Tubbo Receives his FIRST task from Cucurcuho on QSMP Minecraft

Oh hello cucarucho what the [ __ ] do you want you Comey [ __ ] I mean good morning good morning lovely to see you uh you want to come down here you’re a little bit what are you doing I’m making a factory cucarucha it’s gonna be a big

Place for me to store all my stuff what is this I have a task for you oh the Federation official communication for tubbo what the hell you are your assistance is requested for a task we have recently we have recently received Intel indicated that an egg Ramon has created at least one machine

That contained illegal items from the nether your task is to find any and all machines and report your findings in a book that will give you and and confiscate any illegal items from the Never sign the report and cool cool for cookery show when you’re done to report

What you find give the report book give the report book at any any confiscated items if you complete this task you will receive the following reward one grappling squawk five duck coins your corporation is appreciated are you asking me to be a snitch right now is that what you’re asking me to do

Yeah yes what if I don’t want to snitch on my boy Ramon ha ha ha oh you’re pulling out the gun again oh I see yes ah wow damn what you’re shooting with that gun hopefully not bare ropes sorry sorry okay whoa whoa okay okay sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry um uh

Uh uh illegal illegal never items investigation report please write all findings in the below below the dotted line use as many pages as needed don’t mind do you want me to do this now yes do I realistic do I realistically have a choice or no no yeah I didn’t think so all right

You you coming [ __ ] bro okay fine you I I know I know exactly where the thing is I know what you’re talking about you know I know where the thing is don’t you hahaha [ __ ] dude all right okay I’ll go I’ll go I’ll go right so do

You want me to destroy destroy them and like break it or like what do you want yes yes ah okay okay so if you already know why do I have to go and do it hahaha bro I get it I get it your your sperm you ain’t got many brain cells but like

I don’t The Laughing is not helping me here like if if why do I have to do it if you already know where it is like I get it you’re just DNA yearning for the egg but like like what do you want from me here man like

I’ll go do it okay I’ll go do it like what do you want to tour I can give you a tour like no no I didn’t think you [ __ ] did I thought I assumed you’d already seen everything do you wanna what do you want to watch

Me go and do it is this like some kind of like no yeah okay I didn’t think so just I mean you’re still here is the only thing and I don’t really want to leave you in my house no offense but like I hope you enjoy the island oh I

Would enjoy the island okay but by now cucarucho and he’s gone all right I guess we just go and play along I guess we play along he likes that you know gun of his doesn’t he all right all right I know what I gotta do lie that’s not a

Good idea that’s a dumb idea lying’s a dumb idea lying’s a dumb idea tell fit man tell fit now tough it after it’s not that deep man like it’s just some Blaze burners it’s just some place but it’s like he can power them with wood or lava buckets easy Ramon’s a smart egg

Take one for you I can’t do that well as soon as you break them they lose their power what the hell where is it there we go doing the commy man’s dirty business oh at the bottom of the of all of the left shaft shaft oh it’s shaft shaft there are there were

Blaze burners powered there were Blaze burners powered with create creative creative blaze cakes I I am I removed them and and will hand Han and will hand them back to you all right sorry Ramon sorry I’ll make it up to the little squirt they don’t actually oh they don’t keep

Power ah I don’t have to handle I don’t have to hand them back to them okay I don’t have to hand them back I removed them and we’ll and there and placed them back and they are no lot longer power Ed by Lee eagle I items all right

I think that’s the whole thing I think that’s everything no stress no rotation yeah oh wait there might be oh wait I should probably check on the gym shouldn’t I to see if it’s a similar story okay foreign I hear a steam engine oh wait these are legit

Wait these steam engines are legit oh how how are they getting powered wait but how are they getting powered you better make it up to Ramon I’ll make it up to Ramon holy [ __ ] 32 000 PSU all right that legit all right fair enough fair enough why does he need three different speed

Controllers here God Ramon makes some interesting stuff I guess I should probably also check on fits and remote yeah these seem yeah this is all legit powered as well this is powered via water wheels all right fair enough it’s just a little bit just a little

Tree farm how much wood is that oh it makes torches all right was how do I call kokorucho is he on he’s on all right you coming [ __ ] oh hi column three okay okay yo how do I spell it how the [ __ ] do I spell it good morning oh [ __ ] hell

God what are you doing I’ve done it I’ve done your thing bro here’s your book there you go I went and I fixed it and I wrote and I wrote about how I did it and I also checked the gym but there was nothing there and I checked the base and there

Was nothing there it was just in the Elevator Shaft and I wrote about it I broke and replaced the blaze burner so they were no longer powered by creative items from the nether excellent work thank you no worries you can you can make it up to me oh hello

Thank you please report any future violations you will now receive your award thank you for your cooperation yes all right mate by the way when we ain’t on good terms by the way purely because of you know the whole [ __ ] machine thing yeah you know we ain’t on good

Terms but like people enjoy the island yeah the Island’s chill all right on your bike bye hope you get eaten by a [ __ ] catfish how the [ __ ] does this work oh oh God how do I how how oh all right that was cucarucho I guess duck coin

Yo guys what does duck coin do I just got five where’s filza those was with a dwell on Tallulah I’ll go over and say hi foreign cryptocurrency I got freaking crypto Ramon’s gonna notice tubbo yeah I’ll tell him I I ain’t two-faced I’ll say it as it is