This CURSED MINECRAFT texture pack is horrifying…

All right we got a cursed text your Peck you see it’s got a little Shrek on there click that over to the right and then say yes and then on go on go we click done three two one go and then go back to the menu look at that look at that I

Don’t that is like it’s Jesus giant manned human version of Steve with black shoulders oh wait a minute see falling for this I’m afraid to load in how do we turn off raid oh Jesus oh my god we need to get some we need to get some tools

Build some tools okay I’m assuming this is wood it’s Joe good wood this is jungle good firewood yep whatever I just wait wait it says something when you’re breaking this please know what it says don’t do it and then please know right before it breaks just on the block wait bring up your

Inventory look at the head it’s um yeah that’s a bummer all right I’m making some sticks but they show up as wheat in my inventory hey guys check this out check this out crafting table perfect well I didn’t mean to make that god dammit I wanted to make a pickaxe wait

That is a pickaxe okay I’m sorry it’s an axe but it’s actually a pickaxe beautiful take this up guys this is cobblestone alright here’s my sword check this out yeah my god guys look at the Sun goodbye Obama your ass ghillie boy before he kills me get up here to

Look at him Rizzy oh it’s right here look at him what the how the hell is he wearing he’s weird Steve there’s another one oh my god the creepers a bag he’s right next to me you and Scotty hide my sad spider I want to see it can I turn on

Shaders loading epicness let’s see it Inside of a pumpkins [ __ ] this is just an orange hold oh you scared the nobody mobs the part is he’s actually are beautiful that’s an Enderman look at the Enderman he’s an eight-foot-tall Steve here’s a chicken oh my god he’s dead all I hear here is you see the Sheep

Pants what’s on his ass I’ve just tried to even I can’t see anything but there’s creeper pigs blowing up all over me good you’ll see my pickle did you hear the sound that thing what do you have on your head what’s the problem your character supposed to look right bill

It’s a zombie head I can’t tell what’s in my [ __ ] inventory yeah I’m trying you’re holding right now is a chest oh yeah redstone diamond find out maybe it’s bulking you up you that’s diamond it’s diamond and we just broke it because we’re using stone

Yes die when you dumbass oh my god this is ace so like this llama is like so non-threatening god damn it cursed minecraft is too hard I’m coming down with an iron pickaxe diamond I’m gonna live let’s find something here and evening dude [ __ ] some KFC the redstone

Is just red wait it’s gold ore yeah it’s gold that’s okay so then what’s the gold oh I’m on fire redstone there just flip redstone no look there’s more come here and look I’m down my hole would you guys like to see a diamond yeah show me a diamond

Let’s see it now Monday look there’s this red [ __ ] right here and I’m like what the [ __ ] is this that is [ __ ] diamond me uh someone give me their diamond I wanna make an iron diamond the crafting recipe is so [ __ ] dumb it’s 1 wheat with 2 apples on top BAM diamond

Sword but it’s actually a hoe but it’s a sword here it is oh you can’t see through the KFC make it out of dirt brother a pork do another dog mansion [ __ ] here we go like that serve a [ __ ] stupid I’m doing here come on boys

I’m so excited to see what this looks like this looks kind of cool actually does look soaked I find some lava yeah what is that stuff over there is that diamond blocks but it’s glowstone don’t go in the wall the water cuz it’s not water here we go alright so this I think this is glowstone but it’s like horse oh there’s a ghast what does he look like

Though I gotta see you at least tell me she’s like a big Barack Obama in the sky what the [ __ ] it’s so tacky I think it’s invisible what that certainly isn’t fair no looking at every thought do you see him no I don’t see anything it just looks

Like a bunch of books spinning in circles oh that’s a blaze yeah this is what was setting us on fire at least pace that meat on the gas the [ __ ] out of here you little [ __ ] I hear the gas all around but I don’t see any of them I

Think they’re invisible no he’s a big chest in the sky I see oh God Anthony’s Toyota you see him right he did your visit this place is a lot less scary kind of peaceful yeah it’s actually pretty peaceful because oh these guys don’t the gas shooting you what was that yeah oh

Wait did I don’t worry I’ll just kill myself man no you dumbass what was that don’t worry about it wait what are you doing you’re back at home doing something aren’t you a little [ __ ] no no no oh wait I spawn in [ __ ] Narnia

Where are you guys at all okay I see you broke the portal it just made a new one dumb ass over here floated it’s over here in the sky wait what is that in the sky it’s shred I think it seems a little green up there holy [ __ ] yes I think so

He’s a cloud restricting to my heart is this oh it’s TNT oh this oh my god ready for it are you ready for it here we go boys it’s your boy what the hell the ender dragons head oh he looks like an angry beaver all right here we go I’m gonna put in

The Ender’s the ender eyes it sounds like a sweet Jamaican song oh [ __ ] Jesus jumping in there Shrek Oh Shrek what is tricks on the walls look at these Enderman I should do look at this guy what is this ender dragon look at him looks like a dragon to me

For the most part look at his long neck and Steve head hurt him oh I got him we have like a bow or something yeah I’m in his dragon breath oh it hurts it hurts it hurts someone should have potions or something I really get when we’re

Prepared for this I mean I really just want to cheat to beat him go [ __ ] off me [ __ ] you dragon and he’s taking note that oh we haven’t destroyed his thingies I don’t know whatever I’ve never had to endure the dragon well you guys have never fought the inner

Dragon okay no so at the top of all these pillars there’s little beacons that regenerate his HP we have to destroy them soon so alright oh my god I put on the pumpkin head my whole screen is Will Smith wait what my whole screen is Will Smith right now

What is a pumpkin oh my god put on that horrific where’s the dirt I’m just taking him he’s almost daddy’s someone’s dad oh [ __ ] I hit him he shot it shot he bit him yeah [ __ ] you you ugly still Xbox [ __ ] she’ll own you stupid bastards he drops so much experience oh yeah

Level 28 30 40 Oh oh yeah look at that look at that oh my god I’m amazing 49 nice there’s this is [ __ ] turd is there – look at that [ __ ] I’m leaving this place yep see you later we beat curse minecraft now there’s KFC there’s the end

Wait wonder if the credits are anything different probably not here comes game at the game drop Edition epic game yay I’m over it deep internet back in KFC world this is where I belong I’m getting gangbanged by monsters I can’t see cuz [ __ ] Colonel Sanders is in my face alright good work

Guys epic game that was cursed minecraft like the video if you want to see more cursed texture packs or well I guess no more texture packs but stupid [ __ ] mods and [ __ ] yeah you said it actually leave some comments of like goofy dumb mods we should check out because I want

To know there’s a lot out there not like mod packs just like individual mods you know there’s some that like turns a creeper into a penis or something you know some real freaky [ __ ] yeah minecraft this minecraft sex edition sex ed edition just [ __ ] labia walking around everywhere okay goodbye