Twitch Chat RUINS my Minecraft Speedruns

I kind of have to under or i kind of have to explain what crowd control is pretty much i wanted to do speed runs but i’ve always wanted to do something where you guys could mess around and just completely like [ __ ] on my life if you guys are

Subbed you get coins even if you aren’t subbed you guys can use channel points to get coins and it uses coins and does stuff to my game real time which i think is really [ __ ] funny of course it’s gonna be laggy as [ __ ] like it always is

Okay i ain’t seeing [ __ ] i think this might be it yeah is anybody like using their coins am i tripping oh oh that works echo thank you for making me drunk jesus christ i cannot see straight i literally cannot see straight oh my god how long did you do that okay is this

For the whole game i know not oh my god oh my there we go there we go you’re not drunk anymore thank you holy [ __ ] it’s one minute that’s disgusting that is disgusting i hope you guys just waste your [ __ ] on on other worlds lol my one contribution thank you echo i

Appreciate that just wait wait till i actually get somewhere i swear to god on zen’s crowd control i just spawned like 10 cows yeah see you can choose to help me or you can just [ __ ] my [ __ ] up i think there’s one where i just die i literally just perish this is probably

Not going to be good nope yep island uh whatever dude you’re saving mine for later i think that’s a good idea i bought sell you on fire but you restarted get [ __ ] get [ __ ] dude i don’t even know if this world’s gonna be worth it please tell me that’s also enough oh it

Is holy [ __ ] i could have just i’m so dumb i could have just jumped down you [ __ ] idiot another one that was [Laughter] This is going to be a long night shot a long night god damn it okay i just need to outplay you guys is what i need to do hold on hold on hold on hold on a second oh this is it this is it this is it

Poggy’s in the chat poggy’s in the chat oh it’s done it’s done stop bro [ __ ] you owen [ __ ] you dude okay okay gotta go fast gotta go fast if i manage to get a speed run with this i’m gonna be dude it’s gonna be done it’s gonna be over

Or so was a lag command about i thank god there’s not jesus christ spawn to be oh [Laughter] let’s go b time b time uh dude is there no gollum here i i know not i know not bro dude i i don’t believe it i actually don’t believe it there’s

Gotta be a golem cut the [ __ ] oh i can’t jump [Laughter] oh my god dude [ __ ] out of here oh my [ __ ] god you guys all suck okay can i jump now nope nope is this even worth it all right if there’s not a [ __ ]

Iron golem at the end of this i’m gonna go insane my jump is enabled again let’s go okay how do i take so much damage what the [ __ ] yo let’s go yo i am so close it’s oh holy [ __ ] it’s crazy that i don’t even know what the hell

You guys can all even do to me i think that’s the worst part owen stop stop stop cut the [ __ ] cut the [ __ ] you suck zaden god damn it there’s no way there’s actually no way i get this to work i can’t jump dude

I need to jump wait i can go fast as [ __ ] yo wait yo how fast as [ __ ] boy there we go okay i think the no jump is going to be my downfall low key oh my god uh uh i’m gonna maybe we should take that one away dude i’m gonna go insane

Ah dude i’m gonna i’m gonna throw up i’m actually gonna throw up for 30 sec no no no no if we’re gonna no oh my god you know i’m chugging through chugging through chugging through oh dude three there we go oh my god okay that one might need that one might

Need to be uh one adjusted real quick i’d be very surprised if i get a a sub 10 nether real quick i just don’t think it’s gonna happen okay ready easy easy water [ __ ] you zaydink you absolutely suck how instant is it i wonder oh let’s go let’s go this is it

Okay wait [ __ ] what am i gonna use to smelt this oh my god wait actually i know what i’ll do ready biggest brain of the century right here watch this chat we go [ __ ] boom boom boom uh uh there we go uh wait that also has to be oh my god

Just in case if i [ __ ] this up oh dude i haven’t speeder in so long i don’t know oh i’m gonna [ __ ] it up psych psych boy oh i did [ __ ] it up oh i did i did no oh dude What the [ __ ] what oh oh wait wait wait wait wait wait wait get [ __ ] pranked boys get [ __ ] pranked i just realized okay okay i think i’m gonna start i think i’m gonna keep out of world until i literally like die i think that that’s a good idea

I have to actually beat the game i have to actually unless you guys kill me which you can do i i have to be the game oh i was about to say i could have done that damn it okay uh uh i need more iron

[ __ ] shorts oh hey at least i can you know i was going to use that oh bro you got me digging through the [ __ ] trenches right now god damn it oh and i have no wood i have no wood i know nothing okay okay okay chat we’re not going for for speed we’re

Going okay we’re going for efficiency we’re not going for speed oh my god zaydank okay i have a bow i actually have wood wait let’s go let’s go um there we go do this do the stinking leg okay oh andy you suck absolutely suck okay do the gangnam style what the [ __ ] is

That bro i just know y’all y’all have been watching the channel for such a long time i know y’all can do some damage i swear [ __ ] me up fam give me the worst fate of my entire life i have a water bucket we’re gonna go back oh

Great cut it out cut it out dude this is this has got to be the worst one of all time of all time this one sucks i’m gonna do this drunk wait i already had a water bucket i literally cannot see straight oh my god okay i can’t see it’s sub 14 nether

Okay wait i actually got to go to bed there we go dude dude dude don’t do drugs facts i can’t jump oh you you all suck wait did i just do that dub wait just in case just in case give [ __ ] chat 16 minutes do better than that do better

Than that come on come on handicap me bro wait until you get one heart stop no okay yo word wait is it going to kill me no it ain’t we’re chilling we’re chilling so i heard that they south they they spawn east and west tunnels do now are not tunnels holy actual

[ __ ] i have brain damage fortresses east and west so we’re going to go east okay flacco blacko no i’ll be better i’ll just be better hold on hold on hold on i need to jump though i need to jump thank you thank you thank you good morning good morning

I can’t jump oh my nobody’s following me we’re good we’re good we’re going here we’re good [ __ ] i can’t get up here again dude dude enough i need to jump dude holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] get me out of this hell hole i’m not you know what i’m going to actually do

Where oh my god bro cut it out guys serious i can’t jump cut cut the [ __ ] cut the [ __ ] oh my god i i i can’t jump i can’t jump i can’t i literally i i i i i i i i i i i i can’t do it

I’m stuck that is terrible that’s god awful is zombie still here jesus christ cut it out man there’s gotta be a constructive thing could you water bucket climb you can’t water bucket in the nether That’s fine that’s fine i’m just gonna we’re just gonna talk chat just going creative oh no we’ll just talk we’ll just we’ll just have a conversation hi how are you doing oh thank you ace [ __ ] you liz you think you’re slick you think you’re slick

Dude okay okay okay okay okay i don’t no no no no no no no no no no carl you’re just gonna kill me just kill me just get it over with take my life take my life [ __ ] me up fam do it i okay if somebody disables jump one more time Go go go go go go go go go go go go go please please please please please please please please bro my keyboard’s getting abused right now you can’t redeem more [ __ ] yes i gotta get this fast i gotta get this fast stop bex you suck actually i’m not gonna

Be able to get anything done you guys suck [ __ ] dude okay wait wait wait yo what was the point in that was there was no point in that there was actually no point okay okay okay okay that’s cool it’s fine it’s fun can i jump can i jump can i jump

There we go [ __ ] you guys [ __ ] you guys [ __ ] you guys [ __ ] disable jump no actually like stop like like let me live for once no the kid You all right we’re gonna do hardcore nah we’re gonna do hardcore hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on that was so dumb you guys were gonna kill me anyways [ __ ] you all literally [ __ ] you guys all right the time has come the time has come

Ladies and gentlemen [ __ ] my [ __ ] up [ __ ] my [ __ ] up okay i’ve realized by the way i’m sticking to this world i’m just gonna stick with it we’re gonna we’re gonna duke it out see how long it takes us if i die gotta restart i really wanna finish one tonight i

Think that would be a good goal to have it’d be a good goal to have bro if i get sub one hour for this [ __ ] man you guys are never hearing the end of it actually things are pretty normal y’all are y’all are slacking actually are you playing with joey later yeah

Dude joe biden you guys you guys know how they have uh have gaming sessions with aoc yeah bro i hit up joe i head up joey said yes are you dark so fast did somebody change it what is going on what the [ __ ] oh wait Wait okay sub sub 10 minute never [ __ ] wake up that’s my bed pov a stranger takes your bed and sleeps in it while you watch five months of points all down the drain true i need to do this [ __ ] more often man because crowd control seems like a lot

Of fun oh we are so chilling we are so chilling you guys are weak weak right now no okay okay it’s easy five easy five at least i can jump dude god damn it’s like it’s like it’s funny that i have so much hope i have so much hope for this world

And then i know it’s just not gonna happen it’s not gonna work you guys are like sadistic literally go outside let me have this one thing this is the best world spawn i’ve had in a minute in a minute it’s gonna be taken away right before my eyes holly god

[ __ ] damn man i don’t even see where i’m going dude okay oh [ __ ] can i please get a lava poop please get a wobble there we go holy [ __ ] oh you tried sock you tried [ __ ] you thought you thought aha let’s go dub dub dub dub dub okay okay okay

Stop [ __ ] i need a lava pool wait maybe on the mountain Oh i can’t see straight dude this makes me nauseous that’s what i’m saying [Laughter] y’all gotta turn away check in i have to literally close my eyes i can’t deal with this [ __ ] i merely spared you for now oh my god you can just instantly kill me just gets

Me anxious can i jump please please game give it to me thank you jump oh my goodness gracious please please please the second you get to the end i’m killing you that’s what i’m saying [ __ ] no it’s gonna eventually i waited for that oh my god

Can i even reach this chest from here god dude that’s so close me out so far i believe i believe barzon we got beef use the water fair fair fair fair wow you want to help me carly what the [ __ ] wow wait is this enough oh

No it’s not no [ __ ] i’m gonna hold nothing because you guys are rats there we go let’s go drunk for the fourth time today let’s go all right all right all right all right uh i need to get that holy [ __ ] let’s go dub okay easy money i’m actually in such a good

Spot right now low-key honestly this is a fantastic speed run so far holy [ __ ] take my heart’s all you want kill me honestly [ __ ] you [ __ ] okay literally i don’t know why i speak i don’t know why i talk i don’t know why i talk

I don’t i don’t i don’t i don’t i just need no no thoughts need to come out of my mouth from now on oh my god it was so close so close yet so far are you guys turning it into night or is that just like what is going on

Is that you guys my world just going ape oh that was scary what is in here wait wait i need to do this carefully uh uh oh i need to go over there uh it’s probably good to patrick that they’ll be telling me how to play the game oh man

You guys are encouraged to [ __ ] my [ __ ] up dude i didn’t realize that they they uh released it so you can use channel points that’s really nice because the crowd just made you drunk let’s go tindies let’s go with the b very nice no that’s a nice feature because like i

Don’t know i feel like it’s like yeah you wanna you wanna make money and whatever but like just to have you guys like be able to i don’t know [ __ ] my [ __ ] up just from watching throughout all these months is pretty cool and i also have nothing useful for

Channel points so this is it oh dude you guys are stockpiling i don’t even want to look at chad anymore i don’t even want to look at it is killing is killing like 500 it’s got to be more than 500 coins no it’s 500 i’m gonna boost that to a

Thousand if i if i die i’m gonna boost it to a thousand because 500 is too easy you just to instantly say like ready ready ready i’m gonna finesse you guys ready Yeah it’s going up yeah it’s going up it’s going up it’s going up yup yup yup yup yes sir yes sir that [ __ ] is one thousand okay does it say a thousand now dude wait what else could we do chat wait wait wait wait wait wait should i show you guys this

Explode player what the [ __ ] explode that’s what i’m saying come on mobs okay we have b yo you guys could actually uh okay okay okay spawn ender drink [Applause] all right let’s do wither wither has to be withers 1500 if you guys want to really [ __ ] me up

Like that set in your dragon to 500 [ __ ] no what do you mean all right ender dragon Yeah energy will be 2000 okay i don’t think i think anything else is fine are you ready new world [ __ ] that was a really good spawn actually i just was going hella slow croc control works let’s go this is a world i gotta stick with you have to make him feel safe

Bro you act like i’m a [ __ ] experiment oh i should have increased uh drunk being drunk and also no okay yep should have done it this is disgusting oh my god do i do this to yourself i like the pain but you’re telling me that there’s no village around oh my god

Wait no i know that didn’t just happen no i literally know literally what happened nothing even got redeemed dude dude dude dude actually how did that happen what the [ __ ] in what are the odds of that happening you guys suck what are the odds oh my god

Oh dude man just jump it’s not worth it honestly i’m gonna die of [ __ ] hunger if i don’t find it i’m dying of hunger i can’t i okay okay okay that was very anticlimactic wait let’s go let’s go dude yes sir yes sir yep yep yep