TheVadman97 – Minecraft Multiplayer Survival – Episode 1 (Minecraft 1.0.0)

What’s up youtube it’s vadman here with word with four out for ours playing minecraft 1.0 minecraft 1.0 is out official we’re both recording we’re both recording at the same time oh my god that is awesome over there that cave i’m going to go over there and we started a new world completely we

Deleted no we didn’t leave it last night dumb come on as you can see the main sound is different um the old world is going to be available for download in the description of this video not my video not his video my video yeah and i’m loving this

I might have a dual perspective again no we’re not you’re not gonna take my i’m gonna sue you sure you will i’m gonna complain to youtube seriously really yeah i can i can are you going now no but i can i know you can but i’m a russian and i’m

Nice and i’m a good friend so now i know you are um we can live in this cave i like it what the cave across are you where are you i’m getting some wood wow yep that’s how you push me off oh stupid sheep trying to push me off ah

I thought it was the team that’s how you start everything we’re going to need read so if you see read collected because it’s it’s our like vital source of books now and books are important now no but now they are you didn’t need books before but no all of a sudden

You you need to be literate i’m not going to try to make our i’m going to try to make videos less than an hour long because over an hour was just overkill and some people said it was awesome some people said no i don’t like your hour-long videos

So i’m going to be like oh well too bad compromise yeah too bad compromise that one no more than one or hopefully unless i get wanting to do more ah shoot i’m gonna die already what the heck i barely played this game and i’m already dying you’re not gonna have hearts left

Seeking skeletons so we’re gonna chill next to the spawn calvin is gonna die because he’s away from the spawn and he didn’t follow cal evadeem’s uh advice in episode number one of my old series which is don’t go far away without your friends no i never actually said that

Yeah you didn’t oh my god that cliff is so awesome what the clip that i’m on right now no okay we have to stick together this time okay i don’t even know where you are uh my coordinates are don’t give me coordinates crap 134 what did i just say i don’t care 134x

264z achievement wow what achievement did you get this time getting one i already got that achievement seven minutes ago i just heard someone take damage nope not me some of my fps just went up like a lot oh probably because it stopped rendering wait where are you i’m looking at a wall

So am i what are your coordinates do you really care yes okay uh let’s see ah shoot it’s just screen shotted i am at x negative 50 y 86 z 241. are you in a swamp biome yeah no i’m near a swamp biome are you on a

Giant i can see it are you on a giant hill uh-huh should i come to you or should you come to me you should come to me but i like this hill better i like this hill better does that kill hill have cold hi caitlin ow this should make a nice home actually

Yeah um this isn’t any professional now and i’m taking damage because i need food shut up kaelin okay thanks kaelin sorry you have to go now oh and dylan’s in the background because the team’s being laughing at you all in the background but dave is being mean

He doesn’t want to play with us you’re being unprofessional you’re so unprofessional though i’m casual wait calvin does your hill have coal yes i just mined it so i should come to you i’m already digging out a place so yes you should a very nice place if you do ask

If i do say so myself whatever let me get a uh see how much wood i got let’s see let’s put down this crafting table first of all boom i’m almost dead no food me neither i mean i don’t have any food either except you don’t die with no food

You don’t no you just lose your oh like up to half a heart until you only have half a heart left and yeah and then you don’t take damage or that was 1.8 at least i don’t know this that was 1.8 up so we’re not gonna like introduce you to

New features but because i know a lot of people are doing that so we’re just gonna like just show them along the way as soon as we can uh-huh and by the way everyone this is not the final like final version of minecraft they’re gonna be updates so yep um

Don’t worry if you’re like sad that i’m dead forever because it’s not oh i see a sapling an evidence i mean evidence of calvin sapling where are you oh let me see i think i see you i might see is that the cavern i see a cavern all the way over i see

You i see you are you i love this this hill calvin you’re smart yeah and you were like telling me that i’m so unprofessional but dean you should you should really calm down sometimes no i shouldn’t yes you should i need to um be less calm i’m too um

I don’t make sense never ever no you don’t you make dollars 3.97 inside joke i don’t even remember where that that’s from don’t you remember redeem it’s the moolah that you get from the tube or you get around you the last time you told me you said you got 300 3.97 um

You get it now oh my god there’s so much call over there i’m gonna go mind it because i have a good pickaxe and i have a shovel so i’m gonna be shoveling every day i’m shoveling uh-huh you see that that was pretty cool dylan you should really join us

Maybe in a second okay one night is coming two mississippi three not funny calvin not for literal seconds you are so boring and serious all the time you need to think outside the box calvin why am i so unprofessional i don’t know kevin’s like that doesn’t make any sense

I’m coming such a noob that was just a contradiction you’re a new contradiction i’m a noob noobish contradictory statement also known as a paradox or an oxymoron ah the sunset oh shoot the sunset i’m watching the sunset it’s beautiful ah shoot i hate the sunset it’s disgusting

Because i can’t see it i want to see it where is it what side is it on oh my god that is a pretty darn good looking did you know that the moon and sun were switched as of 1.9 pre-release 4. what do you mean moon and sun they were

Flipped no no no not i mean this the sun doesn’t rise in the east now or west or wherever you used to where is it and you just heard a sound um of my tool breaking that’s new um did i hear anything yeah you didn’t hear your voice wait as i was saying

Yes um the sun used to rise in the west or east or wherever it’s supposed to in normal life but as a 1.9 pre-release 4 it was switched north or south yeah see the moon is rising from the south even though it’s supposed to be rising from the east or west

It’s funny because notch messed up i already did it on purpose i doubt that oh you don’t lose more than four hearts if you’re out of food really yeah you’re not dead yet no good and doors have a new awesome sound that’s just awesome yeah ah shoot whatever can i have some coal

Or put some torches around roger that and can you get some cobble thanks we have a nice house i like it it’s a cave it’s going to be what should we call it we have to call it something you want to live together the bunker the bunker we’re living together okay calvin yeah

But we have to have separate rooms obviously yes we’ll have we’ll make it like into a fortress into the side of the cliff and i made a nice balcony that’s you know that’s also like a uh but it’s not enderman proof yet we need glass for that and enderman don’t break your blocks

That you placed anymore as of 1.9 that’s great it’s causing problems lots of problems well isn’t that what endermen are supposed to do cause problems yeah but not like annoying problems like they break your redstone creations and stuff which is what they were doing ah they’re supposed to scare you i don’t

See any mobs that’s because we keep them out you didn’t see any mobs at all no are you have you seen any because yeah i’ve seen like okay no hostile oh okay oh yeah that’s why i only have a spider heart left creeper zombie okay it’s all good

I’m just making sure the server is working right they didn’t change the config file can i have some um cobble please cobble or uh cobble and coal should not eat during a recording of the dean i’m chewing gum so unfortunately it makes my throat uh fresh so i don’t like that

Guys i hope it’s not a problem it’s just calvin i know he he gets sensitive over such things sensitivity it’s just because we call him a noob you guys are mean i went to burger king for the first time of my life today with college pretty sad

That was awesome that was like it was awesome no we changed our mind because we could mcdonald’s was like a mile away is better no not really it’s better for you mcdonald’s is just like you don’t even know what you’re eating at all it’s so great you’re

Eating at burger king either yeah i guess my temporary bed just kidding hey give me my bed back hey don’t hit me okay we got one heart left no hitting inside the house no hitting at all okay okay weird i’m gonna start working on a mine can i have some coal

I gave you own i put the call on the ground but then you just like walked away there thanks and i need wood oh my god where are you i stepped outside for a sec i’ll try to make the thing look nicer i need food

Oh zombie coming we need a lot of time oh critical hits are are working on smp ssp smp now yeah no i’m about to die i have half a heart left i have just a heart left creeping creeper creeping creeper shoot and skeleton i’ma get back inside and i got some rotten chunk

Is it good oh there there’s sound when you eat things and there’s effects things and no it’s not good it’s disgusting what do you mean it’s disgusting oh yeah it’s wrong rotten eggs oh hey you son of a [ __ ] i’m sorry i seriously did not mean that

And you know i didn’t mean it son of a [ __ ] just just don’t this is child appropriate calvin sorry people for yelling or swearing but that was pretty mean i did not oh i’m sorry i didn’t mean it i i seriously didn’t mean it i really hope you didn’t mean it i didn’t

I know you didn’t but i’m so mad at you you better not take my stuff oh you better give my stuff back i take your stuff so you don’t lose it smart one i know that’s why i’m coming up to you to get back and now i just grew a tree outside our

House using your bone my bones where’d that come from sorry guys for swearing i’m pretty mean here redeem give me my coal back 16 coal 17. and your pick and your pick and there your torch grass yes i don’t need it what one torch yeah hey where’d my wood go oh someone’s

Skyping me or i mean steaming me oh are you freaking kidding me get my stuff we’ll be our bad guys i’m already recording the entire thing okay we’re back after some indian dude called me uh uh i’m just recording all this can i have the bone meal back

I don’t have any bull meal yeah you do i don’t oh you threw it away i swear to god there i don’t have anybody i just found it on the ground give me back my wall no ow now i only have two hearts left should i plant a tree inside no

We should make uh oh wow saplings need light now or like they fall out of the ground oh my god you’re not there that was loud that was really loud that was really loud get up here get up here all right i’m trying you guys start

What are you here now i only have one heart left i went from like 10 hearts to two hearts to one heart from what freaked out what shot you oh sorry sorry sorry you should really turn pvp off i will i hear a skeleton that scares me i’m afraid oh he’s right outside

No offense huh i’m not going to go near you no offense oh ow ow ow they have a new sound now we didn’t get food just saying we need we need a lot of food got a bed creeper ambush watch out our house might blow up any second

Why did you leave the creeper up here huh yup yup oh what did i tell you did it blow up yep yeah i saw it you better fix that wall you better be fixing it because if you don’t it might kill you just kidding i won’t i’ll be really mad nonetheless

He killed my pressure plate oh do you know what that means no this is war with creepers hasn’t it always been no but after he killed my pressure plate it is oh a pressure plate but i found it so it’s all right so it’s no war okay build me a room

While i make a mine i’m making my own room er er you just typed in word for some reason accidentally okay sure i’ll do some renovations we need to get some food i’m gonna go kill something i need food seriously because i’m gonna go get i’ll go kill some uh i’m going

Down into a mine and that’s dangerous with no food i’ll make a uh chest my chest oh so that’s how it is calvin we should have a common storage area a neatly organized condom okay i’ll make a storage room then neatly organized though that means everyone can use whatever but put it

Underground make it underground at least tell everyone that you’re taking stuff out of the storage chest make a room underground i am making a remote underground okay with stairs and everything and a quick drop i don’t have any if you didn’t know we don’t have any water yet so just saying stupid me

So i’m digging down and redeem is acting like nothing has ever happened there’s water down i probably confused you because water water we have no iron it doesn’t matter what’s my height i’m just worried that there’s something down here i’m gonna put my stuff away just in case that if i die

Oh it’s just a room of course it is nothing to be afraid of right calvin no wrong brown oh oh i hit a like a lake oh underground lake yeah tell me something new i found another one i mean okay this is a water storage area for us

And there’s nothing down here because mobs can’t spawn in water right stupid calvin yeah you didn’t know that unless other than squid oh yeah i thought squid yeah that was the only part i was confused about so you were scared of squid no i was just wondering why you said

Moms don’t smell water i was like that’s good no no i wish there was something that could attack you in water it’s like some kind of scary thing okay now i’m eating while recording that’s so unprofessional shut up colin i’m gonna keep i’m gonna i’m gonna keep saying that it’s a good food

It’s russian professional it’s russian apple pie you’re so unprofessional though i’m jealous see gallons jealous i found iron no i’m just slightly annoyed at you for calling me unprofessional vinnie that’s good that’s good make a furnace cause i found iron you’re so unprofessional all right whatever

That’s going to be the name of this episode so you’re so unprofessional no yes how are you what seriously no seriously no that’s really mean that’s really hurtful to me then don’t call me unprofessional oh yeah nevermind it’s not hurtful to me because you’re the unprofessional one so it’s okay

But deem you just contradicted yourself again you’re funny oh silly introducing yourself what is this what what is this is this the storage area no it’s not good come down the stairs it’s a come oh wow i’m stuck here now i did not get hurt i know i didn’t get hurt i’m stuck

All right calvin i’m sorry for what then i called you unprofessional i’m sorry i called you unconfessional i regret it calvin i regret it too okay are we done yeah good cause i don’t let her do this anymore same here i don’t want to cry all though also crying’s not my thing

Sorry that’s hurtful because it’s my how is that hurtful what just happened oh that’s hurtful to people who like to cry a lot you know i i don’t know who wouldn’t who would do that i don’t know emo people that’s not nice to emo people calvin

I have enough iron to make me an iron man with your ah i’m gonna kill you dylan i’m gonna kill you colin you’re in america you’re supposed to be politically correct remember what are you talking about politically correct political correctness be kind to other people and don’t make racial jokes that’s not

Being or segregation that is not a race i know segregational jokes okay segregation ow what hurts what’s that supposed to mean you’re segregating emo people say i don’t know i don’t know if that’s the right word but i don’t know either do you have a pick i’m making an iron pick all right

No mine broke do you have wood yes give me please follow me oh don’t tell me you’re going outside because i don’t have anything to protect myself with i’m scared i’m scared i’m scared crystal people gonna hurt there are much less pigs for some reason ever since 1.8

Yeah you haven’t been playing minecraft for a while calvin i’ve been playing only survival i mean that’s stupid uh creative i got your wood where’d you put it in my mouth no oh that was a bad one i didn’t finish it i didn’t say anything

I did i didn’t make any any innuendo yes you did oh [ __ ] i said now or what now no i said mao no not mouth i didn’t say mouth you said mouth no i did i said mal and then i stopped matter you still said no mal like meow like cats

Sure it’s just shh and now you’re shushing me yes i have only one heart left don’t kill me kill me oh wait actually i’ll extend this a little bit this is going to be our weed farm reed i mean not weak this is going to be our weed

I go pot in california do it underground minecraft that’s how you do it you don’t do it and you don’t do it in the woods no way you do it underground with your friends in a farm in a farm very nice farm i do say so myself quite nice

Okay i’m getting back to juicy fruit gum so good we have to get xp why what does it do enchanting do you have skills yeah you do you can enchant things like you can get more efficient tools you can have better tools that last longer you can have silk touch tools which like

Which means like if you break a stone block can you repair tools yes you can join two like really broken tools together like if they’re half broken you can join them together to get a better tool cool all those new features while i’m making like the basic most

Most basic mine you can make going down yeah which is how you should start out mining in minecraft yep thomas if you’re watching this or lance if you’re watching this those are some people there’s just some people you don’t need to know you don’t need to know yeah if you’re watching this

This is how you start out minecraft when you need resources especially thomas this is how you get iron this block is iron okay thomas okay okay oh my god redeemer this thing is so pissed it’s all right oh this is iron thomas this is iron you

Break it with a pickaxe you need at least a stone pickaxe not a wooden one remember that thomas oh my god sorry thomas for humiliating you in front of the whole youtube community you didn’t humiliate him until you announced that you humiliated him he didn’t know he was being humiliated there

I’m joking thomas oh my god we’re friends you better be we are friends i just like teasing thomas but you have no friends so that can’t be wait calvin oh god oh i thought that was water calvin’s a friend that’s calvin calvi’s my friend uh yeah calvin don’t lie

Don’t lie yeah i’m your friend okay that’s more like it see dylan now you’re jealous you have nothing no he intimidated me he tried to kill me he’s got a knife in my head knife in your head you’re dead oh my god see now you have no friends because he’s dead

I tried to be dead for the moment but i couldn’t i just couldn’t do it just couldn’t do it because you’re not dead no oh my god it’s pretty just evil but you’re evil you’re not dead yet oh oh true true that true that bro true that not yet

I’m gonna make a farm downstairs okay got seeds i got a mo so we already have we already have a weed farm now we need a a wheat farm so we can actually eat i’m doing it right now vadim because as i learned from civic class weed increases your appetite

But not in minecraft though some odd reason i did not know that actually that’s quite interesting and this is what we learned in high school civics classes yeah high school this is what does your brain oh okay we’re at 16. so i’m going down to 12 or 10 i don’t know

W what level have i always been going down to oh redstone is so much easier to break now whoa oh my god now i’m gonna mine all the redstone i see like before i didn’t mind it because it was hard to mine i’m gonna put my house or my room excuse me

Gold gold gold upstairs should be oh yeah oh yeah gold it’s pretty good so much gold wow what you did to me oh too late too low ah lag a little bit on my computer just kidding are you on your desktop yep but i went back up to 60 frames per second

Okay so this is my my diamond mine we’re gonna have my team i need a lot of food so do i excuse me more redstone wow we’re actually pretty good huh yeah yeah you better oh and there’s still the the darkness bug ow i just ow ow wow

You should check it down here video the indoor farm oh oh my iron pig broke justin because i dug out like one two three four four full stacks of stuff okay that’s fine and um as long as i’m making a little base down here with with uh furnaces and stuff one two three

Three four five six seven one two three oh wow it’s only five okay i don’t even have to go up now i can just chill here because i have all the stuff i need down here i just need to make oh i can’t break things now

You want me to come down yeah actually no no i actually don’t have any now i have okay i’ll i’ll come up because i i need to i want to check on what you did and then we can both come down because i left my iron smelting down there

Oh there goes my pick i got a new one i like to use cheap picks because i’m asian quantity not quality that’s not true well yeah i guess not fine i like to be a factory quantity not quality no it’s quality asians like quality huh sure they’re smart and the business

They’re overachievers for a reason calvin yeah see look read weed or reed grows really slowly now because of they fixed the bug where it was growing insanely fast which i told dylan back in episode 20. what are you doing down here hey don’t don’t wait is this is this the mine

Yeah oh wow you just killed this there oh okay not anymore move let’s go let’s go down let me go put with my stuff okay anyways this looks ugly yeah i guess you’re right about the quality part yeah actually today we’re not working on like making it look pretty we’re just getting

Resources and once we’re more established or we’ll work on making stuff pretty yeah sure that’s what you see i’m different i’m asian stop making racist jokes statements i’m not making a statement i personally as a person would wish you’re a person you didn’t tell me that all of it

Oh my god i’m gonna actually go back up i don’t really feel safe and why is this all black no come down tyler and you’re gonna die up there probably get up here still feel safer down up here okay i’m not sharing my diamonds with you then if you’re not coming down

Here what diamonds you said we’re gonna put a community okay i’m sorry i’m sorry i’m just kidding actually i i have to go make the chest room what’s going to be this room up here shouldn’t be like just a it’s going to be the nice room

Hey do you want um some iron or no okay um can i use it to make a sword something yeah you can go ahead go ahead i’ll leave you for iron hi that’s cool okay i’m gonna start over here and this is the boring part because i’m just gonna be digging away

So i’m actually gonna pause recording until something funny happens to calvin or i stumble into diamonds or i stumble into something awesome so guys we’ll be back shortly and i will also pause my recording because all i’m doing is renovating all right see you guys later bye okay guys we’re

Back uh i’m back i am too okay yeah okay yeah uh we well i didn’t find any diamonds down there i just found some coal lots of coal i didn’t work a lot down there i just worked there till the pickaxe were like 10 10 real life minutes

Pigs you better not run away from me you better not run away from me i got four pigs right here eat you let me eat you yes what is that so slow what the reed the weed the reed weed oh we’re just gonna call it weed from

Now on okay it’s our inside joke youtubers that’s our inside joke everyone who’s watching that’s her joke on the inside it’s the joke weed reedweed this is not organized calvin i i dislike uh you can organize it okay i have an idea but i don’t have enough wood for that right now so

What should i call this episode weed heads weed no no you can get in uh copy your yeah well like they can say that it’s not age appropriate and stuff and oh never mind sorry guys looks like that plan failed darn it it’s okay guys well next time next time we’ll try again

Come on man i have no help i mean i have half a heart where are you i’m coming back i got three i got six pork i’m gonna go cook it oh do you have any bone no i didn’t i see reed i see weed okay i’m going for the weed

You got the weed with the weed what do you do dummy i got you wool one wall all right how much will you have you enough for a bed i already made a bed i see cows for yourself yeah up here i’m screwed i see more weed so i need to get that

Weed all right i’ll go make some more uh chess i unfortunately did not get any uh trees i’ll go get some trees after i eat something i’m going to wait here and watch as the raw pork chops cook themselves ah vadim’s headset die okay i’m back no man he’s back wow i did

Not have to stop recording these cook pork chops look pretty darn good oh i’m killing cows and they give you meat i forgot now really that one really you are killing cows yeah all right oh i got full health and i got a lot of meat from them i mean i got

Full uh food what’d you do dump me oh yeah really good stop that’s a good song it’s annoying fine sorry particularly because it’s getting stuck in my head i will play that song to you one day someday someday someday whatever it doesn’t matter doesn’t matter it’s okay it’s our own song yeah

We should make we should write that song someday in minecraft i don’t think i don’t think that would work but i’m gonna go kill some more stuff and get some more seeds because we need most of our sustainability that is our primary goal in this new environment

In this battle of warfare any army has to be sustainable to a point you see this does not require anything shut up regime is being pretty mean skeleton skeleton why are you saying and i’m in water so i can hear him if he’s oh i should turn up my volume i don’t

Hear anything because i have my volume off these cows delicious up here they come they be coming after me now oh god gonna get me three skeletons you kill them no they’re all mad at me and i have no food well i have food with me but i don’t

Want to eat it raw because that would be a waste of food are they going to get mad at me i’m going to dive they can’t see me underwater stupid oh no he can see oh he’s following you no he’s not i see you why are you not oh enterman and german

Did he think did notch fix the glitch where they where you had to look above them no they have new sounds i’m just going to walk up to him oh shoot don’t look at him don’t look at him i’m not looking at him don’t look at him oh oh don’t look at him

I’m looking in with the corner of my eyes yeah so was i he’s pretty sure don’t hurt me oh three skeletons okay let’s get back up do you have any bones nope i did not kill any silicon cell skeletons skeletons zombies and i got tons of uh beef if you’re

Wondering i got a ton of wool got some lily pads more beef there and i got some wood and i need more wood because i need to make uh chests what you did to me all right sorry just this popped in my head we have so much beef now wow

We have more food now now that we are fully plenished in health we shall not go out there and bring the fight to them right wait we need to get more weed first weed okay we have to get enchanted stuff oh let me get i’ll make another chest i’ll make a

No we’re going to make another room i have an idea so we’re going to have a quick drop since we have iron now yeah okay okay hold on we’re going to have to go get the i’ll take everything yeah i understand what you want to do except

Oh wait i can go make it i have four iron either i can make a a a uh tick axe for myself a bucket or i can make a bucket i have no pickaxe make a bucket i have no pickaxe doesn’t matter we can go get more iron through

Stone pickaxes because they’re cheap as craziness okay all right hold on let me go make it here we go i need a sign though oh and i don’t have a pickaxe now all right i’ll make i’ll make the shaft okay wait can you host some more land

Oh nevermind oh oh whoa here you’re over here okay what hi you want hell no it’s okay do you want to pick axe actually no sorry oh my god don’t don’t drown me get out ah don’t worry i gotta be but there still has to be a walkway to

It so you can get out out of it up or it could be just ladder i guess i hear something aloud outside taking damage oh god god scott no not skeleton spider ow how do you think i went down far enough i don’t know wait i got his xp okay

Let me see what what’s your elevation yeah that’s that’s that’s deep enough uh i’m down negative 58 elevation i’m riding down the water oh why are the torches not lighting up the glitch yeah it is no it isn’t not for me for me it is oh oh no now it is now it

Is okay get out of here you gotta be kidding me i’m sorry you’re so smart now i killed the water the the torch doesn’t matter just get out of here that’s mean i’m sorry vadim i’m saying such a mean thing sorry how do i get out of here now

Uh well you first of all you weren’t supposed to get down here in the first place i’m gonna use awesomeness tricks yeah how are you gonna get the last part easy can you get your water out of here no i have to i’m using it to get up okay when you’re done

Get your water out of here thank you i have to eat some steak oh the steak eating noise is so funny all right i’ll go make a stairway up it’ll be parallel to the okay i’ll make a sign wait do signs hold water still i don’t even know

Dylan is is dylan still here yes still playing that stupid game called skyrim that’s stupid it is the least stupid game i’ve ever played no i have to concur with dylan though it’s not that bad actually it’s not that bad looking in my opinion doesn’t look that bad hey video hey kelv

Yep signs still hold water good thankfully what you did to me i just wanted to punch you right there that’s irritating calvin you know that what the song the song all right thanks he knows that doesn’t mean it’ll stop yeah calvin will because he’s a good person

I know i will try okay if he comes to my brain again i’m probably just gonna start singing again okay why is my clock moving sweet i like the new pickaxe repair system yeah i really like it a lot that’s why notch added it because he knew people would like it

People like me like you he was thinking of you coming thank you thank you notch wherever you are sweden norway denmark he’s at minecon he’s in las vegas right now las vegas yeah wherever you are wait is minecon in las vegas it should be i think so it’d be pretty cool okay ocd

Up there goes my pick actually i’m going to turn on a little bit of music sound there i have a darn it do you have any wood eight give me uh one wood one wood do you need stick sticks yes two sticks gracias yeah i took it okay i like this look

Of this i hear spiders actually turning a little office into blocks cool oh gold can be turned into gold nuggets and gold nuggets can be turned into gold oh yeah that’s the and the nether update we should go to the nether soon all right i will keep that in mind shoot

We have to pimp out this place what do you think i’ve been doing i’ve been trying to tell you to do no the storage area i mean yeah yeah i know what you mean or what you meant oh yeah i like this i like that it’s kind of contrasty

Contrast is that no that’s not a word okay contrasting contrasty nice staircase fancy and if we have stairs that would be even fancier perfect ocd perfectionist i don’t like the pillars they’re annoying they’re in the way but then i like the torch on from coming from above

Because we need it there or else the the the weed won’t grow properly did you get some wood or bread no oh i have steak i have all the steak actually we should keep the food chest upstairs though for or no no no i’m gonna make the staircase a little

Easier by making it to all of it and i’ll add stair blocks so it’s easier to go back up oh okay that scared me what spider daytime yeah but he was still mad at me because the entrance to the tower place is in the darkness so we have to light it up

This gum is turning disgusting now juicy fruit is bad now juicy food is always bad i’m switching over to the mint refreshing my jaw is going to be stronger than calvin’s huh nevermind i’m gonna go get sand whoops i put too many’s whatever doesn’t matter

I put way too many uh i made way too many stone stairs four stacks four stacks whatever yeah whatever you know oh if we find a mushroom biome that would be just mushroom oh my god that’d be so awesome infinite food pretty much oh yeah

We need them if if it’s pretty far away we should make a rail cart system yeah i haven’t made rail carts in a while be honest stack should be enough for now getting some sand so we can have glass good okay i have a whole stack of sand

And now i can sprint again because i have food oh and i got a new skin actually oh you know if you press f5 and then you press what key is that i forgot oh oops let me find out some key you can look at yourself um f i thought it was f

Let me try and press everything do you have any wood more wood wait oh it’s f5 again you just press f5 twice you can see from the front i am herobrine from the back i am a strange creeper dude and i have a halo that’s actually floating above my head

I’m really creepy okay tell me something new that was mean that was painful just kidding i love you you are an awesome friend thank you no homo no homo no homo oh it’s not a homosexual mark in any way no offense to homos i like him a lot but i am not

That sort of rhymed i’m gonna go get some more wood i see more weed and more weed i’m getting all the wheat i can oh oh glitched water naturally glitched water what do you mean so there’s like a a cliff a little mining tiny like drop from the water

And and the water doesn’t flow down so there is water but there’s nothing below it no it doesn’t float flow to the side i guess and there’s a glitch i i’ve seen other people point out um yeah what you’re saying they’re like pockets of air inside the water inside oceans

Because the water doesn’t update properly that’s fine by me i got a little something i got some flowers so you can have a flower flower dylan’s going to like that aren’t you dylan aren’t you going to like that dylan so we can have a color from colored wool

You know what you like colored wool colored wall is good it’s not the greatest thing ever what is i don’t know i haven’t found out yet nice answer to that tricky question vague question i say vague because it’s very vague actually there’s this it must be i noticed that you have

Longer food or your food less longer than when then compared to what the previous server yes because uh we were using a 1.7 world and it was oh i see all right interesting predicament predicament using fancy language that i don’t understand predicament you don’t know what to document me

No i don’t actually oh my gosh i’m russian calvin yeah what kind of excuse is that a lame one no obviously what nevermind don’t get it me neither okay i have some more weed and there’s some groaning okay okay okay okay how’s the staircase it’s done do you like the gold

Why did you put another crafting bench huh just for the sake of it hold on i’m put uh okay this one’s about that one’s blocks this one’s valuables one of them should be misc natural item natural items this is miss national item no that one’s just natural items and

This is misc misc is like other stuff yeah i know i know what it is for the miscellaneous yeah yeah i know that you mean that you know what the word means but one two three four so we need four i’m getting the signs please stack signs no okay whatever

Shouldn’t we have food oh yeah uh how about natural items and food we’ll split it in half then break the sign and redo it oh the cobblestone down the middle splits this thing in half check it no put it on the right no leave it there and stop making stuff bold

Uppercase you have to capitalize but not uppercase not caps lock calvin okay so now that we have those chests i can dump stuff annoying sounds hey we should that’s organize this somewhat oh this flint flint you put in here is it natural or is it a block

Flint is a block but no flint is a it’s natural but then gravel is a block okay all right whatever you say maestro but then what is blocks too anything that you can place is a block even if it’s natural oh okay and misc is like buckets and doors and stuff and yeah

I’m gonna get some wood and some cobblestone i’m gonna go back up i have to finish this because somehow i ran out of wood to actually finish it off wow the weed is growing that nicely now nice time to turn it into books how do you make it into books not sugar

But books dylan oh there we go paper sugar sugar i need wood again oh man i miscalculated miss calc power nation it’s okay oh nice i got a lot of xp and his eye thing the eye spider eye i think you can eat it but it has the same effect as rotten egg

Rotten uh rotten eggs yeah i almost said rotten eggs rotten whatever rotten uh meat time to kill a zombie nice try creeper trying to hide behind the poor sheep can’t do that can’t do that that’s illegal hostages trying to shoot me skeleton oh yeah oh shoot i’m dead almost

Oh no redeem oh god oh god i’m glitching i’m pretty close to death actually so i’m just going to run until i reach out a little bit oh god i’m scared now because i can’t run i couldn’t sprint now i can’t see food yeah i i got some food

All right i’m gonna go out and get some more food okay i got some flowers and i’m regenerating and i’m going out to kill that skeleton i got him oh god oh god two more following me creeper creeper behind me you better not die i mean i better not die

Oh i heard him the creeper explosions sound bad now oh god what i’m dead pretty much the crap how’d i die i had full health spider jockey or a spider in the skeleton following me i can’t tell no one’s following you game don’t worry i saw someone

Zombie oh man my score went down to zero again your xp you mean yeah you have to pick it back up i’m going i’m going over oh maybe i should go through the yeah i should go through there watch out spider i got him him vadim take him down get in that xp

Eventually we’re going to make a spider farm oh spider no not not just spider jockey shoo me i dare you oh yeah start a fight oh shoot oh my god oh yeah starting to fight the skeleton and the spider are fighting ow he killed the spider that was sad

I feel sorry for the spider even though the spider is kind of worse no shoot me skeleton shoot me oh i dare you shoot me oh oh yeah he shot a zombie and now they’re fighting it’s funny making other things fight your battles oh wow who’s gonna win who’s gonna win

Oh the zombie wins now everyone’s going to die because vadim is here oh yeah no you’re not just going to ambush me like that wow i broke my iron sword wow stupid oh shoot axe time no i’m gonna die no no don’t die on me boy

I lured him into the sun and he died oh yeah i’m killing tons of cows i like cows and the way they die oh my god seven cows oh my god so much beef oh my god 10 cows yeah well you know how the new mob spawning system works

So mobs spawn when you walk away from where you are into a new chunk whenever chunks are reloaded uh mobs can spawn yeah bye thanks for letting me know as i said in the first step or as dylan said in the first episode deforestation is a common problem

So we must replant trees that we chop down roger that is dylan still here yes of course he is he’s always here he’ll forever be in your videos there’s nothing you can do to stop me all right let’s see how much did i get from that i got 26 raw beef

Yum yum yum yum wow oh i think i found a cave oh wait for me okay mark it was like a pillar of something i’m completely not prepared anyways and we need iron we have to light this area up light it up that’s just random it’s random pillar whatever

Not even a good pillar it’s just a weird looking color oh i’m gonna eat some chicken you want some chicken to nap balls i’ll get chicken just wondering today huh how good is chicken like in minecraft yeah i don’t know wow i have five xp for level five i mean

I am level five also nice okay i’m gonna deliver supplies um blocks okay no natural natural no block uh are you bringing any leather back yeah tons that’s food 22 where’s the food i don’t get where the food is it’s indoor natural no we should make another chest

Exactly we should make it up top yeah i made it all right move the food from the natural chest into there yep i’m doing that okay i’m coming back now stupid caps lock i’m gonna make more farm because i’m getting so many seeds okay i i need to look for watermelon also

Yeah oh that’s in abandoned mines yeah so probably the cave that i found yeah we’re gonna go there oh i’m bringing bone meal so we can upstairs i mean so we can use it on the farm all right i have bone also and now i have bone meal what the heck

Oh i ran out of food whatever i’ll eat some raw chicken whoa the weed grew so much oh and some of the the wheat grew that’s actually a pretty good place to put the food and we’re not actually going to get that much so nice one vanity

I’m just auto harvesting a ton of uh not auto harvesting but using bone meal to get a ton of wheat at the moment oh and dylan the fence glitch thing um fixed it was fixed now we can still [ __ ] stuff yeah so good thing that we’re starting a new

World so we don’t have to like disassemble all that all right so oh i’m going to expand our farm okay i just got 26 uh wheat out of it using the uh meal bone meal yeah keep replanted right yeah but we need expansion snow and since i have a bucket we can nope

This is not a good place to expand i know where exactly oh wow thank god thank god oh ow i mean not now but thank god you put a block there because the water would have flooded everything hmm where are you back where you found water but that’s too far away it’s inefficient

Oh we have to make another chest next to the farms all right i will have to go soon but i will be back later calvin okay for what russian math russian mouth all right guys that seems like it’s a good place to end the episode no not not

Yet not yet as soon as we’re done explaining my freaking god i’m gonna kill you now fine i guess we’re not ending the episode not yet reason not yet he’s even though vadim’s got russian hat he has to go dude no in an hour

No in half an hour but i still have oh my god that’s still a lot of time you know i didn’t start my homework though what homework your russian homework my russian math homework oh my gosh and go do it no it’s pretty boring because he’s dedicated to us it’s stupid and i’m

Dedicated to you guys yeah that’s what i just said i know and i pointed it out again because i felt like it oh are you gonna expand here i’m gonna make a weed farm another weed form where can i make another weed farm uh where’s your water you have a bucket yeah wait

What are you doing making infinite water okay leave one side open for us to be able to walk across without trampling stuff or having to jump you can’t uh trample weed so i mean jump across okay just leave it like this it’s fine like this okay

Uh d where do you want the water uh over here where i’ll get more okay in water pool whoopee oh great what the heck oh no i put it there why because i can but then i realize it’s gonna flood down here and everything’s gonna die

And that’s why the demon is so smart yeah i’m so smart uh-huh because he realized his mistake before it happens no right away it happened oh yeah you put it there already you stink you’re trying to give me a hard time with him oh oh no i just made them

No has to be right there hey what are you doing oh no that’s not gonna work oh yeah it is so if we want that one to be watered this is really ugly it needs more light oh that’s the surface oh shoot plus that dirt looks ugly we’ll get rid of the dirt

What’s this for watering the so you can plant things on the top layer magic see i’m smart you can place things on the top you can plant i think oh i see no wait no watch oh no you can’t oh first of all you can place things there but you can also give

Me your hoe or hold that hold that yeah if my memory is still okay this should work one two three no oh no wait it’s not getting moisturized yet let me think from ethos videos it might have to be closer so these two are getting moisturized huh oh yeah okay

Then i don’t even even need it like this one unless it’s moisturized what’s the point of the stuff on top there is no point take it off it looks ugly there that looks nice and now we can we if you crouch walk it doesn’t trample you know that

And now digger oh oh sorry dig around it well i will and you can even hoe this land oh it’s okay we shouldn’t because there are things out there yeah scary things stupid russian math i don’t want to do it then don’t my mom makes me and do it

But we will make another episode soon later tonight and i might actually join you on that one i need to print out my room i don’t even have a room dylan dylan’s not going to live with us because he didn’t join us at the right time no i’m kidding i’m kidding i’m kidding

Tell us down’s our friend fellas like our our companion dylan do you want to live with us sure thing thank you we’re going to make you a room it’s going to be my room up here i like yours i have enough space arcade i like our cave it’s it feels safe

It is safe oh i never did anything with all that wheat stupid i have eight bread now do you want some bread uh just put in the food did you hear the sound yes why are you trying to eat it or why were you about to eat it i did eat it

Oh because you needed it yeah okay as long as you need it that is okay excuse me because we can’t have you wasting resources like that oh we have glass now do you want class uh you betcha i have 64 glass on me i’m coming up

And i’m gonna make a lookout thing over here i’m screwed i’m screwed i’m screwed 64. help i got him through the balcony okay give me some glass give me some glass give me half your glass wait now that skeleton almost killed me give me half your guys for name stupid skeletons right there

Give me half your glass yeah wait hurry up there’s a hole in our thing i made a stinking hole in this ow can you give it to me already you can do it here muchas gracias stupid skeleton you’re dumb okay i i think i may be able to punch you no i can’t

They fixed that bug oh that you can punch skeleton through glass oh my god there’s a creeper right outside the door don’t go out the door then but there are my torches outside don’t go out the door then oh shoot wow that was close the torch fell on the pressure plate

And opened it what are you doing get out and i don’t have an i don’t even have a sword nice nice beautiful oh dylan but if you want to live with us you have to abide by our rules of rules who has rules and you don’t we

Do we share oh oh we do just yeah we share everything no hurting other people on purpose and we share everything that’s why you should turn up i’m like i want to live with you then dylan i don’t like sharing sharing is not caring is it that’s what the democrats want you to

Think that that it’s not caring but it actually is coming don’t you mean that’s what the capitalists want you to say communist democrats what you can’t punch him you can’t punch creepers in the oh god you can’t punch creepers in the face i mean in the feet die is he dead

I would like to believe so no he’s not but i am wrong skeleton i punched him like 10 times one of them being a crit and he fell off the cliff and he’s still not dead interesting ah he’s gonna blow up glitch skeleton ow oh i’m gonna go get some uh

We’re gonna wrap it up so now we end it yeah finally finally you didn’t enjoy this colin yeah i did but i was just wondering when you would actually start thinking about that or remembering or whatever okay guys um we’re gonna end it here in the next episode we’re gonna get to

Improving our houses and making enchant an enchanting room nah no maybe maybe chanting being enchanted calvin’s so enchanted no kidding calvin’s an enchanting person it’s funny because it’s not true yes it is thank you see i just gave calvin a compliment even when i did not compliment myself

That is very nice of the team you’re getting better nice one dylan nice one thanks mike that attitude i don’t it’s not nice whoa calvin making me another room thanks i love you i’m just making more rooms it’s not you in particular okay no offense it’s okay it’s probably mine

So you’re gonna have multiple rooms here thing no this isn’t my room it’s just a nice balcony okay okay i see how it is it’s all right it’s all right should i make a golden sword i will and do it just for show and i’m gonna enchant it later

Actually pretty powerful but it it as of one point something um golden stuff is more powerful but it lasts long as long as wood wait what’s t1r for accidental does accidental mean no i accidentally typed it stupid calvin hey that’s not nice just kidding you just went back no you just lost

Everything we worked stop being mean calvin anyways yeah golden stuff uh has the same durability as wood but it is um it does more damage so it’s faster at breaking things yeah but it’s still as durable as wood or a little more but it’s so it’s all right

We have no use for for gold anyways yeah do you have any uh do you have any uh oh i have the sand i’m gonna go oh oh okay creeper blew up you better fix it he didn’t do a lot of damage it’s all right it he better not have well he didn’t

And the the golden sword was really bad actually i have to do some testing ah oh my gosh the golden sword was really bad hmm this video is an hour and 45 minutes already uh it doesn’t really matter we’re not going to put in the part one in part two

No people love it wow the gold is so bad okay it’s as good as stone or as bad as stone i’d rather say i think it’s as bad as stone maybe it’s a little better i don’t know but i know oh wow after okay i i tried

To kill one creeper and i didn’t and i killed another creeper and i used more than half of the sword already i killed a bunch of creepers and my sword isn’t even i don’t use that much sword yeah so the durability is even worse than like wood i think

Then why are you wasting our gold when you use it on compass or watch crap like that yeah exactly that’s what it is it’s crap yeah guys don’t don’t don’t use that stuff i’m gonna go get some uh okay we’re ending it at this guys thanks for watching thank you guys for watching

Um we’re gonna have our next episode soon later i can yes we will we will be having our next episode soon in one and a half hours one and a half hours and this is wordpress for ours and fad man here with one v one a with two

A’s a d an m and an n bad my youtube username is we had a little bit of a skype help from slurry some talking about skype skype you will never find out my skype and don’t even ask me because i’m not adding random stalker people

Not anymore not anymore i did before but that was not a good idea no it wasn’t we all advised against it okay well then bye bye guys calvin get up here we have to say goodbye from the balcony goodbye guys hope you enjoyed the hey no

No no no no no no no no no i i can’t hit him oh what did i just see a golden nugget i saw i saw something golden fly out of him no it’s the xp no before he died get back in here okay whatever i’m just gonna close up this

Hole yeah i’m going through the entrance yep all right and that is uh douglas dylan’s father i’ll see you later goodbye everyone bye-bye bye guys see you soon see you next time this is what we’re for ours and batman 97 and stuff both signing out with like 5 million o’s and

Bye guys see you guys later see ya bye bye we’re signing out bye