2,000 points to whatever we next put down this is terrible wheel booy how can you do this uh and we’re going to be getting a free Unit too so wheel booy can you spin us a good unit yes I can Tom spin I’ll spin you a good one Tom if give me some cake maybe void cus that wasn’t a great unit and what are we placing down uh what faction oh good good question Tom spin wheel Boy uh oh opponent’s Choice oh no so we get to decide for you no so you can choose of all these factions which would you most like us to put down uh we’ve got Farmers we’ve got medieval ancient Viking the dynasty Renaissance Pirates spooky Wild West Legacy secret good evil And tribal I thought it said dinner dinner lady dinner din lady dinner ladies ladies um I think we should go for something [ __ ] yeah do the work like Farmers the farmers Farmers actually very strong oh I don’t know we well and I thought that was Wheel booy but it’s a Wheelbarrow wheelbarrow uh we can get some we replace wheel booy with a wheelbarrow it would have more Charisma and just be more ENT s useful it would be useful more people would like it could fill it with cake and not feel bad about it oh you Could move so much cake around in it so much cake cake not not for wheel booy wheelbarrow yes wheel booy no I’m weakening Tom I don’t know if I can carry on doing the wheels perfect that makes it it means it’ll be easier to get you into your cage Later won’t be able to struggle as much I’m going to take him for a Happy Meal what don’t you dare you can’t lady yay you can’t you can’t do this we keep him weak on purpose all right we need to put down uh 4,500 points now catching up a little Bit what do we want we could just get um some scarecrows yeah I think a few of them I don’t know what they do oh wow they look pretty good they release birds that fly and attack people it’s just holding them uh so that is 3,600 so we’ve just got 900 points left’s Actually getting into this with can’t lot of 500 and a yeah like a harvester he’s pretty cool we’ve got farmy haven’t we yeah with a size and scarecrows and and 400 points uh we could have five Farmers just hanging out digging holes yeah yeah yeah potatoes little pit oh That’s nice and we got a free unit which was void cultist Tom very good very well remember the void cultist I wrote it down Tom it’s part of my job excellent 800 800 points uh yeah he’s just going to charge in and do some fighting okay Right we need to start getting some wins because we have kind of fallen behind a little bit and we’re just a pair of hoes now uh okay right oh my good God what’s going on what the hell was that the void is going on Carnage in the Middle the choke point the elephant is sleeping already oh no that’s fine he’s okay he’ll be back next round that the void cult is doing the I’m feeling sad okay the big skeleton is scaring my peasants uh they’re not having the best day but the birds the birds are getting SK just like that film they’ve pushed him the birds the birds was that what it’s called the what you mean the bird a dead something or other down there as well no I don’t oh oh uhoh uhoh I think they’ve got it no uh no the Blue team has won it was your snakes ah our bird guy was eaten by this snake oh yeah look at you oh boy he’s lovely and that only means that we’re [ __ ] again again h o r uh change for her bad we went from being a hoe to a [ __ ] that’s an upgrade I’d say you reckon I don’t understand now don’t worry will boy we’ll tell you when you’re older when when you’re older boy I don’t know whether he’ll be able to get older to be honest uh it’s all the hormones you give me in the McDonald’s Happy Meals wow oh My God boy are you ready to do a spin yes Tom do you see what faction you guys are going to be getting this time 3 2 one spin wheel boy you dirty little rat well okay points or more uh so you can take from any faction But your units have to be 250 points or more maybe for Simplicity I could maybe I could tempt you into there are some units that are exactly 2,500 points generally pretty good I mean I am tempted by Reapers the reaper very good the pirate Queen very cool uh there’s Probably another good 2,500 Point Unit I mean there is Thor and then we could Thor and a 300 Point thing pretty pretty strong what are you what are you fancing I’d like the sound of that um what what was the first one the reaper the reaper the reaper is pretty spooky scary though I will warn you oh uh let’s go for it let’s put a Reaper down want to see what it looks like yeah I’m excited let’s let’s put him here oh look at him lovely guy pretty scary octus little feet he’s got lovely little feet he’s great he’s like a farmer he I Guess wheel booy you don’t really understand I think I’ve seen him in the basement Tom just there pointing at you good he’s my friend um nobody’s your friend wheel boy yeah even even the reaper even the even the death bringer well will not maybe we’ll be his friend Soon soon he’s going to be a friend soon soon uh so willboy you’ve got to spin the wheel of losers for us because we’ve lost uh two more than two rounds in a row spin wheel boys cake Tom I don’t know why I said that Tom delete one Enemy we can delete one enemy unit that we want to better not be our new friend the reaper I don’t know quite I want to see what he does okay we won’t get rid of yeah I think the c one of the cactus things maybe or I see maybe there Skeleton oh yeah get rid of that one that big scary scary if you’d rather get rid of a cactus no no no get rid of the scary boy one uh we’ll leave their new fell yeah we’ll see what he gets up to and then uh right what faction are we actually going To get and we do get a free unit well three two one spin wheel boy cake I don’t know why I keep saying that Tom we’re getting the good faction I think it’s cuz I would like some cake oh never getting cake not on my watch whe boy and Spin not cake cake I’m confused cake I think it’s get a Healer oh well thank you you’re welcome so we have to choose from the good faction it means we could get our own elephant now I think we should I like the I like the elephant but no he keeps going to sleep Though don’t he what you yeah but that’s okay he just has a day off every a lazy elephant love him right we’ve got our own elephant and then 500 points we can just bring one of these things just cuz yeah 500 points is easy to do sounds Cool and a Healer and a Healer is part of the medieval faction there we go they can hang out with the elephant yeah and they’ll keep him awake that’s how he look I really hope so got coffees yeah and or energy whichever one you are sponsored by okay right battle to see How this goes it’s now the elephant War oh come on come on elephants oh God let them all fight the elephants can just go and have a drink they can just hang out and just good boys uhoh the reaper is slowly making his way forward that Reaper’s awful isn’t he he is kind of a little terrifying how we just float everyone is just cramming in strings are getting everybody I think one of the elephants is already asleep yeah yeah my elephant’s asleep oh come on pink elephant our elephant pink elephant’s not he’s doing okay but he Looks very worried he does yeah I yeah cuz you can see this floating Skeleton Man my goodness with tentacles coming forward but the healer is doing exactly his job uh-oh elephant is going to fall he going down the oh oh no he recovered come On Happ to me all the time oh lady don’t fall lady don’t fall oh God look at this guy yeah that’s that’s how it is you’re hanging on just hanging there H there the Rel theant and I have that look on my face usually won R won just ever so slightly Crosseyed and worried hanging in there he does look worried uh but we won that’s a victory for us I’m so impressed uh the elephant did amazing great choice by hanging on by hanging in there that’s what you do that’s the moral that is the moral on The elephant just hang the moral of the elephant keep going uh just hang on in there that’s the moral on theant when you fall and that means that you two are a pair of hoes now yay uh so let’s see which faction that we are going to be getting uh wheel booy Give me a spin no real boy o tribal faction do you know what’s a good Kake the French fancies right yeah and at Halloween they did orange flavor ones o now they’ve got lemon flavored ones and they have festive fancies and they have Easter fancies that are just like a little they Look like a little egg cuz they’ve got a yoke in it oh it’s amazing you’ll never get to experience you’ll never know the joy of this wheel boy oh the more you can torment wheel booy with the sound of delicious cake better I’m always buying Cake if you ever a parking whey what is Halloween what is Halloween you ever had parking wheel booy parking parking you haven’t I used to have a bike that I parked I remember I would cycle up and down oh block oh okay all right we’ve got two and a Half thousand points put down um would you like another elephant to go with our existing elh I think she she might be a boy I don’t know it’s definitely a lady elephant lady oh he’s nice lovely hair big he a woolly mammoth so we’ve got a woolly mammoth and then like the F Elephant y definitely and then we have got 300 points left to spend so we could have a stoner it said bone Mar yeah like a stoner yeah Stoner right can’t believe a spear thrower and that puts us about roughly there that’s cool look at the Army yeah we are building up a real Force now that is amazing uh a lot of just a managerie coming in here uh wheel booy we need to spin to see what um our pair of hoes are going to be here I am Tom excellent work whe boy little premature but absolutely fine boy oh No God sake will boy arm faction but also they got a free unit as well yay so spin spin I love a free unit Tom uh you’ll never be a free unit o the valkyrie very good nice okay okay so to start off with you need to put down uh Five 2,500 points of farmer stuff and then vyy into your army as well okay should we add a bunch of wheelbarrows just a bunch of wheelbarrow uh yeah you can just slam uh you can get two wheelbarrows in pretty easily look what does the portion seller do my friend Potion cell uh potion Celler they kind of throw stuff that like debuffs people makes them fall over a paracet how much we got left uh you can get three halflings down if you want to oh yeah let’s do that let’s do some little this is like me there’s me and there’s wheel Booy right at the front out the front perfect and then what was your free was a valkyrie uh here you go this is like a a beautiful flying woman oh fly around and oh she’s going to be lovely oh she’s beautiful oh yeah look at her go look at Them legs look at her legs look those legs a bottom out so much I like a socks uh very handsome they don’t look warm okay right uh We’ve now got another elephant to join our faction oh there goes wheel boy oh oh I think he’s instantly devoured hooray oh is that him Flying off bye wheel boy bye wheel boy and oh look at these wheel barrel ads okay the the the middle turns to Absolute Carnage like look at death like where he really bad he just grabs and just instantly kills things around him oh no oh pink elephant’s oh my oh she’s why she’s Seeing Pink Elephant she G getting out of there she’s still alive though she’s not asleep but her big big friend is here to help come on wly you can do it he had not the best day uh oh no oh no but they’re in Paradise together they Are living together very happily now oh man this has been a bit of a sweep uh ooh it’s him in it it’s that bad thing this guy horrible bastard beding bastard bling bastard yeah we don’t have a lot left he’s not good is he I think we’ got Nothing we nothing we won we did it yay that makes us [ __ ] we are one round away from being defeated that’s just not good uh it’ll be we’ll be fine that’s just not good just just not right that it’s just not good uh so we need to See what faction you guys are going to be now uh you’re close to winning will you be able to defeat us spin spin wheel boy excellent mean spin spinning uh we can choose your faction oh okay uh what what faction we make them be something uh the farmers Medieval ancient Vikings we tried we not tried dasty Pirates I think pirate be good give them the pirate yeah I think the Pirates there you go they go what do you want what you want you’ve got two and a half thousand points to spend should we smack a pirate Queen down Pirate Queen very strong couple of couple of captains no [ __ ] the captain himash it could be Captain pugwash a I’ll put Queen down there she is is great I just I just go big yeah and it’s Lydia Lydia we put Lydia on the map we’ve already got the valkyrie as well She’s Lydia too yeah wow just going to have a whole load of LDS Lids uh so are you ready to spin for us wheel booy hi everyone it’s me willboy hello oh no okay whe booy when he back in in the Tre mine so soon when we finish the Stream we get to get rid of him thank God uh so spin Wheelin wow excellent job oh we can choose a faction keep doing that and what free unit are we getting free unit wee uh give us something really good cake it’s got to be a good one cake cake second Hammer Interesting okay not a bad unit to put down I said what faction would you like us to have sure uh that we have you choose this time I keep uh you know what ancient faction okay we’ve not seen a ton of ancient there’s a minor down but We’re going to we’re going to go hard this time with bists because sounds good that’s going to yeah something a pair of ballist oh very strong 700 left 700 points left uh well that instantly sounds like uh two snake archers and a guy with a shield 700 points sounds good plus of Free a mammoth Mammoth which is from the tribals wow where where are you going to put him kind of struggling to fit there we go right up the front my goodness okay it’s it’s a mess but we might that’s not a mess just it’s a wild formation but I’m I’m here for it uh so right can we take them out um oh no the m stra ahead he’s going to kind of like sheld the rest of Shield everyone else with the bulk of their body is this guy dead how K them he’s gone already how did they die I Have no IDE I have no idea I’ve got no idea what killed both of the mouths immediately the horse is the horse’s legs roll right all of our elephants are down and the reaper is it’s him it’s his fault that moving into the back lines so The moral of this is be a Reaper the reaper is a very strong unit oh my God we have just not killed any of their units n and it’s all over we did it it’s all over well done you thank thank you we are the horse well done horse well done Horse uh you played amazingly well I’m so sorry you had to put up with wheel booy he’s the worst he is yeah well can we go for that Happy Meal now yeah I’ll take you for a Happy Meal yay got get your bike get your bike this better be a Ruse you better be taking them off to like the pound to get them to get them muted get down yeah exactly we’re taking you to a farm whe why whenever I go for a Happy Meal do I forget the last three days yeah we all boy well thank you for For allowing us to be well thank you so much for uh taking part in playing you’re amazing um absolute Naturals at tabs so good we couldn’t have done it without you and wheel boy of course no we could have done it this would run so much more smoothly if we didn’t have wheel Boy if we didn’t have wheel booy I just click on this and um I don’t have to we don’t have to cut to a different screen or anything it’s not him doing it no no I I could I thought he was doing all that no no wheel boy slows this whole Production down he thought he was doing it doing it I do it I mean yes boy you’re very you’re very useful and helpful very good will boy thank you thank you anyway uh well thank you so much for joining us uh we uh are going To take a quick break as we uh reset up and get our next competitors in um so uh stay tuned we’ll back in of five minuts or so uh do 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jingle jam will run from the 1st of December until the 14th of December please consider donating to autistica your donations will help us Support young artistic people struggling with mental Health H He N N N W He He B He And welcome back everybody uh to the jingle jam 2023 tabs tournament today I’m joined by the amazing Lydia amazing thank my goodness how are you doing I am I’m never better Tom I’m excited for today uh thank you for having me back on after last year I appreciate it after All the things that I did and destruction and stuff I appreciate you giving me the olive branch and trying again it’s a season of forgiveness it’s a season of forgiveness and joy and sharing and happiness there we go uh unfortunately m we are joined [ __ ] by hi it’s me wheel booy you Me unfortunately I do you’ve you’ve got a little bit of of color you’re tan are you have you been outside the base no we haven’t we haven’t watched them oh normally we’d have scrub ready for right you get the hose out first yeah okay you Were nice to me me last time shut the [ __ ] up no I wasn’t but I remember there was cake shut the [ __ ] up wheel boy shut up and stop talking to me very good very good stand your ground yeah Stand My Ground watch out I’m so Sorry that you have to be stood really close to him the smell is disgusting it’s vile it’s really quite putrid you are literally the third person to have brought up this smell it makes me want a rich just awful awful human being uh so we’re going to be playing some Taps a Day Taps horse M uh where we are going to be uh spinning wheels selecting units going up against each other to determine who is a horse and who is the best that Taps I’m I can’t wait I can’t wait I don’t think I’ve played this since Th well tournament well if you were to pick up the games collection for £35 for over 1,00 worth of games uh tabs is actually in it there we go I can practice the whole year through and become an absolute uh super sensation tabs Esports player maybe you could make A video on it and have a hit YouTube channel like maybe you could do that uh and make videos and finally I can be like my hero Tom May finally you can be like your hero Tom my hero my big hero uh this must be so tough for you being On one side is your hero and the other side is maybe the person you hate the most in the world yeah it’s a very I’m very very torn I feel you were supposed to hose me down with the cold hose first you get the lotion then you get the hose What’s that yeah that’s the that’s the line that’s the line right you get the lotion then you theose that’s the thing right you didn’t give me the hose no You’ never been good enough to get the hose the hose is a treat you can stay dry no lotion for you will boy just Ignore him got a lot of scabs I know I can see them they’re feeling they flake off all around the place you got to scrip those up later it’s the it’s the insect bites there are lots of fleas down there the bugs and the the animals that live in Here you’ve been eating those though haven’t you I have I like the birds most the birds birds getting down into the [ __ ] Birds down there I lure them through the tiny air gap wait I thought we I told Ben to plug that up this year for [ __ ] sake you idiot is that how Boof got a a McDonald’s in there did she put it through the hole stuff a chicken nugget through the hole Yeah it lasted me a whole week [ __ ] okay right let’s get uh let’s get involved yeah and start doing this um I will deploy first I’ll give you the Advantage you get to go second what an angel uh normally would um spin on the maps but this is one of the newer maps that they’ve added and they thought oh what a lovely Christmas map oh it’s lovely festive a festive Christmas Village I didn’t get to roll the map Wheel there’s just no literally no point you being here we’ve had complaints that you’re getting too much screen time and so anything that we can do to cut you out of more of this uh kind of just makes it better the viewers go up the donations come in yeah they’ve seen the Correlation yeah we people refund their money yeah we’re losing money for charity because of wheel boy we owe charity uh money because of what having you on screen it’s it’s awful so uh well we boy we got to spin what faction are we going to get Today oh my God I do get to do something oh hang on you [ __ ] this bit up we boy I’m not in charge of the being invisible or not Tom where oh Studio there he is there he is I’m here everyone and uh 3 2 one spin Whe what the [ __ ] was that uh we didn’t even get a proper spin you really balls that up spin it properly spin wait oh uh what happened wow there we go there in the end uh okay Legacy units ooh all right uh from the Legacy section o there’s a Lot of good there’s a lot of good stuff in here oh my goodness right so this is like a blend of every all the good stuff so all these uh units that were in the game and they got rid of um and so what Do we want uh 2,500 points M um I am going to go for I think a pharaoh we’ve not had one of those like that like that just hanging out I’m going to be the blue team and you are going to be the red team okay Pharaoh 750 uh you know what second Pharaoh then I just need a th000 points is there a th000 Point Unit no you get no there isn’t a couple of flag bearers uh what about four of these blow dots very nice okay and then 120 points a poacher it’s a little cheeky poacher 2,500 okay oh that’s not what I want to press and so now wheel boy we need to spin see what Lydia is going to be putting on give me a good one wheel booy uh it’s me hi everyone it’s whe booy I was here the whole time you can’t see me Though cuz they don’t like to show me on camera no no one wants you on very ug uh 3 2 1 spin wheel boy yay oh no the wheel of wacky wheel of wacky wheel of wacky Tom that sounds great okay wheel boy get your uh your Next your next wheel out let’s get something good okay wheel boy you need to spin on the wheel of wacky yay you ready Tom I am so ready wheel boy go Go uh it’s very shiny what is it Tom uh what is that switch Army I didn’t delete it we have to go again go again go again sorry Tom what is it it is we now we have Place each other’s unit so from now on I place your units and you place my Units okay so I want to do rubbish which is great yeah I would just play as I was going to play anyway right okay this is good uh so now we do need to find out what unit what units I’m going to be placing for you on your faction so you Need to spin the big the big wheel leis big whe uh someone in chat here is like it’s only for this round as if you know the intricate rules that we have designed for this this is very detailed very complicated spooky I don’t know who is We all uh right spooky faction um right I get to place your spooky faction units why I even bloody in here Tom so you do one I do the no you do the other from now on you’ll be placing my units uh right so what do we want uh I’ve got something is Your mouse being weird is there another mouse plug in because it’s constantly resetting my mouse movement that’s me I won’t touch it though okay we’re fine okay uh you know what let’s start with a bang so you’re trying to make me rub I’m trying to make you lose okay and so You’re getting a beautiful big Reaper that sounds incredible look at him uh because I think this is going to this is going to pay off for me in the long run okay the reaper take that all right uh right are you ready to go it’s some Pharaoh up against the reaper okay I Mean I feel like I should win this a couple of couple of loses on your side versus a big man with tentacles maybe we’ll see but I’ve got range whereas you don’t look at my range look at these poison darts coming your way oh it’s all right I’m slowly making My way over uh oh your guy is immune to my Pharaoh power oh well look at perfect but come on oh oh that’s a good oh it actually worked I I didn’t even think it was really you be nice no I was planning to like lose a couple of rounds Get some spins on the wheel of losers to then kind of oh come back no it just turns out you’re so bad at this game I how can I I’m not even playing so bad I’m not even playing I’m so bad wow uh that’s skill well what a Disappointing loss for you w wow I am ashamed I’m really embarrassed about my performance uh so right we’ve got to see which unit I’m which faction you have to place for me now wow are we getting wheel okay this is great uh right wheel of wacky here we go what are we getting Wheel boy are you ready maybe you’ll get some cake I’m ready so ready but it doesn’t say cake on here it only says no cake no no cake no cake I think it says no cake on here twice as well oh no better not spin that wheel Boy spin the wheel Tom how am I supposed to I thought it was some this on this wheel and it’s whatever fullet reset full reset that’s weird uh well I don’t control the whims was we so we’re going to be doing a hard reset we’ll keep the Existing points but now we need to see what faction I’m actually going to place so so am I placing your factions or are you having another go you’re still placing my you will still be placing I’m doing your factions now great right you’re going to be placing my pirate Faction okay great and so now you’re going up to 500 points uh 5,000 points 5,000 points in pirate yeah so you have to you’re trying to sabotage me and make this terrible all right okay so uh all right so um I mean I won’t put she’s gorgeous the pirate Queen the pirate Queen I won’t put her pirate her pirate cream I will God what looks rubbish uh not a cannon Captain maybe if I put the captain and the pirate Queen together they’ll end up making sweet love and be too distracted is that kind of meta in this game that does exist if you put Sudden combo of units down they will fall they fornicate I like that what if I just like put loads it’s in rubbish places people like hidden away so we can you can like kind of move the camera around if you want to try and put them in suboptimal positions oh actually no Wait what if it’s like ones that do distance but they’re blocked oh so they try and do distance but they can’t because they’ve got like a building in the way genius is that clever that’s good okay although then my guys do have to come around it’s all right I’m doing It I’m absolutely just committing to this oh in turn if you if depending on how sneaky you want to go you could for example put a unit like on a tree and there’s a good chance that she will fall to her death immediately great if that’s The kind of thing that you’re uh I’m into that you’re considering how many what how many points have I done you put down 2,000 so far you’re looking at the blue side I’m blue okay so well I’m blue but you’re my units blue okay you’re Right okay I got it all right it’s not confusing at all yeah you got 500 left right uh no you got 3,000 3,000 left it’s close you’re doing your doing so well thank you um all right well let’s I want the pirate Queen to die yeah I Think there’s a good chance that she falls to her death okay I like that’s that’s a mean mean one and then I’ve got 500 left uh so we’ll put a bomb thrower can I how do I scroll over there Tom uh there we go like this just put some in The woods and put them in the woods and they’ll be like Oh I’m losty help help me I’m going to just die because what’s the point anymore here we go right let’s see what Lydia is going to get also going to get a free Unit oh I did it Tom don’t worry it you didn’t see uh so you’re going to have wild west units and your free unit is going to be wow uh uh bank robber okay interesting is bank robber good yeah yeah uh so I have to reset Your thing as well Wild West right so the whole plan is we just ruin ruin each other’s ruin each other’s game are you copying me that is so sad and pathetic oh my God you sad man uh no original thought in that tiny skull of yours going to cram your boys You here we go have this be the fight that happens [ __ ] uh do you want to fall off the roof they might actually be really good up there I hope so I hope they’ve got yeah they’re just going to put them on the back on the back uh and then 500 Points uh Dynamite guys that might just blow up your own friends oh my God they will won’t they this is the most anti-climatic Battle of us just behind this no this is this is great this bit over here and then how many what was your free unit it was the bank robber Bank robber uh which is a secret unit maybe where is where is my man bankr there he is here we go can we fit them in as well great just really cluster them in thank you uh this round is going to be a red hot mess I love my team uh Okay well all right let’s see let’s go really showcasing the Christmas map is very strong okay so your bank robber blammo has he just instantly exploded my boys did he just Chuck the sa the safe at all of you I think he did oh someone’s fallen off oh the queen is No she survived she’s kind of alive I should have put her more on the oh all of your guys got blown up oh my God what a Stomp oh my God I am such a hoe Jesus such a hoe that is wow devastating decisive your guys are just still Hanging out in the woods lost and desperate for some water fine trying to find the North Star so they can get home again stuck up there Jesus wow what a filthy hoe what a filthy hoe right are we still doing each other’s ones yeah right it never ends the whole game is Each other excellent excellent spin there you got cake Lydia for me by the way absolutely [ __ ] not no I got some uh treats for us though Tom uh just lovely sweets uh some toys like fun fun fun stuff you got LS of fun stuff uh cakes and chocolates and treats And things like that um where oh we’ve just got a message so we were told that a fan has sent in some cake is this true TJ can I have it is this a thing oh Tom wait take it off him take it off him Now give me that take it off him give me that o we’ve got ourselves a hand finished chocolate cake which is glutenfree glutenfree oh my God I know someone in the office that is glutenfree well there we go oh it’s a shame that we’re not gluten-free oh when we eat This whole delicious cake all to ourselves it won’t be any beneficiary to our insides just exist in there who tried to send cake who did that that to wheel booy who did that stand up who did it who tried to send him some cake you own up you own up right now Banned banned absolutely banned for real someone actually did this someone actually they actually did this they actually sent that to you actually sent to the office don’t do that but wait what if they laced it with Cyanide and now we’re about to eat it oh yeah what If they’re trying kill wheel booy oh my god well if they’re trying to kill wheel booy then I’m fine with it cake can’t kill you Tom I’ve if it’s got rat poison it could do a good job well but no but that’s not what cake is cake is nice nourishing how you Shouldn’t even know what cake is like we all boy I have a memory of cake from last time Tom when you had the floor I ate off the floor though oh look at that doesn’t that look lovely look at this lovely Chate fudge lovely chocolate eat that with just your hands you know Really could just really n n n Nom Nom delicious wow just it’s just a lovely cake for us can smell it well thank you for send look at the ingredients of the cake just so I can see oh yeah you can have the box I’m just making sure There’s no crumbs in here like smush of icing here we go just want to check that there’s no all right nothing that would hurt me in there no it looks good oh maybe it was just full of nuts fine are there nuts in that cake full of nuts Looks delicious in fact it’s it’s all the things that we can actually eat isn’t it they made it special it wouldn’t disease him or infect him or give him a bad tummy oh if it would have given him a bad tummy maybe I would have Let him have some but you don’t want him to have a bad tummy in here with us Tom never mind uh so uh what did I spin I spun my choice of factory ah uh in which case so you’re are still going to be placing the units down like A red hot mess right uh and so you’ll be going up to 7,500 points and you know what let’s have the which is just one that you can’t [ __ ] up too badly uh sure go this one Legacy do it Legacy okay and I’m going up to 7,500 or right okay so I Get 2,500 more so you’re getting 2,500 to put down maths you could just do ban Bears they don’t do anything oh [ __ ] you’re right oh do they Banner bears are they just useless are they just useless men they basically are useless men can they somehow I want these wait why are You helping me boid I think because I’m the chance of cake I remember look no we I’m going to cut a delicious slice out of wheel booys cake a lovely slice of glutenfree cake yummy yummy I don’t even care that it’s glutenfree oh would you like some glutenfree I oh oh God yes Wheel boy cake yeah give me a slice of glutenfree I’m trying to put these boys here so they will get in the way of these guys this is such a mess of around already what am I up to I’ve got a bit more you got 1,500 points left should I Put some more in the woods oh a wheel booy some down this is cuz you helped Lydia wheel booy oh yeah you made a big you you [ __ ] up will boy all right and these guys can these I want these guys to push the Queen off and then put them Up here delicious delicious cake is it nice without the gluten are you really missing gluten M I could go for some oh I’ve gone too far I got trigger happy I’ll get rid of some of these oh wow M that’s a great pole so there’s a pole at the moment should we Give real boy cake um oh wow no is in the lead I’m sorry will boy closely followed by no uh 53% of people have voted no which of those means that I do get cake though um we don’t don’t worry about that we only the highest percentage and People are currently voting no du cake yeah yeah well anyway willboy we need to do a spin to find out what uh he hi everyone it’s me Will booy uh so Lydia you get to spin on the wheel of losers oh cuz you have lost two in a row my Loser wheel my ho wheel uh wheel boy spin spin go give me a good one wheel is my favorite wheel [ __ ] this up for me 2,500 you’re doing it so you’re just going to do 2,500 points of rubbish mhm oh and free unit Tom free unit what’s it Going to be Tom sorry hang on I’m making a note it’s a Gatling gun Gatling gun and what faction are you actually getting spin it is the farmer faction farmer the strongest of all the factions okay so I’m putting down 5,000 points okay and a Gatling gun yeah come on like look at This this is horrible This Is War this isn’t War this is a shambles uh okay well 100 halflings 100 of them is that what you wanted 100 of them 100 halfing I kind of do to be honest okay well just absolutely are they great are they good Is that why you’re giving me a hundred of them cuz you’re like wow uh she’s going to love all these guys there you go did you have 12 units before Oh I don’t did I give you we’ve got a winner in the poll enough things uh no no chat voted No uh so right you’ve got a ton of halflings and then you need a Gatling gun where the Gatling gun I think is a maybe a secret unit clams clams clams are great I want clams where ging gun Legacy I have no memory of oh God it’s a good one 2,000 points Oh hell yeah oh it be a shame if it’s just in this mess kills all of my people uh is there a world where we fit it there we go oh God you [ __ ] whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa sorry says Banner Lord over here that’s true okay I don’t I can’t Imagine that this is going to win so let’s see how this goes let’s go let’s go how am I doing all right this is great okay oh that Gatling G G right well so the banners don’t do anything oh no the G fires yes yes but it can only hit that One Singular useless man um but the hordes the hordes of halflings are on their way here they come ready to clean up this m the galling gun is dead the halflings are stuck in the wall this no this might time out oh oh my God what About the people in the forest who are lost and looking for survival they’re just hanging out none of them can move wait did somehow you gave yourself a banner which Frozen your banner people wait what did what uh uh what has happened right we this might We might have to scrub this around I think this is uh an Abomination against God I don’t think that any of the units are ever going to they’re just meet oh God this is painful this is absolutely vile what’s he doing they are what are the band Meant to do so they keep units in place so sometimes you don’t want your units to advance if you’ve got some really good range stuff I see but why is he dead over there which guy in the forest who is he Jesus what a closeup this half Someone killed him why is he dead and why is oh he went oh he’s one of my boys that went up on his own over right okay I see why have they just oh my I don’t understand what’s happening right now this is right well oh Jesus Christ what Is going on in there okay we’re going to have to avoid that round and just keep moving forwards um I will get rid of your banner person cuz you’re not supposed to have I don’t well did I do that or did you I must have accidentally I did get a bit happy I got yeah I was going a bit wild there for long as you don’t have any banners your unit should all Advance right that’s okay so they were stuck okay this is wheel booy’s fault this is all his fault he probably Distracted me and that’s why I put one down in the wrong place boy some kind of uh so wheel boy we’re going to have to spin uh so Lydia still ho and I’m spinning Tom excellent spin the tribal faction are you just going to add more uh yeah Okay so Lydia you get to put tribal units down for me fantastic um all right and I want you to lose and I want you to lose um so to lose what would be I no okay I’m trying to think of the best way Uh for you to be [ __ ] clubber I mean ah I’m going to put some of how many points do I get uh you were going to be going up to 10,000 10,000 10,000 okay protector they don’t hurt anyone do they uh they can hurt people they can hit them with their Shield okay all right can I put fall off and die just fall off yeah you can you can do that die that’s the thing oh yeah what happened to the queen she didn’t show uh last time she fell off sure good good good good all right which is very Very sad great um I will put use the brain cell I can’t access it right now the one the one single one you need to do it on my side of the river don’t tell me how to live my life just uh if you want a little tip apparently That’s what I did last play put you over there and then what have I got 700 700 points which I could do a bone Mage and a chiefton very easy maths put you there Chieftain I hope you die in water can they drown uh the river froze In winter time oh okay I’ll just put him over there all right great okay 10,000 points and uh let’s see you are still a loser so we’ll add that um spino another points I’m rich with point and what faction will you be getting we boy spin spin excellent spinning why are you Complimenting us so much I hate you whe booy am I going to be getting C uh the good faction willboy you’re the chat voted no cake sorry uh and you have a free unit free spin spin terrible job there we go there we go God the void Monarch that’s a good Unit okay so you’re getting 4,000 points of good and the void Monarch this is this is bad uh okay evil well he’s a thing but the first 4,000 points of good o could just be a pair of elephants I love the sound are they going to fall off and die elephants Can’t jump off of buildings that’s the dream and your Void Monarch there somewhere there we go just keep it all cluster here in this nightmare Zone horrible mess you’re almost 10,000 points in front but that’s fine it’s okay okay here we go uh let’s see how this goes goes we’re just going to Ignore the halflings does oh the bar Queen just stays there oh she’s chilling no I needed to take a tumble have a drink love okay save oh some stuff oh God okay oh my God right so I think it’s if enough units die near the void Monarch he Evolves into a mega monster is he now Mega and so he’s got a giant sword goofing around he’s a bit stuck they will get stuck in that Bloody wheel they do get stuck in the wheel oh has fallen to her death yes this is this Is terrible the void is on the prowl he love Tom sorry he might he might fall maybe my elephant the elephants are having a just terrible day they are not agile beasts charging the banner bearers but look at them look at them just jump no they’re like little Lemmings no they No don’t don’t fall off you big handsome boy there we go oh you idiot you stupid man trying to kill my units on the edge of the map killed himself great just great oh you I put some there’s a good boy over here isn’t there uh the Chie The Chie will kill a couple of halflings but I don’t think he can take all of them oh oh Jesus cuz they just are grabbing him oh my God killed him who’s left and there’s a few B just your useless banners but are we going to have another Null round cuz I think your units will be stuck and my units won’t to advance wait where are your where are your un my units why are they oh they stuck in the wheel aren’t they all dead no oh my elephant is stuck Jesus whereas I’m pretty Sure there’s a couple of halflings left okay they’re still that are just getting wailed on by Banner bearers in the trees very good what the hell I thought he said Banner boys were useless tell me they could smack you all right so they’re just like all right it’s a bloody it’s another Stalemate it’s another stalemate my elephants are stuck and your banner boys are stuck fuing this elephant is is clinging on the other one with his legs hanging off he’s got great balance very impressive he was always my favorite son uh I feel like you have more points left It’s that’s very clear so I’ll happily give you the win wow I think is thank you also those elephants would take down Banner boys oh he’s so sad why this boy just giv up he’s crying that’s me with no cake wheel boy look oh maybe if you gave me cake the round would End it’s worth a try I don’t know but if we do give you cake and the round doesn’t end what do we do then we have to make him throw up we have to we have to make him get rid of the cake we have to make him Purge well you could just Try more cake if at first doesn’t succeed cake cake again cake cake again as the famous saying goes uh well we’re going to have to cancel that round I’m going to give you the win making me the letter H uh what about I’ll give you an Armistice if we get rid of the banners if we get rid of the banners use any other garbage unit to put any other garbage unit uh it’s just so these rounds actually fight each other I feel like we don’t even have that much time left and we’re all stuck in a big water Wheel okay right I about 10,000 points you’re on about 20,000 points what about we do a hard reset hard reset we come back in come back you have the win thank you 10,000 versus 20,000 beautiful sound fair sure love it uh right which faction are you placing down for me okay uh spin Wheel boy whe it’s me whe boy I’m here the Renaissance um do you still want to be placing each other’s units or well that’s you’re the master of tag yes place my units you know this time maybe let’s try and get them in the middle of the field all right okay right A little bit I mean hello you’re the one that completely copied me and then did the exact same thing all right uh so it’s the Renaissance all right the Renaissance 10,000 points 10,000 uh D Vinci tank that’s dinki is pronoun sorry my bad dinki a lot of people pronounce It wrong yeah I do I have issues painter fencer balloon Archer okay well I will put yeah do no do you do whatever you want no how do I make him go on the tree perfect y That’s great 4000 you put another one on the tree and it’s not Like they I’ve got a good feeling if they fall off they die you’re such a strong independent woman all right if you can have a jouster 2,000 points great love there we go you have a couple of those sweet let’s see what Lydia is am I going to Give you they spin it now wow uh what could it be it’s the wheel of wacky again wheel wacky okay spin do we need four of these Tom spin what are we getting uh is randomized the line oh that’s always a fun one uh line settings Uh so normally it would be there but if we can I oh just close your eyes and you have to say when give me like five second just whenever and when o okay that’s now where the line is Oh now you deploy down this half And I my Army is in the top part oh no okay perfect oh that’s no uh right now what is what are we actually doing for lyia SP I mean cake uh cake SEC okay secret cake uh okay no back uh right the secret faction all right so we’re going to Clear all of your stuff um pal and 20,000 points we’re going to okay but wait so how does this work so now all of your units are deployed by here and there’s just some units are in different parts I see but those those those flying machines are still yours yep even the One at the top yeah so they will stay mine as long as they don’t get uh deleted okay uh they got it what’s the most expensive Tom uh ice giant very expensive is there a way to just put him on to he dancing he’s got that groovy Beat in his limbs be in there that seems great I they fly off together and fall in love and one of those that seems hilarious and you know what just because it’ll be fun I have just tons of cheerleaders okay I like that so I’d say Maybe not the most useful right now but cheerlead is one of the best units in the game oh wow uh okay okay I feel like this kind of let’s see let’s go let’s go like this makes sense MH uh let’s see how this goes all right let’s see what these boys Are doing right well is it dinky going to drag him to his death no oh they fall to their death it is the end dear the cheerleaders are going to cheer each other part in but if they cheer each other too much um they can die over cheer they’re too well that’s a Red a blue team VI wait I won you won God damn it I’m a you a [ __ ] [ __ ] against by H your perfect this is very very clean all right what are we getting now it’s me willboy spin boy cake please uh okay right you are placing down Dynasty Faction so you’re going up to 1250 on the Dynasty uh what do you want to put down uh o okay so you’re deploying in the top part the blue area of the map all right I’m up here now so Lydia’s deploying in the blue for Tom Tom’s Playing blue but Lydia is doing Tom’s deployment it does make sense but Tom’s playing red MH Valia who is red and she’s a [ __ ] I am yes which I don’t understand don’t worry wheel booy there is cake for wheel booy no no it turns out we actually ran out of cake for Wheel booy mhm but what’s that what’s what this over there yeah this well both of those well cuz we do have oh that this what is this this is a diff that massive cake this just a different what is that it looks like a massive rainbow cake look very brightly colored in giant Rainbow cake covered in sprinkles delicious lovely and it’s got when you cut it open it’s colorful on the inside it’s sugary and dreamy like a young boys oh it does say not for wheel boys oh it does say that doesn’t it I thought it said serves 22 people Tom serves 22 People it serves 20 people oh we’ and sadly we have 20 people they’re all in the office you’re number 21 one yeah oh I could see you getting a little bit hopeful there oh de sadly oh dear s a shame isn’t it uh so what do you want to Put down right how many points do I got to put down 2,500 you know what this is annoying cuz actually I’m winning but it’s making you win no you’re losing no no the things I’m putting down I don’t understand where I am the things that I’m putting Down are your team so your team wins the one that’s making it win yes I can’t throw no matter how hard I try I’m too good at this game so good I’m so good all right well you can have you going have a little Monk and he uh lives in This house on top of he lives in this little bit okay I love that BR law little love yeah there’s law here um and a monkey King nice who lives in the tree can you live on this be hard to get them in I feel like this is the most [ __ ] Scoffed yeah rubbish he just lives there is that it do you need more uh 250 250 another Monk another Monk he lives on this balcony nice okay B monk houses all right uh so what are we putting down for Lydia cake please not no cake my choice so you now choose What what I put down you put down for liia and get a free unit losing 31 to he’s got it he phased back in wowe clams clams clams people they can have cake hell yeah real boy can’t have cake I’m so excited but what cake and the Clams can I have some of the clams cake uh you’re not allowed any cake cuz you’re not people clams are you can’t have any clams legit AIT God I’m really excited to eat this I eat some of the crams that glow in grow in the corner of my SS the cray the Crays the cray I love the crams uh up their shells I don’t think those are clams I don’t know what you’re eaing but it’s not clams this is this is so this looks really delicious I know this looks really really really really yummy I Know M lot Of sprinkles L of frosting lot of uh mag multicolored sponge it says away from get the fu get away from me Jesus uh there there are Forks you can poke him with the fork if you need to oh great do you have a sharp KN oh Yeah yes there is a get away from me uh will booy get away from me uh okay right so I gave you a Gatling gun and a clam was my choice but then you also got a free clam as well all right uh and I put them here roughly Half sensible my down if you know we can help you in a little bit right thanks uh right now the fight on the tree they fall to their death W that’s yes oh oh God Monkey King Monkey King survived the tree though the clams get him clams so Monkey King can jump Although oh the Gat gun with all of the cheerleader support is actually pretty terrifying oh my God yes yes go my pretty clams go kill kill the dinky tank lives oh my God it’s just chilling up there try again it’s like it’s like getting a frisbee stuck in a tree but big and Old I don’t is it going to live there forever what happened to the monks who live on the balcony look at my lovely clams the monks got killed cuz they came out there’s a dead mon I love the clams so much yeah there’s two dead monks pretty sure clams devoured Them I think what’s going to happen here is it’s going to keep spawning clams until the game crash oh my God so oh great this is going so well this is so good does that mean I win with all my clams just the most toxic round Of uh of the game ever gosh look I it’s almost time to to wrap up almost almost but I think we’re going to be here for a long time I’ll give look at my lovely clim I’ll give you I’ll give you the win yes what a wow Thank you that makes you a hoe it makes me a hoe and a hoe and I’m a [ __ ] pull the whole thing off uh okay well let’s see what Lydia is getting for her fact this time spin wheel boy spin oh it’s an Ancient Ancient faction okay right what are we giving Lydia from the ancient faction uh what about uh o chil the blister the clams would eventually like World War Z their way up onto the yeah sorry I didn’t mean to look at you uh have you seen World War Z because that’s what the have you ever yeah clams oh that’s yeah that Makes sense Lydia that’s a good reference that’s right I thought so as well yeah thank you I read it in ch you have two of those right that’s I didn’t understand it uh right what am I going to get wheel booy spin oh goodness me what are you going to get the evil Factor and a these guys good spin just in time a bomb Tom okay right so you’re putting down 2500 points of evil evil and but this guy is partying he is not having the best time is there anything I can put that will push him off I think he struggled to fit anything Else up there what about um something does any of these blow up what about a mad mechanic uh the Mad mechanic bomb stuff can can can he like maybe come on just maybe a bit of propelling will get him off hello that works uh how what are We number are you two more please two more two more mad mechanics and you’re sorted great they all live in a tree they don’t all fit up there uh you can live in this tree nice there we go and then I got a bomb thrower which is a Pirate there we go where do you want my bomb thrower to be where do you oh sorry you get this is your extra one um I guess in this tree Tom sweet that’s that’s that’s the plan let the games begin here oh my goodness this is immersive wait what’s the did they no They didn’t help the D get off oh God they they’ve got a doomed Love Story the dinki and the giant yeah they just K the Gatling gun and the cultists are just a nightmare horrible where are my clams uh they’re here oh there they are with the snakes go clams Go oh dear it didn’t work it didn’t work but now you’ve got units that can actually fire up oh oh it’s nice he’s like the tree topper on a Christmas tree see it’s like a beautiful yeah I was trying to make it Christmas theme on the top of a Christmas tree and I oh one of my clams fell off and I I was successful you should go to the doctor about that uh okay I think the S should win but this is just the is this another salate the most cursed round in history this is great this is Wonderful I can’t wait to come back next year this is so good uh okay right I believe this is sudden death now the final round this is the final round whoever wins all potentially stal Mates is the winner yes there we go there we Go that makes sense this is it it all it all boils down to this okay what is Lydia getting whe boy this round good roll boy we’re getting through the stream guys woo Lydia has the Viking fact Viking love that right I’m going to give you five of these just because I Think they might actually get into the tank okay they can fly they can fly are you helping me well I just want an end I just want this to be over to be honest this is my best time of year I want this to going forever Tom no it’s back to the Cage with you cake Tom uh Spin it’s the wheel of wacky wow what have we got what is it Tom no no oh everyone’s favorite thing on the wheel everyone’s favorite option no cake no cake what the [ __ ] wheel B language but it’s the end it’s the end of the stream it’s wrapped up absolutely perfectly what a beautiful Turn of events why is this even on the wheel it’s uh well you’re the one who wrote The Wheel out earli but it implies that I would be getting cake by default by Heaven well you know at the end of every stream normally we’re like oh I guess We’ll give wheel wheel voice some cake ha what a funny joke we’ve just been being mean actually it’s okay but no we no we spun no cake and you did that that was you you did that you did that to yourself that’s your wheel that’s your Fault you spun it think about that for the rest of the year it’s such a shame cuz we have so much God how I going to eat all of this cake the cake the fan sent in heavy a special cake that you can eat oh my God this is really oh this Just is delicious and you’re not allowed any of it okay cuz you spun the wheel uh well quickly you’ve got to deploy 2 and a half thousand points of medieval to see who is the winner this is the decider 2,000 500 2,500 okay the decider You can have one king nice one king who lives uh over here in the river MH and another catapults nice and easy catapult that goes back over here perfect great let’s see how this goes this absolute mess of a game oh our sweet boy they fall to their death once again goodbye The Love Story Romeo and Juliet princes okay get the CL oh that a ballist mon King don’t want that see you and oh no the the king oh that’s good that’s good they were supposed to go and take out the tank oh wait it’s not good oh okay everyone is getting a bit Distracted they’re all really I mean it’s it’s you know spinning up there wait actually if all of your stuff aggroed on the king oh the clams yes clams go the clams have being released go go release the clams God and like the rapid fire ballista baring into the Woods here we go these dudes are coming along uh the clams are bad news this this is going to be another bloody stalemate isn’t it it is going to be a bloody stal mate kill that means we both can be winners and will boil will be the Loser it’s what is that how it works that’s how it works if you both of you don’t win that means I win does that mean he gets cake well no cuz we spun on the wheel oh no cake but that just was for this round I think this sums up this whole [ __ ] stream yay christas I who wins um we do we all Christmas charity wins charity wins charity is the winner uh I think you probably got more points on the field so uh you can win therefore wheel boy has lost and spun no cake wow the one time Of year you get to come out and you [ __ ] it I hope you’re proud of yourself back to the basement with you uh well thank you so much uh everyone for taking part Lydia thank you for joining me boy falling over and is lying on the floor gently sobbing Uh but we are doing all of this for charity um please uh dig deep um there is a collection of games that you can buy £35 for over ,000 worth of games that’s over 70 different games including this tabs is one of them very cool very Very good very cool uh and uh yeah you can help a whole host different charities all of them uh are all different good causes you can send to a specific charity that you you particularly enjoy or just scatter Goodwill across all of them all great Stuff whe boy up what is that why is he creeping around what is can I have some of this cake Tom wheel boy I don’t think you I don’t think you should be allow I think you should take the really sharp knife away the sharp knife away well Look it’s the delicious cake Tom do you want delicious cake whe boy yes Tom do you want delicious cake do you want delicious cake wheel boy maybe do you want delicious wheel booy cake do you want wheel booy cake there you go wheel booy there you Go have your cake wheel booy have your delicious there you go is that what you wanted that was felt like a like a war cry what the hell just that was so uncomfortable I felt uncomfortable anyway that was oh look he got it he got it in the End God bless us everyone uh well uh thank you very much everyone um stay tuned uh we’ve got streams coming up next cuz some curse craft ccraft is up next we B please you’re disgusting go clean yourself up uh great well until next time everybody goodbye hello world works with young People in Africa and Asia to get them online for the first time connect them to power rugged hardware and to the world’s body of knowledge your jingle jam 2023 donations are 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donations will help support more children get online for the first time and connect to the world Mer Christmas Day You No He W N N A I N A Oh A M A He He He Hello hello hello everyone welcome to Cursed craft Community Building stream Minecraft fun time have I been in every stream today yes Sophie is here again I’m only here for some a little bit of of Chrissy treat crispy treats crispy treats crispy treat Rice Crispy boo treats crispy Treats I am Simon the honey Jew man Diggy Lane and I am joined by the ever fragrant Dre Drear gam Drear gra bra hello it’s me your other father I love you dad I love you dad I love you son oh oh I just I just want to be in person With people and I’m so tired and I’m going to go and have a nap I promise so we’re going to do the present present exchange like right now with well with I’ve got some stuff for Sophie I’ve got I’ve already given gista her one present that actually turned up I’ve wrapped it Real nice as you can see and as you can see I actually made a [ __ ] effort oh oh this is awkward um okay there you go thanks there you go Sophie oh what should I open first the small one the little open the little one The small one one a little one for a little one a little one oh I love it okay first of all we’ve got this metal sign that says I do what I want and it’s Keith and he’s smacking over a little thing and this is great because I have another metal sign from Boba that says um it’s like you you need it I need it and it’s like a cat Bing biscuits and I have it in my I have it in my kitchen is this a book I don’t know open it’s it’s the young ones The Young Ones anual yeah Bachelor boys the young ones It’s really really good the cover look at that look at look on the inside look [ __ ] says on the back of Richie’s and I’ve got TW whatever his name was in it what was his name in it I don’t it’s just prick no what does this say Vivian Vian oh my God I love it what a date oh my God some action the green is has been green screen the green has been green screened out but it’s Franken hooker Sophie’s favorite movie of all time you want some company isn’t she beautiful want a date got got some got Any money they got they got the quote wrong but it’s fine you know what a party it’s close I love it oh Simon’s two for two he’s two for two let’s get the let’s get the other thing open let’s get the other thing I just I just kind of a very Important tradition the present exchange I just kind of like I left it in the it’s not actually that fragile I promise oh chocolate it’s chocolate you got me chocolate would got me oh this is [ __ ] fancy Posh I to get you some bath stuff you know me so Cuz I know that you like to bathe she’s a bther I was I didn’t used to be but now I am she’s never I never used to have a bath listen I thought I wanted to I always get you the fruit cream don’t I but I got you something a little bit a Little bit different this year Martin’s chocolate here yeah they’re fancy Posh festive ones I think apparently I don’t know Aztec chocolate pudding with a runny Center runny please don’t call anything runny hazelnut PR line raspberry velvety cupcake there’s the Zoey almond orange prow line The Zo Prine yes it’s Prine Shut up happy Santa it’s a little Santa fella Papa Noel cupcake these look so [ __ ] lovely these nuts these nuts she has to ruin it doesn’t she she does we had such a good vibe this is why we treat you the way we do that’s really Nice thank you so much thank you Simon thank you I’m just really happy to see you like in person I’m here it everything was worth it being so tired is worth it and you’re off tomorrow I’m [ __ ] off tomorrow cuz I had to like Get yeah I had to push my way into every single stream today because I’m done for this is the end oh my God I’m out oh my God retiring I’m retiring look at this chat why is this man So Posh to me look I I would I used to have a bath in Fair liquid in a bath you know in the sink you know just this is this is so fancy look this is midnight fig and pomegranate I like the color of it it’s beautiful it’s very Franken hooker T-shirt yeah yeah yeah yeah oh I love it it’s a luxury pamper gift not Pampers like last year Pampers the nappies I [ __ ] baby when you’re a gamer it’s very important thank you Simon um I really appreciate it oh my God they’ve already started building something Mass I can’t even I don’t even Know what’s going on on the server we have a massive amount of people from Min discords Z we got oh zuba I should thank you zuba you um you gave over £500 to jingle jam just a moment ago thank you so much thank you Steve oh bloody Australian oh yeah no we have £52 and 15 from zuba thank you very much indeed thank you so much 300 oh this is from before yeah don’t just ignore that I just wanted to shout out zuba all right I’m I’m sorry Video Information
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