TheGuyGhost’s Hilarious 2023 Moments

Dude you’re actually a [ __ ] you have no life your mom [ __ ] pegs your dad bro my humor is so broken you saying that like your mom pegs your dad all I could think of is like a family guy cut where they just cut to the guy he’s like what what’s wrong with

That you got you got something against Peggy man it’s just like Peter like as a matter of fact I do pet is something off about that horse you have an eye for Animals Lois this horse is brain damaged that’s why I got it so cheap swear to God Platinum is worse to

Get than [ __ ] it [ __ ] is dude I don’t know what the [ __ ] they were thinking about that one getting [ __ ] more than five long shots a game is like like ridiculous God s you’re doing all right in life like you’re 401K instead of getting more than five long shots in one

Game is like it’s like the feeling of the first time you’ve ever [ __ ] your [ __ ] wife man your wife not girlfriend nah dude it’s different when they’re your wife why because they could [ __ ] you back yeah bro like damn I I hope this doesn’t [ __ ] me later and then they divorce you and

Take half your money and then uh they’re the richest woman in the world because they took half your money did you see that the infinite water glitch on Tik Tok guy you haven’t seen that guy I’ll have to send that to you later I woke since we’re talking about like

Divorcing or whatever so a porch right [ __ ] so amaranth was secretly [ __ ] married right right apparently so was Bella porch the like famous Tik Tok girl how did you not expect that as soon as I saw her I was like bro she’s 100% m married but apparently it came out she

Was uh secretly married also but her and her husband Liv in California they’re getting divorced and since she’s now famous and made a bunch of money in California the law is even if you don’t have a preno if you get divorced whoever makes like the less money and has less

Means and everything can legally regardless of if you had a prup or not take the other person to court for stuff so legally since she’s Rich As [ __ ] now and he is not uh even though he is a man and I assume they did not have a prup in

The first place he can take her to court in California and get 50% of her money that’s a if I get married Bro that’s the first thing she’s signing I mean hey that works out for him bro n bromie Homie first of all homie married an attractive lady right was

Married for like a few years now she’s famous and Rich and now they’re divorcing and he can just get millions of dollars for nothing bro that’s so dumb I would literally threaten that [ __ ] and be like you’re giving me [ __ ] minimum 3 mil or I’m taking you to court for

Half well there’s no way she’s making more than 3 mil no her estimated net worth is 6 million I think is what Google says and that thing is never right it’s always way lower than it actually is hey XC want to get married what’s exc’s Network on Google at least

9 million oh yeah well it’s got to be more than that like I said it’s always wrong brother if he’s making more than 9 million he’s probably not making more than 9 million but he definitely is worth more than 9 million like look up [ __ ] PewDiePie’s net worth look I

Looked at PewDiePie Networth the first article PewDiePie netw worth updated 2023 check it out naturally they don’t ever put it uh Network $64 million dude that’s that’s after the nword and again that’s less than he prob actually has hang on let me let me go look up the most recent PewDiePie videos

The one from yesterday 3.8 million but that one’s about his dog dying so yeah BR low key I keep seeing a bunch of trans porn and uh it’s [ __ ] interesting homie cuz like I don’t know how to feel about it you know what I’m saying like I see like like it’s an

Attractive lady all right and then look down and they’ve got a [ __ ] coner down there dude like a solid 8 in got the Johnny yeah bro and I’m like dude that thing’s huge God damn I’m like give it to me bro I saw a Tik Tok uh a few

Days ago and it was like remember when you could steal your teammates care package with a black hat faster than they could get it Black Ops 2 and I was like bro I forgot that thing existed I used to do that I used to troll on Black

Ops 2 with that did you know me and pton used to be riot shield C4 four people and trolling we were like eight or nine and we were like we used to trap people in Corners to be like a 40-year-old dude calling us the nword bro I did a I did a

Little bit of trapping in Corners in my day you see that Hyundai’s heated seats were catching on fire uh no but I can imagine that would happen for other companies as well bro I was just [ __ ] dying of it was just horrible but I was dying at the thought of someone just

Driving down the road casually they just casually catch up I’ll show you a real heated seat come here boss here a big boy why don’t you [ __ ] me harder I [ __ ] you with glue whoa glue over the crossbow blue is my lube what glue is my lube I like to get it stuck

In really let it soak in trust me this fr’s going to go crazy baby nothing you’ve ever felt before believe me [ __ ] ridiculous seriously and then it’s over yeah no it is it is [ __ ] Bren you have no idea we spent almost 30 minutes on this [ __ ] last time

Me and [ __ ] Saint just kept getting bodied by Vex yeah check the check my house check my house you would spawn in and then just die they’re in the middle of the Town middle the KFC by the KFC by the KFC got Ramirez get the [ __ ] off the

Roof oh I’ve got other problems you guys have fun with that RZ get on the roof dude I hate the Vex I hate the Vex so much bro oh my God Danny do not go in your little house do not go in your little house there’s three of the one

Shot F I know I’m I’m fighting where’s de dude who even who brought this raid to us dude yeah Tomy be careful Bren this guy’s powerful yep there’s a [ __ ] ravager here there’s a ravager in your Castle there’s a ravager in your [ __ ] castle and I’m stuck ravager ravager on me on

Me on me on me on me I’m coming up I see him I’m coming drop him fight back yeah [ __ ] give me that shadow there’s a Vex somewhere oh uh M I think definitely Mound definitely Mound got you got you all right yep over there I ping ping bro

What is this F they’re about to [ __ ] you up Tommy I down one I down one do you not see the [ __ ] ravager yeah I know it’s [ __ ] eating my butthole with you ghost oh sorry ghost oh we won we won oh my God F so much faster than last time oh my

God TP the fish I’ll TP Duffy yeah I don’t feel like doing all that [ __ ] on it no they called it once you supposed to hop on it there we go oh [ __ ] it was at this moment that he knew he [ __ ] up oh he’s here he’s here he’s

Here oh [ __ ] swinging start swinging start swinging start swinging go go go go go go oh [ __ ] bye no you just [ __ ] left I needed to TP to you are you serious TP TP to goost TP join join join I got to get my stuff back hurry up you

[ __ ] it’s not even going to hurt you shut the [ __ ] up Duffy you died he’s chasing Tommy he’s chasing Tommy he’s chasing chasing me chasing Tommy oh God where did I die at dude it used my totem of I’m dying and still [ __ ] merked me where is you

Going for Duffy no no [ __ ] you man I can’t even see you man oh God [ __ ] you man show T me out here show T me no not here are we going to [ __ ] fight him we can’t here just sitting here letting us die I swung out

His [ __ ] what you mean oh God he’s running after me he’s running after me I can’t even see where I was getting hit from I can’t even see where my last [ __ ] [ __ ] was at man bro he’s a camping me he’s camping me he like join and he’s

[ __ ] I just want here I don’t want to even be here any oh God get away from me where’s he at I don’t know I hear him oh I see him right next to I’m literally looking him he’s right next to noad can the bat [ __ ] off he’s on

Me where where where go ahead yeah yeah go ahead and shoot him go ahead and shoot him all right everyone 3 2 1 go [ __ ] his ass I started I started him oh God he can’t hit me up here oh we got him we got him in a [ __ ] I hurt I’m

Going to die I’m going to die I’m going to die someone dropped me a pickaxe I’ll help dude he’s just B why are you running you better T me back T me back T me back T me back yeah TP to me my respawn’s still in the nether bro

What he has to be close to dead bro we [ __ ] him up someone stole my [ __ ] dude my stuff’s around here somewhere Danny help me dude he’s pissed what makes he think where’s my [ __ ] at I’m a safe TP I’m a safe TP well that’s not my [ __ ] my [ __ ] you

[ __ ] prick I’m just trying to [ __ ] live Duffy eat a dick I got him I need my [ __ ] some dude offered me a bump in the bathroom I was like I’m I’m straight man he should have done it no man I don’t know if he’s got [ __ ] fentanyl who

Cares I mean I wouldn’t if I [ __ ] fentel because I’d be dead please repeat your argument here I mean and like if we’re to make comparisons comparing disabled people people or like you know people with disabilities or whatever to I don’t I don’t even know why I would

Compare them to Jedi but here if you think about it I mean a Down syndrome person is always nice you ever seen a [ __ ] mean Down syndrome person I’m not saying auth mean yes I have okay he’s very he’s listen you’re biased I I’m not making this point for you

Literally not you’re biased you’re biased you do not get a say in this obviously you’re going to [ __ ] okay he’s out here defending the dark side so can we get CU Dark Side Defender [ __ ] both sides I’ve seen the good and bad of both no listen Down syndrome equals Jedi

Autism equals Sith they [ __ ] think about like a Down Syndrome guy talking to a girl he’s like you’re the most beautiful girl I have ever seen and then the autistic kid would be [Applause] like and it’s like listen this sound this sound this is really bad oh God I’m not

Wrong uh I found something found I found a symbol I found a symbol did you yeah it’s the weird like Wall-E looking one what was the symbol on I don’t know it’s just floating midair and there’s a bunch of enemies that just spawn oh it’s just

A floating in the air symbol is it pretty like hard to not see It what’s in the store the true game you might break your game oh oh you’re not lying why what why I don’t know M was baffled when you hear that how far uh did you guys make are are you in the dungeon yeah we’re at the beginning still we wiped because we

Were super cocky and we got two symbols down we just rushed in our destiny knowledge came in and we were like damn game’s been pretty easy so far hey you guys got it nice huge give me the armor I want oh I the SMG I also got the SMG

Oo what can it roll with oh bro you know what this reminds me of for some reason grass of AEP still got PTSD from Spire bro you know how many solo runs ended that’s crazy you don’t want to solo this one I’m going to go ahead and let you know let’s go I’m

Totally solo with it so I made it up all the way until the boss there’s no way I’m soloing the boss is the boss that hard you see I said that about kle the final boss takes way too much setup so you guys know that dude esoteric yeah

Yeah took him an hour just on the final boss one full hour on the final Boss by himself I see people using lth bro dude really that yeah yeah dude that [ __ ] was [ __ ] I know it got buffed Tempo increase reserves and then the ball [ __ ] hold on I’m tweaking I’ve been through

This before I know where to go hold on oh right over here you don’t [ __ ] see it cuz it’s stupid yo underwater section um actually it’s not water I’ll swim in is like it’s like Mar or super today junior bro started his life away yo what’s that video where that guy

Say that big ass thumb bro I didn’t make do that [ __ ] Bro Dam said my big ass thumb I [ __ ] bro damn he goes God damn oh I’m oh man God damn they definitely wouldn’t put a colle here would they oh oh they did this might

Actually be easier to do solo like this part would be no cuz then you have more air bubbles all right careful guys we’re in Uncharted Territory can we all grab it at the same time we can yo I just found a new movement Tech e through the

Thing and then bam you get like 100 speed the sun bracers are the new Starfire protocol bro they are man they are the best thing ever new straway Strat oh it put me all the way back here is this a new way to farm up level for

Your weapon all right guys ready here stand by it I’m going launch you through it stand by two one I’ll see you guys at boss yeah yeah Sun bracers yeah Burn Them Burn oh no dude that that one that one had some Purpose a little bro truce thoughts what’s going on over here what we praying to oh oh hell I didn’t defeat the shield let’s have it to it I’m going in the water I’m going to go find stuff I don’t see anything in the water I see these like green uh shielded places

Underwater oh no we got to do something that was like from the freaking counter is there like an ogre that spawns up top and [ __ ] around in the Deep oh wait wait wait we can reveal I see some symbols down here uh that you can attune to wait

Hold on I think I know what I have to do tell me what you’re thinking so how kind of like before when we did the wizard thing where we like got to see like what symbols I think I can look what’s here in this room and then you have to like

Go click on the specific symbol me when um um um um uh you know the [ __ ] uh that’s what it feels like talking to my little brother please don’t hit meing my hey don’t be dissing my friend dog hey if you’re going to drive drive a firestone you’re going to drive make

Sure you drive with Ford F150 this dude’s for tough you need to haul as many bulls as possible to your loving wife buil for BBC tough at for a truck month we make cars that go through through we sell to women at a 50% markup she makes me

Poop then I’ll make her pee dude I think we still have a pending General chat in here there’s a [ __ ] video of uh the Jimmy Dean sausage biscuit commercials and it’s base booster I’m Jimmy Dean and uh I wish I could tell you how I feel about a morning like this and that

Includes a good hearty bre God damn give me that loot rocket yo huge gloves I got a bonded theing dude huge 66 with 23 resil I think you should recogize him aru Lucent Necromancer now her ultimate attack the multiple [ __ ] oh I see a reveal thing over here no

Man whoa there’s water but I need to explore this Waterway waterways are not big they to a place with a loosen Hive yo hold on yo this bipod thing might be meta hold on I’m killing this loosen Hive anything else in there uh not yet anything for killing I did I got

Vestage of the wizard y this is orex Yo sure is really I didn’t yeah dead bro oh yeah he did so I have vestage of the wizard right now v i can reveal this oh look lines actually I might have died from my thing the vestage of the wizard

R out above so I revealed this there’s symbols Now isn’t there yes there is there’s a take a king I’ll go look okay so someone killed the person in the right spot that’s good no this isn’t deep no no we’re so far from DPS it’s not even [ __ ]

Funny I’m speaking from hurt there’s a symbol in here it’s the turr symbol do we know where that’s at the floating symbol is is where I’m at well it’s probably out here am I right or am I I’m I’m right I’m right I’m right sorry I’m

Right yeah your free time no not my free T where did his ghost spawn uh his ghost is in the ground okay I have V again you see this right here yeah and you see that one behind it oh go what the [ __ ] okay okay I see I see hold on lure him

Up here aha there you go so then that reveals the symbol right there and then now we do this look through it so smart okay now it’s uh equals I haven’t seen equal yet top area so yeah that big Knight wants me know where the lines are going so

There’s going to be one two three well one for each Appendage once we break his shield we can damage from anywhere so we got like something I do not oh teps oh [ __ ] that’s great they didn’t learn from rout thing need’s tracking oh my goodness the velocity is good but holy [ __ ] they like if she like moves

Slightly I’m like [ __ ] yeah so we revealed the symbols so we have that’s called that’s called heart or chest whichever one we need one of his legs and then we need uh one of his hands or the other leg both leg so we’ll stand

Here we kill a big guy and then you have to look for like circle thing goes in front of me and then the circle and match it to the uh taken King symbol oh okay y That’s SI equals I would need to these rooms okay so I do that go back get deep

Site let me go to Bard don’t kill me sir I’m just want to be your friend that’s one down all right I’m going go up to the top one then I’m going to try this bottom one we’ll have all three symbols of noad yeah go to that

One no I got it oh that boss [ __ ] that [ __ ] hurted that [ __ ] hurted break that sheld I will brother break that [ __ ] I got a whale like gold CU I’m a [ __ ] [ __ ] and top mine earli here I can’t [ __ ] do leviathan’s breath man can’t [ __ ] do it do you

Got a any G no so I’m going to wait till you guys uh put in your symbols cuz I definitely didn’t [ __ ] look at the symbol in here I told you every [ __ ] time no you just killed that guy what the hell what the hell he was just like

Chill out D ah whoa I do like this like this Lane right here cuz I could just Shield B what would shot me super far up no I have sexual relations with that woman I have full Gorn I am unloading Starfire actually just doesn’t exist anymore this exotic is actually awful

They [ __ ] killed it yeah literally made that [ __ ] dead as [ __ ] [ __ ] die you [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] oh finish it Imagine Alex they’re breaking the goddamn doors they’re breaking the goddamn walls buddy there’s one right down there below us all right I’m loading in boys now my boy Tommy there’s a possibility we’re going to die here Alex they’re coming they’re coming boy [ __ ] oh you got you something

Good there buddy yeah but oh got me some [ __ ] bullets man I’ve already got chills going down my back bro they both ate 2762 to the [ __ ] face this isn’t even the this like the second day oh I’m here I’m at a hybrid energy station apparently you are freezing find cloes

No actually we’re going to go set up our stuff H I picked a fight that I shouldn’t have yeah you really need a weapon to try to fight zombies real s you’re just going to take a long time there’s a little quest line that’s going

To tell you to do in the top right corner it’s how you get a lot of oh my God Alex this has five skulls oh Jesus air drop is it by me somewhere you could see it on the top if you look around a yellow air drop

Oh there’s a very fortified base over here so do they have like some places that are just set up already that are like insanely fortified this place is [ __ ] fortified they’ll be fortified but like the zombies know to take like usually the easiest path scrap armor bundle ooh crafting skill magazine

Bundle grilled meat armor pocket bundle or Pocket Mod I mistake Golden Rod tea oh this [ __ ] got a golden rod tea in this [ __ ] I don’t know what that does are we all going to the same house M retrieve supplies what’s yours retrieve supplies let’s retrieve and

Clear brother oh no it we oh my God you are terrifying no I I think my mission is doing the same as yours like we can do each other’s missions now I dropped the things bu that boy boots I be ye you are like four feet tall pitch black with no

Hair You’re an Alien generic the ship yeah bro he’s got [ __ ] pants and cowboy boots yeah hey wait go look at Tommy’s live stream you’ll be able to see your oh will you look burnt here use this and I can definitely see your hold on yo that’s the

Thumbnail uh that’s a level four baton oh for me oh not for me I’m take that I’ll take that deal I take that deal you take that deal take that de damn good deal I’ll make that deal how about you you [ __ ] you make that deal I make that

Deal I don’t blame you damn good deal look at Alex’s sire skip bur his I have to crou down to be with you you know what I wonder it is it’s because it’s experimental and he never created a character or picked one so it just like gave him like a generic model

Are you threatening me brother WR in you brother I got 762 that’s going to go straight through your [ __ ] nogin I’ve got shotgun shells I’ll just throw it at you oh [ __ ] you know what you hey no man look at my character the Tommy’s got to get out of his inventory ass

Motherucker I look like some dude from the back room hold on hold on come back come back come back I come on back brother Danny I made you something hell yeah put that on oh yes you needy how do I look you look cool as hell let’s go baby hell now cool as

[ __ ] I think I think you get the pass can someone invite me Danny Danny come here come here Danny help I’m [ __ ] hurt what the [ __ ] locked I think it’s a way you can hide from zombies now where the [ __ ] did Alex go man I’m [ __ ] I’m so [ __ ]

Scared [ __ ] man dude Danny looks like even more like an alien now I give Alex check out the new DP oh Big Boy open these Gates there’s a big guy over there you’re fine take him out bro I feel like this is from a movie what’s that what’s that movie where it’s

Like the two British dudes that are in all the like like the zombie movie and the Alien movie oh yeah no he looks like I do they find the alien and they have to like hide him so they put him in a sweatshirt glasses and a big

Must what do I look like now brother a little [ __ ] coming out of the war like ass the fog is coming the fog is coming oh [ __ ] oh there’s oh what are those what are those I need to reload oh boys what are you doing what happened I’m going to die run i

L someone help me the aliens on fire all I saw was just fire and then he just running out oh man these trenches remind me of Vietnam oh we got to go this way where Alex is going I need oh me too apparently loading the ceiling the ceiling the ceiling [ __ ] you

[ __ ] got more any more of you [ __ ] on the roof all right boys up the stairs up the stairs oh go should [ __ ] up oh my God it’s in here it’s in here it’s in here kill him there’s another one above us above us above they’re breaking the windows

The goddamn walls ah [ __ ] shot a zombie still alive he’s in the way down come on vulture come on down [ __ ] I got to get out of here over here Tom I hear him yeah where we need to go that’s a big boy Tommy oh we got one oh he didn’t die I’m

Using my primitive weapon where’s the cop shoot him anyone got a bomb Oh my God what is happening he’s got a lot of dogs dude I’m going to die I’m going to die I’m going to die I’m going to die I’m going to die holy [ __ ] oh God

I’m trying to help Alex I’m out of all 60 bullets already Alex is so dead he just [ __ ] himself dude what the [ __ ] is this game why is there so many dogs there was legitimately like eight [ __ ] dogs that just ran at me why were they on the roof God damn bro that

Was scary I just saw with like 30 of them they’re trying to come through the windows they’re speaking be Jesus Christ that was terrifying I’ve never seen that in all my years oh there’s more dogs and has to and a [ __ ] biker sprinting bro I need help I’m I’m dead

16 Health what a shame back the [ __ ] up hey Danny I’m so slow it doesn’t even matter oh my God it’s feasting on him [ __ ] you you watch the alien just get eat up oh yep found it on the sticks bro goed on the sticks [ __ ]

You this is some [ __ ] I’ll be I don’t remember how to get there [ __ ] no I feel like [ __ ] Danny you definitely don’t I promise you lost Dan oh no it’s worse oh noit are you kidding come on you can park the jump you gotta do a jump Crouch you m that up

Again Tomy yeah oh my god there a [ __ ] bird chasing me oh my God oh my God okay guys wait for me that’s your going to the thing I am it was only 100 me away oh we just killed a [ __ ] that was in the kitchen as they should be I

Mean what do you mean by that um okay I found where we got to go and I regret coming why I regret coming oh God there’s a lot of zombies how you doing up there Alec it it don’t sound good and I’m next to him that [ __ ] just

Ate a 12 gauge shot to the face that’s a damn shame # accurate oh Jesus what is happening Alex there are so many oh God oh my dud we leave Alex for like two seconds oh my God oh my God there’s a lot of problems behind that door boys door number one’s

Got problems door number one’s open oh we had Alex oh [ __ ] only got 10 shots left to my shotgun I’ve got 46 Focus the BL we’ll do give me a second oh yeah we about to do some meth cooking up in this [ __ ] damn right I found some

Testosterone I found some [ __ ] Viagra oh just fell hey I saw him in the wood earlier oh my God they’re all falling yeah we got bigger fish to R boys oh yeah there’s actually a good amount of them don’t worry I have a plan the fog

Is coming the fog is coming the plan didn’t work oh bro I’m out I’m out I’m out I’m out get out train the zombies train yo what’s up guys I just want to take a quick break in this video to tell you guys some stuff real quick so the

Video is going to jump cut from here from from us invading the hospital to us participating in the there’s a couple reasons for this the first reason is Zed ended up building up to the roof like he was building a [ __ ] thing in fortnite zud already had cleared all the zombies

And taken the loot and the rest of the footage is just us preparing for the seventh day now I was pretty sad because 3 hours of the footage after this corrupted anyway well it was actually OBS had crashed and ruined half the recording but something I did want to

Add was my friends were roasting me because they had play played this game before and I had not and I wanted to defend the first floor of a building on the seventh day so what you’re about to watch is me learning a lesson on why not

To do that and uh I hope you guys enjoy the rest of the video ghost out it’s like right below you reach for the star brother I’m how you guys doing down there I mean so far I’m down here with you so I mean I kind of got caught reloading here

But I’ve been pretty smart about it oh I hear them do here you go Danny [ __ ] dead I didn’t light itell if your guns didn’t take so long to [ __ ] reload it wouldn’t be that bad bro who’s outside you come over here they might run up I saw him running up

Over here earlier oh no ammo no ammo holy there’s a Molotov on the ground in there if you guys want grab it I’m stuck in my inventory I died in the toilet I to the toilet yeah oh my God they’re [ __ ] chasing me I’m going to die I ran outside like a [ __ ]

Idiot no please please have mercy bro you have so many zombies on all right Danny do you see what we were talking about yes I do oh my God I’m [ __ ] dead ain’t I cover me Alex it’s not like I was going to be able to hold off of

That anyway bro there’s no way what oh my God bring him this the hole boys if you bring him this way we can shoot him y you shoot these fcks good these guys fighting for their Liv I say next time we go to the burger caner

Oh depend on the [ __ ] fire you guys made it up here yeah I’m done being down there yeah [ __ ] that that was fun I don’t think so no is it yeah all right Bren say something funny so I can put you in the video you’re in

The okay you think you could beat any of them in their own sport Duffy their sport or my your sport is like [ __ ] chest you’d look like [ __ ] Bob Koozie out there you beuing what is going on Jesus Christ there has there had to be like a caveman who was doing like a

Or a cave woman who was doing something she shouldn’t have done when she was pregnant keep came out [ __ ] up they certainly never [ __ ] lived no I mean they were either killed or like like yeah that’s what I’m saying like how birds like birds will be like oh [ __ ] I

Had too many eggs I can’t feed all of them time to go little Timmy and they’ll just like fuing Barbara back in [ __ ] 18 BC was [ __ ] she was like oh we gave birth to another stupid one bash him with a rock well that was like that

Was the thing like Sparta back right the [ __ ] are you laughing at that’s just [ __ ] history D to go I’ve been thinking about this and I just I had a really high moment of like thinking about Dakota he’s just like up at night over the thrown up worried

About like dakot I’m about to pop he’s like [ __ ] hold on was their Down syndrome before God get ready to shoot him brothers are going to come around his corner and they speak beat KNE shoot them they’re speaking vietmanese they’re speaking vietmanese wow you want to see how much oh please

Don’t do a barrel oh my God okay now I’m recording this okay we’re okay we’re okay we’re okay we’re okay okay okay okay okay dude bro I’m going to throw up kind of good at this I specialize in uh so how do you go forward like this backwards oh my God

You’re bar rolling you’re bar rolling by the way that’s sick Michael Jackson Michael Jackson Michael Jackson oh he’s going to touch Danny if you could be gay who would you go gay for I mean you’re already gay accusations are not accusations this is false accusation Ryan Reynolds dude what a waste Choice

What lick my what a waste being gay probably EP now that’s a w you guys ever do you guys ever get curious on what it’s like to like a penis not particularly I can imagine just like putting a hot dog in your mouth I imagine it’s a hot dog that

Tastes like skin what do you think getting [ __ ] in your mouth is like I don’t know according to Google it smells like a bleach no it doesn’t that’s what I said but I’ve tasted my I mean uh just grab my ears while you [ __ ] my butt my roommate he’s been talking to

This chick I kept telling him I was like yo come tell him to come back watch a movie or something you know so I just asked them I was like yo you guys want to come back and watch a movie and then of course you pick hereditary horrible

Movie by the way never watch that movie if you ever want to watch the movie in the middle of it I was like whoa I was like they can just bring people back from the dead I was like what the [ __ ] is going on I was like if you guys can

Bring someone back from the dead who would it be and then I was just like mine would be Hitler okay why is that Duffy Duffy please think that through I thought it was funny at the time funny but it’s please don’t do that I like actually bro but the two chicks

Were like what in my head I thought it was going to come across better so then I started trying to backtrack I was like I just ask him what was what was in his head godam why’ you do it why are the Jews yeah like what yeah right like why

Jewish people what’s wrong with those guys man I forgot Hello’s got the the [ __ ] the double [ __ ] uh what’s up my friend sorry what’s up my friend what is up my friend what is up my sound like a [ __ ] how are you oh my friend what are you doing my [Laughter]

Friend why are you my friend this is many my friend why are you I could tell what saying cuz you guys would talk every time we talk my where are you guys why God he [ __ ] backhanded my ass bro he absolutely did not give a [ __ ]

Grandpa when he got home from working at the factory all day and grandma didn’t have dinner done picture you slaming someone I finished him and he died while I was finishing him that’s that’s that’s another I all the people in Germany are just like uh Bucky from the Marvel movies and [ __ ]

And they’re waiting for a sleeper like a code or something they’re sleep agent they hear like a specific number sequence or something over the news and they all just turn back into Nazis oh my God Devin Go to Google right now you know what I’m doing yes type in in

Google 1992 okay hold on hold on is this like like a it’s not bad it’s not bad it’s not bad I promise 1992 and then the the word space and then Google it Denmark’s got some wild movies bro I looked it up and started watching some

Of it and uh you want to give them the plot synopsis oh yeah there is gay black men from planet anus they discover earth and they come to Earth and they see that men and women have sex and [ __ ] on Earth and they’re like uh-uh I don’t [ __ ] with

That and they kill they kill every woman on earth and they teach the males on Earth how to uh run their society as gay men no it’s probation not po the [ __ ] same thing it’s not one’s post prison one’s post jail it’s the same [ __ ] thing your future is not getting hired anywhere

What are you talking about I’m working at a car dealership you selling he ain’t selling [ __ ] he’s not I’m bilingual I can sell anything if I can sell we how hard is it to sell cars that is not convince you to spend $40,000 on this car hey bro you pass me 10 bucks

For this di bag of weed I would love to do an IQ test and then Marvel at how low it is let’s see who gets a faster mile run completely fine get in there buddy I’m talking a you to to since you’re talking [ __ ] come on I don’t plan on

Getting out of the car [ __ ] you want to go outside to not get out of your car Eagle Eagle sound like an eagle if pton slid DMS and [ __ ] your sister right now Duffy you would hate him I would question reality itself but damn what if afterwards she just comes she’s

Like bradden he had a [ __ ] absolute s he destroyed this puss stuffy you’re going to be real upset when I post the picture in the group chat later this week on your family couch that P sounds like the window is open for you here I

Know I think you might be able to get with a Bren sister oh no dude that guy’s a [ __ ] fat Lord like I would never be able to talk [ __ ] anytime he tries to say that hey hey remember remember Pinker than Patrick the starfish you read off the hex

Goode I photoshopped that [ __ ] it’s 6489 crazy woman sets herself on fire and jumps out of window after arguing with her boyfriend how am I supposed to beat my dick beat that me do you have the dog with [Laughter] you those are still crazy watching Shaq

Do the Lexus commercials and see him get in the [ __ ] sedan it’s like what the [ __ ] bro Fred Flintstone in his car his [ __ ] feet are below the [ __ ] [ __ ] Danny’s LW you lost him you beat him he was like [ __ ] true you watch those commercials and it’s like yeah

That’s not a normal car they spent $10,000 on customizing it for his big ass it’s so doesn’t have a [ __ ] back seat anymore because he’s driving it the steering wheel is so that dud think about what an average steering wheel in his hand would look like it’d be like a [ __ ] twisted

Preter Devin did you did you have a sexual interaction you didn’t [ __ ] let me know about I like the idea of Junior expecting everybody to tell him about this their sexual why didn’t you tell me you got [ __ ] for now on junior I’m going to tell you every time I beat

My dick like I wouldn’t even mind that I would also tell you the what the [ __ ] damn he really I even M now my boy let me know will me [ __ ] bro just let me know when I don’t do that what the [ __ ] let let me know how far your nut went next

Oh bro I almost got myself in the face and the mat DOD like the M do and went on my pillow and I was like damn rip it’ll so most definitely like after a day or two a day or two well yeah like like I mean a

Couple hours like for it to fully dry and resonate into the pillow and become CR dry and resonate I don’t know what that really me so okay it really resonates with me try let me try to speak it into your existence so something is Wet okay but how does it resonate with a pillow what does resonate mean Junior hold on P so if it was wet and then you were to come on a pillow it would take some time to dry up and then resonate inside it to go and soak it up say like

If you were to get some weed and you put it in some parchment paper you [ __ ] squish it you heat it up and it takes time to resonate and it becomes dry you lying yeah I like you man you lie a lot I don’t know what [ __ ] resonate is so

I know damn sure you don’t know what he’s not using the word resonate right what he not okay fellas what it means let me just look it up and prove it to yall real quick let’s look up the word resonate you’re going to be Sly disappointed by what you see

Resonate meaning to have a particular meaning or Point okay so not res it didn’t resonate with me right there I’m a [ __ ] drunk yeah that’s the problem so that didn’t resonate with me Junior I don’t think I can do that there’s a big gathering at the brandenberg gate in

Germany and I think it’s a little ironic that a bunch of Germans gathered in silence tomorrow [ __ ] ju Fu check that off the bingo card things I didn’t think happen you weren’t here but I almost died so I’m taking a [ __ ] right I’m on the toilet and the dogs are

Freaking out I think it’s because I just put their toys up because if not they’ll just [ __ ] play with them all night yeah shut the [ __ ] up so I go out to the living room I look over at the door and there’s a [ __ ] dude and a black

Hoodie I walk up to the door I’m like can I help you and he was was like no but I can help you that was the exact thing he said I started thinking I was like man I wonder I’m about to find out if this [ __ ] is real he was like

Your truck door is you could have let off with that you could have did something with that that is saying like you’re about to kill me or something like it’s don’t hint toward the [ __ ] famous movie lines and [ __ ] made him watchap I know that’s what I’m worried

About you can kill me all you want please don’t rape me just don’t he [ __ ] said please don’t that’s the wrong one you [ __ ] you guys are really good at this game have I told you that I wonder how many people have said that and like that’s actually their

Final words the last word you want to hear on a bomb squad get [ __ ] on a bomb squad that’s the wrong one well they’re [ __ ] who else to you’ve never heard the story about me and browers Danny anyway um I was like all right [ __ ] it it’s like pandemic time

They had like a free weekend I was like oh I’m going to do this [ __ ] let me see what the hype’s about like why do people pay for porn I figured out why do free weekends at least they make it [ __ ] impossible to cancel so as soon as it’s

Done you get charged like $100 and then and then I was like well [ __ ] I have browsers for a month so this is cool I guess I guess I’m only going to use this which was nice why are you calling that you [ __ ] care I don’t give

A [ __ ] but anyway I was like yeah let’s [ __ ] do this so I just kind of procrastinated canceling my membership so it [ __ ] renewed again so I paid 200 bucks for two months of [ __ ] brazers also Bad actors in porn such a big turn off for

Me like not even like Bad actors as in like oh my God I’m stuck in this [ __ ] thing I mean like if she’s like not into it then I’m not into it fair that’s what they said before they hit the Twin Towers bro got a blast yo

Yo we need to get a [ __ ] Asian friend bro that way we can make fun of hell I Asian friend my I come from I come from China going well and then you’re like so we can make fun of oh yeah what the way you keep talking you sound like you suck good

That’s my side job happy ending for all exactly exactly best massage power in business one come all no I’ll come bro what are you talking about [Laughter] [Applause] man [ __ ] John Clinton John Clinton John Clinton who the [ __ ] is that Monica ain’t got nothing on me Bill I

Did not have sh with that woman oh man [ __ ] you what if he was to be like I smash that [ __ ] he’s just like I definitely [ __ ] that smashing she is a wicked she made my dick disappear she is a wicked [ __ ] my dick was gone just don’t disappear before I’d

Like to talk to the hive architect who designed this [ __ ] you know what’s funny is I don’t know if you knew like lore behind that or not but like that is something that the hive like to do building it took 30 riters to make that the reason why they did it because you

Got the people who are actually big Fanboys of lore so that’s why they need 30 they don’t have 30 anymore they got laid off I lost my job they don’t need me anymore yeah WIP your [ __ ] ass up I’m not done with you I’m going to [ __ ] [ __ ] myself tonight with a

SC how about one of those real cleaners like the bristle or like hand that probably me out and I’ve had plenty of dogs and I’ve worked since graduating out of high school how many dog yeah had about like 15 and I’m going to tell you right now Junior they would hire him

Over you because they prefer nowadays that people only have one job and work there for many years why the [ __ ] you got 15 jobs [ __ ] you get [ __ ] I don’t know yeah I don’t know if that’s a 121 so I started uh working in the

Fields when I was a jit like around uh 13 years old you lying yeah working in the fields that’s how I started when you were AIT so was that in America did you break some child Labor’s laws or what’s going on here um no there’s no child labor Laws you’re allowed to work whenever this is going child labor La this is going in the [ __ ] child labor law so you think if a 9-year-old wanted to go work in a factory that 9-year-old could like I mean it happens in China yeah China’s American I mean they build

Their iPhones for like what 10 cents an hour or something like that I don’t even think it’s legal in New Mexico can we what a question I assume it is God damn this [ __ ] na on a minute what did you say the Indian here he’s like oh that son of a go your

Casino drink your alcohol run your Casino get your free money from the government cuz you guys can’t win a war lost the home field advantage taking this L there’s this one [ __ ] thing on uh Instagram and it was all dressed up in her native clothes and she was like

Just to let you know it was our home first and then it cut to this dude just like frantic noises just saying wow y’all really lost with home field Advantage the guy I was just doting GMS with he lives in France I was like hey what’s it like in France he’s like racist I have a very dumb question okay so if I’m trying to pull the N squ Out from the L I just you lost me already do I multiply

The N Out and then just can you use it in a sentence can you use it in a sentence because I need to figure out how many turns are within this um coil how many turns yeah just count it um if you’re homeless just buy a

House he hit you with the it it’s obviously that easy I don’t know how you didn’t come to this conclusion why are you using you just turn it chat gbt oh I wouldn’t answer it but actually give you an intellectual answer ask it about womo ask it about Whoppers Whopper Whopper

Whopper you think there’s a gaming chair that has like a porter potty built into it say less what do I buy on I goog it it every time gaming definitely would do it you would empty it after you take a [ __ ] for sure you me I’m a gamer I

Don’t empty nothing I play of world the smell helps me Focus they have them on recliners yeah it’s for your grandpa sh God damn it grap but you [ __ ] in the recliner again I tried can you see the snow plow going down your road but he didn’t have the

Thing down son of a [ __ ] when you see the snow go down the road your car’s gone wait a second God damn he’s fiding my ball right now he won’t say he’s ready I said I was my boy was about to turn you were 2 seconds away from a Hitler

Quote y my voice said how say you I’m about to bring train I’m about to turn the train back around this train turn back around you keep talking like that you pretend to be gay for too long then they say they want to [ __ ] you ah no please don’t pull out

The strap on you think Putin secretly gay they definitely [ __ ] each other in the ass a couple times in KGB KGB we always prepare for everything coming you have to pretend to be G take dick you take dick anything to anything for mother Rush a man getting D down it’s

Nothing backwards funniest [ __ ] I’ve ever seen wait hold on all I heard was Putin getting taken in the ass and the funniest thing I’ve seen is there video no I was saying uh it’s a deep fake [Laughter] a we e that like intestines of where the

[ __ ] is yeah it’s called Moodle did you say manood man yeah is it that cheek mate the [ __ ] is what the hell is the we get it’s the poop stack from the cow I hope you know that a poop sack is a colon are you [ __ ] are you

[ __ ] bro I’ve gut cows for living [ __ ] off Dakota [ __ ] Manu is looking it up is going to tell you nothing but there’s no such thing as a poop sack I’m telling you it’s called a colon cuz it’s not a colon It’s the poop sack CH like the

Stomach what poop sack is not a thing in your body called your stomach right that’s where your food goes after you chew and swallow it after your stomach it goes into your colon which consists of your large intestine and your small intestine well actually your small intestine isn’t the colon the large

Intestine is the colon jior when you go to the doctor are the doctor’s like yo is your poop sack okay I haven’t gone to the doctor since middle school all right well think back to middle school that long ago I think he’s saying instead of punting you should just try for a field

Goal you should try [ __ ] do you spell a [ __ ] here we go again how the [ __ ] do you spell colon is it what a k or Q or [ __ ] C it’s not poing up why are you [ __ ] arguing about what Aon with a i in broell

LeBron [ __ ] Colin the [ __ ] is not a colon damn Dakota out your ass Dakota you’re [ __ ] [ __ ] he just dunked on you you [ __ ] y on you I don’t even know what he just said I’m not paying attention at all you are [ __ ] I’m not but continue Mano is not colon I

Didn’t say it was I said the poop sack doesn’t exist you said it was the poop sack he said the poop sack is the col that’s where Mana comes from brother you are the one that said it was poop sack in the first place it is the poop and I

Told you poop sack doesn’t exist it’s called a colon Danny put this in a video make this thing a video and just title it our friend is a legitimate [ __ ] not only ack himself and then said I called it a poop sack yep that’s me you’re probably wondering how I ended up in

This situation adults arguing about a poop Dakota he’s going Michael Jordan on you I don’t know what you’re trying to do here but got guys he looked up the thing that he said was a poop sack oh Google says here the is not noodle no really I never said

It was congratulations did oh my God I said the poop sack is where manulo comes from you [ __ ] yeah and what did I say junior I say oh the colon is mano I don’t even know what the [ __ ] word you’re saying is dumbass it’s the poop

Saag that’s what I’m referencing to is a poop sack the [ __ ] are we arguing about a poop sack Bo I’m arguing about the fact he’s a [ __ ] he refuses to it’s a colon it’s not oh my God yeah it’s called the poop sack thank you that’s

All I wanted to put that in a [ __ ] video d he said I’m right holy [ __ ] he di would you guys [ __ ] Megan the stallion no I’d shoot her in her [Laughter] [Applause] Toe