TommyInnit & Dream start a Church.

Welcome back to the stream look at us go i’ve got my animal crossing music on tumblr we see it on so is it on the smp these days i think he might actually be oh look at where we are when we logged off now yesterday if you weren’t here uh we

Had a bit of a skirmish if you will a bit of a semi-war uh that’s ultimately going to lead up to the big war isn’t it i mean we can all see it coming i don’t know when the big war’s going to be but i’m sure it will be soon

Hopefully not soon actually it might not but i’m telling you now it’s all gonna lead up to it uh we lost horse champ in the battle yesterday we lost him uh for the greater good but alas alas henry is still alive oh you look you don’t look good i can’t

Give you compliments you’re a [ __ ] weirdo uh we lost a lot of a lot like a lot of loot yesterday like i’d like a like a [ __ ] ton of all my items we still have my knife but like the majority of my good items are gone

But that’s not the plan today to get them back i mean we have tubber for a reason but no no that’s not enough plan today we can we can we’ve got a lot of [ __ ] we’ve got to do that’s one of the things on the agenda now there isn’t anyone on the server

I don’t know why there isn’t anyone on the server did someone really just say language to me no no no no this is not a bad boy halo stream all right you you go pogchamp when i swear all right you don’t go a language jesus christ

Yeah i don’t i think big q’s getting on late at night his time so i think today might be a bit of a quiet day which is fine because i haven’t oh why are people breaking my railway man oh jesus how are you doing tommy

Can’t wait i was in the stream also the video thank you hate oh i appreciate that i’m glad you enjoyed the video am i nice oh we’re getting we’re having a right what the [ __ ] what the hell why did what the hell why did they like quadruple in ender chests what is that

I can hear a zombie i’m not a fan oh hello what is this oh i know what that is that’s the um the old thingy room isn’t it you know i’m on about the old dream room why are there so many ender chests all right well let’s you know what we

Always do at the start of every stream we have to have a little scout about see what’s changed repair knife oh jeez oh geez oh my god oh we’re almost out of iron luckily we have an unlimited iron farm over here oh my god we almost could have lost that knife then

What’s changed on a server has anything happened chat it’s a grinding stream it’s actually not Bro i just said actually i’m smarter than you guys i said actually to you you have a iron i know i need to make an anvil you lost your stuff yeah yeah i know i know but that’s actually not what’s most you’re gonna see what’s most important in a minute friends

Because we do have a plan yoshi jesus yoshi what’s wrong with me thank you for the prime we’ve got [ __ ] to do all right we’ve got real [ __ ] to do now this iron that i just got we’re gonna make us an anvil because i’m not Okay here we stop stealing no no i don’t see enough gain and not stealing than stealing sorry i mean let’s just be honest challenge i mean let’s be real so all right let’s just catch everyone up on the events of yesterday dude okay i’m gonna whitelist the word language there is no way

My chat is telling me off the swearing that’s just not happening that i’m not i’m this is not becoming a thing that happens i i want pog champs christ oh my god what is wrong with you so if you weren’t here yesterday um there was a bit of a war that

Happened right now okay i what i imagine is going to happen now here’s my plan is that we’re going to have a lot of like medium wars that are all gonna ramp up to the finale right and i don’t know when that will be i i hopefully i’d imagine it will be

Longer than closer because we’ve got to do a lot of preparations but you know you will know the next war will probably be the war the war to end all wars of the dream smp will be that will be the last war and i imagine we’ve got a lot of a lot of

Skirmishes until then all right chat and yesterday i would say was one of the great skirmishes we’ll have i wonder if someone’s making a wiki for this i’d like to read if so i actually i was on snp earth and i spent a lot of time in school reading that wiki

I did start the war a little bit but i need i mean i need to get my diss back at some point tommy it’s coco hello again coco i love the little dance you do before every stream it’s so fun thanks coco over the 10 pounds dude no yay yay turbo’s oh slash

Oh yeah i know it’s all right so that’s fine he actually can’t stream for like a week so i take pity on him but now we lost a lot of [ __ ] yesterday it’s not the end of the world because at the end of the day that’s

Skirmish you wanna know what we got out of that we got this bad boy dreams leather and we got a sword his sword isn’t in my ender chest yet but we have it we might want to transport it from his chest to my to my ender chest today

But i don’t know if dream’s going to be logging on and that’s quite risky to do um but but but we’ve got a skirmish we’ve had a war all right let’s be honest we’ve had a war we’ve been in we’ve been in the wars and that’s not good do you want to know

What that means do you want to know what me what what happens when maroon was go what what tommy in it what happens when you’re in wars i’m going to remove this song from the playlist because it’s not it really doesn’t hit very hard all right right away

What it means is that we’re not making any money anymore lumamberg itself is getting poorer now luckily luckily i kind of kept he’s just gonna okay was okay luckily we kept the war away from the mamburg yesterday this song sucks sorry i’m trying to get the right song

This is a good one we got the war away from the member but here’s the problem there aren’t very many people on the server i know and the member ain’t making much money and as the vice president i feel like it’s my duty not just to make myself money

It’s making the man bug money all right and we’ve had a war luckily he’s right he’s right we need cash money good work turbo now luckily after what would do my alexa breathing piss it’s like he keeps flashing yellow in it so i don’t know why We’re going to vc with a wilbran and tubo in a minute i just sorry someone said wilbur and shannon i read it i just i need to get on my plan because tuba’s very good at throwing me off track so i need to make sure i’ve

Started the plan before i get a call with him or else i’ll rush i’m not getting anything done today here’s the thing war means everyone’s got a bit weaker luckily we didn’t screw over wilbur yesterday when he said he said what was he said don’t go and [ __ ] you know stab [ __ ]

And i didn’t well i didn’t lose anything except all of those things uh it was fine it was good but what i thought today two about go general two is that we’ve gotta make some money because wilbur might be a bit pissed pissed pissed off with us And now i had a plan on how we can make la manberg and me some money hey toby money that’s what we’re doing today yeah yeah you’re not gonna trying to out money me there i saw you you let me have the last money hey but for some reason

My [ __ ] chat has started going language whenever i swear and it’s really making me hungry no but i’m [ __ ] uh you really really you can you can’t swear on command no no no i had to be ready yeah that’s what on command okay what i’m thinking so i had an idea

For how we can make some money kill that skeleton for me would you because uh i have no things i didn’t i didn’t work you know it has no uh bones yeah so poisons are very yeah has no organs turbo it’s a skeleton poison’s not gonna no no all right how

Do i whitelist a word i’m banning language uh your mods can do it they know how to do that thanks mods i only want pogchamps we’re not pogging through the pain yeah i had an idea for how we can make some money do share oh look at me you just running that way

Because one of the things i’ve noticed about this about this server is that there are a lot of people coming and going i’m pretty sure technoblade got whitelisted the other night i’m not sure if i’m allowed to say that but i think he did but here’s the thing here’s the thing

It’s a lot of tourists even the people of la mambo you like you like going tourist touristing in your own city you know wilbur lives in brighton but we still went down the arcade we still went to tourist locations all right isn’t that like recreation yeah yeah yeah and i was thinking yeah

We could make a little tourism have you ever been to london tomorrow uh yeah i would right okay you know i went to brighton with wilbur and do you want to know where me me and phil and wilbur met up in brighton the beach yeah yeah yeah but there was this massive

Massive pillar that went all the way to the sky and you go and you slowly go let me let me google it let me google it oh i know what you do is it the one where you strap it and it goes up and then it drops you and no no brighton

Pier um long pole tout pole yeah can you poison chickens this this this this this look at this isn’t it yeah yeah right yeah what what me and wilbur i said phil where are we meeting at the start of everything wait wait one second what’s up your

House it does it’s done it’s swim tips i just why i love the server dude thank you for the ten pounds phil said when we meeting he said we’re gonna meet here and i sat there right there right there with my dad on that beach but this thing what it essentially is

It’s like the london eye in america and it just goes slowly up and slowly down and people are in america i love that [ __ ] the london eyes in london you just let a creeper blow up sorry what the [ __ ] what the hell what the hell what

Why would you just poison us how was that the right thing to do after that sorry wrong post should i have it wait wait i have a better one i have a better one where are you okay okay okay okay okay what are we doing

Wait oh wait you can’t see me um wilbur just uploaded what did he upload was it a video with me in if not i do not care actually i’ll just check what did he upload oh what the hell what the hell what the hell What what the hell what is up what the hell i said is it a video with me and if not i don’t care and then i go on youtube and i’m in the title wait wait wait it’s me the dirty crime boy let’s do some minecraft book with

Jay schlatt he doesn’t actually know i’m in here by the way so that’s this is my video wilbur because i’m oh this is gonna get my vlog so many views yeah i’m like georgia not found but better hey guys can’t my gun i’m not sure i’m allowed to shout in here

But i’m gonna do it anyway yeah hey hey i’m getting my pinned commenter though i’ve got a gun oh hey what the [ __ ] what hey i destroyed tommy and it’s toys why would he call it that why it’s like he’s trying to make me out look like he’s some [ __ ] child it

Makes me sound like a child tomorrow i’m not sure i was literally praising him right oh man tell me it met wilbur’s certain real okay so by the way just if anyone doesn’t know i actually told wilbur to do this after we saw a dream doing it um

Dream told us to do this basically on youtube you write these just completely [ __ ] descriptions and you write them okay okay so on youtube on youtube you’re not allowed to spam tags in descriptions it’s wrong so you can’t just write tags and then put a load of them you get you get like

Kicked off youtube they they properly kick off what the i’ll see you i’m just going to a place where kind of sounds like they properly kick off if you do that just youtube but but if you write like these [ __ ] sentences then it’s allowed so dream for example writes in every video

Not minecraft wait let me let me read it not minecraft but water rises or minecraft but lava rises or any other butt challenge like that this is a speed run and it’s just absolute [ __ ] but it helps it helps it help and wilbur wrote it about me and i i

Want to uh i want to read it i want to read it tommy and i met wilbur in real life calling himself the best vlogger when visiting wilbur in brighton tommy and he got the key to his office and started streaming from there when i finally kicked him out tommy left his vlog

His toy vlog on the table this is the story of how wilbur got possession of it and smashed it leaving tommy no choice but to do better in the next mcc minecraft championship and then and then because because i decided to always put the words pog champ at the

End of mine because i find it funny now wilbur’s put the words pogchamp because that’s what i did at the description of my vlog yeah [Applause] how do you um can i mod you in my chat if you’ll get rid of the word language for me

All right there you go yeah there you go you’ve got my like will but i’m gonna i’m gonna have to watch this later but anyway anyway jesus christ sidetracked much see that i said sidetrack much like an american so when i met wilbur in my vlog

In real life smash tommy and his toys we met up about here all right literally at this poll i i fit will walked down here and we met literally here and we had dinner uh we had breakfast in there but this thing is very much like the london

Eye all right and it’s it’s a tourist attraction because what people liked about is [ __ ] things where you go really tall and go you with me to be honest i went on the london eye once and oh my god i could see like above the clouds and i’m like it’s crazy it’s crazy

And what do you think crazy it is it is and what i’m thinking is what if we added this this poll here that they have in brighton where i met wilbur into the dream smp and make people pay to go up it that’d be a good source of money

That would be a good source of money and what we need right now after our war after our [ __ ] friends it’s a good source of money what do we think dude we’re gonna build like a fat towel we’re gonna build a town we’re gonna build a

A a tower of business that people go up to tourists i’m not very good my words today what do you think chat viewers pog champ yeah no he doesn’t you know i’ve gotta say it okay you do it just doesn’t really translate that’s the brighton tower yeah we didn’t we were gonna go

Up it but we were low on time i’ve been around the london eye before so have i did i tell you my story i went on the london i could see like above the clouds yeah yeah you said that minutes ago actually like almost seconds ago you said that story yeah

Well i’ve made a fool of myself tommy yeah yeah yeah yeah i’m binging your stuff thank you severe table for the three pounds i’m for pinching the stuff so what i’m thinking we do today for a moment hello What i’m thinking we can do today should be gone now by the way thanks thanks it’s fine it’s fine i mean we just pocketed the pain anyway it’s on the dream smp right in the middle like about here we make a huge tower and we make people

Pay up it and then they go up there on top of the community house no no we can’t no oh okay Sorry i i’ve swallowed some water down the wrong pipe Wait what that’s an expression swallowed it down the lawn why is your ping so poor you already know why shut up look at those pog champs can we get a pog champ in the chat now i know what you’re thinking a tower how original i know how you because someone just said

That exactly but but but if we make a tower and then pay people to go up it with an admissions desk and say we pay them yeah yeah no no no they pay us that’s what you just said yeah they pay us to go up our tower yeah but

Yeah because that’s how the economy works from doing what he did to your partner oh well then we just sue him because turbo oh my god i need you to i need you to get off that invis potion i i need you to go drink some of henry’s

Milk and then i need you to have some cookies big lore what the [ __ ] does that even mean right you have you have your cookies don’t you when yeah yeah when you when you become big lost i tell you that i accidentally ordered like 24 subway cookies because i ordered

Up and i ordered up like the um the orange tropicana drinks and they’re like no we’re out of tropicana and i’m like and then he said like instead and i’m like yes and then i got 24 cookies from subway yeah okay so what we’ve gotta do now

Is i’m gonna i’m gonna find us a plot to make a tower what i need from you because let’s be honest we’ve lost all of our resources but we could probably buy some of them back with that all right can you i’m gonna go definitely for just a minute i need you

To go and get yourself some milk come back with with some we’re gonna make it hmm all right let let me have a think one minute now where chat is the is the place that people want a place where people can see all of the because the more they can see the better

All right when it comes to to a tower because what you want to see is that the more you can because ultimately people are going up it for the you know the view where is it people can see okay so what the what are the main attractions le mann berg

You want to see la manburg probably this bit here eric’s castle so i’m thinking moreover that direction we can’t make it on top of anyone else’s [ __ ] either but this should be a big a big money maker i’m thinking what do you think like about

Can you see the man berg from here i bet you could when you’re that high in the sky and you could probably i reckon here what this hill this club here what do we think about here for the tower hey turbo’s old house no no that’s protected by history yeah tower clump hog All right turbo yeah i figured out the perfect location for our tower i’m excited we’ve got to make it quickly because technically between us we should build it right outside sapnap’s house yeah i’ve already picked that i’ve told you i picked the location oh oh okay where are where is it then

Right outside samnap’s house pug picao thank you for the prime purple plasma think of the prime now what i’m thinking there’s actually a leman burger wiki listen listen listen now we’ve got a tower clump i want to make this le basically let’s remake this the bra is this called the brighton tower

The tall tower it is called the brighton tower all right holy [ __ ] it looks like a weird little alien pod we’ve got to make this but but but you see how here it kind of like goes up and down it we’re just going to make it so

It has a top and then a bomb so what what my what my plan is all right let me let me let me get up a little a dog for you all right a top down doc all right all right all right imagine picture this all right some

Animation for you all here all right all right sadist anyone can do it so what i’m making an animated joke about you you wouldn’t understand you’re not cultured enough so what i’m what i’m suggesting so so this is sound ups house all right you go up up to the hill and then here’s

The hill now you go in in and then all right let’s make a new let’s make okay so you go in and then here here there be a little admissions desk where you’d have to pay let’s say let’s say a thousand diamonds five diamonds jesus man did you wrap your own ass

Aren’t you a thousand diamonds you pay five diamonds to go in there right then you go in you go you go around oh no i don’t want it to be blue no let’s do red for them you go round and then you go up a water shoot all right can i do the

The paint tool yeah yeah you go up a water shoe and there’s a little uh little magma block at the bottom you go up there and then how do i how do you what i scroll up all right let’s just imagine this is this is up there

Then up there you go so that’s the measure this comes out down here you go and then there’s this lovely big glass top tower and you stand and you look at it and you go wow and when you’re ready you go And then that comes down here i’ve got no idea what you’re doing i just hear you let’s zoom back in let’s just see this is art it’s called you better not quite retweet this I you go back here you go back here and you go out you go out you out this way look at that and the people do you know how much money they’ll pay to go up here extra so much why would you say extra’s not a measurement about are you

X extra what kind of a measure look at this now if this isn’t clear i don’t know what it is Okay i’m not gonna lie i don’t understand the blueprints yeah no that’s fine you wouldn’t you’re not you’re like the heist all over again you’re not clever enough i will focus to be clever so we’ll go in you’ll pay and then you’ll go whoop and then you’ll be in a lovely glass building

Now the question we’ve got to make it look like the brighton tower look how [ __ ] modern this thing looks dude holy [ __ ] but i think i say i say what what’s the real i say hello tommy how are you feeling oh they’re talking at me oh wait isn’t that sorry it’s a thirty

Pound [ __ ] cut for the thirty pounds oh it’s totally fine hey thank you so much for being here i’m for the 30 pounds and i’m sorry for shouting at you now clay looks too modern what i say come and meet about come with me i have the perfect blocking

Mind no no you idiot you idiot i have the perfect block i know my let’s sprint let’s [ __ ] sprint oh i know i know i’m feeling i’m feeling i’m feeling ready oh do i have the perfect block oh do i have the po actually we’re on

The path now we didn’t spin on the path that’s just disrespectful that’s just disrespectful with the to jason don’t you know we hit one million subscribers today hey what is wrong with you what spinning on the path no i have speed too see you’ve done drugs have you On the path now [ __ ] how much damage does this do punch me oh the bow’s not transfer strength no i don’t think so no oh my okay please please strong fist strong how much money how much money did my how much power how much damage did my

Fist do uh i’m on two and a half hearts and i was on full from one oh wow you gave me strength too holy [ __ ] guys don’t mess with me or else i will beat you up also if you could prime soap though whoa have you clearly subscribed i’m

Prime build a gift shop inside good idea good idea back to the blueprints back to the blueprints yeah merchandise all right we need a brand we need a brand youtuber like you i’ve actually never sold merchandise i think i might you really use the opportunity to plug huh that wasn’t plugging

How was that plugging just saying i’m just saying you didn’t you talked about your own merchandise now everyone’s going to go yes yes now look up oh okay i heard your dad good i’m glad you did Let’s reposition this a little bit yeah yes merch store free money oh my god i’m gonna sell merch at the exit so you have to go through it oh my god that’s a whoever just said that i owe you a million dollars that’s not true at all actually okay

Merch store actually we’ll relocate this enjoy your streams thank you coco so much it’s great having a streamer that’s really close to me in a it’s because i’m relatable thank you for bullying me just remember i’m always technically older than you because i’m smart love you from coco

Oh you’re very welcome coco thank you thank you but look at this look at this thank you though very much i appreciate you being in the streams look at this look at this you can always land yeah yeah and if we ever need to loiter money we can do it for our tower

Look it’ll go up through here we’ll actually have this bit there oh two ways not gonna be here to hear the perfect block i know what are you ready to see the perfect block chat are you ready i’m stood on it smooth stone it’s not too intimidating that it’s

Modern you know it’s still got the cobblestone factors but but holy [ __ ] but holy [ __ ] does it look good uh oh wilbur hello hello hello tommy what’s up will uh have you watched the new video uh i’m a little bit of it yeah why yeah everyone in the comments is saying it’s

Bugging out but i’m not at home so i i don’t know what’s gone wrong with it and you just quickly scan through it and see what bit bugs out and tell me if it’s catastrophic or not so i can delete the video on yeah i’m live right now by the way oh

Are you yeah oh so people can hear this can you tell me when you’re live before oh sorry sorry will it’s all right i’ll call someone else thanks tommy oh no no no no it looks fine i know i was on it for a bit earlier on

Stream oh you can open it on stream again i just need you to quickly check yeah yeah i’m scanning through it right now but i would never if you ever need my request no no no it’s my pleasure okay i was actually on it earlier on stream

Hey we’re building the brighton tower in the mannburg oh it seems okay okay um oh yeah okay the only bug is that at the 150 mark do that to us today you you accidentally the subscribe thing just plays again the audio and visuals but you can still

Hear it in the background as well yeah so it doesn’t really you just have you’ve overlaid it by accident and it just how long is it how long is it like 20 seconds it’s not gonna and in one minute 40 it just plays again okay i’ll go and look at one minute is

It catastrophic youtube editor could fix it or what uh youtube editors can fix it but it takes away from the main content as well it’s not the end of the world it’s like you’re not gonna lose a lot because it’s one minute forty but it’s a bit alright annoying okay bye

God we’ve got to help him out man i mean the video’s got me in the title hi again tommy if you want a semi-modern looking block i’d suggest stone bricks there are lots of different like cracked stone bricks and mossy stone bricks you’re talking about you’re building from looking flat

Why is everyone wait why is the chat ah chat you’ve got to help him out you’ve got to help him out it’s youtube jesus jesus you will make me sick you should be dropping more pog champs christ anyway where’s turbo gone Look how modern this [ __ ] looks alright and i genuinely think oh my god this is like this is what happens when turbo isn’t streaming isn’t it i get all the r’s oh i hate ours so much man i’d rather i’d rather have so many more pog jumps

Thank you for the 10 pounds by the way suggest stone bricks see what i’m thinking is no no no don’t look how modern what the [ __ ] look how modern this block looks i hope wilbur’s video is all right look at it that looks like that it’s not too intimidating like quartz

But it’s still modern enough that people want to go on it do we agree all right it’s not like concrete or quartz Stone the annoying thing is the very very annoying thing is um i had a really easy silk touch pickaxe hi tommy lolly dk what he jose i’m nervous i know what to say i’m nervous hello julia thank you for the ten pounds dude texas speech there’s been so many

Today thank you but also oh my god it keeps catching me off guard that’s what we’re gonna make out of clay blocks the block of men and women because i’m not sexist they’re just the block the block of the really took myself in a rabbit hole here huh so i’m thinking we do Now is it worth getting a silk touch pickaxe or is it worth just going and just mining a shitload anyway maybe i could negotiate my pickaxe back from dream really quick Dream no that’s quirky dream can i have my pickaxe back pretty please oh look there’s mcq just as i was talking about him sorry vic you i was about to dm dream accidentally dm’d you Uh somebody i can’t check instagram dms thank you for the two pounds um horse jam’s been reincarnated on my realm glad thank you for the one pound um does this make a merch lottery too maybe yeah big q i don’t really know what happened to your um home It doesn’t it looks worse turbo hello the block by the way yeah the block is stone this smooth stone that’s the block we’re making out off this is the best block in minecraft that is one of the best blocks and it because because i was explaining to the chat

It’s not too modern that it’s intimidating yeah but pardon hop on the block why i can’t see it as well yeah you can i can see it from the corner sometimes it feels like you just you just tell me to do things just because you want to try and push me around

What i don’t know i want to stand here thank you very much i will not be hopping on look look it’s not hopping on because i why do you just pick a point and just decide oh my god man you just you you do this

You just pick a point and you’re like no no this is my point for today no matter what happens i’m going to keep all right so it doesn’t doesn’t this doesn’t this look yes Doesn’t this look modern whilst not being too modern right look at it yeah yeah nice so what we’re gonna do is make the tower out of this and then the top out of glass my question for you okay i need to get my silk touch pickaxe

Back from dream okay well where is let’s go to his house are we gonna have to fight him oh i swear we better [ __ ] not we could just what if we just we’re in and out we’re sliding like a stick of butter yeah a message dream can you be seen he

Says i’m in bed bed dream nightmare predict prime holy [ __ ] he says i can get out of bed if you want me on the server how much do i want my pickaxe back how much of a dick am i feeling like say well i’m gonna make dream get out of bed that

Is ironic because of his name i think now turbo we need to get us a better pickaxe because we need to go mine a [ __ ] ton of stone because we’re gonna need a lot of these blocks yeah we’re gonna need a lot of stone blocks dream has literally nothing And i did have a really i had like an efficiency for silk touch pickaxe yeah same i had efficiency yeah yeah now we both don’t because um because we decide to go into war quite often why don’t we just not do that yeah yeah why don’t we just let the

Server die is what you’re saying isn’t it i thought the server dies when i’m not on no i just tell you that oh what so i keep playing so the server doesn’t die yeah well i’m going to mine stone right now but we’re going to

Oh my god i read this sign and i thought it said sex and dreams but it says sap and dreams i was oh my god i was like what is this i was i was shocked you were jesus i mean i mean after a sight like that what can you do

God i feel i’m feeling some blood out of my eyes actually oh what the [ __ ] not that much what sorry just go to a doctor you see the word sex in your eyes just start bleeding ah [ __ ] and i lost my good shovel well you should you should ask her if

Her eyes bleed often Don’t ask him oh he is no longer in bed he is not i may drink out of bed and this happened You go to my house yeah okay i’ll stay inside you can join cole sleep sleepy dream maybe we can scam him whilst he’s sleepy we can go dream a dream this is just a dream we should go we should go dream you’re dreaming right now oh dream

A dream wait would it be funny if we actually asked dream you are a sleep dream give me give me my pickaxe back dream this is all a dream dream dream dream look dream in your dream you just hit 10 million subscribers check your dream social blade also give me your pickaxe now

My pickaxe hey you have my pickaxe from yesterday that one yes i need it back this is between but you know what dream dream between us between us we’ll make it do you want to hear what we’re doing we’re making a [ __ ] we’re making a tourist building

In dream smp for you this will be good for yourself yeah we’re making the brighton tower in minecraft i’ll send you an image of it i’ll send it i put it in general we’re making that i actually met that with wilbur we’re gonna remake it but uh so and then

We’re gonna make people come and we’re gonna have a merch store yeah but but here’s the thing in order to do it we need to mine cobble so would you mind lending us a pickaxe big man can we have a come on come on be a big man be a big

Man what do i what do i get in return this is good for your servant all right you said i need the talking he’s a [ __ ] sleep you know don’t never deal with an asleep man turbo jesus uh hey dream now listen to me big man if

You uh if you hand me that pic this will be well good for your server think of how much traction this will bring from members of le mansburg are you charging people yes yes yes can i get free entry forever okay i can yes it is a pleasure dealing but how was it

In bed were you were you on twitter what were you were you on reddit i bet it was on reddit i bet it was on reddit he does look like he looks like a redditor i i do use reddit we were right we were right how what what what’s your favorite

Sub i bet it’s i bet it’s awesome his favorite stuff is his own stuff his favorite reddit is his own ready stream of course your own reddit is your own running that’s just such a you thing to say you know wait do you have a couple hours like a tub

Dream dream if i if i give you four irons can i have mod in your subreddit thank you dream please please i need this i need this oh what do you want for iron for modern your subreddit i don’t know how to use credit your favorite reddit’s is your favorite reddit your own

Subreddit yeah probably have you seen r i bleach that’s one of my favorite ones it’s where if you see something bad you go on our slash i breach and it’s just a bunch of stuff and i’m like there you go there you go anyway hey hey can i um

You slash tommy in it on reddit please please buy me some reddit gold whilst you’re there well i’m not doing that i’m not giving you my reddit gold for the kind gold stranger how do i make your mind let’s see go on ready to dream and i will also be a regular no

Oh my god wait let me let me accept this [ __ ] on stream wait how do i see i’m not i’m not too familiar with the reddit I’m on it oh the [ __ ] You’ve been invited to become a moderator of our slash dream to accept visit the moderator page oh my god this is a life-changing dave clip this clip this clip this what is a reddit motherboard what just became a mod i read it mod i’m gonna ban everyone now turbo let’s go let’s go

Wait have you read this i just found this read it explanation oh yeah this is when dream is trying to convince jack manifold to join wait did you write the way dream did you write this it literally says signed by dream on it to vote

Oh okay well it had jack’s name in it so i thought yeah he has it he has a name no he didn’t write this yeah oh that was jack’s explanation to me oh big q messaged what’s the plan tommy oh i want big q on all times can you get out my chest

Kind stranger only for reddit gold hey turbo tell tell dream about um your school’s reddit program basically there was this thing uh because the only website that wasn’t blocked at my school was read it people used to do this thing where they would um like the school kids they would um

So let’s say you wanted something from the canteen and but you didn’t have money on your thumb because all the money was done with biometrics uh you would buy someone reddit gold for them to buy you something supposed to school use reddit gold as it could to my school was a redditor

I love reddit i love i love going on so why why why why are you doing this why are you doing this no creepers will spawn in here now though yeah oh actually oh good thing hey do you wanna since this is actually gonna be good for your business you wanna help us

I mean this will be good for the dream smp we just need to mind stuff we’re getting lots of this stone block here unless you have spare scope come on get a stone in there well i’ll just watch okay i yeah i might have i might have some spares done i can look

How was it in what were you up to in bed dream were you on reddit or whatever dreaming yeah literally were you dreaming dream creation were you dreaming guys guys twitch prime if you found that one funny please hey tubo can you go get me some torches please how was it what um

I actually can’t yet what so were you dreaming i had just gotten into bed so i wasn’t like oh wait so you haven’t gone to sleep yet no i have yeah i have a lot of stone oh sick ready yeah give it to me i actually don’t know how i think

Someone put this here oh oh oh pog wow dream you truly are dreamy hey tobo hey turbo thank god this guy isn’t being a nightmare again i might need to go to sleep after this stream this stream is like a dream stream can i sing no okay The best i could do someone said no i found future diamonds oh yeah no that’s jack manifold’s promise to me was it dream so you’re a redditer huh uh not really i’ve used read it sometimes mostly on my reddit though or oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] oh wait i did off

Yeah yeah you have to smelt them tommy you don’t know i’m an idiot but i’m an idiot all right well look look i have something down you guys need to pay me you need to pay me for this yeah but this is actually good for your business diamonds

Future diamonds yeah no do you want you know what jack said to me listen listen listen if you compress these really hard right if you compress these loads they’ll turn into diamonds with molecular energy trust me trust me all right listen to me if either one of

You guesses the exact number of stacks of stone smooth stone that i have i will give it to you all right seven no 12 no neither of you are right so you don’t get it all right just take a puff of fish and give me a stack okay one second

Okay listen to me we’re making we’re making the brightest shower in the dream snp my dream dream dream dream dream i’ll give you two gold i kind of want to keep him though why don’t why can’t you just be a good person man just [ __ ] oh hello yo wait oh uh

Guys help that was good i was fine with him living yeah i actually i i didn’t really want to wait we need stone come back here for a second i have like about you’re going to come in here turbo and you dream do you not read the sign can you not read

I relate you don’t have to listen to him okay why are you talking to me All right all right wait let me play able sisters wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait let me play abel’s sister’s big lord it’s not going to be funny unless able sisters is playing can you go kill that zombie as well it’s nothing is funny unless able sisters is playing tomorrow that’s

One rule of thumb for youtube why is that zombie yet man jesus he’s [ __ ] brewing where are you dream where have you gone oh you’re in the ball he’s in the walls again oh my god i killed the zombie for you classic dream indie wolves all right i’m ready for you

Thank me thank you mr reddit jesus big law big big turbo’s gone on me his [ __ ] mum would have came in dream please just hand me that all right tommy give me something valuable and i will why do you always make it about a trade man i have

Nine stacks of stone nine hey hey say six at the beginning you get some problems after that six nine oh put that on reddit hey any redditors sorry uh dream i’ll give you uh these diamond boots for eight stacks one stack Just we’ll go out of time i’m enjoying it i’m literally doing this for the good dream smp and le mans why are you making this a thing this doesn’t have to be a thing yeah i don’t want it to be stone bricks i want it to be exact smooth stone

Exactly oh my god you’re actually a [ __ ] psychological [ __ ] you know that i’m back i’m back sorry i lied way too hard and just shout myself right [ __ ] happens literally big lawyer can you just can you big lord just tell him dream dream i’ll give you three diamonds for the nine stacks

That’s not worth it wait so a puffer fish is equal value to a stack yes yes eight puffer fish eight stacks please good day what the [ __ ] i have one more sack if you want it okay yeah i’ll give you i’ll give you a diamond for it two diamonds okay there you go

It was it’s not even a full stack you get scammed but still it’s a little bit oh you you go tommy you’re really not very good at this law stuff are you what world is okay okay fine fine please please all right now tubber we need to smell this into smooth stone

Gravel again that’s literally just a word What else what were you up to then whilst you were laying in bedroom nothing i literally laid in bed i got on my phone and i was gonna check discord and i saw you message me and i was like what does this idiot want and you didn’t really think that that is

My reaction you know it’s not about you didn’t really think i was an idiot oh i kind of why why well it speaks for itself it speaks for itself i have a name [ __ ] oh my god like eight in english i got nine i got an a

Star star you idiot you idiot you idiot i mean that’s not what it’s called anymore it is it’s got a nine aka a star star That’s true yeah Do you like the signs i put on the pole i was like yeah you just called it a pole that’s actually the that wasn’t gonna be the monument to my fallen horse but instead you just put the word pole on it well now your horse may be a pole What is this oh who built this this is big mansion yeah on top of your house what this is on top of your house someone else has done this i know jack manifold’s making tesco anyway come with me dreaming turbo basically dream we’re gonna make it so

This is primarily so the man bird can make money and i have a pearl as well thanks yeah so this is primarily so amber can make money so basically look at us having peace times again this is like the first day actually no we were actually enemies on the first

Day the server is about that it’s like the third day it’s like the third day yeah it’s like the first day that tubbo was here yeah yeah what what day was that oh like the sixties hit you know what you know what you know what we should do as a server we should

Just have a week where we just don’t kill anything yeah no like no yeah well you want only players you want to have a week where all of us all of our view counts split no no no no that’s what that’s what you’re asking for no no i just

You basically you’re saying you don’t want me to stream for a week what why do you have to kill stuff just because it’s funny why are those sheep blue um because of what they didn’t dream what i don’t know you kind of won that argument just by going what listen what i’m

Thinking we do is we’re going to make it here and we’re going to make it go we’re going to have them i actually want to see the blueprints yeah i can’t share these with anyone have you got my stream up yeah all right let me show you yeah yeah it’s

Going to be a very very narrow one it’s pretty good it’s pretty good wait it’s gonna be five diamonds maybe-ish and then they go up and then they’re on the top they go up through the water thing and then they they do drawing they do drawing they draw

No they don’t do drawing no they why do you always make your prices so like i think one diamond would be fair because then they could go like they could they would go more than five times and then you’d get more than five dimes why don’t we just do you know

A couple iron we need iron that’s money what the [ __ ] what okay but you have to realize like you have to make the price something people want you gotta shovel okay without thinking it’s a joke no but i have can i just borrow it for a minute i don’t have a show

Do you have a shovel today i have future diamonds you can use them to craft a shovel yeah that’s coal it’s it’s called future done i guess we’re gonna be working with a stone shovel then fellas considering how how powerful all of us are we really shouldn’t be having to

Work with a stone shovel right anyway dream dream here’s the plan i’m gonna make the watermarks here excuse me excuse me out in the way so so they come in here they come in and turbo’s at reception going hello what do you want what do you want

And then they go one diamond yeah yeah they go one diamond and then we just we’ll just make the blueprints and then and then and then they go okay one diamond coming up and then and then they go here they let through these gates here they go to the left

They go oh my god why are you going i just punched him once and he just [ __ ] and then then they go all the way up there and then they go to the very top of the tower then they can walk around the top of the tower and then they come down here

And go and then when they’re down here they come down they come down into here we’re not going to need to it’s [ __ ] dreamy now what what george not found is going to come in and stab me up is he christ i’m not scared of him i mean and

Then and then he comes down here they’re in the merch shop here so here’s the merch shop that this is the forced merch shop that they have to be in this actually will be made out of wood planks not this block don’t they do that yeah yeah yeah

And then and then and then the ride would go oh my gosh don’t just let me talk wait that’s smart that’s a great idea i didn’t dream oh my god what this was my idea it’s already on my blueprints no what yeah and then i said and then someone in

Chat said okay it was actually someone oh my god you’re just stealing my idea and then oh this is but see i’m gonna go on reddit if you make me keep raging and then they leave it is smart turbo but it’s just you’re just repeating so why are you poisoning yourself

I don’t have much food dude wait dreams i can have no i only eat puffer fish anyway well i’m thinking we do now nobody to be fair i needed that gap more than you did i yes yeah i mean i mean at the end of the day i kind of i needed that

I mean at the end of the day these trees that you need to be cleared oh thanks you really are you really are a savior has anyone ever told you that thank you you remind me of jesus really no not really that’s what i mean you’re right i’m no dream no you’re

Right no turbo we’re being mean dream you remind me of jesus christ jesus the book the bible you’re a sorry dream sorry sorry for insulting you dream oh my god christ oh jesus christ does that have him like what just say dream don’t say jesus christ

I just said i said you remind me of jesus christ not and then you went that’s rude so now i have to call you now i have to call you jesus christ oh my jesus oh my dream oh my god there we go you are so deluded

What would the pope think right now why is it called the clump don’t you dare destroy the clump sign no that was my plotting clump where i go all right this is where it’s gonna be and i just needed a sign to remind me

That it was a clump in case i forgot of the location of the clump but now there was a sign that says it says tower clump we’re going to keep this sign here forever we should we really should we’re going to tag chomp anyone ever told you you’re really annoying yeah

So that wasn’t directed at you and i think you know it wasn’t oh i mean i assumed it was because i was the last person that spoke no it was yeah but dream is going how come when i do it doesn’t the hell you have a gift [Laughter]

That was a really evil laugh am i doing it right hey turbo we need a load of glass do us a favor take this stone stone shovel please and go get us a [ __ ] ton of sand yeah yeah i’m going i might drown it’s under the water just yeah okay don’t drown then

No be nice to turbo i am thank you for the 100 bits thank you you’re my no longer you know that’s a tubber you’re a 100 versus tubber yeah i don’t that’s not how that’s not how donation works my ping is too bad to mind blocks can someone else do this please

Help help i’m stuck i’m a dream can you go help turbo no not what happened my ping’s too bad to mine blocks they keep coming back what and the blocks are fighting back this is like a minecraft butt video wait i’m drowning on the surface i’m drowning on the surface

You’re not drowning you’re fine you’re safe i’m drowning on the surface why did you kill him wait i i didn’t you killed him no i didn’t he was on half a heart i didn’t realize that i punched him once he just pushed me down to death

He was like taking him you just saved a drowning man and then punched him in the gut i tried to i tried what’s wrong with you that is not common kill him i didn’t mean to kill him okay well that doesn’t matter because he’s dead all right tommy what dream you can’t

Murder someone they’ll be like oh guys don’t worry i didn’t mean to kill him it wasn’t my intention that is that is exactly what you can do yeah okay you’re gonna go on reddit when you get back in bedroom um probably not i’ll probably sleep when

I get back in bed well you’re tired yeah of you oh yeah i can’t wait to see that on our slash dreamers taken dream does epic roast it’s so cool he’s also so cool that’s like supposed to supposed to just dream is so amazing he is jesus christ how did i die

Why is that your fate yes i don’t ever told you you just sew up your own ass i’m not though you just dream the seconds before you said my favorite reddit is my own reddit because they compare me to jesus christ that was your last sentence

Sarcasm i thought you got it i thought you guys were going in literature and i actually i got a language dream not language i know actually i did get an a i just got an a star star sarcasm is probably more language than literature yeah no we actually studied

Macbeth not sarcasm dream but i mean sarcasm in macbeth i’m sure sarcasm is the language of snakes and british people look into it like this one i actually can’t i will try and get your best stuff which is i’m watching you run completely fine well that’s weird because i’m not running

Yeah oh what about you no you’re you’re fine hello i’m standing completely still what surreal do you not see the real tubbo moment i see you i see you what whoa the world isn’t loading if the ghosts finally got to your head what are you doing with that bush turbo

What what bush my stuff’s going to despawn because the chunks won’t load so i can pick it up today you’ve broken yeah i have it’s real turbo moment it’s very weird when i joined the game because i can see everything suddenly load in like like really slowly so first the mob’s loading

Then like the bedrock then like oh you’re here now finally done with that bush what bush you don’t want to know that this is everyone regrets things that they do when they’re drunk turbo it’s okay excuse me that’s fine it’s not don’t wait how did i

I’m sure the memories will come back to you in your dreams primes anyone any prime subs and any twitch primes guys click subscribe and prime dream do that thing that you did on your stream while you’re going off pretty much it was so effective do

It you teach me actually no no no teach me how to do it right now teach me how to do it because you didn’t what do you mean next time watch me next time no no just teach me how to do it just watch and learn you’re literally sat here right now no

It’s something you have to learn okay this is what he went this is why he went all right this is what he went all right dream viewers he went guys guys there is literally free money generator not fake in v books if you just like subscribe and prime it generates

Genuinely yeah please just check even if you can just check the chances that you have prime are so high right now just click subscribe and prime or tier one if you want to look we got one sub wait can we get a sub train going can we get a sub train going

Guys just click subscribe and press better but better okay fine does anyone have any right i didn’t do it but back you know what what watch you’ll see the chat when i do it you ready tommy okay i’m ready you’re about to you’re about to see a sub train of the century

I’m okay i’m ready you ready i’m ready guys i don’t know if you know this but if you have amazon prime or any of your family or your friends or if you have anybody that wants to prime you can get a free subscription i or tommy in this case

Gets money for nothing for you literally no cost just click subscribe and it will give you an option if you have it it will just say twitch prime you probably already have twitch prime you probably don’t even realize that you have twitch prime just click subscribe if

There’s a button that says twitch prime click it it’s free money it’s actually literally free money like you don’t realize you have it you can give free money for nothing it works you can absolutely press it it’s completely free and you get twitch prime for absolutely no cost to you

You give tommy money and it’s like a tree full of money it’s a money tree they say it doesn’t exist but it does and it’s twitch i don’t know how they do it but they they somehow they have it there’s primes and you can just generate money out of the air for tommy

So you might as well do it just click subscribe if you have it which you probably even if you think you don’t have it just check you probably do what if what if anybody who is your computer who has amazon prime probably has you logged in you can just prime

It’s free money now do the bit about the train no that’s fine can you do that for me please wait the one you hit me with or no no yeah i actually have the train that hit you on me i’ll give that to me please oh my god

You just made me can i just what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] okay okay can someone can someone clip that i’m gonna need to memorize that holy mother of god oh my god oh my god i need to memorize that i need to i need to memorize that

Wow thanks for the primes i just what the [ __ ] how actually how though i mean you saw how to vote can you stop can you go mind some sand please it’s called being smart you have to people don’t even know it’s called checking reddit yeah that’s i learned that truck from reddit i

Learned that trick from reddit of course yeah guys you probably don’t you probably don’t even realize you have it just click subscribe right now and click twitch prime i want to see 10 in a row we get 10 in a row in the chat with like there’s so much chatting we need to

Get 10 primes in a row just wait until you see one of them in a row come on jesus oh cool i was touring around okay wait can i can i have a go dream can we can we do it together all right we’ll do it yeah

All right all right genuinely free money if you click if you click i gotta sound really gent if you click subscribe and print free just check your parents you genuinely probably have it you just don’t know just click subscribe and prime all right it genuinely worked how

Many okay let’s try look we saw one there we saw two let’s get training let’s get a train going one one two one one two four four five five all right let’s try and get a train go so click subscribe and you genuinely you so probably have it it’s probably linked

Like i didn’t even realize i had it until like i didn’t i actually bought amazon the other day and then realized i had all you have to do is click subscribe and prime or tier one there one there i sold one three you can do it once a

Month you can come back next month and it’s quite it’s literally people saying money tree doesn’t exist but it does like so even if you think you’ve used it before that’s five in a row that’s five in a row oh three four four in a row wait listen even if

You used it last month and you think oh i already used mine no you get one a month and you can come back and if you don’t want to use it on me you can use it on dream but you can try all you have to do is just collect you

Don’t even have to use it on this just just just click subscribe and prime and lit just check and it you actually like actually it’s if you don’t do it you get zero dollars generated but if you do it okay okay money generated three in a row five five in a row

And they don’t stop coming that’s look how guys look how many people are realizing like those people probably never knew that they could do this yeah you probably never i mean you who listen to this the odds that you have it guys only a small percentage of viewers ah

Sorry sorry i got too much you the the odds that you have it if you the odds that you have it is so like you genuinely probably have it it’s linked i have it you probably all you have to do is click subscribe and prime our t1 pull up your screen and

Show them later literally i’ll check like okay even if i just do it with dream look look you can do it with anyone if i go into dreams channel you and you can do this right now with me it generates completely free money you click subscribe see look on august

28th in five days i’ll have a prime it’s completely free and you can do that right now here so just check and the order we have it uh one we got one there oh another one all you had literally this button and then you just check just just check

If you want to though i mean it genuinely helps out so much but if you want to three in a row four two there one there and we just hit four hundred thousand followers dude thank dude if you wanna no if you did this i’d be so proud of you

Why would you be so jealous so just because we can generate free money doesn’t mean that yeah just because the viewers can generate free money literally just like you can subscribe and primary one it’s completely free and it’s not like even for your parents it’s free you just

Click subscribe and prime it doesn’t cost them anything it actually doesn’t cost anybody anything actually it literally is zero dollars that’s twitch something yeah exactly it costs us like not me exactly that’s a billionaire or something cost some billionaires something that’s all if you hate the billionaires subscribe twitch prime right now

Why would we hate the baby what if i’m already a sub and can’t crime or if you love the billionaires either either way oh my god then you’re using their system all right i need to go get my dog because i said i would dog reveal at 6k

If he’s not there though then i i did say i’m pushing it if he’s not there i rest my case that’s how you generate free money yeah okay um thank you let’s continue take notes how did you get [ __ ] i actually dream you would you want to know something really

Interesting today whilst we’re talking about the process of generating things i did a um i was going to do a very disingenuous subscribe thing in my video today and be like guys i thought you know what i’m just going to genuinely say and i just said hey i spent ages on this video

If you wouldn’t mind subscribing if you could just check the subscribe button and dude i went like so many more subs than usual so i i would try it that’s awesome thank you i mean i do every video i know i know i i tried it today all

Right i need to go see if my dog’s not there then dude my parents no sorry my parents are downstairs with sausages there is no chance in hell he’s coming up i’m very sorry that literally my parents are down there eating sausages he will he would just not follow me

Scott you can use the up arrow by the way you don’t have to that sucks all right i say we make big windows in this by the way actually what was what has been on stream before but very very few times he’s not a big badger as well he just rolling [ __ ] though

My dream how was my minecraft like having issues ah i thought my internet’s having issues well my life’s having issues today you can fix that by generating free money by clicking subscribe i can’t tell you really back real quick real quick okay like next stream maybe yeah do it once a stream

Would you say when’s the perfect point in the middle of the stream right before or what like when would you say the perfect point is right when you don’t have enough money which is always oh my god oh my god yeah wise words from dream at the beginning of the ending the mitch

Because schlatt was telling me like look just advertise prime wants a stream you may as well because the odds of your viewers just i would i would just i’d probably do it at the end because then you can just sell out for like the end of your stream

It doesn’t matter if people leave it’s like they’re they’re going to leave anyway because it’s the end how long do you do it for just like a minute i’ll i’ll try and get this apart the best is when you’re doing a hype i mean you can just do

If you do i only i’ve only done it once i just did it in a really funny way so it’s just like if you’re just doing it in a funny way people aren’t going to be mad like obviously right then we’re just doing that we’re going to [ __ ] go

Everywhere dude i’m telling you 6k subs pog you see when um that one guy like tim whatever got his first win on fall guys and he had like been on such a long losing streak he got like 5 000 subs in one minute and it was like

His whole chat was just subs for like have you seen ninja advertisers prime with all of drake’s viewers oh my god i’ll show you i’ll show you i’ll show the chat as well um yeah yeah here you go here you go ready ninja advertised twitch prime time

This is what it’s like when you do a dream i don’t know how many of you guys have twitch prime when i did it look at the chat look at the chat look at the chats look at the chat that’s what it was like just then

Oh there’s so many dream you could be doing this you know my mine was mine mine wasn’t quite that much but mine was crazy when i did yeah i was there i was their dream i saw it with my own eyes and i thought jesus christ next next next mcc i’ll

Stream on twitch and then and then do it right at the end no do it like do it on my peak viewership you should like mid skyblock game like guys if i don’t gain a thousand subs right now i’m throwing myself off the cliff guys guys guys guys literally i’m ending

Stream right now if you don’t check yeah [Laughter] oh my god oh my god you’re ruthless dude all right i’m gonna go we need a load of glass to go i kind of feel like i’m i’m one man building this and like dream you’ve been very helpful

But i thank you no no i wasn’t expecting you to build it you know you’re here for moral support but turbo you’re not you don’t have to be fair you don’t actually i provided all the materials to be fair i provided all the stone my name is

Draven i invited you with my tools to build it the pickaxe not the shovel though that’s true well so you didn’t really provide it you just you you made me buy it off you oh let’s provide pizza gifted five subs dude thank you

I just hit 6k i went up 250 subs in a minute just then that’s awesome thank you so much dude hey guys if you got a sub if you got a sub use the tommy trusty emo in chat right now guys if you’re sub to if you sub the

Dream use the use the dreamweaver yeah let’s see who we’ve got more subs on and if you want to beat the war against stream click subscribe and prime right now and then we can win and then we can win dude and i never win please please

See now no i’m getting them to pity something yeah this is where the real money comes in when you get it doesn’t work it doesn’t get p-subs dude if only if only i was a little bit meaner to turbo you know how much money you’d make

That’s true if i’m i’m i’m almost done that is the next time next time he’s mean to you just in game just act all sad and like only subs would make me happy right now the one thing oh big q did you see what dream just did on my stream

What what are you doing oh wait wait wait pull up have you got my stream open okay he um he basically went guys he dream go on take it away are you really asking me to do it again on youtube only for a minute strategy

Free subs free money wait what did he do he basically he’s figured out a new way on how to get prime subs and it it works i’ve just gone up 400 subs in a minute when all of them were primes well tommy tried it i was like that’s

How you do it tommy no no i did it pretty well i did it pretty well you did it you gained like five subs and then i was like all right tommy i’ll do it and then i did it you gained like 300. share the strat tommy all right i’ll do

It now i’ll do it now if you all right i know yeah tommy this is your test run you have to do it okay all right yeah right but i’m nervous i’m real nervous you have to be genuine if you’re trying to make it like funny or being fantastic it won’t work

Won’t work all right all right okay seriously guys guys if you you’re really come back if you click right now you can literally get free money for me and it doesn’t cost you anything your parents or anything genuinely you probably have it just click subscribe and

Check if you have prime right all you have to do is check dude you don’t even have just click subscribe and because the odds that you have it but you have it i have a dream house everyone you know probably has prime because it’s literally free on amazon if

You just click subscribe and prime let’s test now you get it’s free on amazon and the answer like i have it and it’s com it doesn’t cost anyone anything other than the billionaires but twitch genuinely just click subscribe all right helmet look look in the chat

Ava we saw one there five gifted thank you you should put sad music in the background maybe we would add a little we need like party music we need like guys genuinely genuinely if you click subscribe i’m prime right now i’m playing shotgun live stream it’s just chroma key a green screen video

Like uh confetti greetings look everyone has it dude or j you have it watch it you just have to click subscribe and see if there’s even a free trial if you want it’s coming like it’s up to you but dude you you literally have it

Tell me why do i have a five dollar charts on my credit card i thought it was free no see that that’s because you did tier one and that’s because that’s not my dude genuinely you probably you did it i mean at the end of the day it’s the billionaire but it is

Turbo’s very very very uncomfortable right now this is where you explain the difference there is a difference between the twitch prime and just in just in just subbing if you go to twitch prime it’s actually feel like subbing costs money genuinely it’s like a money trade isn’t it

Yeah it is actually like amazon just gives you money yeah look at it look at it in the chat and you get the fancy emotes as well dude look how many we just got look can we get a train and we can get a train look i saw one there saw two

One there you didn’t you didn’t do it quite good enough tommy but maybe how did i mess up there how did i mess up you have to m m for size and how i saw that word come on say it come on emphasize there you go emphasize you have to emphasize

More on the fact that they should just check if they have it and you have to explain why they probably have it because then they’re not going to explain why that’s playing just explain that like it’s it’s amazon prime if anyone uses amazon probably has it so if it’s your like

Your mom or your dad or your friends or anybody like anybody probably has it so if you you wouldn’t know you have it unless you click subscribe and click and you might it’s there also is a free trial so you might already you might have gotten the free trial you don’t even realize

Boom and also you have to mention the fact that they may have used it already in the past they might have it again yeah because it resets every month doesn’t it yeah yeah wallace downstairs with sausages so maybe maybe a 7k fellas wow on top i was just jealous that was just jealous

I’m not i’m just disappointed why why he’s disappointed in all of you who aren’t using their free money oh my gosh their free money why why are you disappointed you just spent 28 minutes basically advertising twitch prime what’s wrong with that because i mean it really helps

Out the creator it’s completely free on everyone’s end and what’s wrong with it i’m the only person that it costs yeah what’s wrong with it tell us enlighten me why don’t you mention one downside of twitch prime i’d love to hear it yeah please turbo what’s wrong with what

We just did because none of it’s a fake it doesn’t cost them anything if they’ve got amazon prime what’s wrong with it turbo nothing the only thing is wrong with it is that it feels so wrong it’s free please donate what what have you got a problem with it

What is it you don’t like about free money that costs everyone if you just like subscribe and prime look one right there all right there as well look at the trains no no i’m not even having a go i just want to know me about the trains i

I just want to know what you think is wrong with it instead of actually doing stuff you’re just you’re just advertising twitter if you make it into a bit then the bit is the fact that you’re getting twitch prime and the bit is that i’m making the money it’s the content

Like you remember you made it remember we made a bit where i was like just donating you money and it was like you guys were trying like up the prices that’s the equivalent of this except for instead of taking money from me it’s from twitch

Yeah which you can all do by the way if you just check yeah and it’s no cost to you it’s free and the only thing that’s wrong with it is how wrong it feels because it’s free money it shouldn’t work but it does okay turn it down a bit now okay okay

Okay yes okay we just wouldn’t stop streaming calm down oh you got a call i don’t but i think tubble does he has like the compressed diamonds remember yeah that’s compressed diamonds though that’s too valuable for me to use has anything he’s gone on mute why was i

No i’m not even having a go at him i just i genuinely just want to know what he thinks wrong with it don’t you oh he’s he’s he doesn’t think anything’s wrong with it he literally just said he did no no no doesn’t mean he doesn’t mean what he

Says he doesn’t mean what he says he is it’s not he’s not he is yeah yeah yeah you know he’s got some coal dream doesn’t think you mean what you say about what about why it’s wrong i never said i was wrong as i just personally don’t like doing it yeah why

What about what is it you just like about free money nothing honestly it’s just like uh i’m i’m not i’m not even opposed to you to buy i just want to know your side i don’t know i feel like you shouldn’t have to coerce people’s decision into using their prime on you

If they really enjoy your content and what you’re doing but the point is they don’t even know what they want no they don’t they don’t they don’t know they don’t know they they don’t know that they have it they don’t even know it exists and then when they’re told they’re enlightened and

That’s why i will be advertising every stream from now on that’s why we are jesus he’s pushing the boundaries right now he’s pushing the boundaries of what content can be yeah someone said if tubble doesn’t like it i’m not doing it what’s up oh you have to you have to

Clarify you don’t like advertising twitch prime not that you don’t like twitch prime you love twitch prime right yeah i’ve got nothing wrong with it it’s awesome you you just don’t like it they want you to use your twitch prize i mean you just heard it i mean god damn it sorry

Next time you’re live i will give you 10 subs i don’t know now now now now say that you like twitch prime all right disliked yes he’s not some god that you all think he is i go i’ll give you 10 subs and he goes well actually it’s not no i’m not bad

You say you said that and then i immediately i asked you the same question again and you and you changed your answer i dream i think we’ve got him [Laughter] dude thank you we’re working together we’re busy look at us look i mean we can put our war differences aside just for them

For the cause for the free money yeah i don’t have anything wrong with that yeah well if you make it funny there shouldn’t be anything wrong with it man lorenzo thank you for the five gifted i mean even schlatt told me to do it and when has he ever said anything

Yeah when this slide ever done anything wrong ever when ishla ever crossed the line just ever never happened yeah i’m not i don’t recall you just upset a lot i’m waiting for your next apology stream in about 20 minutes you can’t say dreams you’re done you mute it this entire time

I was out here negotiating stops with with tobo and i was like why is he not answering i’m sorry he just he fears you too much he’s god i hear everyone in this tommy turns out i hate twitch prime too dude how many are you gonna give me now

No the the the thing is when you when you disagree with me the whole chat doesn’t go r and call me toxic they just go okay he’s just he’s just having a sensible opinion because people can have different opinions but if i disagree with tubo the chat’s like

No you oh my god like that you know they get they get very very like you can’t i can’t disagree with tubbo i i don’t know why i was like tubbo is like the most the moral he said what you just who’s god are you god and jesus dream

Yeah i’m both in the holy spirit [Applause] oh my god crossing thin ice stream been [ __ ] ice someone donate a dream you have asked for money for 25 minutes it’s getting cringy and and turbo knows it well they did they just give you money yeah they just didn’t you didn’t even

Ask for it oh they’ve fallen for it you didn’t even ask for the money and they gave it to you no no but they were they were they were hated they were a hate donation giving you money to hate yeah that was hate money that was hate money

It’s blood money no no it’s not that’s not you i should just send it back they can’t it was through bits don’t worry don’t worry dream you can’t i was really worried for you i thought i thought you weren’t going to make it i thought you’re going to starve yeah

What yeah no thank you so much by the way earth of the five gifted all the primes thank you earth did you say earth that’s their name earth i think so much earth for the gifted subs for my life me and jesus my bad i mean someone’s going to being upset right now

No yeah who’s going to get upset who who would get who would get upset about that it’s me don’t play oh my god you’re it’s like i’m clearly joking they’re not gonna be like people are gonna believe that you’re actually god no i mean you i mean you do have a

Reddit gold dream i’m sure somebody would get mad about it like if there’s somebody person who would it’s just like they’d be i can tell you now i’m mad about it like the type of person who’d get mad about it i’m [ __ ] fuming why because he’s god

Because he’s god because all this time i’ve been sad disagreeing with god and now i know i’m not gonna go to heaven yeah this sucks damn yeah you will not go you know you won’t get into heaven unless you use your twitter oh my god dream

Can you say that can you really say that i’m good i What do you think was jesus’s equivalent of twitch of twitch friends just out of curiosity i’m worried i’m going to be offensive so i don’t want to answer no wait wait jesus of of twitch prime jesus yeah that’s a good question it’s a good question you should ask miracles

Like miracles guys got any miracles in the chat tonight guys guys get literally free miracle it grows off them literally all you have to do it’s like turning water to wine but you’re turning nothing into free money oh my god damn damn you you really are like jesus dream

Jesus really monetized bread and wine you think jesus is he spent [Laughter] yeah no no what i was going to say was that he did it for 2020 years tommy did it for 28 minutes and and tommy got more [ __ ] for him that’s true yeah you can’t get mad at

Tommy for 28 minutes like yeah you know we’ve been around for like billions of years you know how long yeah guys i mean at the end of the day anything i say isn’t really offensive because at the end of the day like we’ve been around for this long

So yeah we’re all gonna die we’re already all gonna die why bother complaining you know yeah give me your hate you’re a real bad guy dream that’s [Laughter] surely this is like offensive to someone how how all right if i nick myself as god is that offensive okay

I think that’s not legal that’s gonna be some sort of identity pixel nickname yeah when you do it on the side or if i just what if i just say if i like you i’m pretty sure you guys have said i am god before as a joke

I’m sure you probably have oh actually to be fair we did do that identity yeah yeah well i do when i’m around dream is praying you’re going down with me that’s all i have to say you know what i’m okay with that you know what i’m as

Long as as long as i’m still getting my free money oh my god if it’s not free money it’s hate money and it has the same value if you don’t like hunting you hate money oh come on you don’t have it we don’t get money come on yeah yeah

Well what did the big corporations think we’re we’re just the small guys we’re just i mean short dream has 8 million subscribers but with a small guy say we’re the small guys yeah 8 million subscribers compatibility i can hardly afford to live okay okay now now you’re you’re literally just lying you’re

Literally just lying i can hear the i can’t believe i’m poor you’re an interesting phallogram listen subscribe obviously i wasn’t doing it on my stream so i was doing it on my if i was advertising on my stream it’s more disingenuous but it’s tommy’s stream i’m getting nothing for it i mean yeah

At the end of the day you’re really you’re really a saint dream you’re not getting anything from no well you’re helping a friend well why then [Laughter] it’s about you i mean make the comparison jesus did help people yeah dude can you stop people true true

Listen i’ll ask you we have a great question have you ever seen me and jesus in the same room okay yeah okay dream well i mean has anyone ever seen jesus in the same room tubo that is incredibly wrong of you today i mean he’s literally in the culture

That’s offensive that’s offensive to me a dream dream someone said in all caps dream is delusional and what’s your what’s your opinions on this well what what am i delusional about he’s gonna plague the land someone said good harvest someone said i’m reading the chat someone said dream is so funny someone said

Jesus stands calm down someone said how many stands do you think jesus mean he has an entire church christians should just be called jesus [Laughter] this is jesus has the most stance he’s got like [ __ ] event places too for her in real life maybe he’s just reincarnated jesus tubo come

You took that too far i’m gonna have to ban you from the server you know what we had a good run you should ban more people from the server by the way for fun i don’t know i mean i did that on live and you didn’t you’ve not done it yet

You got a lot of views off of the last time tommy yeah i think about how many views i’m gonna get do you think the video g dream is is jesus it’s going to get demonetized your dream is jesus that’s going to show up in like some russians recommend it and he’s

Going to go off in the comments yeah i’m really excited to read the comments on this video no idea who dream is he’ll just be like youtube video i mean it was originally going to be about building this huge tower and now it’s just turned into dream you should make yourself a church

I’ll it could be the church of dreams or or the church of yeah god the church of subs the church i’ll call it prime church yeah you know how churches ask for like donations dude oh yes and you’re like can you please please yeah everybody pack the hat around so here’s the thing

So here’s the thing with twitch streams on twitch streams you just say like hey everyone in general if you want to like twitch prime that’s fine in churches they they go to everyone individually and they say hey do you mind you know giving a donation so why can’t

Why can’t yeah why can’t we do that why don’t we change that for you please please come in you don’t hate it you became one with it now yo you’re as bad as the rest of us you’re finished we all judge prime yes are you sure i’m just not confident that

This bit isn’t rude to someone oh wait wait okay let’s think about for a second okay oh actually actually it’s going to get offended by me comparing myself to jesus you know say that maybe somebody maybe somebody wouldn’t find the joke funny that doesn’t mean that

It doesn’t mean that it’s still not a joke i mean no jokes well to some people but i i obviously subjected you yeah humor is subjective and the chat lines are funny i think i think if somebody got offended like obviously i don’t think i’m here this is a disclaimer here we go

Here we go apologize now no no no no no no no no you ready hello hello dream compilation shout out to my announcements be quiet don’t be quiet disclaimer i am not jesus this is a joke and it is humor on tommy and its well i’m disliking this youtube video

Already spent five dollars and you’re telling me it wasn’t true i think this was the scam was john that in christian well yeah no no no he wasn’t in fact let me tell you a little bit about john lennon oh yeah the bits always end up going

Back to you he’s a real bad guy dream yeah not the russian dictator no no no no john lennon john wait he’s not he was a beetle he was a man he’s dead right well yeah he’s definitely dead he’s definitely dead i’m just candid yeah but he is

It was one of the questions in the quest he got you know you know where he was shot i went there with my dad when we went to new york about five years ago really you saw what happened did you lick the ball no no he wasn’t

I didn’t lick the what the [ __ ] you gotta taste history what the [ __ ] kind of kind of thing is that to say i like the paper the server doesn’t have a church right no i’m going to go i feel like i have an idea i’m going to make one

Yeah no yeah let’s make a church so that every time someone wants to make a twitch prime bit and they’re streaming they go to the church together you should like you know what you do you know what you do you know what you should do you should add a custom

Texture pack to the server and you should rename one of the you should one of the discs that no one uses and you should re redo the sound to your little prime thing that you do then just play it i actually do that though that’ll be good guys we have a sponsored bit

And they just play it and this is me like in the middle of a wall it’s like like so guys if you guys aren’t subscribed to insert name here [ __ ] it now just not sure how i feel great but you see i don’t think you’re right i feel

Great dream feel good money make dream happy money it’s not even my money though you’re making money not me and it’s completely free as well that’s the thing that’s the thing that changes it for me i just like seeing the money generation and it is it is different because i’m not begging

Anybody to spend money it’s just free like honestly it’d be different if i was like guys you have to sub like i don’t care if you sell if you want if you don’t want a sub or not maybe tommy dollars a month like i never beg for subs i don’t i

Hardly even ask anybody to subscribe but if you’re going to twitch prime it’s just free so i don’t care but wait it’s free no yeah actually wait tell me about it well wait all i’ll build you your own church your own church where you can do twitch primes you know you could you

Know what dream i wouldn’t be opposed to you spreading your religion into lamannberg let me just say that really really awesome you need to start dreamy entity someone donated that by the way yeah that is that is that’s exactly what that’s exactly what what i’m starting yeah core belief [ __ ] i don’t

They say that a religion just has to have three followers to be like a religion yeah you have eight million yeah yeah i have no i have like 500 and 580 000 followers i’m a religion well mayor okay go on yeah dream what are you what’s your bible what book is your bible

The right right the book the book i’ll tell you there’s one commandment not ten there’s just one and this is the commandment everyone should use their twitch prime because it’s free that is the only dude i stand i stand by that i stand right i stand i

Stand that dream i ain’t gonna be meeting you on twitter i would love to join your coach a culture dude thank you very much we have we have a second commandment what is it it’s not a cult we have to kill everybody wait dream by the way do you have premium revenue

Wait what what what did you say all right only one commandment only one commandment yeah what is it the ten jewel commandments no it’s i already already said what it was everybody should use their choice yeah he was trying to kill me no no no no no no no

Dream dream question for you question for you do you have premium revenue share on twitch um i don’t oh i’ve got something to tell you basically you [ __ ] up i when you get like really high partner you should be able to get it when you get you basically you know it’s fifty fifty

Fifty four percent it becomes seventy thirty yeah dream dream i have premium revenue you should make the people with premium revenue share a higher status in their religion that’s true yeah yeah yeah i agree i don’t what do you have premier revenue sherbicky yeah yeah i just

I stream like once a month or something well well i mean you could do four times a month that’s what uh churches do oh oh my god every sunday you stream recently some people might be offended about that probably yeah like it’s like why all right guys you

Can either choose to attend church or come to my stream tomorrow why can’t you watch the stream in church well you can disrespectful to both of them yeah that would be that would be kind of scary you have to we have to respect yeah i gotta be kind of sneaky that’s

Like kind of you know like we respect everyone else everyone’s religion if anyone wants to be any religion you can’t really start a religion dream well i mean actually yeah yeah you know what i take it back you can start a religion dream i’m not what are you gonna name it

It’s dreamianity dreamianity oh i like dreamism better i’m not gonna lie right dream run a poll to your followers yeah yeah i do twitter right now all right just look up look up on google how many people for a religion okay okay now right i’m gonna press enter

All right tommy are you in okay quackity are you in uh hold on uh how many people god all right i’m in all right no i’m saying are you are you in on the religion the twitter oh yeah do it yes so we have three people me you and tommy

Yeah it’s official everybody Yes i’m just going to stream the first the first church building for the second in case you already did first that’s good that’s good i’m i’m building a rule like there could be no like terrorism or anything you hope so wouldn’t you that’s the exact opposite yeah you’d

Really hope there could be no no what the hell yes yes every other house has been like burned down and stuff we have to make sure the church does not look at the Oh my god you could technically get a bedrock for these churches yeah you could no that’s two that’s that’s too much not even god wouldn’t go that far no okay wait just dude are you going to do the stuff that churches do where they like um

Give out free food no no because twitch prime gives out free money and emotes you idiot yeah no we have yeah you give out food to the people that attend like bake we have bread well bread as in money oh they what a church they like don’t they like give out

Bread or something yeah dip the bread in the wine in the holy water and the bread is representation of money yeah that’s why they say let’s get this bread hey can you turn off the rain please it’s really getting on my nerves yeah you are good i can’t open minecraft anymore

Why you’re like it sickens me it does it’s really really displeased with this but he’s gonna rant to me post stream about how this is scummy and let me just tell you about it’s not because at the end of the day it’s free oh it’s just free wait is it for real

How just i just don’t understand how like because at the end of the day it’s yeah i don’t know how they’ve done it they’re they have some geniuses over at twitch twitch uh twitch headquarters why i wouldn’t do to get a call with them you don’t explain the magic trick you

Don’t explain a magic trick never reveal their trick it is free money saying why this happens can i explain it Hello can i explain it tell me okay well basically what happens is in all stream hey i’m back sorry my mom came in welcome back okay yeah wait oh i have one question are you going against our religion because that is very offensive that is actually offensive

I mean i don’t need to defend the stream’s offender people you’ve offended me dream dream let me know what you need wait no you said i want three people run a poll tommy in your stream if they’re part of the religion or not please let them know

We meet the requirements we already meet him is it dreamism or dreamianity no no it’s it’s prime it’s it’s church prime that’s what it’s called please do not join the relationship no honestly honestly it’s church prime yeah okay all right one in chat if yes two in chat if no are

You a part of the great church prime we’ll see how many people one in chat and it will count for your vote wow hey you know what dream i’m going to keep this house this this tower in memory of the every one fifth of every diamond will go to the church

Thank you for my generosity please please thank me right now really where are you very generous guys guys okay if you want to vote put one in chat if you if you’re with us or two if you’re not all right right now there are 700 people with us

And 70 people not it’s all you got to do literally all you got to do and then whilst you’re on twitch literally click subscribe and click pro because you probably should i turn it down what do you have to say now you’re you’ve offended over a thousand people about their religion about their

Religion yeah that’s kind of not a good look that’s actually that’s actually not that good yeah that’s really bad for your brand yeah you need to do an apartment oh my god sorry maybe maybe do a maybe do a serious tweet just saying i think i need to do a theory 100 subs

For forgiveness yes yes actually because i know you have enough money my paypal is locked oh i guess you’re going to hell well guess what i’ll say this no no i have a solution i have a solution i have a solution if your paypal is locked you can use

Twitch prime you don’t actually need you see i actually can’t switch from my twitch prime to our friend cyberonix because i felt like he would well at least you used it at least you use it because everyone has one for free and next month

Next month if you want to use it you can do it to me because i i twitch prime to mxm2 because she had [ __ ] sub only on because oh my god who is this george doesn’t seven oh my god we’re above you in the social ladder where dream is literally don’t

Don’t take it too far don’t take it too far sorry sorry sorry sorry i’m i’m i i’m getting ahead of myself yeah you are a little bit just it sounds like a car slotting just then when you win are you insulting me you did though you sounded so much like

Like i didn’t know that you insult people for things that they can’t change good work no you could have changed he’s he’s digging himself in a hole you want to talk about making fun of conditions no that was to be fair to be fair i didn’t know about your many various conditions

Before i bq specify to me which conditions you do not want me to make fun of and i will not make fun of them hello child i donated earlier i can start off with my lips someone’s reading it guys yell at me for being lazy no pleasing thank you bye no

No lazy yeah sorry i’m i’m because of all the the subs the donations are about like oh my god during please turn off the brain but they’re all about like i did the donations are like an hour behind so i can still see them all if i want to read them but

They’re an hour behind because everybody use their free money because everyone realized everyone was enlightened enlightened by our ways by their eyes were opened to the new world new world it was prosperity Full of full of free money and prosperity what does prosperity mean see there’s a reason you don’t know you would know yeah you can find out you want to know what prosperity means you can find out by pressing twitch prime and and the definition comes up as soon as you do

Wait no that would be scamming [Laughter] Quackery don’t get ahead of yourself come on my bad my bad round two you should get nightbot i’ll make it so the kind of like sub thank you in chat and just make it so it’s the definition of what yeah but then the chat will be spammed

And how how will the people know jesus jesus and then they’ll the less people will see the twitch prime notification which is what makes them aware of the fact that there is twitch prime dream question what who’s allowed in this religion all right this is you’re gone it’s anybody anybody

You heard it first oh sevens he’s a good guy his dream he’s deluded sure what anybody said oh wait i’m streaming what’s up hmm her she’s part of the religion tom tommy tommy ask her ask her if she’s are you part of the religion yeah yeah

Mother in it dream bad news father in it was not interested in my religion oh god damn it god damn it he’s a man father in it father priest tommy when you were gone i was trying to yell i was trying to yell and get their

Attention and see if they wanted to be part of the religion but it didn’t really work well you’ve got me you and big q and really what really all you need is some reverb and then they’ll be oh you ready ready ready people join dreamy be one with the future it’s church prime

You keep watching it’s church tweet hashtag church prime right now thank you oh god oh god thank you let’s go we’re gonna scream before the bit ends i want i want something for this church i have an announcement to make i am running for president in 2020 and my

Not yes yes i am and my only position is that twitch prime be free and everybody’s running for dream you’re getting a bit ahead of yourself no you’re a god and a president and you have a religion yes yes yes i am dream you really don’t have any limits all

Right he’s a dog he’s a wonderous man today all right let’s see 20 20. that’s and that’s that’s the slogan dream 2020 dream big oh god you’re not actually are you i’m not even old enough too oh my god look at all the tweets what with hashtag church prime

Please don’t number one on trending we must teach everyone the ways what you want to get back if dream wants to we can it’s up to him well i mean you said it now and you’re streaming there’s no there’s no stopping them there they’re crazy oh okay well we’ll see what our

Supporters are our supporters our supporters are too amazing they are oh my god i just think something brilliant i’m looking at the hashtag [Laughter] oh my goodness yes let the bells of church prime ring oh my god what is this what is this no no i’m not showing that not sure that’s

Enough that’s enough i’ll delete that from the chat wait oh my god wait how they get a picture of me what that’s okay for comparison and i’m not gonna i’m not gonna show this it’s a it’s a a photoshop of dream’s face on top of jesus

And i i’m i think that probably crosses the line well i didn’t make it i didn’t make it i didn’t i mean i didn’t i didn’t make it so i didn’t i didn’t make it i literally didn’t i literally didn’t make it you sure big q oh he’s on death are you

Sure we’re not upsetting people right now dream i’m worried we are tommy okay run a poll want to say one in the chat if they’re upset sorry you said that sorry i just got a donation but it’s not like an hour ago all right this is the poll

Guys put a one in the chat if you’re not upset and put a two in the chat if you’re not upset go wait this is a biased po how how is church prime trending on twitter yeah dude carl from mr beast donated to me an hour ago

And it’s only just came through the power of church prime thank you i rest my case what did he say when he i’m gonna do a stream with him awesome not on my channel but can i come uh yeah sure can i come also uh i don’t know man you’re not really a

Believer oh and i are best friends actually oh cool you can come then if you like what it’s about you’re not a believer are you you can come but only if you only if you make a pledge okay i’ll pledge i just want to be a pleasure and allegiance

No no that’s kind of kind of weird yeah this makes it feel like a cult even though yeah no no actually oh i’m sorry i was just trying to get him on ourselves a bit trending i want to see it trending i’m not gonna lie i think that’ll be funny

So as soon as twitter gets involved you’re all on it i love twitter such a great platform only full of positivity and never any hate that was irony did i do it right you’ve done it right thank you it’s number 12 on trending yeah that’s not good what the

Hell look at this tweet what [Laughter] whose patches huh oh your cat it’s just someone molding some poo sorry it’s just a video someone molding people but it’s awful and this sounds so bad i’ll show it don’t try it don’t show it please oh look he’s making it he’s making it

Oh it’s actually tos i mean it’s not real poo is it so like chocolate or something yeah what is real poo tos yeah why it just did it why that’s why you get well i guess i’ll be honest it does look good okay i’ll show i’ll show it i’ll show it

It’s literally just like an image of some it’s not it’s it’s just a it’s an image of some how do you check trending i want to check trending isn’t this that’s it huh some church prime trending in united kingdom oh my god what is it where this

It’s number eighteen on trend i’m not sure how i feel about this bit anymore after seeing the dream let’s go too far dream dream i have news listen Cool down complete hype train is ready to leave the station we need more twitch hype track hype train is where that’s where number one on trending and you have to just Dream you really do have a god complex is there like like an action like a a literal god complex i don’t think i’ve ever seen an ego this large ever he just laughs and i know thomas when i when i end my stream i just sit and cry

Yeah you told me about that so why are you saying i haven’t eaten about your real snake today anyone told you that pog so youtube oh i’m just looking at twitter i’m thinking how nuts everyone is like why no no no i mean number 18 trending in the uk

What’s nuts about what’s nuts about dreamy about church prime the fact that we could say something like hashtag twerk church prime and it’s trendy no no no no dream can oh okay dream can it’s scary in it i’m a bit yeah i’m a bit scared of his power [Laughter]

According to according to god’s statistics only fifty percent of your code to god statistics only 50 of you are going to heaven he just said that that came out of his mouth and he and he said that in front of thousands and thousands of people yeah yeah i mean

I mean technically i mean i mean technically i mean i think thank you do you want to come help me with this tower i was building the first church that was uh is that a church i’m literally crying no no this isn’t no this is the um this

Is a talk we made this as a tourist tower and it’s just ended up being this is a tower i’m making i’m remaking the the tower of brighton in minecraft but then it’s accidentally probably turned into like a god tower you know what you know what i’ll do you

Know here no i tell you what i do at the very top of it i’ll make a little um a little prayer bit where people can pray you pledge your allegiance to the church how do you make it all the way to the top i should oh yeah you kind of

You don’t don’t you don’t only only rise up you rise up wait wait did you just say all rise when they begin their uh their thing i don’t know that’s ask dream he he’s the boss around here dream dude whenever you start a a church event you ever say all rise

Ever start off with that i don’t know yet we have we have not yet to have our first uh official meeting of course do we make a tweet about church prime i’m trying to think it might be good i have i what have you tweeted listen i pledge church prime help me church

[Laughter] wait wait i’m building a church and i just died well listen quickly i i’m gonna come here come to me i’m dead where are you i’m you’re at tommy’s house right yeah yeah yeah i am on my way am i in heaven no you’re far from it that’s like the furthest thing

From it far from it you’re too far no you have you have yet to see you have yet to see sorry it’s just everything we’ve said in the past hours just dawned on me at once and now i’m just getting a little overwhelmed like everything all the statements with

You as i was thinking like oh maybe i should tweet about oh my god we just said those things and now i’m just sat here thinking oh oh okay tommy listen there’s one thing that you said that is the wisest thing you ever said and you said

Quote i have never said anything that i regretted dream do it for the both of us yeah like he’s real after building the church dream came down to me and gave me all the necessary tools continue guys guys all right it’s a miracle thank i’m gonna do this for you as well and

You need to join in all right this is for both of us all right guys guys and this is how this all started guys genuinely you have prime right now all right you probably don’t know all you have to do is just quiet down my friend

All you have to do is literally just click subscribe and prime or all you have to do is because jenny amazon gives you free product it’s literally free money all you have to do is check and dream told her it’s true do it on quantity channel do it

Literally and you get it once about anyone can do it you can right you hearing this just click subscribe and prime see if you have it and click it if you have it literally that’s all you have to do amen amen amen smash the subscribe button amen

Oh my god thank you so much thank you look enlightened thank you thank you thank you you’re welcome oh my god wait can i have a sword as well can i have a sword as well put on your helmet uh yeah now never give your armor or tools to anybody whatever

What if i die you’re just giving him no no no no it’s his quackity yeah it’s his armor all of your stuff to keep forever exhausted really yeah actually you can keep everything i just gave you forever i’m not i’m actually not kidding i’m actually not kidding what if i die what

If i drop your only your only payment is to build the church that’s all you have to do that is your one question yes this is a miracle a christmas miracle it’s not even beautiful it’s not it’s not it’s not christmas oh my god listen my miracle yeah it’s not a christmas

You want to know listen let me just tell you let me just tell you which mirror for anyone that’s watching the stream now and hasn’t used prime let me tell you an inspiring story this morning i woke up why are you laughing this morning i woke up

Crying i was crying the reason i was crying is because i was sad and then and then this man came into my life and taught me the ways the ways the way bless him amen amen brother amen all right quackity should i tweet should i teach quack quackity

D4 do it for both of us do it for the hype train all right quackity guys if you are in quackity’s chat right now you probably have a twitch prime sub you probably haven’t you may not even see it you may think you already used it

But you get it back after a month listen to probably have it click subscribe and if there’s a button that says twitch prime it is free it is actually free like you don’t pay anything and he gets money quackity gets free money it’s completely free i mean it’s amazing

It takes from the bit and it gives and doesn’t cost and even your it doesn’t cost anyone anything right it’s actually free it costs nothing if you click subscribe and then twitch prime it is free try it out i want to see it in this chat

You probably have it and here as well and here and mine don’t hey don’t let’s try and get look one there one there big read them out when you see him just just say you saw one say you saw one i just well now i saw one i saw one right

Amen amen amen it’s right there guys if you see it go amen and then at them who’s whoever did it amen amen amen oh i saw them i don’t think i don’t think i can read that that’s got a train coming up oh there’s another one oh cracking is getting a bit bigger

Guys those people who stopped on tommy and quackity stream they didn’t even realize they had it until they clicked over guys no oh my god i can’t believe this this is real this is real it’s a twitch miracle guys twitch is giving away free prime sucks

It’s a twitch miracle guys if you see click subscribe if you subscribe with prime i think it’s a glitch it’s free money free money that’s three there one there my hype train just reached 200 percent listen that’s that’s all that’s all i have taught you the way it’s quackity and that’s all

He’s talking about he told me look at you thank you you’re one with us now big join us stand strong never crouch never build the church i’ll build the tower we must let’s go oh oh oh oh stand back stand back it’s a non-believer

It’s a spit on him what do you mean oh come on he pledged his allegiance but i mean he’s sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry i’ll tell you that the question is do you truly believe do you believe yeah say it to you oh wait tommy you know what we can do we

Can be like those um like the jehovah witnesses we’re gonna go knock on people’s doors yeah yeah let’s do it let’s do it all right let’s do it your dream go in there go in there all right knock knock knock what hello hi hello have you heard of twitch prime

Have you have you heard of it did you know it’s like free money i have and i have used it thank you where have you used it cyber now he’s advertising now he’s advertising you’re one with us we’re all fine with that i hate aaron so much that is not true oh

All right so oh dream dream go go go go go jesus oh my come come to the tower come to the tower no what happened where are they where are they run run run run run back just don’t look back and keep your mind clean come quick quick run run [Applause]

Please please please please have mercy upon myself have mercy upon myself quackity i’m taking the sacrifice run run run leave him you must you must [Applause] oh [Laughter] what kind of question is that come on wait what do you mean follow me my brothers it just didn’t sound like english i’m

Sorry that was a miracle that was a miracle that was a miracle thank you pray we must pray thank you amen hey man tell everybody what you have seen today i will i will spread the word the closer we are the closer we are to the skies the better no

I can’t believe i just saw that with my own eyes surely surely this is offensive now what do you mean are you calling breasts offensive no no tommy i’m not allowed to see that yet we’re in it together this is the question instead of saying what do you think you should say what

Would bezos do every time every time i do anything ever i say what would bezos do and then i do what do i do if he was here right now he would buy a top for that person he’d probably commit more tax fraud i’m just being frank with you all right

Dream dream dream teach us the ways of tax fraud whilst you’re here or would you do you want to do the off-stream actually actually i’ve never paid packs how do i do it please what the hell you don’t say that out loud i have paid tax isn’t that right governments that’s

Because they you start with an n amen amen what has happened all right too but you don’t know what just happened but sometimes wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait what’s that emoji wait wait there’s an emote our pepperonis in twitch do it do it do it look wait

Look at your channel no no it’s a cross it’s oh it is a cro i know the one you’re on about yeah oh my god yeah amen do it make sure you put the word church prime in all caps in the middle or amen pepperonis it doesn’t sound like church pride

There’s nothing twitch can do about it anyone who ever mentions do you mean judge prime you know what i think twitch owes us an apology for trying to rebrand yeah no twitch twitch uh mind making a tweet hmm let’s call them out let’s call them out let’s call those

Big q what do we tweet about church prime right now we’ve got to think on his his tweet we’ve got to think now now all the time no i said i i tweeted was just pledging his allegiance he was doing just an easy tweet help me complete his allegiance that’s just

No no that’s not right too but you gotta do more i’m gonna do more another one absolutely absolutely yeah all i want to know all i think is is vikkstar what are his thoughts on church brian all i think about oh my god vickstar vickster oh my god vickster

I know i know one thing about i know if i know one thing about vikkstar it’s that he likes money and free money even better if i know one thing about big stars that he sucks advocating for big star would follow me back on twitter when he found out about how much money

He found out about it perhaps he would perhaps he would that’s just a beautiful thought tommy and if he doesn’t follow you back at least he will follow church practice at least he will follow the ways of dreaming an official church prime twitter account oh come on come on you think that

Religion needs a twitter account really what do you think this is some kind of brand to make money to bow no no it isn’t cheating no no the church well is it free money though it’s free so it’s free money it’s it it’s free money so it’s a different category you’re at church

Guys what look at church on twitter no let’s not let’s not at church on twitter that’s very that’s no no that would be that would be yeah no no that would be crossing the line it’s verified yeah that’s not the church is verified yeah the shirt of england is verified

Wait wait you know at twitch prime on twitter is an account wait is it actually i’m pretty sure it’s like it’s like a verified account wait we might need to take them down no wait no we’re gonna need to password that account guys any hackers in this

No wait no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no guys that was a joke i meant minecraft hackers that’s still like a little illegal on twitch yeah but we would never do that i was just referencing one thing i know about tommy

I thought he’s a hacker no no and that he does tax fraud i actually don’t need taxes right oh wait they’ve changed that to prime wait who follows them oh i need to unfollow all of these people after the stream oh no jack manifold follows how many followers do they have 293k

We could pass that no no no no we can’t make a group twitter just a past prime game we could no no we only have like 50k viewers between us no i mean right now we couldn’t but we’re going to like you idiot jack you’ve oh he’s he’s gone to the doctor

It’s a parody account we just tweet we have we tweet about it oh that would be amazing what you wanna you wanna get chill you wanna make it i mean the three of us made our religion plus turbo technically yeah i’m i am a lackey what should i tweet about about about

What should what should my tweet be just say gunpowder say subscribe to dream literally you literally got like two million subscribers this month you got two million subscribers i got 200 subscribers in last 20 days come on oh my god it’s about what kind of what is this

You [ __ ] what kind of wood is this i can give you i’ll give you one subscriber and it’s me oh thank you that’s beautiful that’s beautiful that’s that was beautiful that was beautiful oh my god oh my god guys if you enjoyed that sentence click subscribe and see if you have bro

Guys don’t worry i’m boom boom yeah here’s the tweet here’s the tweet tommy just joined a religion feeling good um are you sure are you sure yes need more women in my religion no there’s plenty of women there’s at least at least like 500. already true i’m i’m surely that okay it needs

To be one that people who have no context of this don’t look at this and go what the [ __ ] oh it could be that and then you have that reaction maybe perhaps oh say my favorite part about uh religion is the money oh my god no no no no no

What the [ __ ] that might be crusty come on come on come on you do it just created a religion loving life is that is good is that offensive no it’s not good is there anything okay is there anything offensive about just created a religion no you have to you have to add feeling

Good do i have someone feeling good google does say it takes three people you guys remember that uh that one’s spaghetti okay is anyone is anyone offended right now if so why no one’s offended no one’s offended oh my god all right what do i say what do i just

Tweet just created a religion do i add anything um just create a religion i mean that hits pretty hard i mean just creating a religion it’s pretty hard i mean i mean if i saw that on the timeline i’d leave a like really yeah what about you you probably wouldn’t

Just created a religion feeling enlightened that’s good are we sure that no one’s going to get upset everyone will get upset about anything tommy look on the bronzer you could do it listen tommy this is this is oh my god oh my god you’re not if you’re not upsetting

People you’re not doing it right tommy what take it as you want just create a religion feeling blessed yeah yeah that’s good enlightened enlightens much better really why oh oh sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry what are you already applauding i’ve been buried i’m i’m please okay have i gone up 20k viewers

Yes or no no all right there was no point in deleting it there you go there you go a hashtag i didn’t need the hashtag uh you didn’t do the hashtag they’ll reply that are you trying to tell him what to tweet i would never do this he would never do

That he would never do that he would never do that come on come on boys retweet it wow i’m really tommy you’re clearly so good at tweets i’m so good i am good at tweets i just like i’m working okay you should tweet you should tweet

Hmm let’s see i got i got to pull this up i got to pull this up i got i just i just want to show my own uh my own uh ad uh we’re inside is this second is this second account on main you can’t this is mean

Okay all right if it’s maine then i’m taking it you tweet you say i just i just found out god is actually real no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no um let’s see us simping for jesus what about that would that be too much

Oh you should tweet you should tweet jeff bezos can’t handle my religion something that makes sense tommy that makes sense jeff bezos and i uh oh my god look at the replies yes let’s see let’s see 10k likes in a minute good work church prime what did you tweet just created a

Religion feeling enlightened feeling enlightened dream canceled guys if you cancel him he’ll just get more primes at the end of his serious talk stream you idiots you’re playing right into his trap the trap has been laid and is being executed as we speak let’s continue with the stream oh jesus

Dream no dream dream you should tweet that yeah yeah you need to tweet me no no no no no no why why are you you’ve just you’ve literally just said it in front of like 50 000 people and you’re like oh no no not tweet no no if i

It’s clear that it’s a joke and that it’s funny but out of context it just seems like i’m being an egomaniac oh yeah no it does seem like that with context as well no no without with context at the end of the day what is life the world around us

Oh no also according to god statistics has become a copy pastor god god is known for collecting data when it comes to like christmas time like according to according to santa’s statistics fifty percent of you are naughty it’s known for collecting data he’s checking his statistics he’s injured yeah right when santa is

[Laughter] oh my god guys guys guys each message you see of this click subscribe and priming just check just check just check please when cross equals one sub no one prairie course one sub we’ve surely crossed them a line now i just i’m gonna be the one to say it

Yeah you know what just just apologize guys no i’ll do a separate stream to apply i actually will do like an apology stream one day anyway i won’t be apologizing for anything but i’ll do an apology stream i’ll do an apology stream and just go i disagree with you and then

I’d be like no i’m completely in the right why you start an apologies and you’re like why are you guys so mad guys it was it was just a joke oh my god jeez oh my god not so [ __ ] yeah we’re done wait until wilbur logs

On he’s going to come on and have a right oh he’s going to need to talk to me after that oh [ __ ] jesus no wilbur would be part of our religion for sure no i don’t think he’d want no no he would he would i think he would what would god think

One dream i mean asking i’ve already said oh my god what would a guy think he says i already said i think you got any more cold i’ve stated just prayed feeling good yeah why’d you put on the end oh my god delete this and tweet it i would

Not be liking this until bad boy halo oh that’s how praying made me feel so i don’t know if it’s a good thing my god is that we are watching today you’ve sinned but it’s okay your primes have redeemed you don’t worry you know how you end with amen we end

Everything with pogchamp lord bless the food we eat today i’m going to weave myself man woman oh my god oh my god oh my god jeff bezos lots of the food we have today my dad’s on the toilet guys dream i’m gonna need you to give me the

Give me the pog champs to pog through this pain lord my stomach really hurts you get come on bread xqcl getting married i lost [Laughter] can we get some getting married craig asms in the chat my stomach yeah you have a wedding like the receptionist like any primers

You got [ __ ] wedding gifted stuff if there’s any primers please stand up now and don’t speak ever oh my god i can’t does any primer stand up now tier twos you are eating towards the back when you get married and instead of kissing you both just have to pog champ

Oh my god funeral capital d code [Applause] impressive no no that’s too far from the wasn’t that actually at a funeral in the game yeah that was that game oh my god they were one step ahead and we didn’t know it it’s all come full circle

You can you go in to confession in this response [Laughter] he’s like father forgive me i’ve said hell [Laughter] okay my eyes i can’t even see anything oh my god i’m so hot oh my god okay let’s quit while we’re ahead i think we got i think we got the base

Really figured out i mean we’ve gotten a lot done in only an hour i mean really i mean you know really productive it’s been like room was better productive i’ve ever been i’m not gonna lie [Laughter] is oh my god oh my god in the gates of having you get a yarn [Laughter]

Guys come on if you ever want to vote we need full participation i’m pretty sure tommy shot himself he just left he just [Laughter] there’s just a band from twitch [Laughter] going going to hell not like this going to hell dude i literally i’ve never been that

Close to winging myself on stream like i had like i had i think it’s going to work guys yeah i think i think it’s going to be going into heaven and god hasn’t tried where are we on trending should we check dude when you’re going into heaven and

God asks if you’re a partner or affiliate you’re in the gates of evan and he’s like what’s your rapture you get a tier three heaven like obama in tier three oh my god you know like just joe down the street he’s through one you’re that guy that saved the kitten

From the tree yeah he said too yeah he got tier 2 a week ago man you want to be more like him his gray dr is [Laughter] all right chaps we need to stop with the carbon bastards and we need pugs in the church dude i’m getting them too we need

We need pogba we need to champ the church church prime all right you’ve got it you’ve got to drop it now you’ve got to know when to stop this is the important bit where this is where you solidify your place dream just between us it’s not even

Between us i’ve gone up almost 1 000 twitch subs today thanks to you oh my god you’re welcome thank you thank you please do this for me did you know oh i just i lost what i was going to say he lost it about like like uh

Like greed is like bad or something greed is bad but luckily free money ain’t great yeah free money isn’t greed but taboo is doubles being greedy but i feel tobo is the one person here taking what do you think what would you think you’re going too far chill out

Just like give it a thumbs up or something no that’s tommy’s reactions he actually just completely ignored it where are we where are we on trending i’m just looking what’s the time wait let me send this in the discord big huge just have a look at that that

That can’t be that might i mean no yeah you can’t if i don’t think people should be like editing actually religious things like that and that’s kind of could be too far oh no i don’t know maybe let’s go we’ve never did that yeah that wasn’t us yeah we were just

Joking we can keep going we’re hypothetically speaking you know he was going to start debating us what does that mean yeah hey hey that was a little weird champ who tweeted that someone said it’s number seven in the u.s they didn’t mean they didn’t mean that they didn’t they didn’t mean him

Yeah someone said number seven training in the uk why is it in britain let me check it’s number 22 in the uk how can it trend in britain when it doesn’t exist what huh britain doesn’t exist right i think you’re an idiot let me get him out the church please can

We get him out did that hit a soft spot was that was that too far that really was too close to home that was literally time you just hit it you just hit home and i have to confess for this oh that would be sick oh my god

There could be hey i’ll tell you what dream i’m going to be checking your reddit after this one i’ll tell you that much i’m so proud i secured my place as a reddit mod like yeah by the way big q i don’t know if you know this but dream’s a redditor

And his favorite subreddit is his own is that so i really like it i think i bleach what is that it’s where they just post really cute pictures of animals all right all right you take that one out with fundy big man what sorry sorry crosstalk line

What did you say what’s your favorite uh subreddit uh tommy because i got mud on it and now i value it more than ever this dream was taken yeah corruption do i have a subreddit that’s not probably that’s not really how you how how you go it’s like

Do i have a twitch account oh i thought people just got them oh people just people made one for me i didn’t even make one but oh oh maybe i have one guys guys tell me just well if you don’t you definitely have one now thank you guys guys it is time

And listen if you are one with us you will stop you will go pog champ you will pog through the paint the cubby pasta wait i’ll show you my powers i can snap my fingers and they’ll all stop at once you ready oh my god oh my god oh my dream oh ready

Am i dreaming right now guys a miracle yeah you know they’ve already stopped because i told them too and the pog champs everything’s gonna stop no they won’t stop pogba champions five no they will four three two one no way that was clearly your mouth who are you falling

Are you questioning his power sorry no i’m not questioning what what what’s wrong with you how could you click that loud though i i bet you went to youtube gaming you me yeah that’s where that’s where the hell is going well normal now they’re just they’re just chatting they’re saying

That’s a thought they’re not literally still popular no no i hate question for you dream are you questioning me tommy no i have a question for you what do you do with people like the youtube gaming boys what do you do with them the super chatters if you will

Oh yeah what’s up with that how do you go about that are you are you really gonna take your that [ __ ] you know hell hello we said we’re sending youtube gaming respect to them dream oh we’re going down that route are we because you can still witch prime and youtube super chat at

The same time because twitch prime is free we just think less of them yeah no no no we don’t we’re nothing less of them i do we view them as equals we are fair and we are fair you know that last time i streamed on on youtube i had way more

Viewers than twitch so how much how many more primes did you get at zero i got zero actually that’s true did you get any channel members i don’t even have that set up so no oh what is it dude all right drinking all right boys we’re gonna go we’re gonna go back to

Pogchamps in three two one i don’t even i don’t even need to click you know it boys oh seven drop your pog champs youtube mem my members what what actually do you get for being a member i thought it was just it’s like twitch but significantly worse

Like buying your way into the sky into evan you can’t really compare youtube to when you literally get a ticket into heaven with twitch prime you can’t compare that to youtube my religion is dreamianity all right fair enough this is disclaimer this is a joke you don’t actually get into heaven if

You twitch prime this is completely a joke just a disclaimer so i do not get sued thank you or say are you saying you can be corrupted yeah actually wait what’s our equivalent of the of vatican city oh it’s going to be this church it’s going to be this area

No you know what we should do we should call this area you know this little side area between lumanburg cracknap’s house and dream smp this should be the the area of church prime or the suburbs of prime why don’t we just call it the sub because you know the subs

Yeah the subs for shirt for sure god i’m in stream the subs yeah all right when you go down here you go into the subs are you right with this dream i just thought i was like what if you wanted to go to heaven but god said do you have twitch

This is beautiful this is we’ve really created something to be proud of guys yeah we’ve really we’ve really been moral today honestly we have probably just pioneered an entire nation without knowing it yeah we have yeah yeah i’d say we’ve done that actually we have done that

We have you can’t you can’t argue with it you can’t even disagree if you disagree straight to health who are you to tell me to go to hell that’s true too that’s that’s too far too far sorry my bad my back my bad right i’ll make a little stone wall that just says

Welcome welcome to the subs oh it’s like the signs they have like when you go into a new town and it’s like hey you’re here now entering what’s his face place yeah so we have dream smp we have lemanberg and then we have a district of dream smp the subs

Can it not be like can the subs not be like mutual ground no one owns it yeah it is out of all the wars so it’s like yeah what do you think about that can ever go down yeah yeah how could that happen

What we say is if if if you fight in the subs everyone fights but dream dream can you can you spend some time making a defined border for the subs the religious ground that’s quackity’s job wait wait can i hold on no why what now why is that my job because you’re making

You have been given the items to make the church in the surrounding area all right all right yeah wait everyone you are you’re going elsewhere you are a prophet quakery god it’s such a such an honor oh wait what nothing what did i say it no

No no say it no i don’t think i will i don’t think i will Wait what what the [ __ ] it’s fine if you don’t want to break tos do not break tos the tos oh dude wait should the tos be like yeah the tos is like our live laws like the bible you read the tos the eos is the bible this

Is brilliant you can access it on twitter okay first shot tv forward slash terms of service yeah we’re going to make our own pos yeah no but the whole point is we’re under twitch yeah yeah yeah come on don’t get too big boots yeah yeah i mean yeah that was a little

That’s a lot yeah that was a little much it wasn’t so much yeah this area we need to about what we need to do is powered rail a power drill what’s the boat i want to go faster we need to define the areas of the subs

Can you help me dream what i say we do just but we need to put down markings but i say we make it all right come with me dream come with me follow me i’m gonna just do like a full circle of the subs so it’s here

We kind of weave around turbo’s house here oh my god oh what my remains yeah his roommate well actually this should be a historical ground to show that show the tyranny that once happened in the subs yeah no no it’s what it’s showing is that and then it worked

Yeah war never never changed then why are we doing another one okay no that’s that’s that’s well it kind of does work for you guys someone in my chat just had a vision they said pog stands for people of god All right dream dream what do you think about this is the area of um right can you mark it out please no jesus we’ll put some effort in it’s your religion after all actually as is literally jesus sorry jesus too tired oh it’s too much it’s too far no

Heart nothing no smile yeah no hurt come on man all right this church is coming out pretty pretty good job can you do them when he oh i’ll do the markings later i told you my internet isn’t good enough to place or break blocks look in tab oh press tab

Wait what is this what is this it’s a miracle it’s floating what is this what’s going on wait what happened i did it oh my god he’s performing miracles right i’m performing miracles what’s happening please make me float i would like to float please make me float please i’m ready i’m ready

To gift go on again stay your miracle to me please share your message i’m gonna What happened oh god oh no i missed the miracle god just died oh just just wait give me 30 seconds oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god wait oh my god no no no leave it leave it leave it there stand exactly where you were

He died for our sins come on bro come on bro come on bro no no bible stump wait what happened i missed it i’m sorry wait he rose up into the sky and expressed these miracles right here look at these these are floating he performed these miracles oh my god no

Oh that’s beautiful oh no i know i got rid of one miracle oh no you idiot you idiot i can’t place it back that would be disrespectful no no no no no i am resurrected oh my god he’s naked god why aren’t you wearing any clothes god i think

God please make me slightly foreign living with nature that’s crazy please launch me into the sky god what did you say what did you say i saw the toss oh pray pray pray gentlemen we’re praying to you you idiot you don’t mention rule number one is don’t embrace others don’t harass others

And we’ll spread it to others please do not spread hate crime spree speak the tos to a stream and we’ll we’ll spread it out round the worlds of dream s and p and le mandberg crouched about you don’t be beautiful that will be beautiful to ask pogba’s pockets

I want to hear it i want to hear it i want to hear it what did the vision say you can read it for yourself what where where where tell us please it’s twitches terms of service introduction your agreement to these terms of service please read these terms of service carefully

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I’m the one oh [ __ ] it’s over for me boys oh my god why did you do that to him why he looked there was too much food i’m the chosen one i’m the chosen one he’s the chosen one please bow bow wait wait wait no no no he’s trying to defy your power

Oh no but but he’s standing on the floating block another miracle another miracle another one i’m the chosen one this is where tax fraud got me bezos would be proud an arrow for an arrow for the primes don’t you worry i’m on midi block an arrow for the primes

You just show yourself you shot yourself and got an achievement she was something he did i did i did i really did oh i was so close hey guys i’m back oh hello yeah sorry your curls are gone pog chop yeah they’re they’re out of here man oh my god

Oh my god i don’t have a meaning now yeah that’s crazy we really we’ve really done something we truly have done something oh god what was that you he was struck oh my god look at him look at yeah up you get my friend oh i’m wrong

No you have to jump up and then right click he wasn’t meant to be oh thank god i was meant to be tommy’s not crazy big big you are you meant to be how do i get there are you meant to be you jumping you right click are you

Meant to be can i be the pope that’s nile are you meant to be no he’s a genius he’s just so important god gifted me with intelligence tommy has the powers quackity has the brains oh you haven’t the background characters you have the iq look at look at our ensemble just sit

And clap whenever we do anything first he has the cut yeah stay away from this guy turbo jumbo you are like you are the devil wait wait wait i know why you wouldn’t accept us at the beginning it’s because he’s always he’s always had mixer within him

Oh my god it’s a shut down oh he’s [ __ ] i smell it [Applause] facebook gaming get away from us you bastard you bastard out go get your data collected why does he deserve an explanation only he can decide look look to him looked at that looked at the green one watch this carefully

Oh you’ve been closed pogba [ __ ] do you eat the apple do you eat the golden apple or do you throw it away no you do not eat the apple you do not eat the forbidden fruit so you’re choosing to not be cleansed he rejected your gift he just

You he just said god you’re weird jump right to his right to his dumb face damn you have to accept the terms of certainly i did i i do i’m a partner now are you a robot go fill up this ring how many bamboo leaves do you see in front of

You how many how many crafting tables are there behind you punch all the people wearing nether right chest plates oh he passed he didn’t i will come again one day oh my god boys boys listen to me listen to me oh my god as soon as he leaves disasters begin to happen

Oh my listen to me big q thank you listen to me listen to me here’s what we’ve got to do no no murder in the subs listen to me you we we must ma tomorrow i’m getting off now but you must build the church tomorrow i will

Finish the tower and now and i’ll define the subs all right i’ll be here also oh my dream oh my dreams my dreams oh my dreams and remember don’t go on twitter after this don’t remember whatever you do don’t check to it for two days because because

The people won’t be happy the the the sinners no the people will inspire the app just log out and not install the app boys thank you very much for watching sorry if that was i thought that seemed fine thank you all very much for watching

Um i’m gonna raid big q remember all of this is a joke please nothing we don’t take any [ __ ] you know um sorry i just i just pulled up a stream and he’s just sat going like this and it was thank you all very much for watching this was very very very fun

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