TROLLING FatMemeGod on his FIRST TIME playing minecraft

Here take this bed okay right click it anywhere okay put it right here what’s up gamers uh welcome back to minecraft not modded but just regular minecraft because mimi here has never played normal minecraft before i mean he has but i mean he hasn’t beaten the ender

Dragon he doesn’t even know what the nether is or what a bonus or anything like he doesn’t know the game he knows memes sort of but he’s never played the game and uh plaza and i are gonna show him but at the same time we’re going to

Troll him big time like i don’t know bringing him up to a creeper and say it’s friendly or you know just messing with him with commands so it’s gonna be pretty funny so if you’re part of the percentages that has not subscribed subscribe right now and uh make sure to

Go follow our instagram because at 100k i’ll release a quarter of blasa’s face look at his stupid dumb little face yeah you see his face look how dumb it is ah you’re the scary one here oh my god oh he’s turning he’s looking at me hello mimi hey hey

You know the first rule of minecraft beaming wait i need to pee wait in the game or in like real life no real life then go you’re not gonna die we’ll protect you like me me we’ll protect you i need a fortress that’s not how you

Make a fortress stop mimi it will sit down okay oh are we gonna go all the way down yes we’re gonna go to the bedrock maybe not all the way to bedrock just pretty far yeah yeah yeah i don’t know if you’ll know how to get out oh my god okay

How long does it take for this guy to pee oh my god what that’s a big tower plaza we’re going sky high here’s an upgraded we could take him all the way to the sky oh my god and then when he gets back we’ll be all the way up on the top and

He will think that we dug him down so deep you know he’s literally been buried alive oh my god okay i’m helping you now we are getting all the dirt he’s still not back dude this man had some hot hot hot diarrhea or something this guy had some like

Chipotle with extra beans or something so many beans so many beans man oh hello me me what is this we were waiting for you what did you do i can’t see anything we didn’t do anything you said you wanted to be more secure so we made you more secure

We’re up at the surface you got to dig up you put me underneath them did you burn me alive looking up yeah just keep on going up yeah just go straight up how do i go up if i can just keep on going up just keep on digging up and

Then building blocks underneath you you can do it oh okay okay this is my first test right this is your first test as a pro minecraft player i’m here i can feel it come on you’re almost there i can smell the air am i making it you’re making it

Welcome how does fresh air how far did you get you guys remember you took me this far wait wait you were just under the surface mimi what is the first thing that you want to do in this minecraft world i want to beat the ender dragon you want

To beat the ender dragon all right then we’re gonna need you to get a dog you want to get a dog right oh i want a dog and i choose which breed yeah you can let’s see oh look there’s one there’s one on the mountain you see

It that’s a chicken that’s not a chicken do you think there’s a dog there’s a dog right here all right so you just wanna what is wrong with you did you left-click uh click why did you right click you’re supposed to left click mimi left click

I did left click i did this yeah do that on the dog not on me i did do that and he just hit me and he brought his friends too yes they want to share their love i will give you all the love you need left click i am the freaking no don’t

Push the dog it’s dead it’s dead you made me kill it i told you to right click i told you to right click you said left click i definitely said right click oh there’s another dog mimi give him the food baby why is he not looking at me like

This not taking my food i’m sorry he doesn’t love you mimi i don’t wanna die oh my god all right mimi it’s time for your next step okay come over here come over here okay this this is a crafting table you see this mimi this is where you craft things

Okay so you want to punch that tree right there punch it you did it i did it now you want to punch more trace you want more take just don’t show this footage to mr beast he would not be happy all right you want to take that wood you want to

Put it in the crafting table and you want to get all those little bruised planks you want to put two wood things next to each other one on top of each other oh i got four sticks you got snakes now do two sticks and then do three wood

Things on top like a pickaxe oh my gosh oh my god okay okay okay the three bruce planks turn around turn around baby mimi okay the green man that you just saw don’t make eye contact with him okay yes he’s very shy he’s very shy but if

You look away if you just look up he’s not gonna bother you i got a pickaxe i gotta pick x you gotta pick x now you can mine me me you can mine it start mining oh hey never do that again never use a pickaxe to mine dirt oh

You’re hurting me you’re hurting my soul don’t do that you need to go deeper because you know what’s under the dirt minerals but don’t use your pickaxe on dirt okay that’s right here’s my hand yeah i gotta get my hands dirty oh what does break this or the pickaxe yeah just

Go straight down just mine it yeah keep going keep going all the way down all right there is one problem though oh my god oh my god keep on finding me me just going down i’m going down i feel the heat i feel the heat i’m mining i’m mining

How did you die this is what happens when you don’t mind fast enough mimi how about we look at your swimming lessons because did you know in minecraft most of the loot is actually in the water let’s go me a blossom come over here all right mimi are you ready for your first

Swimming lessons okay i’m gonna be diving from here oh my god you’re crazy i think i’m safe it’s not safe i’ve been taking swimming lessons for 15 years no mimi you’re not gonna survive that i am watch okay i land on top of it all right let’s see it

Mimi we told you it says you killed me how did i kill you that’s not possible you killed it you hit the ground what do you think would happen if you jump from like 500 you jump you jump i want to see you yeah see he jumped from a two block

Radius you jumped on the one i jumped from the same thing look no you did it you’re way you killed me again how can i kill you i’m standing all the way over here look my hands are on my keyboard what do you want you want me move around like

What do you want me to do yeah move around okay and uh sing a song mimi don’t jump from that height that is very dangerous don’t you do it it’s very dangerous oh my gosh i wouldn’t have died from that no that’s like a 10

Okay this is a scam i paid 500 for these minecraft lessons and this is what i get lazar where are you it’s time to teach mimi about the mining plaza take us to your cave okay watch out it’s a steep one it’s steve one look at it wait blossom no no

You can’t make that height we have to go down slowly block by block remember to hold shift because you can slip oh i don’t want to slip slip you push me off i would never do that all right do you have your pickaxe maybe where’s your pickaxe mimi

Who killed me and i lost it you don’t have a pickaxe why would you go into a cave without a pickaxe i have a pickaxe for you don’t worry here you go all right so you want to take that and you want to start mining the oars look at that you see

That look at that that’s some coal those are diamonds right over there oh wait it’s green man it’s green man you see him oh hey look if i look up he doesn’t even bother me oh just look up why are they looking at me why are they not looking at you

Because i’m looking up i’m not making any eye contact look literally staring at him he won’t kill me oh that’s better don’t die why were you looking straight into his soul for like five hours mimi you’re looking right at him mimi there’s diamonds right here you’ll be rich i’m

Here you got your pickaxe oh yes all right right there you see that blue that’s diamonds this is diamond those are diamonds you got them this is a lapis lazuli what kind of scam is this these are not diamonds i think i need to teach you how to play this game you suck

At this game oh i see the problem yeah you only have stone okay you see that yellowish brownish color over there look where bloss is at yeah you need got that that gives you iron what you want to do you see this you see this stuff right here you want

To mine that get all that iron all right you’re good okay now you want to take it over here okay so we have this crafting table right mimi from this crafting table you want to make a furnace how do i make a furniture you need eight pieces of stone which give

You cobblestone mine just this regular stone here i got nine pieces yes now just put it in a circle i got it hey you did it i did it so maybe you see all that black stuff like there and there that’s coal all right what happens if you put coal in

The furnace and then you put iron in the top you will smelt the iron oh oh this is kind of making sense put the coal in there put the coal in there on the bottom and put the iron ore on the top oh it’s it’s eating or something that means it smells

That’s how you make better stuff like what like swarming iron sword iron pickaxe iron gear oh it’s like passive income is this doing it for me yes capitalism that’s another green prize my iron pickaxe okay you can take the iron pickaxe congratulations you can buy diamonds and

I found them deeper in the cave be very careful here oh i see him i see him here oh my god that’s diamonds right yeah these are diamonds the lighter blue color they’re making now i got diamonds oh there you go you’re making are you kidding me are you

Crazy right you got diamonds mimi we can go to the nether now fight the ender dragon yes we can go you see that purple stuff you made but first you got to get up so we can craft that pickaxe you need to craft a diamond pick maybe where’s your crafting table

Uh got destroyed remember you lost your crafting table well boom crafting table i’m prepared all right place it down oh eyes up eyes up oh oh i put my eyes up ah you lied to me why didn’t you put your eyes up i told you to put your eyes

Up you didn’t put your eyes up okay here’s all your stuff wow look at you look at that drip man i got a diamond we got a diamond pickaxe oh my god do you see that purple stuff down there brackets you need at least 10 of them in order to make a

Portal okay mimi get over here we have enough i’m coming i only have four yeah that’s enough because i already built it is this the gateway to the nether this is the gateway to fight the ender dragon be very careful there’s a lot of lava here all right now

All right come this way this is very scary wait i don’t even know mimi why are we even doing this okay the fire down here is not even it’s actually fake what do you mean it’s fake look it’s just a giant swimming pool i don’t know why there’s nothing you go

No you go why don’t you go where’d you go what are you doing you lied to me you lied to me i knew this was this game i’m going back home i i put plaza down i tripped him on the thing and and he died yeah

Because you have to wear the iron helmet was he wearing the iron helmet no he was wearing iron helmet and the iron plate yeah you can only wear one i don’t think you lied to me you didn’t have the iron helmet i literally just told you you need the

Iron helmet okay then give me the iron helmet okay i have iron helmets for you guys everyone come here okay i don’t want it to drop in the lava okay iron helmet for you mimi put it on okay now jump in here we go see oh

Now we can go wait if i take off the iron helmet it’s going to kill me right it’s going to do it if you take it off don’t do it don’t do it one dip nod one dip you can’t survive well now you have no iron helmet congratulations

Now what are you gonna do now you have to go back into the overworld bunch of three get staged get a crown table and stone mine iron melt the ivan and then you can make an iron helmet there you go how much work can you just come back and

Give me one i’m coming down but you got to set your spawn right there okay so you spawn here take this bed okay right click it anywhere okay put it right here ah why would you do that what did you do i just when i clicked the bed and i

Exploded how’s that even part of the game what did you even do thank you guys so much for watching if you want to see more maybe the video you’re doing in the video i want to beat the ender dragon if you want to see more of me me learning the game

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