This Minecraft Earth Server Was A BAD Idea

Hey God she goes remote when hey tree hey tree was funny you know it’s been a little while since I checked out the Minecraft F server I’ve heard there’s been some big things going on quite a few wars over nothing why is always over Poland why is it always Polat yeah I’ve

Checked it a couple times oh you could say apparently I was found oh that’s also quite a few people online right now just type something non suspicious okay they’ll never know I’m here so yeah I I have got a hit I’ve got a head I’ve really done much I had it on

Upstairs yeah now okay so yeah we’re not really gonna focus too much on this island today and we’re not gonna focus too much on this island today because well you can see it looks like war might have already been declared on me by some sort of sentient dirt people so yeah a

Bit there’s been a lot of going on in the on the server let’s quit being quite a few conflicts quite a few resolutions but I feel like today we should go ahead and starting today we need to do we need to rise war dead chat nice masculine OD

Nobody stole my my five emeralds and my various stacks of literal garbage so glad no one touch those Oh everything anything else he’ll change I don’t understand even even minecraft though that the Albanians just can’t catch any slack can they I really would like to leave my house without being died farm

Is stuck us oh did I shows last time we’re adding a little flap here so I can I can see the giant dirt man that now lives outside of my god damn house I’m just gonna say whoever for this is a good idea dad to buy crap i watch a shop

Who gave you this job the hell is this fink why is why is this here – who built this Smit was famous we nursed and oh well you know why let’s go let’s go get me there’s no weiners there is dirt and smooth stone in here

Oh I think that’s the Wiener hey there’s just there’s too much to show her but most important one hi well it might be up here cuz the many-worlds taking my tits add another one as I number one I I can’t even I can’t start talking because of these god damn flying seagulls or

Live fire everywhere oh yeah a lot of you asked like what’s been going on with a flower the flowers still there so I made a little shrine around it so it’s protective well you got a little chance for offerings although I want you god damn cherish it out hey you should pick

Up mold man’s got no need for diamonds bow man’s got 14 potatoes right so like I said today I want to go ahead and start fueling some tensions in the world yeah maybe we can leave our cooling car to and to do this we’re gonna go ahead

And what’s that now we’re gonna warp to the Suez and we go first I’m gonna go check out Rome’s apparently they stole my bunny rabbit you know that the best thing the best thing about this is that people have gone ahead and just let folks everywhere it’s kind of like real

Life you know just hopefully all those turtles don’t get a you know boat stuck in their nostrils or whatever I’ll see you guys in like 12 hours shall I also pretty interesting over there in Greece I go there yeah look at that you know I sure this looks pretty fancy

All right you know I think this is the UN Oso aqui it’s pretty it’s pretty fancy but you know what it’s just it’s not as nice as my place I’m just gonna say it okay this is it’s not snowy enough and covered by dirt that rule I

Don’t know this is a distinct lack of mold man here so what’s that about well so this about what’s all this about right I’ll fix this up for you we’ll put sign down right here it says Canada smells like wet freaks if that does not

Start a war I don’t know what will my gosh you know sometimes you just forget you’re in Minecraft and then you just see a giant you know cobblestone tower going up to the sky you suddenly remember what game you’re playing there you go no sir it’s definitely a

Minecraft server that’s for damn sure we go I can smell the spaghetti from here to set a bed under water this is this [Laughter] pick stuff up I need to go to creative or else my vanish it doesn’t work so if I knock this down

How do I know it’s down come on I can’t pick it up because I’m vanished show we’re going to create to steal flag right now we’ve we’ve illegally entered the country of Italy right some old man on a mission a mission to cool some political turmoil in the world oh don’t

You start don’t look at me like that you can’t see me I’m invisible you don’t even know it get out of here la la that’s right the first casualty he hit the crate war your stupid giraffe so someone said they were they were building the hammer of God and I find

That that’s what that might be over there I might go have a little look-see at that bad boy oh yeah that’s quite a it’s quite the target really I’m gonna need to get something [Laughter] which it right that we go back to Ireland we log back in and we fuel the

Flames a lot of real thing oh like Austria right now so we’ll have to go for a bit of a GRE but I’ll catch your when we’re there is a like a get the massage for the Susan see that I owe you for a second that the schmidt Louis if

It’s flow again like the horrible moustachy massage I think we’re goin to Italy proper now I doesn’t sound good right sounds great it’s time for the big reveal we gotta play the dumb cars yeah I feel like the one person I probably should have made angry is especially

With Poland is probably is probably Schmidt ler really if you think about it I feel like I might send this man into a rage I feel like this might be the catalyst as to why he went ahead and invaded Poland That ever that’s gonna do something horrible to pilot this is this way don’t mess with Schmidt luck okay this is why what happened casual conversation with mine crush mitla days at would break up my eardrums thrown after foul I think this is this to Colosseum I feel like

This might be it yeah yeah this is it look at this bad boy oh my god ways with like the Minecraft like helmets well I don’t really pay you it like this I think it’s a special boy it does stop you like run again to fix

Oh well that’s some teos way it’s a shiny sword by you look that’s Have no words for Josh happen there but I think I might have been assaulted right so we’ve already funneled a wall going on through the Italians and the poles and oh my god he’s like a dolphin Schmidt lace okay why I was just a man in the middle of the Mediterranean

Really really go like this Miller just keeps trying up so he wants me to advertise wish me at Lowe’s famous Wiener Shack I I’m not interested but a yeah you’re already holding my hips when I was on a fish – where’d you get that fish fry ran a little fishing platform

The North Atlantic scales on how did you get cows on here oh you guys like villagers are there – what is this giraffes are evolving what type of freak just keep saying uh what is that a spider in a hole like him spiders and a hole for they weird [Laughter]

My peer pressure Schmidt he’s doing it perfect yes we just do that really yeah got you later oh this is uh this free interest look at this uh like an aircraft kind a little destroyed out here that’s quite nice this one’s actually built so I would mess with this one

But I’m gonna take a look at that aircraft carrier he’s arrived with two arrows directly into his anus yeah question is can I cash out dolphin okay can you kindly piss off she’s beating off to zombies with a salmon and I also just accidentally set him on fire a

Little bit there I’ve got the dragon egg I mean you know technically I do have I did slash hat yeah I feel like bull gags by the dragon egg but from these uh you know emerald blocks I stole from the Pope I’m just gonna pop these right here

Decorates my house quite nicely makes me uh look sophisticated in this Minecraft world you know more of an adult now we’re back so and also built a giant sign out of various materials saying is P and then it says congrats on 100 K and them from from the Lama temple and

Pictured person I hate 100 K like how many yes go wait I know I hit I hit it like a year ago right so you’re a bit late and someone wrote mine got oh my god is that a penguin sir trying to give me the sack specific thank you for

The dive a daxo cherish it for the rest of my life up dropped it no these penguins they look pretty ferocious that’s all so here’s my wiener goddamn rubber none of my work you know you haven’t a relaxing day my graph today you know starting today a little conflict smaller one just

A tiny little conflict nothing back you know pro would blow over something a lot bigger baby profitably you know we we killed a little product creature that was terrorizing our Island just now we we fished on the aircraft carrier we saw the world and we accomplished nothing on

Our islands because honestly today at least it’s well it’s pretty much ruined on its own oh yeah oh god you there we go name tag perfect that’s all I needed we’ll finish this one and then I gotta finish off with 100 now usually I would not accept you know gifts or donations

But I’m gonna have to I’m gonna have to borrow this replace it now we’re gonna need one of these and then we’re gonna need to name that penguin we’ll get we’re gonna name it where’d he go is he still around here oh there is in the distance there enough one

Dismantling that the weird totems to some sort of God I don’t understand come back penguin you don’t see that giant penguin so people are colorblind some people are face blind I’m animal blood no I’m gonna lay down my offering of the sea pickle and hopefully the flower bring the small

Joy love next time we’ve got my own the minecraft server and hopefully there’s a massive war kicking off and have you guys enjoy the video we will like it subscribe button and if you want to join the discord link down below it’s the only way count the server you need to oh

You need to actually offer something that’s something to someone to get on but good luck there’s been way too many applications but you never know you might get lucky like this guy [Laughter]