TNT CANNON CHAOS in Minecraft – LazarBeam

Oh for some reason game audio didn’t work for the first half of the recording so i have decided to do my own minecraft sound effects cluck cluck cluck melons melons melons melons melons this won’t get annoying at all minecraft back again yeah i’m something of a minecraft youtuber myself uh we killed

The enderdragon last episode we are now minecraft expert pro legends the world is free my melons are free to grow to maximum capacities honestly since like the first six episodes was working towards the ender dragon like i kind of do feel free now like it’s a

Sandbox like just take a look at this i’ve changed my base a little bit i’ll explain it all in a second um alex found my horse yeah the pumpkin god himself found my horse by bartholomew uh i thought he died in episode five but no alex found him i’m still going to

Destroy you whack whack whack whack yeah i mean fresher’s horse yes did die last episode i don’t think i showed it but at least we’ve got bartholomew back chicken what do you do i’m having chicken tonight chicken tonight but i’m not actually because i’m a vegan i don’t eat the chicken

I will throw this in the river and it’ll go back to nature i don’t know how that chicken escaped but um yeah i’m i’m making a zoo like i built a chicken zoo clock clock boys what’s up guys i’m a vegan uh we don’t hurt animals

But i will stick them in a cage and look at them and stare at their sad little faces i put the front entrance uh here now with some iron doors um you know everything’s still the same in here this is this is my secret experiment experimentating layer this is where i do

All my secret experiments because i’m like trying to learn how to do lots of cool farms and stuff uh so here’s my automatic fisher i’ve got my fishing rod up there that i use you know this is where i get all my enchanted books and stuff you’ve seen

That but i kind of cleaned it up a little bit and then this voice you know i love my melons and you know on my adventures i get a little bit stinky i’ve uh i’ve made myself a watermelon shower so now i can clean myself with the beautiful scent of watermelons

Not only do i eat them now i will smell like oh yeah shower me with melons you can’t really see it but i’m being showered with melons right now it’s like it’s like standing here and the melons clean you up real good i mean it’s also

Just like a really easy way to get a lot of melons to eat all right i’m nice and clean i smell like melons now it’s like a big automatic redstone melon shower i know i watched like some random tutorial i spent like four hours watching minecraft tutorials and i used that knowledge to

Invent a watermelon shower ah it gets cooler though right so you’re thinking eventually going to run out of watermelons you know but no um this is an automatic melon farm so every time the melon grows up it harvests it and it goes down those hoppers they lead to me melon shell so i’ll

Never run out of melons and even if you do run out of melons you just pop on over here harvest yourself some melons you know and you can uh you can refill your shower now you’ll always smell like the beautiful scent of melon i know join me next week where i make a

Toilet i’m not joking i’m trying to figure out how to make a toilet okay i got some i got something i want to do like we’re gonna we’re gonna do some really cool stuff this episode but like something like see how there’s one melon thing there i kind

Of want to cover the whole thing of melons but i need lever so welcome to my favorite vegan segment uh whacking animals with uh my sword ah ah i’m trying to ride bartholomew what the hell is this this thing’s grabbing onto me what the hell is that i didn’t build

That alex must have built that stop it stop it violence fixes everything all right i’ve got to go do my favorite vegan segment and get some leather i grew up uh i spent a lot of time on a farm as a kid i know exactly how to do this

Ah yeah that’s exactly what my dad used to say when he led him onto the truck to send him to mcdonald’s and we got our first bit of leather i think we only need like nine leather or something yeah i already got three leather this

Will be i’ll be done in no time oh actually i need to kill creepers i need to kill creepers for gunpowder oh i’m a creeper oh man easy claps easy claps all right easy i’m almost dead but that was easy i got 11. that’s almost enough yeah

This is what this is what i needed all that leather for this is what all those cows died for this absolutely worthy cause they all died for such an honorable worthy sacrifice to uh oh i gotta turn that the right way they all died for such a beautiful worthy cause

My uh my melon shower now it looks good oh yeah you know i’m starting to smell after all that cow murder oh yeah shower me shout over yeah it’s looking good that looks like a i’ve never seen a better looking melon shower alright so i want to do something real cool with tnt

Uh i want to make something that like auto drills with tnt it’s sick i need a lot of slime for it which i don’t have any slime uh i’ve got to go kill giant slimes for that i want to go do that apparently they spawn in swamps yeah

There’s a swamp there’s a swamp you don’t want a swamp that’s too hilly though you want like a nice flat swamp yeah this is gonna be the swamp we need there’s gonna be some slime spawn in this place for sure did i just discover a new village while waiting for some slimes

I think we have the what like apparently slimes only come out when there’s a moon i don’t think we got a moon tonight of course the one night i go looking for oh my god this bow is so powerful holy crap i just deleted two creepers i need their gunpowder come here

I gotta make stuff blow up yeah boy yeah while i wait for the slimy boys what do you guys trade you’ve got a mason okay yeah how much weight for an emerald 20 weight all right easy oh she’s right here this is some stoics right here watch these stoics watch these stoics

Hey buddy what’s up thanks for the emerald yeah people ask me like ladies been is it hard being this smart you know what you know what i say to them yes yes it is it is so hard having this huge of a brain imagine being a farmer

Getting all your wheat style and then having to buy it back for emeralds look at all these stoics i got four emeralds you’re so dumb oh look there’s more my stoix levels is just skyrocketing now see this is why i want to build uh my own villager

Uh colony though because i can have a bunch of uh villagers near me that have very favorable trade options and i can play like the villager stock market and get tons of emeralds and you can get actually like some super like super powerful power-ups and stuff look at all my emeralds dude

This is unfair i kind of feel bad for him because he’s kind of so dumb but um you know that’s he’s playing you know that’s that’s that’s the way the game’s played dude bro 14 emeralds oh they’re also a village based on a melon diet

And it’s weird that they can be based on a melon diet but be so stupid uh yes i would like to propose another trade with you my good man don’t worry i won’t rip you off oh now he’s selling for 43. yeah that’s a pretty steep price but

Like considering i got this wheat for free i actually i don’t really mind after 16 emeralds he’s finally stopped accepting my office oh i think that’s what that’s a slime this is our first slime okay i’ve been waiting boy i wonder how many slime slime blops they give me

Wait how powerful ow how powerful is okay i was eating nope oh that’s easy he says as like four more of his babies jump out at me you best give me some good blops of slime you little rats give me good slime blops well they actually give you a lot of

Slime blobs this might not take as long as i thought holy crap and they give you tons of slime blobs this looks like a little baby slime but hopefully it gives me some uh slumbles i don’t care if it’s a baby slime they still as long as you give me slime

Balls oh yeah we live in good 17 this won’t take as long as i thought yes yes this is so good it might only take us like two nights to get this done well this is a big boy too oh okay how many babies you got

I had babies before mate i eat babies look at this baby zombie i’m lagging real hard right now girlfriend’s watching netflix you know what i play minecraft and i’ve got a girlfriend coincidence i don’t think so play minecraft you get a girlfriend and you also get lots of slime balls slap

Them give me those slime balls give them slime balls yes this is everything i’ve ever dreamed of this is everything i’ve ever dreamed of it is like a school excursion of slimes and i’m just slicing through them this is my prize after killing the ender dragon look at that oh it’s so good

Wow holy crap i’m always at 60 already holy crap there is suddenly so many slimes why is there so many well i ended up with uh 84 slime balls and 17 emeralds from that village i think if i’ve done my maths right which is very possible i haven’t i think 84 is heaps

What the hell is that i’ve never seen that before this looks like a giant chest this is something alex has built 100 what’s in it what’s in it okay is it booby trapped what the hell a slime spawn egg a cake a turtle egg what the hell is that doing

I don’t know if this is part of like alex’s weird plans like obviously i can’t use any of this because that’s cheating well like why would alex build a giant chess looking thing and put another chest inside what kind of chest section it’s so deep there’s so many layers it’s

Like an onion you know it’s like an ogre i don’t want none of this contraband that’s illegal that goes against all the minecraft ethic codes that’s illegal right there i’m taking it alex is alex is the weirdest god i have ever seen who who just makes that it just doesn’t

Make sense oh it’s good to be back at the dong yes i love dong still haven’t eaten any of you so i’m still vegan okay we can make nine slime blocks i hope hopefully that’s enough ah guess what the beam forgot the beam forgot he needs coral now you might be thinking what

Could coral and tnt possibly have to do with each other well that’s for dumb dumb scientists to figure out and for you for you to watch and learn i mean i for one have absolutely no idea where coral grows um so that’s a rough start um

Yeah i see a lot of seaweed yeah i’m not seeing the coral i’m i’m not seeing any huh i’m like a dolphin all right let’s keep like it’s got to look the coral has got to look like a different biome so let’s just keep going till we see that What was that no none of this is no no this is okay my brain was not ready for what i just saw this spooky fish god people after me aquaman’s after me i don’t know if like i don’t know if this is going to offend anyone but the entire ocean looks the

Same to me so i’m not really seeing where i’m supposed to find this coral oh my god this is a coral reef it’s so beautiful look at it it’s gorgeous you tell me it drops nothing where’s my coral um so according to wikipedia you can’t harvest coral

Unless you have a silk touch enchanted item why didn’t i read that before crowley needs silk touch pickaxe for that i don’t have one i literally can’t build my tnt without this i’m gonna take down those coordinates and i’ll be back when i can get the silk touch enchantment

I got 53 levels surely if i put enough tools in here i might get like silk touch from one of them bloody hell nick minute oh my god oh my god oh my god i’ve literally enchanted almost all my stuff oh we got a silk touch one oh that’s all we need

It could be a diamond shovel i’m pretty sure i don’t think it matters oh my god oh this is better work it’s better work otherwise that might installing minecraft i’m literally i have tears in my eyes over at some sea plant well i’m gonna

Get a bunch of it just in case i need some extra you know i’m not gonna risk it we have to put a lot of work in to make the the world explode but we’re gonna appreciate it you know we’re going to appreciate it i’m not joking it takes 15

Minutes to get home all right well finally after adventuring to a different climate and getting some sea plants we can build some exploding world bombs you’ll see yeah i’m just going to keep building all the stuff i need to build shouldn’t take long all right where do

We want to have a giant tnt duplicated dropper uh extraordinaire thing i say we put it here now we’ve got to go up a little bit get our slime blocks oh i’m watching a tutorial right now just honestly just sit back and appreciate intelligence like you’ve never seen it took me an

Hour to get that coral that’s all i needed it for that was worth it i think if i put this lever on that that is done destroy all this so there’s no issues i hope you’re ready for perhaps the greatest thing you you’re ever going to say we’re going to perform

One hell of a scientific experiment All right it should be making lots of tnt every time i hit that yeah oh the neighbors are going to hate me yeah every time we whack it just drop some more tnt yes all right if i have done my calculations correctly i have made some changes

I’m acting like i’m the smart one bro i followed a youtube guy oh yeah We ain’t stop until we hit bedrock baby we duplicating tnt we’ve blown up the world we’re going into the earth’s crust oh well okay apparently it sends them off randomly sometimes uh we have to be cautious of that so the idea behind this is yeah it’s like an automatic digger you can uh

Set it up so it like travels around uh we’re not quite a bedrock let’s keep going let’s keep going oh yeah this is worth it after that coral grunt i spent like an hour looking for a sea plant this is absolutely worth it uh so yeah it’s like a relatively simple thing to

Build now i’ve got coral it takes me like maybe five ten minutes to get everything mate we could we could put these anywhere i kind of like i don’t want to die but you’ll go to the asian country bedroom uh i’ve had a slow falling potion i’d go

Down and check it out i’m gonna leave that there for now uh we might take it down next episode rebuild somewhere good night chickens good night don’t worry soon i’ll have a full zoo of animals you won’t be alone i’m gonna chill in here with willy uh

I’m going to bed i wanted to go to like the end cities this episode it ain’t happening because i just got too tired trying to find coral i want to make sure i can keep my energy up so we’ll do that next episode all right belt the like button use code laser in

The minecraft or fortnite item shops both games are great and i will see all you fellas later ready