TommyInnit – So jschlatt got banned for being too funny…

Today i played on dreams minecraft server you know the one the server that’s just constantly at war however today a special guest joined just for one day because he got banned now if you’ve watched my channel for a while you know i’m quite a big fan of the special guest

People say he’s my hero he’s not my hero i’m my own hero because i’ve never spoken to the special guest before it was pretty interesting how it all played out also please do check you subscribed subscribing literally helps out the channel in in the biggest way possible so even if you

Can just check that would be mental anyway this was my first experience with jay schlatt and probably my last because dream decided to ban him i hope you enjoy you see these barrels up here yeah i have i have so many i don’t know i don’t know what to do you

Idiot you ran right by me where are you oh by the chickens hey come here what’s up man i’m right on the middle the hell is this that’s that’s uh george oh yeah who’s this that’s where is everyone going why is everyone leaving my ball house wilbur you gotta

Tell me what the hell is going on cause i am so god damn confused you like [ __ ] you you know i like balls do you like houses flat i’m actually prejudiced against homeless people that’s good i’m not one of those where the hell are you we’re on the

Wooden plank yeah follow follow the child the child no i’m not no i don’t know who’s this child that keeps following me that he’s like five years old i no i think you’re not talking about you’re following me right now he’s like seven tops if i had to wager i guess

How are you guy i’m all right trying to find my friend wilbur i don’t know where he is though oh he’s he’s up here near his ball follow me i’m here i’m in my ball if you look to your right yeah just yeah no you’re not you’re not look um yeah you

Know you want to come this way oh welcome to my ball uh i’ve already tell me what the hell is going on here wilbur i thought it would be just you and me in this ball but instead we have uh we have like a fifth grader we’ve got no i got typo sapnap

George not found and this guy in a fursuit i don’t even know this guy’s fine this guy let me give you the grand torch if you don’t mind it’s quite a walk over here it’s where i sleep oh you see i’ve got the best view can you be quiet tommy

Sorry i’m i’m right this is the this is the best view in the house i’d say and and this is my viewing point uh ironically the only view i have is of the child of me of my house yeah yeah that’s the grand tour i hope it didn’t take too long

It’s like those tick tocks i see five things in my japanese house that just makes sense it’s just me sorry i don’t use i don’t use tiktok well i’m not a fan i don’t know about you wilbur but i love sending my information to the chinese government

Tell you what you want to blow this i i’d i’d love to tell you my favorite one but this goddamn child keeps sorry sorry i’ll stand with you i’ll stand with tubbo just stand on the other side of the room yeah yeah yeah i want to blow this ball

I want to blow this ball i think we should go and rebuild china you want to hang gliding out of this out of this loser emporium you want to skateboard out of this jive turkey farm give us a skateboard okay keep those children down there can

I are you good with me come in can i why is he looking at me are you good with me hey man i think we have some sort of skateboarding apparatus tubbo looks like the kind of guy would have that [ __ ] furry guy can’t put something in that’ll help us roll around

I’ll work on it i coded in uh impossible no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

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No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no so schleich the funny thing about this

Server is it’s actually an anarchy server so if you see anything in the chest that you want you can just take it this is johnny’s home i actually was already in a house that would i hate labeled tommy in it and i took a bunch of stuff

Oh okay most of the houses are named tommy in it that i don’t think you should have that no no no no no no no no okay yeah no no bundy funny not with the schlong not now not now uh so this is this is tommy schlong

I got one of those your accent wilbur it’s nice and velvety kind of like mac and cheese but that kid over there he just the way he says certain words yeah i’ll just tune into his stream sometimes and it’ll just be completely silent and then all of a sudden i’ll hear pogchamp

Well that’s what that’s no that’s what happens listen buddy that does not sound like me all right that i don’t know oh my god that’s fantastic let me take this um this is stealing who is this goddamn british person trying to tell us how [ __ ] many are of you guys are

They there’s like nine million of us just in london britain you know pronounced british british british it sounds like it sounds like you’re struggling with the word british british hey say uh did you say mathematics mathematics what you sound like a idiot okay okay tommy hit it yeah let me

Let me look through these chests see if there’s any crayons i can give you that’s not that’s not but stop laughing so don’t let tubbo silence is george british too yeah he is he is oh my god so everybody everybody here is from europe i’m from america who said that [Laughter]

That’s not your teacher you can you don’t have to hide we gotta stick together [Laughter] oh [ __ ] watch out sorry we’re getting shooting [ __ ] at me a ghost yeah no don’t worry i’ll i’ll protect it’s a flying dirigible what it’s like the hindenburg let’s go this way okay yeah this will be safer

Following i mean did we all just decide we’re gonna follow the the seven year old but you know what man you are the same age one minute okay i’m aware this isn’t good timing but oh my god now he’s dead now his dad’s calling for him pogchamp [Laughter]

I’m aware of the poor timing of that but you know father i found my gcses what’s your favorite crayola color dude i can you tell sam now to stop shooting me come on come on we’re gonna go on a little trip uh there’s nothing up there just let him let him go

[ __ ] dude i’m trying to do something funny man i have to mine all this sand again and start from yeah you’ll be fine you’ll be alright oh my god no i forgot some sand down there on sapnap oh that was not as cool as i thought it would be

Are you missed oh no you almost got me you don’t know hey and that’s just not uber elite [ __ ] damn it my fishing rod broke are you gonna be all right going down there do you want some blocks i’ll i’ll do it god damn it

Remember the cook should yeah i do i bet i’d catch fur guy hey fundy you do you reckon you would have fallen for the [ __ ] shed what’s the procedure with the [ __ ] [ __ ] well we could we can simulate it now if you want i mean we’re on the right game

Yeah yeah yeah let’s do it in my house actually let’s do it in my base cool cool yeah let’s go i need some water as well i’m on the water i have a fish give me the give me the fish yeah just put the water one up so about your fish

Is gonna die no not my finger no you’re gonna put it one up but one up well i can’t because the fish is going to die on the magma oh i forgot about that how to get tubby’s fish yeah no i’m trying you just like get him in the bucket [ __ ] [Laughter]

Like paired up with a much better looking set of clothing yeah give me a minute give me a minute what’s up can we get a screenshot you want a little screen yeah yeah oh yeah it’s almost like you wanted to photoshop and just like hook my

Yeah you know why don’t we take the screenshot now uh yeah dude i’m gonna edit you out of that photo i just took why don’t know no uh everyone everyone cleared the scene everyone cleared the scene it’s just fun b and j slat do you use your your mic you you yeah

You know the one everybody set set the stage i want to let you guys know that i haven’t i haven’t been trying to like be funny or anything today but now now i’m going to be funny this is where the entertainment begins all right go go go wait

Oh [ __ ] my microphone isn’t plugged in i can’t do the funny mic but it’s not going to be funny it’s not the same without the funny it’s not going to be funny without the funny thing it won’t be funny i’m looking for the [ __ ] look tommy it’s been so goddamn long

Since since i had to pull out the funny mic you know you know the last time i played minecraft was goddamn you’re making me pull out my goddamn funny mic for this [ __ ] you man yay well i know loud equals funny but look i just sometimes sometimes i don’t have the capacities to

To do this [ __ ] anymore you know i’m an old man you are old and you’re an old man it’s okay just confused too i got one last chance to make one last chance i found it i found the plug it’s gone in boys i’m out of usb ports so i have to unplug

Something this it might i might unplug the mouse i don’t be able to move after this i can give you a nudge he’s going to be eating oh oh hey it’s funny you the pug you like minecraft don’t you do you like minecraft do you make videos on mine on minecraft

I do yeah it must it must get really hot and sweaty and humid inside that fursuit that you wear all the time why don’t you why don’t you come into my [ __ ] shed uh i why don’t you step inside my [ __ ] shed fundy you don’t even have to look i’ll

Go in first i you might be a little bit a little bit nervous i’m sure look completely fine all right nothing to be afraid of right guys right yeah yeah right right right wilbur yeah tubbo completely fine completely fine i trust them goddamn oh british people sound the same

Uh funny it’s your turn to get inside the cup shed everybody caught up we’re gonna clap [Applause] let’s go all right now we count down Oh i need you to take a step forward so that you’re in the middle of the two spruce trap doors tommy are you living a dream i’m oh my god tommy don’t worry i’ve got it good the guy is a [ __ ] well um tommy did you like that that was the best

How do i make more money how do you make more money i’m not making enough oh my god you’ve only got 2 000 subs don’t i mean he’s not he’s not walking the path right now yeah that is true right i’d be on about 15 000 if i was walking down this path

Yeah let’s keep walking so anyway as i was what were we talking about i don’t know women where are we talking about women i just want to let you know you were talking about money that’s that’s why we can talk about women though this week who’s your favorite woman

Um i like the queen i think she’d probably be up there and i’m not even about you know your mum oh my mother yeah yeah she’s probably up there too i mean in terms of in terms of like women with status i’d probably say the queen is the queen

Is up there you know the fact that she just doesn’t die yeah it’s really impressive you know when she dies i get three days off school i know it’s like a national thing so everybody goes into crisis mode but i i hate to break it to you tommy you know on

On september 23rd you might have three days off wait what what can you elaborate on please what do you mean you want to listen to a music disc whilst the sun rises the banks i’d love to blocks cats weights mellow height what are you seeing [ __ ] in here you know

There’s nothing in there oh we’re gonna see this is gonna be awkward because we’re gonna have to turn around this way we can go on wilbur’s big hot ball okay yeah let’s go to the ball we can go we’ll stand on wilbur’s bed and look out the window

I don’t think it’s gonna rise i don’t know if i’m gonna i mean those are clean sheets okay okay just play the disc yeah okay it’s starting to rise i think i i mean the whole point was we were sap nap yep you know the sun’s kind of

Oh it’s almost rising but you can’t see because you’ve decided to sleep i think he’s passed away i hope a [ __ ] seven-year-old wasn’t the last thing i’m ever gonna see because i might not wake up from this sleep happens to the best of us oh

Can you can you can you wake up i see the sun i see the sunrise out of my periphery yeah but that’s not that’s not the same thing look which sound that moon oh wow it’s another person i woke up wow look at that that’s it that’s a sight to behold

And i can’t [ __ ] see it and that is pretty yeah i think now is a good time for us yeah that’s all hey oh it’s about gonna have my disc what the hell jumbo i’m going after it has anyone got the disc no i yeah that was a terrible ending

Who’s got the disc how did you get so i went for like three seconds have you got the disc hey no no hey hey hey let’s stop that all right let’s stop this because you’re a good guy hey can i kill you please well i’m gonna

No stop it how do i get away from this kid no please don’t kill me i’m not sap oh It’s more of like a threat really all right that was unnecessary i mean he is a man after all i killed jay schlitz okay listen [ __ ] you say aluminum how do you say it say it dick say it [ __ ] why would you say it well say tomato oh and and that’s it

We never got to learn about economics we’re dead in the water inflation’s going to kill us all i can’t think i can’t teach you anymore i got banned he’s gone what the [ __ ] thank you all for watching pretty pretty great stream honestly boys please if you’ve got this far

Come over to the twitch all of this was streamed live there there’s like 10 000 of you on there but there’s so many more of you are here listening to this so i mean you could be watching the streams i mean for the past three days uh we’ve been at war against dream

So that that’s on the horizon seriously please do come and click the link below i’d really love to see more of you not stopping by the streams you know just just say hi say hi it’s all live there you can’t miss it i know i keep going on about it but you can’t

You you’re missing out thanks for watching you know there’s more dream smp on the screen right now give it a click you know click it click it or well if you’re clicking it you haven’t gone to the twitch so i don’t know it’s kind of a lose-lose situation for me