Thomas Slimecicle’s Team Goes Insane in QSMP Purgatory

Look at that look at that that’s that’s where we’re going to drop I don’t see anything that’s you can’t see it I just see wood we have a lot of um main character energy going on over here okay so yeah yeah I think we I think so yeah we have like we have

Like the lore power guys yeah we do okay so someone about to kill me I’ll say stop this won’t make sense in the lore okay think about the story you’re ruining the AR you’re ruining the AR stop stop stop stop my toally would die cinematic I got the

Cinema is it quiet for you guys too by the Yeah I can’t okay everyone sh okay stop laughing shut the [ __ ] J taking five different Freddy’s in the background oh it’s moved two week weeks weeks nothing to worry about we are rambunctious rambunctious Bunch what means rambun uh like crazy kind of it

Means we’re not good boys wait multiple Federation Islands temporary just whoa oh oh custom terrain okay yeah we got we did get out of we hope you enjoy the islands the islands oh wait it’s not over yes one sec guys I’m hacking into everyone’s computer okay okay I’m in I’m

Good I’m in I’m in guys I’m in okay guys guys I’m in okay jtdm jtdm sh where is it it’s my dad oh what what look look look look look what the fu Cofe coffee oh nice coffee I coffee oh I know you yeah yeah

C this is me watching kmb you have to change it to thei dude every KMP viewer every night regular KMP viewer why is Jaden just deep in the background whoa oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh what the [ __ ] where are they where are they go back’s still alive still Alive’s alive she’s

Alive he’s okay he’s okay she coming com wait what who the first one look at the first one one uh I can’t it’s Bobby right Bobby Bobby oh yeah oh okay yeah oh sorry sorry Bobby wait but they’re they’re getting nervous they’re like heartbeat is getting up what the [ __ ] what’s

Happening yeah I I would too if I had to watch every qsm stream at once dude [ __ ] that guy oh [ __ ] dude that’s you ah what a [ __ ] wait child oh oh wait that’s wait what the [ __ ] was just oh that’s you Oh this is kind of crazy guys that’s me oh my God this is so [ __ ] cool you did it Charlie wait I did Char oh there you go Charlie there he is I was like pointing at the screen I was look sh mom look wait is this like a one

Group why why is it showing I don’t know why would it show us w w wo what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] oh that scared me who did that okay golden Freddy holy [ __ ] did the [ __ ] FNAF jum oh he sneak oh my God what the [ __ ] the holy

[ __ ] [ __ ] see it oh wait wait wait oh [ __ ] you see p GL you see p [Applause] use your gliders [Laughter] [Applause] you guys stop use your gliders his body I got his glider okay guys Focus up get one get materials this is [ __ ] guys this is

This is like sick by the way this is so cool I we got we got we got something we got MDA MDA I break BL yet MDA uh yeah this is I only I only know about P your hand look at your hand you’re holding it

You’re holding it no I know I know I I have it should be someone that’s that’s going to be able to log in uh yeah I I feel like f how how how do you feel about being I I could I could be leader if you want yeah yeah I feel

Like Phil’s like the smartest Minecraft player overall I was going to say Phil I trust you with my life in real survival and in Minecraft Survival Phil do you have a sword uh no not yet thank you mods thank you take this we caught M Cobble the blind rat scer into

The open jaws of the oh welcome siners murderers verman oh wow you know this used to be a cute little place I believe they called it Eggland I’m sure you all would have to be here they were so kind to send you this way unfortunately I despise each

And every single one of you every Adam ince people like you does not deserve a pleasant little break from the stresses of your previous Island life so I’ve taken the liberty of changing this place welcome to your purgatory the rules are simple to follow you will be divided into three teams the every

Day you will compete to determine who will get the big prize whatever team has the most wins throughout the foll [ __ ] man we never win anything you will see this on May on day we have now that’s the boring stuff out of the way I’m sure you’re already

Hung linging and dehydrating as you’ve been listening to me good whatever makes it harder for you to live oh and every hour of I’m sorry to say it but the team is not very fair I love it though days worse than they already are the dogs one team is

Cursed yeah I know if a cursed team loses say goodbye to all your lives and eggs what team is that can you figure that out no s make sure sure you do your best to win but if any of the other teams win they can pick some of the eggs

To come back with you aren’t I nice I really shouldn’t be like out the S te right this point on is for the safety of the eggs disregard your friendships there is no room for sympathy in this land and before I leave you all to rip each other apart the first important

Event will be on the 6th have a good time rotting beneath thear bro what the [ __ ] dude [ __ ] it’s a bug it’s getting resolved in few minutes oh my oh my God I thought he we were doing something wrong the whole time oh my God drink it drink

It I’m drowning I’m Dr open your mouth open your mouth swallow swallow swallow swallow the wait the creeper appeared on me oh [ __ ] yeah zombies are just like spawning on me right now I think maybe we are just the maybe we’re the cursed Team

Guys it’s fine why did I why why my I just mind Stone and explod what the [ __ ] I got my items I’m okay I’m okay I’m okay I’m okay okay we’re balling yeah we’re balling we’re back we’re back we’re back what a terrible time to be alive

I thought we were going to die quick but no it’s a slow death okay guys you have the 6 you have the stack of diamonds right oh hey Misa I’m not part of the team but I just want to tell you guys that I love you guys [ __ ] you a I love

You too man I love you too I love you too I love you to wait no he’s trying to quer us we’re going to die okay oh [ __ ] guys we have a problem we have a problem uh tbo’s actively trying to kill me oh like right here like right here on me

Maybe can go I’m so far away I’m heading back he’s a lot more armor bad bad and him bad him and are both here how they find it damn yeah he’s pushing he’s pushing he’s pushing he’s pushing in he’s pushing he’s pushing get get back

Get back yeah [ __ ] him up I’m going to come help get him get him get him yeah got it let [ __ ] go than think yeah yeah yeah okay guys but I’m too just run away he has water wait we can we can L the body I don’t think bad boy

Halo turn your bone around turn your come out here and fight me let me see the fear in your vtu eyes in the corner come on slime okay guys guys I have lured into a 1 V one I need your help now wait no [ __ ] run no [ __ ] way how a shot

On Ser bro bro bro bro SL L SL L okay okay okay okay hi slime slime slime come on all right all right one sec one sec hey hey hey you’re attacking well he’s blind he’s blind you monster what is burning hang on this way oh [ __ ] Bro

Hang on truce truce truce so I should go this this could be our chance to run guys bad bad guys bad’s here bad’s here he did exactly what I was thinking he destroyed the farm he’s right here he’s right here on me where where [ __ ]

Yeah yeah get him get him s message he’s right here he’s right here he’s right here on me he’s right here on me I’m hitting him I’m hitting him IDI how many are there how many are it’s just him oh and yeah get [ __ ] idiot

Got yes Lo him him wait what the [ __ ] we should like uh get more resource in case they get it back wait there green is here green is here green is here oh they’re all here they’re all here they’re all here oh [ __ ] me I think

We okay f f is trying to kill me they’re coming for me they’re coming for me so I just oh we’re [ __ ] when you have to cross the the water yeah he’s got the app I’m dead I’m don’t tell me he’s got it don’t tell me

He’s got I’m G I’m [ __ ] gone dude guys this is the end at is gun in it for me bro I had no food I have no [ __ ] food [ __ ] F hang on try to kill tuo tuo how are you so [ __ ] fast H got one sec

Tubo wait wait wait wait turn your mic on turn your mic on how are you doing that I’m not releasing my secrets to you child I want to know I want to know I can’t hear you bro what are you saying [ __ ] Quay this [ __ ] zombie third

Partying us dude [ __ ] dude this actually sucks God damn it hello Charlie oh hey back for your belongings oh hey did you take my little PDA thing but I think bad may have why I he lost his I’m sorry well I mean I guess I just do you mind

If I just you know like look for the points I don’t even I think it’s at this point it’s whoever’s in last I don’t think we’re creeping up to second on deaths anytime soon oh [ __ ] I’ll [ __ ] oh that’s embarrassing for you no oh hey well hang on to be fair he murdered

Me you so everyone get inside I’m burning I’m in a cave luckily I’m in cave have water fi I I do have I do have I I’m just I’m just going to die to be honest ow owow the the water chest is too far away beara toss me some water

Please okay okay here we go everything is still C by us I don’t know oh made perfect like no that be crazy right some bre dude I was in the pool I’m going to verbally assault them okay you [ __ ] take your [ __ ] fist out

And face me like a man you piece of [ __ ] you [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] you couldn’t leave it alone could you go home go home what do you want what what do we have for you here I make bread dude I make [ __ ] bread I’m trying you’re not

Trying no no no no no go away go home man bro you have a go home man go home go home go home I just want to be a desirable male wife making bread in our in our home in our backyard that is that is the dream

Doing the laundry and you know what I did I you know what I did is I tried to take a minute to myself and I hung out in the pool and you know what happened bad boy Halo showed up and killed me with anant S I had no I had one seed in

My inventory I had one seed guys let’s remember to have fun all right let’s hey you know what you know what if any if anyone’s if anyone’s everever at the base and they just want to do a little like role play or something’s the eggs man if anyone wants

To do like a little bit yeah that’s good like oh the Federation o the federation’s really going to get it oh we’re really going to get him oh we’re going to get him so bad sorry I want to play with you but I want the eggs oh no

Like I want oh man like maybe we should work together like oh no like this is so hard it’s so hard to kill all these people that we thought were friends oh yeah I love them so much I don’t have I don’t have to kill it’s so hard I don’t

Think I can do it I don’t think I can do it bad say her again you’re such a hater problem [ __ ] off bro friendships are going to end friendships are like I this you never my friend oh my goodness I want to kill him so badly I want to kill him so

Badly guys guys we can talk bro fit fit dude what no one no one’s even trying what’s the point why am I here just to suffer just to [ __ ] suffer what’s the point of any of it no one’s talking no one’s coming together no one’s exchanging languages and cultures this isn’t

Purgatory this is Howell this is Howell everything we have everything we know has been thrown away it’s out the window they don’t care they don’t want to everything I love and everything I stand for is gone for two weeks two weeks of this hi I am dead I am dead I dead no

You’re not I’m dead I’m told you I told you I’m oh it’s chasing me dude yeah the mission was just for the apples right that was just for the apples basically the only the only thing that matters is is is getting crazy guys we’re going to start B I hate

Everyone that isn’t you guys from now on I love you guys everyone else I’m I don’t think I don’t think I can go to Brazil and I can fit MC in the eyes I’m not sure if I’m having fun like I hate two weeks that’s so much B we this

Two weeks of this is crazy dude it was it’s not about the eggs listen I don’t think it was about the eggs when bad boy Halo killed me for the fourth time in my own [ __ ] home in the pool was that about the eggs that was about no eggs

And we can’t even place blocks around half of our [ __ ] land because my own body’s riddle the yard this is so [ __ ] always not this is not Purgatory makes no people put forever and and then they put Pierre Ando at the same [ __ ] team and then I have it’s

Me I don’t even know how to make a [ __ ] bookshelf I don’t even know how to make a backpack I don’t know you guys say so much [ __ ] I don’t even know you’re like turn your [ __ ] magnet off dog what are you saying I’m in the [ __ ]

Paleolithic Era what are you saying I have a stone axe I’ve had for the last 5 months I don’t know how to make a backpack I lost my every everything I have has been given to me slime armor I don’t even know if that’s made with real slime I don’t know what makes

That I don’t know any of this [ __ ] I haven’t Enchanted a single thing to be honest with you I think I’ve only ever gotten up to level three because that is how many XP points it takes for me to warp the spawn and when I get killed at

Spawn I need to beg admins to warp me back I need to beg ad I need to open a ticket imagine if we are the C team like the team that does we are hope we are there’s no way we’re not I feel I feel I don’t feel particularly blessed I don’t

Feel particularly blessed hey B would you like to create a new island and do a Survival Let’s Play on YouTube bro I’m going to [ __ ] die [ __ ] hate this if you go oh no Sky wag dude not the sky I know what a skel is I know what a zombie is I know

What a creeper is because those are the things that God intended to put in the game s do you want to just beat the [ __ ] out of each other dude where are you are you sp are you in Sp I have a [ __ ] I have three sticks I’ll give you a stick

Just come on [ __ ] come on this is Purgatory this is Burgatory I ha it here [ __ ] ha it here I want to go home I want to go home I don’t even have a home I never build one and I want to go there I want to take a what holy

[ __ ] all right all right oh my [ __ ] god the admin are actually trolling the admin are trolling what what do you mean what the [ __ ] are they doing I am adventuring in the open in the in the world like we’re meant to and I found a

Ship oh boy free loot awesome and admin just started spawning swordfish on it there’s about 40 sword fish everywhere I’m not even kidding I can see where they’re placing the egg the right clicking on the M hey admin admin can you can you slash can you do slash slim

Cicle happy can you do SL slim cicle happy can you change that it was like huge RP moments like when we destroy because our eggs died but no holy [ __ ] maybe just kill my egg I don’t care I holy [ __ ] that’s where at kill weeks take her

Take I hate you take the children take children take my take my computer take take my home I don’t care take my cats she’s she’s bunny she’s nice you can take it I don’t care anymore you know what I’m over I’m over I’m over and I can make us a little Ted you

Know what the most [ __ ] up part of this is this kill yourself let me go let me go let me go no no just [ __ ] guess us damn it God my I actually like feel like the right side of my brain like the I feel the right side of my brain hurting the

Emotional side I’ll bring some bread I’ll bring some bread [ __ ] the [ __ ] reverse controls no guys I’m gone I’m gone my like no is num no let’s just pile on let’s just pile on holy [ __ ] can I be honest with you guys this is the most fun it’s bur it’s burning myself to

Death repeatedly oh [ __ ] how are we second please oh my God I I I I I I feel like I feel like I’m actually devolving I feel like my there’s not enough oxygen getting to my brain and like my brain is blackening like it’s actually just it’s blackening it’s blackening out of hate

My my brain is UN shriveling I’m L I literally feel like we’re going to pass that oh ship let’s see if the admin spawn like 40 [ __ ] things that could kill me so I don’t go in this ship let’s find out here we go Spa the Ender Dragon ad [ __ ] do it

Do it now I want Dragon admin spawn herobrine me some me what is this going to do man what is it is this going to help me is this going to make bad boy Halo stop showing up I don’t think so I didn’t even mean

To hit you I’m so sorry but my stupid Mouse flipa it’s just day one we’ve got so many more opportunities to play what are you so worried about we’ve got two weeks of this [ __ ] yeah we got two weeks it’s okay we have be fine never see me ever again guys I mean

If we’re all down just to throw in the towel like we can just have ourselves a good time weast together you know what let’s go to [ __ ] Disneyland and let’s [ __ ] at bad boy Halo with all of the pictures on Twitter let’s [ __ ] have all of us

He’s going to be here he’s going to be [ __ ] sweating he’s going to be in his chair he’s going to be killing people by the thousands I will survive on a real Island for 2 weeks before I do this [ __ ] we’re making barbecue in a middle of

[ __ ] jungle what about you have you done your Global Quest yet are you done yet we had we had to amputate cit’s leg due to a massive infection and we’re still happier than we were playing [ __ ] Minecraft Jaden you are out of Crossroads you are out of

Crossroads right now and you need to pick if you make a choice now and if you be happy or if you stay if you keep that [ __ ] have the choice to eat this [ __ ] potato plant it at all you need to eat it [ __ ] do I’m eating the [ __ ]

Potato it’s gone it’s gone yes yes it’s not here anymore away the I could think of a better group of people to be stuck in this [ __ ] with yeah me neither I’m happy look at her we going win happy I’m thrilled actually legitimately guys I am so down to log on

On Monday and not do any of the quests and just [ __ ] build a house I’m going to go live I’m not putting qsm in the in the title I’m putting Minecraft let’s play Survival episode 1 and we’re all going to play together and it’s going to be incredible just call it egg Island

Egg Island role play and we’ll just make a [ __ ] Village all right and we’ll invite people over for for where we’ll be like hey guys come VIs and Tra some us we won’t fight anyone if if anyone fight we combat L we only ask for emeralds we only there’s no other

Villers we only ask for emeralds we said do you have enough emeralds for that we just actually become ask for seeds at this point do you have any seeds [ __ ] seeds one seed I’ll give you this diamond if you can give me 120 seeds we should be

Request NPCs we should like ask them to bring the stuff we we collect all the emeralds on the island we build a vault we put the emeralds in the vault we then boast about our security of said Vault and then they have to orchestrate in the

Labyr heist to steal the emeralds yeah a mission I can’t tell if I’m having a great time or a panic attack oh I treasure fire take take me Take everyone’s seeing this in the chat and they’re just like what is happening oh my god let’s start a [ __ ] C let’s start a [ __ ] C [ __ ] guys we found a glitch guys I actually think I need to start breathing both my arms are tingling I don’t know I want to see

Another Apple in my life what happen was I not breathing this pile this pile of bodies I wish give us a camera this is this is genuinely like something out of a horror movie man I really hope someone doesn’t edit now of like everyone else just having fun

Playing the game getting stuff and kill be like yes nice GG good [ __ ] good [ __ ] yes it’s just us [ __ ] dying in Flames [Laughter] singing anywh I’m a little we have like two weeks we can make I was May like 2 3 over my head I me nothing at we have ourselves a

Nice little circle to work with Green Team and blue team will never know what never know killing us at the same time ended it all I want to leave Island and kill bad boy Halo maybe something will change I don’t know but this like there’s no way we

Have a chance hope we log on and this house is burned down to the ground think you think I’m going to wake up tomorrow and I with a [ __ ] fresh set of eyes with the [ __ ] sun shining in and say I can’t wait to see tubo today no yeah

Which team is the cursed team who could say I’m going to hop in the other chats I’m just going to see how they’re doing go here Charlie here here leave I actually just wanted to ask if everyone was having a good time with Purgatory I just I just honestly I

Had a heated heated gamer moment just now I was like oh my God I was mad at bad for not giving me corn you were mad you were mad bad to well he just won’t give me the f I haven’t had one of those moments personally but I hope that you

Can grow from it hi hi I just wanted to check in and make sure everyone having a fun time toight this The Best Day Ever are you having fun you all right yeah you sound uh distraught oh I’m [ __ ] Dandy and I wanted to let you guys know that we’re done we’re

Done yeah we’re going to be trading and if you have ever can you guys give her the coordinates yeah honestly man yeah hang on let me message you yeah forever let me I’m I’m you my coordinates right now I want you to know we have nothing we ate all our potatoes all

Right we make a choice we live there hang on I this wrong I this wrong 40,000 blogs Away really no no when you guys finally come to your senses it maybe it’ll take a day maybe it’ll take two but it won’t take two weeks and when you

Realize when you realize what this plac is taking from you you come find us you come find us all right shut the [ __ ] up you enjoy your sick War I thought you were the best man I thought you he’s the best man I’m so happy that he’s in my

Team I’m not the best I mess forever our coordinates to where we live yeah yeah yeah we turned our location back on if you want to you no oh my God guys there TW in the car you you you you you you okay come here you just to me

Twice Jaden let’s kill the [ __ ] out of each other right now let’s [ __ ] do it I’ll probably I’ll I’ll probably uh see like if there’s any cuz we cannot go two weeks what do you mean right you’re right so I’ll talk to them like see if

They can do any changes or like balance teams out stop you violated the I saw you killer I saw you killer okay wait I saw slime watch it happen without trying to stop it do anything you’ve been building the stairs I have 38 minutes yeah oh they increased the

Time no they increased the guys what’s your [ __ ] game what’s your [ __ ] game I know you’re watching the stream I know you’re watching it what do you want from us are you not happy can’t wait to see the updates on team red for guys maybe I shouldn’t have had like killed all those

Karuchu workers man I’m so sorry is all my fault I’m sorry youc us to medigate maybe maybe confessing our sins is the way to get out of here you’re right guys I shouldn’t have been spending so much time with that egg it’s definitely not my daughter I cannot connect anymore oh

[ __ ] what’s it like what’s it like on Thea go home it feels so good save yourselfa my time is like reset to 4 hours and 52 minutes again I guess I guess we’re going to be here for a minute H I got chills up and down my spine hearing four

Hours green and blue are just they’re never going to know the butterfly effect they caused by attacking us at the same time they don’t know the mental damage they it was awful but I I really loved it I had a great time too oh no it kicked me it kicked

Me it was it was perfect even if the balancing doesn’t like go through properly or like we have to wait a little while I would be slow down just to log on and role play and just build a village with guys can we actually do that cuz I

Would love to so much what a what a great night what a great night night great night night that was so fun it’s bad you don’t know what storm is coming for you we hate you what did I do what did I do what did you do what did you do listen

To yourself you sick [ __ ] you know what you did the records in the footage I have I have the evidence say hi we should do this bye everyone bye bye bye bye I was wrong to say yes quacky I’d like to join your SMP