Top Tier Leather Gear!!! – Minecraft Hermitcraft Season 9 #8

That goes all the way through the side of the mountain in this direction and there will be plenty, plenty more and we’ll have to make this entrance way an actual nice way to enter. I’ve got my little trick over here with the berry bushes underneath there to stop mobs going over.

I hope that still works. But yeah, you can see all the way through to the other side. Eventually, this mountain is gonna be like Swiss cheese. It’s gonna have so many holes in it and tunnels and things sticking out. Hopefully, you won’t even see the mountain at the end of the day.

At the end of the season it’s just gonna be completely taken over with me. Oh and also look, we now have a visible neighbour. Look at that! I think that’s Mumbo’s base there sticking out over the forest. So that’s fun. Lots of little stuff done between episodes as well.

Where to even start, mister parrot. I think, first up take a look at this over here. ♫ aaahhhh ♫ Look at what I collected! This is quite- Look! Nine stacks nearly of gold nether ore stuff and all we have to do is chuck that in some smelters and I think we will easily

Finish our beacon with leftover change. And it was so easy to get as well! You’ll never guess where I found it, right? In the nether just laying around on the floor for anyone to pick up, it was crazy! It was just all there! We’ve also expanded our villager collection,

If you will which you might have seen as we whizzed on by. We do have a very unhappy villager here. You though sir, you play an important role. You like to spread your disease for the good of all greedy Zedaphs in the world. So yeah, you can see we’ve got 36 pumpkins

And then we go – pachow! – Aaandd… Padoosh. Aanndd… A-thank you. And now we have 36 emeralds instead, look at that. And we got some good books here. We got protection guy, we got unbreaking III guy, we got a mending guy, we got loads of other stuff as well.

We got redstone and lapis we can buy. We almost have everything we could ever want. And the emeralds have been flowing very, very nicely. The Hall of All has seen some massive improvements and not just the llama there. You can see we’ve got “done” on so many of these chests.

All we need in this one is guilded blackstone and we need the deepslate emeral and block of netherit for this chest. Over here we’re not doing so well. Lot more missing thing in places but we’re getting there and even the coloured stuff up here as well. We getting places filled in.

This thing is like 75% complete now and yeah, the remaining stuff is getting quite tricky but we’re getting there! And this has been mainly happening in livestreams as well which if you want to follow along twitch.tv/zedaphplays and you can be there witnessing Hall of Allage.

We also had to extend our trophy corridor as well because we’ve just been getting so many trophies. Well, or having so many trophies to do. Still a lot of ghost ones here but look interDIEmensional, very nice and The Mob-Stack-All with brand new [chuckles] little item in the top.

I just find that the cutest thing ever. And lecterns, reading! We now have the ability to read! If we check it out, we can see when we started it, who came up with the idea, a little bit of description about how to do the advancement itself. We’ve got like amazing

Tracking here, look at this. It’s perfect and we’ve redone the redstone for this diorama. As you see, it’s much simpler now. It reenacts exactly what happened. We stuck it with a bucket! [chuckles] We need many more as well. I’m hoping to be able to have a decent interactive diorama

For every single one of these things. And of course the exit out this side of the mountain with spawn just over there. We wanna make a nice door on this side as well. It’s all coming together, folks. But as you can probably tell from the episode title, this one today

The Best Worst Gear, this has just been sat here laughing at me. Laughing in my face with such a naked armourstand. And we cannot have that and as this says we need to acquire the best enchantments on the worst tools. What a waste. So we need to gear this guy up

From head to toe and give him something else to hold in that one which means we might need to pay a visit to our good friend, Impulse. So obviously, we need to provide the leather armour for that and I think if we can just get some emeralds here. We have a leather worker

And you are selling the tunics, the boots and yeah, and the hats as well! And even leather horse armour but we can’t wear that. [chuckles] Maybe we’ll get a horse with the worst leather armour as well. But I think if we buy each of these. They are dyed already.

Oh no, we have not enough emeralds Here – euhh bleuh! – let me buy some more, thank you very much. What do we need? The boots, so it’s just the legs that we need. Can we utilize your cauldron back there to wash this off? Yes, we can. Okay, lovely. Cleaning.

[chuckles] Doing the laundry. I’m very sorry cow. I’m gonna have to borrow your trousers, please. And iEnchant or what’s it called now? i… e-something something beginning with “i”, I don’t know. Yeah, so we can buy the books ourselves but I think yeah, this is still here. There you go, last customer was Bdubs

Not that long ago, okay right. Items to enchant. All of these please. If we take the book aandd… customer: Zedaph. Full leather armour, wooden sword, put the best stuff on it possible please Let’s chat. Winky face, okay. Perfect, there we go. [chuckles] Hopefully he’s gonna read that at some point soon.

I might have to give him a poke that that exists. But there we go! Oh and now we are home I do believe the gold has been cooked ready to block up Oh mumma! Okay, that’s some good gold there. That only took me like maybe 40 minutes in the nether as well.

It was actually a really pleasant experience. I might do that more. Right, 62 blocks. A-ba boom boom bim boom bim. Place, place, place. And oh we have so much left over. Look at that, it’s back on. Another beacon done, folks. Yes, yes, yes. With 30 blocks to spare! Ah! I overdid it!

So all we’ve got left now is the diamond beacon which you know, nyah. Feel sorry for me, it’s okay. We have ways of getting these. I can have this as my full focus now. [mumbling] And we also have a netherite beacon… [inaudible mumbling] So nearly done!

And I think the final bit of news I have for you is we have hole. Yes indeed, the base has been expanded out sideways but also downways. And if we just head on down. My elytra is not equipped! Oh goh! Oohh! Ohh. Yes. But if we plummet on down you’ll see

We’re actually quite nice and deep. Plenty more room for expansion and also plenty more room for dangling some animals. [IMPULSE] You’ve got Impulse. [ZED] Oh! Hello? [IMPULSE] Oh yeah, there you are. Hey. Every time I come in here I don’t know if it’s your name tag I’m seeing or all the other things

[IMPULSE] that you have named. [ZED] Yeah. [ZED] I’m the master of illusion. [chuckles] [IMPULSE] Yes you are, yes you are. Hey, I got your order and it said you wanted some good enchantments on some bad stuff. [ZED] Yes please. [IMPULSE] Again.

[IMPULSE] But it said “Let’s chat” so I assumed you had some special requests here? [ZED] Absolutely man, follow me. I gotta show you what we did last time, the lovely wooden pickaxe with all the gloriousness on it, there it is [ZED] in its splendor. [IMPULSE] Mm-hm. [IMPULSE] I will never forget that day

When we were both in awe of what that wooden pickaxe could actually do. [ZED] Absolutely, but you might see he’s a little bit underdressed, this armourstand. [ZED] So we need to finish him off. [IMPULSE] That is true. [ZED] We need to get leather gear and a wooden sword for the other hand.

[IMPULSE] Okay. Alright. So you must be wanting like full protection IV, unbreaking, mending, the works? [ZED] The whole shebang. [IMPULSE] Oh my goodness, okay. [ZED] Alright let’s start enchanting. I’m excited about this. [IMPULSE] Yeah, let’s get you geared up. [IMPULSE] Alright Zed, step into my office. [MUSIC] Blue Mood – Robert Munzinger

[IMPULSE] Oh my goodness, there is piece number one. [ZED chuckles] [ZED] Ah it’s so rubbish. [IMPULSE] Okay… That should- Wait let me check. Yeah, that should be good. [ZED] What a craftsman you are. Checking your work and everything. [IMPULSE] Thorns… Thorny pants. [ZED] [laughs] Lovely thorny pants.

I wish they were named thorny pants now. [IMPULSE] That’s it, here we go. Boots! [ZED] Boots and cats. [IMPULSE] Here it is, last item! [ZED] Oh man, it’s so shiny! Look at that [gasps] [ZED] There’s so many enchantments on there man! [IMPULSE] Oh man! [IMPULSE] Dude, I still have 302 levels to spare.

You got anything else you need? [both laugh] [ZED] Well, I tell you what. How about you and I test these out in very much the same way we did with the diamond pick or the wooden pick, sorry oh! Excuse me. [IMPULSE] Yeah we could, yeah we could.

[IMPULSE] Wait, wait. The armour and sw- [ZED] I could try slicing. [IMPULSE] [gasps] Oh you wanna battle. [IMPULSE] Are you sure? [ZED] I want a full battle, man. [ZED] I’m wearing this stuff. [IMPULSE] Oh my gosh. [laughs] [ZED] Do I look tough? [IMPULSE] You look amazing! You’re very purply and sparkly, yes.

Oh man, I might have to actually for once take the beard off. Don’t look, I know I just- [ZED] Oh! It’s hideous! [both laugh] [IMPULSE] I know but we might have to- [IMPULSE] I might have to protect myself a little more just to make sure

[IMPULSE] even the grounds here. [ZED] You look like a baby! [both laugh] [IMPULSE] I do. [IMPULSE] I just- Oh man, ten years younger now [ZED] Yeah exactly. [IMPULSE] Alright man. [ZED] Okay, well we can’t fight here. [ZED] This is a little bit close quarters. [IMPULSE] No, no.

[ZED] Have you got anywhere decent that’s worthy of a fight? [IMPULSE] Did you ever hear of UFC? [ZED] Yes. [IMPULSE] They have like fights in an octagon. [ZED] Mm-hm. You got an octagon? [IMPULSE] It just so happens I have an octagon now. And been digging it out in my new base.

So do you wanna go to the octagon? [ZED] Of course I do if you got your own octagon that’s exactly where we need to fight. Okay, let’s go. To Impulse’s brand new base that he’s starting, look at this thing. There it is. Oh, it is gorgeous. It is beautiful.

It is – I’m going to crash, oh no!- [IMPULSE] Alright Zed, welcome to my octagon! Well, I lied. It’s only half an octagon. [laughs] [ZED] That’s a square, right? [laughs] [IMPULSE] It’ll work, it’ll work. I think this is enough room for us to fight in though.

[ZED] I think so. [IMPULSE] It’s a nice little pit. [ZED] Is it enough room to run away in, more like. [IMPULSE] I might need to, right? [ZED laughs] [IMPULSE] I don’t know, you are looking pretty fancy. And we decided for the first go-round,

I’m gonna try to give it a go with just diamond unenchanted. [ZED] Ooo. [IMPULSE] Oh man, I’m a little nervous about this because I still, you know, I got 302 levels at my disposal here. [ZED] Don’t you worry man. I’ll eat them up, I’ll look after them in my belly.

[IMPULSE] Yeah, look after them. [ZED laughs] [IMPULSE] We’ll see man, we’ll see how your armour holds up. I’m not gonna go easy on you. [ZED] Okay, it’s a real fight. This is an experiment, this is a test. [IMPULSE] You wanna count us in? [ZED] Are you ready? I’m not sure I’m ready, okay.

[clears throat] A-three, a-two, a-one, [MUSIC] Go Down Swinging (Instrumental) – NEFFEX a-go! [ZED] Waahh! [laughs] [IMPULSE] Don’t you try to come at me and crit me, I saw that [IMPULSE] You try, you try- [IMPULSE] Oh! I’m on fire! [ZED] Wow knockback! I forgot it’s got everything on!

[IMPULSE] You got- I can’t even hit you. [ZED laughs] [IMPULSE] Oh man! [ZED] Who needs diamonds when you got wood? [IMPULSE] You’re making me fly way far man. There we go, there we go. A couple more hits there. [ZED] You’re barely hurting me. You’re tickling! [IMPULSE] Nooo! [ZED] Yeah, man.

[IMPULSE] I’m on fire this whole time! I’m definitely- No! I’m down to a heart already! [IMPULSE] Nooo, what?! [ZED] Yes! [IMPULSE] Nooo! [ZED] Crispy, crispy Imp. [CRISPY IMP] I didn’t stand a chance with the fire. [ZED laughs] [IMPULSE] Ooooh, man! [ZED] Oh baby! [IMPULSE] Noooo!

[IMPULSE] Well I mean, obviously enchantments help quite a bit. [ZED] It seems it. Do you wanna try and go to the extreme, to the max? Full netherite super duper armour. [IMPULSE] You want me to put on my actual good armour and we’ll see who really wins that time?

[ZED] [laughs] Yeah, let’s do it! He’s back again ready to contend with – What is this you’re wearing on your body?- [IMPULSE] [laughs] Well, I never went to the trouble of making a netherite chest piece because I’m always wearing wings so just ignore that! But the rest is good. It’s all protection IV’s

And what you’d expect and this time I’ve got a mega sword sharpness V and all the goodies, so. [ZED] Excellent. Have you got thorns though, Impulse? [IMPULSE] I think I’m gonna fair a lot better this time. [ZED] No, no you haven’t. [IMPULSE] Noooo. [IMPULSE] I don’t do the thorns thing.

[ZED] I’m a cactus, you’re not. [IMPULSE] So that might still get the best of me. [both laugh] [IMPULSE] Oh yes, this time I’m gonna get pricked to death instead of burned, okay. [ZED] It’s always the case with me. [IMPULSE] Okay man, well shall we? [ZED] Count us in, man. [IMPULSE] Alright, three,

Two, one, go! [ZED] Wah! [IMPULSE] See? Oh, oh wait! [IMPULSE] Mine didn’t have fire though! [ZED] I just need to run away and I’m fine! [IMPULSE] Oh man! [ZED laughs] [IMPULSE] Watch it break, I’m gonna mow you down! [ZED] Oh no! Oh no! [IMPULSE] Oh yeah! [ZED laughs]

[IMPULSE] That’s right, that’s right. [ZED] Oh, I got PokeUinDaEyed. [IMPULSE] [laughs] I did, I got you right in the face. [ZED] Okay man, that was – Oh no! I slipped as well – Oh no. [ZED] Don’t rub it in, put the beard back on please. [IMPULSE] I’ll have my trophy.

[IMPULSE] I have my trophy now. This was all worth it. I don’t need levels of XP, I have a Zedaph head. Does this mean you get a trophy now? You have all the best worst gear? [ZED] I think I do, yeah well- [IMPULSE] Earned a full trophy? [MUSIC]

[ZED] You helped get me this trophy so we’ll have a trophy together. I’ll have one here at your base for you. We can be joint Zedvancement getters, Impulse. [IMPULSE] Nice! I like it, I like it. That’s amazing. This gear did hold up way better than I thought it would.

But you annihilated me when I didn’t have any enchantments, so wow. [ZED] Okay, so we learned that you can use a wooden pick but the rest of it, you should probably get better stuff. [IMPULSE] Probably yeah, you probably should. [both laugh] [IMPULSE] Yeah, better. [ZED] Got it, nice. [IMPULSE] Very cool man.

Well, thanks for stopping by my octagon and killing me. [ZED] It’s a square man, it’s just a square. It’s half. [IMPULSE] Alright, thanks for dropping by my square. [ZED] [laughs] Thanks Impulse, I’ll be back with your trophy! And with that huge success we can – schwing – officially replace the old phantom trophy

With a nice golden one making this whole thing – how many? – There’s one, two three and the Hall of All there are four trophies now that we have not yet received. We actually have more done than we haven’t not done if that make sense. Where is it?

Oh, has this been updated as well? Nope finished. Look, we’ve got to take the book and we’ve got to add “finished episode eight” Wonderful – Boom! [chuckles] Oh and we’ve actually got to put the stuff on as well. Er… oh, except it’s a bit damaged.

You know what? I’m going to put this through the laundry again. Although I’m going to be wearing them so it’s kind of like washing your clothes in the shower wearing them. [chuckles] I don’t know. We could trade with this villager and… all fixed. Look at that. Beautiful. Hat, body, legs

Shoes and a sword. Very, very nice. You, my friend, look ready for anything. So anyway, before Impulse pinged us we were working on The Hole and we can do a few more things with it now I’ve temporarily kind of bunged up where fruit and stuff comes flying out of here

And it just lands in this chest at the moment. There’s actually a hopper secretly hidden under that stair block right there to pick anything that comes through up because it was just getting flung into this hole and getting wasted but we can now stop that

And actually add a proper collection system down below. So, you know what? Let’s knock out the hoppers here so when something next flies out like so we can see its whole journey as it falls down Look, it goes right towards the very middle. That flew from there and landed there

In fact, that is dead in the middle is it not? Yeah that literally landed perfectly square in the middle. So this is perfect we can have a little collection point here. Boom! Oh, look at that straight in the hole

Okay, so then the ones from this side will also go in the same hole. So we kind of just need to have like one in between all of these. Something like that? I don’t really know where the centre is. I guess it’s like two away so there… and there. Yeah, perfect.

All right so we’ve got four collection points now and we can have a little sorting station down here I might have had a fight. Don’t judge me. We can have four collection points with a nice sorting system and then all of the fruit and veg and harvestable stuff can come on down here

Just like this I love the way it just hits the ledge there before it goes on down. I thought, why not keep the water going as well and use them as our kind of like water pusher sources so we don’t need four collection points we can just have one in the very middle.

So that is exactly what I have gone and done. We’ve got pumpkins, we’ve got cactus, we’ve got sugarcane, we’ve got bamboo and we have egg [chuckles] Occasionally we have an egg flowing through if it lands just the right spot which it usually doesn’t but, you know, when it does we love it [chuckles]

So there we go that is an improvement there Now, these animals, I said a long time ago Pearl gave us this upside down sheep and I thought all of them should be upside down They’re dangling. You’ve got to dangle from your legs. It makes the bungee jump that so much better

And we now have villagers which means we have access to many a nametag So, you get turned upside down, please. Oh, there we go! [chuckles] And you, and you and you, which [chuckles] just looks like you’ve got a funky hairstyle now and you, and you, Oh, and finally… you.

Which I’m hoping that’s going to make the eggs still come out downwards and not upwards but that would be incredible Can you imagine that? Eggs being flown up in the air? Oh, I wish they would do that. But if we take a little step back now

We can see the results of all of our hard work. Yes, a bunch of dangling, bungee jump- Oh, we got an egg! [laughs] And it kind of did go up a little bit. No more than usual though but there we go bunch of dangling animals

This is still a third of what we need we need 23 total and this is just eight of them but we now have much more dangling room too. So… Oh Mr Stolen-Trader-Llama-From-A-While-Back. Hello! You, my friend, have been stood on the floor for far too long. Come dangle.

Okay, there’s the eight ones down below there and this is the one I’m aiming for Hopefully we can just sort of go down this water stream together, right? Are you going to sort of get pulled over with me as well? Or is the rope just going to break?

I think – okay, you’re dangling me now. I think the trick is we have to push first. Pre-dangle and then… Oh no! Careful! Don’t drown. Don’t drown, please. Please, you’re very delicate. You’re very precious to me. That’s it. This is good. And… Right-click, bounce into the centre and there you go

[laughs] Another one dangled. And, of course, we’ve already got one of our stunt dogs as well so come along, Woofer. Let’s get down. Oh, in fact how are we going to get you down? Why don’t you teleport, actually? That might be nice.

Oh, and I just realised this is technically a stunt really, isn’t it? So you’d better get changed, dog. Ah yes, much better. Much better dressed for the job. Now you’re ready to do some crazy stunts and that is to dangle on this pole. I’ve added an extra water thing here

So that we can hopefully – oh, are you not gonna? – Are you not gonna move? I kind of don’t want you getting up because I kind of want you sat dangling if possible. Although maybe actually that isn’t possible. Maybe you do just completely hang? Huh.

Well, nobody told me that if a dog is sitting on a lead it just plummets like an anvil. Now we know. Right, this time I want you being on all fours, please. So let’s pre-dangle again. That’s the tried and true method. There you go. Lovely. Attached. Very securely, I must say.

Good knot tying skills from me there. We’ve also got a flaming parrot as well [laughs] from the Mob-Stack-All we did with Bdubs a while back So, you – oh! Where are…? You went on my shoulder didn’t you? Get off! Get off! Get off! Okay. Don’t you go on my shoulder

But, yeah, you can’t take fall damage because you just flutter So I think I think we’ll be safe to just jump straight down Oh! Okay, yeah, come on. Follow me. I’m actually going to try and “Aerial Sheep Service” this. Very slow flying with the elytra on to that particular fence over there

But I think it’s all going to go wrong but we’ll figure it out So, we jump up, we go like this, yeah, the parrot’s here Uh oh! Uh oh! Oh no! Oh. There you go. Woah! [laughs] Oh my goodness. This parrot’s a rocket. What ya doing?

Just going crazy. Oh no, don’t land on it. Don’t land on top of it. I’ve got to push you off now. I think I also saw a donkey on this hill over here. We actually had a donkey a long time ago and we gave it to Pearl Oh yeah, look it’s right there.

Perfect. You, sir, are coming with me Boop! Donkey successfully dangled and the last one we’re going to dangle for today another easy one is, of course, a snow golem oh, and we can use this carved pumpkin trophy Boop! There you go. Perfect. And we dangle, we dangle

And then when we knock this out from under you you should just hang there and bounce Very nice. Awesome. I think we might even take the pumpkin back off of him again. You do that with shears, right? Okay, and we shear him. There’s that happy little face.

There’s that happy little upside down face He looks like a dripstone now. Oh, I didn’t even realise and then all we have to do is upside down all of the mobs that we’ve just added and that is another very nice dangling session. And there they are in all of their glory

Oh, there’s cactuses falling down now as well. You can see all of our Zedvancements now are coming along really, really nicely. Many updates to all of them. We are doing this, folks! Thank you so very much for watching. I hope you enjoyed. As always, a massive thank you to my wonderful, glorious patrons

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