This Streamer Thought he could Trap me…

It was a meeting like any other until i heard the drip stone this wasn’t a meeting it was a trap laid by vitality to murder me with a drip stone cannon bad news for vitality he missed every single shot seven days later he invites me to another meeting it’s under a pile

Of drip stone how do you expect me to trust that i know he’s trying to kill me so i say the only thing i can think of to save my life so before you start do you mind if i do some like quick little checks you know because

Last time you invited me somewhere i did end up dead so awfully long pauses indicate guilt you know what i found nothing nothing i found nothing there was not a single trap to my disbelief he played a noteblock song for me then invited me to

A concert in fact i liked the music so much that i closed minecraft just to watch him stream turns out he’s making the stage for his concert ask rick for help guys i’m gonna kill rick i know i should not be watching this stream there’s a policy against stream sniping

How is he gonna kill me well you know that concert it’s actually a trap but i kept watching the stream to get more info and i just want you to take a moment to appreciate the irony in this clip everything they do on the server is for their suspicious

Reasons and everything you do isn’t um at this exact moment i decided to do everything in my power to ruin his concert and it starts by killing him with kindness you see the very first recording session i ever did with vitality i found him alone with no item

So i gave him a piece of iron to make a shield this became known as the friendship iron so over the next two days i built a shrine to this piece of iron and we’re going to see if i tell us he feels any remorse for trying to trap

Me is he going to feel bad at all take your guesses you remember the first day of the first server i thought oh that i can’t clutch with lava i thought i would commemorate that oh that’s news in 3.0 anything else that’s so nice anything at

All thank you right maybe a trap this means a lot to me no nothing vitality was going to kill me i just didn’t know how or when everyone i’m hosting the greatest concert in the history of minecraft wednesday eight o’clock i waited till vitality logged off that night snagged

An invis potion and started investigating backstage room no trespassing so we have a redstone clock i think this is just for the lights though interesting why is there a piece of drips down here i don’t know what about the floor of this place what is this the floor checked out the redstone

Checked out no trap in sight but i kept digging anyways Oh this could not have gone any worse oh no honestly how do i get out of this predicament it appears that they did not find the place the only other place there could be a trap is the sky right it seemed like the perfect trap with the

New height increase that came with 1.18 you can’t see blocks at sky limits all he would need is a simple platform maybe some drip stone maybe some tnt mine carts and he could literally rain havoc on everyone at the concert but there was nothing nothing atop the suspicious

Platform in the sky no tnt no stalactite i haven’t the slightest clue how this guy is gonna kill everybody at the concert but i still have a plan to ruin his trap we’re gonna scare everybody away from vitalisy’s trap by building more obvious fake traps and well he

Certainly noticed the plan to kill everyone in the concert was originally to blow up the ground but as we went down to check below the concert area we discovered this what in the world oh my god wait a minute it’s it’s it has rails on it it’s

Gonna be a tnt mine cart oh let me see there’s drip stone and tnt mine carts in here oh my god oh wow wow he couldn’t have taken the bait more perfectly now that the floor and the sky were compromised we’ve resorted to using fireworks coming out of dispensers to

Get them low and then using crossbow rockets to deliver the final blow truth be told i didn’t attend the concert because i had to pick up a car irl but i relayed all the info to my teammate parrot who told everyone at the concert and it totally worked nobody is standing

Anywhere near the stage nobody trusts vitality but it gets even better the firework rockets didn’t kill a single person now i call that a success but i gotta lay low by tell us he can’t know that i ruined his event so i joined a voice call with some other people and

Guess who joins it’s vitality i have two options destroy my computer run into the mountains and never speak to him again or get some intel you see a vitality mentions the trap even once he’s probably not gonna kill again but if he doesn’t i’m still his main target so a

Group of us travel to the nether in hopes of making a treaty but all i’m trying to do is get this intel many things went wrong i go through the portal there’s carpet there’s string there’s tons of levers this place is definitely gonna explode but before i

Can escape to the portal there’s string i get teleported to the end now while i’m falling to my death let’s talk about what happened the meeting wasn’t a meeting it wasn’t about a treaty everything was an elaborate trap to kill me and the reason we walked so far away

Is because the trap relies on an end portal you see there’s this interesting glitch if you stand directly under an end portal and get pushed by a piston you will get teleported to the end at the exact same coordinates aka the void but there is one oversight to this trap

If another player goes through the portal at the exact time you do it’s ruined and you get teleported to the obsidian platform the meeting was about a treaty guess who went through the portal with me my teammate parrot string there’s carpet oh my gosh oh my gosh

What what what what what oh my gosh they tried to do the piston trick on us only to realize they don’t know how it works suck it get out of here you lose success right we escaped the trap well not exactly we logged on another server to talk about the trap

You know we’re friends and all but there is one final and pretty terrible plot twist how do you feel parrot i just feel completely defeated really yeah just because they they got you into position no because i was actually in on this the entire time no you weren’t i don’t believe it yeah

No no no no no oh no oh no while i thought i was two steps ahead getting information out of vitality all three of them were trying to kill me like this guy parrot who i’m currently in a subscriber race to a million subscribers which by the way we’re

Losing pretty terribly he’s betraying me left and right what do you think he has to say for himself there are more traps ready for you that don’t even by the way you want to get on real quick no not really by jealousy my whole world has been shaken but i thought about it

For a moment vitalis he wants me on the server so he can kill me i know that vitality knows that if i willingly go to his trap and somehow escape i will have truly one-upped vitality so i mustered all the courage i could get and logged

On to lifesteal what are you wanting to show me uh but in the middle of meeting up with vitality i get a message from parrot um just watch out perry you just tried to kill me parrot of course i know to watch out but this is confusing why is parrot

Giving me advice he then tells me to come through the back entrance a water entrance into spawn which is a safe zone do i go through the front entrance entrust vitality or the back entrance and trust parrot i’m gonna trust you by telesc that is fun um i actually did neither

And started bridging over spawn with dirt what are you doing i don’t i can’t trust anything anymore man i’m just practicing my um speed bridging actually let’s get this over with quick please two destinations one is the crafting shop oh yeah yeah yeah of course of course why why would i come

In there um to craft whatever you need you know for free oh okay gotcha Yeah no i’m out of here if i don’t see you bye okay give me a second give me a second that would be a really stupid video right it would be i assume there’s a second trap no no it’s not it’s not i mean if there

Is a second trap why not press my luck and disarm that one too it’s going pretty well so far that is until i fell straight down a hole onto a pile of stalactites okay i’m just kidding somebody else fell into that trap but that’s three traps down and vitality’s

Sounding pretty defeated no no no no just just get out of jail come on come on but he is still trying to convince me to walk in that building so i go on the offensive drink an invisibility potion and go up the building he wants me

That’s how else you just just talk okay okay so um i or is there nothing to talk about because it’s a trap relate my words i didn’t oh yeah of course of course formulate please please be my guest uh well it’d be great vitality really wants me at spawn but i

Really don’t want to go so i ask my teammate parrot to go for me invisible of course i don’t want vitality knowing it’s not me now if you remember from earlier parrot was also one of the people who tried to trap me in fact it’s

His second time trying to kill me as his teammate but if you also remember he told me about the netherrack trap and saved me from falling into the void in fact he saved everybody at the concert could this be an elaborate ruse by parrot to become a double agent get

Their trust and sabotage from the inside so i put it to the test when push comes to shove can you really trust your team you just want to talk you just want to talk no i’m on to talk like you know just make make sure you

Would it would it please you if i just came to spawn are you sure okay well truth be told i’ve been invis this whole time um like i could see you i’ll i’ll come out i don’t even know it’s this parrot it’s this parrot this is definitely a parrot

I feel like this is parrot just stop leave me alone okay just chill move on move on my toes what am i holding right now you’re holding a golden carrot okay move on please oh i was gonna say i apologize i’d like to be on good terms i’d like

You to stand i don’t know go somewhere and don’t peek okay box on top okay okay it’s on top it’s on top okay i’m boxed you want to start with chelsea like because it’d be awfully easy to like set up an anvil like above me you know what i mean yeah

That’s true that’s true just like it’s a bit you would you would hear stuff you’d hear stuff all right you can come out look above you What there’s nothing right what if i could um make things appear out of thin air i would be impressed all right keep standing there okay yo that worked beautifully oh my gosh i saw what he did You