Ultimate Adventure in Epic Minequest S1

Whoa what’s going on here whoa ooh pork it’s Epic Meal Time what you you know about cows hater smart chick in the breast and bacon stri and bacon stri and bacon St and bacon strip and bacon strips and now we Wait [ __ ] What the [ __ ] El problemo did you seriously just do this to me yeah well you should have thought of that before trying to blow up my [ __ ] oh I’m sorry well you’re staying put till morning good night creeper good night Master creeper call me Steve okay good night Master Steve uh close enough

Creeper keep it down I didn’t say anything I’ve just been admiring this beautifully fertilized soil it’s gorgeous must have come from outside what is that I’m not sure what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] [Applause] Yeah what a d where’d he go I think he’s hiding hold on I have an idea oh no the sun is come out the fire it burns ow wow wow wow WS maybe he has no point the R holy mother of Christ the fire it burns it’s not working it’s not working C you Satan god of fire master master I’m here Master he must not have heard me I’m coming Master oh no you don’t stay away from me creeper but I thought we were friends I’m sorry sorry

Master no stay back you’re nothing but bad news but you’re the only friend I’ve ever had if I lose you I don’t know what I do now who am I going to give the diamonds to did you say diamonds yeah but you don’t want to be

Friends I think I can give you one more chance really you won’t regret this I I I Mother of God what the sorry Master what the [ __ ] not impressed my bad I got you a present though oh cool thanks where’d you get it oh it’s not important and so our heroes ventured off

On their quest in search of diamonds unbeknown to them they were being watched by a mysterious figure in the shadows hey Steve are we there yet what you’re the one leading me I know I’m just so sick of walking whoa what’s happening I don’t know it’s not me whoa there’s been an

Update master I’m scared master master run I’m trying hey buddy can you help me out what a jerk oh Master what look out Thanks so what’s new we are looking for diamonds Reaper I mean we’re looking for I Schim the schim they sound fun he’s lying you imbecile oh daylight a creeper uh there’s something I wanted to ask you yes master did you want to be best friends um My sorry bestie are you okay never been brother gross creeper look what I found in the boogers oh that X that’s where the diamonds are and we must be near that big F off Tree huh a baby slime oh my God he’s so cute uh creeper who is that this is Charles I gave him a hand not him him what the hell screw it I know the way now I got the maps’s bra yes everything’s going exactly to Plan you’ll throw sounds totes harsh balls man what does the Charles say these diamonds better be worth huh hey creeper look there’s the village Hut from the map hey hello sir boom boom man behind you run for your lives run son it’s a boom boom man who

Creeper don’t worry about him I’ve got him trained watch this creeper sit Yes master now stand up okay now sit done now stand yep sit stand sit stand sit stand sit I could do this all day heck why didn’t you say so I got myself a pet too chiny oh no not

Again I do apologize old sport I didn’t introduce myself my name’s Neil and my little buddy over here’s name’s tiny tiny say hello oh uh I’m Steve and this is a this is creeper and this is Tyro I gave him a little mustache he’s so handsome I see well heck let’s battle Battle tnie use BL throw creeper look Out it’s gorgeous nice work okay now tackle okay Tanny now use your Golem hog attack master Creeper help don’t hurt Mr fluffer muffins Mr fluffer muffins Mr fluffer muffins fluffer what muffy’s bra what the actual Yay just you self-destruct right Oh what the [ __ ] well it appears to be a draw come on now it’s getting dark you can bunk up with tiny me tonight and that’s why we’re heading to Ender Valley Neil are you sure about this I mean it’s your only bed please I insist I’ll just uh keep in the old

Pumpkin patch tiny is great at snuggling Master do I have to sleep in the hole tonight uh no creeper outside is fine Yippee and if you two boneheads screw this up again I’ll be feeding you to the Ender Dragon myself is that clear Yes master those guys are hilarious bro I’m totes uploading this to my hipstr follow them and make sure they don’t screw this up I don’t think they

Have hipstr on it’s totes on theground follow them in RL oh okay Yeah kids oh yeah tiny Closure oh yeah ready set spaghetti oh hi guys hi fluffer muffins d don’t call him that his name’s creeper zomb I like your chicken but aren’t they meant for zombie Bays [Applause] oh chicken cut the crap where’s the human M uh Steve he’s inside sleeping how do you open these things

H I don’t know we’ll just wait here until morning then zomb helmets slumber party wrong cartoon wrong game close enough do the helmets actually work h I don’t feel so good oh you w fluffer muffins nice troll creeper seriously I mean how dumb do we look to you What Bale Bale Master is so pissed with you guys he just sent me a text saying that he’s like toes Balls to the Walmart PA bro he’s fuming but but he was going to explode our faces off where’s the boom BR h good idea Charles here have some shades and a banana swag susies

Mosies sorry about this mine Master’s orders no hary Spa Charles Char you will pay for this Herobrine what’s the Herobrine boom boom man what the [ __ ] meanwhile two animators and their comrades enjoy a epic late night Picnic told you he was going to explode du hi Ender bra hi Charles Master wants us back at the lair so Chop Chop does Charles look bigger to you yeah he got fat uh zomb what nothing man I can’t see for sure [ __ ] ow son of a master Steve we made it

Last um hey he’s been using the Ste what are you talking about the Diamond Steve it’s all liive and why would I believe you huh it doesn’t really matter but this time tomorrow we can see the yourself that’s enough I’ll be seeing you soon master steeve oh no whoa oh just a dream

Huh I’ll just borrow this this you won’t be needing these and this I got to have this Master they took Charles who Neil I knew there was something fishy about that guy no I mean I was just sitting here playing with Charles when all of a sudden zom

And Bone showed up and they’re all like where’s the human fluff muffins then bone said my name was in fluff muffins It’s creeper and there was a chicken who died so I pretended to blow up to make them run away and they did but then the

End BR show up and said that I need to remember who my real master is and that though no har but he just took Charles and we need to save him I see so where is Neil I I accidentally blowed him up I don’t think he’s going to respond yeah me neither tiny

Hey bud creeper sorry about Neil I’m sorry tiny I didn’t mean it I know what’ll cheer you up how about you join us on our Epic Quest all right let’s do this master I’m a little gassy today and after what seems like years from when they first set out on their Epic Quest Steve creeper and their newest companion tiny are now in Pursuit for more than just mere Diamonds the fate of the Beloved Charles lay solely in their

Hands find out what happens next time on Epic mine quest and then he said he wasn’t a cow he was a pig and I was like yeah and my name’s Jason spon Huh It’s Epic Meal Time I can’t have eggs without B Junior Run we should probably leave yep well guys I think this is it Ender Valley I hope that Charles is okay only one way to find out let’s Go so this is Ender Valley hey Master look what I found what do you think it does I have just the Thing we go down the road to San Antonio and then ma P we know that the distance is impossible memories of me and and you you and I where Ordinary People got to say we’re lcky luckyy lucky you and I we’re Orin people who won’t be denied [Applause] Tonight we want to go back to San Antonio check out the awesome few so please take us back to the scenario we know what we must do you and I where Ordinary People got to say where lucky luckyy lucky you and I we’re allary people who won’t be denied [Applause] Deni it’s not just the two of us it’s not just the two of us it’s not just the two of us it’s not just the two of us it’s you and I we Ordinary People [Applause] it’s God to say we’re lucky lucky you and die where’re ordinary people who won’t be denied be

Denied the two of us who won’t be denied be denied Hello master Steve fancy seeing you here it’s you you’re the guy from my dream last night oh stepen you flatter me I didn’t mean it like that you’re responsible for all of this you are correct but I mustn’t take all the credit I couldn’t have done it without your precious Mr fluffer

Muffins Mr fluffer muffins creeper you knew about all this master I I can explain Ender bra take care of this would you totes for goats bro let’s bounce boxies master I’m sorry you’re a real piece of work you know that Steve Steve Steve it’s really not as bad as you think after all

Creeper wasn’t lying about the diamonds technically that and so much more treasure awaits us both that is of course if you’re willing to team up let me get this straight you send mobs out to attack me stalk me from the Shadows invade my dreams and turn my only friend

Against me and somehow expect me help you of course it sounds bad when you say it all at once I will never help you [Applause] Yeah Master Herobrine is fighting Steve what the heck happened to you it’s not of your business Told you master Herobrine was going to win hi guys oh hi fluffer muffins hi Ender bra hey zomb why are are you naked we were playing strip poker we were playing Uno Popcorn no wonder your only friend betray you he’s not my Friend this should be good you want to fight let’s Fight I got say Steve that was a prettyy cheap Shot that all you Got What what The yo Bry bra got a bit of a sitch here man Ender BR what the hell are you thinking sausage bro I toad panicked lad man Mother of God boom boom man H hi Master hello creeper uh I was actually talking to my new master huh him well this is awkward what the heck’s going on here anyway wouldn’t you like to know get off if you’re all quite done huh howdy wait my gosh Neil is that you

Hello there old sport I thought you died well I almost did no thanks to the boom boom man I’m sorry sorry you’re sorry look at my face what the hell are you doing that’s my chair well I got you thinking seems I gave you one of your eyes back I decided

You kind of owe me why you we’ll be having none of that wait a second you two have been working together well yes this boy and I go way back don’t we he R that’s a story for another time I’m so confused what do you need me for well old sport I thought

You’d never ask now Steve as you may know we could never get you here by force so instead had our old friend here lure you with the reward of diamonds and if it wasn’t for creeper it would have been done a lot sooner he said if I

Helped him I could get a baby slime but then we met Charles mhm I see wait Charles what happened to Charles ah yes well thanks to the boom boom man Charles’s cage snapped in his explosion and has fallen to the nether the nether the nether the nether where each of you

Now must go what that wasn’t a part of our deal you Nell and void our deal when you decided to save Steve from falling that was our deal and what if if I refuse H you don’t get it do you boy down here I make the rules down here I’m the Puppet Master

Huh Master what the my body is moving by itself oh come on now Steve really the floss a little dated don’t you think now I have your attention I need the three of you to head to the next and collect something much more valuable than your precious damage

Netherite netherite rough it’s a myth it is not a myth and you will find it just follow the map you might even run into your little old slime buddy on the way it’s a suicide mission you’ll be fine here take these oh my God a diamond pickaxe in the

Flesh don’t lose that that it’s crucial for your mission what about me last thing anyone wants to see is a creeper with a weapon agreed agreed sorry you’re very clumsy that’s fair you can have one of these a crash helmet yippe now any final questions yeah I okay good bye-bye oh look it’s Tiny hey there bud oh guess what Neil’s alive though he did turn kind of evil don’t forget about his face yeah Creeper’s explosion kind of messed up his face You will pay for this Herobrine what’s a Herobrine boom boom man what the [ __ ] you know he kind of looks like that guy from The Avengers movies H what’s his face Red Skull that’s it Red Skull Red Skull mixed with Thanos e that Shin gets me every time what’s the matter big Guy if you’re all quite done making fun of my face I’ve been listening this whole time you best be on your way BR the ne yeah it’s so red oh look there’s Charles’s cage but where is Charles check the map right good idea give me that whoa snatchy much you both clearly have no idea what are you doing this isn’t some fun little Quest we’re on this is a mission of life or

Death it’s this way let’s go looks like someone could use a Snickers Bar I don’t get it it so creeper yes master yeah about this master stuff what does it all mean everyone has a master everyone fools huh only mobs have Masters what about Neil technically he’s your master right shut up yeesh calm down I was just kidding I said shh we’re in piglin brute

Territory pigin brute watch wowa what do we do run run are you Insane Yes tread passes attack Man I can hear [ __ ] why are they running woo can’t believe we made it that was fun can we go again okay we’re here this is Neverland not Club NGL this place is lowkey kind of Epic so I got to ask how do you know so much about this place anyways I Shut up it’s none of your business damn is he always this angry yeah pretty much you guys ain’t from around these parts up are you yeah we’re going to need to see some ID I’ve got this you don’t need to see our identification yeah no we’re definitely going to need some

ID no ID no entry I do you take primes give me give me give me give me give me give Me I know I probably shouldn’t say this but they smell delicious come on dude show some respect I’m just saying come on we’ve got big of fish to fry can you quit it with the food analogies it’s been like seven episodes since I’ve last Eaten all right YouTube We’re unwanted guests here so make sure to be on your guard right close your eyes and Follow whatever you do keep a low Profile I have a feeling they don’t even know where here boots cats boots cats boots cats oh is this your idea of a low profile what did you expect me to do he had his sausage fingers all up in my grill without consent I might add enough you may enter

Finally oh no this must be one of those Escape rooms maybe it’s a puzzle like on skid games and if we fail we die why would you say that maybe it’s or maybe it’s just a room with Candles well that’s either lazy writing or lazy Animation or lazy Animation Char oh my God he’s alive and little again hello my cuties I am G the ghast welcome to my Lair wait a sec is he Gaba or is he Gaba clearly the pig is just translating hi I’m Darius oh hi Darius we’ve come for Charles Charles

Oh Charles you mean my sexy new slave he’s not your sexy slave he’s my sexy best Friend I thought I was your best friend Master you can have more than one best friend gee Steve come on everyone knows that Oh this was never my home wait a second Bry you know each other that was a long time Ago that’s enough K yes all right Charles Jump what the wow he saved us again Master heang on Buddy thanks Master don’t think me thank Herobrine don’t thank me thank damn have you guys ever heard of the keto diet home come by did I what the Huh sorry guys How did I end up on the bottom Again oh hi tiny tiny what The Yeah another day saved by the big guy oh you too Bry do not call me Bry all right all right don’t have a cow man shorts Master what about that girl oh am G how could I forget about her did you see her fiery red hair her smile she’s a total

Badass she’s not that badass so if you boys are done talking about my ass what do you want hey now is that any way to talk to your big sis did you just say sis as in Sister Steve this is Alex Alex Steve hey yo any hoodles check this sh Out is that NE right it does exist does that mean you’re working for Neil too Neil you’re not still hanging around that loser are you Bry uh duh he still owes me an eye don’t call me Bry why don’t you just get an eye patch you could be a

Pirate I am not a pirate I don’t know stealing treasure striding through Lava treasure maps maybe we’re all Pirates where’s your Buccaneers under me bucking hat anyway I’m going to need that netherite I’ll tell you what I’ll give you the netherrite if we can call you Bry from now on not a

Chance okay what if you give your friend Steve a little kissy what what but I like girls yeah it’s the same I’m just [Applause] joking okay I’ll let you have some on one condition let me guess now you want me to hug Steve what you want Steve to kiss

Me dude what are you talking about I don’t know I was just trying to get us what I was going to say was was use it to take down Neil once and for all fine deil all right for a second there I thought Bry wanted to kiss Me okay here’s the Plan pend what are you doing with that Turkey SA oh