So i had this absolutely brilliant idea of making minecraft map art but it wasn’t going to be actual art you see this is the hololive construction server a minecraft server full of weebs who love watching virtual youtubers and most of them build 3d map parts of their favorite anime waifus In a matter of days then distribute them for free me being the only guy on the entire server who cares about making a profit i did not see this as a worthwhile investment then i realized i could make money off of map art so i started up my fabric client with Optifine and light medical loaded went into the server’s creative world saved a schematic for a massive platform of white wool and started construction on my map art a giant blank white canvas [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] [Applause] do Well that only took a bit over 90 minutes faster than the sewer as a guy without real macros that was a pain in the ass but light matica allows me to place blocks in the air as well as in front of me without the need for contacting existing surfaces So it really did go by a lot faster than vanilla and so i took my beautiful work of art and put it up for free in the art gallery at spawn here anyone can put up their work so that people may copy it and keep it for their own personal use And there are plenty of mischievous uses for plain white map art although i’d typically create void rooms or void objects i heard someone was going to make a kuma room with this but hey team man how are you going to make a profit from your shitty blank map art I’m getting there you see this really is like a blank canvas i can draw anything on top of this thing i wipe the map and save it and distribute copies of my work now originally i was going to draw every letter of the alphabet and i would sell that off but then I tried making every letter of the alphabet and creative and it just kind of looked like garbage so instead i decided that i could sell off one-of-a-kind pieces of art that would never justify dedicated builds and so began my promising career in the art World look at that isn’t it wonderful this time lapse was actually for my second map art the first one being here in this screenshot i actually ran an impromptu auction for the first piece which net me a grand total of 10 stacks of dirt very promising and this item was So in demand that the person who lost the bid sent an assassin after me yes who would have thought my fame and talent bringing me to a point where my life is on the line and so i baited my pursuer into the depths of the sewers resisting his attacks and foiling their formations When at last i knew they were in a closed space with only one way in or out i used exactly nine potions of harming two absolutely dunking on them yay me this only confirmed things i knew that i could make something amazing from this map art So i prepared a total of three pieces of art for a formal art auction the pieces being titled uncensored yeet and lastly strength one of which technically counted as contraband but it was okay in the end so on the third floor of the casino i set up an Auction hall good thing i left this space empty and i even recorded the auction session i was muted in a voice chat to hear some reactions but for the most part i won’t include that audio since i did not ask permission to record and i’m not chummy enough to get away Without consent also i did not record myself during uh the art auction and i was saying everything through text so for the sake of the video i will be dubbing over everything that i typed in that night let’s get started we will begin tonight with the headliner uncensored By a local artist i shall now display it the starting bid for this masterpiece is half a diamond do i hear three quarters of a diamond five six of a diamond from doa any takers for a full diamond two diamonds for uncensored do i hear three diamonds three diamonds for rev Four diamonds do i see four four diamonds and elytra any takers for hire six diamonds from chesty topping themselves uncensored for seven eight diamonds for the ten do i hear eleven eleven from rev twelve what the was that a terrorist attack wonderful my local venue is high profile enough For a bombing i will resume the auction since the terrorists have fled 15 from jesse do i hear 16 for the uncensored 16 from rev and the venue is on fire 20 from chesty do i hear 21 uncensored sold to chesty for 20 diamonds up next on tonight’s list of items this piece Is titled yeet a self-portrait [Laughter] bid starts at half a diamond do i hear three quarters of a diamond one diamond block amazing nine diamonds do i hear ten diamonds no takers for ten ten diamonds from dead piece how about eleven anyone pushing to eleven eleven from slacking ye going for eleven do i hear twelve Nobody eating the price to twelve 11 going once 11 for yeet going twice sold eat going to slack king underscore underscore for 11 diamonds you have a diamond last oh the final piece for tonight i am sure will be a sleeper hit the final piece of tonight’s auction is titled Strength i am sure the imagery is very much relatable to the attendees on a deep level oh god strength will be starting at one diamond do i hear anyone for two diamonds two diamonds do i hear for three four ten twelve for strength twenty for strength the strength of this image invoke anyone Else to go higher 23 from rev 27 from desu anyone thrusting the price higher 32 from slack king do i hear the price pounding any higher 33 40 diamonds anyone else wrangling this feller for hire this little guy going for 40 going once non-suggestive little dude going twice sold for 40 diamonds The best 40 dollars that ends tonight’s auction you will never see any of these pieces for sale ever again thank you all for your attendance and supporting our local art scene well we had some bumps along the way but i would say that auction was a massive success and on top of that All the attention that it brought the casino afterwards let me break in a lot of profits and so concludes this story of my life in the art world which may or may not continue in the future thank you for joining me today and i shall see you next time You Video Information
This video, titled ‘LIFE IN THE MINECRAFT ART WORLD! | Hololive Construction’, was uploaded by TmanBagged on 2021-05-29 19:00:09. It has garnered 70 views and 7 likes. The duration of the video is 00:10:53 or 653 seconds.
A local Minecraft entrepreneur builds a collection of fine art pieces, and hosts a high-profile art auction with even higher bids!
This was recorded on the Hololive Construction Minecraft Server! A semi-public Hololive fan server!
it’s not clickbait kinda
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