TRYING TO LEARN MAGIC… | Minecraft – Part 10

Hello everybody my name is markiplier and welcome back to Minecraft today we are going to make magic I don’t know how to make magic but we’re going to make magic and the way you make magic is by making an enchanting table and the way you make an enchanting table is by doing

Apparently I don’t have the recipe but I think that’s because it takes obsidian Oh plenty right here so let me dig up some pieces of obsidian and I’ll be right back okay I have died a month but I need to go look at the recipe in here diamond diamond enchanting tale yeah I

Need a book and in order to make a book I need paper and in order to get paper I need sugar cane and in order to get sugar cane I need to go get sugar cane why is my storage never enough never enough I swear okay I’m going to go get

Sugar cane where do I get sugar cane okay you know what I’m just gonna go in the direction and when I find it I wore hat – all right I’m gonna find it and when I come back you will know I found it because I will be back hey pumpkin I

Like pumpkin pork and pumpkin I don’t know what tools do you use to make anything yeah that seems right extra yeah Oh stogie oh jeez that’s okay hey doggies I’ll come to you later I need paper you guys found paper anywhere why am I looking in the woods it’s by water

I’m dumb I should have been following the river I’m dumb I’m dumb guys guys I’m dumb I’m dumb I’m starting to realize I might be Dumber I might actually be dumb Oh River Oh weird mysterious whole peculiar oh I’m gonna need experience oh if I’m gonna be able to make enchantments it’s

Still something very satisfying about just mining stuff it’s really relaxing it’s really nice here we go this whoo what that’s not as deep ah my dudes where is the sugarcane my dudes my bros my dude bros my fam my bro fam broham fam broham fam where is the sugar cam

Bro Bellamy’s oh my god the river ends I am never gonna be able to find my way back home there’s literally no way I would ever be able to find my way back home I would have to be some kind of a genius of navigation to be able to do

That if a fish can take a sword strike that’s a tough fish you gotta admit that’s a tough fish scrunch punch me this is legitimately all it’s gonna give me that’s okay it’s alright I can grow more that’s the beautiful thing about your game is that you can always grow

More and that’s exactly thanks Cal Kyle That is a dead cow alright Cal you owe me you’re welcome Cal helped you I think oh well I was hoping that was actually gonna be food not just oh I probably just eating the pumpkin straight up here be a big B look at that big it’s almost night I forgot that it’s

Actually dangerous I need to get back get out of here get out of here I’ll just gonna farm up your XP because that’s what I need for the enchanting table oh how do I get home how do I get home lick C and make this really

Dramatic how do I get home from the US I’m like a baby in the woods please won’t somebody mercy on me actually oh wait hang on no stop it was all a joke no no no no no all right give me home forgive me home give me my bed give me my bed I see you I see you I see

You’re gonna shoot me please I need home I’m out of food i how do I run out of food so quick I don’t understand I thought I was eating a lot of berries and I’m home like nothing was ever actually a problem I’m not quite in my

Room yet this is fire spreading like the fire spreading this a little bit and I’m home baby yeah easy peasy like it was nothing to new is gonna be nothing all right okay paper what about book leather leather where’s a gosh-darn pig hey where’d the piggy piggy there’s you go you don’t have

Leather do you now get over saying that that’s what you get that’s a dog I would never kill a dog for its leather the cow the cow that I trapped that has leather I bet if I kill that cow okay I thought I was gonna eat those sheep you wouldn’t

Have leather sheep but just in case you never know they might have changed the game a bit nope no leather cow does it pick out leather I don’t think so but I’m gonna kill it anyway nil boom nope oh I almost died to a bush

I almost died to a bush I have one heart why am I out in the wilderness with one heart that’s a terrible idea no I need that no don’t plant I will plant berry bushes later but don’t move like my goodness just let me live cow

Where is it cow there’s a gust our cow stopped planting why am I not healing why am I not healing shouldn’t I be healing I feel like I should be healing but I’m not that’s the thing I’m not healing I feel feel like I should be healing and yet stop and look

Up in the sky every time I eat a berry oh maybe it’s just cuz the berries aren’t very filling oh where did I say that cast so far back if I didn’t know and I would never save the coward would have killed the cow I want to kill that

Cow a second I could have planned the sugarcane and by the time I got back it would add some our sugarcane where’d it go there’s over here somewhere right it better stow you thought you could escape you could not leather man I think they changed up like health recovery because

The health recovery is way slower than I remember it being which makes it a little more dangerous it makes food a little more important which is good because food wasn’t very important before but at the same time makes it a little more set up a bunny wunny

Little bunny foo foo hopping through the forest you got any leather leather I don’t know if I’m gonna need more leather but just in case leather you worked there were tons of cows oh my goodness there were so many cows and now there are none cuz I killed them all am i evil

Or am I just trying to survive maybe I don’t need to kill cows maybe I don’t need to enchant maybe I should let bygones be bygones maybe I should just make peace make peace Skyblock maybe I should just learn to live in harmony with the land maybe trying to change it

For my own purposes it’s slowly killing it and more importantly killing my soul in return hey there’s my home it’s on fire alright I forgot that I was literally next to a living portal to Hell and here lies a stupid squid that couldn’t figure out how to water all right long long and

Winding road just to get a book good golly alright look look look got it ladies and gentlemen oh look she’ll fainting table oh I thought there was gonna be a bit more fanfare but cover my house is real horrible my house is powerful that’s just so sad my house

Is so sad oh well here we go BAM boom what is that a rock is that a potato what do I do but here BAM Oh lapis lazuli I need lapis lazuli okay I didn’t know that I’m going to cook some meat mostly just because I’m tired of dealing with

The fruit okay I’m going to eat food and I’m gonna go down imma get some lapis lazuli it’s apparently that’s what I need and they didn’t know that but I’m gonna go anyway because I have this gigantic mind that’s all mine and I’m gonna find it maybe some more diamond

Dude I should also probably build a better way to get back up alright lapis you get your tooshie out you know you’re dying out stop what’s that in the darkness okay dad spider that’s what it is hey stop do not blow up now by tiny goblets happy

Tiny Goblin tiny tiny goblin tiny gum ah what the hell this is supposed to be easy supposed to be easy just supposed to be easy cool no no no no no no no stop do not kill me do not kill me okay okay we’re fine we’re fine we’re fine we’re fine now is

Much more difficult than it was supposed to be I think the problem is because I haven’t illuminated this area so there’s a lot more enemies than there should be don’t do it no no no no well you blew up your friends so that’s all that matters I don’t have any cobblestone okay what

Do we got what do we got everybody what do we got where’s the lip oozy where’s leprosy boozy will lip he’s ooh ah excellent lapis lazuli demon demon demon demon demon demon hate oh no you don’t you guys suck oh stop demon demon where are you coming from oh I see there’s another

Spawner over here that’s what it is hello oh that’s not good oh no wait no hey that’s a problem oh crap okay I’m gonna use it no not my staff oh that’s a problem wait I didn’t expect that tax to be a problem why is this a problem why is

This happening to me okay okay interesting interesting I gotta use this what I got to do is they’re gonna be clever Oh it’d be clever about this because I’m gonna make this guy blow up and you gotta kill you you gonna kill you guys that’s what you

Get and that’s yeah I’ll finish you off the whole fist oh god don’t don’t don’t no don’t don’t don’t demon little demon my barb I got to get to my oh god I don’t even have the iron oh no I gotta push him into the you gotta be pushed into the lava that’s

What I gotta do it’s gotta push him into the lava that’s all I gotta do okay come here you what do you think you’re gonna do you think you’re gonna get anything but pushed into the lava pushed goosed there go easy okay I gotta get to the furnaces

Cuz I gotta make oh god I gotta make gotta make this iron okay oh hey hey these guys suck what the hell the fresh hell is that does that help I don’t know if that helps oh that’s not bad oh that’s not bad that’s better okay that’s better axe is

Good I don’t know what this guy’s about hey bud all right well you died just as easily so unfortunately I don’t care all right let’s try that again okay oh thank you for revealing the lapis oh thank you mr. creeper that was awfully nice of you my goodness that’s exactly

What I was looking for and some gold the boot whatever gold is good for I’m sure gold probably good for something I just don’t know what it is mama ha ha ha ha alright you know hey this mine’s pretty good not gonna say it’s mine’s pretty good hey bud sorry

Bud you got a die bud sorry bud this mines pretty good I got to find another way out of it though because I can’t climb the stupid long dumb way that I’ve got so far I want like another more efficient route okay I’m gonna find a way up and out of

Here just try to find it relatively a point and then go even more up ok this seems like it might be the most up and then I’m just gonna go up honestly I could probably build some kind of a spiral staircase kind of thing going on you know what I mean

Maybe Oh how deep was I and I bet I’m tunneling straight up through a mountain and I’m gonna pop out the top of a mountain and I’m never gonna be able to know where the hell I am oh ok dirt we hit dirt that’s a good sign that’s good ah sweet fresh here

Uh-huh that’s the good stuff where am i okay there’s the jungle I know I’m near the jungle how am I ever gonna be able to find that hole in the ground I didn’t even mark it did I throw my alright I’ve lost already oh I’ve lost it

Already oh my god I didn’t mark it at all Oh all right it’s fine you know what it’s fine didn’t need it gotta get back gotta get back too much work to do too much work to do where am I where’s back where’s home I’m complete there’s more

Sugar cane but where am I oh good well is that the jungle that was it where’s the jungle that I was in where am I I don’t know oh I’m scared no wait this is bad this is very bad where I have too much goodies on me oh no I

Should just gone back the way I came why did I try to do something weird oh no wait oh wait what what here we are yeah so these good evening Lucy and sensor that why did that throw that is my inventory full my inventories full isn’t it ok ok there we go

Help the bit anyway ok I’m home I’ve flooded everything alright I’m home and I sleep I don’t know if it’s better to like make a fresh pickaxe to enchant I’m not a hundred percent sure about that so what we have is a fresh pickaxe I don’t

Know what this is is that lapis that is lapis ooh efficiency one unbreaking or unbreaking i don’t know why is this safe or what does it mean I don’t know anything about enchantment I don’t know anything about it why does this take three but it’s a three here and that’s a four and

Efficiency I don’t know what the difference unbreaking is obvious that just means it won’t break but what about efficiency what does that mean does that mean this go faster better I like efficiency I’m gonna go for that one I did it I think what did that do

Can i enchant it again is it just the one did i cheap out on the enchantment what’s seven we wait for the wizard well what’s the difference wait no but I hang on but you’re not telling me what the difference is is there no difference did I just waste

Something what about this sharpness knock back hold on fish faster I don’t know I’m gonna guess it’s faster I’ve done it I’ve done it everybody I’ve done it I’ve done the enchanting I’m an enchanting genius I’m an enchanting genius John yes even I’m an enchanting genius there’s no

One that says John you said it chanting as I am now and here forever always will be Oh she’ll be always ambi genius and kaboom there we have it what happens if I put armor in blast protection projectile protection that seems pretty good I want that right yeah

That’s pretty good I feel pretty good about whatever that is projectile protection perfect no projectiles will ever get me a feather bed they’re falling I fall a lot I fall a lot that’s pretty good legs unbreaking they’re already kind of damaged that’s perfect protection and unbreaking genius is what

I am and a genius I shall remain there’s no need to thank me or applaud but you will anyway I know thank you for celebrating my journey Institute unless I’m doing something wrong and then it is simply a test and you must understand that I am trying that if you call me out

On anything it’s it’s a test and if you’d call me out you fail so thank you everybody so much for watching let me let me know anything I’m missing in the comments below let me know you think down becomes below as well and as always see you in the next video mahir