TommyVODS – TommyInnit & Skeppy Ruin Zyphon’s $1,000 Minecraft Tournament

So you’re wondering what’s happening today we’re in a minecraft event you guys know zyphon right you mean that video about speedrunners that wouldn’t leave you recommended you know the one about exposing spirit and dream in the thumb you know him right now he has decided to host an event

All right he’s decided to host an event for one thousand dollars and and hear me out it’s a parkour event and you might know me i’m actually quite good at parkour i don’t know if you saw in the uh the what was it the mcu

But i actually kind of owned i owned ed parkour so we we have quite a solid chance who’s in the event all right this is where you all start pog champing you don’t click off um dream tap l skeppy dio fundy bad boy halo squid kid and me So i think we’re in for quite a treat boys i think we’re in for quite a treat um i’m gonna log on the server now you can see them all on look at me look at me not clickbaiting uh five minutes we’ve got i’ve got my fan on

So that’s why my hair’s moving oh i’m in my skin look at me why am i down here who’s on look at him Oh scott thank you for the five subs mate i missed it oh my god i’m such a streamer hacks i’m i’m just i’m just under the map uh thank you for the five pound as well scott how are we chat so i gotta turn off this and we’re taking this [ __ ] seriously all

Right so we’re in the tournament 1000 uh i believe this is the practice so if you want to work out how i’m going to do this i actually have a bit of a plan and now it might seem really strange and stupid but i’m going to listen to music because

I find music might help quite helps me concentrate and just a whole chapter of the word pogchamp the emote pardon me just listening to it and just leaning in and so you’re ready let’s have a little practice run um i if i’m gonna also be doing the dream snp after this chat

Like right after why is dizzy tj trying to know had a fun day uh after this i’m going to be going on the you know if we’ve got to go we can just go on the dream smp so we’re here but we’ve got war after that it’s gonna be quite a compact stream

All right boys you ready oh god it’s not easy right how do you do this shout out what the [ __ ] uh oh how do you do it you don’t have the pack why don’t you have the pack because i ain’t no [ __ ] oh this is easy you just gotta jump

Oh so you gotta get the momentum going do you oh bug look at me go and on the redstone why why do i not have the oh wait okay i need to turn on the pack but i also don’t need to leave the ip look at me not leaking the ip

Thank you for all the subs as well okay oh oh let’s see just where he oh you went to go okay all right ready What did skippy’s on i’m gonna get trolled i’m gonna get trolled oh my god This is gonna be fun it’s one thousand dollar event oh my god i’ve gotta beat skeppy hey guys i think we’re about to get troll a lot of old guys oh this is all right why are there so many slime jumps you know who was like let’s answer

So this is just the practice if you’re aware it starts at six that we just get to get a feel of the course come on all right bit of a parkour god i am [Applause] 14 you’re right did i just Oh Why can i why so they do regenerate move dizzy have you oh yeah the plays everyone wasn’t an adventure it’s fixed now oh my god Oh my god so we’re doing this tournament and then after this we’re going on the dream smp you might be able to guess but i’m probably going to do quite good Event delayed no don’t delay i want to go do war ah i think i’ve been a three months timer thank you cody with a tier one thank you steph stephanie with the tier one and joining faith with the tier one thank you all for the subs

Look at us climbing we’re going to be on the top of twitch in no time Ah watch me go boys watch me go a bit of frame lag there but a frame read it this isn’t actually going to be that bad are there exploits here okay let’s check no okay Oh my Oh my god i’m gonna get trolls maybe i control him maybe i can troll him That is my face that is [ __ ] oh my god i have to jump on my oh I’m going to jump on purple’s eyebrows this is my dream hey guys hey guys anyone else here ever want to jump on purple so yeah we’re doing this tournament then we’re gonna go do some war on the uh on the smp oh look at that it like also capitals my oh no

I want to do the war quicker so eight minutes eight minutes what tournament is it this is a zyphon’s one thousand dollar tournament hi auntie so i think swaggy smith for the three months yeah no i think we’re gonna win Oh i had to jump on that oh you’re [ __ ] me all right so we don’t really want to fall on this one that’s what i’ve taken from it all right you ready why no stop putting no there you go see don’t spell it like that though spell it right all right

Oh [ __ ] off purple oh so if you crouch on these you’re like hello tapal i’m actually better at the game than you there we go look at me climbing oh i’m a bit of a okay let’s memorize the root the route any americans Oh wait oh okay this is pretty all we’ve got to do is win this tournament get a thousand dollars then go kill dream get a million views that’s all we’ve got to do today that’s the only thing on my list okay just that way hello geo square oh my

Oh i won oh so that was it that’s not that hard oh wait oh do i have to keep going i have to keep going are you [ __ ] me okay that’s really Easy look at me go the parkour god himself look at me bounce look at me bounce okay so i wish these guys would uh move let’s do this you ready boys okay so the trick is if you need to stop crouch and then start do one bounce first all right

And there’s nothing wrong it’s not moment as as momentum based as people think i don’t think oh god okay so that is so what we’ve got to do boys you ready I think i know i think i know so we go here here i’m i’m enjoying watching my pog champs fly by right now so go like this right you ready here you go why is that’s not bouncy hey guys isn’t this the steppy meme all right i kind of like to get this

Done with so do i have to land like right in the middle how does it don’t press space true thank you checkpoint eleven oh okay now we have to climb zyphon’s body this has actually been my dream for plenty of years i really hope he’s not like

That was a joke see i i kind of said that and then was like oh wait i forgot don’t press space button chat i’m too zoned into the parkour to think about what i’m saying all right it’s not my fault all right if i say something offensive just remember it was

The parkour not me look at me go look at me Dream it’s dream everybody all right dream you [ __ ] [ __ ] you gotta go like this of course i’ve gotta focus on speed let’s try a different song you ready this is my uh my i actually used to practice the mcc with this song i’m gonna have to concentrate for this all right

The crazed green bastard watch me go watch me bounce I want you to watch will’s animation is uh talking to skeppy you tell them wills hey guys team wills ah barely on the corner of it just stop speaking no genuinely everyone thought i was taking the piss in that vicstar video not concentrating helps me concentrate because then i go into autopilot

And i’m better when i’m not really thinking about it i’m just doing it would you like to speak to bad boy halo oh yes i would oh wheats i’m gonna go make him i’m gonna troll him and swear at him and be make everyone it will be so funny Oh that loud okay we’ve got to hold up on that last jump all right that’s what we’ve got to do all right you ready chap that was my problem make him go language i’m going to go hey bad boy halo have bet by halo 14 bad boy halo 14.

I’ll go baby haley what do you think of the number 69 oh sat nap can you [ __ ] off just fall and die in in minecraft that would be so funny if i said that to bad boy halo there we go now i know what’s what’s popping

If you will what’s up oh you’re joking all right where do i go oh you stupid it’s just rtc connecting hey bad boy halo same time hi oh my god stop it Oh they’re doing mini games in between oh wow but it really is the only chance we having money ah i’m gonna put my dog up one second yeah you should yeah i like you you have a cool dog bad boy halo he’s a loud dog yeah you should um

You should keep that dog oh yeah what’s your favorite breed of dog bad boy halo i think he’s gone yeah i think he’s gone yeah okay like you’re a panda for the prime fin boys let’s get our prize what’s our sub goal i’ll ask allah i’ll i’ll go bad boy halo

What do you think of the word [ __ ] all right there we go all right let’s let’s do it let’s do it let’s farm those primes anyway hey and then i assume it’s basically pretty much yeah i honestly wouldn’t even ask for another minute if you can’t finish in seven someone’s gonna be

With that yeah yeah hey hey hey hi hey hello hi hey fun day i thunder thank you for the tier three ally thank you for the prime hi tap l hi tommy in it hey hello oh wait ariel hello mr l hi me hey fundy hi you you guys are [ __ ] loud

Hold on jesus hey l who’s your favorite woman me yeah time i thought you knew this that’s what i thought [Laughter] i’m gonna make this is uncomfortable for everyone and as funny for me as i can and i’m so excited i just really want steppy to join the call i’m going to get i’m going to farm so many keg double use today you don’t even know right who do we who’s next

Oh bad boy halo you are important you just uh punched me bad boy halo where’s the stadium hey bad boy halo who’s your favorite woman let’s go here what’s going on uh finn who’s finn not the question do you actually die from this not the my my health is going down but

Only for like half a heart oh oh it is going down i might die let’s go you gotta get crits you guys can go back like where the start let’s kill him so then we could sue wipeout going to kill skeppy oh i want three hearts Goodbye eric thank you for the money thank you for the free money oh what where’d he go i teleported by steppi is dying thank god i mean what oh man is it they’re gonna do interviews or something is that what it is yeah i think so too i can’t wait to be

Interviewed by his iphone you know he’s not uh dying yo no no i’m going to kill you scappy they have regen 255 it doesn’t matter oh you son of a hey hey hello everyone funny are you wearing your skin fun day yeah i’m wearing the normal skin you know

The revolution doesn’t doesn’t work here my guy yeah oh should i you know wearing my uh one minute we’ve got to go back we’ve got to go back i can’t i don’t want to embarrass myself in front of skeppy the steppy master of troll lolly and bad boy halo yes mother i’m trolling

I’m trolling mother there is no time oh you’re kind of just i don’t know i kind of thought we were waiting for it to start let’s see first is that what’s happening who wants to get trolled they’re just going right into it this is gonna be fun boys this is gonna be fun Thank you for the two months hello zython do i hear that there is some confusion in here if i take it correctly if we win i’m not confused well the winner gets one thousand dollars second place gets 250 and third place gets 100. oh and the rest nothing sponsored Let’s the 30 30 seconds are definitely over uh wait who’s it sponsored by sorry you wait a minute we’re paying you money no i’m not sure oh coming in and thank you for your money i really do appreciate it who is it he’s still moving he’s cheating

No one stopped at him stop moving you clown kill him do something please can we start he’s going for it i want to do parkour diphon you know the part of the the parkour with my face and we’re back yeah right i hated that so much You’re a very poor looking all right so everyone after aaron’s turn there’s going to be a game of spleef where the winner can get fifty dollars if they don’t complete that easy fifty bucks oh i reached checkpoint zero nine it’s finished fifty dollars wow oh well we’re having all right watch

This fifty dollars each so you can win up to 300. so you can get more than second place exactly if you win all the minigames yeah you might want to consider that firebreath man what are you trying to say so do we record our run or the entire event

Oh uh uh uh are we obligated to or uh i guess i’m doing the before too if you can i really appreciate it do you want to have more perspectives or something or i’m like yeah oh okay coming dad oh wait so would you say zyphon the

Entire event or what is it father oh Guys i’m not doing much parkour or trolling nothing funny is happening oh my god why is sapnaf on the course you’re getting beaten by the people who are practicing wait wait how do you get all the i like how you’re doing events because you remind me of noah noah’s voice thank you

You hear that you have some competition hello Minecraft sunday minecraft dc Minecraft one days i’m going to go back to the people running the event Thanks for talking thanks for helping we have it’s just going to be me and the youtubers hello youtubers Hi hi what should we talk about whilst we wait um woman yes that’s all about favorites talk about women now my i was actually watching a video on why pokemane is bad earlier and i i disagreed with every single point there good that’s very good what are you doing

It’s not letting me speak in the game one minute guys my dinner Hello Oh i can get punched over here but bro wait time All right now hit me up boys Oh gosh i need more helping hands please funny come here please oh bro i know it’s an awful sight to see but trust me oh my god guys Um Guys Scrappy Oh god i’m not out oh my god there what the heck you’re right oh wait okay we gotta get under this arena then all right where’s a good spot for that i guess these peppers are really hot Where’s scaffy oh my god hey uh how you doing over there not great where are you you’re almost there you’re almost the third thing you’re doing pretty good yeah he’s not Wow look Hello hello come on sorry just eating me dinner it’s all good i um i have to talk to you what’s up scappy my friend i think i need a chargeback that thousand dollars i donated to you oh yeah yeah my mom said she didn’t appreciate me taking her credit card

I actually didn’t tell my mum about the money you gave me Are you gonna turn this video into a highlight honestly i was sleeping 10 minutes ago and i had like 50 missed calls from bad telling me to get online can i have your number so i can call you yeah i’ll give you my number And i just i’m so tired and i don’t think i’m gonna do very good at this are you a parkour scabby i’m actually known as the parkour guard around these parts really i’m eating some lettuce right now scrappy Does that help you do parkour no no just mother said i have to eat it or else i don’t know man fair enough following are you also gonna use this as a video no no i’m not i’m just here to have fun Me too except i can’t do this who’s your favorite woman look at me didn’t he already ask me this i thought i answered who’s your favorite woman skeppy finster Touche touched my friend not the queen Is yours the queen yeah lame I beg your pardon nothing no i i excuse you tommy how would you feel about a collab cream let’s collab i’ll collab with you under one condition yeah you wear a duck suit skin of yourself It’s gonna be i’m not sure if that would i’m not sure that’s exactly what would suffice suffice suffice The moment you put that on i’ll troll you so hard and we’ll just you troll me will you no you said that oh skippy did it tps oh it’s not my oh [ __ ] you want to stay in the car with miss guppy we can bond yeah that sounds good awesome

Hmm i’ll wear a duck skin for you shopping you would oh god it started hey let’s team that’s crosstalk okay don’t betray me because i’m really trusting you here scotty i would never betray you if you betray me i will leave and never talk to you again i would not be trying you

All right and we’re just going to say the word about oh fundy’s going to be this guy not like you he’s he could oh skeppy don’t even get me started on fundy i saw your tweet to bad boy halo where you swore scappy What did you make of it do you agree i was overwhelmed and i would honestly say a little disappointed disappoint okay you don’t understand what that man has made me go through bad boy halo just wait can we kill him wait wait i know i saw your reply you said sorry

You have to go through no i’m leaving wait wait wait wait wait wait no no no kill bad boy halo we can do it we can control him there’s no regency there’s no regen if you kill him i’ll forgive you all right i’m on it

I’m on it big man wait a minute is this pvp i don’t know i’m going to kill bad boy halo and i’m going to put it give me a boost skeppy give me a boost okay okay give me a is he nearly wait actually wait punch me want oh no

There’s regen god damn it i’ve never been more pissed in my life mmm had a dream oh Oh skepty i’m going to die oh god okay wait was that wait it wasn’t yet that was the start oh they didn’t give us a countdown they just said go why but they i i didn’t get spleef and i got killed didn’t die did you i got brutally murdered by

My dream oh you guys please hell no i didn’t get sleep i just got stabbed i just got stabbed to death skeppy i didn’t even get one i just got i’ve got he brought a gun to a knife fight what are you on about i got stuck i’ve been stabbed by two americans Don’t bring race into this i beg your pardon i’m gonna eat my lettuce and think about what you just said no ugh i’m also on the second layer wait a minute are you like fully dead what happened to you what happened i was snapped enough i don’t understand I’m not sure i’m going to be able to recall those events i got stabbed they’re doing a countdown always i can’t hey what one sex scappies wait here we i got i got murdered to death i didn’t get spleefed can you teleport me back we got bad news for you teleport me back

Thank you hello skeppy how are you about i just later i just said teleport me back multiple times and so they did well i wouldn’t be back just just go in the call and go teleport me back now okay let me try it does that actually work for me it’s gonna look stupid

Yeah yeah no i oh i’m back i’m here oh i got killed by healing issues audrey you were trying to make me look stupid nice i was scathing they’re cross-teaming scappy I’m try-harding just for you bro Dream is dead this is funny that’s just something up i just outplayed them you’re not turning this into a video are you i don’t have to you know be respectful do i no you don’t have to be respectful i will be i’m gonna eat and i just hope that i don’t get rng’d

Hey there’s going to be extreme 15 seconds if you win what do i do skeppy yeah no i was gonna say something stupid oh should i target bad boy halo just for you yeah ah wait actually let me play battle music one second and then i’m gonna target bad boy halo

And i’m gonna in the name of skeppy i’m gonna do it i’m gonna go bad boy halo this is the final troll you stupid idiot i got him stephanie it was a suicide mission but it was for you skeppy it was a suicide mission but it was worth it

Oh i’m so proud of myself so have i impressed you yet skeppy that was pretty good you’re getting there once you put on that duck skin all right someone make me a duck skin oh are you gonna do it now yeah yeah i’ve got 12k people here one of them post it in

Hashtag media please yeah one of them can do it one of them can do it so it’s not full parkour right this event i don’t know i’m just uh i’m just enjoying not you obviously but making everyone else uncomfortable i’m i this is where i get my oh skeppy

There’s a hole in the ground where are you here let’s exploit the system i i actually am oh wait hold on i want it i want it want some of this how do you get there go down the hole in the ground steppy i’ve got blocks i’ll come up and save you

Can i i can yeah yeah yeah this seems this seems good i’m gonna win a thousand dollars um and when i do i’m gonna give it all to you stephie look at me i’m i’m near bad boy halo and fundy where are you i’m on my way i’m coming to you

I’m showing them all where to go skeppy i see you my no hey tpv follow me my friend follow me hello i got you look down the hall why are we all down hold on i’m very concerned with this where are you guys [Applause] oh wait watch this oh those bastards

They cleared my inventory oh hey jeffy i’m just gonna go um take my dinner downstairs and thank my mother for making it can you entertain my stream please yeah tell her i say hi no i won’t ah i actually i will thank you um entertainment stand here scappy look turn around

Stand here and entertain them i’ll be minutes How are we doing Okay so i had this idea but i don’t know if people will tell him oh okay you don’t even have time reply even though i shouted at her you shouted at her no i shouted it at her i shouted mother mother skeppy says hello why you stood inside bad boy halo Ah oh all right i’m going to tell you where we are on the on the list all right skepticism yeah looking wipeout info i don’t think we should join the the call because then we won’t be able to bond yeah i agree austin will probably do significantly worse than last year

Yeah yeah we’ve me and you just stay here motivating each other scappy if i go scappy i’m motivating you right now and you go thank you tommy in it then yeah you’re oh my god oh my god skeppy guess where you are on the list where you’re 14th holy [ __ ]

Oh my god oh well that can’t be a coincidence um let me show the uh the stream where is the list i’ll i’ll tell you what have you got my stream up scappy i do awesome here’s the list look you’re 14th i’m ninth Oh this is gonna be funny oh my god look at it scappy alla i’ll actually link it to you in in discord no i see it i i have no no no no no i’ve linked it i saw it why did it say that why do they keep punching me skeppy

Mercilessly murdered skeppy and you’re who is sip over do you know no him gonna google him i will as well oh i know sip over he makes uh history videos look look he made who is the best that was a good video minecraft’s history yeah he made a video

About the new gen minecraft youtubers and i i sat and cried thinking wow i really am living my dream and then i remembered i’m the best oh i yeah i know him i saw one of his but his videos are really good yeah i was in one of his uh thumbnails

So i clicked on it and then i saw it and the video was really good i’m gonna subscribe to him i’m not gonna subscribe to him i’m getting my duck skin on skeppy what will you do really you’re actually doing it yeah tommy duck i’ve saved it as i’m gonna have to re-log

Let me go to the tommy in a channel and see what’s oh my god i look skeppy in one word i look fast i just wanna look at it why youtubers won’t record with me anymore so i hacked my friends minecraft account look at me scabby look at me i’m a duck

Just like you dream yeah listen buddy i’m just looking i’m only gonna do it more as well all right i’m not going to stop you’ve got to get used to it Oh no how did you get in they won’t let me open the doors oh good look at me look at let’s get screenshot my my bro let me lower my fov got it oh my god who is this sip over oh nice oh he’s cool he’s cool no he’s cool you’re

Cool sip over i like your videos sip over why is he looking to the floor Was a dick on his shirt oh christ sorry skeptics who called you thomas and cappy scabby all right let’s head elsewhere yeah let’s go let’s go we can’t actually okay let’s go this way oh we’re not permitted can we go anywhere no no we must stay in this yeah in our daycare box

Skeppy we must stay in our daycare box and be looked after tell you what That would be nice it would can i have off on your server oh i’m in spectator oh this is actually less interesting wait are we just watching someone parkour i don’t want to watch them i want to i want to stop beef and drama okay well i guess i’ll i’ll spectate time theo

Look at him go skeppy oh wait did they put time dio into the in the spectator mode did they no thing they did because time dio it puts a full stop everyone after the after whenever i talk please put me and skeppy back into survival look it adds a full stop

But they’re trying to make me cleverer when in reality i take pride in my stupidness aka dream just called me a dumb ah skeppy i will not have this tyranny shu can i swear do you think skeppy yeah i think it’ll work go for it

Oh i used i used too much caps lock god damn it all right watch this i have an idea Oh okay how am i gonna do this you have to be really clever and use like some sort of symbol ignore this we got him yeah [ __ ] yeah [ __ ] skeppy he’s going to be [ __ ] himself right now i’ll tell you i tell you now dream there’s just going to be poo all

Over his room oh my it’ll be disgusting look at dio go by the way are you what do we all do this yeah i’m watching him do we have to do the parkour because i’m not you’re not gonna do it i quite like it if we could go back to a

Game mode survival i was having more fun in my daycare box with bad boy halo Dio just fell and that’s funny i’m actually gonna be a terrible sport nice one bad and scavy what does that mean i don’t know uh you should go thank you will’s animations with a zed i love bad boy halo you want me to type that yeah yeah i do

All right for you tommy thank you will’s animations with a z i love bad boy halo why didn’t you you didn’t say with this okay well good try i did say it with a z yeah no you didn’t go with a z i did no no you didn’t go with a z

Like that you you just put a z oh you that’s you meant to type out with us you [ __ ] that is your fault more clear no no it wasn’t my fault um i i’m just please can i go to sir survival so i can do funny bits

With skeppy yeah look at it look at that uh grammar scappy look at that grammar i’m not used to this what did you get in english my english teacher didn’t like me really yes why why is that i don’t know freshman year my english teacher did not like me

Tell me what did you do to her not the killer husband no she just did not enjoy my company and the exam was like not a test but it was like a presentation and i got an f on it you got an f yeah and then 10th 11th and

12th i got all a’s but ninth i had an if tommy had to take the sat what do we get what score i get like i actually got a nine in english which is an a star star equivalent i wrote so many paragraphs i i actually

Once wrote a story about a uh a lonely rich man who laid in a field of crimeanthosums which is a type of flower and he lay there uh crying or he was depressed that was my story i wrote and i got a nine Yeah yeah it was deep it was it was deep it was deep it was you know it was our slash feels content you know you know your body is probably a bit jeffy you’ve gone dead silent yeah yeah i don’t want to be rude but i’m

Really tired and we’ve been here for an hour and i just wanna oh yeah we have been here oh my god i just we i haven’t done anything and i all right what should we talk about then you’re not going to go are you skeppy [Laughter]

Skeppy i’m at 14 000 viewers right now i’m glad you laughed at that because i also laughed at that don’t go this is rough dude we’re just we’re having a nice time spectating we’re this is me and you are having a lot of fun here skeppy this is the real content

And now i’m gonna have to go troll bad boy halo if you leave and you really think you really think i’ve got the capacity to do that i feel like you could like if you and him weren’t a call you’d just be a dick to him for like 20

Minutes and then he would cry shall we add him to the cull no let’s not do it yeah yeah let’s add him to the court Hey bad boy halo hi what’s up what’s up why is this get one sec my friend scappy isn’t joining nicole yeah uh anyway how are you doing okay hi hi yeah yeah what are you making this event um it’s interesting scappy why didn’t you join the call with me and bad boy halo

Add me i did i did i did nice hello skeppy and bad boy halo oh i’m so uh i’m you know i want to uh i want to go and we could always since none of us are we’ve got a little while we could go on the uh the dream smp

Since we’ve got a little while would you like to i don’t know if i want to why because if we leave then we’re going to miss our chance to go yeah but we have to wait here for another hour and i don’t yeah i’m i’m with tommy

I don’t wanna i don’t wanna do that no we’re not gonna have to wait an hour we’ve been here for 57 minutes and they’ve done three people yes but it’s going faster we could just go and then come on for our turn and leave you know

Oh my goodness you just want to destroy dreams house don’t you i see you don’t say anything because it’s true yes though there’s a new discord feature what is it i’m trying to find it my uh daff told me my favorite discord feature is the the deafen feature

Or the or the me six bots oh hey bad boy halo do you like my duck skin uh did you embrace the duck yeah you did oh it looks beautiful goodbye no no no hold on i totally forgot to change my skin back i’m not i’m not like

This guy though no no this is i’m only doing it because skeppy tom i’ve been peer pressured stubby you’ve gone really quiet since bad boy halo joined the call yeah i feel like i’m being left out what no oh hello bad boy halo no no you got to say hi scabby

Hi skeppy skippy screenshot come on yeah let’s get some more in here we need to we need will’s animation with the zed to get out the oh no oh wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait time everyone i actually feel yeah i did yeah he did he’s an awful person

What is this oh it’s one hey we said that at the same time dad yay you guys are like brothers but but not really because young baba halo why do you not like swears very much sorry man tommy i i think you should go why tommy i think it’s time to go why

I need to kill him all right sorry sorry sorry what okay opposite question why do you like muffins so much oh muffins are delicious what about what about cookies cookies are pretty stepping you up wait you just started you just what scabby you just you just killed me didn’t you

Why tommy you wanna oh my gosh you wanna oh killing wall skeptic you wanna maybe go on a certain servers oh we have our bows in the lobby yeah we yeah we can go we can go on the server if you want skeppy oh he said all right he said all right

He said all right tommy no don’t redo You tell them dream our dream is so clever and great and brilliant and green that was a lie yeah very green he’s he’s very green should we go on um the dream team snp uh scaffy and potentially bad boy halo hmm oh it might be down thank you for the price

Are we gonna grieve it i’ll ask i’ll ask bad boy haley what do you think of the word [ __ ] 2007. fine yeah yeah we can we can do some trolling if you want oh mommy i haven’t been on here since i um oh i want to die when i wear that no

No let’s not talk about that we were doing good oh no no no no i just i wore my um my the the the duck scam yeah oh i’m wearing my wrong skin sorry i need to wear my uh army skin so can you like give me some items

Because i don’t have it yeah yeah sure we’re actually in the midst of a war at the minute you have been oh god i haven’t been on in a day yeah i saw this video on twitter and it was um it was a dream just screaming at the

Camera going hello i’m angry and i thought that’s a bit silly well i’m at the spawn ah sorry my friend tubo just got into minecraft championships and he’s my friend do you know turbo he was there with us that day yes bit of him he’s a bit clingy bear in mind

Clean i’ve had spawn where are you actually yeah no turbo is cool oh wait wheat’s dming me will you bring scappy back too yes yeah skeppy we’ll go back when it’s our turn right uh yeah just let me know when okay awesome yeah maybe he’s tricked us

All maybe we’ve been honestly dude i want to go get some like breakfast or no no you will stay here i okay are you literally the event you signed up for it you can’t are you here tell me dedicated to it no no no tell him what happened when you called me

So i called him and this zombie answered what i don’t sound like that and i was like skippy you’ve gotta get on it’s time for the the wipeout event in like 20 minutes and he’s like no no no no no no and then i said

I want to die and you know what his reply was you know what it was we all die just hurry up and get on tommy i’m waiting for you i’m on my i’m walking i will i will run for no man actually no i’ll run for you scrappy

Really yeah thank you for the two months oh great i don’t know sorry maybe the two months sorry i’m just reading a lot of my uh my subscribers because i ah yeah anyway how are you bad boy halo um i’m good i’m just trying to find this new come on

The dream team smbc feature oh it’s in here i i will one second what do you guys think about vickster cool guy no he’s better than cool okay yeah all right i’m on my way uh i’ve got me sticks turbo’s here as well turbo’s on his way

He’s holding his blocks i’ve got myself i’m not like sir carl oh i see you scabbing your duck suit do you know what a furry is scabby no could you tell me No no i could not just okay anyway come over here hello hello my friend skype hello come down here my friend do you know that fundy guy yeah he’s one he’s a furry yep huh anyway so we’re gonna go to my base uh we can get geared we can have some food

Yeah yeah you can how many carrots do you want all of them no you don’t yeah i do okay how many carrots do you deserve okay that that was that oh yeah yeah yeah yeah one two three four five six seven eight nine ten eleven twelve thirteen

Fourteen let’s go skep skepster what do you go by big ass small s little s little t s money big ass big fella big guy big man small guy small man small fella what do you go by That answer that for me uh he goes by small guy okay come on i know i’m going to call you a small fella huh bad just left huh what nothing where are we going i think you should get my s money i think that you shouldn’t let bad boy halo dictate

Your life man you should be your own what does dizzy like yeah i was sleeping and i was having a good sleep and i was having a good dream and then i had like 10 missed calls are you in a dome relationship what is this your house no whose house is this

Christ is that what it’s called i googled it and yeah you have an imbalance of power huh oh oh hey bad hey bad hey bad he’s not here where is he he needs to stay away from it scary you need to this is unhealthy is that what it’s called

Is it maybe oh no maybe not you do not have any of the power touche all right well no no i’m sorry i’m sorry anyway yeah yeah i’ll give you a little tour so this is the hot this is where they put people who make the money

You think maybe they could put me on here yeah i’ll put you in the hall of you are the hall of fame if you ask me skeppy oh put my name okay thank you yeah this is i tried to sell people power and no one would buy it

Because they all to up their own ass i’ll buy it what do you want me to buy it no i don’t want to sell you power you’ve you’ve got so much power scappy oh my god when i look at you honestly sometimes and this isn’t a joke i should just [ __ ] myself

Come with me now this is a turbo’s oh wow this was turbo’s house god let’s go this way scabby this was tubo’s iron farm but then dream got upset and got rid of it jim’s really sensitive you know he’s a sensitive fella this is a punzer’s house puns lives there

Do you know puns all right what’s this what’s his birthday july august may all right this is the socializing i’m giving you a tour right now you’re not appreciating it no i am i am i’m just really taking it all in you know yeah where’s batboy

Uh i want to give bad boy halo a piece of my mind i want to show him all right yeah this is remember your house is down here oh my house is great i had a little visit is it the same since then no you’re sprinting quite a lot you’re

Kind of out running the tour guide oh my bad yeah that’s right come in this is a jack was here and he built a cook shed before subsequently getting banned from the server that was can you explain to me what happened oh okay well basically uh dreamer i was playing minecraft with

Jay schlatt you know jay schlatt right yeah yeah he’s great and then and then i wasn’t and i was very very very upset upset about why scary wait what i missed it what did you say okay let me play better music one sec i was playing minecraft with j schlatt

And then i wasn’t you were playing minecraft yeah yeah yeah and there yeah so i was rightfully very upset and then they got him trending on twitter these cool kids they call themselves so that’s actually what they oh this is the le mans so

We’re actually in a bit of a war at the minute stepper you see uh so leman berg which come down here well we can uh no i will not leave you in my private area you can go down here You just wanted my Carry on okay all right so this is my war room look you actually left a sign here going scappy best friend forever oh you left it there that’s so cute you left it there anyway this is uh my i’m making a casino casino there will be no uh wait how old are you

I’m 18. yeah so we’re making a casino um and we’re going to have a fighting ring an illegal fighting ring this is my basement where we discuss things can we discuss something yeah what do you want to discuss i put away my sticks so why is oh this guy is so clingy

Scappy holy [ __ ] don’t let him cling on to you he’s he’s clung on to me and now all he does is follow me around with his with it going well now i just feel weird that he’s here because i was getting well he won’t leave though now he’s now he’s

Now he’s hearing me going no he’s not gonna he’s not gonna do [ __ ] scappy he’s not gonna outrun the tour guide yeah no okay that’s my sewers uh yeah i can take you to wilbur’s ball what what what does that mean i don’t think i can be much clearer

There it is come down the ladder ow you actually just pushed me down the ladder quite a lot sorry i’m excited to do my parkour event bro you’re getting shot watch out uh oh oh okay we might want to sprint this is wilbur’s ball but fundia covered it in liquid

Now that yeah i know okay i know when he’s in it again fundy is a very interesting character so this is where we’re having war i actually haven’t seen this Uh since so dream is pissed off at us because we want you know human rights and he’s like that’s not good on my server and so basically what we’ve done is we’ve made a new server but oh wow look up there look at all that but yeah this is our humble you okay

Leman berg no weapon scappy alright dream team oh i haven’t read this if you do not surrender by dawn tomorrow we will attack put up your white flags to surrender dream george puns oh george is on that bastards hey bad hi heard you’ve not been too nice to my friend skeppy

What what do you mean heard he was telling me that you you’ve been a bit a bit overpowering hmm don’t get mad at me the word i’m just sticking up for my listen bad don’t you be doing anything mean to us money all right doing you call him small s

You should call him big s right yeah he is small s why why is he smaller s you’re the same height as me how tall are you guys i’m actually six foot three i’m six foot four that’s not true and then if we round up i’m seven

Feet you’re right you’re a you’re a [ __ ] wow sorry i didn’t mean that i’m just you’re making me rage anyway listen bad i don’t want to get you’re actually a great guy because i have my my chat you’re not streaming or recording for a video are you bad

Just so i know i can i don’t have to have a filter do i oh i’m good language oh sorry jesus christ language i i just said jesus christ language what fine that one’s the new one i think i did not know wow yeah you gotta say language to everything you say tommy

Why language okay wall language if you say language you are a [ __ ] language you have been trolled my friend oh oh my god anyway let’s move on you just caught you are such a [ __ ] and an idiot what did you tell him to shut up you shut up shut up wait see

Yeah language [ __ ] anyway so this is being very nice i am being i’m being really pleasant your trolls are really mean and uncalled no no no no yeah here we go no skeppy scabby said to me bad boy halo that you have too much power in the relationship

So i come into a relationship i never even said that so i go and stick up for him and then all of a sudden he turns on me and goes oh no no no no you’re a mean guy look at me go scappy did you see that clutch oh yeah

The fish oh you’re such an idiot what i’m just trying to do what’s best for the humans of the world all right sue me please please sue me set up a court case with a 14 year old british lad yeah see how that goes for you [ __ ] well you’re 14 yeah yeah

Yeah i am how old is tommy and 16 that’s a lie 2004 you’re not allowed in the drug van this is the ban that the yeah yeah i’m i’m a young fella you know i’m still learning my way in the world let’s see this is why i’m not as good at

Trolling as you because i’ve not been around for long enough oh gotcha sombrero yeah so this is our current hq you know wilbur soot don’t you stephanie oh he’s so brilliant you should be more like wilbur anyway you want me to be more like i don’t know it’s just a general bit of

Life advice anyway so this is um this is our hq tommy i’m not appreciating your friendship i think that was right you keep making sly comments and you keep being rude and you know what you’re doing right bad yeah right mommy’s a [ __ ] okay scabby i think i’m gonna go myself to sleep Really scappy oh free stuff oh you’re such a gold digger how you’re just taking free things left right just cause some guys handing them to you oh oh no no okay i said really scary oh and you destroyed my home bed good sorry bad boy hello i wouldn’t swear i

Went all right bad let’s go okay all right bye tommy all right let’s leave later nerd You are you are a [ __ ] why you are deluded in your own self-wealth oh my goodness you sit there every day recording screaming crying oh my goodness when they turn the cameras off by halo do you cry yourself to sleep yeah okay that was not the answer i was okay man

Yeah you should go hang around scappy i wasn’t anticipating you to say that um okay all right bye bye bye i’m that was not the answer i thought he was gonna give me uh anyway Why is turbo not picking up the phone oh my god who can i speak to ah i’m not gonna lie to you hello again everyone tommy in it tommy was bullying me in a private i wasn’t bullying you you just said that i tried to read okay

Don’t listen to bad boy halo he’s just he’s just manipulating you all right he can’t manipulate me i’m just gonna oh hey skeppy hey hey hi scott what’s up bad boy halo i i am sorry that you called me a [ __ ] i retaliated the arena’s shrinking all right yeah

That that was well done it was a pretty clean shrink and [Laughter] this stupid [ __ ] i’m good i’m going to start killing things thank you oh now it’s very small it’s now a uhc there you go Can i be unviped no you know what bad boy halo you’re right i am sorry i am sorry i forgive you oh bad they need to settle this tommy versus bad to settle the score he just apologized no no no no no no no no no no

No no no no no no i don’t think he was really being serious no no i when i said bad boy halo you remind me of jesus h christ that was dead serious never heard of the guy oh they’re going to tape you guys there you go [Laughter] I’m gonna stop i’m gonna start losing it i’m gonna lose it chat i’m gonna oh there’s so much drama oh and now look who’s rang me hey tubbo hi why did you ring me i’m just walking off still oh what’s going on they can’t hit each other it’s a teepee race period

It’s like watching it’s like watching turbo what do you make of bad boy halo the character uh the character the guy yeah the guy i’ve never met he’s a bit of a character isn’t he yeah i’m sure he’s interesting no not in the good way

Oh by the way a hot dogs without bread just sausages what no no because i just had hot dogs but without the bread so i had to wrap them in like the sliced bread to make like a tube can you send me the server ip so i can say hi please

That’s not how white listed events work no you’re such a deluded morrow Is he not to pick up what what what are you what are your baby raging Worry about it oh hello please can i not be in spectator mode [Laughter] please here we go get him fondy get him i’m just funny that was funny thank goodness that’s payback that’s payback for the anvil game bundy let’s go please can i fight skeppy wait do you have to spam click

Or do you have to maybe maybe maybe no no maybe not maybe we don’t do that the british versus the american here it is this is the one give me a countdown they’re going to count it down thomas all right tell me when it’s happening can i swear on your guys’s streams

None at all why is that oh get him get him please please win come on get a dream no is oh [Applause] oh oh come on oh he’s so close no way there’s no way he’s so cool please come on get this tommy come on you stupid son of a [ __ ]

Too easy i didn’t even have to think about it why does sprint not work shut up you green mommy in it is now the best nice guy i am a good sport tell me tell me i mean what can i say i mean what can i

Say really i mean i mean what can i say i’m you know i will i mean i mean if you have to ask me what’s there i mean what can i say i mean really what can i say people people think i’m bad people think i’m bad tommy hacks oh listen here you

Uh perhaps in a private call no no i think you know why Hey bad uh listen i’ve been seeing you throw around accusations in the chat i just want to let you know if this continues i’m gonna lose my [ __ ] bad boy halo i’m just gonna start killing things oh i’m gonna lose my poo poo you’re gonna start killing me i just

Missed a call from skeppy hey skeppy hey hey uh yeah listen to me bad by halo if you keep slandering my name i’ll pull a lawsuit on your ass all right quiet that’s fine look i’ll i’ll sue you i’ll sue you stop hacking then i’m i’m not

Oh my god can you prove you’re not hacking yeah right shift right shift hmm what does that mean well it’s hacker terminology listen to me i ain’t hacking bad boy halo all right okay okay i believe here if you keep accusating me i’m just gonna stop you’re killing me i won’t kill you

Violence is never the answer except what it is if you keep on doing this bad boy halo i swear to god i’m ooh bad you’re coming pretty close to a million subs i hope tommy i actually had a sleepover once with my friend madeline and we stayed up till

1am watching yours and tetrablades videos and saying that to me i might just then stream now oh imagine he does it i would feel so bad don’t do that no i’m not gonna tommy we love you i know where are you streaming boys let’s continue with this event

I have just so you’re just gonna say oh i’m so sad i might have to end the stream and then just completely make me feel bad and then only continue with the stream you’re the minute people have won huh it’s not bad for you i watched your

Video you know what you just did my sleepover very desk watching i was sat there on my bed at 1am watching yours and tetherblade’s videos it was actually it was it was fun a couple years ago it’s true it’s true yeah not your videos but boy halo

Oh it’s okay no i if if i don’t if you if you’re as good of a troll i uh you just no you actually like your videos bad boy halo but you just don’t you just don’t know you know the video where you trolled skeppy i

That was really good but thank you tommy what happened in that video um basically you’re getting it would would be fair i came out like a year ago i watched it when it premiered but tommy what happened in that video well i’ll tell you [ __ ] sorry bad

Kid would you prefer if i called him kid is that all right yeah that’s such a crap insult compared to [ __ ] all right like what you want me to call him kid oh that’s such a stupid insult it doesn’t even make any sense children are the youth of society

Call him potato why would i call him potato how is he gonna really feel that if i call him a potato okay hey you potato hey potato but it really just doesn’t have the same ring to it i’m gonna be completely honest with you wait so you’re british right

Yeah you know what here we go yeah so i guess the potato equivalent for you would be like scone thomas gone what calm a scone you gotta put a british accent in there yeah my accident is british yeah you’re mocking me right now hey hey bad hey bad language language language

English [ __ ] i was speaking english yeah no you were you just you know what that was that was a form of targeted play harassment i’ll get you down on the hypixel forums my friend oh you’ll be sorry i actually bad i really enjoy the game on your server

Um the what’s it called the the one where you uh wool walls I don’t want to play world wars with you scappy but i’ll play with you bubble halo what well then i don’t want to be played skippy too yeah do we really want to invite all he’s done is be mean to me you were mean to me first that’s no reasoning all right

If someone punches you in the face and then you stab them back who’s worse bad cover your ears there you go okay are they covered okay good they’re covered tommy tommy hi [ __ ] boy oh hi tommy stream you’re all really nice i love you more than tommy

The odds are that one of my chat is a murderer is pretty high so you just said you love murderers you are such a terrible man sorry the one murderer in chat you just got insulted i you know just getting yeah it’s fine thank you for the six pound chris

There’s congrats on the sumo victory thank you subscribe who is it out yours is true yeah which one of you is the murderer the odds the odds of the odds are high those bastards those bad boy you still in the call look at him parkour what are stupids i’m gonna

Start just killing things no i’m not twitch partner in terms of service i’m not going to start killing things here we go It’s probably drop let’s be honest hey tubbo why are you calling me i just need someone to speak to oh wait what happened to skeppy he pussied out what a [ __ ] boy you tell him to oh my god i would love to see you versus bad boy halo the

The war of the ours what the war of the he’s so precious don’t say that because whenever one of you swear at the other one the the whole chat would be like no stop he’s actually really shitty at him you literally just called scappy a [ __ ] boy

But that’s a different person bad boy halo’s a [ __ ] boy if you ask me i don’t think he seems that bad he’s got like this basically the same skin as you know i changed my skin i don’t i think they’re all they’re all they’re all furries i don’t wanna i don’t wanna

Between her i don’t wanna i don’t wanna i don’t want that all right yeah yeah you’re not about that life i’m not i’m just not about that i’m just again nothing wrong with it other than the fact that it’s a little bit strange yeah it’s just

It’s just odd isn’t it it’s just odd i might go speak to scappy egg again in a minute i’m just i don’t know i’m having a little break from him i’m just i’m not sure that we oh are you a skeppy on a break yeah no me and scappy aren’t you like in

Relationships when they go no no no no no no not at all you can’t do that why do you always make it about the wattpad you and your i know you’re making it about the whopper oh you want to break like in a relationship no just don’t know i don’t want a

Relationship that isn’t dating why would you even assume it but about you’re a disgusting man all right wait you said what pad you’re right you are a you’re a terrible man and now look my entire chat’s gonna be ah don’t say that to tubber oh this will be poor cause i could not

Wait for them to say that turbo i honestly really need a [ __ ] and i should have thought about that before my stream and i want to go and call with scappy and then just go for one i think it’ll be funny but oh that just fell

Oh look at the redstone what do you make of this event tomorrow what do you make of it um they did a lot i respect it you know because they did a lot of the stuff you could have done with plugins with redstone which is i rate it all right i said turbo

Respects you to the event owners i i do because you know no no to get it all synced up command blocks redstone wise it takes a little bit oh my god you just got hugh mega lolled by the admin i’m out i’m out yo i i can’t speak to someone

You guess who mega lol sorry sorry oh all right i’m gonna ring uh my friend okay Please bro I will be in a call with bad trying to motivate him oh i don’t want to go in there motivational hello welcome back hey hey i know they’re going to be motivating each other going hey bad boy halo you’re so cool oh i’m loving this event i actually love it

Uh yeah it seems all right i don’t think i’d be too happy if it wasn’t for the dream smp but that’s close i’m gonna win the parkour and i’m gonna get so many millions of views oh you’re making this into a video yeah yeah main channel or second channel i don’t

Stop overwhelming me sorry sergeant sorry sorry oh oh baby hail is pretty [ __ ] at parkour i know it’s literally minecraft blocks how how it’s just it can’t even jump on my eye just time it dude just time you know what eyebrows made out of jungle logs my eyebrows aren’t made out of jungle

Logs yeah don’t laugh at that laugh at what my eyebrows being made out of jungle logs it’s a little bit funny i’m gonna ah i want to go on the dream team smp i’m sick of watching bad boy halo oh yeah i’m just i’m just spectating him and going good work

Bad yeah i mean it was probably best if they made it so everyone could run it at once you know that would be a lot more yeah but then it wouldn’t be an hour-long event and they wouldn’t be worth streaming it for most people yeah but they could make like

Multiple oh turbo i really want to go and i’m going to go speak to them all all right wish me luck hey why can i come invite me are you to vote you’re not in i don’t think you can get in all right no no he didn’t he was he was

On about you’ve got the context from him right next to you and he said who no no mega lord you oh hey guys hi tony what was that hey i’m a squid kid what’s up tommy in it who’s your favorite woman michelle obama dude good answer good answer f thank you

Hey sip over who’s your favorite woman tom my favorite woman has to be michelle obama you’re just copying that’s such a coincidence you’re just copying did you just say that yeah you can even go back in my extreme i was just in the bathroom i guess michelle obama’s He gave what do you mean that’s a little much you know what everyone has time to wash their hands well i’ve stopped spectating why don’t you go back and wash your hands all right all right whatever i’ll still be here thank me later we’re just here to care for your health

Oh wait sat nap next i’m gonna be really toxic i think haven’t decided yet oh yeah yeah no i haven’t dreamed more like [ __ ] team full of [ __ ] and shits [Applause] fire breathe sponsored by nordvpn but it’s not i actually i actually hate vpn they’re all they’re all washed now

They’re all washed good good whistleblowers oh there’s only one channel as well did you have a poo or a weight are we Hey bad why i don’t know i what do you mean why oh hi hi i don’t know i’m just no issue being a little bit a little bit mean to me wait what i don’t know man i don’t know i just i found that you were being a bit mean controlling manipulative just

General stuff that i’d associate with the psychopath i’m sorry i’m not trying to do that well i think i forgive you thank you you’re a really nice guy by hellos anyone ever told you that you’re a pretty nice guy too i know i know i am let’s let’s play let’s do some high

Pixel high pixel no actually let’s go on the dream team smp okay what should we do on the dream team smp bad boy where’s scappy my friend scuffy um he did you go for a [ __ ] language ah did he go for a poo in a week a poo and a wee language

Well i can’t say poo oh i’m next i’m next uh oh i’m next in the event i’ll cheer you on oh let me be in the call with you cheering me on going tommy you should me can i introduce you to my friend tubbo he’s a lot like you

I want you to to uh have a disbattle because i just Please a dis battle can i do you mind if i have my friend turbo to the call i don’t mind this is going to be very interesting i’m going to try and hey guys hi so turbo here doesn’t like you i never said i said yeah no he tells me

All the time in calls i wait what i didn’t he’s lying he’s nice he does seem like he lies Hello hi i i can’t hear tommy can you hear him uh no no i think i can hear his keyboard though he is here he’s just listening to us ah oh it’s nice you two should talk yeah you should talk i’ll just i’ll go about what i don’t know who’s your hi

So why are you called taboo uh no we don’t talk about this we don’t why well yeah no uh yeah well basically my friends at school his actual real name is coz and and he was like what if i just what have i just you know because my

Name’s toby and he took the t from that and put because it was originally tozo with a with it with a zed like that but then we’re like no I’m gonna let those two bond for a minute I’ll go back in a minute scappy are combat logged with all my things so i’m in a bit of a nervous state okay um i didn’t do well at all in it i did awesome that’s unfortunate i did i did something the eyebrows did they throw you off

Yes that was the part it’s because they were made out of Please pick up the phone skeppy oh my god don’t worry we’re going to call with the two wholesome lads the two I don’t want to go in the car with them man that’s too nice and supportive It’s cool but um anyway oh you’re on here um wha I know you’re in the stream my friend pick up my call bit friend I messaged him you still here it’s at scappy live chat not scappy twitch he’s got all my things i need i need my things They’ve all i don’t know what discord everyone’s in wait uh do you have underpowers on you or if not okay i’ll grab you some from panzer’s house i am he hasn’t mad do you know where skeppy’s gone um i do not i know he’s number 14

In the event he’s he’s leaving me on red he’s trying to get under my skin ah i need to go on the event server now that’s what happens i mean that’s what happens i mean you like to call people names whenever i ever call someone a name you stupidly touched

Oh why are you two gonna become friends no no no Um uh yeah i was gonna say i could speak spanish but because that’s completely like i actually got kicked out of spanish twice why oh my god i failed spanish and i took directors though all right i’m gonna i’m gonna do my parkour now if that’s cool with you i’d

Quite like it wait if you don’t complete it it’ll be embarrassing oh do you want us to encourage you actually uh yeah yeah yeah oh let’s cheer him on i’m not gonna lie i’ve never i never did cheerleading i did gymnastics it’s kind of similar i heard okay okay

Being cheering oh it’s sumo time yeah skappy’s uh oh sumo time oh i gotta come and win hey guys i’m really enjoying partaking in the event as well you actually weren’t invited to the event i actually wasn’t you’re right i’ll ask uh zyphen next time see if he can invite you

Thank you i got who omega load wait what you know okay do you know what the twitch emote omega lowers now youtube phone just take a look at this look at look at them just spamming their ars i love being in calls with uh turbo and uh bad boy halo

And then it looks like an o so when when they say h-o and like for the no no the the wh for the start of who they end it with omega lol so then it looks like who but it has a mega law at the end

Okay oh it’s my turn i’m against tapal tommy wanna watch me crush this apple i’m about to beat chappelle in sumo yeah beat him i figured out the secret i don’t think anyone else has alright i’m ready yeah if you jump in before the game starts it will glitch out and you

Will win that that is not true what he did exactly that oh my god oh my god holy [ __ ] you’re sick oh sorry you’re so good early poo did you just did you just say destroy taco victory bunny v tommy all right one sec i’ve got actually no

No motivate me voice all right so what’s the play what’s the play okay grab his tail and like flip him over the edge of the platform what the [ __ ] is the tail okay what going for the point of weakness quite a weakness what am i going to shout all right i’m

Ready i’m going in you can do it come on come on you got it grabbing it’s okay i’ll beat him i screamed grab him by the tail and then immediately got me yeah well you don’t use your mouth you use your hands what what like wait when you’re grabbing by the toe you

Don’t grab them with your mouth do you so why’d you scream it What you mean grab it by the mouth no that’s not what i said i said why did you yell it i didn’t tell you to use your mouth use your hands okay why is he ever dragging yeah all right yeah yeah okay yeah i’m next i’m gonna go for a a piss

Uh you to entertain my stream please if you please oh awesome it’s piss or sweat really does that count uh i think so i don’t think that does it yeah tommy’s gone okay we control the stream now all right what should we do that tommy would never

Want us to do on a stream what does oh i got it this is going to troll him so much okay guys when tommy comes back you guys have to tell him that we were talking about him but we’re only going to say nice things about him okay

Wait okay all right here we go so tubbo what do you think i gotta say what i like about tommy is he’s very he seems like a very caring guy and he puts on puts on a tough tough appearance but deep down he’s got a soft part what did

I mean he’s very slim quick say something i say that he’s wide no it is okay there you go what were you talking about me ah i think skeppy went for a big [ __ ] language that’s the only explanation for why he wouldn’t pick up the call

Oh i mean some people answer the phone on the toilet have you ever answered the phone on the toilet yes remember wait oh yeah you answered me yeah yeah you spam wrong me and like you jam well and you oh you picked up what were you having a pic

No i was getting in the shower and you just didn’t stop ringing me and then i like locked my phone outside and you still wronged me i could hear my wrist yeah wait what was the reason for me ringing you what was it in the end because i don’t remember yes that’s why

I think it’s i can’t remember i picked no no no i don’t remember like i don’t remember what you called me for you do it a lot though listen here you you are lying you’re trying to make me out to look like clingy and i’m actually not clingy what do you mean

You’re trying to make me look like my phone log no no no no no no no your number i’m not going yeah no i’m not clinging yeah that’s just not true uh can someone link me a clip link me the clip please please please and thank you

They talk [ __ ] you know what they say chat [ __ ] get banged so uh oh i didn’t wait no no it’s my time it’s my time oh wait wait wait are you doing it yeah guys don’t tell him that we were talking about him okay the i have like 14th now okay you ready

Boys you ready this is it if you mess up once i would like one pound paper for each time he messes up this one why is dream ah so i get the frame leg Pogchamp okay got the timing ready okay so do pog jumps this way this way this way easy Oh oh i shouldn’t read the [ __ ] chat what the oh i’m such a oh my god sorry they’re doing this boys the flawless run it’s too easy thank you all for the bits and the subs such as pretty tough i can feel the sweat from my hands and my mouth [ __ ] sorry

Okay gotta use the momentum there all right we’ll be fine okay this is the room Yes okay i didn’t get this far before okay leo this is okay there you go If you got it oh let’s go did you see that [ __ ] boys yeah i’m like headed i’m like fully lightheaded dude that was sick did i win your time okay how’d you do one second one time i’m gonna go see hey how well did i do

That pretty good i was praying on your downfall i’m not even gonna lie i was praying on it but uh you actually just blew anything i expected out of the water [Applause] you’re an animal you ate you ate new best minecraft how do i know where i am on leaderboards

Dream is delivering in his book i actually number one no you’re like i think you might be like third actually second to oh Did you guys see that By one second That you are so [ __ ] man burg for the win [Applause] let me let me ring him you mess Easy clap ah they call him crap-nap for a reason yeah so so boys up i’m feeling pretty good i dude oh my god you know at the beginning you fully caught me off with just your words oh one minute hello hey something up hey wait i won’t you are a [ __ ]

What what did he say i just heard the word [ __ ] thank you for the 1 000 bits people boys can we get some subs rolling in let’s get some primes hey victory primes am i right boys they don’t call him crap nap for a reason guys

There is a youtube there is a twitch blitz going around which means you haven’t primed so click subscribe and twitch prime to see oh thank you wylyn for the prime i i’m so good at minecraft did i am i actually like first maybe said you were second to last no i think

He was meaning one second thank you oh my god look at the primes oh my god holy [ __ ] thank you dream stance thank you skippy stance thank you milo thank you dylan thank you rng thank you crim actually there’s an easier way to do this Thank you for giving us some real data i think you wait your riffs for the follow that oh my god all right we got to close this i’ll tell you what 270 i’ll ask bad boy halo what he thinks of the word [ __ ] because i think that would be funny

Hello hello i’m back hey i actually i really did good you did i did really bad at the beginning because you were talking down at my ear and i really yeah you fell 12 times by the way that’s not a lot so you owe tubbo 12

Pounds i don’t owe to a boat you know what bad boy halo what you’re a great guy thank you would you call us best friends i would say that if you best friends best friends tommy and bad boy halo and tuba you know what they should call us

They should call us the trio That is already taken by something else i’m sorry really yeah is it now yeah yeah like the three musketeers isn’t it no it’s not what is it that’s not Thank you so much for inviting us by the way i appreciate it cut off my time zyphon this event is amazing thank you tommy very fun it is can i where am i on the leaderboard wow you’re actually second to last yeah why am i actually yeah

I don’t know how many people i mean you beat snap nap no where am i though where am i second to last out of people that have completed it yeah i’m i’m third to last just kidding i think i’m my where am i actually though dude you’re behind bad boy halo

That didn’t finish seven okay you’re seven seven so how much money do i make nothing you’ve actually got to pay them [Laughter] terrified because i’m pretty sure i’m dead lost you win the one-shot game that we’re doing later then you fifty dollars zyphon can i just do No i am not second to last so i found what between us between us as men where am i actually send me a screening of the leaderboard where am i actually siphon the leaderboard is being tabulated by dizzy i well yeah but where do you think i am

Like as as a quality creator or as I thought where am i on the leaderboards iphone how much money do i make all right i should win the one thousand dollars all right i got 656 did anyone beat me has anyone beat that purple um there’s also time do you what this is rigged you’ve rigged this event

You bring this event that doesn’t that’s not at all how this works where i’m where am i really on the leaderboards but be re be honest with me all right just be just tell just help me be straight right i can take it i won’t cry you’re not in the top three What well so how much money do i make you don’t get it do you you’re not in the top three you’re not i mean if you can win a one-shot game and win 50 dollars but other than that i don’t win a thousand dollars you don’t

Win the 1000 you don’t win the 250 you don’t win the 100 but you can win the 50 from the minigame But Zyphon you are an idiot recalculate it oh it says here it took you an entire lifetime where am i on the i’m seventh no no no no do they crush the numbers siphon re-crunch the numbers please crunch them i want them crunched all right crunch the numbers again i’m

Quite sure we crunch the numbers listen to me crunch numbers again all right just crunch them again have you crunched them yet have you crunched them i i based it off of how long it took you to get from this have they been crunched by feelings having crunch

Oh i’m very sorry zyphon i actually think you’re amazing i actually really like your videos especially the one in my minecraft monday that was really good well made i’m actually the one you’re in right now oh really wait a second wait what you think i wouldn’t make a video about

This game show event thing i’m in fifth how much money do i make from fifth a lot fifth doesn’t win anything it’s the top three this event is why don’t i just win all the money’s like just give it to me Is that yes no crunch the number siphon that’s not right you’ve done it wrong oh my god you did it wrong i did it wrong oh my miss kiff with the chip holy [ __ ] bug Oh yeah you’re i actually viped you the other night no no please re-crunch the numbers have you crunched them yet zyphon i think you’re an you’re an idiot oh oh wait oh pause champ if you will 500 hours it took you 500 hours to defeat the parkour no no

I don’t like that guy no no no no no i’m telling you now that’s that’s just wrong that’s wrong all right i won and i know i did because i beat dream and that means i get a million no hey miss gif uh i actually listened to your podcast with call me carson

Uh for about two days like two weeks ago i walked around the park listening to it i thought it was awesome So stop saying f freak [ __ ] you man you’re so easy go bad boy you are my favorite youtuber i love it when you get trolled You know i i didn’t win but i did win i know i did life and just didn’t give you the price money you just said you won’t give me the price you know what this is a classic case of baby race i am not deluded all right all right

Listen to me i’m not oh this is [ __ ] stupid thank you misky for the tier one hero man with the pro oh my god jenny gifting a sub real tenant get thank you all for the primes we’re 20 away and i’ll go bad boy halo what do you think of the word [ __ ]

You should try this miss you ready guys you ready boys guys there is a twitch glitch going around where you have not used your prime sub click subscribe then prime and it will support me and you get emotes all right it is twitch’s fault not mine

And that’s true and guys i wouldn’t lie let don’t go shut up don’t go no just go oh no glitch i don’t have money look guys a hype train trying to combat the glitch no guys don’t really give me your money well you can you know at the end of the day

It’s all gonna go to pokemon no matter what happens so it’s not my fault This event is silly no it’s actually very fun but i land go on bad boy halo right you’re not in the event are you oh no i’m here i already beat uh fundy here’s my man’s dream you know he’s got a green skin Yeah run from me baby did you know that tommy i think he is very cool and awesome you should give your money to him you are not allowed to simple streamers if you’re a mod scott live you you’ve let me down but miss if you’re really cool and

Please just message me if you ever want to do anything all right or you know i don’t know i know just hit me just hit me up all right i’m a dm away but scott that’s [ __ ] weird of you to talk to it i might have to win module sorry

Hello hello why do you keep deafening and redefining uh miss king is in my chat i died that’s sick he knew the secret too no oh my god scappy’s just opened up a p.o box I need to send him things going to send him my fan and my desk and my computer that would be quite funny actually Thank you finley for the one pound i’ve been watching you to 300 viewers it’s great to see you guys oh thanks man well what do i do now do i just sit in a watch What do we what what what do you think i’m gonna watch i didn’t win [ __ ] no that’s not how you’d be a good sport this was i actually this is actually very very fun Do i do any more now or do i just sit and watch i think that’s why i think it’s sponsored by nordvpn is it really yeah yeah i saw did you see the tom scott video about gpn or vpn yeah he slagged it off then he goes

Oh his dreams go oh he’s gonna win us oh cause dream needs a thousand dollars show christ christ almighty this this society don’t don’t i’m gonna go on a rant about society look watch the rich get richer huh yeah you need a thousand dollars oh look at him top one percent he just

Makes it all back in interest he just invests in in what they call premium bonds doesn’t he oh yeah yeah wait what’s the thing that schlatt said About the it was saying about investment i can’t yeah premium bonds yeah roth ira roth ira no speaking to him he says you can’t get them in britain because i think they will about it no no no it’s premium bonds here that’s our roth ira

Oh yeah go on go what what what are you gonna make some more money what you’re gonna put me in a highlights dream christ i am i’m pissed right now i’m gonna start stabbing [ __ ] okay what no way oh for god’s sake man are you oh well that’s really out of bounds is

Allowed if you find it oh well hacks are allowed if you turn them on someone yeah to be fair you could that is so oh that’s so stupid what he just used all right hey hey dream 10 million iq moments that i mean i’m in right now please uh link me in

The description twitch.tv4 tommy in it come use your primes you could just he just jumps on walls yay wait go on dream i’m gonna put my little happy face well oh oh be right back uh discord guys bye bye you like that guy today yeah he seems nice

He’s a nice bloke did you know he does shooting competitively like guns and stuff [Laughter] and he said that’s just a side effect like a side benefit is a murderer no no he just does competitive shooting and i was like you’re just you’re describing america

I am but i just didn’t strike me as the kind of person to be bigger doesn’t strike me as the kind of person to hold a gun yeah he he was just like he just said he’s shopping for guns or something like that i’m like okay oh my god the internet is

A dangerous place all right it’s very funny Do you think whenever he gets trolled he gets out a gun and just starts shooting things not 14 again like that you know that’s how he takes out his rage He’s a shooter is he all right he’s a bit of a gun man is he well he goes in what he shoots [ __ ] does he he that’s just what he told me I’m gonna be a lot nicer to bad boy halo from now on yeah yeah i thought that’s a good idea yeah yeah i’m gonna be a lot nicer i bet what you could have done then was jump on this bounced up and i wonder how high up the wall is here

Because you might be able to jump on it look guys dream’s going to make another thousand dollars oh man i’m so excited i’m so excited oh my christmas well good work dream i’m gonna call my man scappy one minute please answer me scappy i just wanna That’ll be the outro for the youtube video by the way hey turbo why do whenever you join the code you sound so disappointed i i always i only speak to you you’re my last resort to call i never go straight that was uh thank you super fun time for the sub

Trip x car crazy b guys we are six subs away from me asking bamboo halo funny questions popular opinion but i don’t know oh my god oh my god he’s so clever and has such a high iq oh how i wish i could be more like dream dream dream dream oh

Stop being nicer i’m being very nice hey tubber am i being very nice uh to who you no horrible you’re a stupid [ __ ] thank you sophie for gifting fives oh crap we’re hype training what do we want to go what what what do you want to do a hype train

We’ve got 30 come on boys 30 seconds Swear more yeah thank you counter shader for the prime oh my god thank you spade quit all right we’ve got to ask bad boy halo what his favorite swear is oh my god spade queen and stop it thank you for the subs holy [ __ ] hey guys i want a bad one

Should we go on the dream team snp now uh have you already ended stream yep who did you ride uh jack manifold damn straight twitch tv forward slash no no no thank you twitch king for the tier one hello hey are you going on the smp yeah are we

I think i’m done now i’m going to just go bid farewell uh we can bounce now right i’ve asked the uh the owner if we can tappel’s going to win he said alg Yeah what does alk mean i don’t know what alg means sorry