Types of Minecraft Survival Players

Okay let’s play some survival Minecraft well I guess I could start by getting some words oh no no oh my God no way we got a chance to go Naples already man and we got some diamonds oh my God what no way the creeper just

Showed me where the temple is oh my God four more enchanted golden apples man sharpness five oh my God wait what bro this water pod saved us man let’s go no way I found the pig sheep guys that’s like the rarest mob in the game well I mean hey man you can

Join the collection okay piglet let’s see what you’ve got come on man please be lucky please be lucky let’s go okay this is my last page so come on back show me some ancient to throw my Lord we have hit the jackpot today this is crazy 23 ancient debris come on

Wait a minute what I didn’t know creepers could do that but I’ll take it man hey guys so I’ve been walk here by house unlock and I think it’s really beautiful look at the beautiful design on this okay well anyway let’s just go by oh no okay that is water with fine okay

Well hey this guy looks really friendly I think I’m gonna adopt him as a pair oh okay guys I’m gonna kill the blades with my water come on come on bud why isn’t it dying oh no guys this is the end hey man can you help me kill the Ender

Dragon hey why are you looking at me like that bad ah hello I didn’t do anything wrong okay so let’s just start this brand new world and oh my goodness bro this is so lucky guys oh my God bro this is gonna be so much fun oh my we have so much

Iron already oh my God and let’s go guys we’ve gone elytra after one minute on the server okay so if we just fly around and fly through here then let’s go bad oh my God hey I wonder what’s on this armor let’s just shoot yo that’s what

I’m talking about okay man come on just give me whatever you’ve got I’ll give you a dead Bush come on hey let’s go Bud let’s go bro you could stop giving me pause but I’ve got enough oh my God no way guys The Blaze King is here and he’s

Giving me blaze rods hey thanks man okay let’s get out of here okay I think the stronghold is gonna be like down here probably I’ll just go to the inkling of suspicion that it’s down here personally and let’s go we found the 12 eye no way

This is crazy guys okay guys so as we all know there is a secret lever in the end that should give you strength so now we can just kill the dragon and let’s go we’ve killed the dragon guys let’s freaking go man I’ve even got the dragon

Egg man I mean this stuff’s too um what okay so I’m kind of missing wood so I’m gonna go get some okay come on come on come on I need all this wood man come on bye bye tree and my ax broke yeah this should be

Enough hey don’t mind me man I’m just God bridging above the pillagers they don’t even need to worry about it man like hey man I’m friendly oh my god oh man I’m gonna get out of here okay Wards and you’re about to get stabbed man I can’t lie you’re dead this is just

Embarrassing Warden you’re so bad yes let’s go bro is this all I get after all of that are you kidding me okay man come on let’s go I ask you how she work what the hell you don’t even need bows anymore in this day and age bro it’s just too easy

Okay so I need to collect some Stone to get some stone tools what what I just wanted some Stone man okay well I guess I’m gonna go back to my house and oh my God are you kidding me oh my God man this is such a long day please man

Just don’t explode okay bro I’m gonna give you a full stack of gold so give me something good okay come on come on what is this are you serious right now what you what what bro these aren’t possible trades is that not possible this is the

Most I dropped oh man okay let’s go and what the hell why are they spawning a mansion oh no oh no oh no okay finally man I can go to the air what dude I quit I literally quit I quit I quit I quit oh my God guys wow this house is

Absolutely horrible I can’t believe this is all I made in the first five minutes of my Minecraft world like come on I can do a lot better man yeah it’s time to blow all of this up because we are not gonna be needing this anymore well green

What are you possibly gonna make in Survival Minecraft oh well you’ll see man don’t worry and here we go I have finished this small little project day one of my survival worlds looking pretty good I can’t lie oh there’s the sun setting to prove it’s only been less

Than a day hey you know maybe to celebrate I might build the entire observable universe hmm if I dig approximately eight blocks from the north epicenter of this thing then go right down here I’d say there’s a 93.7 chance of finding diamonds hey let’s go but I knew I was right uh I

Mean that was very worth it I can’t lie now I’m stuck down here okay so now I’m on the hunt for a stronghold I should be able to find something man so if we triangulate the stronghold using these coordinates then hmm I’d say there is a

12.8 chance that it’s at the Port that I’m thinking of yeah it must be right down here and of course I was right because I’m the best personally and now we can employ a cheeky little Strat to kill the Ender Dragon so I’ve been playing on this Minecraft

World for 5 000 years and as you can see I have transformed the entire world into a paradise I’ve also obviously got full Nazarite armor because of course I do like you’re actually an idiot if you don’t have another right armor it’s just obvious and down here we have my pride

Possession the rarest mobs in Minecraft we have some horses a pink sheep a brown panda giant a blue Axolotl and also this guy but we’re missing out on the baby zombie of diamond armor so my aim is to try to get him in the next 500 000 years it’s basically my life’s goal

Okay let’s join my survival world and come on let’s go let’s go let’s just go we’re gonna get a world record bro dude what are you doing man why are you speed running this is a survival server man where are you going shut up man I’m

Gonna get world record okay let’s go we can rob this random like charity box for some Ender poles I mean I don’t think anyone else needed that man oh it’s a 12 but I did need to steal all those enderparts my bad okay so now we can

Just block off the dragon with these doors and it should just randomly die man come on let’s go it worked world record bro you’re on a server man that’s not how speed runs work like you’re not gonna get accepted you idiot oh man what a lovely day in our survival

World I’m sure there’s nothing that could possibly ruin yeah what the hell bro who the hell is this guy what are you doing hey what’s going on I’m running away I’m running away man no oh my God our village is ruined because of this guy hey wait a minute can you X-ray

Diamonds for me hey let’s go man this is what I’m talking about come on hey let’s go bro I love my life wait what that is not a thing in Minecraft what the hell hey guys and welcome to episode one of my let’s play series oh sorry guys I’ve

Got to go do the dishes and stuff you know I’ll be back in a second I’m gonna just go mining for a bit and okay guys I’m back I might have gone a bit overboard with the off camera mining but don’t worry about it it’s okay in fact

I’m gonna make it even harder now we are playing hardcore mode guys as you can see by my very real hearts this might be a challenge but we should sorry guys visual glitch guys please like And subscribe just do it man like And subscribe hit the like And subscribe and what

Oh man all of these pillages are so annoying bro I’ve got to be careful around them let’s just casually walk away I mean it’s not too dangerous uh oh make sure not to fall down this hole or anything okay let’s just spawn in the Nether and oh no I shouldn’t have done that Hey I mean we should be fine yeah I told you man I’m fine over here hey these pigland trades are pretty alright wow we still going this is pretty lucky guys wow guys we got a 16 eye end portal and that’s kinda bad I’m gonna just leave

This wall I think it’s too bad hey let’s go oh my God this end looks so cool I can’t wait to get the Elijah hey wait a minute where’s the end ship no man this is clearly not fair I literally saw them take away the end ship they

Freaking used Pistons to move it away man are you kidding me yeah man this Ender Dragon looks suspicious as hell just look at those eyes man which I can clearly see from this point like nah this guy is definitely onto something I can’t lie okay let’s check the loot that

I got and bro are you kidding me this is so bad bro it’s so obvious literally Notch came into my world and made the pigland trades bad oh wait what yeah I’m sorry for messing your dreams up bro here you go here with your actual trades wait a second bro I

Just made that up on the spot as a live and it was actually true hey let’s go mad I knew it all along I was right okay time to join the SMP let’s see what people have been doing oh what bro what happened to the server man it’s all

Ruined hey guys what the hell happened to the server like why is it all blown up chill bro why does No One Like Me hey at least the sheeps don’t want to kill me I mean I’ve got what okay so I’m kind of broken this Minecraft server so I really gotta level

Up and get some better gear and I think I know how I’m gonna be able to do that hey you’re looking kind of cool zombie bro I’ll give you ten thousand dollars for those diamonds hey daiji man I Love Your Arms by the way I didn’t know they

Could do that what the hell bro polar bear what are you doing in the middle of a planes bio man here I’ll give you ten thousand dollars to find me the stronghold bro this guy is so slow what the hell bro you’re so slow man hurry up

Hey let’s go man that’s what I’m talking about hey let’s go we’re gonna go to the end and kill the Ender Dragon man hey man I’ll give you ten thousand dollars to make me an end Gateway please hey let’s go man thank you let’s go okay

So now I’ve got some God Armor so Dragon you’re gonna die oh I mean well that was easy let’s go yeah me personally I use the old texture pack like kids these days take things way too much for granted this is how I was raised you know excuse me mate you

Shouldn’t be better than you that’s the right armor I mean it’s way too ugly and new like just die man die hey wait a minute why isn’t he dying man I’ve hit him like five times hmm maybe I should try all of this out wow my life changed

My mind on everything the new version’s so much better I mean hey I’ve literally de-aged 50 years now this is great I can’t believe I was that old like bro what was I doing in my life hahaha man these guys won’t know what hit them bye bye bye bye bro you know that’s

Literally a village Like These people aren’t real humans you just basically blew up no one’s house mate uh nah man they all got epically trolled so I’ve been playing on this hardcore world for five years straight and you know if I died right now I’d be so

Annoyed but I mean hey I know I’m gonna be far oh no yeah I’m joking bro this guy can’t do anything like who does this guy think he is man you’re a noble what what no man please I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry okay chap so I’m looking kind of poor in

This world so I’ve got to figure out a way of getting some stuff but I’ve got exactly the idea right over here okay and here we go here we go Notch I have leaked your address oh wait what exactly so give me some diamonds bro okay man

I’ll give you some diamonds for a chill what the hell oh how stupendous have you Notch see guys getting diamonds is way too easy you just gotta extort people okay come on let’s just do a dream Bro maybe you should stop trying the clutch like it’s 3am right now just go to bed and just stop oh I’ve lost my voice from shouting too much man no my God guys right so torch oh no oh no I’m scared I’m scared I’m scared oh my God

Guys why is there a Herobrine spawner here oh my God oh my wait a minute bro that’s not Herobrine who the hell are you bro you’re not scary man oh my God guys I’ve been abandoned in the nether oh I’ve got to be so careful

That I don’t die to any fire oh okay man I’ve got to be careful looking around the corners and stuff oh no he’s gonna be gonna clear all this lava man no no no no no no no no oh no matter oh no no no

No no no hey man we can be friends okay never mind this guy kinda sucks let’s go I did it I’m the best you know I’ve got Fire Res I’ve overcome my fears I’m gonna just jump in the lava my less good bro hey die man getting rolled oh yeah so

You’re so bad again quick party bro you’re oh my God you’re so bad oh my God man the combos are insane you’re getting rocked oh my God the Flawless is insane the Flawless is insane bro you’re playing single player these aren’t real people I’m sorry

Oh hell no man that’s not what I meant bro let me just get to my real mining bro get me out of here Urban what’s going on bro just listen to me man listen to my voice not again you don’t need to give me all this bro stop

So I’ve been farming potatoes for about 77 eons right now and bro I’m still number two in potato positioning like I don’t know man I might have to give up I just don’t know who could possibly be beating me right now man if I hit this water bucket MLG about the subscribers

There we go I mean hey the game’s the game man subscribe so we can get to 400k [Applause]