TheOrionSound – I Broke into Smallishbeans House and Hacked his Minecraft

[Applause] Wow yep I already regret that name Somali pop song green-screen dolly hey for the first time in centuries and welcome back to all he holds grudges it takes his minecraft plots away too far now if you may recall from last week’s kingdom craft episode I was betrayed by

None other than Joe little 30 years of best friendship wasted after I dog sat for him when Mary was but a babe but after I was groomsman at his wedding after I a light with him in a Minecraft video that’s right we were secret allies

But y’all didn’t see that you want a lie we could both be toxic together a little secret alliance wouldn’t hurt okay the most secret of vows broken and so it turns out you didn’t actually steal anything but do you know what’s worse than stealing a Minecraft item stealing

My ideas so angry killing Stacy’s chickens first EMT cannon check a secret base Joe mine was actually a secret but I bet you knew usin neeki little employ and one day ahead of me every single time obviously Joel and I are just so emotionally and physically in sync they

Just snatch the ideas right out of my brain like a creepy little tapeworm at first I thought let’s just make a tea video trash his reputation sink that copycat crafter right where he stands Oh coffee but then I decided it’d be much funnier to hack him Not actual hacking obviously I can strip my not date a mine little game a joke via there but I do know minecraft so I pitched a plan scheme and escapade if you will on the plan hey Vsauce Michael here minecraft has a resource pack wait can you even see that oh dear okay

I’m just gonna edit the things onto the board just imagine that I drew them this video is going fine everything’s okay well minecraft has texture packs enough googling and YouTube tutorials they can make a texture pack this switch is out naughty for nice replaces the savoury and increases the spice with my pack

This is just a lovely refreshing bucket of water but take away the pack and its actually a dangerous place full of fats and calories which dole certainly wouldn’t like he’s a fitness guru now I think that I can create a pack so subtle the Joel will have no clue what’s going

On I am of course known for my subtlety the main heart is gonna be getting the pack onto his PC and doing him hacking without him realizing till he’s filming and it’s too late I’m gonna need to literally get myself into Joel’s house preferably without him noticing or

Thinking that I’m a burglar and beating me up but with his big strong arms I’m gonna need a mound the inside someone that don’t trusts without a shadow of a doubt family had an allies it fits both of those policies oh I do a taste Lizzy who’s this it’s only good friend okay

Actually been friends for five years from Kingman craft rings a bell jungle Kingdom yeah tree boy yeah yeah the jungle king did a highly just wondering would you be willing to help me prank no in the real world a little prank don’t spring a little prank only delicate

Because he is still okay and we’re going to exploit that to get into mentally and physically yes what are we saying we’re gonna want to help you Trey my husband would you mind just give me a little bit of help betraying your husband’s yeah go on then

Oh legend and with that it’s time to hack five minutes into hacking I realized I had no idea what I was doing stressed I bashed my head against my keys instead of knocking me out when mind was awoken I saw Minecraft and minecraft saw me I hacked like no hacker had ever

Hacked before anonymous was quaking Billy Eilish was shaking four days later I awoke in the garden male the memory stick stuck to my fault huh I had no idea how it governed but I knew the pack was ready bigger surprise oh I actually got it working and it’s amazing

Let me show you guys here we are back on Kingdom crafts my lovely islands my sweet succulent pumpkins I am of course the pump King and here I have two batches of pumpkins perfectly ready for sharing I’ll see anything out of the ordinary with that they all seem pretty

Normal to me but one specific pumpkins got a little secret cheeky little secret as to these very special shoes which if I do this they through this it works so well switch off the resource pack I was a special surprise I honestly think Joe’s not gonna notice I’m really excited the pumpkins were

Harvested and ready to blow but to truly put a cherry on top of our chaos cake I needed to replace the boring default minecraft sounds but something a little more spicy something that would truly rustle Joel’s jimmies but alas my vocal cords were all tuckered out from recording so many videos without a

7-month game see I could hardly speak I needed to enlist some more accomplices and fast luckily I had my boy it all went downhill from there sound explosions Joe eats babies that’s it baby okay we go with them I need the sound of a flint and steel usually look at I

Don’t know if we want to have one it can be anything I feel like this over naughty boy he clicks it and then he knows he’s done wrong I saw want like an alarm go enough hey Quan honor we will work with housemates disassemble and I think with that we’re ready

Screams bottles I quickly smooshed them into my pack and gathered my boys to see the final results so he’s gonna be probably well but I guess we’ll see but first we gotta get onto his computer without him noticing so that’s what we’re doing tomorrow the day was Friday

The kingdom craft episode was set to go out on Saturday Pluto was in retrograde and my horoscope was looking rough if I wanted to get this video out in time it would have to be today or the prank would be sank so I gathered my equipment focused my mind

And I prepare to set out on my mission making me wanna hack my eyes Steph clearly didn’t understand heck a simmer never could we crafters are many IQ points above those plumb-bob Neanderthals dogs but the first obstacle in my day of trials and with that I set

Off at high speed even at the 200 miles per hour max speed of my Mini Cooper I still couldn’t escape the worry that something would probably go wrong this is definitely not my most flattering angle but it is the safest angle so there’s three major issues that I’m

Visiting from this break-in first one being Mary Mary it likes to bark a lot and let people know when people go into her house so the first thing I’m gonna do is dodge the dog number two the aerial is in to live a very active neighborhood watch if they see someone

Running around with the camera they may call the police which I’d like for them to not do preferably in the final issue God’s content with is Joel himself we just happen to go to his window randomly he was definitely seen me walking towards his house I guess you’ll see how that

Turns out I don’t know yeah I’m a little bit worried I’m broken Antonio attacks before I’m too pretty to go to jail no film had ever said that being a spy would be this stressful I took a moment to compose myself thanks I got the bag like snacker four

Hours later I arrived at the strike point tensions high gladder full people keep walking out of the drive and I’m afraid that they’re gonna call neighborhood watch because they don’t know who I am on my own parked at Scott’s very worried I couldn’t hold in my high-pressure urine any longer so I

Left the car to pee on Scott shares and then took a moment to assess the situation if he were gonna see me it would be from that window there so we gotta somehow get to the door without her nose realizing that joel could quite easily see me from the window i

Retreated back to the hack module and attempted to make contact with my agent on the inside okay Lizzy hasn’t answered any of my texts in like the last 15 minutes so I’m just gonna ring her and hopefully she’s not just sat in a room with Joel cuz that might just give the

Game away say sick was an understatement without a man on the inside I had no easy way in and after my ninth Chicken McNugget meals there’s no way I’d fit through the air ducts I tried again hoping beyond hope that Lizzie would answer finally Lizzie geez is the line

Secure is the mole in the hole I’m currently sat on over code-named to Scott and Scott what’s the situation the cookie can’t know Oh fiddlesticks okay in which case what do we do cuz my plan would still like hide in me huh I mean he knows I’m coming he doesn’t know

When I’m coming so I could like do with the break-in and then leave and then come back okay right you leave the front door and then when you go back in the front door I come with you and then I sort of sneak upstairs and then you call

Him downstairs why the carriage all right what should I do now do they come across under the cow here for the garage I’ll meet you in the garage we’ll go into the garage Lizzie then didn’t go to the garage and came straight to my car I’d been rumbled Joel had trained Mary

From birth to attack me ferociously on sight I had to find a place to hide and fast luckily the cuckoo was still in his nest laying a fat egg so I took refuge in the guest bedroom suddenly the doorknob turned every second felt like a minute I heard the

Bathroom door open but Joel seemed oblivious to the chaos laying underneath his guest bed joël sucks I peeked out but the coast looked clear of any Joel’s suddenly I just ran luckily buddy was too lazy to move so I carried on with my mission meanwhile downstairs if I hadn’t already

Peed on Scout shed I would have definitely wet myself time to escape he did look very stupid truly I had proven my brain superior to Joel oh wait no my brain is tiny and I can’t focus my camera in the kitchen I think you were just getting shoes but it was very scary

But we still had one task left to complete the rebuilding of the pumpkin as I built the tension grew every time I clicked the mouse I could be giving away my position and then Jobs started doing this It was at this point that I started to find out more about what Lizzie had said to distract Joel downstairs there was nothing in Scott shed we didn’t no it’s not I’m still believe in you this can’t help the enemy my conspicuous Stupid boy if anyone else comes on they are just gonna blow it up fine I’ll show you I got very invested into showing Lizzy the sounds so I stopped listening out for Joel here if we were gonna get out of this one I needed to tell the

Most convincing lies I’d ever told I just arrived my dude smart I could not upset that I decided to push it one step further just to clarify this is not a real sponsorship but if expressvpn would like to sponsor me please do is that what we were just

Doing that was a stop video this one’s a you video like you confuse what’s happening so scratching your head and then I’m going to be climbing in the window sort of like how the hackers breaking into your data hey Mary there anything I Eliot I was breaking in to

Scott said Oh buddy no welcome you you’ve attacked by Packers like a pinky face and that’s how I got the perfect thumbnail so we do and you think it what was the thing about it Scott we’re trying to like get me to come look at the shirt there’s gonna be a big speech

Right okay but it failed because I didn’t bother I then spent the rest of the day making Joel more paranoid friends dude and for many years you can’t show you the mess in my room in your video yeah joy disgust I’ve even been in this room I wouldn’t I wouldn’t

Do that eventually I said my goodbyes here’s a fast five is about hacker and slipped away into the night the hack complete and you’ve probably seen what happens next okay so Joel’s on the server planners ago the trap is set as you can see now we just gotta wait for meeeeee to

Stumble across it I’m staying online I want to see it happen oh my god he’s given now we watch from here in the brush oh here he goes don’t know why he’s blowing like that but I kind of like it so this is gonna grab his shares his best friendship oh My god oh he’s ringing me hello it’s me oh did you suspect anything go kill some chickens I know it’s your favorite thing to do there’s a little Easter eggs in the game you’ve been had Joe that’s what you get stealing something well you stole my ideas Joe you stole my ideas

Straight out of my brain I had the first TNT cannon Joel I stole Stacey’s chicken please I thought we were friends it’s just a little prank I said I think it works perfect thank you all for watching if you enjoyed this leave a like go at Joel’s video for his

Reaction I’ll see y’all next time for a more normal video that doesn’t involve me breaking into my friends houses in a bit goodbye erotically to know