Trapped in HEAVEN in Minecraft!

Minecraft butt huh where am i am i in heaven 100 days in heaven but why am i here i’m still not dead i think i need answers to me oh no they’re torturing the creator but why could you help me i’m impressed by my own guardians uh okay

Just hold on uh what can i use to get past this gate huh a tank in heaven oh well no time to waste who are you old man i’m henry fard i’m not allowed in heaven just because i invented this tank how about if you let me borrow your tank

I can help you get inside okay but how watch and learn i actually have no idea if this is gonna work but no one ever pulled anything off without confidence here we go boom take that you old gate hey way to go young fella crap those angel things are

Coming for me back up bruh hasn’t anyone ever told you not to pull up on someone driving a tank take that and that kind of weird that i’m taking out angels but uh maybe this creator guy can explain what’s going on if i shoot the chains with my cannon

It then work at all listen to me i am the creator of this realm but there are other gods that wanted to take over they started an invasion together and banished me i’m a prisoner in my own heaven but not anymore i’ve been watching you from

Above and i saw your bravery with the last bit of my power i brought you here to help me wing heaven back to free me from these chains you need to find six key fragments and craft the master key only then can you free me together we can take back heaven and

Restore order amongst the gods wow you know what i am pretty brave all right i guess i could help you so where do i find these what is that thing it’s attacking the tank i gotta do something you a baseball fan now’s my chance let’s see what you’re

Gonna do when i blow your head off bruh well that was easy huh it’s still alive what the i blew its head off and now there’s two hydras how could this be possible doesn’t matter i got more where that came from i can do this all day

What just die already well this is not good i gotta get away before this thing rips me to shreds this tank is about to get wrecked i gotta get out if i don’t want to get eaten no i don’t taste good i swear this is it for me

What was that that’s the most annoying sound i ever heard wait this is my chance to get away i saw a giant observatory near here we can go there and hide for a while lead the way quick get inside that was close this door won’t hold on

For long though may i help you gentlemen who are you supposed to be i’m galileo you don’t happen to have anything that can kill a giant hydra do you nope just telescopes lying around here we’re doomed wait i got an idea can i borrow this for a second i just need to adjust

This so the telescope can act like a super intense magnifying glass and if the sunlight channels through it come on just a bit more yes it works bam oh damn it got the annoying god man in its jaws i gotta be careful now i don’t want to burn him alive steady steady

Yes he let him go now for his neck it’s working he’s not regenerating i gotta take out the other ones before they attack again and that was the last of them wait it dropped something serpent’s key fragment this must be one of the key fragments the creator was talking about one down

And five to go wow look at that it’s a beacon it must be showing me where the next key fragment is so let me get this straight your name is kolomos you’re a god why are you helping me i was a protector once too i have these stupidity grenades but they never

Explode the other protectors started to make fun of me so i joined you to fight them just watch they’ll regret making fun of me fam don’t give up bruh they will explode sooner or later we’re here whoa what is this place there’s rooms everywhere and look at those people i

Wonder what they’re watching come on we can’t waste time let’s head to the next fragment this is the biggest room yet there the fragment no hydra this will be a piece of cake sun fragment interesting what i can’t see let me give you some advice do not take what is not yours

Yeah come and get it then it burns great now i gotta beat a sunbird god come on think wait he destroyed the ceiling maybe i can use the telescope again hope you like fried chicken you think you can burn me well let me put it like that

I know it’s sunny but let’s take a rain check we need to switch up our strategy we’re throwing those things are you just making him more mad come on hey privacy please wait i get it people are watching the footage from their lives on these tvs i was about to

See myself invent the light bulb for the first time if you excuse me i’d like to finish i’m sorry but if we don’t do something about this guy there won’t be a tv to finish watching your life on hmm i’ve got just the thing take these special light bulbs

And please if you see tesla tell them i’m sorry wait what do these things do it can store energy then maybe if whoa once it’s charged up it can explode we’re back in the game bruh first i need to make him angry again the more he

Throws at me the more energy i can charge the bulb with anyone ever told you that you’d make a great ambassador for popeyes personal respect for your spiritual god that’s right give me your best shot brah here it comes now to hit him in the right spot i can shoot

The bulb in midair to activate it with the telescope take this close your eyes colmos yes we blinded him but it won’t last forever quick kuala lumos turn on the tv tv doesn’t seem like a great time to chill just trust me bro these tvs put

People into a trance by showing them how they live their lives but gods are immortal so now yes it worked the telescope projected the tv right into his eyes and since he’s lived an infinite amount of lives he’ll be stuck watching forever now let’s carefully

Move the tv in front of him help me carry this bruh how’d you think of that plan fam i realized i can’t kill gods because they’re immortal well maybe you no offense but for the rest of them we’ll have to find their weakness and outsmart them okay the sun key fragment

Is safe four more to go there that must be the next fragment wow this place is massive so many books i’m not much of a reader but i am curious hmm name albert surname einstein whoa from when he first entered heaven all the way until now it’s all here i wonder

If they got one about me too hey look at this weird statue it looks alive those eyes hands it looks so real hey look at me fam i’m running a dog get off there bruh you’re gonna break it you’re no fun fam there’s the next fragment come on

Fam do you get the feeling that someone’s following us i do remember that statue was at the entrance am i hallucinating forget it probably just my mind playing tricks on me that’s it we’re gonna walk backwards so we can be sure nothing sus is happening what the

Ah the statue is cursed i’m no statue i am the god anubis ah i told you not to sit on it take this it didn’t explode again you don’t say i can try one of my light bulbs but there’s no light in here to charge them maybe i can store energy from his

Attacks nah this won’t work his attacks are not energy based at all we gotta run kobos where is it hey it’s not safe here wait are you tesla the pencil is asking you don’t happen to have any handy inventions lying around do you maybe i can help you but i’m busy

Looking for edison’s file right edison uh he wanted to tell you he’s sorry really i see you can take this thing i won’t need it anymore a tesla coil what’s this supposed to do it’s just a tool it’s up to you to make it useful wow it electrocutes everything around it it

Shot up all the books into the air but how can i beat a god made of stone with this fam he’s gonna kill me quick bring him into an open space here goes nothing what he’s completely immune to electricity should have saw that coming i can’t damage him directly with

Electricity but maybe yes i can use it to charge the edison bulbs edison and tesla you guys would have made a great team if you got along what how is this possible it didn’t even scratch him be careful with those things wait he’s avoiding the hole in the ceiling

Something tells me this guy doesn’t like the sun hey tough guy you ever go to the beach you look like you could use a nice tan you disrespectful insect i’m just gonna run around in circles if you don’t mind me while i charge up another ball then

Haven’t you learned my armor is too thick for those tiny bulbs haven’t you learned i wasn’t aiming for you shouldn’t be afraid that’s what i’m talking about the sun turns him back to stone now if you don’t mind i’ll take this Three more fragments to go wow this place is so relaxing and look at those people on the clouds they’re looking down at something cool there’s way less gravity up here there the lightning fragment ah something tells me the god that guards this one might be what is happening the clouds are turning

Dark and a storm came out of nowhere hi sir i’m a huge fan of the avengers that you in disguise loki leave the fragment at once so that’s a no to peaceful resolution crap the sun is blocked by those dark clouds i can’t charge the innocent bulbs i’m gonna need

Some help you are going down thor i didn’t mean him you’re fool why are you helping the enemy wait what if i charge the bulb with this lightning what the it broke you think your little man-made device can contain my god powers well now would

Be a really great time to have a hulk run crap he’s fast he’s going to catch us if we stay out in the open come on where can we fight the god of thunder there wait is that a massive toy castle not exactly what i had in mind

But beggars can’t be choosers yes he can’t fly as quickly as when we were in the clouds okay zip mode look around what can we use there hey what is that and who are you it’s rubber tape my name is richard drew well not exactly a

Weapon but can i borrow some of course take as many as you want but be careful not to tape yourself these things are pretty sticky there you are nowhere left to run ah damn it there’s no way i can beat this guy head on come on what is his weakness

Ah what bothers me most about this guy is he’s so not humble i’d hate to lose you wait that’s it you’re no mighty god a god what a need is hammer to fight a simple purple block guy you honestly think i need mjolnir to beat you ah of course you’re gonna use

Some cheap lightning tricks and i thought loki was the trickster oh yeah how about i punch you to death instead yes it’s working this toy bouncy castle is made of rubber he can’t use his lightning in here one more problem he can still summon his hammer with his hands

What can i use around here there hey little boy can you give your gloves to thor if he’s a real god he can beat me even with punching gloves on so how about it are you mighty or not let’s tape these on just to make sure you

Won’t take them off when you’re losing the fight enough with these games now we fight now here’s my chance actually i’m not really in the fighting mood maybe next time yes he’s trapped inside let me out of here because of the toy gloves he can’t summon his hammer or punch his way out

What why can’t i use my lightning last i checked lightning doesn’t work on rubber now while you’re in there think about how you’re really trapped by your own ego wow that’s deep anyways lightning fragment i’ll take this there our next fragment whoa look at this temple so many people meditating boring

Regeneration fragment that’s what i’m talking about huh someone there what the a giant hand is gonna trample me damn it the giant stole the fragment i hope you like sun cuz my guy you’re about to burn yes this might be the easiest fight yet are you even a god

What the i am prometheus protector of the human race stand down mortal you can’t win i have infinite regeneration let’s test out this infinite regeneration i’ll just charge one of the edison bulbs with the tesla coil and take this crap he’s not lying no matter how much damage he takes he regenerates instantly

I’m gonna need to buy some time but he’s giant he can see me wherever i go unless i burn his eyes i can’t see is that gandhi hey how do i fight something that instantly heals the answer is simple you don’t hurt it in the first place i think you’re missing

The point here you will need to find humility before you are ready to learn yeah yeah thanks for nothing ah what is this thing leave your arrogance behind only then can you proceed just let me go old man stop it’s gonna crush me sit down and meditate it will help you find inner

Peace guess i got nothing to lose this is it for me wow i feel lighter through meditation it’s almost like time slowed down wait that’s it let him go this is between us help me fam through meditation time slows down and i can predict this next move easily it

Seems he’s given up on you colabus he will land there got you thanks ma’am but how are we gonna beat him gandhi said the only way to beat something that can heal is to never hurt it in the first place what if i go here his kick missed

And tangled his leg slow down now there his punch is tangled in between his legs oh crap i’m stuck yes he’s completely tied up in his own limbs and harmless there’s nothing to heal from if he never took any damage now i just gotta pull this fragment from his stinky

Hand you’re gonna regret this you’re putting everyone in heaven in danger only one key fragment left seems like some kind of forbidden forest that must make those the forbidden fruits but we’re not here for fruit we’re here for ow what was that thing i’m a female guy

It would be wise of you to turn back we’re not looking for trouble she’s fast i barely dodged your spear I hate you honestly ah that’s enough she’s not immune to lightning like thor that means if i set up my tesla coil i should be able to she missed her spear it’s stuck in the ground what the electricity is being grounded by her spear she outsmarted me you’ll need centuries more balanced

Space before you go against me my tesla coil is useless against her damn it i need a different approach ah she’s using her shield as a weapon now wait i’ve got an idea if i dodge it at the right moment now wow yes her spear is stuck in the tree now

It’s my turn i’ll meditate to anticipate her next moves if i can analyze her attack pattern i can keep dodging so that she hits the tree instead yes it’s working but she’s so fast i don’t even have an opening to get away yes the apple stunned her now’s my chance to get away

The tree is the least of your worries hope you like the sun she reflected my own beam right back at me with their shield dammit the spear got my leg you fought well i can’t get up my legs are shot i guess this is it for me fam i got you quick if

We get deeper into the forest we can find some cover she’s following us she’s so fast we’re not going to be able to outrun her we need a plan you can run but you can’t she threw her spear it’s coming right for us get down ah a double again isaac newton is that

You yes have you ever wondered why these apples fall down and not up no i’m more concerned with the goddess of war coming to kill me right now right well maybe apples don’t always have to fall down apples apples ain’t nobody got time for apples right now what the these apples they’re

Not just normal apples they create a no gravity field around them wait i’ve got an idea golomos take this okay fam i think i’ve gotten out of her line of sight now that i’ve given cole almost the apple i just need to wait in you again how many times do you need to

Throw that stupid grenade before you learn more explode you’ll regret making fun of me fam yes it worked she let her guard down because she thought it would be another stupidity grenade gravity is broken around her now’s my chance bet you didn’t see me coming from up

Here crap she still got her shield that’s so fast ah she stuck her spear into the ground to avoid floating away time for plan b now call the most she turned her attention to him now if i kick the spear away from her hand yes no

Matter how powerful of a warrior she is she can’t fight gravity Wisdom key now we can free the creator all six key fragments collected brave zen mode at your service perfect the master key it’s huge now if i put this in here it should thank you for being that stupid uh what what do you mean you’re full i manipulated yourself

Easily and you didn’t even notice i used you to defeat heaven’s guardians the protectors didn’t imprison me because i’m the creator they imprisoned me because i’m the devil with them gone nothing will ever challenge me again time to turn heaven into hell oh no what have i done

No call a mouse you’ll pay for that bruh i will send you back to hell again athena is that you whoa it’s athena spear and shield the master key is allowing me to tap into the god’s powers it took all six gods to seal me away you think you can do it

Yourself they never had zen mode on their team yes raw spirit helped me dodge the devil’s flame sword now take this damn the devil is surrounded by some sort of flame shield and raw sunbeam was absorbed like it was nothing ah his flames are too hot even for athena’s

Shield to block i gotta throw it the shield hit him now’s my chance to attack i wonder what happens if i call for mjolnir thor’s hammer in one hand athena spear in the other take this No way all of that it barely even scratched him oh come on this is it for me not yet damn remember the name of the mighty oh don’t tell me he’s gonna go again you really think that grenade is gonna what the greed actually exploded the grenade actually exploded he’s

Stunned now’s my chance i can’t beat him but if i can pick up those chains and wrap them around then no not a girl crap he’s gonna break free i need something heavy to hold him down just a second longer is that yes it’s anubis perfect time for a god

Made from stone just a bit longer and yes i want to change