Toadlet25 – Minecraft Zoo Build – Part 29 – GHOST STORIES

Should we make it andy what kind of alligators are we putting in here i’m looking it up right now womp alligators jungle alligators actually what i’m typing alligator exhibit in i have alligator e the first suggestion is alligator eats girl then alligator eats man then alligator enduro whatever the hell that is

And then alligator eats boy and these things are just ferocious crocodile they’re eating up everything in here hide your wife hide your kids because he’s alligators and then when i type crocodile e it’s woman eats woman then eats no eats man then eats woman wait woman eats a woman luke calm down

You you said it um yeah i think that’s four okay images crocodile exhibit crikey let’s see here huh why you do that oh that one looks nice i’d live there is there is it like savannah ish there’s like forest there’s like trees and stuff and like tank

Oh my god look we have our work it out for us oh gosh okay i lied about that whole concrete thing i don’t know what the i’m talking about what the hell did i see that maybe there was some video on youtube of some guy like wrestling one or something i don’t know

Wrestling an alligator yeah dude we can make that attraction joe alligator we’ll send you in ready to go what are you putting on the ground dirt or um are you putting there what’s that that’s like fake stone i’m just kind of looking we also need to put a place for them to sleep

Like a little hole in the side or something all over the wall hole in the wall hole in the wall the crazy show where you make crazy shapes and then crazy stuff happens and you have to make it through the shapes and you don’t because you’re usually overweight or really

Short because those are the guys people they pick or really uncoordinated yeah i’m talking about the good hole in the wall the one that was on fox not the one on cartoon network yeah the one on cartoon network’s questions sucks dude i was so excited when i saw a hole in the

Wall on netflix and it’s like this isn’t what no no it was terrible no it’s so bad it’s it’s depressing it’s like they get the dumbest people to do it like any normal person probably could have made it through that whole wall and that’s the worst

Because you don’t want you don’t want to see people make it through the hall on the wall and they got like kids and stuff oh oh you know it’s funny when there’s fat people doing it because that’s hilarious it is because they never make it they said that

Really the one really rare occasion where they do and it’s just amazing like they take down half the wall with them but they make it through that’s the most glorious thing to watch ever this makes your day man i could have been on that show you

Know another show i’d like to be on wipeout oh i know joe’s go apply for wipeout i mean it’s like some of those people they don’t even try yeah i know i think what are you doing i you might be a little tired from swimming but there’s 10 the hunt i

Forget how much money is at stake it’s like do you do you not even work out they swim like two feet and they’re already like just dying that’s oh my god like i’m a terrible swimmer should i admit that i have enough swimming capability to get out of a drowning situation that’s about

It but i mean seriously i’d be freaking going nuts yeah i know it’s but ah oh no no no no how did that just happen i don’t know you tell me joe i’m gonna blame you no no it was not me i’m still blaming

You this time it was not me luke at all it’s your fault just take the blame no take the blame luke oh look at all this flint damn it it is technically your fault because you put this path over this flint and this flint is very weak

Therefore the tnt made it go boom here so yeah there we go now it’s your fault you’re very weak and that’s how i do it that’s how i pin it on you i don’t i don’t think i don’t think that works like that joe oh and the people that are on wipeout back

To wipe out they like they look like they’ve never seen the show before yeah it’s like i just uh decided to apply to it because my friend told me to it’s like they get like what it’s it’s hilarious that they don’t see it coming but i mean

If i was there it’s like okay where could something possibly fly out of the wall and smash me in the face you know yes they just run through not expecting anything to happen to them he’s like oh we’re going to make it through but yeah do they start the big balls oh

Of course they do that’s the that’s the staples the whole thing like how do you not make that how do you not so you just gotta yeah it’s like people just freaking go for it’s like take your time a little bit like a big bounce house thing

See one time i just want to see i want to see someone just like every single time just jump right into the water like some guy that’s good at swimming just die i know right that was just applied oh god oh there goes someone’s phone yeah she was my phone

Floor baby floor baby floor baby yeah you’re gonna have to go on the floor to pick it up which makes you a floor drop my phone let me just brawl on the floor yeah exactly like you do that everywhere you go every time i drop something that’s how i pick it up

You just brought yourself on the floor you go you’re in the mall or something drop in the middle like in line oh let me just get this just lay out fantastic is this i don’t even i think it might need to go one deeper no forget it it’s fine alligators can’t

Jump like a lion can joe they have stubby legs they’re kind of flat so it works out they’re stubby look it’s not nice they have feelings too luke yep stubby feelings maybe there’s a way we can like do something along the sides to make it look cooler like with stairs yeah maybe

Cobblestone yeah cobble so it’s not just like the smooth poopy looking thing like how we do with the lions then yeah well lions then it was the first thing we did so or put like um clay what like the safari stuff what color we actually do what are we putting on the

Bottom here are we putting grass actually i haven’t decided yet i’ll see that’s a thing we have to gotta color coordinate these things maybe we can do grass and lake clay mix it up mix it up a little bit a little change up switcheroo if you know what i mean

Let’s just put a balloon but like pulling a bunny out of a hat just to surprise him mm-hmm and should it be like should the whole i’m trying to figure out how we should do this like i pictured in my mind half of it being land half of it being water

But maybe we should put like land along the sides but oh here we go joe you ready no water i’m not don’t say it yet i’m not ready give me a second luke come on god now i’m ready okay an island in the middle water all around the edges luke that’s dumb

That’s not what my brain had in mind oh god i just wrecked my microphone with this ipad is that a let me look at this there is they do like little islands according to this picture according to this picture there’s no little islands this one is just like land with trees on

It dirty land with next to a river this one’s the same look that one actually has a island in the middle of it this one’s indoors ooh that’s a big ass case crocodile farm in nature park what that’s not an alligator that’s like a oh i think it’s eating an alligator oh

That’s a big ass snake christ okay um isn’t it anaconda it might be so yeah we have um i have some kind of plan oh no luke the sun’s going down and we’re in the bottom of this damn hole hold on i’m trying to pick up all this cobble

I don’t want to use this this is so much good so much stupid pink wool i don’t even know where you got pink wool i don’t care to know either i found it oh damn it i just made it out too jack i was making the final jump brilliant i had the song

Screwed up thanks the final countdown the final countdown we already ran into a lot of singing the last session yeah there has been i’m sorry i’m sorry if we offend you offend you in any don’t sue us i’m not worried about them soon yes i’m just worried about the actual creators

Of the song suing us yeah it’s true because we need to watch like basically pitch perfect to their songs exactly youtube would be like you can’t monetize this because you’re the you’re the real guy and it’s not approved i don’t know what i’m talking about i’m just trying to swing at this grasshopper

Well you suck so okay all right so we’re doing island in the middle water everywhere i never signed on to that what do you sign on to i’m going on an adventure bye just leaving me like that no girls allowed i’m coming with you he’s following me isn’t he yeah i am quick

Quick sabotage sabotage no oh ah chase me now chase me now jerk good luck getting around that one hey a dolphin ah i’m being eaten help me look i’m driving hey a fish were you riding the dolphin oh you could you can tame dolphins hardened sand like this stuff looks good

Yeah that’s all i’m saying we use that stuff this end look at this stuff i can just harden sand and then we could throw a couple now should we throw one of these little stubby trees in there yeah i say we make them bigger and beautiful bigger beautifuler

Okay these trees are kind of just so stubborn my inventory is full isn’t it son of a okay get rid of that get rid of this all right so are we doing the island thing or no we might and we might we we might we’ll

See how it looks all right we’ll see how it looks i mean we don’t have a crazy amount of room you can make do you may do can i luke they have stubby left they have eat like a step for us is like 20 for them is that like legitimate measurements yeah

The standard unit of measurement crocodile steps crocodile steps one foot is 20 crocodile steps according to uh aol yeah the standard unit of measurement they should do that i just measure everything in marshmallows or something we should make our own units of measurement there we go crocodile steps lemons the first one

How many lemons are in a foot is that mud i don’t know grab some of it mine much hard to understand wheat grass grass block damp grass ooh i like the sound of that nice and damp oh god i’m oh oh help me luke i’m drowning

Hold on let me let me come save you i know cpr oh oh my god oh my god this this looks like the stuff that was in the toilets all right joe so some lady like some old version of my work was choking and one of the chef just runs out

Screaming i know cpr no cpr and was doing completely wrong think well it’s seeming that someone choking doesn’t need cpu i need the heimlich maneuver and she just came out saying you know cpr i was like wait what that has nothing to do with it did the lady did she die

Oh no she was perfectly fine so she wasn’t really choking no she just she was lying she needed water they like they called 911 and everything and it was like a false alarm wow i hope someone lost their job she just kept eating her food right after too

I’m fine i’m fine oh i just can’t i can’t get enough of this one help i’m choking again it’s just so good luke works at an old person home if you didn’t know yeah so you can imagine that they don’t have the most appetizing food available it’s not bad it’s just not

Good stuff they use to make it he is the cheapest stuff even though they pay like twelve thousand a month out of there yeah jesus they’re rich people the snake has a purple tongue oh it’s a snake oh it’s attacking me good i don’t even care i just picture

You know old person home food they just put everything in a blender no no no dude and it’s just piles of mush they’re is there any other colored stuff that’s what i i just found oh my god luke got another bunny luke i found you oh it’s the hole it’s the hole

The hole no do not do not go into the hole remember what happened last time it was terrifying walk away just get just i’m running terrible stuff happened it’s horrifying um no there’s not another one here is there no i think it was only there

Oh he jumped in it and that was just oh this is this area we don’t like to travel too often just go back because it’s terrifying go back over here joe this is one of the reasons that world hole over there has been there forever and then

This terrain just ends up cutting off and it’s just ocean this is like this is like the kind of area where they go you go to film a horror movie and it’s like they’re filming it kind of like blair witch project and everyone ends up dead at the end

We don’t like to go here you know it’s like the terrain generator oh joe there’s another one another one luke get let’s let’s leave let’s leave i’m done i’m out of here i’m out of here i’m not doing this anymore all right so last time we saw one of

These we’re just wandering around and we decided to jump in we jumped in not the best we were just floating there like going down slowly we was like a whole nother defied physics basically it’s like a black hole in minecraft that’s what it is and the craziest part is what happened afterwards

It was just screwed up the server we came back in uh i was just floating there i saw two of you moving i saw two luke’s did you take a picture of that did i i don’t know if i did i think i remember you took a screenshot of it i can’t remember

Like i couldn’t see joey at all i couldn’t see my clone at all joe was saying that you saw two of me i was like in the barn and my guy was walking right next to joey it was terrifying oh god my health is gone it’s almost as terrifying as horse orgy

But actually it’s more it was oh man it was just and it was like the world didn’t spawn half the world didn’t when i came back half the world was just gone it was nothingness and that’s where luke’s clone was hovering just right oh my god i’m like look you’re stuck what’s

Going on and then i looked all the way at the barn i see him standing over there i’m like holy crap i’m out of here all right i think it’s time to work on that again to be continued probably not i just scared myself thinking about it