Twitch Chat tries to survive 1 night in Minecraft (VOD)

What’s up on time just like every time Yeah there are a lot of pre-stream chat people what’s up That’s you’re going home for christmas can you extend the goal i’m leaving on saturday so i feel like it’ll um happen before then i will be here till friday i should stream on friday ah i’m finishing an exam you’re in an exam right now i am ready

I’m very ready for farts not to happen every hour it has gone off this is not long enough the prediction took 4 000 of my business even though i only put in 20. if that’s real i have no idea i mean you can go yell at jeff bezos i guess

That’s two stream babies i love your content and keep it the great work less than three thanks oreo 18 months is a long ass time i appreciate it dude hello hello everybody what up oh remind me later i have to tell you a diaper story starting to dragon away strong stream no

You’re fine you got it well it’s oh sorry not a story not a diaper story diaper idea okay remind me later also you can see the title of the stream we’re gonna try this it won’t work it’ll probably be dumb and then we’ll try something different maybe peggle or something

But twitch chat can play minecraft and we’re gonna see if you can survive one night i don’t even know if that’s hard because i don’t really play minecraft but i feel like that’s hard right because there’s like a million enemies that appear at night like it might literally just be you dig

Downwards and then you’re just fine hey thanks dinos dreams sweat yeah well i’ll put a timer up thank you for enlightening us with the doug standard units dig three blocks down and block it that is easy all right we’ll see the thing this this might take five five

Minutes and we’re done that’s fine right but there’s many challenges i’ve said that about so it’s it’s probably really really easy one night is not hard so what then two nights maybe you have to so we could have sub goals i guess so here’s the thing are people here i guess

It seems like people are here like the notification has happened and everything mine is a pop-up i’m on fire i think people are here most people here here’s the only here’s the only issue um is surviving a knight in minecraft hard no but is 3d movement when you are playing in

Twitch chat plays hard extraordinarily is the idea that you will sit there and successfully dig like however far you need to go and and not kill yourself it’s possible it could be really really easy again it’s this could be super easy and we’ll move on to peggle or skyrim i

Have a skyrim thing i want to try uh but i figured we should at least see what happens i’m just saying don’t get cocky because it is 3d movement way way way harder than like mario maker or something like that yo shavoxi thank you for the 20 gifted subs

Yeah and then then i’ll have you guys play rl craft hello doug happy 13 months hope you’re doing well thank you very much dude i appreciate it i hope everything is is well with you hello professor that’s the name of the mod right i haven’t can i apply for the

Doug doug financial support scholars isn’t that shavoxxy’s mod am i mixing this up on this yeah that’s correct isn’t that the insanely insane i mean again i’m not feeling familiar with minecraft that’s the whole thing tv i don’t know what i’m doing with minecraft just became ceo and executive

Vice chairman of the duck club spoons up in the chat a reminder to tell a diaper story hopefully it’s that you will finally give some child care money so our baby can actually live a good life learning how not to code true true true i’m here to inspire people how to be better

I’m that i’m that uncle who just [ __ ] up code all the time looking forward so it motivates your family to be better looking forward to the stream again i’m gonna like i need to set expectations here i feel like because it’s minecraft and twitch plays people will maybe be

More excited than normal this is gonna go horribly all right it’s gonna be boring and stupid it’s probably gonna last five minutes all right you guys stop freaking out it’s not gonna be that awesome i need to i need you to lower the expectations so much hey thank you empty string

Boring pog no that doesn’t make sense how are your bottle movements today we’re good oh good thank you for asking finally somebody asked about how i’m pooping all right we’re gonna be really behind on notifications again i mean i will play look i’ll play the loudest and most dramatic music i have

In order to compensate for how boring this is going to be okay i’m ready on my end i’ll do my part i’ll yell a lot and i’ll play loud music all right and you guys will do your part you’ll spam in the chat and the thing will be going everywhere but the actual

Game play is probably just going to be you digging a hole and then and then you win so it’ll be great in fact we should get a prediction on how long it takes for you to do this because again you could do it very easily the question

Is do you actually coordinate enough for this to happen hardcore mode what is hardcore mode please that’s just where you if you die in the game you die in real life right um a little late circle swag anyways i guess we’ll start in a sec probably six hours

I feel like it could it could happen immediately dude i don’t i don’t know i guess it depends a little bit where you spawn and i guess theoretically we could change the goal so it’s like you have to professor thanks for the good times thanks jay bailey we could change the

The the rules all right i guess you know what let’s let’s start this i’ll play the dramatic music again youtuber voice today twitch chat is gonna play minecraft but you’re controlling the game you can move the mouse and move forward and back and press one two three four

Five or you have to not [ __ ] die i don’t really play minecraft ever i played like four hours so i don’t know if this is hard and i think we just dive into it right all right let’s let’s test this real quick your commands are forward to move forward back to move

Back left to move left and right to move right we could expand on these later and give you more nuance if you need um but we’ll start off with this jump sorry um jump will jump left click we’ll click the mouse right click will click the right mouse

Look up look down look right and look left we’ll move the mouse around here’s here’s one thing that is interesting getting the mouse to move is hard and i figure i finally found a library pi direct input that actually does it i i youtubed twitch plays minecraft and

There’s like one other example i saw but they didn’t get the mouse to work which to me is like the hardest part right i don’t think the hard part of this is like moving around it’s moving the mouse right it’s thousands of people controlling the mouse so

I believe will be the first twitch chat to actually fully control minecraft um but again this will be all right sorry again this will be a mess inventory will open your inventory run will run crouch will crouch and you got one two three four five six seven eight nine anything i’m missing

I would i would guess that literally every single person here knows more about minecraft than me so it’ll be hilariously infuriating to watch me not know what’s going on uh item drop hold left click why do you need any of these things screenshot it’s not in steam so you

Don’t have a screenshot command why do you need hold click what is hold click for to mine no wait do you think i’m just gonna are just giving you like a permanent mind command that’s insane no you’ll you’ll click left click many times like a like an adult all right jesus

Trying to come in here with shortcuts unbelievable i didn’t come here to watch you guys be a coward all right i came here to watch thousands of you spam my click button over and over that won’t work you have to hold it wow i didn’t know that wait somebody oh [ __ ] you’re right

All right fine fine fine cowards Wait a minute so what you’re saying is you have to hold the left click down to be able to dig right and if anybody releases the mouse it won’t work anymore and i have to give you a release mouse buttons what you’re really saying is can twitch chat actually hold the mouse down

For multiple consecutive seconds without someone else [ __ ] it up i am now much less confident that this will happen in five minutes Um left i guess i’ll do left Hold down left hold what should it mean just hold left hold left click i don’t know what the name of it should be dirt doesn’t take that long to break we gotta find dirt i don’t know dude hold left click i guess let’s do hold left a little easier uh And that will hold it down i guess i’ll do the same for uh right sorry dramatic music i’ll do the same for for right click as well all right so also have hold left you will have release left also this library [ __ ] up sometimes so i’ll probably have to restart the code

Occasionally just as a warning duck it’s my birthday can i get your best joke Uh chat give me a joke A horse walks into a bar jesus take the wheel that was it so happy birthday man that was good all right you so the commands are forward back left right jump hold left release left that’s kind of confusing i feel like it should be hold left click because left

Is the way to move left i feel like it should be hold left click but i’ll make a i’ll make a um like a short version for you so it’s hold left click or if you can just shorten it to hlc yeah there you go

And to release it you have to type the full thing you don’t get any shortcuts long live the fart parents yeah the far parents have almost reinstated the photography all right that should be fine you should let chat write code i that’s you’ve never programmed before if you

Think that would have any semblance of coherency change it to mine or dig but that’s not always the case right if you just want to hold it down to like fight a uh creeper boy if we win first you have to buy more business you’ve got left click i guess i’ll move

This down all right so you’ve got left click just if you don’t if you don’t know code just look at the yellow text just the yellow text left click to click right click to right click that just taps it but hold left holds it down release left releases it and i’ll do click And then look up look down look right look left i’ll probably have to adjust i’ll probably have to adjust how far this goes inventory oh [ __ ] for a while now keep making great content catch up that reminds me i need to i need to make a

Can we get an hrc did i not do that we are definitely going right click or hrc yeah you got hold right click you guys might drown i think we need we can put predictions for channel points i’m like in what way do you die if you die there is a screenshot button

Happy 10 months professor can i use the restroom now only if everybody has to go 95 of class has to vote yes all right i’ll give you a screenshot command 2. this will probably go really bad but it should be funny honestly i’m i feel like

This is the type of thing that will not take a long time or be funny that’s my prediction that’s my honest prediction but it could be the exact opposite i really don’t know you never really know twitch plays stuff not hard enough we can kill the ender dragon easily

How do i do random stuff we’re screwed Minecraft about confidence all right Okay you can also take a screenshot you get a one in 25 chance of taking one please it’s really urgent uh four let us test this this is just a quick test joining stream how does this look can you do it Okay movement’s looking good the inventory is looking good the mouse is moving around let’s get some looks let’s get some looks please all right it seems pretty solid It’s looking like inventory will be uh a terrible terrible element of this run all right can everybody can everybody type look left look left let’s try to coordinate and see like how easy it is to look uh like a coordinated we’re going to need to have a command where we

Can hold down a button okay you won’t be able to break any blocks as you need to hold down the mouse until a block is broken without stopping yes you’re correct i apologize that uh my messages are very far behind hello doug okay just want to say there’s

Like frozen content on twitch and youtube click anything seems good interesting um is my stream still on because nothing is working i can’t literally cannot click anything does this okay obs seems to work okay uh please hold i have a co-worker so that i hear about

A lot we have yet to meet so i imagine here is a dear sea otter the game crashed that’s why maybe i don’t know what we did if twitch chat there we go i’ll gift five subs gonna be impossible so some people thinking this will be extremely easy some people thinking this

Will be extremely hard and literally betting subs on it i really i really don’t know i really really don’t know i should probably do a youtuber intro though who has the most like iconic youtuber intro for minecraft hey dug dug dug dug there is a very important question that i need to ask

You may i ask you this question dream is it you should have just asked the question man dantdm ah i don’t actually don’t want to it’s going personally with since other youtubers and the best minecraft of my life it’s gonna be awesome i don’t need to impersonate other youtubers when i have

A sound deck full of obnoxiously loud music i’ve never been thanked for being a human but it actually feels pretty good to be honest all right scratch that question we’re just gonna we’re gonna yolo um i’ll make a new thing how’s the dog cheese coming along doug

I’ve seen it evolve over the last three months and i’m wondering how it tastes at this point frothy um what is everybody’s guesses your power movements would be better if you programmed in x86 assembly what’s with the x86 assembly comments i programmed in mips once i made a

Processor in mips that was pretty badass can we try twitch chat tries to exploit minecraft with log4j okay everybody’s just saying screenshot should we do a prediction is that do we have a prediction up will let’s just do will chat survive the first night oh wait no but if we do

Predictions then people will intentionally try to sabotage it we can’t do that how about if a death happens because you i don’t wanna i don’t wanna just like basically force half the people to just intentionally spam like inventory the whole time right we need you guys to be

Coordinated this will just be super super obnoxious if we’re not coordinated on getting it done right you’re always going to have some people who want to [ __ ] it up you got to drowning versus anything else you got to have like most people in coordination for a game like this it’s not mario

Maker you can’t have like 25 of people just trying to screw it over you know what i mean um okay star prediction how will the first death happen drowning or anything else there you go channel point prediction coming in i’m not going to show you the the biome

That you land in though i’ll be cheating um i think we’re good this still feels like a conflict of interest it is a conflict of interest if there’s water that’s true because then people are going to try to go into the water but if you go in the water can you just uh

Can you just like swim away from from people killing you diaper ride to get remind me like midway through i feel like we’ll get stuck also you know actually let’s just get going we’ll do the first one and then if this goes badly we can try to like coordinate

A strategy but i feel like this is absolutely doable as long as twitch chat’s coordinated but let’s not have any plan to begin with with all that being said i’m pausing the alerts just for the next couple minutes so i can focus on this if we all jump that’ll get us to the

Surface okay noted um good luck everybody hardcore hardcore oh yeah This is attempt number one of twitch chat playing minecraft good luck Now i don’t know anything about this video game but our initial biome is probably going to be huge And it’s looking like we are in the planes or forest something A lot of screenshots coming in inventory could be a problem now from my understanding if you just dig a hole downwards you’ll survive Is this gonna be the whole stream you guys just staring downwards going in and out of your inventory i feel like it will all right twitch chat did successfully dig one hole beast careful do they attack you in this game are they dangerous Oh if you type two you can place the block somewhere Oh never mind okay you place i think you dropped it there you go Okay another block dug another one doug put stats picking up some dirt you could just build upwards right It’s always a strategy place for the two dirt blocks How long is it until night time does anybody know what’s like how many real minutes is it A lot of screenshots have happened to Ten minutes oh god we’re gonna be a while okay you dug a hole and immediately filled it This is you’re just gonna be staring at the ground this entire time Can you at least get one of the bees please all right so 10 minutes i don’t know how long it’s been since we started i don’t know if anybody timed it we’re looking at probably at least eight more minutes until night time [Applause] some number of people have moved the direction upwards

Looking up towards the trees interesting strategy i’m not sure how that helps in any way whatsoever The inventory is really causing some issues here all right we’re back to looking at the ground back to digging back to inventory Almost dug a second hole there I don’t know about you guys this ranks is one of the probably top three most intense minecraft streams i’ve done on this channel Okay another hole i don’t believe your hole has gone deeper than one Okay you’re it you’re in a hole twitch chat is in a hole this is the start of something big switch chat is out of the hole never mind wait wait oh okay no and we’re bet we’re and we’re back out okay so we’re gonna have to keep um

Gonna have to start over again all right we are in a hole two down two down in the hole i believe that’s three down i could be i could be wrong here but i believe twitch chat is now safe if they can just stay here and not leave How long do we have we have like five minutes right okay place the block above Successfully does nothing i believe you survived Look at another like five minutes right Might as well play some dirt i may as well do something i don’t understand what’s going on here man i love how climactic and action-packed this music is as we witness legitimately some of the worst minecraft ever played We have to document this success all right don’t get cocky okay you could definitely dig yourself out i don’t know what could possibly kill you or stop you at this point Oh my god stop going in the inventory dude it’s so boring at least dig somewhere do something make a bigger cavern for yourself Dig is not a command you have hold left click and hold right click Give me a break give me a break anyone got the timer how many more minutes are we looking at wait how will even how will we know when it’s when it’s night time how will we know when it’s back to day time is there a time or somewhere is there

Any indication we’re just in a hole to f1 i’m pressing f1 nothing’s happening oh three What does it say Oh god day zero Until it says day two wouldn’t it be until it says day one am i crazy just clearly it starts at zero yeah dude dig somewhere come on is that a bug where’s that noise oh that’s the b okay you can get b’s to come in your cave

Disable inventory so we can mine yeah i could disable inventory inventory is pretty obnoxious This is great gameplay i mean technically you’re doing great boring you’re doing great we don’t need inventory yeah you really don’t all right what do you say do i remove inventory yeah like there’s no there’s no reason to have inventory all right i’m gonna remove it inventory has been removed

This should allow you to play even better minecraft go look you’re still fine the odds that you dig out of here are extremely low this is like three blocks deep i wish i could see i also have lights in my eyes because i’m streaming do you need to be like totally covered

To be able to avoid anybody oh so is that bad all right you back oh going back and forth between having an open hole or not are you screwed if there’s a single block up are they going to jump down here [Applause] Because people as long as you aren’t holding the blocks you can keep digging but as long as you are holding a block then people can just right click and refill it the instant you dig right that seems to be what’s happening here this is stupid dude

I do like this little cavern you have it going though yes here’s the problem you make some progress somebody else right clicks and just immediately fills it in maybe after this we should do um maybe after this we should do can twitch chat drown themselves in minecraft like

You have to kill yourself in a certain way you know what i mean i could be mistaken but it’s starting to look a little dark okay you filled it up i think you’re back in your safe cave Pretty stationary at the moment it’s feeling pretty safe still still day zero i hear bees you guys got to look up i guess you don’t have to look up but if you want to do anything you got to look up you can increase brightness well too late now you guys have control

I mean this is looking like an easy victory to me here i’ll tell my um the coffins thank you the 10 gifted subs thank you thank you thank you you’re super generous i appreciate it i will tell my wonderful diaper idea okay um as long as we’re waiting here um

This is something i was talking about recently and it’s the greatest day i’ve ever had but i probably can’t do it so instead i’ll just tell you about it and say how i wish i could how amazing would it be picture this if i wear an adult diaper

While streaming and i [ __ ] myself live live on stream but i do not tell you at all nobody knows right but i really do it i sit here and have like a full bowel movement okay hold on hold on hold on calm down hold on just let me finish all right

Full bowel movement right while streaming i don’t see anything okay and then at the end of the month at the end of the month i come on stream and i say you guys i actually [ __ ] myself live on camera in front of all of you and the first person

To find where it happened in the last month and send me a clip was a hundred dollars isn’t that such a good idea this is like a like a treasure hunt it’d be like a pirate treasure hunt you guys that’s awesome i don’t think i’m gonna do it because i

Don’t really i feel like that would not be good for my reputation or career but like that’s so funny that’s such a good idea no don’t do it well i kind of can’t do it now it’s a little bit ruined that sounds amazing thank you somebody appreciates my genius

We’re still at day zero i’m not gonna be doing it right now and you wouldn’t notice that’s the thing but then i would have to drop some like fake ones right so throughout the month i like will just occasionally be like oh anyways man this skyrim is good right

Just like little red herrings that you guys have to feel like you comb through and you have to and you only get one guess each person gets a single guess to send me a clip and like that’s that’s their submission for the contest right

And so you have to like you know put a tier list together of all the different moments where i might have been pooping myself very good idea anyways how much longer until you win we’re still in day zero what if no one gets it well it’s a

Secret i’ll take to the grave then what if you have diarrhea i don’t see why that makes anything worse i don’t see how that changes anything of what i described oh there’s light So this is technically a chance to ruin everything how likely is it that enemies are gonna like waltz in here and start porking you because there are now two gaps above okay it’s closed off I think you’ve dodged danger Okay the camera’s been forced back down A narrow narrow dodge there Still day zero it could only be a few more minutes until twitch chat survived a single night When will we know when will we actually know there’s also been so many screenshots dude No i know i i see f3 will just be day zero like up there that goes to one is that how we would know so i just have to keep checking right Open the hole somebody’s got to open the hole and see if it’s daytime yet look so somebody has to make a sacrifice and open the hole all right i’m not gonna believe it’s daytime until somebody opens the hole i’ve like never looked at this screen i

Don’t know what any of this means i don’t believe you guys that this just one of these numbers changing means that you won okay i need to see the sunlight you can hold off for a few more minutes if you want that’s fine but i need to

See sunlight and then i know you’ve won okay it’s not it’s not daytime okay you can close the hole you can close the hole that’s fine that’s fine i’m just saying once it’s daytime you gotta open the hole and actually show me okay i need proof i need video proof Back to intense music has anybody been keeping track about how long how much longer we need oh i’ll unpause alerts because we have a while less than five all right we’re looking at a couple minutes i need to break out of here and prove that you survived a single night Look i’ll bring out my best songs i will do everything i can to compensate for how eternally boring this game plays Oh I’m moving top or or we can talk more about the diaper idea yeah pretty good idea no we’re an adult diaper like an adult That was synced to the music that was sweet If you were serious about your education you would need to go to the bathroom oh wait was that it no that’s like dawn right is it time i still saw stars i still started another minute wait another minute how are you feeling today when is the last time is that daytime

Check the logs it still says day zero i think that’s it twitch chat did officially survive a single night in minecraft that was awesome [ __ ] yeah that’s the most action-packed [ __ ] i’ve seen on this stream yeah No i mean i’m actually impressed that was very coordinated that was that went great Well um this is a this is something to go down somewhere yeah i guess we should decide all right what’s uh what’s the secondary goal first goal first goal was um was definitely survive a night streamer of the year clay hubert team is shaking right now

Uh you guys might need to jump there you go all right um here are some options kill an animal kill any animal build a house is impossible chat oh my god why don’t we leave drowning to our third goal go into the nether that’s a good one craft anything

Uh is probably not happening but i appreciate the uh the ambition we could build a house and define the house as hey doug needing four walls that you can fit in hi megan going to the nether is impossible without crafting no he’ll be fine dude we’ve got it look i’ll play loud ass

Music again All right let’s do new goal um kill an animal kill any animal all right you’ve got a path out right in front of you can you kill any animal without dying Okay okay you’ve got a lot of dirt man you got a lot of blocks to work with you’re gonna you’re gonna make this so you can’t get out dude i feel like you want to be looking slightly down so you can like jump out and brew thank you for the gifted sub

Right don’t you want to kind of look at like a 45 degree angle downwards and then you’re just jumping and and placing right right click blocks yeah i’ve missed a bunch of streams due to classes the class is over now and i’m still catching up with the vance with that

Being said i am very confused yeah what’s going on oh god that was loud soup All right you’re almost there you’re just looking around too much now i want to remind you right this is a hardcore server if you die we’re done with this forever all the progress you’ve made gone joined for the first time excited to die 50 times in a row

I mean this has gone great honestly we could we could see how many tasks we can do in a row Without you guys dying at all i think next up we hunt an animal third we build a structure of some kind God so much looking around this is a mess Why don’t you just look straight down and hold right click about that am i crazy for thinking that would work it’d be the easiest way out that you just down you look down you jump and you right click i did so because you can’t even beat minecraft prove me

Am i crazy does this not work we gotta jump out of the water right oh you are drowning you’re definitely gonna drown to death Alright so twitch chat can survive a single night in my craft but cannot get out of a pool of water Are you crouched is that why oh right because of the prediction oh yeah that definitely sabotaged it You skipped ahead to challenge three yeah holding it down for different amounts of seconds mine three mine five mine 10 etc let’s take a look the issue with that is at some point then you’re releasing it um and then they start to overlap and it does it’s not really being held down

That whole time um let’s look at the structure you guys made it’s beautiful this is where you spent like 20 minutes oh my god wow it’s not much but it’s home i guess we can try again and you guys could try to kill an animal we could do a different goal

Or i just play like peggle or something i don’t care what would be a reasonable goal obviously nether is not possible i don’t think crafting is possible at all because you’d have to open the inventory move the mouse specific amounts of time to specific places that’s not happening dude

Building a house even is probably not happening why don’t we do why don’t we kill an animal i’m curious if you can hunt an animal i feel like that’d be very interesting let’s try it new server Can twitch chat kill an animal before dying go No no no prediction this time we need coordination this is this one is not happening without coordination All right there’s a big old batch of water in front of you there’s a sheep right there dude i’ll play dramatic death music there’s a sheep right there you’ve got the god seed chat you finally got perfect rng just kill the sheep Okay you have a stick I’m sorry to be the one to tell you this that’s the sheep your life your wife left you for chat that’s the sheep you’ve caught your wife sleeping with it was him Oh Almost Or maybe that is your wife i don’t remember but it has to die okay God the turning star this is what i mean a 3d game where you have to do any kind of coordination whatsoever is so brutally hard Like you’re dealing with stream delay you’re dealing with a million people playing Should you go for a fish no you’ll drown if you go for a fish you mostly got to move forward dude oh all right maybe the sheep is not possible there’s a salmon right there i think you go for the salmon Okay too much too much go back up get water get water get get air you need some air yeah still need more air you need a lot more air almost there you’re almost there okay Just happened Are we in creative mode okay really or is it no this is survival right It’s not oh well um can’t twitch chat kill an animal in creative mode there’s so many animals here So So loud Somehow this feels harder i think the fact that you can fly is like not actually a good thing all right there’s pigs pig’s right there Don’t go in the hole Chat I mean there might be animals down there right Okay you’re flying you’re flying you’re flying all right get out of the hole Inventory you don’t need the inventory to kill an animal you just need your fists Having the inventory will just slow you down because it means you’re constantly going to be dealing with that menu being open all right now you’re just digging a really big hole so who’s down to make a hardcore server again Go ahead here i’ll give you a final the hell are you how far does this go i’ll give you a final minute to enjoy the creative world all right and then we’re going to try one more time with the hardcore server probably play skyrim The hell are You raja proud of you chad All right last chance this could be it the greatest moment ever all right we’ve done a lot as a twitch chat but now you can murder an animal And c l system.out.pr hello world thanks juve it would be funny if there’s a way for people to to execute code that people send in a text-to-speech message blind okay walks into a bar and then a chair coat is being activated and then the wall Go I see an animal in the distance i see i see a if you do this correctly or we can get it like a one minute nether entrance okay we’re not going to the nether just you got to look up a little bit what are you doing my husband will divorce me if

We don’t survive the one night oh wow these messages are very far behind too much looking up okay not everybody has to do that just remember you’re on a delay okay you gotta like you gotta like predict it a little bit thanks amazing jdb Coral gecko thank you so much for 12 months thank you thank you thank you look there’s horses to your left dude why why is everybody trying to look up what are you doing we’re gonna die 50 times in a row and you will enjoy it I mean dude did fine there’s an easy survival all right all right you don’t you don’t have to look up or down anymore dude you’re fine right here right you just now just forward back left right or a pig no you’re not gonna seduce anybody all right you’re gonna murder them i guess

You seduce them after but number one priority murder okay cannot be clear enough about that i feel like you’re look you have the right sight line right bad you’re gonna move now like i’m a chicken like looking left and looking right that’s cool but i feel like you just you

Got to start moving forward i don’t know why you’re hanging out in this area I haven’t been here very long but just wanted to say both me and my girlfriend love your content on here on youtube you are awesome thanks felice okay there is if you move to the right a little bit more i believe a horse or maybe that was a cow i don’t remember

Some sort a cow cow right there i’ll admit that was my bad i didn’t know i didn’t know there’s a did another game hey if you need stream ideas for the future stick fight the game could be interesting love the show by the way even live sir thank you we win

This is impossible it’s probably impossible is there a demand for moving the mouse since small increments could be needed for trafficking i mean i could i could turn the mouse movement down it’s probably not gonna affect it that much look i can change the amount that it

That it moves i’ll make it a third i’ll make the mouse move a third of the amount one of the fallout games i would love to see my favorite streamer playing my favorite game series maybe at some point yeah um i don’t love the tone of fallout things are uh

Depressing enough in the real world i don’t need like a post-apocalyptic setting we killed the animal we won wow that’s deep okay this is the actual last chance then i’m gonna switch over to skyrim try i’m curious if the smaller uh mouse movement helps you actually um

Coordinate your aim a little bit better you said peggle i said maybe peggle but i want to do some skyrim like a skyrim speedrun idea with a mod it’s only been an hour so they do that i mean peggle i wanted to do um speed runs not you guys play

So just be me playing peggle just be boring old peggle or one more level of hardcore go This is it this is the actual last one that’s the last one can twitch chat kill one animal in minecraft the mouse is not gonna move as much now so you should be able to coordinate a little bit better there’s a pig right there this could be an easy victory right there chad Okay yeah approach slowly approach slowly you don’t want to overshoot because it looks like you might kind of go off a cliff very cool thank all you clearing a lot of grass all right i think the farts are done there’s chickens to your left that might be easier

Oh well the pig’s right here i mean pigs gonna take a lot more hit right chickens might be your best bet plus there’s a lot of them or we go for the ultimate prize kill a villager because there’s definitely a village in the distance if you just go forward and

Jump for a while you could definitely go murder a villager Okay too many people are jumping it’s mostly just mostly forward just mostly forward There’s also a run button is it run or sprint i don’t remember You need you still need to hold forward though can twitch chat not crown themselves Okay you’re through the river that was the scariest part if you go forward that village is right over there you can do this you can go murder innocent people chat go no no you want to just move forward don’t worry about the mouse it’s easier it’s easier to adjust like the wasd movement Okay you gotta move back [Applause] you’re so close okay not drowning yet there’s a chicken you can win right now It’s right in front of you you’ve got to keep jumping you’ve got to keep jumping you’re going to drown He’s right there just move forward this is the plan all along it was all planned No why would you oh there’s the chicken there’s the chicken Who is looking left i mean right okay now he’s to your right no don’t move you can change your camera but don’t move okay he’s right there this is your best shot the ever-present danger of drowning though oh you were so close this is by far the best chance

We could finally turn twitch chat into a murderer you gotta turn a little more don’t over correct don’t over correct it’s gonna be tempting to to want to start spamming look left don’t do that you’ll you’ll go way too far past okay God it’s gotta be right next to you right yeah there you go there you go chat this is it you fed him he couldn’t do it he couldn’t pull it off i thought i had thought i had trained you better i thought when the moment came you would

Do what was necessary for the greater good but you’re soft chat you’re soft and you’re weak why i’ll always be the main character Twitch chat would rather lose anything would rather throw it all away than become a monster They see the chicken do they change their mind do they become the murderer they were meant to be There’s the chicken this is their chance let the hate flow through you chat embrace the dark side still have somehow not hit the chicken a single time embrace it chat become who you were destined to be Become a murderer you are my greatest apprentice chat you are supposed to kill them chat you’re supposed to take over chat Bad news everybody twitch chat is not a murderer That’s right i’ll find an apprentice who will do what’s necessary anyways let’s play skyrim the chicken killed us that’s true this is actually a pvp battle Any zamasu yeah cheers If we dig a hole straight down and stay still we can survive oh man these are really delayed huh all right switching to skyrim everybody’s favorite video game Hi doug thanks for cheering oh decapital in case i missed it thank you for giving vacation and we’ll be able to pull all nighters to watch you hey thank you oh glad it went well we fed the chicken with a seed you had so many opportunities to murder you

Donated a single one of 6 000 bits that’s the average cost of a haircut in los angeles btw that’s all centered at 1.2 p.m california time how long let me be clear you want to it does not cost 60 for a haircut thanks fair All right let me explain what we’re doing we are gonna play the best goddamn minecraft of our lives oh this is awkward we’re definitely going to play my uh skyrim and i’m going to play it and not you so i made a mod for skyrim and i want to

Try to do a skyrim speed run with it 120 bucks that chat’s gonna find diamonds night one boy these are very delayed i apologize for everybody who sent a message for minecraft now we can all see if these predictions from the donations uh turned out to be true Um where is it Okay i’ve made a skyrim mod where every time that i’m hit it’s going to equip me with a random weapon and it could be anything in the game no matter what i’m holding i drop it immediately and get something completely different could be a big-ass sword could be a bow

Could be a staff that has some effect that i don’t want and that’s also true of every single other character in the game if they get hit they also get a random weapon and what we’re going to do is play a skyrim speed run and um and see how this goes the

There’s a bunch of different categories for skyrim speedrunnings which are the different factions so i want to pick one of those and basically try to complete it today with this thing uh that’d be the goal so first i need to pick what speedrun we’re actually doing i don’t think college of winterhold

Would be good i feel like companions would probably be best so it would be uh thieves guild companions dark brotherhood dark brotherhood could be kind of funny actually college winterhold probably not dawnguard we could do civil war technically Uh so civil war would be going and fighting a bunch of like camps but it’s a little bit repetitive We can do a poll so hopefully it’s not like a crazy long thing right i’d actually be trying to do it quickly um but just see i genuinely don’t know if this would make it harder or easier to play the game because i could get really badass weapons like

Right off the bat you know what i mean but also i would get really shitty weapons right off the bat i feel like it would start easy and get progressively harder because you just can’t use anything that’s good all right what uh what faction to speedrun college of winterhold

The issue with this is that there’s not a ton of like combat companions uh civil war dark brotherhood am i missing any thieves guild Thieves guild would be boring Dead i have an astronomy final and i know nothing about astronomy give me your wisdom did you know that the moon revolves around the sun or earth i think hi duke doug can’t wait for the new pepper plushie also oh that’s what it’s gonna do yeah i gotta okay

Dark brotherhood will be interesting sorry juve sorry that this got delayed so late that’s the thing that minecraft thing you don’t really know with something like that is it actually going to be super hard like you know building a house would be impossible for twitch chat to do

But definitely possible to just survive for a little bit all right so we’re gonna do reckon lick for right and left click smile Oh we’re gonna be top five on the leaderboard actually they probably won’t accept it because it’s modded Wow seven years ago that’s crazy we’re gonna be doing a dark brotherhood speed run with this mod if you give me 100k channel points please don’t save my marriage oh i can’t that would be a little inconvenient for me i love you doug we will die from baby zombie Uh okay give me a sec i also got to um did you i have to make a post about the plushies i forgot to do that Okay winter thank you for the 12 months so please hold for just a moment civil war would have the most combat at the same time though the combat will probably be boring after a little bit like this is one of those so there’s lots of ideas that i have like this

Right which is like there’s lots of ideas that i have that are like really fun for five minutes and then it gets repetitive and so i feel like the challenge is always like keep it interesting over a long period of time and that’s especially true with skyrim mods because like

Every fight in skyrim is like kind of the same you know what i mean and so like fighting the fifth camp in civil war is not gonna be any more interesting than fighting just one or two so that would be the benefit of dark brotherhood

It’s like it mixes up how you fight a fair amount and it’s a little shorter which is probably more interesting i don’t know though i mean you never really know until you start it but that’s like the kind of thing that ideally you get with a challenge

Uh i have to make a community post about plushies so give me just a sec to do that and then uh and i’ll set this up three days What do i say i don’t know i don’t know what to say in these things only three more days to get the dog dog glow in the dark plushy give me another line give me a give me a hook some stuff this is like for a youtube community post so it doesn’t really

Matter that much hi youtube that’s not I don’t that was not good I feel like it’s a little too strong or i will kill twitch chat Buy it or i will ban 1 000 random people in twitch chat power up with a new plushie spice up your sex That’s good i like that Now it’s not false advertising and then hopefully nobody reads the fine print it’ll spice up your sex i don’t know about that i mean do it could spice up your sex life it is possible technically yeah i’m not i’m not positive it won’t that’s the whole thing i can’t prove

That nobody will use it for sex i mean honestly bell peppers are a very sexual creature i don’t know how this would be incorporated to anything you should play minecraft need a scientific study i don’t know how to do that on stream Is it so pale well it’s pink first off um once it’s freezing okay it’s because it’s gold in the dark ip qsy each compete to last the longest instead that’s a funny idea maybe do that in the future um yeah it’s pink uh but he glows in the dark

Check out the skyrim speedrun video if you want to see some evidence are you sure the algorithm won’t destroy you um i’m not sure about that and i don’t care that much um hey doug looking amazing today one thing that’s interesting is i started um i always

Was told that thank you i was was told that like you should not have like kill or death or murder in the title of a youtube video and that does not seem to matter anymore and like like my recent videos are um all had that and it’s interesting that

Apparently like and they’re doing better cops try to kill me speed around to murder all the yarls like that was like a huge bad idea and i talked to somebody at youtube and they were like that’s probably not a good idea because like the viewers won’t like it either and

Then i did this one skyrim speed run to murder all the girls it did like much better right out of the gate than most videos it’s like no i think people actually like it when you when you say death in the title of a video so theoretically having sex life in this

Post is a positive thing viewers love murder you’re not wrong death pog jam i mean i think it’s catchy you know like for a lot of what i’m a lot of what i do does actually have like in-game death is the punishment so it like sets the tone better

Like one here one video that was hard for me this one i’m taking a bath but twitch chat keeps trying to assassinate me i used the word assassinate there solely because i was worried youtube would like flag the video if i said twitch chat’s trying to kill me so i could probably go

Back and change this now to like taking a bath but twitch chat tries to kill me um but that was literally why i titled it that because i was like i want i want killing in the title but not the word kill oh god here people are saying

Assassinate is funnier it is but part of the challenge with youtube is that you have this much text right you see that it’s cut off here so this is really bad assassinate is so long of a word that you can’t even see it there unless you

Hover over it so while assassinate is a hilarious word uh it’s way too long for a title i think it’s more fair to say that your viewers love murder well we just did a minecraft run where they drowned themselves before they were willing to kill a chicken so you tell me

That or were all insane all right whatever i’ll post it uh and i guess since you guys are here makeship.com glow in the dark plushy three more days i think it’s very cute and wonderful um if you like the dug dug plush uh you will like this i believe

I mean it’s basically it’s like the same design as the previous one so i’m not going crazy but if you liked the previous one or you didn’t get a chance to buy the previous one this guy’s really cute i like him a lot oh man it’s

Katie thank you for the five gifted subs appreciate it thank you thank you thank you thank you yay two months here’s to plan t more just bought one thank you i appreciate it yeah it’s a good way to support the channel too and all that good stuff

At some point i should probably do merch of like a real merch thing other than the plushies um and i don’t know what i would do for merch is is my problem i don’t like care very much about fashion the only idea i have i will finally

Reveal this people have been asking for a long time i will show you i think i showed it on stream this isn’t even like a big reveal i will show you the single like ace in the hole that i have if i ever do dug dug merch okay

This is it i’m showing the mug.png that’s sitting on my desktop is everybody ready The dug dug mug mug for only 7.99 i don’t know i think it’d be funny that’s the only that’s the only thing i’ve ever thought of i’m like that would be kind of funny merch but i don’t i don’t like sit around thinking about shirt ideas you know what i mean i’ll

Take 50. all right calm down i’m gonna cap that how many you can buy i don’t want scalpers to take it i’d actually buy that yeah i think it’s i think it’s fine but that’s that setting aside the mug it’s the only thing that i have thought of for merch

Other than the plushie or i’m like oh that sounds fun and i would like to do that whereas like shirts i just don’t they don’t you know they don’t get me hard actually shirts in general don’t get me hard but like i’m not excited about the idea of like

Selling a bunch of shirts and maybe we should do like a maybe i’ll do like a merch contest or something because like you guys are more creative than me in a lot of cases like we did the rosa art thing and that was the coolest thing ever sell socks we maybe sell stocks

Like so maybe i do like you know merch design contest and like that’s the merch and i obviously would pay the people who who are selected um but i don’t know socks are dope i guess i didn’t realize people were like that into socks and they’re fine

Socks are cool i i agree that socks are cool i agree with that i’m just surprised by the level of enthusiasm that is currently happening about socks in the chat like people are freaking out then 50. [ __ ] sorry roman man these are really delayed huh i’m not gonna make condoms

That’s a terrible idea actually it is a kind of funny idea i okay i would do condoms okay condoms but there’s a 1 in 50 chance they don’t work how sick would that be like obviously a horrible product that nobody would buy but like it would be

Funny to try to sell that on my youtube channel and like it’s very it’s very upfront it’s like it’s like uh charlie in the chocolate factory like the golden ticket you know what i mean like any one of them could get you pregnant that i would actually like to do that of

Have merch where there’s like a 1 in 50 chance of something happening that would be really sweet obviously the condom idea is a joke and it’s a horrible idea but like the idea that you buy merch and there’s a random chance of what it is that i actually think is really cool If you throw a balled up sock at someone’s head doesn’t mean you suck them in the face i guess so yeah the only way for chap to survive a night is by being in a peaceful world no spawns and having no giant holes or water nearby apparently just dig oh yeah

Or a hat yeah that could be Fun sell actual orange bell peppers you mean like be like start a farm that’s not you know i have to that’s this is how minecraft was meant to be played i just you don’t just have like That doesn’t work that way do a hat but it’s the most impractical hat so i get i get messaged by merch companies constantly and they’ll always be like we do everything from shirts to i don’t know jackets to shoes or socks or whatever like do you do top hats

Jesus take i’ll ask them do you guys sell bell peppers what’s great about that too is pretty much all the merch companies manufacture everything in china and then ship it here and then we would ship it to you guys and like half you guys are in europe

So it’d take like a month and a half to just ship these bell peppers around the world you just get this rotting second cute socks dug dug body pillows these are all horrible ideas and reinforce the idea that i don’t really want to do merch

50 of the 1 in 50 chance of rotting pepper so you either get a mug you get a dug dug mug mug about 1 in 50 people just get rotting produce is there anything people wouldn’t buy adding an escape button to get out of the inventory otherwise people will just

Keep spamming inventory in order to get out of inventory i recommend changing inventory to 1 in 50. it was a very good idea tkc i’m sorry i missed it Bell pepper beanie the thing is it’s not just like free money with merch you have to understand like it takes time right and i can use my time to make money like we could do a bounty right now okay and that makes that makes money or i could

Edit a youtube video and that makes money or i could stream and that makes money so for me to go and figure out how to sell you guys produce it’s not it’s not just like oh well people will buy anything it’s like no i’m actually like giving up money in

Other areas to focus on that so it has to have some degree of of payoff or entertainment for me you know what i mean like it’s not it’s not just free uh oops Makeup brand Unknown bb thank you the five gifted subs 1 in 50 chance of not having the mug be wrapped I want to make love to my ex-wife with a condom with your face on it that’s so romantic a mustache trimmer okay that is that’s the first good one i’ve i’ve really liked bell pepper christmas tree bulbs that’s pretty good oh bell pepper backpack could be pretty

Good too all right there’s some good ones i’ll probably actually brainstorm some ideas uh for merch stuff in um in january i am certainly not cons i’m not like looking into condom sponsorships right now um but in january we can jam on some ideas if you get the one in 50 faulty condom

You have to name the child diablo the cheater it would be sweet if you have to name them doug like i would like to Um disseminate more doug into the world there’s not that many doug’s and so just like spreading the the influence of the doug community would be pretty sweet and that’d be one way to do it is like contractually obligate people to uh accidentally get pregnant and name their kid doug it’s a good idea

You mean disseminate yeah i want to inseminate the world with more dogs uh all right let’s play minecraft actually i have to go to the bathroom so why don’t you guys take a crack at leave her johnny you got pretty far yesterday as always the way this works

There are eight lines from the sea shanty leave her johnny if you guys can redeem all eight of them in a row in order duplicates are allowed but it has to be in order i’ll get 50 subs good luck is Is Tomorrow For us to leave i thought i heard the old man I love seeing as i walk over towards my computer in this since i can see a bunch of people yeah [ __ ] we need to concentrate [ __ ] and then i poke my head and the whole chat starts going live i can see my computer before i’m sitting

In front of the camera just you guys know all right one you’re at two okay you’re at two you can do this chat focus there’s about to be like eight threes I think somebody does one right and then a whole bunch of people maybe even two and a whole bunch of people are sitting around going i’ll do three but i’m gonna wait a long time to make sure nobody else is Slow down slow down deep breaths slow down focus now you’re probably thinking it’s been enough time that you should do three but you shouldn’t get back Somehow like five people all have the exact same impulse to go okay it’s been long enough now i’ll be the only one who does number three and then six of them come in in an instant all righty let us do some minecraft uh so we’re gonna do dark brotherhood

I wonder if i can fly to rifton oh i could right i don’t really remember it okay so he does the crazy intro i was practicing last week Oh sorry messages hey good good good evening first not raised by the thrilling gameplay anyway what the heck is going on here we’re playing minecraft why do you go to dawn star so this is the world record holder right here wait wait why does he go to dawn star

First i’m just saying i’m just saying how to start the speed run give us night vision let’s see maybe he’s just like going to all the holds or whatever yeah this makes sense hello mr doug my day has been horrible and the only thing that is saving it is your stream also a

Crew you suck nice got him uh you know what let’s just play normally i’m sure this will be fine i don’t know what’s going on here i don’t have time to learn it’ll take longer for me to figure out how to do this as a like a real speed

Run than to just play the game i feel like the mod will be more than enough oh discover the sanctuary stop right clicking you’re messing up my bill Uh live split that’s what i need jesus take the wheel the coffins i forget if i thank you earlier but thank you again for the 10 gifts and subs appreciate it all right cool we got a big fat timer this is a confession that you’ve actually just poopy in your pants right

No honestly dude if i had this is back to the diaper conversation if i had actually done it of course i wouldn’t tell you it’s the most hilarious thing ever i just feel like that could really be worse for my career than anything else to have actually [ __ ] myself on stream um

And then publicized it and then maybe made a video about it i just feel like um it’s a little too much i want to be clear only slightly only slightly i really considered doing this and then decided i would just tell you like i need to be clear my threshold is you

Know let’s say an 8 out of 10 for insanity and this is like an 8.2 you know what i mean so very close hello doug long time youtube subscriber first time stream viewer all i have to say russian beans thank you thank you glad to hear it Cool i noticed the jet set radio music earlier love you that game what if we did twitch plays jsr i haven’t played it myself i want to um i’ve heard good things Maybe do something like that but with lester’s violations is it against tos on twitch to [ __ ] myself on stream i feel like it would be fine like as long as it’s not you’re looking at you know you’re not getting like a an inside scoop of what’s happening right

You’re just i’m just on camera the upper half of me is on camera technically the part that’s doing most of the work is not even on camera i feel like it would be fine i don’t think i’d get banned let’s find out that’s how my dad left us

Going to the store to get some wipes never came back i maybe okay we’ll add it to the list of things where if i ever decide to uh cancel myself and burn everything that i’ve built to the ground that will be part of it we’ll add that to the list so

Just keep anything that goes over the dug threshold we’ll just keep putting to that list and at some point we say all right guys it’s been a good run i think uh let’s wrap up all this youtube and twitch stuff let’s burn it all down uh i’ll [ __ ]

Myself and we’ll cancel me the diaper idea is stupid i think underestimate how much your facial expression would give you away if you literally [ __ ] dude i i okay i gotta be honest i’ve never [ __ ] on camera and so i have no idea or even in front of a mirror i’ve

Never like looked at a mirror while i’m guessing i have no clue if you can do that with no facial expressions well probably a lot of people um you want my [ __ ] you can have it i left everything i pooped together in one vod now you just have to find it dennis the

Pirate king minecraft days last 20 minutes so should be another five minutes thanks crafted sorry your message is two hours behind We need a treat What attempt is this doug also love the new duck detention vid thank you i guess i should promote it here hey dug dug dug the second channel we’re making more things there barry’s been doing some great work over there there are good new videos to check out

I was only i don’t know how long like two months later oh wait hold on did i compile hopefully i compiled yeah probably compiled that’s fine i don’t know what you all are talking about i haven’t pissed once in my 23 years and i’m not gonna piss for another 23.

Have you ever have you ever tried to like sneeze while keeping your eyes open because i think it’s impossible and so i’ve tried sometimes where i’m like oh can i do it i’m going to try to take the wheel no idea mandala thank you again

For the five gifted i have no idea if you could poop with no visual expression zero idea this is not me like trying to be funny by being gross about poop or whatever genuinely no clue like can you poop with no facial expression i assume you can

I can do it okay there you go just turn on you can alright a lot of people are very confident about this hey duck i’m a new viewer from youtube and the first thing i don’t think you have to go that deep would you rather be able to see a day

Into the future or be able to understand anything after only seeing it twice only seeing it twice that’d be badass learn new languages and stuff like that i could learn to have no emotion while they take a dump dustin thank you so much for the three gifted tips

Uh the speed run starts when i get control of my character by the way so we get to watch the rest of this intro and then the timer and the speed run will actually start plus a coin to your streamer okay i thought we’d get more attention or get more of a reaction

But instead you guys freaked out about the olive oil shot thing that i talked about last week i talk about how i drink shitloads of olive oil and people [ __ ] flipped out and i say that i want to [ __ ] my pants on stream and people are like haha yeah that’s weird

This is definitely the most people i just said that i want to [ __ ] my pants on stream and nobody really reacted and like for like two days people freaked out about olive oil and that she had to guess once anyway that’s that’s a good it’s got a reason of any dude

My cat gets really cold so i got her a sweater and now she looks awesome and she hates it frown oh yeah that’s fine but not olive oil it’s just olive oil is so natural and good for you it’s crazy that people respond this way myself to show support for your idea

No no no we don’t need a team hash anything how fast do you think you can do this i don’t know does anybody know how long um how long would a normal dark brotherhood run take because i’m not gonna do speed run stuff really uh

I mean i guess i could horse tilt so i save a few minutes of running but like that’s it it’s not gonna be 20 to 30 minutes the world record is like 30 minutes so it’s probably gonna be like two to three hours that that would be my guess

And i don’t really remember it very much i’m not good at skyrim and i’ll probably talk about poop a lot for olive oil i guess and also i’m playing with this stupid mod it’s like a big factor here as a that’s meant to be the entire purpose

Love your streams why are there no notifs roman this is really delayed this has been a lot the last two days for some reason to answer your question after checking the tos you could [ __ ] your pants on stream and unfortunately some streamers have recorded it on the axles and people

Are animals so we win so as long as uh as long as afterwards i’m like hey twitch hey jeff bezos i accidentally [ __ ] my pants on stream the first person to clip it and send it to me as long as i give the wink right that would be a good goal matt

Thank you sorry that is really late for prediction for prediction what about two and a half hours germa [ __ ] himself on stream during the dollhouse no he didn’t well who’s 17 months thanks nightfang just want to say in iran we drink olive oil straight if we’re constipated there you go

Well i’m not constipated so i don’t know if that makes me weird 150 wasn’t high enough nope it’s just really delayed sometimes i pause the alerts so that i can talk without interruptions you did mine in 50 minutes okay somebody’s saying they did they did it in 50 minutes so maybe maybe we

Cancel this one and do like one hour 45 minutes how about that one hour 45. i mean i’ll try to go fast but also like i’m playing with a crazy mod i think two and a half hours is probably too long olive oil is disgusting at some point i’m gonna look at your

Starting challenge to get to bedrock okay sorry to call you out here i want to look at your messages jesus take the wheel hashtag okay i was curious if board 81 titch said olive oil is disgusting and i was curious about his other messages and there are hashtag team feces

So again you guys have this severe aversion to olive oil and this intense enthusiasm for me [ __ ] myself on screen does this work close mine uh okay there’s channel points uh predictions going up right now will i beat the dark brotherhood faction with a brand new file with a mod where

Every hit gives me a new weapon in one hour 45 minutes or less actually let me make sure i know how to pause this in case i have issues okay forward slash i just bet 10k i have no clue how long this will take to beat a

Lot of people saying no i’m excited to prove you wrong you did it in 50 minutes because of mods well it’s impossible to get tennis i gave myself another hour i love the thought that we might no we do something sometimes i don’t know chat name a time we did a thing

Make one of the goals to befriend a dog also sub to doug god i apologize for all the people who donated about minecraft things i don’t know why there have been so many messages the last two days that one time cool thanks all right i think we’re [ __ ] ready

Let’s do this that’s up go for it once i get control of my character uh streams or speedruns all in on yes my man fur i don’t know i don’t know how long it takes i want to watch the soldiers the only time i’ve played it the only

Time that i’ve done dark brotherhood was during the skyrim one hit point streams so it took like with the guitar two weeks during the minecraft hunt song was a banger almost certainly was xenoblade chronicles theme x i think is what you were is what you were talking about

Shouldn’t keep the guys humans are animals doug we won you’ve got to tell them we worked with you i only have 2 000 but i’ve learned never to doubt dog it’s always a good day to be a believer always After two years i still love your content doug okay we’re slowly catching up on the minecraft rick’s dad no messages you can’t do this you’re not gonna kill me i always get a bad feeling when i say it’s a good day to be a believer we needed to share our eyes with you

To be fair to me i also say it’s a good day to be a believer when it actually is it’s just a lot of the time that i’m wrong we gave the chicken a snack aka killed it with kindness todd howard jesus take the wheel

God i am so excited to watch this intro again dude on the day that i got to cosmic ocean with splunky i did say in discord in announcements good day to be a believer i said that and then i got to cosmic ocean and it

Was a good day to be a believer even though i think it was still a net negative for everybody who believed we’ll make sure we have a main cell return to the summer setup where do we submit our merch ideas no it’s it’s not i’m not i’m not doing merch ideas right

Now i just was floating it out there that at some point i should probably do merch of some kind uh we’ll i’ll figure out something you can take out pesos but you can never take cars incorrect i can do it any time i want look at this voice to murder his king

And your me i’m the main character that’s fine you had enough all right now think about what you’ve done you started this war it costs that much for a good haircut and now the empire fair enough i don’t get good haircuts and restore the expensive ones i should say sixty dollars

Are generally cheaper right as we commend your souls to aetherius blessings of the eight divines upon for the love of talos shut up and let’s get this over 50 is normal near me that’s insane i don’t think that’s correct if you’re going to like a nice salon then sure but 60 is a lot at least for a guy haircuts in china are cheap can you say the same mine’s like 30 bucks yeah i think 30 was

Like with with tip is where is about how much mine generally costs three months baby also it costs me sixty dollars for a haircut here are you guys cutting your hair you guys must have incredible hair i have thick curly hair so i’ll never know the joy of a cheap haircut yeah i

Guess for me it’s pretty simple you hear that i said next prisoner it’s almost time prisoner nice and easy for loud ass music uh what am i doing what loud ass music today you know starting out with city escape [ __ ] it all right the plan is i’m going to escape helgen

Keith he’s using the glitches i’m going to get on the horse and fly across the world go to a major city and then start the dark brotherhood quest play it normally from that point on oh i already got hit so you can see at the top left it’s like equipping and unequipping items

If i take any damage Is get a divorce that’s all you can do no my gf of six years broke up with me recently so now we finally can be together All right now i go back Why don’t you just look at it All right One two three That’s the thing has frequent farts happening all the time convinced people that there actually should be fart bearings and there should be a photocracy okay i’m out of hell gonna keep i’m done with the intro my hands are unbound all i have to do now is get to windhelm to start the quest

And i’ve got this item i don’t know what this does any tips to help make a successful youtube channel uh not that i could say in a short period of time while speedrunning i will probably make a video with my thoughts on that because i do think a lot about it um

At some point like on the second channel or something oh man it’s katie thank you i don’t remember if i said it before thank you very much for the five gifted subs uh i do have a lot to say on that i think it’s a very interesting thing

But it would take a while for me to convey my full set of thoughts you know okay so right now it’s just horse tilt i’m gonna set up the horse so i can fly across the world where’s the peggle speed runs to go probably soon

I gotta get on that 80 percent grind so this challenge sounds very very funny i’m looking forward to it glad to have you back on the reg douglas hey thank you buncee uh i’ll make a save just to be safe so i can come back here if i need what’s going on

Yeah let’s get around there so now i load the save and we fly beautifully like a [ __ ] bird oh god i would love to do attack much so much oh i’m at windhelm oh my god in the river come on that’s the city i want to get to in the

River in the river home the greatest actually incredible god gamer okay we’re already here or if you want unity alphabet crew Victory staff just a blank shirt with absolutely nothing on it but make it fifty dollars okay that’s really funny um all right now i don’t know exactly how to start the dark brotherhood quest um tell a notes book so we can write down everything you request to okay i got the stables

I know i gotta wait no you don’t kill a kid you find a kid i’ll kill some kid at some point we’ll figure it out do ghost pack but hopefully it’s the right kid guaranteed to spice up your sex life uh okay gotta find the child who is here No it’s here then it’s true what everyone is saying that juventus saratino is doing the black sacrament okay yeah it’s here in the dark brotherhood i gotta find some lockpicks always with the nonsense no no of course not okay i need a lockpick it’s like

Those can be able to get into that door oh that would actually be fun the only way that i know to get a lock pick is to attack a guard and get arrested and go to jail so easy take out my staff i’m gonna go ahead and um unequip this stop right there

I guess you’re smarter than you look cool we go to jail i automatically get a lock pick i sleep now i should have one okay one lock pick i’ll re-equip my staff wait if i go back to jail do i get another lockpick could just blocked and bashed oh yeah

Yeah i mean it doesn’t matter theoretically i just keep going to prison right all right good hopefully i still get this first try let’s go let’s go let’s go and now we talk to the child Thank you there’s only one thing to do for the child i guess [Laughter] all right we’re gonna talk to this kid and we’re gonna go kill a lady i did the black sacrament over and over with the body and the things and then you came an assassin from the dark brotherhood i’m not a very good assassin of course you are all right contract

Thriller of the kind so i ran away and came home and performed the black sacrament now you’re here and you can kill grow off the kind okay please hurry this is good this is good the farts are part of the sacrament it’s true that’s true look if there’s anything twitch chat

Knows it’s how to perform a black sacrament this explains why you guys weren’t freaking about freaking out about the uh diaper wait i’ll just fast travel down the road the brown sacrament gross Oh i have no money god damn it okay i gotta go steal things from people What dude it’s fine calm down do you have stuff i can take all right salt A lot of salt here carrots all right cool i have to go back in here find a vendor and steal all his money all right you what have you got for sale uh i drag my stuff up here i press e now i can take all of his stuff and cool we’ve got

750 gold this staff sucks ass i cannot imagine there’s a worse weapon in this game uh okay now we take the carriage to rifton and we go murder the uh orphanage lady sell olive oil shot glasses need a ride where do you want to go climb and back that is actually a good

Idea you’ve never been to richmond cool we’re going i believe the souls are done soul traps but [ __ ] in one out of 50 that is a good idea can i just fight you guys i let you into rhythm for the privilege of entering this is obviously a shakedown let’s get there

Block and bash yeah I mean look if i if i left click it shoots the staff if i right click it hits Yeah i don’t know why i have a sword i could drop that i think i got hit twice at the beginning so i’ll drop that wait isn’t windshear that really good weapon that you find at the the sword or the uh will actually buy anything current time for

Central standard time all right we’re catching up uh all right so this is the orphanage now i just uh murder people do i make myself clear jesus take the wheel Stream stays on during sexy time hooray i’m beautiful we’re saved yay and then we go back wait no no now i sleep right i just need to sleep somewhere oh grellar only has one hp damn i was thought i was a really badass you should sell a legit duke tag thong

Mods can you do a poll how many of you guys would legitimately buy a dug dug thong not what the hell is going on work in your life is not mere coincidence new in town eh not like oh i’m gonna say yes as a joke who would actually buy a thong

Sure thing it’s yours for a day honest days oh my god i’m not speedrunning the thieves guild uh now i sleep and i’ll wake up now i wake up in the dark brotherhood right so now that i’ve murdered grelod i’m sleeping the dark brotherhood’s going to

Kidnap me and then i can do their first little thingy these people must be made you away to go talk to the kid oh god damn it can i leave as an excuse to harass our customers very well talon i’ll remove myself god see should have killed the child we

Don’t need to kill the child yet you need to receive a letter too okay what do you call a cow with no legs uh probably still a cow to be honest I think it would be kind of rude to call him anything else Ground beef you’re fired Anyway can you please tell me what is happening look right there right there it’s so clear what’s happening all right so now that i murdered her oh wait i can’t sleep here come on dude let me sleep in your bed unreal do i have to go buy a night at the end

Bro we can split it you’re tiny hey there guy got my wisdom teeth removed today and it really hurts what do i do other than watch you also you [ __ ] yourself no i just i’m talk i’ve look all i said was that it would be hilarious you need

The letter somebody said i don’t need the letter all i was saying all i said every time somebody would be hilarious it reveals if at some point i [ __ ] myself on where the hell am i at some point i [ __ ] myself where am i if i [ __ ] myself on stream

Like wearing an adult diaper or something and didn’t tell anybody and didn’t like make a big deal out of it or make it clear that i was taking a dump and then at the end of the month i tell the stream that at some point in the last 30

Days i pooped on stream and the first person to send me a clip gets a hundred dollars that’s awesome it’s like the coolest stream concept i’ve ever heard of This here’s candle heart i’d like a room sure thing just yours for a day i’ll show you to your room this way oh wrong one it’s not a no it’s not a fetish that’s what i’m saying it would just be really funny hey you’re finally awake sorry to tell

You but you [ __ ] yourself but hey it’s not all bad your stone you’d give it away because i doubt you could keep yourself from laughing over the stupidity of what you’re doing be laughing hysterically i think i could keep it in i think i could i’ll leave you less than three thanks

Master so girl sogalia okay i should have dragged oops all right some people are saying i need the letter from the courier some people are saying i can just go to sleep and i’ll get kidnapped let’s find out god damn it all right i gotta get a letter very bug

Can i just wait around for a courier when waluigi poops does he tell himself you losey sleep anywhere what but windhelm look at my map dude i don’t have anywhere but went home i said olive oil nappies did you have olive oil scented things feels pretty gross to me

Do i just need to wait for a courier what can i get you sure if you kill the kid the letter comes faster i think you guys are all [ __ ] lying i think you’ve just been making [ __ ] up and i’ve been believing you now you’re telling me to murder

Children because like maybe it’ll help the dark brotherhood quest i’m just gonna sleep here for 24 hours and see what happens there we go all right i’ve been kidnapped speedrun is coming along swimmingly all right so we need dramatic music for this sleep well what does it matter you’re warm dry

All right if we dig it off we’ll make it through the night we got this You want me to murder somebody if you turn around you’ll notice my guests i’ve collected them there’s a contract contract make your choice the day of that spelunky stream i said that there was going to be a spelunky stream in discord and i also said it’s a good day to be a

Believer i came in during my breaking work just to believe and i gained 600 pesos that’s not a lot of pesos but i’m happy it worked out for you all right now i kill one of these guys dude i punched you lightly in the chest you don’t have to freak out

You were playing minecraft earlier as a network security engineer f minecraft ruined my weekend and my weekly no wonder you chose him indeed i heard gifted subs you follow it no questions of course and you’ve repaid your i would like to officially an invitation to join the dark brotherhood southwest reaches when

Questioned by the black door silence my brother i’ll see you at home cool start of the dark brotherhood love it now i will spell skyrim speedrun but every hit gives you a new weapon backwards you get no pay you when are you oyster big tire tub no deeps myricks

Checkmate atheists i did not follow any of that all right it says there’s enemies nearby but i’ve got a staff going to rift and first could work too kill her then go to windhelm talk to boy then sleep in his house i think we’re on the same page i need to

Sleep in the boys house little known fact doug is short for do good okay it says there’s enemies my first message didn’t read but in my experience killing grant first then talking to child is faster because you then sleep in his bed or one nearby need

A ride where do you want to go no i couldn’t sleep in the bed all right now i got to fall creeped where the dark brotherhood is staff of repulsion that’s what my wife called my dong when she divorced me Good stuff i think we’re almost at combat right i’ll start the dark brotherhood in a second i actually have to fight people calculus exam so we’re here right sure i aced it right now all the exciting calculus lessons this semester thank you i’m happy i could be your number one calculus teacher

Uh it’s back there right [ __ ] i remember no how did this child get get a hold of a human skeleton and raw steak it’s a good question yeah where did he get the skeleton from honestly the stake not that big of a mystery but i believe that was like a human heart

I could be wrong but he’d clearly already murdered somebody in order to do the brown sacrament so i don’t exactly understand why he needed me to go kill grelid his parents died that was his mom guys what manga do you recommend the steak would be expensive it’s just you’re not wrong

Damping my excess bits in the same way you dump into a darkness that was terrifying silence my brother okay let’s do this Kill the kid for johnny man johnny man doesn’t want other children to die i don’t think i don’t know i don’t speak portuguese okay we’re in the dark brotherhood found the place what happens now This as you can see is our sanctuary honored but you must be anxious talk to nazir oh but one last thing oh armor the armor of the dark brother i’ll take that oh at work today up next is my fire alarm license can i get a conclusion congrats pyromaniac i think it’s 1400.

Can you rest that’s dope in a few weeks you’ve done two of 15 quests and used up a lot of your stream but they’ll keep you busy just do you can turn each one in as it’s completed or wait and turn ready let’s do this one

We’ll see if i might have some more okay is there actually much combat in this entire run spice up your sex life with the new duck duck popping ball pepper perfectly matching with the pigs into duck duck diaper diaper and the trademark dunk dug thong uh i feel like there’s not actually gonna

Be much combat right am i crazy it’s all killing like one person and it’s like sneak kills i don’t know how exciting this will actually be uh toggle active the mystery poop hunt isn’t the best idea but it is a solid number too uh okay dawn star i’ll go to win home first

There is if you kill the dark brotherhood let’s do a poetry root zero to see you we need to appreciate it hashtag team faces there’s some combat but it’s mostly sneaking up and killing people well this might be really boring for uh for this mod then

You don’t have to be stealthy i’m trying to remember what battles there actually were and you have to fight through the ship hey dude i’ve been a long time fan on youtube first time catching the stream and yeah what the heck man that’s cool look this job is a content creator it’s not

Easy jesus take the wheel yeah i’ll have to fight a bunch of people on this ship all right you are somebody that i need to murder i’m really not steve so if i get hit i’ll get a new weapon cool now i’ve got a sword of some kind

[ __ ] okay this actually could be an issue this doesn’t seem like it’s very good uh i’ve got grand staff of charming oh she’s friends with me out all right now hit me again that gives me a new weapon blade of woe and i can use that to kill her more nice

Uh i’ve got a staff of chain lightning distract them i bailed himself on stream because he won’t allow bathroom right okay omran’s family sword was equipped Guys rumor is that that doesn’t know how to fart them out he was never told how nobody tell him lmf are they still coming sweet we’re good that’s one of three all right so i feel like it jesus doesn’t help the assassinations but it doesn’t make them that much worse

Where’s the last one even if it’s not a lot of combat the stream always gives excitement thanks for doing what you do doug where’s the third quest hey thank you what if instead of a diaper you just turn your chair into an actual toilet so you don’t have to clean and reload

That is such a horrifically bad idea that’s also so funny oh it’s ivor said okay i’ll take out this guy first um you guys want to go really yeah [ __ ] i already lost it okay play the sacrifice what does blade of sacrifice do this looks badass i don’t really know any of

The weapons i’m not like that good at skyrim to know all of it all right what does it do Nothing okay it’s just a dagger uh where’s the dude on the map he’s okay it’s a blade for killing kids thank god i feel like this could actually be this could be fun because just a giant battle might be too chaotic but just killing a single person is probably

Easier to see what weapons actually do cool things [Applause] you someone do something what’s up why are you here get away from me no you were fine all right what do you think you’re doing all right give me a new one okay oh my god there we go dwarven warhammer i like that

Oh [ __ ] he hit me first okay hit him with the shiv staff of the flame atronach oh cool it said report back to nazir so i guess you only have to do two of them here oh that calmed him down what if i just make them all calm can i fast travel okay

I’ve befriended all of the mr crabs so dude there we go do all three it just said go back to nazir all right fine fine fine i’ll come back oh my god oh he pays one at a time got it got it so i have to go to iverstead uh How do i get there quickly i think i know how to get there quickly here’s what i’m gonna do um i’m gonna fly like a bird i’m going to create a save here that he’s dropping a deuce right now you can see it on his face

Then i load the horse save from earlier i build up a lot of speed halfway up load the quick save fly like a beautiful bird over to iverstead Where the [ __ ] am i okay here’s i’m kind of halfway there what the [ __ ] and i’m at iverson okay can i stop please please stop okay but i quick saved at the end I’m here let’s go that was awesome God i’m saving so much time on this run i have no idea why people thought i would be in an hour 45 though wait come here dude my staff can’t hurt him this is a staff of calming all i can do is make him i guess i can

Make him stop running away come here okay honed falmer sword that was good timing so i have to kill him with whatever random weapons i get before the guards murder me that is actually kind of an issue loud ass music time Yeah yeah healing after the level up all right let’s go stop running stop running i go calm down All right calm back down calm down calm down calm down it’s fine it’s fine it’s fine staff of fireballs snapping fireballs go out okay staff of magnus what is this doing what is this doing what’s going on what’s going on I need something that’s deadlier to actually kill this dude All right stay here stay here thank you thank you thank you dude just calm down calm down calm down it’s okay there you go buddy it’s all gonna be fine dude you’re freaking out calm down calm down there you go you feel better now steal sword and we’re good we bailed Probably one-handed weapons Sure and now i fail Good thing guards can’t swim oh i think we got it dude this is actually really fun this is like a really cool way to play the game like it dramatically changes depending on what weapon i have all right we talked to nazir 3 out of 15. look we’re we’re moving fast it’s gonna

Be fine uh where the hell is he i thought he was sitting in here usually Okay fine fine astrid that person is busy hey quick save quick load i should be able to skip past dialogue oh my god there we go contract i do indeed you must go to the city markarth of poth carry shops open girls running her mouth

Wait no i just talked to you about this and now i talk to nazir dead i don’t think this is going to happen in an hour and 45 minutes i could do this all right Don’t i need to complete this though or no how do i get out oh you filthy doubter look all i’m saying is i’m a fifth of the way in and it’s been 36 minutes just the main quest okay okay i got it and i clearly don’t know what i’m doing

Based on all the things oh yeah i gotta start hitting people too plus quick save quick load all right i go to mark harth i’m going to head to rift and stable so i can take the thingy over there play better i’m working on it i’m speeding up

I can take you to any of the whole capitals yes i need a ride where do you want to go until next time what what is it whoa i feel like we’re we’re cool man i can’t unequip my weapon why why is the guard not being cool with me

Dawn breaker what the hell is dawnbreaker how do i stop this guard voldem what the hell is this Okay now she’s got a new weapon sweet oh god there’s more of them i thought i thought you would take can i go on your carriage now please can i just go to jail There we go yeah i’ll just go to jail that’s fine I’ll sweet some cheese all right this is going great what weapon do i have daedric war axe [ __ ] yeah all right kill the guard otherwise we’re good i will save just in case isn’t that the lady i just murdered welcoming to rifton oh i’m picking up dude it’s gonna get way fast

One side contract then main repeat until you’re done okay Local map uh where do i go for this lady I wish i remembered what i had to do in this game she in the castle she’s in the castle right apothecary dude i should have like looked up any of how any of this goes oh dude is it here he’s in the hag secure i just don’t know

Where that is i’m looking at the the map at the top trying to figure it out ah got it maybe use your quest menu yeah we’re fine my wife just died please don’t spam pogba the dark brotherhood okay dark saxon actually worked tell me what you need elaine dufont i

Need a sport hunted down i need to go on more than that i want you to go to that ruin fine excellent but well there is if you can i want you to kill it’s nil i don’t need to do this right in windhelm if nilsene dies too

I’ll make it worth your while right just kill the one the one bandit dude right all right cool i assume you’re saying pog about me killing the one banana dude not about that guy’s wife uh now we go to the stables i’m ready dude You know i probably horse tilt there i got horse tilt there all right so i make a save i load i go to 7 14 and then i’ll just shoot across the mountains like a bird yeah that should be enough all right all right

Oh wait was i not in third person i was not in third person hold on you have to be in third person or you can’t fly Oh god that’s gonna okay that’ll be pretty fast well i’ll play the beautiful bird music and hope for the best do we overshoot Okay overshot by a little bit can i try again please Maybe i can turn around all right beautiful bird take two that’s gonna save a lot of time believers don’t worry all right that’s looking a little more reasonable bird time I think this is it right oh [ __ ] i’m actually there Uh i have to get up this mountain i actually probably saved some time doing that although how do i get up here over there over there Second monthly scoop Thank you thank you all right this will be easy this is just some bandits Oh okay orcish warax i don’t i don’t really need to fight these people right okay also it does not appear that their weapons are changing on every hit should i do that because i could set it so everybody else’s weapons changes every time because i think i didn’t i think i

Didn’t compile the part that does that okay should do the exact same thing now but for like if anybody is hit random weapon and also this might crash the game because what actually happens is you unequip the weapon and it drops to the ground so the weapons will just like

Pile up on the ground all right i’m gonna run through this dungeon and just kill the [ __ ] out of that single bandit target here we go running the whole way there’s no time how’s it going how’s the family hey doug Oh god wait i got one shot Nice nice he’s got new zealand’s clothing come here [ __ ] all right he’s changing weapons is he dead he said he’s dead right he’s dead he’s dead all right we go They just killed this sword seems really good Whatever i have is badass Oh this guy’s like a staff oh dude this is great this mod makes it easier dude this is super fast You aren’t changing yeah i am i just didn’t get hit here What i mean super rigged but that doesn’t make sense All right do i change weapons Do you like not lose this or something you’re getting a new weapon what this is super weird It’s clearly not the bow why would this change that’s so weird i and i tested this before and it worked fine this might just be a skyrim being skyrim kind of deal yeah i know the timer’s paused it’s because we’re figuring out why this isn’t happening i mean

It’s fine if it’s just me but i think it’d be funny if everybody else um like if everybody else also changes uh i can i guess if i load this save i accidentally yeah odd hit this applies to the player this applies to everybody else both compiled

I’m going to make a save without it and then have it fully reload the mod sometimes that can help it but i’ve tested this with both working it definitely works or should definitely work but it’s also skyrim who knows cool make a new save without the mod

And this one hopefully reloads the whole thing never should have come here wait did i turn the mod on no i did not that’s pretty important either turn the timer on or reset diablo the cheater i don’t think me debugging the mod should be counted in the timer that feels not fair

Yeah oops i didn’t add it back in all right now we add the thing back in and we play that most recent save file it should say twitch chat ooh it does that means my mod is loaded but it’s a reset he got a new weapon looks like i got a new episode

And i got a new weapon that’s so weird why did that i’m sorry i didn’t come here to watch you be a coward um i guess i have to start from here so sometimes you just i guess have to do that you make a new mod that doesn’t

Have you make a new mod why would that change that i that doesn’t make sense to me but that’s just what sometimes happens with uh with uh with all the old skyrim mods do the siege of whiterun with this what does this do you guys are freaking out

Somebody said with how many times you’ve played sky it’s just his alteration staff oh skull of corruption increases to 50 if powered with dreams collected from sleeping people geez oh i remember this i remember that staff from the quest i should be clear i’m not a skyrim

Expert i know i do a lot of videos and stuff about it but i’ve played the game once it’s not like i remember everything it’s not like hundreds of hours i’ve played technically but all of like the intro basically so um so i don’t know most things about skyrim

Because there’s a billion things in skyrim with all that said okay uh this is the save without the bandit being dead right yeah the bandit is still alive in this save i guess i’ll just reset the timer here so i lose i lose time from that first killing the bandit in

This room and i’ll just uh resume it now so i lost like a minute or two intro andy well um i’m unpausing the timer everything’s going in three two maybe i can’t start when leaving the rooms because the save files seem to be messed up i could probably make it work but i

Don’t care that much and there’s zero [ __ ] chance i’m beating this in an hour and 45 minutes anyways so here we go three go one go i don’t know if i just said the word goo instead of two No sir sir will you guys come over here please Okay cool where do i go excuse me sir okay honed falmer sword Uh sky forged steel war axe you know what i’m just gonna go straight to the dude What is that thing i don’t like that give me that oh elvin I bow have one arrow daedric mace damn it just give me a second okay he’s nice nice now we get the [ __ ] out of here this is so confusing okay if i don’t have ghost blade if i don’t have to fight i think i just need to bail [Applause] All right all right not bad So pepsi man always works What oh hello news music is amazing this is good i heard nelson is still alive here’s the payment for killing elaine and we go again wait where’s the next quest nothing for letting no scene live talk to murray option who the hell is mary who the [ __ ] is mary

All right we’re going to we’re going to murray i wish i knew anything about this game that would make this a whole lot easier she’s murray what do you mean report back oh all right we’re fine i am so good at this i i’ve said this before it has to be

Infuriating watching me play any video game that you are really knowledgeable about minecraft skyrim Okay like gta v modding Okay this is where we started talking to cicerone we have no other i go and i choice oops wrong way give us control and we’ll do better i mean as you saw with minecraft i wish that there was a better way of doing 3d games oh come on

There’s got to be lockpicks around here right there’s gotta be lock picks in the thieves guild or wherever the [ __ ] oh come on is there a lock pick anywhere in here do i have to go get arrested Sack i’m just kidding oh come on just buy some can i steal some no can’t unlock the chest wait what is crouch i don’t remember i have is the crouch button the capslock capsule will they’ll ever come again oh come on no longer i bought the new plushie to spice up my

Sex life now i’m alone and there is time oregano and garlic powder all over my bed what do i do nobody has that’s part of uh sex is it not a certainty i am therefore honored oh my god this is who sells lockpicks picks lockpick nope that’s an embalming tool lockpicks lockpicks

Dude why is nobody carrying a lockpick this is the dark brotherhood this is insanity ah this is fine don’t worry believers what do you mean being alone is part of sex Just think about it who sells where’s like the general goods i wish i knew things about this game i have no idea who would sell lockpicks i’ll just get arrested you do you sell lockpicks why can’t i think okay we got one take a look all right i’ve got one

I’m gonna get arrested you have committed crime skyrim and her people what say you in your defense Smart man oh wait i needed to go to jail goddamn it that was the whole point of attacking him stop right there take me to jail i guess you’re smarter than you look all right i grab some cheese And now i should have two lockpicks i’ve got two okay so it’s a really really efficient way of doing things this is going great this would have made a lot of sense to watch through a run first before streaming today so i actually knew what i had to do but this is funnier

This way i get to ask you guys constantly and you all scream when i don’t know very basic things about it okay no let’s go like quick save quick load through this maybe i can skip through it i’m worried i’m gonna break the game so i’m gonna save normally first wait on

I’m just gonna keep quick saving quick loading see what happens maybe we’ll freeze the game are we alone the others i’ve what about you all right this is working and what do you do she will talk okay and we’re good is the game broken did i break things doing it again

Doing it again now awkward silence modify train simulator and of twitch operator train from point a to point b it’s a good idea i don’t think i can skip i’m quick saving quick loading it seems like it stops them from saying the line but a certain amount of time

Has to pass is what it seems like yeah i can only like skip cicero’s dialogue basically thanks for the content thanks obonga appreciate it chug olive oil in the meantime good idea I do not understand why everybody doesn’t do this i don’t get it what treachery defiler debase sandy [ __ ] speak worm and there it is but those are the words and it’s true god i love the sister of dance look at that dance our lady is back she has chosen a listener

Yes she has chosen you why don’t you guys ever talk like this to me why don’t you show that level of excitement whenever i pop into the room whatever you’ve been planning is over the future runs the skyrim says the young vampire girl balbet and the dark brother sanctuary cells god damn it

See this is good this is the kind of like honest encouragement that i want in this office this is a nice healthy relationship between viewers and night streamers i i need time to think about it okay we go to nazir do some work for him please find me when i’m ready to discuss

The matter further receive a side contract i only have to do one side contract right wait where the fart is he developed will they ever come well then as it turns out i’ve got your first target happy do i need to do both of them i assume i

Do right kill my friend or is this one where i only have to do one god you guys are still saying all hail the listener i appreciate it this is what i would like no back and forth dialogue whatsoever nothing that i say has any input on what you guys say

It’s just a non-stop all hail the listener hail doug doug should i run there or should i horse tilt i feel like i should horse till it’ll be badass you guys [Applause] can you please take a picture all right go down to 7 14. this is great nobody said anything

Original for a few minutes just just saying hail doug also what’s going on you are slightly late all right now we’ve fly over doug be real with us how oily is your keyboard and mouse i never have i’m stuck in a ruin dude okay this didn’t really work that’s fine

It saved a tiny tiny tiny amount of time got him doug we’re trapped in a fire please help what a what a good mix of messages It has to be weird until i come here for the first time should make or at least try doing a stream on train simulator and having us operate it i mean i don’t want to promise things like that in advance there’s a lot of things that sound like

They would be great for twitch chat plays that just really are not that like wait yeah that sound like they should be awesome but they’re just they’re they’re really boring like they’re interesting for like three minutes like pretty much every 3d game is like that right like minecraft

Earlier today really fun for like five minutes it’s all hail doug uh who is the kid oh thank you that’s the good stuff i trust you’re not planning anything what can you do for your friend all right [ __ ] it i gotta play music here we go music [ __ ] i need to okay bow

I have no arrows i have no arrows can you hit me all right thank you ancient didn’t have time did not have time for that either all right goddammit she has a dagger so she’s attacking me before i can get a hit in no there we go nice this is great

Getting a lot of hits in all right one down one down you have a staff of some kind i have a staff okay hit again stop i don’t know what i just hit you with oh what is that why i have a storm at your neck Oh my god that worked oh sorry man my bad lockpicks lockpick there’s so many stabs sitting here there’s so many weapons on the ground dude that was badass that was a clutch store matcher knack I have to go to morthal Sweet dude that was pretty badass that was pretty badass easy sub 1 hour 45 i don’t know man i don’t know about that Uh killer Bucks right i’ve got a good weapon right now so i should be able to get a nice hit in at least i am oh [ __ ] that was easy okay Play binding of isaac with twitch chat i probably will do that at some point oh this is two-handed no wonder i killed on one hit i just started learning to play uh binding of isaac i was playing some with failboat who has played a shitload of it oh And it seems like i’d actually really enjoy it so i’m gonna i’m gonna try a bunch over um while i’m traveling over christmas use us to play dark souls we need to talk okay of course and i think so go go to volunteer okay i don’t have to actually go to the northeast

Do i have to do the contracts looks like i have to caleb or just have to wait questions I don’t have to turn it in cool you don’t i’m gonna be honest i mean that was pretty good Now you might think traveling to that one place will take some time that’s where you’re wrong kiddo i make a save i go to 7 14. that’s pretty fast that’s pretty bad [Applause] all right now let’s get to here now just go over to that I don’t know where okay this is not gonna work although you don’t speed up thank you ronnie Oh my god there it is all right now how the [ __ ] do i not kill myself when i hit the mountain that’s the question oh i didn’t oh my god i discovered it what if i just quick save right here Right as i’m hitting the ground i discovered it if i can live I don’t think i’m gonna live am i a loop no i’m in a loop okay we’re getting out of the loop oh dude that was close i actually discovered the place i had to go to right or wrong one all right i need i need less speed that was a little too much

Speed that’s still too much speed i don’t know a big beautiful bird nobody’s gonna tell me otherwise wrong direction that’s fine all right i gotta do a 180. oh my god This is impossible How close am i halfway i can make it i can make it i know what i’m doing Oh my god all right i go left oh come on that should not kill me dude that should not have killed me I can do this and it’s gonna save so much time this is gonna save a lot of time How about this did this work no i’m in the complete opposite [ __ ] direction all right all right all right here’s what i’m gonna do i’m gonna load the save i’m gonna set a marker i’m gonna get myself facing the right direction this time okay which is that way that was facing

The wrong way Okay i’ll set the marker god this is gonna save so much time I guess i’ll stick right here all right a quick save Oh god that’s a lot of speed that has a lot of speed but we’re gonna be fine All right i’m out of bounds Still out of bounds try again I can’t even calculate how much time this is saving What okay everything’s having a hard time right now All right that’s a low amount of speed that should be good Why does he keep going right dude he keeps going right off the mountain i need him to go left hug the mountain this is fine see how much time this is gonna save all right we need more speed any second now this will finally save a shitload of time All right we need more yeah that’s what i like that’s gonna be a lot of speed a lot of damage why you keep going to the right okay it doesn’t matter i finally got it now i skim the mountain i might have to walk i don’t know how to do this holy crap It’s just going great Don’t give up the issue is there’s no water over there so there’s like nowhere for me to land Also i don’t think the game is working correctly Louder music i just can i quit is that allowed Can i go back please If you’re so close might i recommend louder music and more speed Why are you in a hat what’s the loudest song we have oh i know what the last song we have I don’t even know what the end goal here is because because [Applause] because i’m just trying to go to a mountain how will i possibly survive All right now we just have to go all the way around I can’t i can’t do it Oh this one’s good it’s actually good there’s no water there’s no water i have to run There is a playlist on youtube Is there water i i i literally have to run you quit on us I mean here’s what i can do i can start the i can start it from lower right i think part of the issue is starting from a mountain is stupid because then all i can do is drop a gigantic amount of time or a distance but if i start down here

And i play that loud music again i think we should be good if you type exclamation mark music there’s a playlist with like 900 songs here this is where i make my stand That should be good come on hot tower Oh god he’s still kind of high in the mountains why is he still so high up why is he still so high thank you cogs all right i get one more shot all right now we just run through the woods this is perfect this is not perfect It just works all right let’s do it in little chunks this is saving so much time Why am i on a mountain again why i’m on a mountain again all right i’m stopping here i’m stopping here god this is saving so much time no no did you see how fast that was clearly i’m saving time i need to get to like the low low ground All right this is perfect this is where we start to save huge time Where was that Thank you found this is all right that’s real fast this is going the whole way the whole way i’m almost there I sort of did it Bet you’re feeling pretty dumb right about now you should have walked thugs did you see how fast that was that was insane it was absolutely insane Do you hear how loud this music is unstoppable this is why they hail me as the listener also it seems like the mod was kind of broken why is the mod breaking again hit me okay i guess the mod doesn’t like horse tilt which to be to be fair to it

Okay it got a new weapon can i get a horse keep speed run you’re insane to suggest for anybody to suggest that not using the horse tilt is a good idea did you see how fast i was moving hashtag team faces should probably uh pause the timer

Cool i move forward i make a new save this is without the mod loaded and now i will start it back up with the mod Now the timer’s fine i’m i saved so much time we can we can mess with it and we’re back in yeah we’re good staff of repulsion know what that does hashtag being chilling there goes i assume this is where i come out okay okay i got it locate the ceremonial weapons

Right by the almighty device you come yes i dare say look as i said i’m sure someone but you should know the real reason i’m That’s all i had to do uh does anybody know i should be good to beat the entire rest of this in 25 minutes right also what am i holding you’re back good you’re joking what’s this the letter explains it all you’re not joking as a matter of fact no one has dared

Assassin surely the night mother wouldn’t direct us i don’t know exactly what so we’ll accept the contract you’re damn right we’ll accept it you think i’d have but this is all so much yep and there’s only one man give me the letter delve and mallory and the dark brotherhood have okay

History i go right now go to the rat way i feel like uh i’m gonna be good hour 45 dude easy what the hell was that what okay i don’t think skyrim loves the combination of my mod plus horse tilting maybe my maybe it just doesn’t like my mod

Why would they do it in the backyard of the dark brotherhood it’s risky you know it’s exciting i don’t know all right take this okay take this okay take this i don’t have any arrows i need some arrows take oh i can hit him this is effective

Oh i can’t hit him anymore all right give me a good one please uh what is this take that don’t do that right i mean i guess we’re cool now all right sweet that works oh wait can i like skip through here whatever oops no i [ __ ] that up

I have no idea where to go especially now that i just jumped down from that thing oh a rat why don’t you calm down i want to take a seat right there the staff is great how long are they chill for oh come on stack of vanquish

I think the rat is holding an item is this the waba jack okay i gotta hold the wagon jack as long as i can this could actually be huge all right is this the guy i need no no oh damn it we lost him damn it sorry everybody we don’t have the waba

Jack anymore what are you holding i don’t really want to [ __ ] with that guy to be honest that was a little bit intimidating cool we did it i mean whatever i have looks pretty badass the good news is there’s a decent chance i’ll get the wabba jack back

All right giving him the amulet where are we this is an amulet look know my business to tell me oh yeah a weight is a letter of credit you bring that back to your lovely mistress with my regards god i just have to go back you get out of here easily

I get out when there’s enemies come on just there’s no enemies yeah there’s some enemies dude how do i how do i get out quickly lower the bridge yeah okay i’ll do that oh god you’re here all right what do you got oh i like this this is a badass weapon dude

There’s a wacky jack in here oh i’ll just carry it around i won’t use it i can’t it violates the rules of the mod i just wanna i just want it around you know i feel like there was a faster way back but whatever all right the fist dude is no longer

It calm no don’t hit me i like this weapon don’t hit me don’t hit me please don’t hit me you’re not where the hell am i oh come on get out of here oh there’s two of them what did that do take that oh it’s the weapon jack i think you’re bleeding

Come on wait these guys are kind of beefy i think i’m just unlocking though in the chest okay i just needed some arrows that was like the main thing i needed so the if uh arrows no arrows where the [ __ ] am i dude no this is the way i came god i wish

Okay i go up this way that’s towards the bridge that goes oh i went the wrong way dude is there no way out i can’t cheese this anyhow okay that’s fine that’s fine that’s fine i’ll get some stamina back we’ll infinite sprint glitch Why is this not working there we go oh i literally just had to turn right oops Don’t worry i’m gonna save a lot of time by horse tilting wherever i have to go next no matter how far away it is All right sweet dude this mod is fun this one is really fun this is one of of multiple mods i’ve made where it’s like it’s not that crazy but it is really fun to just play was malory willing to splendid all right well more like oh yeah and they say

Who’s the target we’re gonna go kill somebody who’s getting married vichy how many uh missions do i have left i feel like i can do this in 20 minutes need a ride where do you want to go uh salty climbing back and we’ll be off first time to solitude beautiful old city capital

How much of this do i have left like 90 of it i feel like i’ve not made that much progress you have to kill so many people yeah there’s a lot there’s a lot of people left this is just a fun one oh i should have horse tilted to

Solitude you’re right that was dumb of me a lot of time lost there little over 50 all right well we’ll do another uh prediction after this and this is where the murder is gonna or the wedding’s gonna happen right do i have to do anything first

How long is it gonna be i don’t wanna miss it this is the wedding marched into right beloved cyrodiil and everyone took up arms against them wasn’t that prison against the dominion huh i just have to wait for this thing to be done uh this song Oh that was it easy now i just have to escape the capital city with a shitload of guards oh my goodness i need infant’s privilege here we go not didn’t work still not working we’re fine are you guys just cool with me All right sweet we’re all good No could i keep it down sorry to the norwegian sorry here i’ll put on sleep music for the europeans um here you go Gabriella Oh i thought you were uh who the hell is gabriella All right security services There the body will be discovered quickly as will the letter implicating guys do that and astrid has authorized me to grow olava is an old and dear friend and a okay but i can i can just kill him at dragon bridge right i don’t have to do the bonus thing

Sorry wait everybody let me uh um wait oh i tried to play all my songs at once and it just froze it oh well no more music guys i can’t turn anything on or off anymore oh okay i actually completely broke stream deck anyway sorry i need to quickly wake you

Up what um i just kill the dude immediately right horse tilt oh i can i absolutely gonna horse tilt all right i gotta get down out of the city Okay i just gotta get down a little bit and then we’re there all right believers get ready fastest horses told in my life right here You know i’m gonna go for ultra speed here one more yeah there we go It’s me like .2 seconds before i’m at dragon bridge I am at the complete opposite end of the map so if i just back pedal we’ll be fine Okay now we’re up here so just i gotta split the difference we’re fine no we’re not fine Okay this is great this is great all right how are we looking still at north all right i’ll just move along the mountains Okay not quite other end of the map again i just go left now this is we’re gonna get this thing how much time we’re saving Okay okay okay so we’ve got to flip around 180 degrees perfect i discovered bleak falls barrel why am i over here okay gotta go down downstream a little bit i’m resetting okay i’m already past it i’m past it again it’s it i pass it in like half of a second dude i’ll try

Right here oh maybe water maybe am i even in the right spot no opposite direction that’s [ __ ] all right one more time oh no i have no speed um let me put myself into a corner okay let me also quit stream deck this is definitely like frozen okay now we go

No it’s not working please hold Okay now it’s working i think no it stopped working again what the [ __ ] And timer okay so this is my quick save and i get my horsepower That’s a lot of speed let’s do this that’s some time saving speed right there all right here we go dragon bridge where are you almost there halfway this is saving so much time actually dragon bridge let’s go I don’t know how to get up there i don’t understand what’s going on here So much time dude so fast so [ __ ] fast And we’re a dragon bridge I can’t even imagine how long this would have taken if i had walked unbelievable Skyrim and her people uh no i’m gonna fight this oh let’s go one more one more give me a good weapon got him got him uh why can’t i move oh cause i’m crouched all right here we go here we go plant the incriminating letter on his body oh Okay excuse me I feel like this might be a little suspicious You guys should really check him he’s got something suspicious oh staff of paralysis Oh come on oh come on that was so sick you know what i’m just leaving dude staff of paralysis was badass i wish i had kept that that was better than waba jack i don’t know what this one is all right and we’re good another successful murder

This is staff of repulsion all right This guy Arrest me i ignored them murdered the guy left then ran back to the murder scene put a note into his pocket and then jumped off a bridge together together that’s what we prevailed at first we must never seek control of the motherland Room this is room oh i have to take it okay This is totally doable there are so many more horse tilts you can do to say that’s true you guys there’s a there’s like look look look look Some dumb idiot would have just walked to astrid check this [ __ ] out you guys Oh okay i think we’re almost hit there i’m in the wrong room they clip into a different room What the [ __ ] What okay Defense lawyer i am reminding you to kill him for the cool armor and as simple as that god good day to be a believer good good does it say abandoned sanctuary dawn star never mind every moment that’s a bold move on cicero’s part to leave a diary and the password to where he’s

Going to the void in as many pieces as possible okay the quest says behold shadow mirror what do i do what how do you behold something wait i took that prancing fool in the middle i just go out go outside okay i feel like it should be a little more specific

Why don’t you guys ever say that hey good good to behold you again on stream doug there’s so many cool words you guys should be using this is not supposed to be rainbow dash okay oh that’s that’s definitely not the correct model all right um uh here we go

Wait why would i ride over there on a horse There’s time to be saved Beautiful beautiful check this [ __ ] out See and now we’re almost there Look at how fast this is anybody who thinks doesn’t save time look at this wow that’s fast Okay i overshot it by a little bit and see i would have had to walk all this distance i am really [ __ ] far away Nothing another horse tilt can’t fix god this is gonna be massive Oh i forgot you can’t go in water Dude that made some progress I can’t horse tilt in the water It’s not that far i’ll just swim i still think that comboing the swimming with horsetail to work better uh twitch chat did it we won sorry i’ll play the victory music twist chat did it Um well i’m sorry doubters but i did not beat the the dark brotherhood in an hour and 45 minutes honestly i got close you have to admit i did do a lot of horse tilts so it wasn’t a bad job or anything she’s your weapons have come quietly what

What you have committed crime how long have you been out here i’m not paying i’m not paying that much money no i don’t want to go to jail i’d rather die oh i’m sorry that broke his heart it was the only thing driving him forward in life was to take me to prison

I don’t even agree what’s left for a man like that nothing nothing Yeah gotta admit that little gestures going in there through the door but i slashed him good pretty sure i severed an artery okay don’t know what you’re gonna do what’s the uh what’s the point what should the next prediction be for how long this takes i have like

Four more four more of these or whatever four more things is he still out there can we see him it’s really like two and a half hours i feel like i’m speeding up a little bit oh okay he is i guess he’s moved on with his life

Okay it took him a little while morning two and a half hours all right two and a half hours new prediction uh all right i’m [ __ ] ready for this dude the pirate boat will probably be pretty hard some of the most efficient guards in skyrim

Some have even been known to swim up to 50 miles to perform in the west unfortunately oh there’s guardians oh god oh god wait wait is that mine whoa he summoned into maura that’s not cool not cool okay he must have gotten the staff oh jesus christ what does this do

I’m taking you out okay got him is the dramara still here i think jamar is gone oh god i’m just gonna ignore all of this you guys ah what the [ __ ] there’s so many items all over the ground now okay was this the way i’m supposed to go yeah it is

Okay take him out wait wait who hit me oh there’s somebody behind okay uh you know what this is a shitty axe i’m just gonna jump around you guys isn’t there like a troll in here or something You know it’s time to eat that cheese i picked up a while ago oh when i was in jail all right that didn’t help that much now i was just going to look at the chest dude great 12 gold thank you Come here the stagger sucks give me something good all right bow and arrow oh there’s a lot of them i’m leaving oh there’s so many of them jesus christ if i just keep running will i be fine i feel like i’m gonna be fine uh staff of vanquishment didn’t do anything

I feel like i’m fine gad noor’s staff of charming gadnor stafford charming go okay i didn’t oh god i should a horse tilted dude should’ve worked it also i quick saved through that whole thing so i’m definitely [ __ ] because i have to fight all of them uh i am super screwed Right now okay so i’ve got to get up here and get into cicero’s door and then hopefully close it close the door oh you can go through doors no stop talking to me stop talking to me i have to oh my god okay oh i got a frost after neck i could

Actually survive for a little bit with that the frost ascent attacks or just battle axe couldn’t get the attack off daedric bow can’t get the attack off dude these guys are so hard what the [ __ ] this is not good oh my god danger great sword is that their guy or mine staff frenzy

Staff of frenzy go go go guardian whatever this is impossible this is impossible lock them behind the gate oh the staffing paralysis no i’m stabbing paralysis daedric sword okay got one no dude get a hit off please please this guy attacks too fast okay i gotta i gotta kill a few of them

In here for sure i gotta kill a couple and then i think we’re fine uh here we go Dude get hit off okay stomach stomach I’m literally using a mining pick come on these are so bad okay is that everybody can you actually hit me once please i would love a better weapon okay quick saving i got to find him normally i can’t take them all at once ow okay all right new weapon i don’t

Want to hatch it okay okay god damn it these these weapons are too slow i need a fast one nice that one ebony war axe oh shag rolls warhammer that seems pretty badass okay Another level off oh Oh god damn it i didn’t [ __ ] oh yeah oh there’s another one i keep getting picks after pickaxes dude it’s not fair i don’t want it okay should a horse tilted When did i save i don’t remember what i saved if you have more than one saved or more than one level up save it i thought you had to use in both of you open up the level menu Okay this is fine i’m killing these two and then i’m running the rest away i can just unlock them dude just hit me so i can get a different weapon this is stupid was it not working again i think that mod broke again yeah it might be a good day to be a

Believer this is one thing where i can’t just run away from everybody which is pretty bad all right i remove the remove the thing i continue yes Save i resume it i add my mod Reload okay we should be good three two one Stop okay this is working great last war sword give me this give me a hit with this oh that was badass wait this is a good ass sword why are you running Oh that was sick that was so sick all right quick saving i need better music uh yeah all right [ __ ] well this weapon is so good dude this weapon is so good all right it was so good there’s still one of them Take this take this I feel like yeah they’re not like getting ow No no i tried to level up they’re not changing weapons Well let me see yeah it’s disarming them all right please hold Do I don’t know why the mod is being so inconsistent this has not happened with any previous one like with any other mod all right we save it this is without the without the mod active and then i will reactivate it and try again and hopefully it works this time

Your mods sure do break a lot maybe you aren’t the god tier programmer you advertise yourself as i tell you guys for the website video the on the second channel like the reveal of dugduct.com one of the comments was like i’m so glad my wife left me that means more time to

Watch rt gaming true there’s like a comment that was like because quick sparse our mod lovely mod made a wonderful website doug doug.com um and he just threw it all together i just said hey i bought the domain and he put together this whole thing

And then uh but it was using wix which is like one of the things we like pre-make the website the websites or whatever so like there’s a bunch of tools and templates like drag and drop right so you can easily make a website which is perfect for something like what what we

Did and there’s a comment on the revealingdogdog.com thing that was like honestly kind of disappointing that doug didn’t program the website himself since this is a coding channel i was like what like i’m not it’s just it was dumb on so many levels like i am not a programming

Like youtube channel first off yet this person like literally in a youtube video i never show more than like one very short clip of just a screenshot of the code it’s just like and then i made a skyrim mod and i don’t talk about any of it this person is like

Oh this is a programming channel not only that they’re like wow dude you didn’t even make your own website from scratch why one okay secondly i’m i’m not this is not a coding channel secondly i’m not a web developer and i’ve never said that i’m a web developer and i’m not i don’t

Know web development i don’t know javascript i don’t know any of that stuff and third why would i do that like that doesn’t make sense like just because you can program like it’d be like why is this guy have a facebook account he’s a programmer he’s just make

A social media account like make just make your own website why is he using youtube just make his own youtube like you don’t just you don’t just refuse to use anything i was just so shocked by that not only because it was silly but also because there are apparently people who

Think this is a programming channel i’m just like what this is not even remotely close to a programming channel so you joke but also apparently people think that i’m advertising this as like i’m a program and content creator it’s ridiculous ridiculous to me This is an entertainment channel with programming programming is no more relevant than like the music or the video game or anything it’s like barely part of it like mods are wait this isn’t a computer science program it’s just right like that’s a that’s an insane takeaway

From me making a website with wix not even me quick sparks putting together something cool ian moon they are the five gifted subs i’m testing this by the way i’ll reload it see if it works cool i get a new one it’s just disarming them now

I’m trying to think of why this might happen no no don’t get me wrong this is a classroom it’s just not explicitly a computer science classroom attack then dodge i mean so there’s probably a setting of some kind on these guys right now that is um it’s probably a setting of some kind

That is stuck regardless of whether i unload and reload the mod i think we just have to go wait weren’t they equipping other things earlier though i thought it was working earlier with them that it wasn’t just disarming them am i wrong i thought i thought they were getting

New weapons constantly a little earlier it was working earlier yeah yeah that’s the thing it was working um i don’t know why so so what what this here i will actually talk about how this works for a sec don’t don’t interpret the next 30 seconds as this being a programming channel okay

And don’t get angry if i don’t make my own websites you have the spawner script this just sits on the main game file right this is just like an overall thing the player miscellaneous this is a script that is on the oh my god that is on the player right so

Like this is a script that is sitting on the player like entity and says hey when he’s hit trigger my random weapon thing but if you want to have everybody else in the game do something like get a new weapon every time they’re hit you can’t just like you can’t just be like

You know get all oops get all nearby enemies you can do that with gta 5. can’t do that with skyrim there’s nothing to do this the only way the only way to know that there are people near you is to give yourself a spell which affects all nearby units so the

Way that i do things like if somebody’s hit they’re changed to a random race or uh if they’re hit they equip a random weapon is that i put a spell on myself that’s like an aura that anyone within a 500 meter radius of my character i cast

An automatic spell on them and it’s a passive spell and what that spell does is it listens for when they’re hit and uh and then changes the random weapon so it’s like this really weird way of accessing other other entities in the game and then putting a script onto them the issue is

That once you’ve done something like that that entity is like permanently affected in that way so i would not be surprised if what’s happening beyond just the fact that skyrim is weird and does not it just works um is that this script is already on them from

Before and it should have been removed when i made a new save without it that’s that’s why i do that right is to pull the scripts off of everything um but very possibly this somehow changed settings with these particular entities and now that is still flagged as having changed

Even though i have removed and then re-added the script but again i don’t know how to program you can be whatever you want to become don’t let anyone say otherwise who it’s it’s really really weird how skyrim does this it’s this bizarre workaround um because it’s the built-in modding

Tools don’t have a way to just access um to just access the people around you equip weapons they are best to use that’s not true um hey it’s my favorite programming experience first time chat from a viewer good glad to see you channel great to them

Glad to see some of my programming fans are coming in from youtube yeah but we did see them equip other stuff creation kit is the dog milk of game engines it’s not very good and a lot of things do not do not work like they should yo what up there bub ugh

First time for twitch what happens if you hit an npc hilarious content the can’t use weapons programming lessons i guess so it’ll it’ll force them to equip it they just can’t use it but you should still at least see it and then since these are humanoids i mean we saw

Them use the weapons earlier i love your youtube content i love your content th checks for giving me joy hey thank you meow zack appreciate it um i actually like quite like the creation engine it’s interesting and fun to use but it’s also really weird and not consistent there’s a lot of

Strange things that just do not work like they should think it’s it’s like by far the least consistent programming tool i’ve ever used [ __ ] will just randomly not work some of the time and work other times which is seriousness no seemingly yeah i mean yeah i can i mean it’s

Pretty it’s for the most part it’s very simple stuff that’s part of the reason why i’m like when people are like oh it’s a programming channel it’s like no it’s not i don’t do anything crazy channel to me we should do a poll it’s like look this is it when hit by anything

Fly backwards it’s one line of code it’s not that crazy i don’t do anything like super cool you should just make your own skyrim why is this programming channel keep playing skyrim he should make his own um i don’t know how to fix this so you can scream rigged if you would

Like you should use but i’m just going to keep playing this room for passing i believe no i believe that all future enemies will work correctly because i um basically these entities are like permanently flagged in whatever way is [ __ ] up so checkmate frank got him

So we’re just gonna keep playing and i believe only the ghosts should have issues with the the weapon change and then it’ll be back to normal outside of this room yeah i should just make my own todd howard yeah that’s the thing jenny it’s like people will will look at one of my

Videos and i’ll be like i made a i made a thing that lets twitch chat play a game and it’s just thousands of if statements which is like you learn that in day two of learning the program i was recommending they’re like oh cool i guess he makes his own website does the

Look literally right now We’re continuing i will reset here at the quick save go You know we all right like i’m gonna get a huge hit off on this dude on these dudes i mean yes got one hold on oh there’s no time there’s no time god damn it stop he’s too fast of a weapon get him got him Oh wait he had an ebony blade so he had the weapon he just didn’t use it unless i had it Dude stop walking why do you just pick something up Okay Go killer He asked me if her child made this i told him no but he does like dog milk i’m a smart oh i’m a smart good programming teacher the irony is that i was actually a programming teacher All right all right Let’s go kill him for cool armor i i can’t i cannot disobey the coin they definitely do not the best is reading reddit comments about video games my favorite is when people are like youtube sucks right now like youtube is doing whatever excellent you know they’re like i don’t like the ads i

Don’t like the dislikes i can’t believe another competitor hasn’t come along and somebody be like it’s not that hard to make a competitor and you’re insane [Laughter] okay he’s close to uncovering the identity of the gourmet that was a really good one by the way where the hell must be talking about the

Kid where’s fetus you slew everywhere there you since i first started watching in five since she late he has to a stable relationship and your health i hope you are doing well mentally and physically i can make a better youtube tomorrow if i wanted i’m a doctor thank you for the kind message

Uh charfox all right are you posting this to youtube and thx for reading my don’t know ace and sorry about spelling yeah i think the ten uh i don’t know i i i don’t have like a concrete plan with with videos and which ones get posted you’re closing the stall you don’t know

Anything about this house a lot uh barry and i have been getting more videos up so more videos that’s a lot of guards is that normal i’ve never seen that in skyrim what is my mod doing to this game i feel like it too amazing mod is not helping this video yeah

Technology’s hard it’s just really [ __ ] hard it’s the uh it’s the dunning-kruger effect hey dug your shady code dealer here i just want to remind you that next streams codes are almost done and that you must not tell your chat you don’t know how to code okay

Remember you’re the face in the brain don’t talk about that here right away yes yes for the hundredth time all right i talked to him where’s the gourmet never i don’t know dmca existed before youtube and people don’t know they got used to an illegal contact

Yeah i love how many people get upset when they like hey that guy was cute aren’t allowed to watch stuff for free on youtube and things like that we’re good kill balagog grow nalob all right dude what if i just what if i just calm down are we cool now

We’re not cool now at least they’re hitting each other and changing their weapons uh can i just leave please is that fine can i just go i feel like you guys don’t need to kill me okay i’m quick saving to get my infant sprint glitch which is a little bit

Risky because then i’m stuck here there we go dmc hey laughs in piracy up with people are those people what is happening why are the khajiit in the water is that normal i can’t i guess i could horse tilt out of here okay the guards are not pursuing me out

Here this must be another hey dug dug my cat just laid down on my keyboard and wrote better code than you maybe you can hire oh the guards are still pursuing i mean it sounds like she could take over the stream thanks for the great content doug all

Right yeah you guys are right guards are still pursuing me there’s only one way to get far enough away from them and that’s being a big beautiful [ __ ] bird that looked pretty fast to me Cool okay is this far enough we went so far from markarth that has to be far enough to see you no there’s an island i’m just floating okay i’m flying can i fast travel Okay god had actually saved so much time that was awesome Wait how far away is this thing it’s so close i don’t need to i do not I can quit horsetail anytime i just don’t want to i’ll do one more horsetail and then i’ll and then i’ll quit forever God that’s a lot of time save okay too far i go left i hang left and we’re we’re we’re moving if i get it this try actually would have saved some time Wait i actually did it i think i’m there [ __ ] okay God so much [ __ ] time save dude Let’s go dude so much [ __ ] time save so much time save take the rid of passage uh optional okay i don’t need the highest body weight hey doug doug i dropped out of collage to learn programming from you good very good i could do this is this where the horse

Tilted on this meat i look i can quit horsetail anytime i don’t have a problem if you have a problem that’s on you not me okay talk to fetus gourmet is dead rate of passage can you uncode my divorce dennis on my first day in programming class we made

10 websites and we wrote the entire elder scrolls series in plain [ __ ] stop lying to us we know how incredibly easy building a website is true true which poison should i use jaron root affects her immediately All right we’re off to solitude can you uncode my depression yeah we got you i flunked out of computer science when i was in college maybe that wouldn’t have happened if i’d been watching your videos um well that should do it and then just uh

Take this like three or four times a day all right we need a new song this is getting close i learned to force tilt by watching you daddy i started by watching you i’ve been horse tilt clean since five minutes ago when the power went out the first

Step is acknowledging you have a problem too i don’t have a problem i don’t have a problem i can stop any time i want an imperial legion but sometimes it just feels really good to just get one like a little horse till then you know helps me get through a stream or a

Mission what’s this but please don’t let me keep you proceed to the kitchen straight away gianna has been eagerly awaiting your arrival stop right there the tower is off limits until I can stop any time but i’m finally free of my depression i don’t need horse tilt but like if just a little bit to get me to the end of this kitchen right I’m not even going to use very much i’m not going to use very much look that’s like barely any barely any heyday website developer here i just need to know if you still want made by duck duck in the banner okay and i’m here We’ll deal with that later a horse tilt over your place tonight and waste your money on death Okay once we cook all this oh man it’s katie thank you for the five more gifted subs Nice evil looking knife you got fishes of Okay we follow her then we’re going to assassinate the fake emperor he’s going to put the poison Do i need to do you actually have to does it matter Just stab the guy Well i have this weapon i don’t know what this is imagine how the thing does feels about glitching through towards geometry over and over again the horses like it horses are a man’s best friend can you hurry up holy [ __ ] there’s a timer believers no i didn’t learn matlab

Unfortunately it does not seem like something i don’t remember when i was addicted it was hard you’re going down a dark path we are here oh right now do i really need to walk to the end of this hallway imagine just stand there and be amazing

Truth is we are in no danger whatsoever doug please i have seen too many friends succumb to horse till 10 votes Again I sold a little bit of business there’s still plenty left for you and the kids Shout out to my sexy ass wife Wait this is actually a situation where i could get out of here horse tilting just made an attempt on the emperor’s life thanks sir Okay i can quick save through his appears he created or can you kill a man Is it even possible to kill a man when he’s zonked out of his ass on horse tilt go we go again oh it feels so good i’m getting a lot of horse tilt a lot of horse tilt Now quick save genius and not today goes catch this [ __ ] Let’s go please don’t make the same mistake get the [ __ ] out of here solitude Says the guards are pursuing me hey doug love the streams i don’t think this is gonna work It says they’re still pursuing me [Laughter] um i know it’s the same bug as last time last time i had to reload it maybe i quit the game just horse still together i i just did such a big horse still dude If i can fast travel out of here that actually worked that actually saved time i can’t it’s still bugged it’s still bug i have to go back You apparently can’t you can’t horse tilt out of solitude No just let me go okay Now that i’m out of this thing what did the guards get forced to It’s for a good cause it’s for a good cause when you when you have to save someone’s life there’s nothing wrong with a little horse tilt i know some people abuse it i’m not abusing it this is to escape and get back to the dark brotherhood protect them it’s fine this is fine

I’m i’m not And i can leave Okay okay okay okay now we’re at the end and um i just have to go to the sanctuary i think we’re almost like i’m almost done right this is actually getting close to the end two more quests are they gonna come in doesn’t matter oh my god that thing was awesome what is

This oh my god this stuff i don’t know what i’m carrying but it kicks ass okay i can’t get hit oh my god badass this is actually how skyrim was meant to be played dude so sick oh i don’t know what i’m holding kiln azir’s attacker come on oh wrong guy [ __ ]

Wait i just got hit it’s not working oh god damn it’s not working hold on sea biscuit is a show pony and deserves better i think it’s time for you to pony up to the plate doug if real power were measured in horsepower you’d have enough to quit horsing around

Hi dennis i am your new therapist i know that life is hard especially after your wife left you she sure just drowned yourself in horse tilting we are gonna work this out together it just makes me forget for just an instant okay so now it should the mod should be active again [Applause] ah all right it’s working i’ve got a pic Let’s kill him damn it wait did i oh rigged right also am i soft locked because i did kill nazir accidentally yes you did okay i have to go back anyways did i make a save i hope i made it saved uh-oh well i’m gonna so i’m gonna start the timer

Again but i have to go back to the beginning of this section anyways three which is to be fair not my fault like that’s the that’s the mod stop working because that’s like dumb to lose time you have used our precious elements for hardcore horse tilting look you guys are freaking out there’s

Nothing wrong with horse tilt in moderation okay the mpc isn’t switching either okay that was not helpful speak with nazir oh this is awkward well can i get hit oh wait it’s about the other people all right what’s what’s the This is just now right this is this is your horse tilt dealer you all want some more of the good [ __ ] he’s taking the others [ __ ] yeah i’ll horse still to your place after this um okay let me i’m just gonna test to make sure it’s working for them

Now it’s not working for me oh because this is a different save this is what i mean like depending on depending on the settings of each save i’m testing it guys come out so i probably need to reset it again it might already be kind of porked though um yeah i would

This is me trying to get the mod to work again because the script is already applied to everybody no the the people’s script was working it’s just mine wasn’t this should still be fine hey kid you wanna try some black tar horse tilt come on all the cool kids are

Doing it don’t be a square well if it’ll make you guys think i’m cool okay this new one does not have the mod theoretically all the scripts have been removed theoretically now i turn the mod back on the script should be slapped onto everybody and everything should

Work once i’ve confirmed that it works i will actually start the quest can’t you see you’re hurting the people around you doug this is the fifth time you’ve shown up to our programming class horse tilted off your ass think of the students doug i think i i think horse told makes me a

Better teacher think about all the times you guys have learned from our stuff okay he’s getting new weapons i’m getting new weapons no it’s just disarming him now it’s just disarming them so i guess for some reason therapist is now doing to my ex-wife after the divorce cheryl please come back

I think i gotta go back here okay i’m gonna reset this um i’m gonna i’m gonna come back to here and reset the mod before i go to dark brotherhood so i’m gonna get all the way back to where i’m here still can’t do nothing wrong can’t do anything wrong uh

I’m gonna get back to this spot at the beginning of the sanctuary and then um then have the timer continue yeah because basically the the those guys in that room have already been in the dark messed up it gets to continue its existence but you know what i’ve changed

My mind how about this i kill you and butcher each and every one of your miserable little friends don’t listen to them doug you only need the horse tilting they’re crazy there is nothing unnatural about it all of you and now you’ll pay the price i just can teach so clearly

So quickly and efficiently have you tried putting brackets landed in segments of code i haven’t i forgot to go down here i know people are mostly kidding when you yell timer even though we’ve like clearly established that that this is not supposed to have the timer on

But i’m just never sure there’s got to be one of you that isn’t kidding you know what i mean like it’s just got to be one and that guy is probably freaking out right now all right so what i’m gonna do is i’m going to make a save same thing we quit uh

We make a new save without the mod i mean some of the time when you guys are telling me to do things it doesn’t seem like you have a healthy relationship with the stream it feels like you have way too much emotional investment in it hey doug this is your horse tilt dealer

Could you spare a few moments to talk about a reverse mortgage No i’ve already um i’m already working on my car’s extended warranty let me let these mods click through sometimes that does something doug this is not a joke this is not a drill the timer dug think of the timer the timer can take care of itself i’m doing important things All right finish synchronizing this should be it we’ve been trying to reach you concerning your vehicle’s extended warranty people a lot of people have actually as long as we’re here i have to go to the bathroom i’ll be fast hey doug just got off from teaching question does twitch chat get a

Christmas break also from classes keep up the great work doug yeah but i’m giving you homework uh please hold oh that’s not correct looking all right you have to listen to the skyrim music too be right back So This is your brain egg this is your brain on horse tilt kapong please doug think about what you’re doing there are people who love you don’t keep going down this road think about how much they’ll love me oh zorked out of my brain on horse tilt uh

Let me just test to make sure we’re good again we should be find somebody oh i’m good i don’t know what hit me just trying to find a thing and then i will did you get a flash diaper doug no the original is still clean

Dude where is a thing there’s got to be a thing somewhere happy 16 months doug would you like to talk about investing some more money of your 401 k into dog cheese inquiring minds would like to know also homework over christmas breaking stuff wait they won’t leave me don’t be able to

I don’t know if they can equip things i think i just have to assume it’s gonna work oh they were right here come on okay cool it’s working I’ll load it just to be safe this should carry us to the end hopefully without this breaking once i’m in the dark brotherhood thing thank you tyler wanted to put an end to the war on drugs look at prohibition it funded gangs in the mafia and bootleggers it was a colossal failure

That was reversed only after many lost their lives due to poorly manufactured each and jail time it might be time that we follow oh my god uh this my friends this is the run you all like trains i’m a big fan of trains and i’m also a fan

Of investing in your car’s extended warranty your car will not last forever and we want to make sure the life of your car as long why am i carrying too much people to run am i carrying lots of weapons oh god okay hold on yeah that makes sense okay oh this is good

Remember i got hit let’s go i look beautiful all right 12 minutes left this is not a very good weapon oh this is take that oh he’s charged no don’t i need what is this will you help me or what what are these people doing go level up Oh my god what does this do all right did something there’s so many of them okay that’s that’s amazing hello okay all right fine by me okay i can’t kill the wrong guy again uh okay this here did it escape the sanctuary oh night mother it’s just you and me now nightmare What do i do after this stupid sea devil i forget what’s the last thing i have to kill the emperor right that’s a big thing that’s not a short one i don’t know believers i don’t know believers more Does it end when does it end when i kill the emperor or do i have to go back and turn in the quest just hold on a moment you must speak with astrid here in the dark brother when does the timer for the speed run you have to go back to nazir okay

So what you’re saying is it’s all going to come down to one really good horse tilt she’s here let’s go she in here she’s here yeah okay we don’t choose to be addicted what we choose to do is deny our pain think about it oh i said this i was uh

Doug you’ve let this addiction consume you repeat after me god grant me the serenity to accept the horses we cannot tilt the courage to program the ones i can and the wisdom to know the difference return of the night brother look i i i just i it’ll get me through this speedrun

Just think about that one more horsepower it is as it’s a quick save here no i can’t skip her lines for some reason with quick save and quick load but while you live the dark brotherhood lives about to bite you if i put cody oil for the discount code

Will i get free olive oil run will that brain tumor make me better at skyrim speedrunning must find this family together oh my god yes yes yes i get it i can’t skip her lines okay wait where did the zero is it pure right yeah all right by sithis what what

Well ahmand motier contract there’s still a chance we still gotta assassinate the emperor ah listen and come back with a barrel full of gold what the [ __ ] just okay i stepped on my own weapons and got hurt and got a new staff that’s fine it’ll be great

Please doug my financial future of bezos pesos is at risk here wait why are there enemies nearby no no no no there’s no enemies please oh god damn it all you guys that is repel lesser undead very unhelpful right now just horse tilt through the dialogue

I’m gonna horse tilt to the emperor okay it’s gonna be badass i just have to get away from these guys first five minutes i’m saying there’s a chance speed runs to the make-a-wish foundation okay uh i go to rifton stables i take a ride to whiterun i talk to the dude i’m saying

It’s possible oh i still have uh infinite sprint ride yes yes i need a ride yes It’s not possible i’m saying there’s a chance Horse tilt might actually be faster here No i actually don’t think it could be Oh look five month sub for the only stream i am subscribed What if we stop the timer when i kill the emperor Oh my god what is it ice please you mustn’t think you mean why this is just if you can get on board that ship kill titus meet the second as contracted i will reveal oh my god i’m gonna need the horse tilt of a [ __ ] lifetime i’m going for morthol dude

If i horse tilt onto the ship wrong direction all right i go up this doug this is your wife i’m willing to take you back you can see your son again and your boss said you can have your job back you just have to quit [ __ ] horse tilting

All i know is i have a quick save right here you like a chat and then i could do it for the believers if i just get one more gigantic batch of horse tilt no more okay he’s up here a little more she’s lying poor still this is going to

Be the best part of my life all right skyrim let’s do this go oh oh so much horse tilt yes okay now i land uh in solitude at the boat did a little too much or still there’s horse juice all over all over my hands one sec okay i’ve got a

I just need to play the best horse tilt of my life Oh yeah that’s it that’s it dude i don’t see the boat i don’t see it Got a little horsepower there it is there’s a boat oh no little far okay try again try again Okay yeah that’s kind of close all right now we go right And that’s it that’s it chad i did it i’m there all i took was some horse tilting oh i’m right sorta next to the boat Why are the guards pursuing me this doesn’t make sense oh but here’s land i can do another horse field Eight seconds this one’s for you believers Oh the camera’s broken i think i think i over i over tilted skyrim okay one more tilt and i’m done forever right there it’s not even that far it’s the last one That’s perfect just the right amount it’s not too much i’m not gonna over overdose okay it’s not too little i’m not gonna walk over there i’m gonna land perfectly on that boat Actually at the boat i landed on the boat yeah i died i don’t give a [ __ ] that’s insane that’s absolutely insane A good day to be a believer All right i quit i quit we’re walking i’m walking the rest of the way that was the best horse of my life i’ll end on that note i can quit on that note hundred dollars feels good chat feels good man this is what it’s like to be a winner is whipped cream keto

Hopefully you’re cheering this family apart doug i landed on the boat i cannot convey to you guys how insane that is actually greatest horse told my life how did we get here by tilting too far into the sun what did we win what was the cost was it the [ __ ] of the

Punts was it the speed run you know what it cost the single greatest horse tilt i’ve ever felt That was the wrong boat i landed on the right one there is the second boat i landed on this one No you’ll never be able to top the feeling i just had I used All righty Take that okay take that oh that worked Were they working I feel like i might have broken it i may have lost everything believing but witnessing that still made it all worth it hold on this might not be working let me see if they’re getting new weapons all right well it’s just killing them one hit so i

Don’t know maybe it is working i’m just really good oh it is working cool god it feels good feels good to be clean Let’s go [ __ ] oh two shot can’t hit [ __ ] snap a vanquishman okay i don’t know what that did they’re going to the deck now wow Do i go on the deck Uh I can just call everybody for me this is great oh damn it destruction staff ow oh now they’re unhappy ow dude stop oh [ __ ] this is even where i’m supposed to be all right snipe bam god this is so sick dude all right everybody’s dead up here Dude ending this off with a just crazy murder spring from staff Master key This is so sick this is so sick Oh god all right Oh let’s go Hook up this way Emperor’s quarters Okay when did i save you’re lousy Any chance i saved any time recently at the beginning cool Oh god damn it Nice Oh he’s got a staff he does not have a staff oh my Jesus god trying to get a staff out Wait did i just get hit is it not working no i did right Oh oops wrong door Oh it has to be working i have to make sure it’s working at the very end okay here’s a dude hit me dude it stopped at the very end come on come on okay it stopped here horse tilt him okay i’m glad i hopped in the stream when

Fire emblem three houses music was playing best jrpg ever made d this probably won’t work because everybody already has the thing on them Gl on the run thank you Not sure why but there’s horse tilt cream on my uh keyboard just get that for a sec i don’t remember i kind of just blacked out for like 30 minutes okay this should theoretically work but it hasn’t really been working so we’re just gonna yolo it because i’m basically at the end

Here we go wait no we need we need a skyrim theme all right let me see if it’s working did i not turn it back on i did not that’ll do it all right we’re just going with it i can’t do anything beyond this have the rest of my bits father do cathy Got one all right it works please tell us where horse tilt clean comes from Actually give me something good yes i don’t know what weapon i have but it looks badass Oh got some good horse cream oh got to escape the boat you say i think i know how to get us off this old trusty bucket of barrels Yeah that’s a lot of speed that’s a lot of speed And we’re free chat we’re finally finally free Oh oops uh And now off into the sunset oh god we take one final lap around skyrim I think we can literally go around the entire continent that’s how strong this horse tilt is oh god holy [ __ ] i did it i’m alive I just woke up from the craziest worst hilt bender i’ve ever been on and i somehow am alive The guards are pursuing me Maybe i still they’re still pursuing me uh-oh i actually might need a horse tilt out of here uh Gave him a sword hi buddy um So hi simon i might have glitched this so that i can’t beat the game it’s not the mods it’s broken i can’t i can’t it’s just permanently locked with them oh don’t sit there there’s whipped cream i i don’t know what to do get arrested hello hopeless this is your wife ow i

Want a divorce you can’t stop horse tilting and one day it will kill you i don’t want your son to come home one day and find his dad dad with horse tilt up his nose we are leaving to texas with your therapist my therapist i knew it wait here’s the guards oh ow

Oh my god those crimes against skyrim where did this guy come from take me to jail hi buddy wait what is happening what is going on why are they all in prison with i think i can go to whiterun again Do you get to the cloud district very often simon just successfully pulled off the first ever dug oh sorry what was that blacked out for a second oh my god hi buddy i feel like ow god why are you using all of your claws i don’t understand

Why won’t it let me surrender dude please i’m not trying to fight you is that comfortable for you i guess that’s he’s just he’s just there now this is my life now Thank you for making the fun content you do been loving during these boring days so many claws i got the waffle jack i don’t know how to stop them from killing me oh wait i know how i just go back to my quick save i’ll kill museum after i think this is it

I believe this is the end am i right money your payment waits for you now please go collect your mind and let us never look upon one another again you don’t have a business whip cream there what about conclude you’re back i think oh i have to get the payment

Secret will do nicely especially oh my god just pet the damn cat i’m covered with horse cream dude wow uh over here in the urn 20 000 gold you know what i can buy with that chat i’m gonna do the math 13.6 grams of horse tilt ow Wait where’s here Ow well word of emperor he’s dead could you have brought us more despite your misfortune now of course i must ask 20 000 gold now might i offer mallory is an expert you do that and i’ll see what i can do about recruiting some new additions to our family is that it

Complete it he’ll sit this that’s the end of the dark brotherhood right that time you’re alive then i guess you haven’t paid a visit to the vampire yet huh dark brotherhood or the rules stops and you complete hail set this and time two hours 51 minutes and six seconds beat the dark brotherhood Sorry It is Hi buddy this is gonna be a good horse tilt which i know because the camera tilted before it happened that’s you know this is gonna be the best horse tilt of my life this is the final one everybody Ah cheers todd howard well everybody that was a good speedrun stream Thanks for hanging out and watching hi this is my first stream and i’ve been a big depression lately but your videos are literally the pinnacle of chaos and i love it maybe this will help hey i appreciate it all right everybody uh that was a stream i’m gonna go um wash myself off

It’s actually a lot of horse cream on my desk um but i think we i’ll quit i’ll never horse tilt again Hey thanks for hanging out today everybody it was fun had a good time uh probably do some peggle speed runs later this week or something i don’t know figured out but probably still a few more streams this week i’m off on saturday for for christmas stuff but until then hopefully get a few

More i’m gonna go pet simon and give him some delicious treats he’s sitting on the bean bag right now waiting for me oh don’t kill nazim i did kill him it’s just then i went back in time said he wasn’t dead um anything else no i think we’re good Show us the cat well he’s All right bye everybody have a good night thanks so much for watching appreciate you see you next time probably uh next couple days bye bye