TheVivalajady – Lets Play Minecraft With Lawless PT1 : I Hit You With My Meat

I one two three one two three all right what’s up guys welcome to the first video of lawless / daddy’s happy time with the state of a giant [ __ ] and let’s play my crumpet xbox 360 I am so sorry but this setup is iffy at best we’ll

Find out what happens in the first video let’s play maybe let’s find out let’s fail we’re gonna dawn and we’ve already predictably gonna thought like an oval lava-like on one wall that they’ll walk all I gonna stop 10 minutes into the video I’m gonna lose connection to xbox

Live Oh bat to battle barricade it’s always gonna growth up somehow indeed and like I’ve got a date for my microphone right now to actually get this to work because I wearing two headsets one for the xbox one for the recording and like I have to wear the

Xbox headset so that I can actually talk to lawless and this is happening I didn’t watch it yet I maury break in the fridge chest I’m breaking the first a derp break the head right context a star doing this on survival too ah there’s lawless look at him hello I appear out

Of nowhere whoa that’s what the Black Knight usually does this is going to be back in the wood I’ve chopped even like shinobi it might never be done my kids already like skirt off and less like you run off into the wilderness to become

Like um back rub our way yeah I bagel is a pretty cool I I’m down here makeup on you Oh pin pin pin it’s the powerful night I would take my word hey mo would i sir I take it my way dropped an apple have enough alright so

I think we should go build a house what do you reckon I’m gonna get materials dog because otherwise we ain’t gonna be able to build nothing except the dirt hole in the ground which I op let him loss but talking game why not real life damn it i know what i’m talking about

You don’t remember the whole that i had in the desert doesn’t though you talk about the time where you trying to like licking the toilet oh no that’s like a story for another time not today my bad my bad so do you want to tell it’s entirely optional but at the same time

Might be good I’ll i totally don’t well pretty much i’ve been working twenty-four/seven if not working I’ve had massive computer issues computer decided to get a virus that is corrupted in time um windows programming down to the safeguard and everything is absolute [ __ ] then I pretty much tried to get

More work to get a brand new computer and everything but my work scrutiny ever on that one and Neptune sent it’s just been one screw up after another including busting up my shoulder and having nerve damage that was awesome living of killers for almost a month ah

You’re all over in your sleep and wake up to the screaming amount of pain you’re missing the importance of your life may be missing the important factor Shannon I fell down a hole there’s a hole right there you listen Mississippi Apollo you been in sorry Owen you’re missing the important facts here about

Legalized drugs hey I’m come here cuz there’s snow covering a hole that is like not a hole what the [ __ ] look man I would let me date them or would that be I broke it and then like there’s another one like diagonally across from Earth ride don’t know which one I fell down

And I’m swimming my treading water weekend makes it look like I’m having sex here so I could get I like you come around the end of the deck door right there right there look that was more snow right there and I guess broke it and it

Was like a whole huh well i’m gonna use what to get out of here uh hey don’t like she did like fun yet not alone I whatever sorry you’re the minecraft expert I’m like the Minecraft move who says move anymore yeah everyone well attended I’m alive people are so

Disappointed pretty much weight comedy comedy comedy comedy um so what are we actually doing like my building a house only uh finding a better location for their yeah like I don’t like watch my screaming going off the head of me because like I’m not doing anything no

Then you come past me the whole Jack built yeah pretty much i’m he’s gonna be all roses and we gonna be wandering around and wellness lack i’m gonna come back and I’m gonna look like I’ve gone 12 rounds friggin my cousin I’m just gonna come back to you and you gave me a

Living like a posh friggin quarter cup of tea yeah that’s pretty much normal for us every my already lost oh boy what I mean and then you like okay Ted read where the [ __ ] did he just go I was getting roses we’re on island i don’t know if

You notice that i thought it didn’t of wondering is the bit more land to it this was totally planet this is our christmas let’s play so well i can a winter wonderland right now so i hate it and tomorrow we’re all going to die yeah pretty much look there’s more of the

Friggin screwed up snow over here come and make weak man out on I’ve gotta come back down the street do them yet [ __ ] this map this map is lock Thompson my focus like for the audio is like all over the place to something I’m like an amazing time fitness yeah like you know

I just to be likely well the bad when you ruin your heroes like whoa let’s go Matt Ryan right here what the hell we I can run across here huh what the hell yeah yeah it’s like it’s defying gravity it’s know that defies gravity next time

On nah way that that is anything like close to a video let’s get going one on Scott that’s not gonna walk buddy yab Oh trees if you’re actually being serious so I Madonna damn things like last five minutes I’d pay provision people are gonna like a love this let’s play at me

Like wandering around in the wilderness losing track of you and then like coming back and seeing a built house how do I take to my phone I’m getting on a quest I probably thought getting that big good idea I’m already stuntin on getting 10 days ready and everything ah

We probably should say what texture pack we’re playing in considering when they are on the xbox 360 and we’re playing in natural wall hey give him your what maybe it’s a brown shape happy disposition you’re never going to know until you watch this video which you may

Or may not do you’re gonna watch this video and go off your head at me because of what I’m actually doing in the 50 cuz you’re like a multiplier off person and I’m just like the crap dude ah filthy more than you which is SAS hard way to you but and saying something

Let’s clear that well I’ve got like a good wolf he just like taking down a couple shape only hope you like it more who all right I found my third Cheetah winkles so um hopefully you can find out on the shape and they look like slick together and you wonder why people

Questioned your sexuality my anyway those are amazing because I so open that they is leave nothing to the imagination from ears open that’s the question what was that what did you say I’ve did it the problem is that you leave it so open and that’s while it’s like great just to

Be clear here people who do not know i am not a gay i am straight it’s probably going to be so like many disappointed comments right now for people could come here watch this video ever thought that I was gay I highly doubt that one freakin Brian for like a long time

Thought I was getting to like he found out that I was just like being an idiot yeah people people that would expect a Piggin baboon be gay yeah skip it great then I I hope the watches this video cuz he’s just gonna get insult after insult

Burning him at per usual then he’ll try to throw come back at ya you like his get on facebook or try to add my family or something yeah it provided to a sex dungeon wait he’s about me too hey easy buddy made it his or on the body came to mind they’ve

Called a little coffee excellent just exactly what I was hoping for say another friggin open any window the people can like take the wrong way so just take it hey that’s great like it’s like your audio is probably gonna sound like ahh like everything died yeah pretty much your audio is gonna sound

Like a really crappy but it’s just like screw it it’s getting uploaded because like I need to record something without me having to edit very much don’t worry it doesn’t sound crappy I’m just a shitty of a man yeah you’re actually in Andrews I don’t know that yet now I’m

Gonna have to kill him damn it come in Big I want your delicious meat excuse me a moment you keep the people entertained I definitely do but unfortunately they don’t always like my opinions on things like why is it always a random shape like following me in stalking you i

Guess it is [ __ ] creepy but they want to touch me interference fried feel comfortable the real world is always when recording on let’s play indeed but I’ve got if talking I got a stalker in this already man-like ape woman like leave me uh it’s actually made dress up

As a shape on like four legs yeah but yeah usually I’m handed dram cool oh yeah gonna come back to that one yeah the sand sitting here I can’t pick up I’ve already encountered lag not thumb glitched into a block can I like yeah I got the sand I’m gonna go make some

Weight Oh a play I don’t remember if I put this on a difficulty or not oh it’s like nothing come on the first night it’s been that long stop play mincraft um usually the whole paper thing even on the first night you’ve probably got this on peaceful well I don’t think so

Because I definitely love the heaviest yeah which means we’ll be in the play on is your normal yeah I came in mind looks like we are on an island because the map that I’ve got here it just looks like an island in the middle of frickin nowhere

Yeah i just noticed that when i scroll fuzzy math is like off a little bit of land mass heading like that way by the way that’s it mmm great oh look at the wolfie you were being serious offender wolf yeah he’s just running around killing hey pony wow I just thought I

Owed him for a little bit and then he just I always hit him that would have been fun for them would have come out of nowhere and I would have been like anywhere I be hey there’s a um Shannon look-see pig it’s gonna drown it son of the guys well that just happened

What just happened I have no idea also I may have had a name drop so I got a bleep out something now anyway let’s move on actually I said ‘it this now I’m disappointed you that really have to but you have yeah it’s gonna be like it’s

Gonna be a please consider our why should not give a crap I don’t really good that means I don’t have to edit what the same time I suppose I do Reverend tell people what’s up I just got blown the [ __ ] up it didn’t say wait so that we’re on a difficulty are we

Yeah creepy just came along and blew me up but I was in water sir I get hurt suck my dick creeper it has an explosive suck on it I’m better day don’t worry Shannon the cavalry has arrived I’m being killed died that we go Shannon we killed another friggin name drop there

We go louis we killed a spider in people my name is the Unitec thing well I wouldn’t really it wouldn’t have really mattered if I sensitive you’re aware of that then again the people that have actually watched the podcast which I tend to like forget about when our

Record videos would actually know your name but mom it’s out there if you go to look for just like mine I’m sorry I haven’t like not done anything like the last 15 minutes that’s right and I’ve never been like 5-10 minutes if anything this is actually expired when I said we

Should record my across hey knew that he was going to have to do everything while I was like ducked around looking at animals and holes in the ground and getting punched in the faithful walking for the people that tends to happen each other walk down the street

Look I’m just getting every day I can almost like another black eye or brand i ah that’s like a black Ivan it’s like not as black i’m doctor stoppage Oh like I don’t understand how you can dial starvation in the game that design that you can yourself oh well you seem to

Forget that I’m me which is like sort of the problem here I have a sword it’s time to duel kill the cow I killed at the cow moving on to the next adversary it is alright I’m not gonna kill the wolf stuff that moving on to the next

Adversary I can’t like say anything that has delicious made well as do you say any animals look in the mirror I’m at night with a crappy wouldn’t training sword haha i asked smarted you by going into third person facing me yeah that doesn’t help alright you may not like

Real life um what can I shut up I can use my webcam as I am NOT as I count I look like a person sort of emphasis on the sort of there I’m like either blind or there’s like nothing to kill Zambi like out over here I’m assuming you’re

Blind I found chickens and then oh wait until I go back and watch it’s like look at everything I’ve missed when I can actually see probably i don’know maybe if we were a colossus we’d be able to like the proper yeah we should be mine

Let’s just like yeah that one so I i I’d support blindness yeah because way out I didn’t need a to build exactly you don’t need to say to drive a that’s recommended hey good job I don’t you it go like at a point license then you

Never run out I got a way to be pulled over a police officer Oh daddy get my losses us inside through our way Colossus so should be fine cuz like at the time when I got it I could see probably can still sauce April place because I have a difficult time like

Focusing on things like from surfaces ah that’s a creep up Ron are crap I got my sprint yeah why does water in her mind I panicked over nothing how I mr. Kramer in the mating call of the man and the creeper it explodes and he says what he

Did usually does in this Pacific way he likes it oh I’m like still on a food aren’t you know like I’ve got like Jack oh I’m gonna eat some rotten flesh nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom we’re not even half an hour in

And most air conversation has been about you talking that jacket yeah I’ve noticed outfit Robin well um he made a heavy attack wet haha we uh I’m trying to conserve I’ve myself with still um done to your right sir sound of my right a little bit a little bit back

To your left it out that way it more oh I see you’re away there’s Rosa that was another creeper I see you I’m just collecting roses hey I gotta creep in now um my this was about as good as a minecraft video could go with me why do

You bring company home this is not cool it’s recommended or hey take that take that oh that’s right you like expired I do and revive it and I’ve only got half a heart hey I’m hill I also survived it to pray / explosions I die from falling

Down a hole yeah that’s just kind of a you do not know how much like a pornstar this friggin audio or like the audio quality of your voice made that noise sound well hey guys my identity I’m drunk trying to come up with black another yeah I’m just gonna let that one

Slide I’ll just I’ll move on on your hand or on your face you know I can take this a step further um I don’t know recommend it or not Joe me to take this a step further or I know there’s nothing else we can I’m gonna like sliding my

[ __ ] and then we here Wallace’s why leave the room I feel after that tetanus yeah like we started she’s just like I’m out oh my oh we’re gonna like fall so watch this video are we play something we are excellent we’ve gotta keep our dignity by giving her none I’m glad that Wang

Right on their slack very small topic but it’s going to be so good one life before her to watch her poke about your penis yeah that’s another small topic um I can’t wait for us to like make her sit down and watch this video of like how

Bad tastes should not bad it’s been corrupted that’s all he’s gonna be why she’s gonna turn her I’m like this is what you guys wasted about now and doing the other guys came to like yep wait oh man wait now like this every day usually

In my own head yeah what are you talking about this time we decided to record and upload it it’s like no different find normal conversations I’m fine if the fact that it’s big and minus the fact that this 1000 people want to watch it minus the fact that this was a recording

Fold for the millions and millions of people around the world even though I like 10 of them watch my videos I’m gonna give a shout out to a ho hey sorry I’ve got to give a shout out to somebody right here and there youtube name is Hiro they call me for um actually

Showing me how to set this up probably so i’m i’m gonna leave a link to that channel in the underbar below and pushing over there and check out his videos cuz they’re actually really cool I had to be done I’ve got the daughter that never got the door at the side of

The thing so I’m had to be done huh understandable you show respect where respect is you exactly moving on up movin on up movin on up on top of Mount now what’s more I can you move on up i just don’t use my legs yeah that can be

Taken one of my four ways let’s let the people decide in the comment section below do do do do do do do do you know it’s even worth when you build a how to get lost in it how do I once a lost it already ah I’ve seen people do it I

Don’t know how you can get lost in your own house like you’re the Builder you’re definitely putting down those books to make certain that you go down another friggin hallway kidding me alright can’t complain I’m sorry became I understand why they call it seed this is only hope

Every way you can just open in the others like chaka friggin translating it say I’m not sugar cane are you planting yo didn’t know I sure like make my life a lot easier when I go back down there I fall down a hole hey you would already implanted

Okay we got the shitty designed specially done now and just put this on it getting some lying in some actually could be mocked in here and then we’re good to sail the seven seas and die instantaneously upon thinking about sailing the seven seas so in other words

We’re gonna be playing assassins creed 4 culture no because that would mean i would actually be able to play something up hey my crop was your idea is to be clear i wanted to test iron Brigade which is a very mediocre game in my opinion I know like the strategy behind

It is unique that’s why I hit it it’s not your typical strategy for a game it’s more like a tower defense game even though like you are a freaking giant [ __ ] along with carrots pretty much yes I think of armored core for anyone who’s ever played on the core is probably more

Your alley but if you’ve never played armored core oh yeah no [ __ ] idea what we’re told her mother and so ten-second be your clickable I’m Brigade now I’m not gonna do that but keep going I can still see you doing it hey yes I got it’s like a second authorized I’m

Not gonna do it it’s just that pretty boy you’ve got these like 10 second clip of you running around in circles yes I should have a 10 second club amazed spending around in circles going you spin my head right you know who I usually play that game yeah I’m like

Really tempted to do that now people if you’re watching this and that actually is in there it means I got off my ass and did it but if you’re watching it and it’s not there it means I didn’t do it Blaze’s instead in the news can disease

Sam mainly of gamers and people are just don’t give a [ __ ] one very common in America and Australia and the UK anywhere with gaming consoles Shannon I’m helping build the house you Shannon a public bill the house you should be like proud of me just no comment all

Right let’s go you take what I did you screwed up a block hi I’m I have a mate but I don’t have a phone us Jaffa bonus or pickaxe I’ve got nothing I’ve got half old building excellent I’m gonna stop the death again veni vedi soon find

Out next nah it’s not even half an hour yet we can’t cut this off what a point if anybody like watches this whole thing away are we proud of them or we like disappointed in them I feel sorry what are you doing with you this is actually anymore yeah what’s this thing called

When like you get people around you to tell you that you like life is going down the toilet I want you to change and I usually send you to buy somebody like get fixed um I know you’d hold your head this is actually one of them before those people who like suffered through

This all like video so I’m what are you doing why are you still here and if you did better to watch all this because you just interesting pictures on earth that’s absolutely fine i think we have given at the center you think we have no life could be sitting around and

Doing that that just proves you don’t have one people and I can guarantee that if i tell i can two people that your mere record a video that they’re probably gonna go watch it and then they’re probably going to say that we suck and that is everyone well and then

I’m just not gonna give a crap and be like don’t cry so um this is a decent test or clean really need to work on who i’m doing that now i’m making a furnace that much easier way well I have a phone us now and i also have a wood and I also

Have a meat which means waked eight cooked mate tonight yeah we can eat it all night yeah and play something that’s like horrified I don’t think that should be legalized anyway actually like that that’s just what is that you sound like a dying cow but it probably had a bit more in tune

Thank you in its vocal sounds a bit more in tune I sound like a broken record / an attitude guitar but hit oh wait that’s football oh I’m the perfect way to end this video when we finish the house I look like best way down this we

Stay up in the pinking enough on a hit hunting game did you kill yourself from falling yeah that you don’t have a bad we need the map well I thought you would Dom like me I kinda forgot you play this game and like die and i’m pretty much

One of the i don’t think a polite unit find anything hey that is it may I have my reasons for not playing this game is awesome shoe one you know addicted to you note addicted three hey Shannon Shannon stop stop stop shine stop ready welcoming I hit you with my maid

And then I throw my main all over you my man I want to get like a close-up view putting what are you putting in my meat in your mouth so I’m tell me when you gave me a second I think myself hungry so i can actually ate otherwise it just

Won’t work it’s not like her life we can just stick things down your throat pretty much oh the fighter congratulations you found me all right Shannon I have to a man that was a pretty good hiding spot the spotters that one guy I thought that was off to

Me the National crepe the whole once again spotters been looking for you for like a few days now I’m like that is they the other hide-and-seek champion what can I say didn’t touch my body I’m just like watching this I should’ve ate help I’m just like sitting here with a

Pickaxe watching you hit a spider over again Oh valent yeah I could date hey hey uh uh uh go for it i’m watching ok i guess hit my head sipping which means i have to come back and like edit this like an audio maybe not like i have to

Do that anyway for the name drops it i did perfect it’s gonna be awesome can we like very interesting to see two of the air condition of yourself and their specific does it’s just gonna be like very disappointing for me yeah yeah d in the background what is that then I

Wanted to be told as a hot guy I’m sorry yeah but utilises no neck on if he’s dildo it runs on a car battery and I need extra like velocity in stock so I since make much better hang on i’m tracking a spotter all I come back to

This moment I need the extra lack of momentum and velocity and stuff to like actually give me the satisfaction of a good time just go back to filling that hole not gonna touch now on our way no I just pretty sure I lost something but I can’t remember where I don’t really care

Number bad do you have your map I’ve got my map is amazing damn I’m good at this type of thing I just find stuff that shouldn’t be found again but I do sounds house gone yet Omer I reckon but I’m I finish cut down the two more trees and

Then I start feeling the inside of it with random ounces furnishing stuff that don’t make any sense in about 40 minutes per daily long first part considering we decide to come back to this my mom already done 40 minutes I’m to about 35 that is another creep up it came out of

The glitch terrier of the snow and it scared me that he weren’t there he wanted like so many things for me and I gave him my half of them and then he got excited and blow up there’s not but I know it’s more scary i mentioned the

Fact of sex and a cow like right behind guys nah what has this game happened to it that is a good question and you need to remember here that it’s minecraft so anything is possible inside the imagination of flawless a panic ray because i’ve got a very very unstable

Mind frame at any one point up the house is dawn it looks so pretty full now we just need some torches help me the cut will up in the easy part though let’s be honest here yeah I already know I cold I Know Who am I

Anees I say that is this all thanked this matter of get them now and utilizing this their hated their full potential but the lady that’s so much extra effort I just don’t want to see okay random message who sent your message indeed apparently did I yeah tends to happen Thank who attends to

Happen doesn’t it so seriously okay he doesn’t even look like a pig but it don’t look be in a trying to rape my face that’s usually what happens in this game the animals looks like some time yeah they look friendly in instant then they get up in your face d like and

Nighttime happens and then become like the most disturbing creatures of Darkness oh you can think of hey I haven’t met my mom in a long time go chasing the game isn’t she in between the creeper than the Endermen would be bad right I should’ve said that first

Message I should have said that first message to you first so then you would have been like really I mean the second message here first and then you would really like really I didn’t know that but I’m online no I send your Ana let’s play seriously hey jasmin here it’s

Gonna be me like walking around putting different camera angles of you on and falling down holes and screaming on create this company me that’s gonna be awesome greatest video ever that is skeleton we have not seen one of those in this video you’re right we have now

He’s need to go to the nether i get to wrestle the balls oh that isn’t hot load of monsters are you playing with it but Shannon I’m scared hey guy what you doing I’m gonna hide in the house why is our hole in the floor I’m getting shot

By a skeleton that is unprofessional dude on professional ah you’ll see why in a second but also we’re almost done with the episode 10 yeah we probably are but I’ve got to go yet materials and stuff we’re almost done with episode 1 of 10 it’s coming inside punch watch the

Show from it doesn’t move like outside it’s off to you hitting me I want to get out of here at that moment well I was just going to wrap off at a frigging I got your barn spider huh huh huh huh hit me hit me with your best

Shot why don’t you hit me with a bad shot sec then you get punched let me know Craven comes up on me and kills man in that no are you okay yeah most I’m like fighting the slider on the water hitting it in the abdomen I killed it

It’s all good I’m trying to figure out what are you doing uh veling in London they met nan filling it I would get her to hold Wallace hey the homeless look away look away look away look at me look at me i bind you we thought that giving

A dog a bone ah ah so we’re now 40 minutes well I guess throw my control up yeah okay I’ve he died or thumbs gone really wrong with he head okay that just happened but I’m 40 minutes I think that we should I reckon that would be a good

Idea I’m just gonna get one more thing happened and then that’ll be that one more thing we’re all excited what does Louis Howe plan is lasting for this video the question is is it something awesome or is it something p it’s nothing third basic people are gonna face palm Lizzie I’m excited

Dude I’ve been researching a few thing it Mike her you’ll never believe that Shannon research in Minecraft what a surprise apparently you need to get coal and sticks and they make torches oh my that is like the greatest revelation minecraft history ever and everybody who touches this game and needs to know that

Coal and sticks make torches okay there we’re ready for this ok we need to surface where am i coming until I watch you be the first person in Minecraft history ever make ok ok ready ready the back this dangerous man this oh my gosh I’m going back in my home hey buddy hey

Everybody I’m I’m so sorry that your experiment and buddy I’m trying to help you here we need to get you back at in the real world and like make it so that you can like without water what is that it’s a friggin water not started I I la

Quina to get back and you go get you back out into the real world here so that we can like wrap up this video or you like is so depressed right now because the torch and the Kali the stick and the cold didn’t please look at me

While I’m talking to you buddy it’s like I’m gonna come I’m running away this is pretty much how I just imagine us if we lived in the same house that real particular web plate goes it nothing dad pretty much all right well thank you for watching this things to do

In guide on how to build a house in Minecraft and without we’re out by well that was a video