TheKiwiGamer – Oh No! My Sword! It’s Broken! | RLCraft 2.9.3 – Ep 49

Hello please stop it oh there’s four okay stop the explosion just saying oh my God All right hey everyone I’m the Kiwi gamer and welcome back to RL craft 2.9.3 where I have my top hat on today because only the dapperest of kiwis are able to use the dapperist of Weaponry I don’t know if dapperist is actually a word it’s probably definitely likely not but

You know what it’s fine I created it it’s okay okay but yeah I have to be Dapper if I want to use this very Dapper weapon also I don’t want to upgrade it just a little bit so in the last episode basically all we did was just kind of spent the entire

Time trying to get the parts to make this living Cleaver this thing I still don’t understand how it works or what it does I’m gonna be entirely honest all I know is that it’s pretty short and I would like to fix that I don’t know what you use

To fix this thing up I feel like it could be flesh or the iron or the long armor fragments I don’t know what do you use okay definitely not those I swear if it’s the living core or the vial shell it’s probably one of those two no no okay

Huh this is kind of interesting not sure how I feel about this uh I don’t know what you used to repair this thing that’s pretty cool that’s pretty cool it’s going to take everything I could think of maybe maybe one maybe one of these will I don’t know Maybe Maybe

Ah crap is it really gonna take nether stars for this ah that’s gonna be a pain but either way I want to upgrade the living crap out of this thing so while we’re doing this uh I guess I don’t have a choice okay oh come on

Oh that was a waste of three freaking nether Stars you serious us lame okay fine anyway uh before I started today’s episode though I did do my due diligence and I collected quite a few enchantments to put on this thing all of these enchantments I do not know

If they’re gonna fit I have no idea all I know is that there are so many different ones and I really just um kind of want to put it on here except I don’t know if certain enchantments will take over on some I really have no idea like I

Have freezing and I also have Supreme fire aspect I don’t know if that’s going to work I honestly have no idea I am a little bit curious about it though so can I even combine them I can okay so I don’t know however I do kind of

Want only well if it comes down to it I want fire aspect for sure so I just want to check why can you do that why why can you do that that’s weird okay whatever all right well that’s a book already out of the way so yeah either way I got all

These books here and I need to throw them on uh there are definitely more enchantments that I could be adding to this but right now I’m basically using what I can I’m pretty sure I have everything on there that I have for this except for combo three

Crap I don’t have combo three are you serious really I swear I picked up another combo book and where’s that yeah fine so let’s see if we could actually do this is gonna suck but I hope it uh why did I just do that okay

We’re gonna need a lot of these I really have a feeling I’m actually going to need more experience even though these are chock full of experienced domes I’m really kind of hitting that feeling it’s gonna happen okay okay I need to figure out oh I need to figure out the most expensive ones

Right oh it’s gonna take forever okay well uh I will I will figure it out wait what I can’t put brutality on here oh that’s unfair why not that’s the one that does more damage against armor oh that’s so unfair okay kind of rude but okay

And I can’t put freaking combo on here either that’s annoying what the heck I swear I could put so much more on this thing oh well I did not mean to do that that was a mistake okay that’s whoops from me oh okay dang it and now I can’t put ours uh

I I screwed this up I screwed this up so freaking bad are you serious hold on does this thing have slashing on it or sweeping Edge whatever it is I find something to kill real quick anything hello bald I see you I don’t know why you’re

The only thing it’s the middle of the night hi I don’t think it does okay crap so no I I actually majorly just screwed this up you freaking kidding me oh I’m so dumb I also could have looked through all these didn’t even think about it oh why am I dumb

How can I turn this back into a regular thing without destroying it oh I can’t believe I messed this up seriously why does that have to take out Ark slash man I thought those two were supposed to work together this is annoying I don’t know what to do I actually don’t

Know what to do here sucks I mean wait a second wait wait wait wait wait wait wait what’s the point of sweeping Edge if I can’t if it doesn’t even have the thing like what is actually the point of that hold on can we use here’s the test real quick I don’t

I don’t know okay you know I screwed this up it’s fine I guess I guess I’ll have to make another one at some point and get that sorted because that’s annoying I’m fine I am fine I’m fine I’m fine but either way I think I have all this stuff sorted

So here we go here we go yeah all right 27 attack damage not bad definitely not bad at all all right boom boom boom that together oh this is already gonna cost so much oh it’s already gonna cost so much oh I hope I’m gonna be able to do this

I really hope I’m going to be able to do this wait you can’t put these two together oh come on game what why are you doing this to me man but Critical Strike is so good I I gotta go with Critical Strike ass destroyer and just no annoying so annoying

All right then these two and then these two 16 okay it’s fine oh this is taking so much I’m not a fan I am not a fan of this in the least this kind of sucks and then these two and these two and then these two oh 39 well the heck what even

Not bad oh 39 not 32 right boom boom boom good are we good please okay okay I need to hit something I want to test this out I want to hit something hi all right uh you I missed okay what else is there that I can hit creeper hello go away

I mean it’s working I really need the reach distance to nothing there thank you I mean it’s working it’s doing okay it’s doing okay and since okay yes since I need more nether stars to actually upgrade this thing in the first place I think the next thing

That we are going to do is probably go try and find a bunch of Withers probably gonna be the easiest way probably going to be the easiest way I feel like I’m missing stuff I don’t know I know I can’t yeah Camp a combo on there

I feel like I’m missing stuff I haven’t seen freezing take effect either oh this is so weird I I screw this whole freaking thing up and I’m not happy about it what why do I do these things why do I do this I didn’t put luck magnification on

You serious did I just forget why am I so bad at this I’ve done this before why am I so bad I can’t even put it on wait I have it on here what’s preventing it I’m so confused I’m I I don’t know anymore I really just don’t know I don’t understand what’s

Happening I just want to know what I could put it to that’s all I want to know ah man okay well anyway uh yeah let’s get you out of here I need you back so I could actually get the fire dragon eye because this thing is not going to work for

Where I’m going okay okay we’re gonna go to the nether we’re gonna go in the nether and basically what we are going to do we are going to find ourselves and what you call it Doom like dungeon that’s what it’s called we are going to go find those and

We are going to find a witherspooner that’s what we’re gonna do that’s what we’re gonna do we’re gonna land another stars out of it I really wish Advanced looting made them drop more but they don’t also read stocks and you know what screw it I don’t want to waste time

Getting water and stuff so I’m going to grab a canteen why not do I actually even have the regular canteen anymore no I don’t okay that is fine because we can make literally all the others now it said I needed a heart and a head okay that should be it right

Should be like this yeah okay cool this is gonna be my my water still why do I have to refill it one by one that’s kind of annoying but okay well I think we’re ready I think we are good let’s go and get our rock out here so that way we connect why

Why does going through the portal Kill the Rock what why why I don’t understand honestly frankly it’s quite annoying so many things are going on today that’s just not right I don’t know what it is I don’t know if I’m just having like a multitude of panic attacks and it’s just

Not working I don’t know I really just don’t know anymore hi can I one hit you good to know I mean I guess can’t really do anything so we’ll just go see if we can find ourselves a doom like dungeon okay can I hate you guys please thank you

I might actually have to use that for this because repulsion is it actually could screw me over here it was just a little bit okay we’re good we are back on our morocc um Barack I’m I’m so sorry right now this guy’s not gonna have a good time with this okay okay

I forgot I died here all right let’s go see if we can find doom like Dungeons please please I just I just want to be done here one eternity later don’t take this long to find a doom like dungeon so long I mean they still spawn in the nether right right

Hello whatever this place is yeah okay this is the demon one Lou oh here we go finally oh do I I’m gonna have to be small for this I don’t want to be small can you just spawn the wither I can’t fit I I actually cannot fit good it’s fine fine

This is stupid but it works it works all right I mean at least being small gets me all my health back so I guess it’s not too bad although if I can still find that weather spawner that would be uh pretty freaking cool just want to throw that out there

Oh yeah here we go okay I wasn’t expecting that right away hello hello okay stop that thank you give me that okay which one’s a witch my assumption that’s the Wither one okay out of here out of here out of here okay we’re fine you’re fine you’re fine ow you suck

Come on drink drink drink drink thank you go away all right hello blight I appreciate the experience that’s fine oh God there’s so many of these don’t blow up your own spotters don’t do it don’t do it don’t do it don’t do it all right I kind of want to test this cleaver Oh really anything man I really did screw up oh well okay all right yep yep yep yep yep I hate the face Oh God lights are three now hello please stop it other core okay stop the explosion just saying oh my God okay we’re done are we done with that please my God that was so stupid that was actually kind of ridiculous but kind of great at the same time am I missing any

I’m gonna go at 14. oh make that 15. oh that’s so stupid that is so stupid but actually kind of green Armor’s just fine as well oh 16. anymore okay we’re good oh that’s a lot of weather Ash hello okay that’s not bad I mean I I take it I’m accepting of this

This is fine I don’t even know what that is can’t do anything with it all right oh this is where we came in from okay cool um yeah that that worked all right you know what we’re here why not I kind of want to just go straight to the final boss though

I thought it’ll probably be the easiest oh if I could find him that would also be kind of cool oh okay there’s that one these away for like two seconds that works hey kind of rude don’t do that yeah just do this and we’re good okay you know actually hit

Okay come come here thank you all right stop hitting me I appreciate that thank you let me go down all right gluttony it’s you and me boy put your butt over here come on Andy’s dead pretty easy really actually kind of stupid easy there we go hey I can summon a behemoth now if I wanted to sweet all right where’s the last one come on I know you’re here somewhere I want those chests I’m gonna get a mimic ow okay definitely not this way ow

En Elemental I don’t think pain is an element but okay if you say so game I guess that’s cool too kind of weird kind of whack I got my health back a little bit just a little bit that would be nice just uh throwing that out there oh

There he is that’s not an elemental that’s a freaking Keiko demon that’s a lie what the heck let us not look great I hate it I kind of hate it oh God I can’t see either because I’m out of water all right yeah no you’re just a cake

And frankly you sucked okay Franklin you really sucked okay um paralyzing me is not cool but frankly it’s rude so please die thank you I can’t see I actually cannot see a thing all right go check all these for mimics just for real quick and then we’ll go from there

Sound good sound good cool cool all right no mimics I can’t tell what any of these are what is that apple apple wait hold on uh those give Water right right yes oh it worked thank you thank you still can’t see your golden apples give water no they don’t crap

All right there’s nothing here so crap uh how am I gonna do this how am I gonna get back I don’t have a scroll so that’s my bad it’s probably gonna go through all of this and try and find my way out this is gonna be interesting all right

Cool I just do this yeah I could probably just do this okay back to the portal before I die I hate this I I actually hate this this is stupid my God I water water problems suck in here okay they just suck epitome in the head

Didn’t I put a Way Stone oh I did I did I did I did I did I did okay thank you home that’s home right please tell me it’s home oh my God water water please okay water water water water water water water water water please water

Thank you God that was annoying all right I see now please I can see clearly now the day it’s gone why do I have four of those I should only have three because whack all right we’re good uh yeah no I knew what I was doing that’s fine okay all good all good

Cleaver please please please please Come on you feel legendary okay I’m gonna stick with that for now until I get more another stars because I don’t trust myself okay I think it’s cool so it has better attack speed so okay now it has the same attack speed as this nice nice cool cool I still screwed this

Thing up so bad I’m so mad about that I want to put freaking Arc slash on here I can’t oh that’s so annoying I want to kill things with it but I can’t seriously here I think of the village over here I left the battle tower Gollum I don’t

Think I actually did that yet he could be a good test subject I think I think that should work out okay get you up here okay okay let’s check this out hi okay don’t don’t move me all right 32 48 48 65 49 all right uh it’s okay

I guess it’ll really only be good whenever it turns into a sentient one all right you already screwed this up so I need another believer and that’s going to suck that means I have to go back into the Lost Cities and collect more materials which also sucks actually do I have enough to make another one there’s this life must be Good Very ever so slight I don’t think so because we need the

Heart of bone and we only were able to make one of those oh yeah we need more reeker things okay well that sucks it’s so annoying yeah I need ringer fangs if I want to do that that’s fine I suppose I mean I guess we’ll try it out in the

Lost Cities probably in the next episode at least that’s what I’m thinking is there any if there were any other enchantments that I can put on here please let me know because I am kind of at a loss at this point maybe it’s just a wee bit just a wee bit

Oh and you know what before I forget I mean we got four demon soulstones I got two I have to it’s probably gonna be like four Keiko demons kind of expecting that at this point hey pinky hi okay another Pinky and another Pinky and a fourth pinky is it what it’s all pinkies

Seriously okay kind of rude but whatever the heck it’s fine but still kind of rude I can’t get all these I really just got unlucky and got four freaking pinkies that is so unfair I call hacks I’m I’m upset okay it’s fine oh I hate the freaking nether

All right so you know what I’m I’m gonna go ahead and wrap it up there so I I I’m so mad at myself I royally screwed up this clear I’m so mad I don’t know how to disenchant it without destroying it and without creating another one gonna be so freaking annoying trying to

Get all the enchantments back and then moved over and I just realized Critical Strike takes over luck magnification that’s what it is I’m assuming combo just doesn’t go on it at least I think I I I think I I don’t even know at this point anymore all I

Know is that this thing it’s okay it could still be upgraded it can still be upgraded but I need to go kill parasite bosses and I don’t know if I’m ready to do that just quite yet I really don’t know honestly uh maybe we should start

Working on the armor that would not be a bad idea maybe but yeah either way in the next episode we are going to be heading back into the Lost Cities and we’ll be testing this Cleaver out a little bit but we will have the nunchakus as a backup just in case

I feel like we’re probably going to end up needing it anyway so we will see hopefully I won’t die hopefully I won’t lose the cleaver I I’m expecting something to happen it’s probably going to just a little bit but anyway so if you guys enjoyed today’s episode I’d really appreciate it if you

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