At age 15: “I’ll only be your friend if you let me borrow your car every weekend.”
At age 25: “I’ll only hang out with you if you pay for all our drinks at the bar.”
At age 35: “I’ll only be your friend if you help me move for the 5th time this year.”
At age 45: “I’ll only talk to you if you can get me a discount on a new lawnmower.”
Toxic friends really do age like fine wine, don’t they? #friendshipgoals #notreally