Trolling on a Roleplay Rust Server #2

Foreign we promised them we promised them a video like a year ago what do you want to do today you want to annoy some people you want to troll some people you want to piss people off all the above when you change the steam names my name right now is senior hamstring senior

Hamstring should I call myself senior something after it give me give me your name yeah send you a green bean green bean all right so we’re both called Senor yeah so they’re gonna know we’re together right off the rip they’re gonna know this I do this thing called the

Repair man it was mainly inspired from you know and you kept coming back to Bases over and over again yeah now in Russ is a mechanic where you can build twig on people’s bases right right and I just build a bunch of like triangle floors it doesn’t do anything it just

Makes the bass look ugly all right it pisses them off if we can do that we’ll do the repairman together I’m down the video I did where I just kept going to these guys and asking if I could have a campfire that one yeah that’s what that’s what inspired it dude

They took me so [ __ ] long too I was doing that [ __ ] for hours you got all P coins it’s like crypto oh how many RP coins do you have what are the rules what are the rules no racism no sexism no trolling broken broken broken we just got to play really dumb just

Pretend like we have no idea what we’re doing welcome back senior hamstring yeah yeah well I think there’s someone in this base here perfect yeah yeah there’s someone in this base right here beside me and quite close to the Middle with a huge one the one with a big wind turbine

On top yeah it says happy Easter outside of it senor senor senor senor man Senor hola como estas oh there’s a guy behind you hello hello a woman what’s up we’re new in town yeah this is mine nice base we’re trying to trying to play some Rust are you guys new to the

Server yeah we’re new are you just looking for a place to build yeah but we’re looking for a fun time [Laughter] Area is that where people die are you trying to send me to die well you can kill zombies and they give you pretty good loot how do I kill a zombie can you give it some lube well you gotta hit a few barrels you give us

Some though get like a melee weapon can we have some Loop barrels no no no no I don’t need I need a gun how do I get a gun Um okay bye can you craft me a campfire oh no she can already say I’m gonna quote an admin I can already smell it what do you guys mean craft me a campfire yeah another campfire why not there’s actually a campfire over there yes I do we are friendly bro this is like

NPC talking right here I know dude I want to just I want to pull my rock out and Bash her upside the head with it I’m zombies you get good loot I ain’t never seen no zombies in Rust well that’s what this surf is about is it best to kill

Him with a rock I would definitely use your rock to hit barrels and like find uh come here all right all right kale salad thank you I’m gonna go try and kill a zombie now you live in this base the Easter based I do I like the bass I can give you a thumbs

Up kale salad thanks for being a friend I bet she’s wearing the biggest adult diaper all right you know you want to hit some wood and see if we can build on the base we can test on this base so they don’t they don’t get sussed out by

Us yeah yeah I’m down see if we can add on some twig yeah all right please let you be able to build that would be so [ __ ] funny oh my God it actually works I’m down let’s go pretend like we’re helping them like upgrade their base or some [ __ ]

We’re gonna get [ __ ] banned off of just one interaction yeah I feel like she knows the admins man the admins probably drool every time they talk to her hello partner I like your pool I stole the wood out of there I stole the wood out of the grill she’s just standing there

Probably making a disco ticket right now oh they’re running away all right hold the twig thing oh my God renovation time oh my God oh my they’re gonna be so [ __ ] pissed you boosting up is Senora gotta renovate we gotta add on these people were so nice we gotta add on to

Their base for them for real a little extension right over here um you can’t build that close I’m sorry what was that you can’t build that close we can’t build that close I thought you said we could be neighbors this looks pretty good soup I like it

I like the renovation yeah we’re making a little base of our own attached to their base keep on building man yeah keep on building we can make our own base close to them we’ll make our own base one day our base will be as cool as theirs I can’t wait wonderful days

Beautiful beautiful base can I have the admin oh [ __ ] oh no she’s already calling she’s already calling I think we should wait and talk to the admin and pretend like we’re [ __ ] stupid don’t know what we’re doing there are two people building on my base oh she

Doesn’t she doesn’t want to talk to us hello can you leave like you’re gonna get oh I’m sure you probably don’t care I don’t have time for it I thought you said we were friends that we could build close to you you’re literally building on my base I thought you said

We could join the fox Clan he said we could join if we got uh you really act like this kind of embarrassing what the [ __ ] is wrong with you you sound like you got a stinky snatch don’t [ __ ] talk to me like that you dumb [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is your problem

What do you say to me I sound like what you want to talk [ __ ] I said goodbye can I get a shattered You know what I don’t even want to join the fox Clan no more mean people like you were in the clan I’m reporting you I’m yeah I’m trying to renovate your [ __ ] ugly ass base I don’t want it destroying it oh sorry it’s breaking here I’ll add it back home

I was a flying man yeah how about you don’t hey you just leave the area hey boogie hey Let’s uh just leave the person alone I thought we could build an add-on to the base we’re adding on for free we’re trying to be friends here yeah that’s uh

Twigging somebody else’s base for no reason uh-uh it’s not for no reason we’re renovating it for the fox Clan I don’t want it an extension to the base so what you’re saying is it it hurts harassment you want to keep going down this road harassment I’m not going down any road

I’m just trying to renovate I’m just trying to renovate the base well stop stop enough just leave the area you don’t need to harass them we’re not harassing for not harassing no one we’re just trying we’re trying to add on kale salad here said we could add on and make our own base

We’re just we’re just trying to be a part of the community we’re the prepare men bass was looking a little lackluster and we’re just trying to make it look nice where is he where is he gone I don’t know where he was he’s definitely watching us he’s definitely he thinks

Going oh he’s not appointed me out oh I got kicked I got kicked she attacked you and said you sound like you and your late 20s dude that’s [ __ ] Boogie ad man I bet he looked like Boogie it was the way he was like stop stop Towns jobs what jobs can we get I’m gonna be an air fryer welcome to chill role play here you will live a life as a citizen of a great Island I ain’t really know that that’s just too much oh there you are right behind you hey buddy hey I’m detective detective mittens

I can has cheeseburger.com oh my God my frames what the hell is this is this a beast I think this is like some Monument oh hello somebody stole my hm lmg and I don’t know who did it hey buddy hmlmg is missing missing you guys we just joined man we’re doing it

We’re new in town I don’t know what an HML mg is I don’t know what that is and I’m being honest why is it talking like that milk bag I don’t know what an HML mg is can I have a gun I will guys we’ll pay you very uh or my

Audio is off give me one second you couldn’t hear us this whole time that explains it yeah it was like talking to a brick wall say again sorry I was tapping whoa I don’t know what an HML mg is say it again I do nothing hm lmg is that soup [ __ ]

The name is hamstring partner hello my name is I got the gun for you one second but it’s got the pogo stick oh no oh [ __ ] man What’s going on all right I get you gun now I get you gun come on all right all right all right I’m stuck on the stick I’m stuck on the stick I’ve been stuck on my uncle stick a couple times thanks for the gun kill him hey milk bag oh my gosh

What has milk in it and Lead he threatened him he threats in his ass nothing to see here nothing to see here that was all part of the uh it was all part of the uh the thing we were doing the RP situation oh yeah yeah yeah just

A bit of role play you killed me [ __ ] oh there’s a caravan let’s go to the Caravan no I got the cameras recording you sure if you will touch it anything ‘s got cameras recording us howdy partner hey ma’am hello you guys spare weapon man how are you

Huh you gotta spare weapon ma’am um hold up okay I don’t think I have any here no he killed me he killed me he’s got a bullet right in between his head wait hold up oh he’s [ __ ] slapping my titties what’s he doing what shut up let me in [Laughter] he’s playing racist music down the microphone I ain’t having any of that sorry about that gentlemen sorry y’all had to see that that guy he was uh he was threatening us he was trying to slap my titties around I had to pop a cap in his

[ __ ] ass you know what I’m saying did you contact please did I contact police are you the police are you an officer nothing did you contact him this is America yeah this is America I have the right to bear arms you’ll get thrown in jail if you’re just killing people

Though I ain’t going to jail it was self-defense you were slapping my friend’s titties it was a self-defense yeah he was slapping my titties rubbing those nipples this second in this anyway gentlemen where’s the best place to go to make friends he’s coming back bro he’s coming back he’s gonna run us

Over he’s gonna run you over he’s a man man look look behind you oh he’s got bullets don’t call the police I’m not calling the police this is a cop right here he’s rescue he’s got blood all over his face the police we don’t snitch around here let me drive your

Vehicle you might steal it no you can ride with me I don’t know ride man come on no I promise I promise come on my you have my word I will not steal your vehicle you still dude [ __ ] I’m just singing a song oh it’s my experim you’re not actually he

Was playing racist stuff down the mic earlier what are you talking about yeah he needs to be muted bro and I’m killing it’s unbelievable no killing I didn’t kill nobody I can see when you kill so there’s no use lying you can see when I kill did you see where he slapped

My titties for slapping his titties I saw him I heard says do you have your third eye open did you see where he slapped my titties so I popped a cap in his [ __ ] ass oh [ __ ] Act of aggression lets me know he didn’t see him slap my titties hey and cuffing

The hell am I being said you weren’t going to even open up the commander hey you’re done buddy you’re done hamstrings get me out of these goddamn handcuffs I ain’t done nothing wrong man this guy was slapping my titties you don’t have to be arrested I don’t care if they killed me

The kid’s defending us another killer it’s gonna warn him I’m looking at something else all right just watch your language on here what watch my language what the hell yeah it’s not that hard to understand what the what is this bro you know what else isn’t hard to understand this guy

Slapped my titties he snapped his titties all right what are we gonna do about that thinking about stabbing his little titties his name is milk bag all right he’s slapping my titties trying to get some more milk for his bag run away from me don’t you [ __ ] run away from me

You know the truth you know you’re scared of the truth we’re gonna steal your dumbass man hey hey what are you gentlemen about to get up to oh I’m telling them out what are you guys about to get up to you came here because you heard gunshots yeah yeah

How do I how do I join the police force so I can shoot and kill people I cannot join the police why if you wanted to join PD rescue you would have to join rescue which gives me all right I’m down to join rescue uh you’re not gonna accept it sorry I

Won’t get accepted why because I’ve just seen you kill someone in front of me I know can I become a peace officer all right if I can’t become a police officer I’m gonna become a criminal oh my god look the famous horse code lock horse code

Lock horse makes a return yeah can you give us a vehicle then let me drive your vehicles it won’t kill you man you got to work with us though you got to work with us milk bag let me drive your [ __ ] truck over there and we’ll do it we’ll blame everything on him

But my frames are like [ __ ] itself it’s a little framing yeah what the hell he looked racist I can’t understand you you go back to you can you say I can’t see [ __ ] [ __ ] I can’t see [ __ ] you ever seen Django damn I can’t see [ __ ] [ __ ] out of this thing let me

Drive this thing man let me let me let me drive this stuff I don’t know man dude I’m genuinely like we’re not gonna steal it I just wanna drive I want to drive the truck it’s not a truck it’s a camper I want to drive the RV what if I helped

Y’all get a car I want to drive this thing though I don’t I don’t want a car just let me drive man just let me drive it’ll be fine I’m an expert I’m gonna steal it you’re gonna steal it I’m not gonna steal the [ __ ] RV I’m not gonna

[ __ ] steal it yeah you should probably give him the keys how do I know you should probably hand over to Keys milk you can sit in the passenger seat I’m just gonna I just wanna drive I will be holding gun to your head the whole time just in case

Yeah baby in the back oh whoa no everyone’s in the [ __ ] road in the way in the white person view oh [ __ ] and it’s Nardo [ __ ] his ass that’s the guy that I want to eat what the hell else shooting us the shooting us bro step step on it I’m stepping on it

What the hell is he shooting at a horse uh I don’t know what’s going on bro I’m just cruising wherever he tells me to he’s telling me to follow this road so that’s what I’m doing get back to the car or I will kill you No One’s Gonna Steal this piece of [ __ ]

Don’t worry you got some big pieces of [ __ ] over here look look look watch out sorry oh oh get out [ __ ] I didn’t mean to do that oh [ __ ] my bad get out of the card all right getting out I’m getting out sorry about that man I didn’t see y’all there

Sorry apologizing to him holy crap you just like murdered him out of nowhere I didn’t mean to him you gotta roll a bit slower at the Town buckaroos that’s my bad at least he lives here so um he’s got a back going for him yeah he’ll be all right

Hey sorry about that milk that killed you oh the milk bag doesn’t know how to drive that would have been on to me that was you can check the logs we’re trying to we’re trying to teach the boy drive a car yeah milk bag was coming in

A little too hot oh good guys oh good not a problem I think of his milk bag making me send him back I am too you wanna just get him on this road trip now can I get him yeah I’m gonna eat okay I got let me clear this let me clear the

Beds here so he can’t he can’t respawn right I took both beds all right tell me when I got both uh bags all right you ready okay just can’t switch I told you you can’t switch you idiots oh she’s respawning it oh I’m dead I got shot milk bag shop stop it

That’s the clinic it’s the clinic I want a Bastion by Agra it’s not a clinic anymore I know it says clinic but we’re not a clinic anymore really really all right well should I start swinging yeah I killed one I killed her why yeah actually why why because you murdered me why did

You kill me no we’re good we’re good guys you kill me we’re good I got the I got the remote oh I just got killed I’m running for my life oh no they’re coming for us well what did you say the police are coming for us bro the police oh no

They’re calling the police on us I’m in I’m in prison for an hour what I’m in prison for an hour bro oh my God read my boy free my boy hamstring free my boy hamstring the other one is that them shooting you oh I’m in prison

Are you in here with me yep welcome to prison for one hour I’m stuck I can’t move did they freeze you I think so you haven’t been jailed and warned by me Kalinda was trying to put something up my Twitter and I started I see if they’re being addicted

Okay hey here they come this is an injustice this is an injustice vicious fail role play I was careless twice but defending my boy and I get involved imprisonment I’m frozen here man why Leo yeah I was arrested for defending my boy you can check the logs and then I

Got Kos twice I think you were the one Garcia I’m stuck help hey Garcia I’m frozen hmm don’t do it what yeah I want to talk to your supervisor right now let me see if they are available okay yeah get them over here now probably the most interesting thing

They’ve had happen on the server since it was made that’s that’s cute Garcia let me hold that big rocket on your back toss the rocket to me I I want to speak to my lawyer I would like to speak to my lawyer okay um sure thing who’s your lawyer his name

Was Milkman I think he was actually complaining that you guys were in his car he was asking us to do some Renovations on his vehicle you know Breaking Bad hey officer officer oh can I help you with something I’m hungry can you kill me I can’t I can’t hold I haven’t got

Anything besides a a ticket are you settled down can I uh let you out of those cups or not and I’m settled man I’m settled I’m all nice and settled all right this is the saddest [ __ ] I’ve ever done in my life in the rest [Laughter] are you sure

I think he wants to get out let him out there is two chairs and a couch fine I want to get out I want some fresh air can you let me out take this [ __ ] ticket and wipe your ass with it Garcia that’s not happening take this ticket

And wipe your ass with it you ask me to that admin nope you don’t got the right I don’t got the right to the admin how do I apply to be an admin I want to be an admin can I be a police officer I’ll be a police officer that’s the

No-go one idiot down I’m muted they’ve muted me he wasn’t screaming he was role-playing yeah it was just being dumb and immature he’s Mike spent multiple times screaming but nice trip they talk for me hello hello all right you want to do this again bro around to you yeah I’m

Down all right one sec let me out [ __ ] gonna see a [ __ ] see these talented guys wasting their talents hey hey calm down couldn’t play it again I think they’re funny that sucks you guys got here long ago you’re not gonna last long here oh please don’t imprison

Me yeah you’ll just get [ __ ] on another servers that bit oh I got muted as well I need to clean that Gallery is so quiet peanut galleries so he’s so quiet is this one I’m out I’m out Free Run free soup get out of there run Hahaha it’s in your hamstring just woke up right you don’t see it senor Senor hola hola hola this is new start here ah it’s just the [ __ ] rules I didn’t well we need to read the rules soon true we do all right friendly mature atmosphere yeah should I see this horse definitely I’m

Gonna take it we got the horse I got the horse over here he’s shooting wow I think he’s shooting at you oh [ __ ] oh it disappeared out in the corner oh gotta be careful with what with what uh horses you take the horse that you guys took was mine we’re trying

To we’re trying to find a horse whenever you guys get to level five you can spawn in your own horse how do we get to level five just play the game hit barrels do stuff like that oh like this Barrel here wait a minute oh no he knows it’s here

Wait a minute like that no way wait wait wait no no [ __ ] way right how do we get a horse partner are you a soup I’m hamstring Senor hamstring At Your Service oh my [ __ ] God wait what I know wait hold up I knew you were

I knew you played rust but I didn’t know you I thought you’d be playing on PVP service holy [ __ ] next keep your mouth shut small egg before I fill it with this rock you got my word man I love you not that bad give me a gun

Oh he just dropped me a second can you like to supply us I can hook you guys up here you guys can follow me home I can I can hook you guys up yeah man hook us up bro we’re trying we’re trying to role play wink wink looks nice

Thank you can I have your foot cream there’s a there’s a hazmat suit for you he’s just loading us up it’s nice when they recognize us it’s like it’s like the YouTuber you know we don’t show this part in the video yeah you cut all this

Out cut all this up we did some off streamer farming yeah exactly yep thank you now more thank you oh I got some uh I got some food for you too I have some more I have fun out there boys I love you I love you too

I don’t know we just stole all of his [ __ ] I took his helicopter and all his car I mean we did some off stream off stream uh farming yeah oh there’s a car on the road over there there’s a car right down there what’s up the partner take it take it go

Go go [Laughter] stole his car it smells like a GTA Heist thing man I like the helicopter behind you watching you right now oh bro this thing is indestructible put it back put it back oh my God left Senor left Senora all right that doesn’t play right there I should have had Sam

Howdy partner hey man how’s your day going Reese do you know where the nearest Village City do you know where the nearest Village city is what where is everyone that is a great question I have no idea you can hear the helicopter’s Mike you’re like the third people I’ve seen

I’ve seen one other person here somebody talks to shoot him you can hear Echo how’s your day Reese are you shooting me let’s just go okay then you have a nice thank you he said okay then you guys have a nice day I think we could probably join that one

Back I feel like we only got kicked from that one we probably didn’t get banned what the um the one with the girl on it and that Boogie guy stop um should we try to come back we’re so sorry woman we’re so sorry I forgot this one says in chat welcome back Senor

Welcome back Senor hamstring all right what’s a code word you say cold weather then we’re both trying Killer Beans we’ll do beans there it is that’s it isn’t it there it is hello hey man hello hello oh there’s a guy on the road over here everybody partner oh it’s her

Hello hey kale salad hello hey kale salad we’re so sorry salad hey I’m so sorry like we’re good as long as you just stop trying to grieve me I’m sorry sad no we weren’t trying to grief we were trying to add on to the base so

We could live there with you we are the repairman said I don’t want that we like to build I think that you know that an expand house is kale salad why did you call an admin on us here take this take this as a gift offer

Offering please I just want to have some friends on the server we’re sorry we’re actually all sorry got deeply deeply sorry yeah for real we’re sorry do you have any uh do you have any veins Bro this is the awkward stage this is like second out of embarrassment just build the thread quickly build the thing these guys are building on my face it’s boogie boogie boogie where’s Boogie oh did you get kicked oh yep I just got banned yeah oh yeah I’m banned does role

Play servers [ __ ] suck oh my God I thought we could kill her yeah I did too so [ __ ] cringy just the awkward silence oh well it is what it is soup it is what it is until next time until next time