This 1 Potion Could RUIN Your Game

[Applause] [Music] potions they were initially  planned by Notch and Jeb to have over 150   combinations but was ultimately scrapped into 25  different portions with 31 combinations instead   and it’s not hard to see why not all potions  are created equal which potion do you use more  

Frequently than others which portion is so game  breaking that they should be illegal for making   the game too easy and which potions are so awful  that it should be illegal for simply existing   well my friend welcome back to the channel and to  celebrate Halloween we will be ranking every Robo  

Potion in the game similar to the food ranking  these potions will be ranked by usefulness first   coolness second how easy they are to brew third  and finally they be judged based on Vibes if my   opinions aren’t the same as yours they are now  potions of swiftness these things make you 20  

Faster 40 if you add glowstone this includes  walking mining swimming and talking they turn   you into xqc and make you speak inconveniently  fast I’ve seen some of these documentaries none   of that hey the game government and don’t get  anyone in the best sample not getting my 3D I  

Have no idea what the [ __ ] you’re saying right  now making your words impossible to subtitle you   can combine this with dolphin’s greatest depth  Strider and soul speed to go really fast needless   to say they’re very useful and very cool their  recipe requires sugar making swiftness potions  

The easiest to brew in the game and I presume that  drinking these would be like drinking sugar water   in real life which tastes all right I Vibe with  it easy eightier starting off strong portion of   strength this is a potion that should be illegal  it’s literally steroids so it’s a drug it should  

Also be illegal for turning any fight in the  game into a complete joke and the dragon super   easy Iron Golems not a problem wither absolute  Cakewalk it also makes fights against other   players completely unfair the mere possibility  of you having this potion is enough to scare  

Your opponents away that’s how scary this potion  is you could say that getting blaze powder could   be difficult but if you made a brewing stand you  can probably afford a few blaze powder potion of   strength is our first s tier they make Minecraft  practically no different than peaceful mode that’s  

Illegal potion of Leaping you know how they say  to have the highest in life you have to go through   all the lows after the euphoric high of taking  steroids we now hit rock bottom in terms of potion  

Quality to put it lightly portion of Leaping makes  me want to leap off a cliff I remember making   a beacon in my first survival world and setting  jump 2 as the power up and it was at this moment  

I knew I [ __ ] up it makes walking on unsmooth  terrains slower because jumps are now favored   to be higher rather than further in other words  it’s really useless and if anything it actually   makes things harder for you oh but don’t worry  my friend because it reduces 4 damage by half a  

Heart and one hard if you upgrade it so you go  from 22 as the maximum 4 height to 24. adding   insult to injury they require rabbit’s foot to be  brewed which is a rare drop of a rare mob so it’s  

Not useful not that cool and one of the harder  portions to brew but maybe they’ll Vibe well Pete here worst potion in the game don’t  you even Brew it it’s not worth it portion   of slowness this portion is meh I was gonna put  them in the seat here but then I remembered all  

Those times I fought witches and I remembered  how annoying potion of Sloan is worse it makes   the portion of poison unavoidable and it makes  you more vulnerable to attacks from other mobs   you also have Strays with your slowness arrows but  no one remembers these mobs when I mention stray  

You don’t think of this hobo looking ass bone  dude you think of the cute cat game regardless   slowness potions are mostly useful when used on  people it makes people unable to avoid me when I  

Ask them to hit the like button on this video so  that more people can see it it makes Landing Chris   easier for you and harder for them and given that  it’s made by corrupting a portion of swiftness it  

Remains relatively easy to brew so it gets a B  for break because you’re essentially breaking   your enemies kneecaps for a few minutes rendering  them much easier to be killed painfully by you   potion of night vision not gonna lie the night  vision portion is kind of a [ __ ] portion it’s  

For people who are too lazy to set the brightness  on their settings high but aren’t lazy enough to   brew a night vision potion it’s for people who  don’t want to take potion of strength because it’s   steroids and steroids are drugs but they would  gladly get Darkness from a warden and then drink  

A night vision potion to trip their balls off and  I kind of vibe with it I strive to achieve this   level of mediocre laziness however there are  two main reasons that keep them away from the  

8th here first of all night vision potion still  doesn’t allow you to see true lava every time I   swim through Lava as real people do in real life  I’m blinded by big red [ __ ] I was hoping they  

Allow you to see through Lava by the nether update  but they didn’t edit unfortunately second of all   my Minecraft girlfriend should never be allowed to  drink a night vision potion what do you need night  

Vision for so you can see other men that’s gay  that’s my job thus the night vision potion gets a   b for bisexual portion of invisibility in really  Niche situations invisibility potions really   shines in PvP situations we are outnumbered having  this portion could be a big Advantage by confusing  

Your enemies as to who is who however can we take  a moment to talk about the inconsistency in this   portion if you corrupt a portion of swiftness you  get slowness corrupting a strength portion gives   you a weakness portion corrupt instant health and  you get instant damage corrupting a night vision  

Gives you invisibility is it like one makes you  see better at night but the other makes you not   see at all huh shouldn’t this recipe have given  you portion of blindness then false advertising   portion of invest gets minus 10 points for being  disingenuous but it doesn’t stop there potion of  

Invest makes you invisible but it only makes you  invisible so you’d have to be fully naked in order   to use this potion effectively you also can’t  hold any item because that will instantly give   you away you also can’t have been hit by arrows  recently because well that’s pretty suspicious  

We really good use brought down by his major  weaknesses in this portion gets a B for bro   portion of weakness if portion of night vision  is the [ __ ] potion then portion of weakness is   the lazy portion if portion of night vision is  for people who put milk first and dense cereal  

Portion of weakness is for people who eat cereal  Straight Out of the Box they are for people who   want easy resources from zombie curing they’re  for people who don’t want to hit a big red button   that allows them to get entertaining educational  content about Minecraft therefore people who just  

Don’t want to play the game so you can just sit  back and contemplate the finiteness of existence   how are you doing by the way isn’t it odd how we  are Butters back in the grand scheme of things but   a small little action of ours could have Butterfly  Effects and snowball into bigger reactions  

Like how the simple gesture of asking if someone’s  okay or showing concern to them could potentially   change the stories of multiple people what if  our action was big enough what if you made an   action so big it changed the cost of the entire  universe such that it would never be the same  

If our actions change the universe this much  aren’t we playing God to some extent foreign for another day easy eight year because of their  use for curing zombie Villages while also being   the fastest potion to be brewed portion of  water breathing it does exactly what it says  

Allowing you to breathe underwater and it does it  really well but even just drinking these potions   make me feel boring enchant your armor with  respiration create your own air pockets bring   your magma block and hold down shift so you  don’t take burn damage use a door and water  

Logger safe Zone there are so many more creative  ways to venture the underwater and all of them   sound way more interesting than drinking Mrs Puff  bath water if water weaving portion was ice cream   it’d be vanilla if water breathing potion was a  coffee it’d be a Starbucks frappuccino if water  

Weaving portion was an anime protagonist he’d be  Monkey D Luffy of Death Note water breathing gets   a B for boring potion of fire resistance  now we’re getting into the good stuff the   most overused portion in the entire game there is  overused as this song in Minecraft videos foreign Feature into a complete joke for 8-4 minutes  because that’s exactly what the fire resistance   portion does it makes you absolutely immune to all  fire damage this includes fire lava magma blocks   and getting roasted for 8-4 minutes you can Farm  all the bracelets you want with absolutely zero  

Damage taken in return and you can’t tell me that  swimming in lava doesn’t look cool as hell fire   resist is the second s tier in the list baby even  above strength they’re just that broken potion   of regeneration when I first played Minecraft  my expectations of this potion were like this foreign [Music]  

Ty they’re like this [Applause] pretty underwhelming if you ask me so they’re  useful but not too useful in the sense they   also require gas steel which like ew I’m literally  drinking the tears of whatever the hell tentacle  

Monster the gas this this is like the start  of a hentai plot they are the same as water   breathing they make me feel boring just by  drinking them it’s like I don’t know if you   want a regeneration Foods exist and also golden  apples exist which are stackable and debatably  

Easier to make so the Regeneration gets a B for  better because there’s a better version of them   potion of healing the better version of potion  of regeneration more situations where it’s useful   cooler effects absolutely broken against Undead  mobs wither and Warden included correction Warden  

Doesn’t actually take damage easier to brew and I  don’t need the cringe at the thought of drinking   hentai serum tear juice when I’m busy choking at a  massive golden watermelon and what’s cooler a guy   slowly Regen generating his wounds and slowly  fixing all the damage you did to him or a guy  

Whose wounds instantly close up and instantly  regenerate from all the damage you did this   one’s a no-brainer easy easy eight here potion of  poison these are just meh they’re brought down by   the fact that they are useless against Undead mobs  both spiders and Ender dragons and less effective  

Against witches I mean puffer fishes for breakfast  Sunny poison is just too hard nerfed they’re   too cringe too beta there are no pepega cat gem  King that will lower double bass red pill Big W   while I really just wrote that they’re like  status effects in RPGs useless against every  

Boss and worth too much effort to use against  regular mobs so that leaves PVP which they’re   absolutely broken Until you realize that they  can be cured by milk and honey bottles so they’re   actually super broken if the opponent doesn’t  have any cures or completely useless if the  

Player has either one of them this means they’re  not that useful but they’re still pretty decent   on tipped arrows and are still pretty cool  they get a B because once again the instant   version of them is just better portion of harming  [ __ ] potion of poison this is what you should  

Be making take that stupid spider iron ferment  it into this penis tip looking ass the portion   of harming will damage 3 or 6 health will damage  it will do that amount no matter what bypassing   every tier of armor bypassing Shields only  being reducible by protection enchantments  

And resistance effects making this potion even  more dangerous than anyone weapon the game has   to provide tip these things on your arrow and  you’ll be slaying non-undead mobs like they’re   absolutely nothing or even better just throw  lingering potions of this and your enemies are  

In for a ton of pain the only thing keeping  them from hitting Esther is the fact that   they’re a double-edged sword they are prone to  Friendly Fire and are thus awful in team fights   but they sit comfortably at the top of eighth here  portion of turtle Master look I’m gonna be honest

But from what I remember these things suck it  slows you to a crawl and make you take pretty   much zero damage but at that point I don’t know  you might also just use a potion of weakness or   either Golden Apple portions of turtle Master  also requires a turtle shell at his recipe you  

Are quite literally drinking liquidized turtle  shell we drink puffer fish stew gold carrot   juice and whatever the hell Magma Cream is at  this point I’m too afraid to ask but out of all   of them Guster and turtle shell are the one that  disgusts me the most it brings me great pleasure  

To say the turtle shell belongs in the sea yuck  and finally portions of slow falling these potions   have one use they are useful when you fight  the Ender Dragon for the first time foreign of course water buckets exist so uh for something  that’s added pretty recently into the game it sure  

Got instantly power creeped so they belong in  seat here with the other below average portions   every time I drink these I’m just left with the  painful reminder that Phantoms exist in the game   and after all the research I’ve gone through in  the previous video fat does remind me that more  

Votes still exist and they’re slowly killing the  game and if you want my explanation on how they’re   killing Minecraft then check out this video where  I explain it in great detail foreign [Music]