This Minecraft Harry Potter RPG is just insane

Hey there friends how’s it going my name is kevin and today we’re playing more of the harry potter rpg in minecraft i think it’s called uh witchcraft and wizardry i’ll include a link in the description if you want to check this out by the way the people who made the

Map got in touch and uh they seem like nice people but more importantly i want to plug my own thing i stream on twitch a lot now there’s a link in the description as well if you want to check that out but let’s jump right into the game i just have to

Figure out how to get back to hogwarts because i can’t remember and i’m supposed to be in class oh i can fast travel okay thank god bring me to hogwarts okay traveling to the great hall it works as if magic or something oh wait class has to wait phils wants something

And i’m angling to try and get in a relationship with him since we’re kind of the same age here ask me again when you’ve learned a bit more magic all right fine i’ll go learn some magic back away back away slowly this is what i

Meant by the way when i said we’re kind of the same age i’m an old dude who’s pretending to be a young dude and is enrolled in this school it turns kind of bad when you put it like that really oh god does this straight go again

No i i don’t want to talk with you again last time you brought me to your house and you got some weird [ __ ] in that house dude i need to get upstairs you see last time i saw comments saying oh kevin complains there’s no map also kevin ignores compass but the compass

Doesn’t really help when you have no idea of the layout of the school still up okay do i go up that way i don’t know honestly hogwarts i get it you’re focusing on magic but a few muggle signs go a long way please please be over here

Come on it’s below me is it here yes i found it you’ll just be like all right well that’s the class for today class dismissed stupefy finally i’m going to learn a spell this is going to be fantastic i mean they taught me lumos last time but

Honestly i i would rather skip the class and just bring a flashlight oh my god where is he sending me why is it always a tank dungeon i just want to read a book professor please i got this sword professor hand over your spells when in a pinch there’s nothing wrong with

Simply giving your foes a whack with the wand spoke him in the eye with it what come here voldemort to start going for the eyes oh look at that holy [ __ ] this is so polished it’s insane [ __ ] hell look at that like can we compare that from like the ps1 harry

Potter games harry harry came down and the challenges actually make sense you know you use the spell which is very very rare in harry potter games like if this was a harry potter game i’d be expected to climb this pipe and then jump over this canyon for no reason

Oh [ __ ] hell i was like ooh what’s this and then i impaled myself curiosity killed the kevin okay now it’s starting to look like the normal harry potter games all of a sudden can i make this okay just about oh you [ __ ] bastard [ __ ] where do i go where do i go run

Away again i don’t know what to do where do i go from there oh god there’s a skeleton down there probably the previous student to try this challenge you’ve heard of the boy who lived that’s the boy who died wait i think i see something back there hold on yeah there

We go now we’re solving problems haha i get it i get it i’m really learning oh now for more of a challenge i don’t want to challenge it i’m a c student i’ll take the c okay i’ll i’ll go with the c oh god i have to fight a boggart

What’s my fear going to be oh a skeleton that doesn’t seem right i thought it was going to be like a gluten-free diet or something okay yeah this seems a bit overkill lupine honestly just give me the c you know what give me a d lupine just give me the

D please lupin give me the d he’s [ __ ] crawling on the floor and everything [ __ ] off honestly let this end i just want lupin’s d okay haloopinium’s running back into the room like what did you say oh [ __ ] off [ __ ] off [ __ ] off i’m dying why are you spitting on the walls oh

Wait yeah i should be using my sword i should go for the eyes they have so many of them it should be easy i’m dying i’m dying i’m dying looping jesus christ looping another student bites the dust wait okay that seems like a spawn kill i

Think i’m done i don’t know what’s going on where are the spiders oh i heard him ah there you are jesus christ how was i supposed to find him all right wave over oh god there’s more oh jesus run some of them are just falling down i

Really hope that counts as them like just gone okay i don’t know how you’re supposed to complete this without dying numerous times maybe by having friends might help i wouldn’t know There we go it’s like having a crawler in etsy zombies we good professor am i allowed to leave now okay great fantastic oh god damn and i wanted to kill him next he deserves it all right fec classes i want to see what philsh wants bring me to filch marauders map why is

There not like a specific travel to filch option i don’t see why they wouldn’t include that ask me we’ve learned more magic god damn what does he want oh my god wait filter’s here too what he’s [ __ ] everywhere just taunting me about how i don’t know magic yet alright

What do you want wait are you harry potter or you could just be a stan a harry potter stan maybe people are really not showing up to frog choir practice gee i wonder why maybe hanging these frog choir schedules up on the notice sports i don’t think that’s the

Problem all right now this is where i want to be i want to go see hagrid and i want to wander into the forbidden forest wait no i don’t want to go to hogsmeade where where is hagrid i can’t find him anywhere i’m really upset oh hey oh i

Thought i’d get to ride a broom all right now i’m an exterminator apparently i gotta kill 20. oh my god they’re fighting back dude need backup call the troops oh my god she’s the strong okay you know what i’m gonna come back with stronger magic ah that’s where hagrid

Will be finally i’m one step closer to resting on his bosom that’s the real magic we need jim pickens and hagrid erotica i can’t believe this my pet parrot was snatched by a massive spider and dragged into the forest yeah i’ll go get it that actually sounds

Like a fun quest but i’m finally gonna get to see hagrid first ow i wouldn’t have massive confidence over a guy who’s like i’ll go into the forbidden forest for you and then immediately falls off the hill and continues to fall as he goes down the path hagrid finally what

Do you want from me you’re looking for a demiguise i’ll be your demi guy so i don’t even know what it is but please okay i’m looking for a demi guys around hagrid’s hut but they’re apparently invisible so i don’t know how to actually find him oh my god is it you oh

I couldn’t want one of you too oh you sh little [ __ ] where the hell did he go oh i see one gonna slowly approach look on him he’s ready to run fecker all right that strategy is not working okay i cannot find him i just want to charge at

The fecker this time and run at him tackle him to the ground okay hagrid i’m sorry i can’t help you i actually don’t know where he’s gone but now that it’s night nighttime i’m gonna wander into the forest and find that parrot it’s very urgent you see you think hagrid

Would try and stop me like i’m a first-year who knows two spells one of them is a glorified torch and i’m just wandering off into the forest even if that music is getting menacing i will go onward spider layer discovered okay retrieve the pet parrot i mean way over

My head all right okay there’s a lot of them okay i’m stuck in their webs [ __ ] off [ __ ] off no no no no oh jesus okay run run run why are they so fast or am i just poisoned i don’t know hand over the parrot honestly i know where there’s a

Huge giant of a man i’ll trade you for him he’s not returning my advances anyway all right what is this okay this does not look safe run away oh [ __ ] they got me again i’m spider food Okay once again spiders with the spawn killing can you give me a break i’m a first deer thank god the spiders have electricity up all over the place otherwise they wouldn’t be able to see without these lamps hell was that okay one of the spiders just committed

Suicide oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] where where where where where is it come on okay it’s here somewhere i just can’t see it oh wait wait wait i think i got it okay i got the parrot [ __ ] run no idea why they didn’t just eat it already they’re very eager to eat me

You can’t kill me i’m fast traveling sorry it’s magic i hope you didn’t get hurt in there i just died like twice it’s fine i’ll take the money and i push people i’m sorry i think they heard me maybe that spider was pushed too god it’s all an intricate web of

Lies i’ll just have to collect some evidence and they won’t have a lake to stand on despite having eight of them hey phil yeah i just helped a lot of people by the way i don’t know if you saw but i didn’t even really need the magic

I really hope this is the way i’ve just been walking on these stairs for so long and they’re never ending i really hope i don’t have to come back up is this looping is this some weird magic where the hell am i something tells me this isn’t the way to potions

For some reason god a hogwarts could really do with just some some signs just saying maybe warning no access to students or maybe even just a gate am i going to the chamber of secrets or some [ __ ] okay honestly i’m really starting to think this isn’t the way to potions

At some point when you take a wrong turn you just have to accept that you’re wrong and you’ve gotta go back the way you came but uh i can’t do that because i can’t even remember the way i came ah this is where you put the gate i see on

The other entrance now so now i can’t get out fantastic work dumbledore you’re doing the lord’s work up there oh wait uh stairs stairs surely this will get me out of here oh my god what the hell i think i just found the torture dungeon i

Like the school more and more where am i okay so you can just walk down there that seems really dangerous that’s inviting trouble hey potion a potion is this it oh thank god snape i’ve never been so happy to see you come here you’re beautiful man hmm i’m gonna be

Honest snape i wasn’t really listening to what you said it’s kind of hard when everything you say sounds like it’s so moist and damp down here honestly i’m worried that this is gonna affect snape’s well-being over the years it’s at least gotta affect like your sinuses or something poor dude no wonder

He sounds like that he sent me on a wild goose chase to get all these ingredients luckily i’ve almost got them there we go now back to class i don’t know why anyone else didn’t have to do this i guess this is why jim pickens was never

In the books or movies because he was off doing all these little tasks for the teachers while the main stories were going on in class all right let’s brew a little potion here let’s see what we can make up hopefully this makes poison this will suffice for now oh he’s being

Really nice to me you know considering it’s snape that is extremely nice probably because i’m in slytherin and you know he didn’t love my mom and get neglected that probably helps too you know what i’ve earned some good money here helping out everyone can i go to

The wizarding world and go to diagon alley i think i deserve a nice treat perhaps some spider poison or something all right what have you got for me tiny red fez yes please and i’m gonna buy this jacket now we’re to put those on leave me alone i don’t want to talk to

You i’m very fond of nice things how fortunate that i can afford them i really don’t care i was just trying to get changed in front of you hold on she’s just staring at me while i change she’s asserting dominance wow now he looks cool

Oh god he’s going to be sitting alone at lunch everyone’s just staring at me go away don’t judge me it’s fashion you wouldn’t understand jesus he looks awful all right well i think i’m going to leave it there that was a hell of a magical day i hope you enjoyed me going

To school i hope you enjoyed coming along with me i think we we did a lot today we saved a parrot and we went to class and we died numerous times so just a standard day at school really but yeah i hope you enjoyed as i said uh the map

Is in the description as well as the link to my twitch can’t plug something without plugging myself it’s just who i am as a person but i hope you enjoyed if you want to see more then do let me know i appreciate watching as always i hope

You’re staying safe and i hope to see you next time bye for now